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YANNIS KALOPHALLIS NAMED TOP CUM BY CUMBLAST™ 

BEST IN THE GAME? Yannis Kalophallis celebrates his naming as having the Top Cum at this year's BeefBoy.  His elder brother won the award in 2015. 

Just prior to the Overall Finals trophy presentation, another non-competitive award ceremony was held to present the Top Cum trophy.  Although non-competitive, and in fact paid for and chosen solely by BeefBoy corporate sponsor CumBlast™ , the award is highly sought after.  This year’s winner was an ecstatic Yannis Kalophallis of Greece.

The annual award for Top Cum is judged by a panel of CumBlast™ executives, who sit front row next to the judging panel.  As the official sponsors of this year’s show, they decide who among the teens in the overall finals exhibited superior cum abilities.  Their unofficial judging criteria include volume, frequency, opacity, color and taste of the semen of the competitors.  The winner is awarded a cash prize of $100,000, a promotional contract with CumBlast™ for a full year, and the bragging rights to claim the best tasting cum in town.

Kalophallis was very excited to have been chosen, “It is an honor to have been chosen.  I know about the superiority of my cum, but now the rest of the world can know how amazingly rich and satisfying a shot of my man juice can be.  My brother won this award as well, so I am happy to be able to carry on the family tradition.”

Caught backstage as he waited for the Golden Phallus presentation, Bamboo was less impressed, “Everyone knows that award is just corporate BS.  By all rights I should have had it – boys from every end of the globe can’t get enough of my amazing cum.  But Yannis is a “legacy”, and more acceptable to travel the globe promoting their overpriced cum drink.  Whatever.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE TOP CUM AWARD?

DOES THE NON-COMPETITIVE NATURE OF THE AWARD TAINT IT?

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LAST MINUTE CHANGES SURPRISE COMPETITORS

TEENAGE DREAMS?: The first day of the preliminaries for the teen division included only the bantam and middleweight classes.  Middleweight competitors Gustavo Chaparro of Venezuela and the Gwialen twins from Australia (Aeron and Wren) led their class in the first round.

Due to the huge number of entrants for this year’s BeefBoy, show organizers announced a last-minute change just this morning to the official schedule.  After the collegiate preliminary rounds went late into the evening due to the sheer number of bodybuilders and the repeated breaks to clean the drenching amount of cum, it was announced that the Teen preliminaries starting today would be broken into 2 days.  The Junior division, scheduled to start tomorrow, would also push out and be split into at least 2 days.

“We learned our lesson last night, and it was not fair to keep the collegiate boys up and performing after midnight.  It wasn’t fair to them and it wasn’t fair to the judges, as everyone was tired and irritable by the end.” Says lead organizer Paulo Busek.  When asked about a report that he was accosted by an angry super-heavyweight who confronted Busek in an elevator and left Busek stripped nude and gagging on the college sophomore’s fat dong, he scoffed. “That is not an accurate representation of what happened.  I spent all day nude from being so heavily coated with muscle cum during the preliminary rounds, and anyone who says they saw me left “gagging” on any cock obviously does not know me.”

The new schedule had the lower weight classes performing today, disappointing those who came to see super-heavyweight teen stars-in-the making Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  There were also mixed reactions from the competitors. “I have been completely focused on starting today at the top of my game, pumped with adrenaline and testosterone.  This is total bullshit to have to cool down for a day and try again tomorrow!” said feisty Argentinian Rico Bandeas, stalking through the exhibition center lobby.  Bamboo, however, was nowhere to be found but word was he was still at the dorm gym and seemed relaxed by all reports.  We will see tomorrow if both boys bring their A++ game to the preliminaries.

ARE THERE ANY EYEWITNESS STORIES TO THE “ATTACK” ON PAULO BUSEK?  DID HE “GAG” ON THE TEENAGER’S DICK? 

DO YOU THINK SPLITTENG UP THE COMPETITORS WILL HURT THE LARGER WEIGHT CLASSES WHO WERE PREPARED TO PERFORM TODAY?

