MASTERS GRAND PRIX 23

BOYER AND LAGGANI HOST A SPECIAL FAN-NIGHT FOR CLOTHED BODYBUILDERS

TRUNKLESS: Umberto Laggani and Matt Boyer demonstrate the “Scorpion” variation of the Most-Muscular, with “venom spit” rapid-fire cum shots for the assembled audience of clothed bodybuilding fans invited to their private Fan-Night exhibition.

One of the post popular evenings at IFNB events are the Fan-Night Posing Exhibitions. Generally scheduled between the end of the Preliminary rounds and before the Finals, the informal events give pro naked bodybuilders time to recoup, rest and prep. Though some have accused the IFNB of using it as a money-grubbing tactic to extend the program an additional night, organizers insist the Fan Nights are an important way for fans to connect more intimately with the bodybuilders when they are in top condition, and therefore most impressive.

Due to the overwhelming number of entrants and attendees, 3 official evening events were held, with smaller non-official ones also being attended.  One of the most popular was a non-official event hosted by mega stars Matt Boyer and Umberto Laggani. The long-time friends and former clothed competitors specifically wanted to thank their own fanbase and also reward clothed bodybuilders who had come to the Master’s to check out the true Alpha sport. As many of the men attending were inexperienced in the naked sport, Laggani and Boyer made the focus educational on the superiority of the sport over clothed bodybuilding, while both put their expert performing skills on display.

They chose one of the smaller venues, with arena style seating on all sides. “As a bodybuilder you have to be aware of how you look at every angle in every direction. There is nowhere to hide. And performing like this with Umberto makes us hyper aware that you cannot have a ‘bad side’ when you’re a naked performer,” says Boyer. “But we worked off each other and made sure we filled all 360 degrees of that stage.”

As part of the admission all attendees were required to be completely naked or else they would not be admitted, which initially caused some nervous laughter from the contingent of clothed bodybuilding bros. But by the time the lights dimmed, the energy was palpable from the excited room of completely nude muscle aficionados. Laggani and Boyer performed together for the first 15 minutes, then spend 45 minutes working in pairs with the audience. This included calling up star-struck fans from the audience, men used to being clothed, and having the stars flexing for them, letting them feel their muscles and cocks with their hands. Several almost immediately fell to their knees, tasting the testosterone-rich cum direct from the source. A few even bent over right onstage to allow the icons to force their huge cocks into their virgin butts. The yelps and groans were overcome by the overwhelming cheers and hollers from the audience.

Laggani’s son Pietro was in the audience a said, “I couldn’t be prouder of my father. Watching him flex while a lesser man fell to his knees and hungrily swallowed his manhood made me so proud to be his son and the fruit of that alpha dick.”

By far the wildest cheers accompanied the final act, where the two took turns anally stimming each other and pumping huge loads into the other’s hole. The sight of the macho celebrity Umberto Laggani as he laid on a podium, his cock proudly standing fully erect from his horizonal body, loudly grunting as Boyer slid his monster fuckpole into his ass was awe-inspiring to the assembled audience of young clothed bros testing the waters of the naked alpha sport.

“I don’t know that that could have gone any better,” said an invigorated Laggani. “These are skills I worked on in private, training with my family and like-minded friends for years. So I’m not really ‘new’ to this; it’s just ‘new’ for me to get the chance to get on stage and blast my cum all over the cheering men who have followed me for years.”

DO YOU WISH YOU HAD BEEN ABLE TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE TO SEE LAGGANI AND BOYER PERFORMING?

DO YOU THINK THEIR WORK HELPED PERSUADE CLOTHED BODYBUILDERS TO SHIFT TO NAKED?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 41

BOUCHELLE OPENS THE OFFICIAL VICTORY PARTY TO THE PUBLIC 

PUBLIC FEAST: Bouchelle and several of the other bodybuilders spent plenty of time circulating in the auditorium at the Victory Banquet, allowing the fans to get close and personal with them, and experience their bodies and cocks up-close and personal. 

With the rise of large scale corporate sponsorship amongst bodybuilding events in recent years, a new tradition has arisen at all IFNB events.  The main sponsors will host a Victory Banquet to celebrate the winner and all the top competitors the night after the event.  This gives an opportunity to delay the end of the reverie, and also lets the bodybuilders who have been focused heavily on the competition, relax and let off steam while also connecting with important potential benefactors.  The mandatory-nude party features speeches and presentation of informal awards, and is traditionally an invite-only VIP party, open only to competitors, their trainers and entourage, select NBAs, private sponsors, and sometimes a small crowd of lucky fans. 

This year’s BeefBoy Victory Banquet was different.  Overall winner and pro-superstar Gerard Bouchelle insisted that the event be opened to the public, and be held in the full auditorium instead of a private room.  CumBlast™ CEO Tommy Hoover and Show Organizer Paulo Busek quickly acquiesced when Bouchelle made clear that he was expecting – not requesting – for his decision to be implemented.  Having the party in the theater setting allowed the number of attendees to go from a few hundred to a few thousand, though the traditional attendees still got VIP treatment; the stage was set for them with low tables and cushioned seating, as if in a lounge, with a podium at the center back of the stage for the speakers. 

Among the superlatives awarded during the presentations were Most Impressive Endowment to thick-dicked Norwegian new comer, Swante Walhelm.  In his comments during the presentation, Busek told the crowd, “Despite still being a teenager, Swante has a cock that is the envy of all who see it. It’s 30-centimeter circumference sets a bar for overwhelming masculinity.  And I can tell you from experience, it is no easy task to deep throat that monster!”

