MASTERS GRAND PRIX 25

DERRICK PACKER GIVE LAGGANI A RUN FOR HIS MONEY IN ROUND ONE

FATHER FACE-OFF: Derrick Packer (left) and Umberto Laggani (right) pose off for a surprising third callout by the judges before finally declaring the Italian the winner. Packer was notably exceptionally horny for him.

The first round of the Finals for the Masters Heavyweights had some excitement with the top two as well. Derrick Packer and Umberto Laggani ended up going head-to-head during 3 final callouts in front of the judging panel before they were able to call a final winner. For his part, Laggani seemed a little off and did not quite perform at his usually outstanding level he brought to clothed competition. And Derrick Packer had one of the best showings of his career.

Packer has been a living-breathing embodiment for naked bodybuilding for nearly 40 years, since he began training as a teenager on his father’s farm. “It was real primitive back then. I would see my daddy and some of the field-hands stripped naked and out in an open field or in the barn, pushing around the equipment and working with crude weights, or laying back on haybales as they stimmed each other. I couldn’t wait to get old enough to join ‘em. Their bodies were so massive and with donkey-dicks swinging, they were ideal men.” Packer says he felt a similar feeling during the competition, “Standing next to the Italian, I could feel his heat, practically chew on his pheromones. It made me both incredibly horny up there next to him but also that much more competitive to get as big as him and let my dick spew like his.”

During the final round-up, Packer’s physique was denser, But Laggani’s dick was practically pulsing with energy, shooting dangerously and aggressively on the judges and other competitors. Although not as smooth as usual, his artistic and engaging posing eventually pulled Laggani ahead after the 3rd round of pose downs. 

“I’m looking forward to seeing him again, when we get to climb on stage with our sons during the pairs finals,” says Packer. “Jamison and I are going to best those guys when we get up there with them. I know Pietro and Jamison have been hanging out, training together.”

Laggani eventually pulled ahead with a perfect cum record, the only Heavyweight to do so in the round. In 5th was Dajon Johnson, the new sponsor for Junior Tommy Li. But neither was disappointed by his placement, with Tommy Li noting his highest volume for cum shots. “I chose Dajon for his cum abilities, so I’m in awe of his ability. I can’t wait to get on stage with him for the Master’s Boy pairs.”

1. Umberto Laggani, Italy 15/15
2. Derrick Packer, USA 14/17
3. Ahmed Zebain, Egypt 12/16
4. Sergio Pulă, Romania 11/13
5. Dajon Johnson, USA 12/20

DID YOU HEAR OF ANY OTHER STORIES ABOUT THE FIRST ROUND OF THE FINALS?

ARE YOU A FAN OF LAGGANI, OR DO YOU THINK LONG-TIME NAKED COMPETITOR PACKER SHOULD HAVE WON?

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 23

BOYER AND LAGGANI HOST A SPECIAL FAN-NIGHT FOR CLOTHED BODYBUILDERS

TRUNKLESS: Umberto Laggani and Matt Boyer demonstrate the “Scorpion” variation of the Most-Muscular, with “venom spit” rapid-fire cum shots for the assembled audience of clothed bodybuilding fans invited to their private Fan-Night exhibition.

One of the post popular evenings at IFNB events are the Fan-Night Posing Exhibitions. Generally scheduled between the end of the Preliminary rounds and before the Finals, the informal events give pro naked bodybuilders time to recoup, rest and prep. Though some have accused the IFNB of using it as a money-grubbing tactic to extend the program an additional night, organizers insist the Fan Nights are an important way for fans to connect more intimately with the bodybuilders when they are in top condition, and therefore most impressive.

Due to the overwhelming number of entrants and attendees, 3 official evening events were held, with smaller non-official ones also being attended.  One of the most popular was a non-official event hosted by mega stars Matt Boyer and Umberto Laggani. The long-time friends and former clothed competitors specifically wanted to thank their own fanbase and also reward clothed bodybuilders who had come to the Master’s to check out the true Alpha sport. As many of the men attending were inexperienced in the naked sport, Laggani and Boyer made the focus educational on the superiority of the sport over clothed bodybuilding, while both put their expert performing skills on display.

They chose one of the smaller venues, with arena style seating on all sides. “As a bodybuilder you have to be aware of how you look at every angle in every direction. There is nowhere to hide. And performing like this with Umberto makes us hyper aware that you cannot have a ‘bad side’ when you’re a naked performer,” says Boyer. “But we worked off each other and made sure we filled all 360 degrees of that stage.”

As part of the admission all attendees were required to be completely naked or else they would not be admitted, which initially caused some nervous laughter from the contingent of clothed bodybuilding bros. But by the time the lights dimmed, the energy was palpable from the excited room of completely nude muscle aficionados. Laggani and Boyer performed together for the first 15 minutes, then spend 45 minutes working in pairs with the audience. This included calling up star-struck fans from the audience, men used to being clothed, and having the stars flexing for them, letting them feel their muscles and cocks with their hands. Several almost immediately fell to their knees, tasting the testosterone-rich cum direct from the source. A few even bent over right onstage to allow the icons to force their huge cocks into their virgin butts. The yelps and groans were overcome by the overwhelming cheers and hollers from the audience.

Laggani’s son Pietro was in the audience a said, “I couldn’t be prouder of my father. Watching him flex while a lesser man fell to his knees and hungrily swallowed his manhood made me so proud to be his son and the fruit of that alpha dick.”

