2013 MR. ALPHA 4

PRO JAN KOLBERG REPLACES

HEAD COCK TRAINER

If you can tear your eyes away from the massive melon pecs and freak arms of pro megaweight Jan Kolberg, 

you will see next to him the cock trainer to the top IFNB stars, Vic Saccoro (aka, "Vic Suck").

Kolberg names top cock trainer Vic Saccoro his head of cock work for the Mr. A!

In a move that has the naked muscle media buzzing and pro megaweight Jan Kolberg fans worrying, Kolberg fired the cock trainer he has worked with for seven years and replaced him with "Vic Suck" Vic Saccoro.

"I feel like I need my cock worked with more excitement," said Kolberg.  "Peter Bradt is a phenomenal cock trainer and has brought me far.  I just feel it is time for someone who makes my cock the center of his purpose.  I feel Bradt too much takes his privilege with my perfect meat for granted."

When asked if it was primarily Bradt's attitude toward Kolberg's Dick, Kolberg agreed, but added diplomatically: "I don't think any good cock trainer should be anything less than flattered to have a chance working my perfect cock.  Without that evident, why would I honor a man to handle it?  Yet beyond that, I need to have a dick that won't stop spraying, and Vic Suck is known for his amazing work."

Saccoro arrived at the Mr. A hired by heavyweight Jim Drey, who apparently had his sponsors pay Saccoro more than Saccoro had ever been paid.  Breaking the contract leaves middle-of-the-pack Drey in a pinch, and puts a solid dent in Kolberg's undoubtedly hefty Mr. A budget.

"Mr. Kolberg is the best and so deserves the best," Saccoro told us.  "I told him that if I had a chance with his cock, I would hang on to it as if it was the purpose for living.  When he heard this, he offered me the work.  I know I can help Kolberg bring a massive and heavy-shooting monster dong to the Mr. A stage, even though we have never previously worked together."

DO YOU THINK KOLBERG IS TAKING A RISK TO MAKE A CHANGE LAST MINUTE?  WHAT DOES THIS DO TO HIS CHANCES TO WIN? 
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2013 MR. ALPHA 3

MR. A TRENDWATCH: FORCED HYPER-STIM 

A POPULAR PREP METHOD AMONG PROS

Megaweight Jan Kolberg in the Prep Room flexes his monstrous arms and pecs while his cock is relentlessly sucked, 

jerked and forced to cum over and over to prepare for the on stage action.  

Kolberg has been a vocal advocate of the growing pro trend of forced hyperstim.

Forcing muscular men to cum over and over, without a pause, is a common training technique for the monster-cocked pros in the IFNB.  Yet rarely is forced cock work part of a pre contest strategy.  Forced cumming has been thought to "drain" too much contest-winning man juice.  However, in recent years, many pros have actually used hyper-stim to create a cock which cums so frequently and violently that many think forced hyperstim is the way to go prior to taking stage.

"I am such a masculine man that all I want to do is pump my muscles and milk hot loads from my perfect cock," said Jan Kolberg.  "I just use my natural state of being and have a trainer force my cock to keep cumming.  I usually like to hyperstim with flexing for 90 minutes, but pre contest that can go to 2.5 hours."

Two and a half hours of having a muscle man's cock worked?!  These men are AMAZING.  How many loads can get milked in a forced hyperstim session.  "If I am flexing, I can cum 25 or so times," Kolberg boasted.   "More if I can watch my perfect body in a mirror."

Kolberg has had amazing on stage flex-and-cum numbers in recent years, which he claims refute the traditional method of stimulation without release.

Many pros, including "Hammer" Buck Paulette, JK Roher, Ryan Plovicz and even Yann Perrod have used forced hyperstim in their pre contest prep.  Perhaps the old ways of "saving up" may not be the only way to get a stud to blow his load on stage after all!

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON FORCED HYPERSTIM AS A PRECONTEST STRATEGY?
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2013 MR. ALPHA 2

YANN PERROD ARRIVES TO HIS FIRST MR. A

WITH BIG SIZE, BIG FANFARE, BIG LOADS

World famous cum coach Edgar Zegnar arrives as part of the teenage pro Yann Perrod's competition entourage.  

Yann Perrod was made the youngest pro naked bodybuilder in history recently by special appointment by the IFNB.  It is a choice that fans love, and yet has been met with criticism and skepticism.

But Perrod has been groomed throughout his teens by several very wealthy sponsors and labs, all of whom give the cocky teen the confidence needed to arrive at a contest as prestigious as the Mr. A.

And his Entourage is truly an example of the wealth that supports the boy.  Most notably was the appointment of world-famous cock coach Edgar Zegnar, who has worked with dozens of top pros, including the legendary Dan Otter at three of his six Mr. A wins.

"I guarantee I will have that boys loads on me, in me or pumping into someone else almost every minute prior to taking stage," Zegnar said of his prep for Perrod.

Perrod has shown up bigger than ever before, and his horseback is being stroked and worked nearly constantly to ensure the boy is dizzy with sexual power by the time he is on stage.

ARE YOU A FAN OF PERROD?  WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIS CHANCES?  WHO CAN HE BEAT, AND WHO DOES HE STAND NO CHANCE OF BEATING?

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2013 MR. ALPHA 1

BACKSTAGE HEATS UP FOR THE 

BIGGEST PRIZE IN NAKED MUSCLE & COCK!

Pro naked bodybuilder assistants gather, strip and prep their "equipment" to be ready for the competitors who will be 

using their bodies for prep.  Center is none other than well-known celebrity naked bodybuilding assistant 

Jaro Geurrile, already releasing his loads so his system is "reduced" in prep for the competitors' use. 

On the right is Joseph Larenas, who has risen in the pool of requested assistants in recent years.

In a large, sparse room behind the backstage of the Mr. Alpha gather 20 or so muscular men.  As they enter, they peel off their clothes, and just as often those already in the room been aggressively yanking the clothes off the new arrivals.  The numbers grow from 20 to 25 to 30, and these muscular studs are all eagerly stroking their cocks.

Soon a cumload flies.  Then another.  Then the men start aggressively grabbing each other's dicks to force another load from a freshly drained dong.  No one asks permission, but just coldly grabs whoever's cock they please, often dragging each other around like objects by the cock.

