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SWANTE WALHELM HAS THE CONFIDENCE OF SEASONED PRO

PRO-LEVEL ATTITUDE: Most Impressive Endowment winner Swante Walhelm checks out of the BeefBoy dorms completely nude, confidently strolling out into the streets of Lisbon with his monstrous cock clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans.

As more and more time passes, people around the globe are coming to fully recognize that Naked Bodybuilding is not just a fad or a fetish, but actually the true sport of men everywhere.  As the truest demonstration of dominate masculinity, naked bodybuilders are finally being acknowledged by a society that used to penalize them for their well-deserved right to put their completely nude bodies on display.

There are now many metropolitan areas with naked bodybuilding communities where unnecessary and outdated “morality” laws against aggressive nudity are being abolished, and these men are being allowed to rightfully live nude-and-hard 24/7.  Some are even passing laws that allow these muscle monsters the right to fuck and cum in public wherever and whenever they please, acknowledging their correct place at the top of the sexual “food chain”, and their right and need to satisfy themselves whenever their overwhelming horniness demands it.

However not every place is fully enlightened to the proper respect that should be shown to a huge-cocked bodybuilder, so when moving around most bodybuilders will make some effort to cover their enormous bulk, despite how wrong it feels.  But there is a new generation of millennial bodybuilders, who feel even less encumbered.

“I grew up idolizing J.K. Roher.  I am at the BeefBoy because he won it, then went right on to win the Alpha.  He is my number one inspiration for all I do,” said Norwegian 4th place finisher Swante Walhelm as he checked out of the dorms completely nude, his muscles swollen from the testosterone thick environment of the BeefBoy and his throbbing cock rock hard in front of him, swinging dramatically with every step.  “One thing that J.K. always demanded was that he had the right to live nude at all times, wherever he went.  And I have decided to demand the same – let them try to stop me!  It is not fair to the world to cover up this award-winningly thick dong.  I plan to keep it perpetually hard.  I mean, I’m leaking pre-cum just thinking about all the people who are going to be inspired by being allowed to see my perfection.  I will require several cum milkings on our way back to Oslo just to keep my explosive horniness in check.  Thank goodness I’ll be traveling with my brothers, who are joining me in staying 100% nude from here on out.”

DO YOU SUPPORT THE RIGHTS OF NAKED BODYBUILDERS TO BE NUDE AT ALL TIMES?

WHAT ARE LAWS LIKE IN YOUR LOCALITIES? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BODYBUILDER COMPLETELY NAKED IN PUBLIC THERE? 

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SWANTE WALHELM PARTICIPATES IN CAMP GRIT CHARITY EVENT

CUM FOR A CAUSE: Fresh off his 4th place finish and prestigious Most Impressive Endowment award, Norwegian new comer Swante Walhelm is parlaying his new fame towards a good cause.  Dietmar Walch, a BeefBoy competitor-turned-Camp-Grit-enrollee is attempting to earn money for every load he manages to swallow.

Not every young athlete who dreams of flexing his big muscles and hard cock in front of thousands of men will get their chance to make it to the big leagues.  Breaking into the world of naked bodybuilding is hard – and expensive!  Even among the young men who made the effort and were able to compete in this year’s BeefBoy, this could be the only time they will be able to appear on an IFNB stage.  So what can those young men do if they still have an passion to participate in the naked bodybuilding lifestyle, but not the financial means or are yet at the level to further compete?

Along with the overall rise over the past few years in the profile of naked bodybuilding, the one true sport of men, there have been more and more ways for young men to join up.  Probably the first of these organizations was Camp Grit, founded over 10 years ago.  The program’s intent has been to give young men an intensive experience that will make them ready to be used by naked bodybuilders for sexual chores, and thus gain network in the sport.  The great success of naked-bodybuilding-assistant-turned-Alpha pro Eduardo Bedone has emboldened a new generation of men to realize the stigma that letting their holes get roughly fucked by enflamed Alpha bros doesn’t mean you cannot ascend to pro status.

Camp Grit offers a 6-month intensive program that produces many, many NBAs and cock-stim assistants for the world of competitive muscle cock.  The young attendees are trained to be obedient and accommodating for any level of muscle aggression and any size of bodybuilder cock, making their holes more desirable to the top pros.  These opportunities for use often open the door to the sport, allowing young men access where they would otherwise be stuck.  Camp Grit had a booth in the lobby of the event center for the duration of the BeefBoy Classic, and reported over 300 sign-ups amongst competitors and fans present at the show.

As they have at other shows, a number of naked bodybuilders donated time, and lots of cum, to raise money for Camp Grit at one of their traditional Cum Milking demonstrations.  Camp graduates are paired with NBs while an auditorium of rowdy benefactors cheer on the action and bid-up a series of progressively more intensive oral and anal stunts.  The boys managed to raise $43,500 for the camp, helping ensure another generation of fuck holes for the top alpha men of the naked bodybuilding world.