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FAMILY OFTEN ARE THE BEST HELP FOR A NAKED BODYBUILDER

IN THE FAMILY: After blowing a fresh load of muscle jizz, Norway’s Swante Walhelm poses backstage with his older brother Svein.  All three of his older brother’s have taken part in Swante’s training for the show. 

No matter how much chemical or training a man does, the baseline of a good naked bodybuilder comes down to genetics.  A true Alpha must not only put in the effort to grow, but also has to have the body to build upon, with the musculature for a phenomenal physique, an impressive and responsive cock, and the natural talent to perform at the highest levels.  This is one reason naked bodybuilding often seems to run in families – genetics count.  Related fathers, sons, cousins, uncles and brothers have all been an important part of the tradition of naked bodybuilding.  It helps that studies have shown genetically similar alpha cum is best absorbed by those with similar genetics.

In prior years there have been brothers and cousins competing against each other at the BeefBoy, but this year there is only one set.  The Gwialen twins from Australia are competing as teen middleweights, but at just 14 years old and at their first International competition, they are not seen at front runners.  However siblings are well represented backstage.  Besides the Kalophallis brothers (both bodybuilders, though Yannis is the competitor this year), Norwegian phenomenon Swante Walhelm arrived with not just one, but all three of his older brothers!

All the older brothers are well known in Scandinavia for their exploits as competitive strongmen, but to assist their youngest brother, they have all taken a backseat to Swante’s training.  “It is not my way to let anyone best me.  Even, or especially, my brothers,” says second youngest brother Håkon.  “But we all want to support our little bro as he makes a name for the Walhelm’s in another sport.” 

Oldest brother Knut has been functioning as Swante’s muscle trainer, and has kept up a crushing routine schedule that has been the talk of the 24 hours gyms.  Håkon, and second oldest Svein, have taken turns helping their younger brother with his cock training.  “Both Svein and I have done plenty of grueling work to become strong men, but this has really tested our endurance!  No one enjoys a physical challenge like my brothers and I, but the demands on a naked bodybuilders performance and that of their trainers is beyond!  But I can see that for Swante to excel, constant sexual stimulation is a MUST.  For sure all three of us did not think coming into this world we would end up as fascinated with naked bodybuilding as we have.  Who knows, you may see us up on stage soon.” 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SWANTE WALHEM AND HIS BROTHERS?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER UPSIDES OF FAMILY MEMBERS COMPETING AND TRAINING TOGETHER?

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COLLEGIATE COMPETITION MOSTLY UNDERWHELMS

HEROIC NUDITY: Yannis Kalophallis (center) from team Greece is shown backstage with his cum coach and brother, pro bodybuilder Dimitris Kalophallis (left). A helper oils Yannis with a mixture of olive oil and cum. 

The BeefBoy Classic continues to be a huge fan favorite, as this is where you can see the future of naked bodybuilding in live competition.  And the young men also love it as being pumped, nude and aroused on stage while thousands of adults gaze on in excitement is often the first taste of what being an alpha male is all about.

This year there have been solid favorites in the Teen and Junior categories, from experienced competitors like Gerard Bouchelle, to first-timers like Bamboo.  However unlike in past years, there is a noted lack of buzz about the Collegiate bodybuilders.  Some have blamed this on the rise of the Collegiate Muscle & Cock Sports League (CMCS), which critics have recently blamed for lowering the standards of collegiate competitors with its focus on fraternization and “fun” over truly disciplined naked bodybuilding and competition.

One of the few stand outs at this show in pre-competition has been Greek heavyweight Yannis “Thunderbolt” Kalophallis.  Kalophallis is the 3-time winner and current reigning Mr. Greece Teen, a title he took over from his brother Dimitris when he aged out.  Both brothers are known for their excellent form and prodigious cum game.

“We Greeks invented the sport, so why would we not excel?  In the Ancient times, Olympic athletes were oiled and competed nude to be honored as the epitome of manhood.  Nothing is more natural for a Greek athlete than to be naked.  As you see, we invented naked bodybuilding,” says Yannis.  Despite both brothers competing at the collegiate level, neither is a member or even a fan of the CMCS.  “That is just for boys that want to take SPH, party and fuck.  For us, this is life.  We can do nothing but be naked bodybuilders,” says Dimitris. “It is our DNA.”