You may think this is a naked bodybuilding prep, but the room is actually the pre-contest prep room for some of the hardest working men in the pro naked bodybuilding game: the bodybuilder assistants.  While assistants are easy to find in the lower ranks, possessing the strength and stamina to have their bodies used by the brute power and unrelentingly merciless force of pro bodybuilders puts a man in an upper echelon.  Men with the ability to sustain days of merciless rape from bodybuilders who do not care how they feel while being power fucked or throat-throttled are a unique and desirable breed.  

"When I arrive at a contest," said Jaro Geurille, a top assistant who has worked with some of the best names in the pro ranks. "I accept that I will be raped for 5 to 10 days straight by men who are focused correctly on only their own stimulation.  My body becomes an object; they have no regard for me.  Nor should they.  This is my job: to be a piece of flesh that can be fucked and used by some of the most powerful men on the planet.  I am little more than two holes for abusively gigantic cocks and men who's strength can crush me; knowing this is what makes me requested by the top names in the industry."

"It feels god to know I am part of something greater than my comfort," said pro assistant Joseph Larenas.  "Knowing that the hours of anal abuse from a man who ignores my please to stop resulted in his taking fourth or third or better in a contest about his ego feels rewarding.  I know the suffering went to good use; it helped an alpha male gain his rightful recognition."

There are over 90 hired assistants at the Mr. Alpha – a staggering number considering a typical pro show will have only 20 or 30 paid, and the rest work for free experience.  But men who can subject themselves to be tossed around by the most dominant muscle studs in the world for days at a time without giving up certainly possess a talent beyond the norm.

Their first task is to "reduce" themselves; which means they try to lose all sexual potency prior to the contest.  The heightened stimulation of the cum and cocks they service would cause them to pass out from pain or euphoria unless they went through this process.  "I want to have no interest in sex or cock prior to going in to work a competitor," Geurille told us.  "It helps."

Geurille and many other pro-level assistants are hung and hugely muscled themselves.  Many look as though they too could be pro level naked bodybuilders.  "Haha, that's just because of the quality of cum we take in!" Geurilled told us.  "I swallow and am injected with hundreds and hundreds of loads a contest, all of which have been so hyper-enhanced that it causes a growth effect in an assistant.  Most of the beef and cock you see on me is the result of having my legs held open as thousands of bodybuilders take turns pounding out their cocks in my ass!"

That's quite an upside to a tough job!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PRO-LEVEL ASSISTANTS?

WHAT STORIES DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HOW NAKED BODYBUILDERS HAVE USED ASSISTANTS, PRO OR AMATEUR?

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-show Preview 8

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT MEGA-STAR
& TOP FAN-FAVORITE JK ROHER

Competitor name: JK Roher
Nickname(s): "Jacker" (J-K-R)
Age: 23
Home Country: Sweden
Competitive Weight Class: Super Heavyweight
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 264 lbs. onseason, 290+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 14"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 21 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 16 out of 19 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 2 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 11
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 4
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 2

The obsession that fans of the alpha muscle game have over the young JK Roher is relentless – and well-deserved!  Roher has been electrifying the pro circuit with his casual arrogance and consistently hyper masculine contest presentations.  He has a pro among pros, and the laid-back stud has the savvy to keep the fans and media constantly idolizing him.

Roher is especially beloved because he is "a pro for the people," more fond of getting his muscle and cock into the eyes and hands of his fans rather than always remaining on his lofty social pedestal.  Roher is about the training and the lifestyle first, which makes his seem all he more like he ideal man.  Roher has always focused on massive muscle first, and is renown for his thick cock work, and how the frightening log of a fuckpole matches his thick beef symmetrically.  This astounding attention to detail and balance between cock power and physical scale makes him possess one of the most perfectly realized male forms ever to compete.

Many also love the intense rivalry between Roher and teenage Yann Perrod.  Yann Perrod is the youngest man to ever turn pro naked bodybuilder, and because of his inability to ever beat Roher, Perrod nearly didn't accomplish his goal.  Perrod often instigates Roher, and Roher takes an arrogant pleasure besting the teen.  The two have grown friendly over the years of their rivalry, but the intensity between these two young bulls has been  highlight to watch on stage and off over the past few years.

Roher's ability to show how a young man can be a true alpha muscle idol has made his fans ravenous for him to do well in the Mr. A.  Many think Roher would be next in line to succeed the legendary Dan Otter, and there is a lot of talk that Roher could become the next top celebrity in the INBF.

In His Words: "I have always known I was destined to be the man the world worships as the ultimate male image.  I am not surprised at all by my incredible success and by how you fans love me so much.  I expect it, and think it is reasonable and appropriate for men to place me above them.  It's only a matter of time before this beef and cock dominate even some of the most perfect men on the planet at the Mr. A!"

Current Gym: Steel Rush Training, naked bodybuilder training center

Occupation: private coach; Exclusive sperm provider for SpermMaxx® and DongMaxx™ sports drinks

Sponsors: Private investors; Virility Domain Labs., Inc.

Contest Entourage: 3 Trainers, 2 Cock Trainers, 3 Assistants

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-show Preview 7

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

SIX-TIME MR. A CHAMPION
SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT DAN OTTER

Competitor name: Dan Otter
Nickname(s): "The Ultimate", "True Alpha"
Age: 32
Home Country: Austria
Competitive Weight Class: Super Heavyweight
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 244 lbs. onseason, 270+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 15.5"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 27 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 19 out of 19 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 9 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 28
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 21
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 13

There is no fan of naked bodybuilding that does not know the current global leader in naked muscle and cock, pro Dan Otter.  Otter has won the IFNB Mr. Alpha six times, four of them back to back.  he is what most would consider the ultimate man, with giant muscles, a tremendous and ever-cumming cock and a domineering arrogance that make him alpha regardless of his numerous titles.

Few who have seen Otter in action can forget how controlled and powerful he is.  His flexing is always superb, and his cock control baffles the mind.  His personality is equally intimidating, and he is famous for whipping out his monster cock in public places and somehow winning admiration and attention regardless of law or limitation.

Otter is often elusive, favoring his time in the gym and cock training over most other pursuits.  For a man who's giant cock is always in the spotlight and whose muscles are the most requested on the planet, it is amazing how well he retreats to focus on improving his amazing naked bodybuilding game.  But when he does turn up, he is always most comfortable demanding central attention – as most feel is his due, anyway.  This veteran of the sport has turned out flexing and cum shows that have become legendary tales, both in contests as well as at exhibitions and private functions.  His body and attitude sets a new bar for what it means to be a "real man."

