MASTERS GRAND PRIX 31

RICO BANDEAS EASILY WINS THE MASTER’S BOY

AT LAST: Looking every inch a pro, Rico Bandeas poses after winning the Juniors' division of the Master's Grand Prix

In a stunning rebound from his 3rd place finish at the BeefBoy Classic, Argentinian teenager Rico Bandeas easily sailed to the top spot at this 15th annual Master’s Boy competition. Openly the favorite from his arrival with his sponsor, world renowned muscle beast Carlos Monza, Bandeas’ level of finesse belies his 18 years. In a field populated with first-timers and overly horny boys, his level of professional precision, balance and form during his posing and presentation catapulted him to the top of heap from the second he stepped on stage for the prelims.

Known for being exceedingly deliberate and planful, Bandeas (and Monza) left nothing to chance, and despite both having incredibly high profiles and loads of adoring fans, they spent all downtime training and stimming each other to perform at their peak. In comparison to the youthful (and admittedly wild) energy of the rest of the young men in the Juniors division, Bandeas impressed all with his smooth and professional routines. The perfect Pairs round with Monza in the first finals presentation sealed the deal (with the highest scores on record for a single round during the Master’s Boy). 

Asked what he thought of continuing a 15-year long tradition of muscular young men, Bandeas still had a sense of humor.  “I was a toddler the first time they declared a Juniors winner, so no, I hadn’t really thought about it. But I said coming out of the BeefBoy I would have a national title this year, and here we are,” he said, brandishing his Phallus trophy.

With Bandeas a lock, the fight for runner-up kept the rest of the boys busy and in the final round there were some shifts in the placement of the ultimate lineup.  In the final round the boys posed solo for a final time, and without the assistance of their sponsors on stage, a few cracked under the pressure. Ultimately Jamison Packer held his position for the runner-up spot, with his impressive dick and cool demeanor making up for a few posing issues. Jumping into 3rd was Pietro Laggani, with an impressive 14/17 cum presentation. “I was thinking of my father the whole time; how proud he would be with each shot of muscle cum I sprayed onto the men in front of me,” said the young Italian.

1) Rico Bandeas, Argentina (with Carlos Monza)
2) Jamison Packer, USA (with Derrick Packer)
3) Pietro Laggani, Italy (with Umberto Laggani)
4) Tom Basher, Canada (with Peter Babcock)
5) Alvars Pipalyzga, Latvia (with Juris Vdaikts)

With their sponsors facing off shortly in the final rounds of the Master’s and Sub-Master’s divisions, most of the boys elected to just stay backstage nude and ready. “I know that my uncle will need some stim work before he heads onstage,” said Jabari Ballo, who disappointingly fell into the 7th position after a disappointing solo round. “I know he’ll have his own sexual rage going, but probably is also going to want to teach me lesson,” he adds sheepishly.

DO YOU THINK RICO BANDEAS IS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS?

WERE THERE ANY SURPRISES OR DID YOU HEAR OTHER STORIES FROM THE MASTER’S BOY YOU WANT TO SHARE? 

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 28

CARLOS MONZA AND RICO BANDEAS GET RARE PERFECT SCORE DURING PAIRS POSING

THE PERFECT PAIR: After their record making display, Veteran bodybuilder 46 year-old Carlos Monza poses with 19 year-old protégé Rico Bandeas before they head backstage to the pump room to work through their mutual horniness. 

The Master’s Boy competition is specifically structured to allow experienced bodybuilders at the pinnacle of their careers (or a bit after, admittedly) to perform and “pass on” their years of experience and Alpha passion to the younger generation of naked men.

Like most veteran naked bodybuilding professionals, Carlos Monza has had a profound influence on many young men he has meet. As possibly South America’s most famous naked athlete, his thick muscle and gigantic cock are idolized by just about every young man he meets, offering an inspiring example to their eyes of what manhood can, and should, look like. So over the years Monza has had a number of notable proteges who have gone on to be we well known bodybuilders in their own right, including fellow Brazilian (and also controversial chem-ball user) Raul Rubenez and amateur star Vic Gambroli Jr. But in just over a year, his most recent protégé Rico Bandeas has risen to the top ranks and many are already commenting that the teen should be at Mr. Alpha this year.

“My father paid to have Carlos train with me at first, but after 2 years together we have developed a more brotherly connection,” says Rico, his thick cock oozing a stream of pre-cum as he tells his story. “I had been really focused on growing muscles, but Carlos taught me the balance and discipline of a life of ceaseless physical training and a diet of constant muscle-fucking to swell my body and dick. Thick-and-dangerous – that is my motto now.”

At only 19, Argentine Bandeas has been training as a bodybuilder since age 14. “As a natural athlete, his body and discipline were already in place by the time I met him,” says Carols Monza. “The attitude was there too,” he says with a laugh.

That effort, and the pair’s connection, was on full display during the pairs posing section of the Master’s Boy first round finals, as they put on a spellbinding display of perfectly synced poses that were simultaneous powerful and mesmerizing, and put on one of the most dramatic flex-and-cum shows the assembled audience had ever seen. The pair were perfectly in tune with each other’s movements and seemed to inspire level of horniness in each other that was infectious. Few in the audience could keep their hands off their dicks due to the display, and it was noted that a few of the judges also were left hands-free cumming.

“Under normal circumstances we do not disclose the final scoring by the judges, but after a presentation of such presence, charisma and overwhelmingly horny perfection, I can freely admit that Carlos and Rico earned a perfect score from the judging panel - #1 in all categories, across the board!” says Head Judge Paulo Busek, still flush and drooling cum from his exposed cock. “It was exceptional, especially for a non-related Master’s Boy pairing.”

"It just confirms that all men basically cream just looking at me," the charming and arrogant Monza tells us.  "So it was my pleasure to them all lose their shit when they saw my perfect muscle and fuckstick matched with his. He is truly on a path to being as amazing as me."

WERE YOU ABLE TO CATCH MONZA AND BANDEAS’ PERFORMANCE AT THE MASTER’S BOY?

DO YOU THINK BANDEAS IS GOING TO REDEEM HIMSELF FROM HIS BEEF BOY PLACEMENT?

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 24

MEGAWEIGHT FACE OFF!

STUNNING DISPLAY: Megaweights Tory Zak and Carlos Monza easily dominated the field in the first round of the Finals. They however sparred repeatedly for dominance against each other, including multiple cum shots to the face during their free pose. 

There was great excitement in the auditorium as the first round of the Finals kicked off. In a further break with the traditional scheduling, organizers chose to kick off with the Megaweight class and work their way backwards. Starting with the 45+ Master’s division also mean they started out with a bang with two of the biggest Megaweight superstars competing head-to-head: 48-year-old Tory Zak, who inaugurated the megaweight class in 2004, and 46-year-old Carlos Monza, who is South America’s most famous naked athlete.

