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SNAESSON PREPARES FOR THE OVERALL FINALS BY LETTING OFF STEAM

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY? Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson gets oiled by an aspiring Naked Bodybuilding assistant at a party held by a local bodybuilding club, Sociedade de Galos Flexionados.

With the divisional competitions complete, the next stop for the winners in each class is the overall Finals where they will compete against each other for the title of best BeefBoy, and the coveted BeefBoy Golden Phallus trophy.  The trophy is molded from the perfect fuck tool of 2012 winner, and youngest Mister Alpha ever, J.K. Roher. 

Now that regular competition is over and the vast majority of the horny young men taking part no longer have commitment to the competition, as is tradition, the organizers finally opened the proverbial gates and let the boys roam the host city of Lisbon.  One of the most exciting opportunities for locals and events attendees during these post-competition periods is the events hosted by local naked bodybuilding clubs.  It is a wonderful space for local aspirants to interact with competition level bodybuilders, and also a great place for different cultures to interact and learn from each other. 

Having been cooped up for days on end, many of the boys are exceedingly horny and hormonal, and despite best efforts by the organizers and authorities, there are usually a few reports of incidents and confrontations between roving bands of aggressively erect nude musclemen and locals.  This year, the Sociedade de Galos Flexionados, the largest Portuguese naked bodybuilding amateur association, opened their doors for a 6-day open house.  Sociedade director Armando Corriea gladly welcomes any and all boys who want to visit the clubhouse. “We are leaving our gym and pump facilities open for the remainder of the time of the BeefBoy.  We will be hosting workout events, classes, social hours and all-night flex parties.  Our full set of naked-bodybuilding-assistants in-training are making themselves available since we know there will be many swollen cocks, and we are supplementing them for round-the-clock use by many of our regular local bodybuilders looking to interact with this set of international competitors.  We want them to understand how welcoming the Portuguese can be.”

One of those taking advantage of the open door at the Sociedade is Sigurdur Snaesson.  He will be representing his class as the overall winner of the Teen Heavyweights, but has been at the clubhouse for at least 24 hours.  “I was about ready to burst, so when they opened the doors I was literally the first one out and on the streets, my cock super-hard and ready for some action.  Rico and a bunch of the other guys haven’t been out because they’re focused on the Finals, but I couldn’t make it all the way here and not experience the local culture.  All the locals have been so cool and really happy to have us here.  I may never leave!”

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY INCIDENTS WITH THE TEENAGE COMPETITORS NOW THAT THEY ARE FREE TO EXPLORE LISBON?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON PREPARING FOR THE FINALS, OR OUT SOCIALIZING? 

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TEEN DIVISION STARTS OUT STRONG

HEAD OF THE HEAVIES: At just 16-year-old, Sigurdur Snaesson of Iceland dominated the teen heavyweights today.  There is speculation that his connection to “best bro” Rico Bandeas may have given him a slight leg up on the competition. 

Despite sloppy execution by the show organizers, attendees and competitors alike have been pleasantly surprised with the generally high level of pumped muscle and throbbing man-meat presented by the boys attending this year’s BeefBoy.  The long lead-in and extensive delays may have given some boys a leg up with plenty of time to focus on working out and fucking with other boys before finally taking the stage. 

Despite being the youngest group, the teen division has impressed with their massive bodies and thick cocks.  So far, the front runner for the teenagers has been from today’s heavyweights, although we have yet to see the super-heavyweights, including up-and-coming stars Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson was a shooting machine and presented top-notch performances during the compulsory and free posing sessions.  He did an impressive 21 cum shots total, with 11 during compulsory poses, and 10 excellently timed shots during free pose.  

Asked about his stellar performance today, Snaesson attributes his success to his own training and dedication – he has been working out since he was 12 years old.  But he also admits he feels he did gain this week from spending significant time working out with his new best-bud, Argentine Rico Bandeas, over the last week.  “We met the first day at the teen auction and I knew we were simpatico.  He and I are really the same in so many ways.  Plus he’s a great training partner – I came with a few friends to help me out, since I am the only guy here from Iceland so they didn’t supply anybody.  He shared his team and trainers with me this week, but we also bunked together and spent plenty of the past days working out.  We ate together, laughed together, pumped together, slept next to each other.  Even showered together. He’s a super-heavy, so there were times he would hold me down and I couldn’t stop him from pumping his huge dick into me.  But I think we’re both better for it, and I think I’ve made a friend for life.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE TEEN DIVISION SO FAR?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON WILL HOLD IS TOP PLACING IN THE TEENS AFTER WE SEE BAMBOO AND HIS BESTIE, BANDEAS TAKE THE STAGE?  

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TEEN AUCTION AN OPPORTUNITY FOR COMPETITORS TO CONNECT

FAST FRIENDS: Argentina’s Rico Bandas shows a Most Muscular pose in anticipation of cumming on the face of a seated sponsor. He was working the Teen Auction with his new “hermano”, Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson.  Despite their bond, the boys just met that morning.

As the only pro-level IFNB show solely focused on teenage competitors, the BeefBoy Classic gets a well-deserved reputation for its wild atmosphere.  The opening “Teen Auction” allows the energetic young men the opportunity to strip-off and show-off with hundreds of their aspiring Alpha peers, and during these times teen hormones run high and the animated atmosphere at the BeefBoy is tinged with the boldness of youth.  

For many of these boys, they have been the dominant teenager in their area and being faced with an international set of competitors of equal talents and development can lead to either an immediate camaraderie or a sense of competition – or both.  Teen competitors can remain playful and childlike despite having the highly developed muscular bodies and raging dicks of alpha adult men.  They are more playful than an adult but more powerful than a child – these boys are open to almost anything, wide-eyed and daring.

At this year’s Teen Auction, the uninhibited and loyal atmosphere was personified by 17 year-old Argentine Rico Bandeas and 16 year-old Icelander Sigurdur Snaesson.  Though the boys had just met and grew up literally on opposite sides of the globe, their roars of pleasure and unselfconscious exuberance stood out amongst the group as they worked the room together, flexing, waving their hard cocks, cumming, and generally showing off for the assembled sponsors as a duo.   Bandeas and Snaesson’s bond conveyed the essence of what it is to be a teenage naked bodybuilder: boisterous, uninhibited and preoccupied with having fun.

“We met this morning in line for the dorms, but I knew right off we would be friends,” says Bandeas. “Despite different languages, we speak the same language; grande muscle and big dick.  I knew this was mi hermano who was cara rota tabmien. . . . also shameless.”

DO YOU THINK THAT BANDEAS AND SNAESSON’S IMMEDIATE FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST? 

DID YOU HEAR OF ANY OTHER EXUHERANT ACTIVITY AT THIS YEAR’S TEEN AUCTION?