Otter has been clear leading up to the Mr. A that he is not aiming for the overall.  "I love to show off," he reminds us.  "I was designed to make men understand what male perfection looks like, and to humble any dude who thinks he is jacked or hung."

In His Words: "No matter what I say, you're gonna end up frantically beating off to my words.  So it doesn't matter what amazing shit I say.  And it's all fucking incredible.  Everything I do, everything I attempt, every inch of me is all anyone needs to see or experience to feel good.  I know this; I have accepted it, and I enjoy it.  So go ahead and quote me – again!  I know that it's one more small bright joy in your little lives.  You're welcome."

Current Gym: OtterPower (private facility)

Occupation: Owner, "The Otter Foundation For Dan Otter Exultation,"; private coach; owner, TrueMan Sports Supplements

Sponsors: Private investors; TrueMan Labs, Inc.; TrueMan Sports Supplements

Contest Entourage: 4 Trainers, 7 Cock Trainers, 18 Assistants, 4 Photographers, 3 Masseurs

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-Show Preview 6

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT NJALS BOGARSON

Competitor name: Njals Bogarson
Nickname(s): "Logjammer"
Age: 24
Home Country: Iceland
Competitive Weight Class: Super Heavyweight
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 236 lbs. onseason, 255+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 13"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 17 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 13 out of 18 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 1.5 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 4
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 1
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 0

While not everyone can spell Njals Bogarson's name correctly, if you mention "The Logjammer" chances are true fans will know of the young star you're talking about!

Logjammer Bogarson is new to the pro game, and one of the younger naked bulls on the scene.  Yet his knack for cocky and aggressive flexing makes him a mesmerizing presence when he strips naked and shows off.  Meanwhile he has developed a fat, thick cock that is one of he more masculine fuck sticks on the pro stages.

Most would think that it is that thick piece of meat that got Logjammer his nickname.  But Bogarson tells us he had that nickname since he was a teenager, before ever stripping naked and flexing and cumming in front of thousands of muscle fans.  "I was a wrestler as a boy," he told us.  "My hometown had a private club that wrestled nude like the Greeks.  And while I loved to wrestle, I was always more excited by the training and by the way the other naked men stared and touched my muscled body."

And how did the nickname arrive?  "Haha – that's a longer tale," the coy Bogarson told us.  "It was what some people started calling me after a match went out of hand.  I like to keep the details to myself, but let's say it was also the night I began to realize I am an alpha male."

In His Words: "The more you look at me, the more I will make you loo.  The more you touch me the more I will force you to touch me.  I know my muscle means power, and I am not afraid to use it.  In fact, it is my right to use it!  And that is what's gonna pose me through the Mr. A!"

Current Gym: GrecoPower Training (private facility)

Occupation: Owner and Coach at Bogarson's Body Grapple, Naked Muscle Sports; performer

Sponsors: Private investors; GenoThrust Labs, Inc.; Powerstroke Sports Supplements

Contest Entourage: 2 Trainers, 2 Cock Trainers, 2 Assistants

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-show Preview 5

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

MEGAWEIGHT JAN KOLBERG
FRESH OFF HIS FREAKSHOW '13 WIN

Competitor name: Jan Kolberg

Home Country: Denmark

Competitive Weight Class: Megaweight

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 273 lbs. onseason, 310+ lbs. offseason

Cock: 15"

Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 27 loads

Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 19 out of 24 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 7 years

IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 21

IFNB Pro Classes Won: 7

IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 2

Megaweights are known as musclebound monsters with frightening cocks and a tendency to assert their masculine dominance without hesitancy.  Often, these beasts are so driven by male power that they become frighteningly powerful flex-and-fuck machines, nearly out of control with muscle rage and sexual intensity.  Often these 270+ lb manfreaks release incredible quantities of sperm and live go flex their thick beef – however,  can barely be controlled and operate primarily on raw male animal instincts,

Yet this year one Megaweight Pro Naked Bodybuilder broke the out-of-control stereotype: Jan Kolberg.  Kolberg has delivered all the beef and all the loads one expects of a pro-level megaweight, but has exhibited an incredible degree of control over his flexing and cumming.  There has not been a megaweight overall win at the Alpha, but many of Kolberg's fans think he could be the first to set the trend.  

In His Words: "When I touch my biceps, I want to cum.  When I bounce my pecs, I want to cum.  When I move any inch of my gorgeous body, I want to cum.  I have a body that is so muscle perfect it forces me to cum.  In other words: I am ready to show what a REAL man looks like, and what a REAL man does: dominate other men and win big!"

Current Gym: Kolberg Power (semi-private gym)

Occupation: Trainer; Private Performer; enhanced sperm supplier to 17 industry cum farms

Sponsors: Private investors; SpermMaxx®; Muscle Banger Supplements, Inc.

Contest Entourage: 5 Coaches, 7 Trainers, 6 Cock Trainers, 9 Assistants, 2 Photographers

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-show Preview 4

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

HEAVYWEIGHT IFNB MR. MOROCCO
MALIK AL AOUIT

Competitor name: Malik al Aouit

Home Country: Morocco

Competitive Weight Class: Heavyweight

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 220 lbs. onseason, 250+ lbs. offseason

Cock: 14"

Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 19 loads

Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 10 out of 11 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 3 years

IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 7

IFNB Pro Classes Won: 1

IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 0

Many thought that Malik al Aouit would not be able to compete in the Mr. Alpha this year due to serious infractions at the IFNB Southern European Exhibition early in 2013.  Al Aouit won the event's Heavyweight Division, yet it was discovered after the contest that he broke several rules and interfered with many competitors.

Al Aouit is known for his aggressive backstage flexing and cock work, often mounting several men prior to taking the stage with his monster dong.  The Mr. Morocco champion certainly rocked the SEE with 14 beautiful cumshots.  However, after the event ended he was suspected of cheating.  At a competitor's celebration party the night after the SEE Finals, al Aouit slid a 14" double-headed dildo out of his beefy ass, stating he "couldn't wait to get that out, it had been buried in there so long."  Immediately fellow competitors cried cheating, claiming al Aouit had a hide dildo hidden up his ass the entire contest, thus assisting his cock performance.  Assistance is against IFNB pro rules as cock performance is intended to be based on competitor ability alone.  