Both put on aggressive and deliberately sexual displays, full of antagonistic stances and dangerously directed cock displays.  They repeatedly showcased their dominant attitudes by cumming on each other, especially on the face. Although forbidden by official IFNB rules, competitors have long found ways to “accidentally” blast their opponents with cum during stage competition. Generally, judges have looked the other way on the practice except in the most blatant cases, and the posturing between the two leading muscle bulls became so obvious that Zak was warned twice and Monza three times from the head judge to stop directing shots at each other.

As Megeweights, cum timing was not great for the first round of finals but it was copious! In the final tally, Zak hit 28 cum shots and Monza 33, however Zak had an impressive 69% timing rate, while Monza only reached 55%. That impressive rate (for a Mega) put Zak in 1st and Monza in 2nd.  In 3rd was the 6’6” strongman-turned-naked-bodybuilder, Swede Olle Ljungberg. He topped the cum count with an astounding 46 shots of sperm, though the exact count was a bit disputed because at times a constant stream of rich white man juice poured from his 15” log of a cock. His score was briefly suspended while he was tested for banned stimulants, but he checked out and his placement was restored after he came back with only hugely elevated testosterone levels standard for a Megaweight coursing through his veins.

Zak’s placement was also unofficially questioned by Monza’s more rabid fans as he was accused of a softening of his cock during the compulsory posing rounds. Zak however claimed that his fuckpole was just “too heavy”, and that causes it to sag in certain poses. The judges seemed to agree, as Zak’s Cock-Hardness score was not affected. For his part, Monza did not seem worried, “He got this round just barely. And I wasn’t even looking at his dick – my body is perfections so why would I care about anyone else? I’ll be back in the final round and take it all.”

DO YOU THINK SHOOTING CUM ON OTHER COMPETITORS SHOULD BE BANNED IN STAGE COMPETITON OR NOT?

DO YOU THINK ZAK SHOULD HAVE WON THIS ROUND, OR WAS MONZA NOT JUDGED FAIRLY?

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 20

BOYER AND MONZA DEMONSTRATE THAT BEING RIVALS DOESN’T EXCLUDE BEING FRIENDS

BEST MUSCLE BESTIES: Matt Boyer and Carlos Monza show off their dominant bodies after their top ranked placements in their respective classes. Boyer and Monza have been in dozens of competitions against each other, yet maintain a friendship as well.

Matt Boyer and Carlos Monza are among the best Elite Pros in the field, with numerous victories and respected stature in the ranks.  Despite coming from differing backgrounds and from opposite ends of the globe, like many professional naked bodybuilders they are competitors and also friends. But like any friendship their relationship has had ups and downs. The two were notably on the outs after Boyer gave an interview critical of Monza for his controversial use of an “ass ball” during the 2013 Mr. Alpha where they both were contending. But the two seemed to repair the breech by the time they competed in the 2016 Powerdong, where each supported each other against upstart (and eventual winner) Gerard Bouchelle.

And though Boyer notably and publicly shoved his fat meat down runner-up Monza’s throat during his humiliating 3-hour “bitchmaker” victory fuck by Bouchelle, Monza took it all in stride. “He was just trying to shut me up,” Monza says with a chuckle. “He was tired of my bitching and moaning. It also actually really helped because the two huge loads he dumped down my throat gave me another bump of stamina to endure the next hour of that punk’s jackhammering.”

“Yeah,” Boyer says with a smile and a wink, “It was all to help you out. It wasn’t because you did the same thing to me after the 2015 Freak Show when I lost to Buck (Paulette)!” He adds, “Do you know what it is like to get stuffed at both ends by two of the most massive Megaweight dicks in the world? I do. I had to get my revenge!”

Unsurprisingly, both scored highly in their respective classes during prejudging, easily moving on to the next rounds of Master’s judging. Not that prejudging has any standing on the finals, but both easily surpassed their expected rivals by double digits (for Boyer, Kenny Leung in the Super-Heavyweights by 24 points, and Monza passed Tory Zak by 10 points among the Megaweights). Monza especially impressed with 22 cum shots, showing that he came to dominate from the start.

In the Master’s Heavyweight class, veteran contestant Derrick Packer narrowly edged out formerly-clothed legend Umberto Laggani for the top score, but it was by a numerically insignificant 2 points. The audience obviously showed a lot of favor to the Italian, and most observers noted that Laggani out-performed Packer on an artistic and physique level, but Packer smartly played up his incredibly density and his cum shots came easily and frequently, giving him the slight advantage to pull ahead.

In the Sub-Master’s division, Africans were well represented with Bang Bain, Tedi Ballo and Charles Assombo taking the top scores in the Mega-, Super-, and Heavyweight divisions, respectively. And in the solo prejudging of the Junior’s division, all agreed that Rico Bandeas dominated the scene. He so easily out-flexed and out-cummed the other boys that there was only talk amongst the other teens about who could come in second. Several also were overheard saying they needed to start working with the largest size dildos in the competition gym to prepare for the victory fuck to come, as they are all anticipating the dominance to continue when the Master’s Boy pairs round start with the dominate South American re-pairing with his mentor Monza.  All are excited to see what happens next!

WERE YOU SURPISED OF UMBERTO LAGGANI’S PLACING?

ANY BETS ON WHO WILL SHINE IN THE NEXT ROUNDS OF COMPETITION? 

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 17

RICO BANDEAS MAKES A GREAT FIRST IMPRESSION

CUMMING ON STRONG: At only 19, the massive display the young Argentinian Rico Bandeas is making is already being compared to another impressive 19-year-old phenomenon, Yann Perrod.

Dense, round muscles. Inspiring control and artistic posing. Smooth, lean skin. And an impressive, frighteningly large and aggressive cock. All this in a single package? Among the competitors most the crowds are finding more impressive this year, it is not someone from the more experienced 45+ group, but a young man that has blown onlookers and judges away in the preliminaries.

With less than a year as a competitor, the international audience is taking note of the incredible gains by Rico Bandeas. He entered the scene just a few months ago with an impressive turn at the BeefBoy and at the time, he still showed an incredibly impressive total package. But he left stung by his 3rd place finish in the Overall. That seemed to light an even more intense fire in the already dedicated young man, and he arrived at this year’s Master’s looking absolutely stunning. Even for a young man noted for his rigor and discipline, Bandeas has pushed himself harder to leave nothing to chance. His appearance on stage is bringing comparisons to Yann Perrod’s meteoric rise to the top ranks of naked bodybuilders at age 18 in 2012.

