WALHELM IS READY TO TAKE THE FINALS STAGE
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| ENJOYING HIS FAME: Infamously thick dicked sensation, Swante Walhelm of Norway, gives a young fan an “autograph” cum shot to the face. |
The wild and boisterous atmosphere of the BeefBoy is especially heightened this year. Mired in operational challenges and overcrowded facilities, somehow the excitement of youth and energy generated by acres of naked alpha flesh has made up for those failures by the organizers. Plenty of the boys have tapped into that dynamic energy, and one of the most surprising to attendees is Norway’s Swante Walhelm.
Noted for his almost misanthropic attitude during the pre-show, Walhelm has seemingly done a 180 degree turn from his standoffish and isolated pre-contest training mode. His initial avoidance of appreciation of his record-settingly monstrous cock seems to have evaporated too. The thick dong was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock-hard in front of him and swinging dramatically with every step as he entered the exhibition center this morning.
“I feel no stress. I’m ready to get on stage and blow them all away,” Swante says. Swante easily dominated the Super-Heavyweight division of the collegiate class, and is ready to start the finals, where he can meet up with the competitor he is most frequently compared to, Gerard Bouchelle of Canada.
His notedly more relaxed demeanor is such a change that fellow competitors didn’t recognize him this morning. “Of course, I am enjoying it. All these guys are falling at their feet because they recognize that I’m superior: the top dick at this event. I am sure that the judges will also recognize it when I get on that finals stage,” he says as he allows two eager fans the opportunity to take turns attempting to orally stimulate his hugely thick fuck stick. “Here we go!”
WHAT DO YOU THINK CHANGED WALHELM’S OUTLOOK?
WALHELM AND BOUCHELLE ARE BOTH COMPETING AS SUPER HEAVYWEIGHTS. WHO DO YOU PREFER?
Now that is what the sport is really all about- a man so confident in his powerful naked body and insane sexual prowess that he really has no need to endlessly brag about either one.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know how to request an invite to the IFNB archive blog? I would love to have some further reading material.
I am not certain the officials of the IFNB have ever been known to open the archival vault to past activity - to my knowledge, no one in charge of this illustrious site has ever answered the question, or posted (although I was honored to have received a private message on my Tumblr page some months back from the sports' new organizers.)
DeleteHowever, as a long time fan and online musclehound of the first order, I have a collection of nearly all the IFNB missives, and many date from the years referenced in the archive. I number them differently from the way they are presented here, and I sometimes add my own....well, appreciative elements. On rare occasion, I post honorifics on my Tumblr page. To me, the IFNB is the daily go-to (right after coffee, CNN, The New York Times, and FB).
I would be happy to share my own archive - if the sport promoters do not mind.
In the mean time, I am pleased with the more regular updates and more exciting Naked Bodybuilder content since the new promoters cleared their participation with the sport's top organizers. I am, of course, always hopeful that more glute-appreciation hits the airwaves here - there is a great deal of priapic perfection, but rather too few honorifics of male flanks. A firm, hard, round male musclebutt rules every street, every gym, and every contest stage upon which it is presented, after all.
Well, that's kind of a bummer. Regardless, I appreciate you taking the time to answer me.
DeleteAs for that personal archive of yours, I for one would love to see anything you'd like to share. And thanks again!
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ReplyDeleteSwante Walhelm has already shown his talents as a budding, ambitious entrepreneur. No fool this massive muscleboy!
ReplyDeleteAfter FratWhack 2017, Walhelm realized at a post-event "autograph" session that he was much in demand for the delivery of his particular brand of carefully applied, straight-from-the-cock, thorough-coating facials. (His particular skill in adroit Double Bi-Cum blasts made him one of the darlings of the more socially-engineered stim room social gatherings in Beefboys of the Past.) And after Bandeas and Bamboo delivered their powerful, damaging mutual facial Double Bi-Cum blast blows on the face of the hapless judge Myron Shapely, Walhelm was ready to announce the beta release (as it were) of his upcoming (also, as it were) product Walhelm's Thick 'n' Creamy Opioid Facial Blasts(™).
In short, Walhelm has bottled his cum into an attractive applique bottle. Produced by AminCum, Walhelm's Thick 'n' Creamy was immediately available for sale in the lobby as exuberant, excited fans exited the auditorium following that day's Beefboy event!
The initial run of 120 bottles sold out in less than 10 minutes in a sales-scene that resembled pandemonium (at, mind you, an initial offering $75 per bottle, American dollars cash only, no credit, and no checks or tokens). And the product did not disappoint: rabid fans, eager for protein-laced muscle cum, uncorked the bottles and poured Walhelm cum over each other's heads in a spontaneous display of product celebration not unlike the emptying of Champagne bottles at the Stanley Cup.
Critics were agog at the smoothness, deep shiny lustre, flavor, color, blend and consistency of Thick 'N' Creamy. How, many wondered, did muscleboy Walhelm find the time to collect and bottle his jism AND train and produce copious (presumably uncollected) amounts in the training and stim rooms? Was it all the genuine article? Or is some measure of counterfeiting cum occurring here?
The answers were quickly supplied: yes, indeed, the cum was all Swante's. A tireless young man, he'd engaged (with the help of some of the wealthy, shadowy sponsors of the event), a corps of dedicated NBA cum collectors over the last year, ever since FratWhack. The product
design was supplied by Sperm Ball, the increasingly visible force behind growth-burst chem sperm insertions, which, while still illegal in most venues, is nevertheless finding a solid market in the stim-room party scene.
When questioned about his new business, young Swante was philosophical. "I know I have the potential of taking it all the way. My cock is as big as any cock out on the scene today, and my blasts are the equal in force and flavor of any supplied by Bamboo. Can I help it if he hasn't seen an opportunity in sales yet? And cum bottling is hardly a new industry." One wonders, of course, if the remarks weren't scripted for him, as young Swante has been known to utter less than 10 words a day in all the months preceding contest (usually, "train" "deadlift" "big guns" "eat" "bench press" "sleep" and "suck my cock, now.") No matter. Thick 'n' Creamy™ looks to be a big future seller on the circuit. And Bamboo and Bandeas have been advised by their managers to hop on the cum-sales gravy train soon. After, the Anaconda is only a few months away.