Asked about his nickname, Yannis says, “The way that Zeus, king of the gods and the most virile of all, struck down his opponents with his thunderbolt, so do I.  I will make my cock cum for an hour before I let another man do better than me, even my brother.  For the Kalophallis, dominance is a MUST – you are not allowed to NOT fuck all those around you!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE KALOPHALLIS BROTHERS?

WHY DO YOU THINK THE COLLEGE LEVEL COMPETITORS SEEM SUB-PAR?  DO YOU BLAME THE CMCS?

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THE NZWANGA BROTHERS STICK TOGEHTER

BROTHERLY APPRECIATION: 5TH place overall finisher Chris Nzwanga, left, celebrates his win on stage with a thick cum shot after the awards ceremony. His older brother and fellow competitor, Joe Nzwanga, is right.

It is well known that bodybuilding can become a family affair.  Because being Alpha is largely in a man’s genetic makeup, often several generations of a men will exhibit superior attributes.  This year’s contest featured interlinked members, least of all is winner Joff Ballo, who’s uncle is famed competitor Tedi Ballo, and younger brother Jerome has competed in amateur contests. But this year’s family stars were brothers Joe and Chris Nzwanga.  Despite being the younger of the two, Chris dominated the middleweight division, and ultimately picked up the 5th place rank in the overall, unusual for a middleweight with such stiff competition in the Megaweight and Super Heavyweight classes.

“I can still hardly believe it, but I’m glad that the judges recognized my talent.  Especially my big fat cock.” Still visibly aroused by the attention he was receiving and with the pressures of the stage performance behind him, Chris stayed on stage after the medal ceremony to celebrate his win.  He shot several hands-free cum shots out of pure excitement, drenching his brother as he invited him on stage to share in the victory.

“Of course, I was disappointed. I introduced Chris to naked muscle work by parading around our house when we were boys, holding him down and putting my muscles and hard cock in his face. Even when we were young, we both had very well-developed bodies and naturally large cocks.  As soon as I could cum, I was shooting all over the place.  Becoming a teen naked bodybuilder was just a natural extension of the Alpha I was born to be.”

“But seeing Chris grow and work hard to catch up with me, I never expected my little brother might pass me up!  But we have always been so competitive so it makes sense he would not just try as hard as I did, but push himself that much harder.  And you cannot argue with how his big hard cock performs!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NZWANGA BROTHERS? 

SHOULD FAMILY MEMBERS BE ALLOWED TO COMPETE IN THE SAME CLASS IN PRO COMPETITION? 

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MIDDLEWEIGHT CLASS LINE UP

Joe (2nd from right) in 2nd place and Chris NZWANGA in 1st place, dominating their group in individual posing and comparisons

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JOE NZWANGA QUALIFIES FOR FINALS;
BROTHER BEATS BROTHER FOR SPOT

BROTHERLY COCK FLEX: Middleweight brothers Joe and Chris Nzwanga (middle and right) both competed

 as middleweights.  Joe's win in the Sixth Preliminary Round middleweight class nudges him just high enough

to go on to the Finals Round.  His brother. Joe, just didn't have the wins in spite of a better-trained cock.

We all know the world of naked bodybuilding, while big, is also ironically secretive.  Because flagrant nudity and alpha male aggression is not always compliant with society's customs, the sport has always had to keep itself veiled, in spite of drawing massive numbers of fans.  And this "hidden" aspect is why so often young men discover the sport through close friends or even relatives.  In the many, many decades of the nude sport, we have seen literally hundreds of related competitors take the stage.

This year's Pan-Africa brought yet another amazing pair of related competitors, Joe and Chris Nzwanga. What makes the Nzwanga brothers stand out is their remarkably young age.  Typically an athlete will be brought in to the sport by an older relative, but in the case of the Nzwangas  both are still young teenagers!

Joe Nzwanga started in amateur contests a few years back after discovering a small nude bodybuilder gym bear their home.  With a naturally big dick, the trainers at the gym urged Joe into competition, and within two years this horny middleweight earned a pro card.  Known for an astoundingly rigid dick, the boy has managed perfect cum-flex rounds several times in his short career, and many think he will eventually rise to stardom once he starts heavier muscle- and cock-modification enhancements.