However, his Master’s Megaweight sponsor and training coach, Carlos Monza, takes offence at the comparison of his 19-year old protegee to Yann “the Lab Rat” Perrod. “I competed against that kid several times, and Rico is leaps and bounds ahead of where The Rat was at 19. Yann had amazing genetics to start with, of course, but then he got too focused on the enhancements and the supplements. He messed up his proportions, and he got sloppy. He stopped working hard on himself, and let the labs do the work. It was a mistake and now you don’t see him competing anymore because he lost it. But Rico is dedicated – he eats, breaths and sleeps the hard work it takes to get to the top. He is going to be the name on everyone’s lips after this show. Right after mine, of course.”

Rico Bandeas himself doesn’t see the comparisons. “Yes, Yann is definitely a talent, but we are really different.  I do nothing but work to get bigger. And get bigger the right way; through hard work, non-stop pumping, and as much Alpha cum as possible. I don’t do chemical experiments or stimulants. That’s just too much fakery.  This. . . .” he says, gesturing to his incredibly hard and incredibly lean torso and full, pre-cum leaking fuckstick, “. . . . . is because I have been totally focused on growing since I was 13.”

Outside of a quick appearance at the Expo, Bandeas has indeed been absolutely dedicated to preparation.  He’s notably been in the gym with Monza non-stop. “Carlos says I’m lean enough when he can clearly see his dick head in my gut when he is power-fucking me. This morning he said he could see the veins! “he says with a laugh. “I will not stop until I am number 1!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RICO BANDEAS’ CHANCES AT THIS YEAR’S MASTER’S BOY?

DO YOU THINK HARD PHYSICAL WORK OR CHEMICAL STIMULANTS ARE THE BEST WAY TO GROW YOUR BODY? 

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 3

HIGH PROFILE REGISTRANTS ARE COMING FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE TO THIS YEAR’S MASTER’S

SOUTH AMERICA MAKES THEIR PRESENCE KNOWN: Caught before they even boarded their plane for the US, the completely nude Rico Bandeas and his mentor Carlos Monza were overheard telling an excited fan that they were headed for the Master’s. 

The high-profile entries continue for this year’s Master’s event.  Fresh off his 2nd runner-up BeefBoy performance, Argentine Rico Bandeas is set to arrive at this year’s Master’s Grand Prix with his mentor, Brazilian superstar bodybuilder Carlos Monza.  At 18-years old and 46 respectively, Bandeas and Monza just “aged in” to their respective divisions (Master’s Boy 18-22, and Masters 45+) and naturally Monza is also present to support Rico’s Master’s Boy performance.

Bandeas is a great example of how far young naked bodybuilders have come at younger and younger ages.  Just recently turned 18, he has an enviable physique and dominating cock that he uses to great effect during his thoughtful and well-choreographed routines.  Making the decision at a young age to live the bodybuilder lifestyle, he used his family’s wealth to train with great pro bodybuilders from a young age.  Of all his mentors, Monza has had the greatest effect, and the similarities in their physiques and posing has been noted by more than one commentator.

The two obviously hope this noted similarity will play to their advantage.  Despite the heavy majority of Master’s Boy entrants being related, there are cases where non-related pairs have entered and won.  These two are certainly amongst the most high-profile entrants this year.  Both will definitely intimidate the competition since they’ve performed well at international levels, though the fact that they have separately been recently bested by rising star Gerard Bouchelle (and Monza famously suffered a publicly humiliating Victory Fuck by the Canadian “Giant Killer” after the PowerDong) has been noted by some gossips.

Monza, for his part, seems to have steadied himself from his wild ways.  Mostly known for his rule-pushing (and even rule-breaking occasionally), the former wild-child of the famously bacchanalian Brazilian naked bodybuilding scene seems to have settled down. “I am really looking forward to seeing who I get to meet up with at the Master’s,” said Monza as he boarded his flight. “I have been at this a long time, and I am going to be proud to show off my mega muscles and award-winning cock, while supporting my protégé here.”

Bandeas is obviously excited as well, oozing pre-cum on the airport floors as he excitedly explained his strategy, “After a year of hard training, and a huge focus by Carlos to refine my muscles and aggressively grow my dick, I think the judges are going to be completely blown away.  I am completely thick and totally dangerous.  I can’t wait to get to the U.S. and make the all those guys see this package that I’m bringing.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RICO BANDEAS AND CARLOS MONZA’S CHANCES IN THEIR RESPECTIVE DIVISIONS?

DO YOU THINK NON-RELATED PAIRINGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN THE MASTER’S BOY? 

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 22

BOUCHELLE TAKES VICTORY FUCK TOO FAR IN THE
EYES OF CRITICS; COMPETITORS SAY NO FOUL

SMUG LITTLE FUCKER: IFNB PowerDong 2016 OveralL Champion Gerard Bouchelle (left) seemed
evidently self-satisfied with the horrendous and prolonged anal abuse of second-pace overall Carlos Monza.
The typically stoic Monza, known for being extremely tough, was so assaulted even this rock-solid alpha
began wailing in anal misery, awaiting the brutal fuck to subside.  The outgoing Mr. Alpha, young JK Roher, 
was caught goading on Bouchelle in the humiliating domination fuck of his good friend Monza.
Even Matt Boyer, known for hanging back from backstage sexual antics, was lured into the unstoppable frenzy.

All fans like to claim that they would be properly submissive and obedient in the presence of a true alpha from the IFNB Pro ranks.  We all think that we would be grateful to have our ass or throat ruined by the monster cocks these men use like weapons of peer control, and would accept that their strength can hold us beneath them until they are self-satisfied, tossing us aside like used tissue when they are done.  Yet while this idea is popular, the reality is that taking a 12-inch, or 14-inch, or even 16" hard on that is often as thick as a human fist would actually be a horrifying experience, yet one you have to obediently accept as your place while the mountain of muscle ignores your needs in order to properly enjoy using your ruined ass cunt for his own interests alone.

This reality comes into play whenever the tradition of the post-contest victory fuck is recognized at pro shows.  Very often these alpha men's only experience with anal opening is their training, which rarely has insertions as frightening as that of the cock of a naked pro bodybuilder.  So while most pro naked bodybuilders are incredibly tough and nearly impossible to break, the ass-terrorizing that accompanies a fuck from a fellow pro is often just enough to bring them down to scale.  Not only is the cock pummeling you often larger than a thick forearm, but it is driven with the fuck strength of men who can lift thousands of pounds, at pile-driver speeds that would make anyone dizzy watching!

And this is actually where the tradition began, so many decades ago.  In a sport where one's masculine sense of power and control is on such critical display, the only thing to bring down an alpha is the power and might of a fellow alpha.

