COLLEGIATE COMPETITION MOSTLY UNDERWHELMS
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| HEROIC NUDITY: Yannis Kalophallis (center) from team Greece is shown backstage with his cum coach and brother, pro bodybuilder Dimitris Kalophallis (left). A helper oils Yannis with a mixture of olive oil and cum. |
The BeefBoy Classic continues to be a huge fan favorite, as this is where you can see the future of naked bodybuilding in live competition. And the young men also love it as being pumped, nude and aroused on stage while thousands of adults gaze on in excitement is often the first taste of what being an alpha male is all about.
This year there have been solid favorites in the Teen and Junior categories, from experienced competitors like Gerard Bouchelle, to first-timers like Bamboo. However unlike in past years, there is a noted lack of buzz about the Collegiate bodybuilders. Some have blamed this on the rise of the Collegiate Muscle & Cock Sports League (CMCS), which critics have recently blamed for lowering the standards of collegiate competitors with its focus on fraternization and “fun” over truly disciplined naked bodybuilding and competition.
One of the few stand outs at this show in pre-competition has been Greek heavyweight Yannis “Thunderbolt” Kalophallis. Kalophallis is the 3-time winner and current reigning Mr. Greece Teen, a title he took over from his brother Dimitris when he aged out. Both brothers are known for their excellent form and prodigious cum game.
“We Greeks invented the sport, so why would we not excel? In the Ancient times, Olympic athletes were oiled and competed nude to be honored as the epitome of manhood. Nothing is more natural for a Greek athlete than to be naked. As you see, we invented naked bodybuilding,” says Yannis. Despite both brothers competing at the collegiate level, neither is a member or even a fan of the CMCS. “That is just for boys that want to take SPH, party and fuck. For us, this is life. We can do nothing but be naked bodybuilders,” says Dimitris. “It is our DNA.”
Asked about his nickname, Yannis says, “The way that Zeus, king of the gods and the most virile of all, struck down his opponents with his thunderbolt, so do I. I will make my cock cum for an hour before I let another man do better than me, even my brother. For the Kalophallis, dominance is a MUST – you are not allowed to NOT fuck all those around you!”
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE KALOPHALLIS BROTHERS?
WHY DO YOU THINK THE COLLEGE LEVEL COMPETITORS SEEM SUB-PAR? DO YOU BLAME THE CMCS?
The Kalophallis Brothers have long been known for a training and posing regimen they simply dub as Θέστε και εγκρίνετε, or Pose and Approve. It's their two-hander approach to training and developing killer posing routines.
ReplyDeleteA blogpost article in the former Naked Bodybuilder Chronicles (now sadly offline) in 2016 fictionalized the technique favored by the brothers:
"To help bolster Yannis’s flagging self-confidence, Dimitris – without question the alpha dog of this pairing, even as Yannis was the slightly bigger muscleman - developed a ritual he called “Pose and Approve. ” At first, it developed quite naturally. Over time, it had evolved into mutual muscle worship.
Dimitris’s judgment and approval of Yannis’s muscles were his drug of choice, next to his own brutally punishing workouts.
For years, they started out privately in Dimitris’s room. An 8’-0” x 10’-0” lit posing dais dominated the back bedroom in his quarters.
“Built it myself,” he said quietly as Yannis stared at the polished wood surface. When did he find the time, Yannis wondered.
Dimitris carefully adjusted the cool LED lights.
Yannis watched eagerly, stripping down to tight posers straining under the weight of his throbbing, veiny penis.
Dimitris took his sweet time setting lights and atmosphere. Yannis watched, shoving his hand into his sagging pouch and absently manipulating his big tool to half erection. When he judged all was ready, he’d step back.
“Okay. Get to work,” he said.
Eagerly Yannis jumped onstage and hit a front double biceps.
Dimitris nodded his approval of his brother’s muscles. “Nice. Big old cannonballs. Show me more. ”
Another pose. This time a side chest. Yannis’s pecs pounded and seemed to reach the ceiling. His heavy nipples were already taut.
“How do I look?” Yannis asked nervously.
“Looking all right,” Dimitris said casually. “Lights need adjusting. ”He half turned away as if to check the wiring. This prompted Yannis into frenzy, and he began whipping out pose after pose.
“The lights are fucking fine! I’m smokin’!” he cried. “Look at me, Dimitris! Check out my muscles! I’m fucking huge!!!!”
Dimitris smiled. “Okay, big man,” he said. “I see. I see what you need. ”
And casually bending in, he took Yannis’s by-now rock hard penis into his mouth and lolled it about gently. Inside, his tongue stroked the long, thick shaft, working its way up and down the veins.
“It’s your reward for your perfectly developed muscles. ”
Yannis was in heaven.
Then they switched. Dimitris stepped up and surpassed his brother’s posing performance. As he flexed, Yannis sank gratefully to his knees to admire his musclegod buddy. Dimitris hit a pose- wham! - and Yannis would greedily slurp on his gigantic rod.
"Boom," purred Dimitris.
"Big biceps, baby. "
"Twenty fiiiii---vvve inches. . . . "
"Bullshit. "
"Twenty-five, baby. Feel 'em. Suck my cock. "
"You got it. Sucking now, man. "
They went back and forth for hours. Flexing biceps, smacking roiling quads, pec dancing, sucking each other's cocks. After only one session, Yannis developed an insatiable taste for Dimitris's stunningly perfect glutes, and sometimes lost himself rimming his brother's rosebud butthole while Dimitris posed, legs spread wide, gazing at himself thoughtfully in the wall-length mirror across the room from the dais. Whenever Yannis's face was buried deeply in the bigger man's butt, Dimitris found his creative posing juices to be inspired, and he was able to flex for hours without getting tired. Over time, they worked out new routines this way. "
Wow, that is some intense technique! Great to see two brothers with such intense dedication to each other’s success – not a traditional sibling rivalry, but a healthy and productive relationship with each other. “Pose and Approve” sounds like it could be a good for plenty of young bodybuilders – finding a buddy that you can mutually work with to get physically and mentally pumped as supreme Alphas. Maybe we can get the Kalophallis brothers to teach a few classes or do a few demonstrations to show how it’s done.
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