Al Aouit denied the allegations that he had the tool up is ass during the contest. He was subject to a series of closed-door inquiries and investigation.  He was suspended from competing in any pro events until the IFNB made a ruling.  Three weeks before the Mr. Alpha registration the IFNB announced "there was not enough evidence to determine if Mr. al Aouit was using large tools in his ass to assist his cumming at the SEE."  Cleared, al Aouit was eager to announce his participation in the Mr. Alpha.  

In His Words: "They say I am a cheater because they are jealous of my male perfection.  I live this sport; I love throwing my naked muscle in to the faces of those who admire it!  No greater thrill comes than seeing my hot man-cum splatter onto those who envy my male perfection! A stud like me needs no assistance!"

Current Gym: Private Facility, Morocco

Occupation: Private companion; Entertainer; Massage Therapist; Model

Sponsors: Private investors; GrowthTest Labs; CockSplosion Male Entertainment, Inc.

Contest Entourage: 2 Coaches, 1 Trainer, 1 Cock Trainer1, 2 Assistants (1 top, 1 bottom)

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-show Preview 3

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

MEGAHEAVYWEIGHT FELIPE HERNANDEZ

Competitor name: Felipe Hernandez
Home Country: Spain
Competitive Weight Class: Megaweight
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 291 lbs. onseason, 335+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 13"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 24 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 9 out of 20 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 5 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 11
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 6
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 0

Hernandez brings some of the thickest arms in the IFNB back to the Mr. A stage.  His electric personality shows in his dynamic posing.  His background when he was a teenager was in non-naked bodybuilding, but his cock was spotted early by a naked-muscle loving sponsor, and Hernandez turned IFNB pro by age 22.

One of the few Megaweights to use anal stimulation, Hernandez is often ridiculed for his use of both fucking and asswork to produce his amazing results.  His split is typically 80% fucking with 20% getting fucked, and typically requires larger tools rather than cock.  He also uses fuckmachines while in training, which allow him the most powerful anal stim for his cock growth enhancements.

Hernandez loves fans, and even though he is not a top name in the IFNB, he is a favorite of those who meet him.  He is eager to show off for any who adore him, and is often blasting out monster poses and thick loads on excited observers.  He typically runs the back of the pack at the Mr. A, but he always loves a grand show.

In His Words: "I get antsy when I am not naked and flexing.  I always need to show off!  I love waving my fuckpole around and love how many men worship my majuscule and cock!  What can I say: I was born for this!"

Current Gym: PowerThrust Naked Gym, Spain

Occupation: Trainer; Private performer; SpermHaus Sperm Farm Certified Cum Taster

Sponsors: Private investors; GrowthTest Labs; SpermHaus, Inc.

Contest Entourage: 2 Coaches, Trainer, 3 Cock Trainers, 3 Assistants (1 top, 2 bottoms), 1 Anal Trainer

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-show Preview 2

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT PIERRE DOUTON

Competitor name: Pierre Douton
Home Country: Senegal
Competitive Weight Class: Super Heavyweight
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 240 lbs. onseason, 255+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 13"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 28 loads (unofficial: 38 loads)
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 16 out of 18 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 7 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 24
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 13
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 4

Pierre Douton continues to be a leader in the IFNB, delivering incredible muscle and cock performances year after year.  His aggression and ruthless approach to giant, thick muscle and frightening cock have won him endless adoration.

Douton is frequently over-aggressive, and often even experimental in his pursuit of a Mr. Alpha win.  Often he enhances his cock and muscle so aggressively that he loses control, becoming an unstoppable cum-, fuck- and flex-machine.  However, when he holds together he is one of the most amazing naked bodybuilders in the game.

In His Words: "If I have to flex I will cum.  If I pump my muscles, I will cum.  My perfect body is so amazing, even I am driven crazy for it.  I can not see how a judge will not start begging me for more once they see my pecs, my arms, my abs – my body is what everyone wants!  And my cum is the finest on the planet.  I will be known as the muscle stud who shot cum on the world and made every man my bitch!"

Current Gym: Douton's Muscle Kingdom

Occupation: Trainer; Lecturer; Cum provider for several sports ssupplement cum farms

Sponsors: Private investors; Big Unit Labs; GenoThrust Labs, Inc.

Contest Entourage: 2 Trainers, 4 Cock Trainers, 9 Assistants (bottoms); 2 Cock Masseurs

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2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-Show Preview 1

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.

MEGAHEAVYWEIGHT CARLOS MONZA

Competitor name: Carlos Monza
Home Country: Brazil
Competitive Weight Class: Megaweight
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 286 lbs. onseason, 330+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 11.5"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 25 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 10 out of 18 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 4 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 17
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 8
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 2

Monza has long dominated the naked muscle scene in his home country of Brazil.  Known for his diet of 10-14 power fucks a day when prepping for a contest, Monza is quite literally a muscle and fuck machine.

Monza has always been a muscle beast, and comes tot he 2013 Alpha at least 10 lbs heavier than his last Mr. A outing.  This will be his third showing at the Alpha.

In His Words: "Men are lucky to see my muscle naked.  I believe it is a man's honor to have me mount him – and even more so to prep for my contests.  I am mighty enough to hold any man down who I wish to use for fucking with my beautiful cock.  I plan on cumming more than anyone in my class while I flex!"

Current Gym: Private facility

Occupation: Private Shows; Cum provider for BeefCock Sports Supplements

Sponsors: Private investors; GrowthTest Labs; BeefCock Sports Supplements

Contest Entourage: Coach, Trainer, Cock Trainer, 6 Assistants (bottoms)

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SPECIAL REPORT: PERROD EARNS PRO CARD 3

YANN PERROD SEEN AT MR. ALPHA

RULES CONFERENCE!

Yann Perrod at the Mr. Alpha Rules conference, proudly showing off his badge of admittance as a pro.  Next to Perrod

 is top musclecock trainer, Ernie "Edge" Pandolfi, who no longer competes but works training top cock.  

The fact that Perrod's sponsors hired Ernie hints to Perrod's intentions to attempt an appearance at the Alpha.