Yet most fans do not realize that the victory fuck – or "bitchmaker" as many pros call it – is not an official process, nor sanctioned by any league, let alone the pro IFNB league.  It is not part of any rules, and is not the obligation of any athlete.  Yet to say it is merely tolerated by the IFNB is an understatement.  Many fans think the IFNB passively encourages the process, citing how the backstage post-competitive Release Room is often left open for many many hours after the contest closes, presumably to accommodate this unofficial tradition.

Yet, in spite of being non-obligatory, the overwhelming majority of pros believe this ritual is not only worthwhile, but even important to the sanctity of the sport.  While the humiliation of being treated like a common fuck slut by men who were previously your peers arivals rivales is a hard pill to swallow, most pros feel it is an act that maintains the noble idea of what true manhood is all about, and helps connect competitors with their human side.

Yet that is not to say some competitors have not misused the ritual.  The famous 2007 IFNB Dick Show victory for "Stump" Derrio – the thickest cock ever on record – resulted in victory fucks that out seven pro competitors out of competition for almost 8 months.   The legendary prolonged victory fuck train that Ferdinando Alberon demanded after his victory art the 1994 IFNB Spain Championships forced the show promoters to hold the venue for 2 extra days while Alberon insisted on fucking not merely the top competitors, but every one of the 168 entrants, consecutively!  It was a feat that won Alberon huge respect, but many saw as a misuse of IFNB resources and expense.

Which is what brings The Report to Gerard Bouchelle.  Bouchelle pounded the ass of Carlos Monza for over 3 hours, with a brutal force.  Bouchelle is so fit that the pounding barely subsided through the anal torture of Monza, who was seen wailing and moaning throughout.  Monza is known for his strength and stamina, and if he was broken down you know what Bouchelle was doing was truly a powerful and masculine assault.

Many fans feltm however, that Bouchelle went too far.  It was not the fuck, but his attitude and comments.  Bouchelle has always been rumored to be an overly-aggressive and even sadistic bad boy with his cock, yet throughout the PowerDong you saw little of these traits, and instead a squeaky-clean and controlled competitor.  Many new fans thought those old rumors were just fan exaggerations, but Bouchelle's behavior as he ruined Monza's ass proved that Bouchelle truly does have a darker side to his intense handsome looks and arrogantly confident swagger.

"No one gives a shit about this fuck bitch anyway," Bouchelle bragged as he pounded Monza.  He was often seen gloating, flexing and laughing as he fucked Monza. "Honestly, when he cries and begs me to stop it only makes me want to destroy this flth even more.  I want to fuck this waste of flesh into a pulp and show him he is nothing but a big cunt for real men to use and throw out!"

Monza is one of the best Elite Pros in the field, with numerous victories and a respected stature.  The endless tyrade of abuse from Bouchelle many fans saw as taking his first major victory too far.  Bouchelle has the ability to be the sweetest boy-next-door one minute, then a brutal and dominant fucker with selfish self-pleasure the next.  The duality took many fans by surprise.

"But you got to understand the pro circcuit and the lifestyle of pro naked bodybuilders," Mr, Alpha JK Roher explained when asked about Bouchelle.  "Is it extreme?  Yes.  But that two-sided persona of his clearly has more value.  Like it or not, it is what just won him a major show.  Yiou can be upset that he was an abusive humiliation fucker to one of the best naked bodybuilders in the world, but you have to just accept that what makes Gerry [Gerard] an awesome competitor is every detail of his work – and that includes his personality!  You can't have it both ways; if youy like the cock and muscle and swagger and sexual power, you have to accept that what gets many of us here is our ability to be completely self-focused.  You all fucking love it when you hear about it but you have to accept that prices have to be paid, and as the bosses we aren't the ones who owe.  Anyone on the end of our perfect cocks pay the bill, and tonight it was Carlos.

"Honestly, I respect Gerry a lot more know than during the contest," Roher told us.  "His whole squeaky clean control image was buggign the fuck out of me. But now I see he has the best of what makes a man within him, and that tells me this is a dude who whould be treated as an alpha."

This may at fist seem like a betrayal to Carlos Monza because it is well known that Monza and Roher have developed a very deep and solid freindship over the years.  How can Roher condone the brutal ass-abuse of his good friend?  Ironically it was Monza, typically a man of few words, that explained:

"This is what the sport is about," he told us.  "This is the sport I love.  Nothing will stop me from loving flexing and feeling superior while my fat dick spews gallons of cum on fans who could never dream of being as perfect as myself.  I love this more than anything, and love how fans idolize and adore me the way I deserve.  So there is nothing that I can turn me away from the sport.  And the bitchmaker is just part of the game.  What kind of alpha would I be if I whined about what is just a part of the process?  No, I hated every minute of what just happened to me, but I am 100% in support of the traditions and behaviors of pro naked bodybuilding, and think all fans should totally support the sport and all it's aspects.  To be frank the loss of the Mr. Alpha prize was more humiliating than anything that little punk did up my ass anyway.  Being denied my proper title is a way bigger loss than someone who treats my like worthless fuckmeat for a few hours.  Fans need to keep the priorities in check, and understand how real manhood works.  That is what we do: represent the best version of masculinity.  And that fuck was just part of the game."

Remarkable and inspiring words from one of the best in the sport.

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF BOUCHELLE'S BEHAVIOR IN THE RELEASE ROOM?
WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON THE FINAL MOMENTS OF THE POWERDONG?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 21

BOUCHELLE IN CLOSE RACE WITH MONZA
BUT PULLS HEAD TO WIN OVERALL!

DEFEATED GIANT: Disappointed superheavyweights Joff Ballo (3rd overall) and Carlos Monza (2nd overall)
pose with trophies alongside the overall winner middleweight Gerard Bouchelle, whose first place 
Golden Phallus trophy is nearly up to his waist!

If we were to describe a competitor who looks like he was born to flex, and whose cock was rock hard and throbbing with self-lusting excitement with each masterful pose, most fans would think we were describing the amazing Carlos Monza.  When fans think of a frighteningly stoic yet sexually threatening display of masculinity, Monza is the beast who fits the bill.  His sense of controlling an overwhelming degree of masculine prowess is his hallmark; he is a man who can dominate any man he meets, and has the threatening and thrilling intensity etched into his massive shape.

yet as much as Monza's monster dong is now throbbing in your head along with his rock solid beef, these descriptions were not being used to describe him as the winner.   Many fans saw it coming, but history was made at this year's PowerDong Muscle Classic as the Overall Winner was Middleweight Gerard Bouchelle.