“My older brother Håkon has signed up for the new class, so I’m am happy to support this wonderful organization,” says featured bodybuilder Swante Walhelm.  “If there can be a whole new generation of muscle holes who can satisfy this thick fuck pole,” he says, pointing to his cum-slicked dong, “then I fully and completely support what they are doing at Camp Grit.”

DO YOU SUPPORT ORGANIZATIONS THAT TRAIN MEN TO BECOME 24/7 MUSCLE HOLES?

CAN YOU DESCRIBE ANY OF THE ORAL AND ANAL STUNTS YOU SAW AT THIS YEAR’S CHARITY EVENT?

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KALOPHALLIS AND WALHELM OFFER STIFF COMPETITION

COULD ONLY FOCUS ON THE OTHER: The second round of finals contestants included fellow Heavyweights, Swante Walhelm and Yannis Kalophallis.  The two fell into an intense on-stage rhythm with each other that ended in a 15-minute duo posing session.

The next grouping of overall competitors offered a surprise in energetic posing between Heavyweights Swante Walhem and Yannis Kalophallis.  Representing the Junior and Collegiate divisions respectively, the dominant heavies almost immediately fell into a rhythm with each other, matching each other pose-for-pose. 

The two were soon so heavily obsessed with each other, the judges cleared the stage and let the 19-year old stars go head to head. Despite their physical differences – Swante short and dense, with a thickly impressive cock, and Kalophallis tall and defined, with an impressively rigid fuck pole, the two seemed to feed off each other’s energy and easily mimicked each other position-for-position, even cumming in time with each other. 

The show was so intense that a hush fell over the audience, a rarity for any stage competition, let alone one as traditionally rowdy as the BeefBoy.  After 15 minutes of duo posing and 12 timed cum shots for each teen, the judges had them return to group.  Intense discussion between the judging panel left many questioning who came out on top.  Those who prefer mass gave Walhelm a leg up, while Kalophallis’ smooth presentation earned him point among that group.  Unfortunately, we will not know until the final scores are announced – stay tuned!

WHO DO YOU FAVOR – SWANTE WALHELM’S THICK MUSCLE AND COCK, OR YANNIS KALOPHALLIS’S BALANCED PHYSIQUE?

ANY PREDICTION ON THE FINALS? 

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WALHELM IS READY TO TAKE THE FINALS STAGE

ENJOYING HIS FAME: Infamously thick dicked sensation, Swante Walhelm of Norway, gives a young fan an “autograph” cum shot to the face.

The wild and boisterous atmosphere of the BeefBoy is especially heightened this year.  Mired in operational challenges and overcrowded facilities, somehow the excitement of youth and energy generated by acres of naked alpha flesh has made up for those failures by the organizers.  Plenty of the boys have tapped into that dynamic energy, and one of the most surprising to attendees is Norway’s Swante Walhelm.

Noted for his almost misanthropic attitude during the pre-show, Walhelm has seemingly done a 180 degree turn from his standoffish and isolated pre-contest training mode.  His initial avoidance of appreciation of his record-settingly monstrous cock seems to have evaporated too.  The thick dong was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock-hard in front of him and swinging dramatically with every step as he entered the exhibition center this morning.

“I feel no stress.  I’m ready to get on stage and blow them all away,” Swante says.  Swante easily dominated the Super-Heavyweight division of the collegiate class, and is ready to start the finals, where he can meet up with the competitor he is most frequently compared to, Gerard Bouchelle of Canada.

His notedly more relaxed demeanor is such a change that fellow competitors didn’t recognize him this morning.  “Of course, I am enjoying it.  All these guys are falling at their feet because they recognize that I’m superior: the top dick at this event.  I am sure that the judges will also recognize it when I get on that finals stage,” he says as he allows two eager fans the opportunity to take turns attempting to orally stimulate his hugely thick fuck stick.  “Here we go!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK CHANGED WALHELM’S OUTLOOK?

WALHELM AND BOUCHELLE ARE BOTH COMPETING AS SUPER HEAVYWEIGHTS.  WHO DO YOU PREFER? 

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FAMILY OFTEN ARE THE BEST HELP FOR A NAKED BODYBUILDER

IN THE FAMILY: After blowing a fresh load of muscle jizz, Norway’s Swante Walhelm poses backstage with his older brother Svein.  All three of his older brother’s have taken part in Swante’s training for the show. 

No matter how much chemical or training a man does, the baseline of a good naked bodybuilder comes down to genetics.  A true Alpha must not only put in the effort to grow, but also has to have the body to build upon, with the musculature for a phenomenal physique, an impressive and responsive cock, and the natural talent to perform at the highest levels.  This is one reason naked bodybuilding often seems to run in families – genetics count.  Related fathers, sons, cousins, uncles and brothers have all been an important part of the tradition of naked bodybuilding.  It helps that studies have shown genetically similar alpha cum is best absorbed by those with similar genetics.

