BEEFBOY CLASSIC 21

LAST MINUTE ARRIVAL

READY TO ROLL?: Bamboo arrives at the check in desk for BeefBoy backstage.  Some noted that he seemed tired and distracted, though his body still looked amazing. 

True Alpha-male bodybuilders have sometimes been accused of being dramatic.  But the truth is that the mindset of these men who are the epitome of masculinity are rightly focused on themselves.  They understand that they are exemplary specimens of what a man should be physically, and that their own level of self-absorption and self-adulation should only be equaled, and exceeded, by the members of the public that they allow to interact with them.

At this year’s BeefBoy, there have been many comparisons of young buck Bamboo to reigning Mr. Alpha Pierre Douton, and it goes beyond just the thick black cock. Their shared extreme self-assurance bordering on risky impudence, combined with a demandingly cocky and aggressive attitude to force lesser men to submit to their demands  – have been noted.  The big difference between the two is that Douton’s insolence is replaced in Bamboo by a disarming charming.

“I am sure they would have waited for me.  I am worth that.” He says with a wink, not a bellow, like Douton would. Bamboo was testing the limits for the final competitive sign in – arriving backstage with just 2 minutes before sign in finished and stage competition started.  “I was training up until the last minute, and had to rush down,” he says, a dollop of cum splattering off his lengthy dick.  So far his experiences in the pre-contest have been noted for the extreme amount of time spent fraternizing with the other contestants, and the joyfulness that he has taken in dominating boy after boy that he’s met.  That seems to have been his overriding focus so far, to the exclusion of sleep, muscle training and posing prep.  Like Douton, some have been left wondering if all Bamboo’s time spent obsessing over himself has left him unprepared to compete at the level required of a champ.  Only time will tell.

DO YOU THINK BAMBOO HAS SPENT ENOUGH TIME PREPARING FOR THE CONTEST?

DO YOU SEE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN BAMBOO AND MR. ALPHA PIERRE DOUTON? 

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SURPRISE ENTRY; GERARD BOUCHELLE

THE GIANT FUCKER: Gerard Bouchelle poses for an official portrait at the weight-in of the BeefBoy Classic. His appearance at the Teen Auction was so brief, it was hardly noticed. 

This year's competition is already full of surprises.  The 2016 PowerDong champ and Mr. Alpha 4th place finisher, 19 year-old Gerard "Giant Fucker" Bouchelle, surprised organizers and attendees when he arrived at the BeefBoy Auction unannounced. He was immediately, symbolically, signed by his 27 year-old muscle trainer, Chad Benner, and left as quickly as he arrived.

"I decided only this week to enter the competition. This is the last year I can compete as a teen, and I decided that this was the show that launched JK Roher to Monsieur Alpha, so I would take the same path." Bouchelle said.

"I also heard about Douton's offer to the winner of the BeefBoy," he adds somewhat hesitantly. "Pierre and I had a connection at the Alpha competition, but I have not seen him since. If given the opportunity, I of course would jump to spend time with the Mr. Alpha. But I had made up my mind already to enter."

Bouchelle looked to have worked on further refining his physique, showing more lean and cut than at Mr. Alpha. "I am young and do not stop conditioning in the off-season. I live as a naked bodybuilder all year, so entering last minute will not be an issue."

DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE'S LEANER PHYSIQUE WILL HURT OR HELP HIM AT THE BEEFBOY?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER WELL KNOWN TEENS THAT MIGHT COMPETE? 

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CHECK-INS COMPLETE; REVEAL MOSTLY RETURN
COMPETITORS, HIGH NUMBER OF NON-ELITE PROS

ONE OF THE BEST JOBS IN THE GAME:  An official at the registration table checks the cock thickness and lengthof Canadian lightweight pro Craig Terly.  Like many new pros in the IFNB, Terly had to be inspected carefully
to ensure his proportions are above regulation for the PowerDong (which of course they were).
Many newer pros are only slightly above regulations, which has mad check-in a slower process than usual.

Imagine having to get up at 5:00am, put on a suit, and then wait for nude, muscular men to shove their fat cocks into your hand.  Imagine running your hands all over their thick, swollen pecs and quads, while you indulge measuring their proportions.  While trying to get the size of the mindbogglingly girth dongs, they often start spurting their hot cum loads all over your face – and that nice suit you wore.  Imagine this happening dozens of times, hour after hour, for three days straight.

"Over the years these alphas have ruined dozens of suits with their self-entitled cum blasts," smiled IFNB registration official Chris Warley.  "While taking measurements and enforcing rules may seem boring to most, it is seriously one of the most exciting jobs out there."

And one of the most important; the IFNB is revered for it's remarkable (if complex) system of policies to maintain such high standards of the ultimate alpha male form.  Ensuring that pros are up to caliber for entering a contest is obviously a key link in that chain of elements that bring to fans a competition between the most well-endowed, hyper confident and perfectly built men on the planet.

And the registration at the PDMC this year has been especially rigorous considering how many Base Level pro competitors have entered.  There are a huge number of pros who do the PowerDong every year, and the vast majority are not Elite Level.  Many of these lower-ranked pros have literally only earned that coveted pro designation via winning in amateur leagues very recently, putting them just barely into the category of professional nude bodybuilder.  As such, ensuring that their cock size and girth is regulation with their weight class standards is essential to keep the field competitive at the pro level.

"We have had to deny 13 pros entry already," Warley told us.  "Usually it is because their cock is just barely under-regulation, which is a shame because they are so close to the requirements.

"We're not being hard-asses about it; just dedicated to our jobs at upholding standards.  Trust me, we try to help these young men even at the point of registration.  One middleweight was just an eighth of an inch shy of regulation, and we took our time jerking him hard, and helping him out, trying to give him a shot at meeting the entry requirements.  I sucked him hard for a long while, as did another official, really trying to help that cock swell to the necessary size.  Unfortunately, some newer pros just don't enhance their cocks thoroughly, and get turned away during check in."

Obviously, with efforts like Warley's and the other registration officials, check-in is often slowed to a crawl.  With so many competitors already hyper aggressive due to their intense testosterone levels, you might imagine it gets out of hand.  However, while pros are notoriously competitive with each other, at registration there was a sense of encouragement.  Often these newer, lesser pros would be rowdily encouraged to powerfuck the throats of the officials, with the nude muscle alphas encouraging them to swell their dick and get into this contest.

"I have rarely seen a pro not respect the registration process," said Warley. "Which is why I am not surprised when there is encouragement during check in.  I get to see these sex-crazed nude muscle beasts at a rare moment of camaraderie and enthusiasm.  It really is a great job!"

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE RIGOROUS CHECK IN PROCESS THE IFNB UPHOLDS?

WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON THE STANDARDS, AND OF THE JOB OFFICIALS DO DURING CHECK IN?