The win was a shock to many fans who saw the PowerDong as Carlos Monza's contest to dominate.  Indeed, Monza was undeniably the horniest and most alpha he has ever been in his career. The monstrous superheavyweight was so on point in his prep that his cock-prep fucking overwhelmed many of the hole she was using – a true sign of a man on the top of his masculine powers.  There was even audible boos from fans when Monza was given the second place, indicating that the smaller Bouchelle was to be the Overall.

"Trust me, the panel was pulling for Monza since the third round of prelims," commented Judge panelist Raymond Tonin.  ""Often in the Superheavies, we were unable to call a pose where Monza didn't represent an intimidating degree of masculinity.  Even in the rounds where he did not win his division, it was clear he was a judge favorite.

"But there was no denying Bouchelle was a man in control.  You could see that this was a muscled brute who wanted to terrorize his peers with a frightening strength that gives him rightful permission to hard fuck anyone without the need for permission.  Yet he maintained a stoic air that made his flexing seemed natural and fluid, nd his throbbing cock seem dangerously poised. Control over raw power is usually Monza's strategy, but Bouchelle played the same game.  And in the end, Bouchelle's  cm flexing represented a degree of confidence that as undeniably potent.  It was always close between Bouchelle and Monza, but Bouchelle's cool demeanor gave his flexing a quiet air of arrogance that nudged him ahead."

Monza was gracious on stage during the trophies, however was visibly disappointed in the outcome.  Backstage in the Release Room, it required 9 attendants to separate him from terror fucking an NBA who had fainted due to the sheer brute force of the monster tool being rammed ruthlessly in his slutty fuck hole.  While there is no expectation to respect NBAs because of their role as fuck equipment for the real men, it was startyling how Monza's rage channeled directly through his oversized hole-ruining fuck pole.

Meanwhile Bouchelle's enthusiasm was clearly evident, and was equally channeled through sexual release.  When asked if he would be following the unofficial tradition of humiliation fucking the athletes he beat, he smiled enthusiastically: "When you're;re the shorter guy among alphas, you have to deal with bullshit all the time.  I plan on making these pulls pay for every short joke I have had to deal with over the years.  I could give a fuck how bad I hurt their holes  and in fact intend to make it as ruthless as possible.  I am the king in this game tonight; I plan o making the big mouthed big boys my pathetic bitches!"

AREYOU GLAD BOUCHELLE WON?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE RELEASE ROOM WILL LOOK LIKE?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 20

MONZA TAKES FIRST IN FIFTH ROUND, BUT
BOUCHELLE IN SECOND MAY SEAL HIM AS OVERALL.

SOMBERING VICTORY: Gerard Bouchelle (center) took second place in the Fifth round of Finals, which all but
guarantees him the overall spot after the Sixth and Final round.  Carlos Monza (right() won this Fifth round,
but would need a major error from Bouchelle to overtake him in the last round.  JK Roher (left) seemed
unphasd by his non-first place position and brought an excitingly horny game to the round. 

You could hear the moans and wailing all the way in the lobby of the event center hosting the PowerDong.  Fans were stricken with an uneasy certainty of why this man was wailing so loudly, interspersed with impressed smiles and thrilled glances knowing that these were due to megastar Carlos Monza.

Mark Farrod is not a name you would recognize.  But it was a name that made the rounds of fans at the PowerDong Muscle Classic after the Fifth round of Finals.  Mark Farrod is registered as Naked Bodybuilder Assistant #137 for the contest, and had the unfortunate yet thrilling duty to be the fuck hole Carlos Monza used for post-contest release in the Release room after the Fifth Round, a round he won.

While a Carlos Monza fuck is something that will be a challenge for any experienced NBA, Monza's attitude after the fifth round was beset with rageful anger more than contented pride.  Monza was using the full length of his frighteningly oversized monster cock like a battering ram, yanking NBA-137 onto his cock to the base with every thrust, using all the power and strength of his mighty arms to cause maximal hole destruction on the poor, unfortunate NBA.  It was one of the most brutal powerfucks we can recall in a Release Room from a competitor who won a round, and Farrod was screeching and crying for a mercy that would never come to his ravaged ass cunt.  You do not get a break when a muscle alpha uses your hold for his cock's privilege; all you can do is pray for it to subside.  It is all the force and domination of true masculinity, and it is the job of an NBA to accept that they have no choice but to be fucked in whatever brutal fashion these monsters of sexual perfection choose.

It seems Monza was prematurely frustrated by the reality that he stands little chance to take the overall.  The middleweight underdog, Gerard Bouchelle, came in second in the Fifth round, but that is enough to all but guarantee him the overall.  Only a major error on Bouchelle's part or a level of rapid growth and cock spewing the likes we have never seen from Monza could put Monza ahead.  Monza seemed to know this, and took his fury out in the Release Room, mainly on the poor, helpless NBA-137.

A few times, it was said, officials tried to intervene on the 90 minute power fuck that saw Farrow pass out a couple times, his body being yanked harshly like a rag doll down onto the steel-solid dong of Monza, only to be revived by the sheer intensity of the fuck.  But no officials are powerful enough to intercede on an animal like Monza, and indeed many fellow competitors intimidated officials away from Monza, including his buddy Mr. Alpha JK Roher, who was sure to growl that Monza "deserves whatever he wants, however he wants it, and if you try to take that fuck cunt away from him then you'll have to take his place!"

Farrod reportedly expressed deep gratitude for experiencing "one of the most frightening and amazing fucks' of his NBA career.  Farrod was deemed unusable after Monza ruined him, and will not return tot he NBA rotations.  Farrod told us, however, in spite of the terrorizing experience, he was already fantasizing pleasantly about the privilege he sustained, and is eager to get back ijtot he rotattions as a choiceless fuck hole for the massive monsters of the sport.

DO YOU AGREE WITH MONZA'S FRUSTRATED REACTION TO THE STNDSINGS?

WHAT OTHER ACTS TOOK PLACE IN THE RELEASE ROOMT HIS CONTEST?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 18

MONZA, ROHER DEMOLISH THIRD ROUND 
FINALS; CLEARLY MADE MUTUALLY HORNIER 

GUNNING FOR ALPHA: Rarely has a naked bodybuilding audience seen a line-up like the fourth round of Finals.
Two-time Mr. Alpha himself JK Roher, Carlos Monza, Middleweight upstart Gerard Bouchelle and teen pro phenom
Yann Perrod were all closely matched for the round's overall winner.  In a close call, Perrod took his first major
pro class win, further making the PowerDong Overall winner harder to predict.  