Yann Perrod's appointment to the pro naked muscle game has many fans thrilled, but many skeptics confounded.  The 19-year-old prodigy who has spent virtually all of his teen years under expansive enhancements has lived his entire life in gyms around naked muscle men working his horsecock in hopes of being the youngest pro ever.  With his recent pro card granted to him, he proves his overwhelming arrogance and muscle-obsession paid off.

But he was "granted" the pro card, meaning he did not win a pro-qualifying contest to gain it.  As such, many feel he is not ready for the top pro events.  

Nonetheless, recently Perrod showed up with his entourage at the Rules Conference for the upcoming Mr. Alpha – the most prestigious global contest for pro naked muscle and cock.  The conference is a formality or pro naked muscle studs who are considering entering the Mr. Alpha.  Many naked musclemen show up who are not necessarily going to compete in the Mr. A, so Perrod's presence neither confirms or denies that he will take a shot in the massive muscle contest.

It does raise the question though: is Perrod even ready to take on the top muscle studs in the world?  The Alpha boasts the biggest muscles and most unbelievable cocks on the planet. That means Perrod may be rushing a little too far too fast at only 19 years old.

Legendary 6-time Mr. Alpha winner Dan Otter was at the Conference and spoke of Perrod with uncertainty, revealing that Perrod has talent but also may not be ready for the big man's game.  "I met the boy and grabbed his cock to see what he's working with," Otter told us.  "It's firm and blows beautifully, and I think he kid has talent as a flexing cum stud.  However, I brought him back to my room to give him some advice and I know he was not ready for what I threw at him.  But nonetheless, he spent most of he night being dragged into competitors rooms in the hotel, and I know a few of them were megaweights who don't like a little boy talking big.  Perrod is too eager to be among men, and doesn't realize that, among true alpha muscle gods, a muscle boy will be handled like a muscle bitch until he earns his place.  I just don't know if he's ready for that."

Insightful as always from Mr. Otter.

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SPECIAL REPORT: PERROD EARNS PRO CARD 2

YANN PERROD EARNS PRO CARD:

FANS REJOICE, CRITICS FRUSTRATED

Backstage at an IFNB private presentation function, Yann Perrod undergoes final review of IFNB Pro Regulations before

going on stage to receive his pro card.  He just finishing his cock prep with a well-built assistant covered in the teen's hot muscle cum. 

Recent news about Yann Perrod being granted professional status by the IFNB via merit rather than via winning a contest has fans everywhere rejoicing, yet critics of Perrod are frustrated that a 19 year old boy is now a pro naked bodybuilder.

"The only reason any 19 year old muscle boy should be at a pro-level bodybuilding contest is so the real men have a sweet muscle ass to drill for their cock prep," said Eduardo Galon, a middleweight IFNB pro.  "Perrod's pro card was bought while the rest of us earned ours!"

Galon was referring to Perrod's long history with the top private male-enhancement laboratories such as Human Augmentation Labs and DomMaleCo Research, as well as devoted financial backing from such muscle-growth investors as John Thurmer and others.  Perrod began intensified muscle and cock augmentation in his young teens, and his advanced growth earned him the nickname "Lab Rat" in his early years of competition.  Of the six or seven male-enhancement labs that have worked on Perrod, four are known sponsors of the IFNB.  Critics site this as an influence on the IFNB Committee's decision to elevate Perrod to pro status.

Meanwhile, muscle investor Thurmer makes no bones about the money he pushes through make bodybuilding.  "I want to be surrounded by massively muscled men with frightening cocks," he says.  "And I have the money to make that happen.  Perrod is just one of scores of young muscle studs whom I have helped become living male gods.  But just because I also support the IFNB does not mean my benefactor [Perrod] did not earn his pro card fair and square."

But Perrod is unphased by the criticisms.  "Let me up close to them for an hour and flex," he said of critics.  "Let me pump my muscles for them and shoot my perfect cum in their mouths, and then see if they still want to talk this ridiculousness!  I earned that pro card because I am a perfect specimen of a man with a cock that is a gift to all who are lucky enough to see it!  Those who say otherwise are just jealous that someone as amazingly perfect as me exists at all."

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SPECIAL REPORT: PERROD EARNS PRO CARD 1

TEEN PHENOM YANN PERROD 

EARNS PRO CARD!

Yann Perrod is congratulated by officials from the International Federation of Naked Bodybuilding 

after being given his pro card and becoming the youngest pro naked bodybuilder in the history of the federation.

YANN PERROD BECOMES THE YOUNGEST PRO NAKED BODYBUILDER IN IFNB HISTORY!

When a cocky, muscular 15 year old declared he would be the first teenage pro naked bodybuilder, many assumed it was arrogance talking.  No one ever suspected that beefy boy would actually do it.

And that at young muscle stud became a phenomenon of naked bodybuilding in his efforts to meet his quest.  And as we watched him stumble over the past couple years and fall short of a pro cad so many times, many thought he would not meet his goals.

But that boy is Yann Perrod, and the arrogant, muscle monster with the gigantic cock just did what he claimed he would do four years ago and became a professional naked bodybuilder at age 19!

While almost all bodybuilders turn pro by winning their pro card in a contest, the IFNB does have authority to designate an athlete as a pro if that athlete's amateur competitive record is remarkable and they feel the athlete is of the caliber to compete on a pro stage.  This is how Perrod earned his pro card. In the past decade, 7 other pro bodybuilders have also been "granted" pro status without actually winning a contest, so the Perrod decision has strong precedent.

In other words, Perrod didn't "win" his pro card, he was given it based on his incredible performances in the amateur ranks.  "His track record is incredible," said IFNB Committee member Bruce Aril.  "And the fact that he hasn't earned his pro card in a contest is due to numerical coincidence and not a lack of muscle and cock talent."

"The boy has earned this pro card as much as any contest winner,"said another IFNB Committee member, Wendell Freuhof.  "He has done so much for the popularity of the sport as it is, and his competitive averages rival those of men who have been pro for many years."

We called Perrod and asked his reaction and he told us: "I am glad the IFNB finally understands they need my perfect muscles in the pro ranks.  I think they are lucky that I have accepted and will honor them with my male perfection.  I never doubted that I am one of the most perfect men on the planet, and feel justified that they finally acknowledge that my beef and cock are what their league needs to rule continue it's legacy of greatness."