In prior years there have been brothers and cousins competing against each other at the BeefBoy, but this year there is only one set.  The Gwialen twins from Australia are competing as teen middleweights, but at just 14 years old and at their first International competition, they are not seen at front runners.  However siblings are well represented backstage.  Besides the Kalophallis brothers (both bodybuilders, though Yannis is the competitor this year), Norwegian phenomenon Swante Walhelm arrived with not just one, but all three of his older brothers!

All the older brothers are well known in Scandinavia for their exploits as competitive strongmen, but to assist their youngest brother, they have all taken a backseat to Swante’s training.  “It is not my way to let anyone best me.  Even, or especially, my brothers,” says second youngest brother Håkon.  “But we all want to support our little bro as he makes a name for the Walhelm’s in another sport.” 

Oldest brother Knut has been functioning as Swante’s muscle trainer, and has kept up a crushing routine schedule that has been the talk of the 24 hours gyms.  Håkon, and second oldest Svein, have taken turns helping their younger brother with his cock training.  “Both Svein and I have done plenty of grueling work to become strong men, but this has really tested our endurance!  No one enjoys a physical challenge like my brothers and I, but the demands on a naked bodybuilders performance and that of their trainers is beyond!  But I can see that for Swante to excel, constant sexual stimulation is a MUST.  For sure all three of us did not think coming into this world we would end up as fascinated with naked bodybuilding as we have.  Who knows, you may see us up on stage soon.” 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SWANTE WALHEM AND HIS BROTHERS?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER UPSIDES OF FAMILY MEMBERS COMPETING AND TRAINING TOGETHER?

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SWANTE WALHELM IS READY TO “DO BATTLE”

THICKNESS, PERSONIFIED: Swante Walhelm waits for his official photo call. Despite short stature, the crowds parted as he moved through them.

One of the most buzzed about competitors at this year’s event has been Norwegian collegiate level bodybuilder Swante Walhelm.  Though a champ naked bodybuilder in his home country for several years, this is his first international competition and word of his thick muscles and even thicker cock immediately spread throughout the show.

Walhelm himself has laid low, and does not appear to play into the hype.  Asked about the experience so far for his first international show, Walhelm was blunt, “It is annoying. I prefer to keep to myself, but there are so many boys everywhere. There are ten of us in my dorm room and when I sleep they will wake me by grabbing my cock and trying to fit their mouths around it.  But I have caught them a few times and held them down and raped them, and that is usually that.  I would just like to get to the competition.”

Walhelm says that in Norway things are different. “People do know me there and they know my families accomplishments, but are not so impolite or rude.  The Norse know to keep to themselves.  The men in my family have long been famous for their strength.  I am the shortest of my brothers however, and excelled in bodybuilding over strength trials.  My nickname is “Bred økse” back home.  It means the Broad Axe, and I am looking forward to doing battle soon against these other men.”

DOES SWANTE WALHELM HAVE THE THICKEST COCK AT THE COMPETITION?

HOW DO YOU THINK WALHELM GOT HIS NICKNAME, “THE BROAD AXE”? 

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THE CROWDS TAKE NOTE OF A QUIET COMPETITOR. 

A VERY TIGHT PACKAGE: Norwegian competitor Swante Walhelm poses backstage after the Teen Auction. His incredibly thick cock was noticed by many.

Just as often that there are boys that arrive with infamous reputations and competitive buzz, there are also unassuming boys who capture attention not because of their bravado and publicity, but because they are just great specimens and competitors.  This year’s quiet standout is 19-year-old Swante Walhelm from Norway.

Though he is a top champion in his home country and a competitor for over 4 years, Walhelm has flown under the international radar and this is shockingly his first international competition.  Despite only being 165cm tall (5’5”), Walhelm is an impressive 255 lbs of muscle.  His thick and dense muscle is well matched by the impressively thick log of dick he sports.  His cockhead was easily the largest at the Teen Auction, and stories of sponsors choking on its impressive 30cm circumference spread through the room quickly.

“I have been training for some time, and I am looking forward to battling with the other young men here,” Walhelm says. “I come from a family of competitors, mostly the Viking Strongmen tradition, so I look forward to bringing the same spirit to this contest.”

Due to his similar height and build, as well as reticence with reporters, Walhelm has been compared most favorably to surprise Canadian entrant, Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle.  Both young men are people of few words, but they definitely let the muscle and cock speak for themselves.

HOW DO YOU THINK SWANTE WALHELM STACKS UP AGAINST GERARD BOUCHELLE?

ARE YOU IMPRESSED BY WALHELM’S PROPORTIONS AT AGE 19?