One of the cockiest young men to ever enter the pro level ranks of naked bodybuilding many argue is not yet a man at all: teen phenom Yann Perrod.  This young, sexually aggressive, attention-loving muscle brute was renown for being a darling for both muscle cock crazed sponsors as well as many naked muscle supplement product lines.  He was the first – and still only – teenager to ever turn pro as a naked bodybuilder.  Many purists of the sport have criticized the boy for everything from imbalanced cock size ratio, to being too quick to sell out his image to eager buyers, to being too often known for getting group fucked by his competition to be truly considered "alpha material."  However, in the pro ranks he has been grooming himself gradually to truly fit in with the pro level super studs that represent the best possible version of masculinity.

While his pro-level career has been met with few major wins, last night he once again had fans of the sport taking another look at how much of a true competitor this boy is becoming on the naked muscle scene.  In the Fourth Round of finals, the young, huge-dicked muscle stud squeaked into a first place call that was as contentious as it was a surprise.

Perrod was in incredible conditioning and had swollen his muscle bellies up through some sort of rapid growth regimen that made him seem far older than he is.  A physique that rivaled the mighty Carlos Monza, at last his mass was well suited to his excessively long cock so beloved by young fans of the sport.  Yet his dick seemed far fatter than in his earlier pro days, with a terrific balance of threatening girth and frightening length.  As is his strong suit, his self-lusting arrogance allowed him to shoot on par with the greats, busting 14 gorgeous loads, all perfectly timed to poses of his young, muscular body.

"I grew up in this sport," Perrod mentioned afterward.  "It is what I am meant to do.  I have always known I am the one man every man wants to be, and have the cock every man is both jealous and envious of.  It is nice to see that the judges agree that I am the epitome of what a real man is meant to be.  Trust me, this is not the first time I will demolish a major contest show.  I am just that awesome.  You're all lucky to get to witness my nude body!"

Classic cocky arrogance from a boy determined to follow in his rival's footsteps, JK Roher himself.  The two young men were often antagonists in their pre-pro days, and a fourth-placing Roher was unphased by Perrod placing ahead of him: "That little boy knows that I can demolish him.  I am here to show off and have fun getting adored by fans.  This is literally a vacation for a real man like me.  Let him have his little moment  Lord knows I have hurt that little bitch's ass backstage at more contests and watched him beg me to stop punshing his ruined muscle cunt enough times for him to know I can take his shining light away any time I choose."

"Besides," Roher smiled.  "My bet is on Monza for the win, if that little shit from the Middles doesn't keep getting lucky."  He is referring to Middleweight Gerard Bouchelle, whose second place to Perrod brings his average far closer to being the probable winner.  But Roher is right: Monza's third place in the round also makes him equally likely for the PowerDong Overall Winner.

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR PERROD'S FRIST MAJOR PRO ROUND WIN?  WERE YOU A FAN OF THE "TEEN PHENOM" PRIOR TO THIS?

WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE A SURPRISE PERROD VICTORY?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 17

MONZA, ROHER DEMOLISH THIRD ROUND 
FINALS; CLEARLY MADE MUTUALLY HORNIER 

MUSCLE BUDDIES CUMMING TOGETHER: The off-stage buddy-buddy energy between top pro superheavyweights
Carlos Monza and JK Roher clearly emerged on stage during the Third Round of Finals.  Both beasts of muscle
seemed to enjoy flexing with each other so much that their cocks performed the horniest of the contst so far.

Most fans look tot he PowerDong Muscle Classic as a lower-pressure contest; where they can see the brutes of muscle and alpha dominance compete in a less hostile format, but just enjoy being the alpha studs they are.  Yet this year has grown increasingly tense, with a sharp rivalry emerging between the indisputably amazing middleweight Gerard Bouchelle and a top-form Carlos Monza.   Their on-stage intensity has created aggressive intensity uncommon to the tradition of the PowerDong.

However, a note of levity and playfulness unexpectedly returned last night during the Third Round of Finals during the Superheavyweight division line ups.  The line up placed superheavyweight Carlos Monza alongside fellow superheavyweight JK Roher, the reigning 2-time Mr. Alpha champion.  Over the past few years there has been a warm bond growing between Roher and Monza, even though the two are technically direct rivals for the Alpha.  While they often engage in trash talking their rival, the two have more and more frequently been working together in off season training due to such strong overlaps and similarities of approach.

"I am in this for the athleticism and the process of asserting my dominance," Monza once explained to us."  "While I will always presume I am the most masculine and superior male in any situation, I respect other men who are not in this for sexual reasons, but who thrive on the power of the work and their cock.  Roher is like that; even though I want to crush him in competition, we have the same bare-bones, hardcore approach to the training and dominance, which makes us get along better than most would expect of two beasts fighting for the same title."

The two masters of the male muscle game seemed to enjoy landing in the line-up together, and indeed Roher's first untimed cock burst of the round happened shortly after the two were posing side by side, followed shortly by an untimed cm spray from Monza on an abs pose; indicating that the two were growing hornier whole flexing so close to each other.  The two were often smiling (or in Monza's case, stoically grinning), and it was becoming clear that, because these two rarely get to show off their bodies and horny dicks together under low-stakes conditions, that this opportunity to enjoy and bask int heir dominance was having a huge positive impact on their game.

"It's not because we are horny FOR each other," Roher calmly explained in the Release Room over the noise of a screaming NBA he was power fuck with his pile-driver cock, the poor fuckboy's hole unable to get away from the champ's oversized cock slamming his fuck cunt.  "That is one of the biggest confusions fans have about naked bodybuilders.  We aren't horny for each other; we're not dying to have passionate sex with each other while we are up there.  Yes we are at peak horniness, but it is because of ourselves; because I am so into how awesome I look and how much everyone wants me.  THAT thought makes me horniest, and makes all competitors horniest.  So when you see us getting hornier in contest, it is not because we are horny FOR each other, it is because we are hornier BECAUSE of each other.

"Alpha males emit pheromones that the common man has never even experienced.  Our sheer masculinity and intense perfection causes horniness regardless of whether you thought you were attracted or not.  It's just a fact of being us; you're going to become sexually submissive even if you are convinced you can't be.  And this mutual, testosterone-driven power has an effect on us as well.  We all get hornier among each other; an animal response to our combined masculinity.  And in the case of Carlos, well, we're two of the best in the world.  Of course we're gonna have fun flexing together and our dicks are gonna throb way more when we're right alongside each other!"

And that effect brought Monza to a win of the Third Round, and put Roher squarely in second for the round as well.  Ballo was a close third in the round, which is not surprising as the intensely horny young pro always responds best when the field is clearly hornier around him.

ARE YOU PLEASED WITH THE MORE PLAYFUL MODE THAT CAME INTo ThIS THIRD ROUND?  OR ARE YOU A BIGGER FAN OF THE INTENSITY?