By far the wildest cheers accompanied the final act, where the two took turns anally stimming each other and pumping huge loads into the other’s hole. The sight of the macho celebrity Umberto Laggani as he laid on a podium, his cock proudly standing fully erect from his horizonal body, loudly grunting as Boyer slid his monster fuckpole into his ass was awe-inspiring to the assembled audience of young clothed bros testing the waters of the naked alpha sport.

“I don’t know that that could have gone any better,” said an invigorated Laggani. “These are skills I worked on in private, training with my family and like-minded friends for years. So I’m not really ‘new’ to this; it’s just ‘new’ for me to get the chance to get on stage and blast my cum all over the cheering men who have followed me for years.”

DO YOU WISH YOU HAD BEEN ABLE TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE TO SEE LAGGANI AND BOYER PERFORMING?

DO YOU THINK THEIR WORK HELPED PERSUADE CLOTHED BODYBUILDERS TO SHIFT TO NAKED?

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 19

LAGGANI BRINGS GRACE AND EXPERIENCE TO NAKED POSING

IMPRESSING THE AUDIENCE:Umberto Laggani dramatically works the audience after his prejudging routine. A star-struck audience member uses the opportunity to taste the Italian stallion's cum.

Umberto Laggani is famous for his striking and graceful posing. Spending 20 years in the professional clothed arena, from his first days Laggani was know for his artistry. The sinuous way that he moved his impressive bulk on stage earned him accolades as not just a bodybuilder, but as a creative and engaging performer.

“When I first started, posing wasn’t as important then as it is now,” says the Italian. “But I saw it as an overall part of being a performer. I always had an amazing physique, but from the start where I really impressed the judges was that I knew how to show it off. To use my body almost like a dancer would, to tell a story of hard-work and masculine pride. Now incorporating my hard cock into my poses is an exciting new opportunity to finally tell that story of virile dominance in full.”

Laggani’s fabled prowess brought a focus across the entire world of bodybuilding, which encouraged another dimension to the artform of bodybuilding. It brought a new purpose, a thoughtfulness and the value of self-expression to the stage. And ultimately it celebrated not just the competition and the trophies, but the incredible entertainment for the eager audiences who crave ever more dominating masculine displays.

“My son and I have spent the last year making sure my dick is as ready to perform as I am. I’m 47 and I am hornier than I’ve been in my entire life. I'm excited to be showing it off on stage finally. All week I've been surrounded by groupies from the clothed world. There are plenty of guys looking to suck this famous cock now that it is in the open. I used to let them when I training, but never before in the show environment. It is really exciting." he says, "But I always made posing a third of my preparation, right in there with pumping and cock work, and I challenge myself to come up with new and better posing routines every time I step on stage. Making the effort to create my own original posing display was a way to gift the audience with a reflection of my personality. You can manipulate your body to showcase it as either elegant or aggressive depending on your selection and your mood. I tell these young guys to take time to close your eyes and visualize your time in the spotlight. Imagine your trip to the contest, the weigh-in, and your time backstage. Feel your cock swelling with excitement and anticipation. See yourself walk on stage, hear your music begin and feel the crowd react to the pulsing beat. It's showtime!”

ARE YOU ANTICIPATING UMBERTO LAGGANI WILL PERFORM WELL IN HIS FIRST NAKED CONTEST?

DO YOU PREFER ARTISTRY OR STOIC MUSCLE DISPLAYS FROM BODYBUILDERS?

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 15

CLOTHED BODYBUILDER REUNION

FRIENEMIES? Former clothed bodybuilders Matt Boyer and Umberto Laggani meet up backstage prior to the official start of competition. Although this is Laggani's first naked competition, he and Boyer have been friends and competitors for many years.

Although he is new the naked bodybuilding scene, Umberto Laggani’s anything but new to bodybuilding. An 8-time National champ and 2-time European overall winner, Laggani is a name well known among bodybuilding aficionados. So his decision to shift to the naked sport after a life competing in trunks has been big news.

The athletes of bodybuilding often are able to find a bridge between being fierce competitors and also supporting each other because of their shared Alpha experiences. One huge booster of Laggani’s at this year’s show (besides his son, of course) is fellow clothed-turned-naked bodybuilder Matt Boyer.

“Of course I know Umberto. We rarely vied against each other in direct competition, but we saw each other backstage and at expo events. I was a relatively good clothed bodybuilder when I was competing, but Umberto is a star to the clothed guys, especially in Europe. It is big news that he has made the switch and is letting the world see his big Italian dick in all its glory. I’m hoping this accelerates the education of those clothed guys that the naked sport is the true space for Alphas,” says Boyer.

“Matt and I have known each other for years – more than I’d like to say,” says Laggani with a laugh. “I remember seeing him at an Expo right after my ‘accident’ at the 2005 Coppa, and we had a long conversation about our cocks and feeling unappreciated. We realized we were both hard and pulled out our dicks to compare. Even back then, Matt’s was so thick and I really had to handle it to get my mind around just how big it was. And what a commotion that caused!” Laggani says with more laughter. “My manager at the time was real pissed, but all the other guys around us were paying real close attention. After that, whenever he was in Europe or I was in the US, we’d try to get together for a good nude workout and stim session.”

Asked if he plans to be as vocal a proponent of the naked sport as Boyer has been, Laggani demures. “Let us see how I do at my first naked competition before I become a spokesman. I’ve always tried to lead by example anyway.”

ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT COMPETITORS CAN ALSO BE FRIENDS? 

DO YOU THINK BOYER AND LAGGANI’S EXAMPLE WILL HAVE A BIG IMPACT ON THE CLOTHED BODYBUILDERS?