Classic Perrod!  Always cocky, always arrogant – and this time around, proves that he can conquer the goals he sets!

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FREAK SHOW 2013 27

SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT UMBERTO BARI

WINS THE OVERALL TITLE AT IFNB FREAK SHOW!

Superheavyweight Umberto Bari (right) receives his Golden Phallus trophy for winning the overall title at the 

2013 IFNB Freak Show! His monstrous cock, exhausted from an incredible final round, begins to soften yet was still plump 

during the late trophy presentation.  Megaweight Jan Kolberg (left), still had cum spurts to spare, 

and while he gave an epic show, there was just no beating Bari this final round.

The fans and critics called it early on, but most thought the long-ignored super heavyweight pro Umberto Bari could ever win a major contest like the Freak Show – especially not during a year that brought as intense competition as this!  But in the end, they were right: Umberto Bari is back on top as he was 4 years ago with his solid final-round win, taking home the Golden Phallus as the #1 Overall Champion Freak.

Bari started the preliminaries frustratingly reserved.  The beast turned pro as a light heavyweight, and his obsession with growing size left many judges feeling he was not balanced enough.  The Freak was his chance to prove he is a better naked muscle beast at 265 lbs than he ever was at 200 lbs.  Yet he did not shine until the final rounds of competition – most specifically the last round of finals!

Bari had swollen up so large that many wondered if he was actually at the weight of a megaweight.  (Competitors are only weighed the first day of competition, but if they know special methods to swell bigger during the many days of competition it is not against IFNB rules.)  The thick, dense beef on this monster was a perfect accompaniment to his cocky, self-assured attitude on stage.

But where Bari really brought the game was his monstrous cock.  He had clearly trained it hard in the final hours prior to taking stage, and the monstrous tool was an intimidating piece of male fuck-weaponry!  Longer than in previous rounds, and the thickness rivaled that of any adult fist.

Bari gave the cum-show of his naked bodybuilding career this night setting a new personal record.  His cum-cannon blazed off 18 hot, thick loads and every one was plentiful!  More amazing was Bari's flex-cum timing.  Always a showman and known for timing his cumblasts with cocky, arrogant flexing, Bari held to form and timed 16 (technical count) loads with poses, having only two stray loads the entire round!

It was what Bari needed to best Megaweight Jan Kolberg, who has been taking he Freak Show by storm with his dense monster muscle and frightening fuckpole.  Many thought Kolberg would win the overall, as the two competitors entered the final round numerically neck-and-neck.  Kolberg came like a true megaweight, showering the judges and audience with 19 gooey loads of muscle cum.  But unlike Bari, Kolberg only controlled 13 of those loads.  A 13/19 split is excellent among megaweights, who are known for their incredible cumloads but lack of control, yet Kolberg has been one of the more controlled megas we've seen in a while.

The top ten included, with their controlled-cum/total-cumloads for the final round:

1. Umberto Bari (16/18)
2. Jan Kolberg (13/19)
3. Matt Boyer (12/14)
4. JK Roher (8/15)
5. Stump Derrio (Randall Derrio) (6/15)
6. Buck "The Club" Paulette (5/21)
7. Pierre Douton (7/13)
8. Andy Baylor (6/9)
9. Snake Assombo (John Assombo) (6/14)
10. Chad Galvin (5/19)

Almost all the top ten at the Freak Show have qualified for the Mr. Alpha Contest, with the exception of Any Baylor.

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FREAK SHOW 2013 26

KOLBERG SECOND TO BARI IN FINAL ROUND 1

BUT THE MEGAWEIGHT IS STILL CONFIDENT

Jan Kolberg still showing off for cameras even after his grueling round in the finals.

"I am in this for the admiration of my naked body," Kolberg says. "And winning is just proof

that my muscle and dick are what people want to see most.

Megaweight Jan Kolberg pulled ahead in the Freak Show Prelims with an astounding show of musclecock control – uncharacteristic of his class.  While the biggest brutes in the naked muscle game always pump out aggressive loads of man spunk, usually these beasts just fire off at random.  Kolberg has shown more control from a megaweight than fans have seen in a while!

Critics were guessing super heavyweight Umberto Bari would dominate the Freaks, but Kolberg's ruthless cum flexing caused Bari's more reserved game some issues.  Going into the finals, fans began worrying if Bari would once again lose his fitting.  Kolberg stood poised to win.

However, BARI CAME IN FIRST IN THE FIRST ROUND OF HE FINALS!  Bari gave a freakish cm flexing game that was mind-blowing to watch.  The super heavyweight blasted 16 thick loads of man cum and 15 of them he synchronized perfectly with aggressive flexing!  A 16/15 round is amazing in any competition, but it was what Bari needed to regain ground.  Kolberg shot 15 loads and controlled only 9, and looked a little flatter than his previous rounds.  Matt Boyer's muscle also looked a little less full this first round, and he blasted a 14 load game with 12 controlled.  In the end, the beefy Bari was the clear winner.

"I look at Bari's naked body a lot back stage," Kolberg told us.  "I like his thickness and I have handled his cock a lot – Bert [Bari] always has a nice, hard dick and whenever I've grabbed it is responsive and precums.  He trains it hard; as hard as his muscle.  But as solid a muscle competitors as he is, I am just better than him.  And while I respect Bari a lot for the size gains he has made, I have no fear telling him to his face: 'My loads are going to be all over your pecs when this is over, and you will be my bitch.'"

Aggressive and exciting words from Kolberg!  

But there is one more round to go, and with Bari back in top form, it is hard to say if Kolberg will make good on his studly promise!

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FREAK SHOW 2013 25

JAN KOLBERG TAKES FIFTH ROUND!

JK ROHER FINALLY TURNS UP HEAT!

Megaweight Jan Kolberg in complete control of his muscle and cock in a fifth-round posedown with the amazing JK Roher.

The race into the finals of the IFNB Freak Show has heated up with Jan Kolberg once again destroying the competition in the fifth round of the competition.  Kolberg came in first place int he fifth round, With Umberto Bari a close second and Matt Boyer in third.