WERE YOU AWARE OF THE NON-ATTRACTION-BASED HORNINESS INCREASE FOR THESE ICONS OF MASCULINITY?  WERE YOU AWARE OF THE MONZA-ROHER COMARADIERIE AND IT'S AFFECTON THEIR COCK PERFOMANCE?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 15

MONZA EXERTS AGGRESSIVE DOMINANCE WHEN
JUDGES FAVOR BOUCHELLE IN FIRST FINAL ROUND

THREATENING STANCES: Carlos Monza's cock still drools cum from when it exploded due to anger with
judges clearly favoring Gerard Boiuchelle in the first Finals round.  While Bouchelle maintained a nervous
composure, Monza later in the round shot loads several times directed to Buchelle's mouth and ass
to "mark the holes I'll be punishing later to out this little punk back in his rightful place."

The Finals at the PowerDong Muscle Classic opened with a dramatic display of raw male domination and aggression, changing the jovial tone of the contest.  Gerard Bouchelle has opened the Finals with another win, putting many pros on edge and literally infuriating veteran top pro Carlos Monza.

Monza came to the stage the best he's looked all contest, and many thought he would win the round easily.  His muscle was swollen and hard, clearly from proper hypergrowth conditioning, and his cuts and muscle separation was dramatic.  meanwhile his cock was so exaggeratedly swollen as to make Monza looked literally dangerous – like a muscle bull that might break out in brutal ass pounding any minute.  it is the dominant alpha look that has won Monza so many ravenously loyal followers, and the crowd responded loudly with glee as he swept the superheavyweights with a very intensified round of posing and cumming.

However, during the final posedown the monster of muscle and cock grew visibly impatient when the judges seemed to favor middleweight pro Gerard Bouchelle.  Monza and Bouchelle have been grating each other's nerves and it began to come to a head when Monza clearly began to indicate he did not agree with the judges not watching him more.

The aggression between the competitors has been brewing both ways, with both men eager to dominate the other and prove that their looks and muscle are more masculine than their opponent.  Their back stage prep began to get so intense, in fact, that both men have begun to ruin assistants during their prep.   Bouchelle has caused two assistants to pass out because he face fucked them so hard, one of which attendants were barely able to release from Bouchelle's horny grasp.  meanwhile, one assistant had to be removed from circulation after Monza power fucked his hole to a state of complete ruin. While the assistant came four times, he meanwhile was screaming as the monstrous muscle fucker seemed insatiable, jackhammering him ruthlessly for well over 90 minutes in prep for the round.

It was clear neither men was leaving their horniness to chance as they prepped their dongs for the round, hoping to bring a level of testosterone agitation to the stage – which they did.  The excessive man sex prep worked for both of them, making the fucked over bottoms they used felt a glimmer of pride that their exposure to ruthless man sex went to good purposes.

Indeed, Monza's cum game was aggressive and intense, shooting 15 loads, and timing 10 of them brilliantly.  More impressive was his loads often had 6 or 7 large spurts of juice flying into the air before subsiding into several pumps oozing out the remainder of the orgasm.  Often, Monza was clearly positioning himself to spray his cum directly into the face or onto the glutes of the stoic Bouchelle, indicating an urge to dominate the smaller competitor.  While the actions were exciting to watch, it was clear the assertion was also making fans slightly nervous that a  fuck brawl could break out right on stage – one that, with so much strength involved, might not be possible to break up!

But no such brawl ensued, and in the end Bouchelle came a perfect 11/11 round and took the top spot for their First Round Final.  Monza was so vocal and furious with the decision that special assistants were assigned to him in the Release room, knowing that his tension release post-round would be som of the most brutal man sex work possible.

DO YOU THINK MONZA WAS RIGHT IN DISAGREEING WITH THE BOUCHELLE WIN IN THIS ROUND?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MONZA'S SELF-ASSERTIVE SEXUAL AGGRESSION?  WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO NBA's WITH HIS ADDED SEXUAL INTENSITY?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 8

SURPRISE ENTRY CARLOS MONZA  HINTS:
UNCERTAIN IF ALSO ENTERING MR. ALPHA THIS YEAR

TRUE ALPHA TRULY ENJOYING HIS POWER: An unusually happy Carlos Monza privileged us with 
his presence for a few questions after check in, prior to being whisked away to train his massive cock using 
the holes of some frightened and unfortunate NBAs.  The usually stoic superheavyweight plans on enjoying his 
time at the PowerDong, hinting also that he may take a break from competing for a few months, 
depending on outcomes in this PowerDong.

In 2007, an incident at the PowerDong made rumors across the fans of naked bodybuilding.  Apparently, after the second round of Finals, several of the on-duty naked bodybuilder assistants had been fucked beyond use, causing a shortage of available training fuck holes for the competitors the next night.  While several of the pros took credit – and, in truth, truly did all have some small part in exhausting the supply of gaping-holed fuck bitches supplied for competitor use – there was onename that was given most credit for the over-fucking: a yoiung, new pro named Carlos Monza.

Monza had not yet become a popular figure, and indeed was still in the lower rankings of the pro nude bodybuilders.  That year he was still only a heavyweight – and barely in that weight class – and came in 11th among the Heavyweights, and 23rd Overall among all the competitors in the contest.  Such placings could cause a competitor to become easily overlooked, if it wasn't for the incident with the over-fucked NBAs.

Seems Monza's dedication to aggressive muscle poowr and intensified fucking was with him since his early pro days, and this incident was the first time his name began to draw curiosity from fans.  Who was this beast who force-fucked 17 men to exhaustion, ruining their holes for the other competitors and still requiring more?  Truly, whoever this stoic and focused young man was, he was serious about the game, and destined to become a champion.

"It was like they had never prepared for a real man to work his cock," he laughwd about the incident yeas later.  "I have always trained to fuck as hard and fast as possible, and trained myself to ignire the resistance of whoever's hole I am using so I can focus on training my cock.  That is what makes a true champion dick: the ability to let nothing distract you.  And that night I didn't stop.  I was there to win; those bitches are put there for me to use my dick and take what I need  If those holes ruin or run out, that is not my problem.  I am the alpha; that is my attitude and this is all about me.  I was just surprised their fuck holes were so limited!"

Fast forward to 2013, and his controversial loss at the IFNB Mr. Alpha, the most presitgious title in the nude muscle sports world.  In spite of his loss, his fan loyalty grew overnight, and this aggressive, self-assertive muscle monster quickly became the most intimidating Elite Level Pro in the ranks.  Nicknamed "The True Alpha," Monza is now one of the most coveted names in the sport, and many argue the only man to take down champions like Roher, Douton, and other top alpha contenders.

But while fans adore his deep and over-focused dedication to nude muscle excellence, the PowerDong has become Monza's "fun show."  As with so many top names, the PowerDong is an outing and a chance to compete just for the love of flexing naked for men; while there are stakes involved, the mood is always about alpha muscle studs enjoying their prowess.  And even for a hard-attitude bad-boy like Monza, it is a contest to lighten up.