But his younger brother Chris got fascinated with the sport watching his older brother prepare for contests. "I would lay naked on my bed and watch how hard he stroked his dick in our bedroom," Chris remembers.  "It was more than what we typically did at night.  He was obsessed with his cock, and it was amazing seeing him transform into a kid who could sustain a hard on and cum more than just a couple times. I knew I wanted that kind of power!"

While Chris has had a much shorter career, something about his skill is just that much more passionate than his older brother Joe.  Chris qualified for pro contests in just half the time as his brother, and while Joe still has the larger cock, Chris brought a remarkable cock-muscle balance to the lightweight classes that has made him a young champion to watch.

And this year both brothers were competing side-by-side as the younger Chris has grown heavy enough for the middleweights. While Joe's experience, bigger dick, and higher cum numbers would make you think he would place better than his younger, Chris has been consistent and his amazing balance has won the numbers needed to advance.

"I know I deserve to be in the Finals at a Pro Event," Joe told us in the Release Room after the Sixth Round of Finals.  "But he is my brother, and I know he is worth being there.  I am bigger, stronger, and have a more powerful cock, but I can't deny my little brother has great assets for judges' scoring."

But making the Finals is one thing; standing out is quite another.  And with such powerhouses in the heavier weight classes present, this small triumph for the young muscle teen may be the highest point in his excellent showing at the Pan-Africa.

ARE YOU GLAD THAT CHRIS NZWANGA MADE IT TO THE FINALS?
WHAT OTHER BROTHER OR RELATIVES IN THE IFNB HAVE YOU BEEN A FAN OF?  

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OVERLOOKED COMPETITIVE HIGHLIGHTS FROM 2016

A special report looking back at contests we were unable to cover in real-time from the 2016 season

THE PHENOM PIERRE NEUVILLE:
KEEPING NUDE MUSCLE A FAMILY AFFAIR

BROTHERS IN (GIANT) ARMS: Pierre Neuville (left) after the prelims at the 2016 Mr. France
with his older brother Robert Neuville.  Robert has gone to every one of his younger brother's contests
and was, himself, an amateur nude bodybuilder long ago.  Albert still helps his intensely horny
younger bro with the intense training and prep for the pro stage.

In a 2012 survey, it was found that 72% of all the entrants to ever compete in the Mr. Alpha had gotten their start in nude bodybuilding via a close friend or relative who was also a nude bodybuilder. In a sport that must ironically maintain discretion in spite of being  global phenomenon, it makes sense that the exposure to this ultimate male contest could only occur through direct interaction. So that statistic makes sense. But many believe that the real reason so many top pros have relatives who also competed is a sign that this is one of the best assets a naked bodybuilder can have in his arsenal.

No matter how you read the statistic, one of our favorite competitors of 2016 represents the proof.  Pierre Neuville's older brother, Robert Neuville, compete in his teen years n the CEFB. Apparently, watching his thickly muscled and monstrously hung older bro flex and show off with such aggression was a shaping force that made Neuville desperate to achieve the same – and surpass it!

And surpass it he has.  Robert Neuville has long since left competition behind, but meanwhile is one of Pierre's most important allies in the sport.  Robert has been at every single one of the scores of competitions his younger brother has entered, from awkward beginner to his current pro level contests. In fact, the two brothers still train occasionally together, even if Neuville now more often needs to leave his older brother behind.  Apparently, many of the cock training techniques Pierre's fas admire were developed off ideas his brother introduced him to.

Pierre Neuville's training and competition demands often surpass the capacities Robert can keep up with, yet the two remain fast allies.  While most of the off season Robert spent time with his wife and family, he still makes time to help his younger brother where he can prepare that perfect muscle and monster dick to dominate.

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HE NEUVILLE BROTHERS CLOSENESS IN THE SPORT?
WHAT OTHER RELATIVES OR CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE YOU HEARD OF INSPIRING HIGH LEVEL COMPEtiTIVE RESULTS AMONG PROS?