Kolberg delivered a freakishness fans come to the Freak Show to see, with thickness and intensity unrivaled in his class.  His cock was a virtual cum machine, with the monstrous beefstick blasting a megaweight-worthy 18 cumshots!  12 of those cumshaws were perfectly timed with poses, showing that Kolberg has an unusual amount of control for a megaweight.  The highest summer in how class nailed 22 cumshots, yet only 5 were controlled.  Megaweights are a class known for huge muscle and bountiful cum, yet rarely do fans get to see one of these monsters with the control Kolberg brought.

Umberto Bari finally pulled up his cum game delivering 14 cumshots, 13 of which were timed perfectly with his poses.  The extra loads were what Bari needed to level the playing field with an aggressive Matt Boyer.  Boyer unloaded 16 hot, sticky loads of man juice during the round, with 12 pose-timed.  Because the two Superheavies were neck-and-neck, it came down to a battle of muscle and showiness. Boyer is a showman, but Bari's electrifying flexing narrowly bumped the Boyer beast into third.

In fourth was the first impressive showing from JK Roher.  Roher had been electrifying fans at the FreaXpo Expo, but had not been delivering his usual quality in the competition.  But in the fifth round, Roher finally gave fans what they expect: 14 juicy cumloads with 9 timed to his posing.  Roher is now out of the running for the Overall at the Freak Show, but as he is already able to compete in the 2013 Mr. Alpha, he is not concerned with his placing at this IFNB contest.

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FREAK SHOW 2013 24

SURPRISE WIN FOR PRO MATT BOYER

IN THE FOURTH ROUND OF COMPETITION!

Former non-naked bodybuilder Matt Boyer (left) has been coming up strong in the pro naked game, 

and took home his first Freak Show win in the fourth round of competition!

Matt Boyer showed up at the Freak Show in his best condition ever.  Yet up against veteran pros like Umberto Bari and Jan Kolberg, he has yet to impress judges.

"I look at myself in the mirror while stroking my horse cock," Boyer told us after coming in third place in the third round of competition. "And I think how amazing and perfect I look.  I have no idea how to improve on such a studly package of male excellence.  So, I figured I better up my cum game and bring in a show that proves I can flex out a load better than any dude out there."

And prove that Boyer did!  He hit a personal best cum round with 15 hot, juicy cum loads, timing 12 of them perfect with poses!  That was only three random shooters of spunk – a true proof of male control over his muscle and fucktool!

Jan Kolberg came in second place in the fourth round, shooting 11 times (9 timed with poses) and Umberto Bari – originally the frontrunner of the Freak and whom many thought would run away with the title – only blasted 7 times, yet once again gave a perfect cum game with all 7 being timed with poses.

Boyer's unexpected win shifts the numbers dramatically, and the Freak Show is anyone's game, now!

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FREAK SHOW 2013 23

MEGAWEIGHT JAN KOLBERG 

WINS THIRD ROUND OF COMPETITION!

Megaweight Jan Kolberg backstage after his narrow win in the third round of the IFNB Freak Show.

With his back-to-back wins the first two rounds of the Freak Show competition, everyone figured Umberto Bari would make a clean sweep at the Freaks.  However, a surprise win by megaweight Jan Kolberg had the crowds excited that the Freak may indeed be a battle this year!

Kolberg showed up at a tight 289 lbs and his monstrous 17" fuckpole has some fresh thickness, with the head measuring 14" circumference.

But mass and cock were not the only edge Kolberg brought.  Like a true megaweight, Kolberg delivered the sperm like a pro, popping out 14 loads during his posing.  10 were solidly timed, with his most memorable being double biceps cumloads and a couple of breathtaking abs and cum shots. 

The loads have been uncharacteristically humble so far for a contest named the Freak Show, but the third round brought the spunk back in thick form.  Matt Boyer hit a one-round best with a gorgeous perfect 11 cumshaws all remarkably timed with poses.  This landed him third place for the round.  Umberto Bari, who won on meager loads, only delivered 8 loads, yet also came a perfect game.

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FREAK SHOW 2013 22

UMBERTO BARI WINS FIRST TWO ROUNDS

OF COMPETITION!

The naked muscle star that has too often been overlooked by judges is now having "his cum-back!"  

Pro Superheavyweight Umberto Bari, seen here after winning the second round of competition, 

cum still freshly dripping off his near perfectly oversized muscles and cock.

Superheavyweight Pro Umberto Bari has come up short in the past couple years. The giant-armed behemoth turned pro in 2009 as a light heavyweight with a fat cock and streamlined V-taper.

Yet Bari loves mass, mass, mass, and as the muscle-obsessed man grew larger, his scores dropped lower and lower.  Bari's last overall win was in early 2011 as a heavyweight.  Judges began claiming that he had lost his balanced physique, and his thick cock was growing too thick to match his waist.  Likewise, judges did not like the added inches to Bari's monstrous arms - nor onto his ever-growing fuckpole!

Yet Bari loves the sport of naked bodybuilding more than anything.  "The judges do not know true male perfection," he told us.  "I hear hundreds of men - thousands! - begging me to flex and desperate for me to shoot my perfect cum onto them.  I know I am perfect.  I do not need jealous judges telling me!"

However, now the judges are telling Bari he is perfect.  Bari has won the overall in the first two rounds of competition at the Freak Show.   Bari is a lean, shredded 246 lbs, and his fat man tool stands proud at a competitive 12".  Yet his cock girth is what has helped him balance his physique, with the fat assrammer matching his thick quad size better than ever.

Bari is also a showman, and he has cum perfect rounds both nights.  He has had a perfect timing ration in both competitions, his first night shooting five times in sync with poses and the second night eight times, all in sync.  His signature timed pose is his front lat spread and cumshot, which he dazzled the crowds with most the second contest.  He spunked out 11 high-flying squirts while holding wide his beefy lats, and the crowd went wild at the sight of a giant monster with such aggressive control of his cock.

Bari is now the Freak Show's frontrunner.  But "I don't care if I win," he told us.  "I am only here to show everyone how amazing I am, how amazing I think I am, and to spray my perfect fuckseed onto as many lesser men as possible so that I can give them a small thrill in their puny lives."

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FREAK SHOW 2014 21

FREAXPO MUSCLECOCK EXPO 

CONTINUES TO DRAW RECORD CROWDS

Naked bodybuilders show off at a supplement company's exhibitors booth, wowing crowds with their oversized mancocks.  

Exhibitor booths have drawn massive crowds of men to witness the ultimate in muscle and manhood development and products.