And it was with that lighter mood that we got an exclusive scoop on Monza's current competitive intentions.  He met with press prior to pre-contest cock training prep and strength training, and was all smiles and – unsually – charm.  You would have thouht we were talking to his fellow top pro buddy JK Roher with the way his charisma was shining.  it was clear he was in the mood to enjoy the experience, and so he addressed us with a casual aggression.  At one point amidst our questions, he slipped out:

"And who knows if you'll even see me at the Mr. Alpha this year?  I could have so much fun taking control of this show that I just tak a break and go absent from the big game.  So maybe you don;t want me to do as well as I think I will, if you want to see me take down The Jacker [his nickname for buddy JK Roher].  I'm sure it would crush you bitches to not see me on the Mr. A stage."

While he seemed to be joking, and made no direct assertion, the news was truly startling.  No Monza in the Mr. A?  Hard to believe considering how close he is getting to taking that title.  He didged follow up questions, seeming to enjoy toying with us and using his dominance to get a trhill at our frustration.  All he would admit was: "Hey, I did not say I was not comepting in the Mr. Alpha.  be a good submissive and remember your place not to think you're able to put words in my mouth."

ARE YOU EXCITED TO HAVE MONZA COMPETING IN THE POWERDONG?  DO YOU THINK HE WILL NOT COMPETE IN THE MR. ALPHA, OR IS HE JUST HAVING FUN WITH US?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIS LIGHTER MOOD?  WILL IT BENEFIT HIM OR DO YOU HOPE TO SEE THE "USUAL," TOUGH MONZA WHEN IT'S TIME FOR ACTION?

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 18

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015

MUSCLE-ENHANCING CUM FARMING DISTRIBUTOR
CITED FOR FALSE CLAIMS, USING NON-PRO LOADS

TRUE STUD, FALSE CLAIMS: AN exceptionally well hung young bodybuilder's monster enhanced cock
is inspected at an unregistered backroom cum farming company.  The bodybuilder is not a pro, even though 
the cum farm claims all it's stud juice is top grade registered pro-level cum.  

It is widely known that the intricate chemistry which alters a bodybuilder's physique to make their muscle monstrous AND cause superhuman cock growth also alters the delicious cum those bodybuilders produce.  One shot of enhanced bodybuilder cum is more potent for muscle growth than the vast majority of steroids and drugs out here.  Which is why the enhanced cum farming industry has grown rapidly in the past 15 years.  Muscle-cum based supplements have grown in popularity for both their potency and flavor, making the demand for this hot enhanced seed very high.

But regulating the cum farming is a recent development, which means a lot of cum farms are merely distributing normal grade musclecock juice.  The Institute For Reverance of Alpha Power (IRAP) Reverence is a private regulatory agency that began ranking and testing cum farms for potency in 2011, allowing supplement companies to know the potency of the sperm they are adding to their products and the public too better gauge the effects of muscle spunk.   The IRAP grading system rates cum loads five tiers, from "Affective" on the lowest rating through to "Volatile" at the most potent.  To give an idea of these levels, keep in mind the lowest is still enhanced, while the top – produced by supercocks like Pierre Douton and Carlos Monza – causes quite literally instantaneous growth affects.

But while stringency has been on the rise, there are still underhanded cum farms that distribute loads with false IRAP ratings.  Recently, IRAP released a report about one such cum farm, Authentic Arousal Labs.  Apparently Authentic not only falsely labels it's cum shipments, it also lies about their sources.  According to the report:

"Upwards of 65% of the samples labeled for shipping [from Authentic Arousal Labs] was milked from non-competitive enhanced penises, yet labeled falsely as IRAP Pro-Grade.  Consumer believing they are swelling pro naked bodybuilder sperm were often drinking cum from non competitive muscled men.  Even though the cum is genuinely from bodybuilders, these are hardly IRAP Pro-Grade loads."

IRAP's report about Authentic Arousal Labs also went on to explain that while all samples tested were within potency scale standards (i.e., were definitely muscle enhancing loads), they were often labeled at higher potencies than was the actual  case:

"The majority of gallons of sperm which was labeled as Level 4 ("Excessive Grade") cum loads actually tested at Level 2 ("Heightened Grade") or lower.  None of the barrels of Level 5 ("Volatile Grade") cum was tested above Level 3 Grade ("Intensified")."

The only loads correctly labeled by Authentic Arousal were the lowest grade loads.  Which means that all the companies which took sperm supply from Authentic's cum farm were using sub-grade sperm.  

Authentic Arousal Labs refused to respond to our contact, but sent an email which explained that they stood by their cum loads.  "While it is true we do farm from non-competitive amateur muscle cock, these are exceptional muscle men with highly enhanced penis sizes, " the email explains.  "While we feel bad that IRAP fails to agree that our muscled amateurs are of equivalent grades as competitive pro level cock, we are certain our cum is ethically distributed and that much of the IRAP report is skewed misinterpretation."

While a strong denial of the IRAP findings, several muscle cum supplements companies have hustled to pull products made from the mislabeled cum shipments.  Some of the most popular affected cum supplements affected are:

• Thik'N'Joocy Pre Workout Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
• Wadz Cum Protein by Powerful Bull, Inc.
• Shlurp Post Cock Training Recovery Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
• SpermXtreme Protein Drink from BullyForce Nutrition
• Hard Terror Pre-Cock-Training Formula from BullyForce Nutrition
• Loaded Brand Cum-Filled Capsules from BullyForce Nutrition
• DickBreath Alpha Cum Flavored Chews from BullyForce Nutrition
• Pro Wads Protein Mix from Exellor, Inc.
• Jizz Burst Pre Workout from Exellor, Inc.
• SukItDown! Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• DubbleDik'd! Max Strength Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• ThrobbinDong! Pre-Cock-Training Forumla from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• BellyFul! Overnight Cum Absorption Formula from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• GagOnIt! Maximum Cum Enhancer from CockStar Supplements, Inc.

There are many other products potentially impacted by the mislabeled amateur cum loads beyond this list you see here, but most companies quick to distance themselves from the mistakes made by Authentic Arousal Labs are offering consumer replacements for recently purchased products made with lesser-grade sperm than advertised.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AMATEUR MUSCLE CUM BEING USED IN SUPPLEMENTS?  DO YOU THINM IRAP IS TOO STRICT?

HAVE YOU SUED ANY OF THE ABOVE SUPPLEMENTS?  IF SO, DID THEY SEEM LESS POTENT THAN OTHER CUYM SUPPLEMENTS YOU'VE TAKEN?