Many of the IFNB events have musclecock expositions.  These expos are usually just as popular as the main competitions themselves.  However, this year's Freak Show has been the first to feature an Expo which sold out the contest!  The FreaXpo has hit record numbers of attendance, and is poised to be the largest musclecock expo of this past year.  Looks like the IFNB Mr. Alpha cotest & Expo better step up it's game!

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FREAK SHOW 2013 20

IFNB FREAK SHOW CHAIRMAN'S PICK WINNERS 

Freak Show 2013 Chairman's Pick winners: lightheavyweight pro Julian Graff, heavyweight pro JK Roher, 

heavyweight pro Matt Boyer, heavyweight amateur Yann Perrod and Megaweight Wade "Destroyer" Troy. 

The Chairman's Committee of the International Federation of Naked Bodybuilding is the recognized authority on "determination of the ultimate male physique." And while their standards are strict, they are also always evolving.  Which is why many of the larger IFNB contests often have a "Chairman's Pick" prize, given to naked bodybuilders who the IFNB recognizes as men who can help shape these standards for judges in he future.

Co-chair of the IFNB Mel Arroyo presented the prizes at the contest saying "I am certain these men will play important roles in helping us keep our admiration of the perfect male shape."  The winners will meet in a private conference with Arroyo where they will "provide examples of their prowess as alpha men" to help discuss any necessary changes in judging procedures.

Some of the winners were (as announced by Arroyo):

Lightheavyweight pro Julian Graff: "The man is a master of anal stim prep, often generously allowing even his opponents to mount him aggressively, mutually benefitting boy competitors.  His insights as a pro who prefers anal stim yet presents with such masculine prowess will be helpful for he committee to explore."

Heavyweight pro JK Roher: "It is rare someone so young remains so traditional, carving a name for himself internationally.  His is a body and a giant man cock that we feel it is important for the chairmen of the IFNB experience first hand."

Heavyweight pro Matt Boyer: "His extensive years in non-naked bodybuilding make Mr. Boyer incredibly useful for us to understand the mindset of the muscle obsessed."

Heavyweight amateur Yann Perrod: "While not yet a pro, this teenager's unusually superior development gives chairmen a chance to evaluate our standards of judging on a younger boy."

Megaweight Wade Troy, "The Destroyer": "Like so many megaweights, the Destroyer [Wade Troy] will often attack 7, 8 even 10 assistants backstage to prep for his impressively monstrous presentations in contests.  As the trend towards megaweights grows, we need to keep an eye on these out-of-control muscle monsters, and feel that Mr. Troy's unyielding aggression will be useful to experience."

The Chairman's meeting with the athletes is scheduled for mid-contest.  

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FREAK SHOW 2013 19

RARE SHOT OF "SNAKE" ASSOMBO 

WHILE HALF-HARD!

It's a prize-winning cock you will rarely see in any other state but rock hard – but our IFNB Report photographers managed 

to snap this rare pic of pro "Snake" Assombo's monstrous python cock before it was worked up to it's hardened 24"+ state!

At this year's IFNB Pro Pan-Africa, one competitor blew everyone's mind: young John "Snake" Assombo showed on stage with a frighteningly long and hard man cock with unheard of dimensions!  Also possessing an incredible muscle body, he took the judges by storm.

Immediately, "Snake" Assombo generated a fan base as massive as his tool.  Yet he is rarely seen without a full hard-on, leaving many of his fans wondering "Just how big is Snake's snake when it's soft?"  Assombo is careful to not be photographed n any other way than frighteningly hard, so shots of his beast soft are next to impossible.

Well, we had the opportunity to get a pic of Snake's monster dick half hard back stage in prep for the Freak Show's competitions.  It is almost as frightening soft as it is hard!  And you can really see how his bull nuts are massive when his dong isn't stealing the show!

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FREAK SHOW 2013 18

FREAK SHOW COMPETITION OPENS WITH

UNIQUE FREAK-FAN AWARDS POSEDOWN

True freaks: winners of the special "Freak Fan Prizes" show off why they are considered naked muscle athletes who "keep the 
spirit of ultra-masculinity alive in the sport of naked bodybuilding."  From left to right: teenage Chris Garter (largest dick on
a teen), pro Mladen Dreslin (largest cock head in the IFNB), pro JK Roher (uniform thickness), Yann Perrod (fastest improvement).

Most IFNB Pro Contests open with some sort of competitor review.  At this year's Freak Show, co-head-promoter Eric Ward decided to use the traditional opening preview to promote his own agenda.  "The Freak Show has come to represent the best of the extreme pursuit of ultra-masculinity.  While the standards of judging remain consistent with IFNB sanctions, we want to aggressively encourage the type of extreme pursuit of true masculinity that the most muscle-obsessed are known for.  We want to encourage the true freaks of masculinity as well as the ultimate representation of masculinity upheld by the IFNB."

So Ward and fellow promoters created a unique opening night.  Instead of just having competitors come out and preview to the audience, there were recognition awards given to those men who "represent what it truly is to keep freakishly obsessed with ultra-masculine ideals."  Called the "Fan Freak Awards," Ward assembled a team of "interested professionals who began watching the IFNB ranks for over 8 months to single out the bodybuilders they felt are pushing the agenda of freakishness."

What is that agenda?  "Too much is never too much!" Ward tells us.

Some of the winners even included non-professional bodybuilders.  Young Chris Garter, who burst onto the scene at age 16, shredded and sporting a pole-hard 20"+ monster dick, was on hand to receive an award "recognizing his contribution to encouraging teens to seek higher ideals of masculine image." Garter turned 17 this past year.   Likewise, the 19 year old "Teen Phenom" Yann Perrod was given an award to recognize that "true rapid advance of a male body means lifestyle commitment."  PErrod has been working with private labs for many years in pursuit of being the youngest IFNB Pro ever and maybe one day Mr. Alpha.

Others were more expected.  You can't mention "naked muscle fan" without recognizing the amazing JK Roher, who was recognized this night.  Mladen Dreslin was awarded, praised for having the biggest cock head in the IFNB – and it looked even bigger this night!  Franco Sorbo was recognized for reaching 360 lbs at 5'10", Alvin Bisson was praised for his remarkable bull nuts and even "Snake" Assombo was given a prize for his freakish fuckpole.

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