The final award of the night was Most Valuable Naked Bodybuilder (MVNB), voted by fellow competitors for the one among their ranks that they can agree most represents “the aggression, hyper-confidence and masculinity of the sport."  An obviously excided Bouchelle said he was pleased to represent the rest of the competitors and to present the award himself to his runner-up, Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore.  "We are all alphas here, and are all superior to the rest of the men of this world.  We deserve honor and worship, but also need to show our brothers respect.  I am a pro, but I consider this man a peer.”

Bouchelle’s proclaimed camaraderie came after reports of a 2 hour long post-contest victory fuck session between the two teens.  “The Giant Killer’s” reputation as an aggressive and angry fucker in the Release Room (see his domination of Carlos Monza after the Anaconda) seems blunted by reports that Bamboo ended up leveraging his irresistible charm to flip-flop and ended the fuck session with his big black cock buried in the Canadian’s ass! 

That same level of sportsmanship permeated the entire evening, with many rivalries seeming to melt away as the party full of naked, hyper-masculine, muscle boys carried on into the night.  As the contest was completed this night was just a show of brotherhood and fun, with any sexual outbreaks being marked more as a celebratory and buddy-buddy attitude than any sort of need to dominate.

DO YOU THINK ALL VICTORY BANQUETS SHOULD BE OPENNED TO THE PUBLIC?

DID YOU HEAR OF ANY OTHER STORIES AT THE BANQUET, OR FROM THE RELEASE ROOM? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 31

WALHELM IS READY TO TAKE THE FINALS STAGE

ENJOYING HIS FAME: Infamously thick dicked sensation, Swante Walhelm of Norway, gives a young fan an “autograph” cum shot to the face.

The wild and boisterous atmosphere of the BeefBoy is especially heightened this year.  Mired in operational challenges and overcrowded facilities, somehow the excitement of youth and energy generated by acres of naked alpha flesh has made up for those failures by the organizers.  Plenty of the boys have tapped into that dynamic energy, and one of the most surprising to attendees is Norway’s Swante Walhelm.

Noted for his almost misanthropic attitude during the pre-show, Walhelm has seemingly done a 180 degree turn from his standoffish and isolated pre-contest training mode.  His initial avoidance of appreciation of his record-settingly monstrous cock seems to have evaporated too.  The thick dong was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock-hard in front of him and swinging dramatically with every step as he entered the exhibition center this morning.

“I feel no stress.  I’m ready to get on stage and blow them all away,” Swante says.  Swante easily dominated the Super-Heavyweight division of the collegiate class, and is ready to start the finals, where he can meet up with the competitor he is most frequently compared to, Gerard Bouchelle of Canada.

His notedly more relaxed demeanor is such a change that fellow competitors didn’t recognize him this morning.  “Of course, I am enjoying it.  All these guys are falling at their feet because they recognize that I’m superior: the top dick at this event.  I am sure that the judges will also recognize it when I get on that finals stage,” he says as he allows two eager fans the opportunity to take turns attempting to orally stimulate his hugely thick fuck stick.  “Here we go!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK CHANGED WALHELM’S OUTLOOK?

WALHELM AND BOUCHELLE ARE BOTH COMPETING AS SUPER HEAVYWEIGHTS.  WHO DO YOU PREFER? 

PRO PAN-AFRICA 2017 13

DOUTON DEMANDS SOLO SHOW BETWEEN 
PRELIMS & FINALS; FRUSTRATES OFFICIALS

RELENTLESS EXERTION OF DOMINANCE: IFNB MR. Alpha Pierre Douton took his role of 

promoter to a new, unprecedented level of demand when he demanded the Pan-Africa grant him a night to
solo flex and cum for fans.  The 3 hours of hard muscle and throbbing cock dsplay was thrilling for fans,
But has causes chaos in an already packed competitive schedule.  

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 9

REIGNING MR. ALPHA JK ROHER UNCONCERNED WITH 
COMPETITION; IN IT TO HAVE FUN, FLAUNT POWER

CENTERED OF ATTENTION: A remarkably playful JK Roher wandering among early expo attendees.
Roher seemed to be enjoying watching his fans intimidated reactions, often poppping loads in their faces
knowing they would be grateful.  Roher has been frequently spotted simply enjoying his power over men,
as if this event was one of his private, self-centered seminar events. 

Reigning IFNB Mr. Alpha JK Roher is a very young a man with a very compelling personality.  He has always been an alpha male of two modes: on the one hand, stoic and self-directed; on the other hand, cocky and playful.  This duality is so fraught with a masculine tone of dominant power that fans often discover they adore the man as much as the image.  And Roher knows this about himself – that his personality oozes male ideals as much as his monstrous dick or his thick muscle – which is why he has always been a competitor who encourages the worship of his innumerable fans.

And because of the "two sides of Roher," we've seen Roher's public exhibitions take on two unique tones.  In competition, Roher is a stone-serious powerhouse of sheer will and sexual domination; he is aggressive and yet paced, earning score after score consistently to shut out competitors.  Yet Roher is often taken to fan-generating stunts and self-promotions (which almost are always successes, from the fans' perspective).  Whether it's his seminars like "Proper Deference To Your Male Superior" or his entertaining self-themed events like "Roher's Cum Shower Nude Gym Party," Roher clearly enjoys his fan's attention and has a playful, youthful side he has no problem revealing.

Now, it was a surprise to learn he was competing in the PowerDong, as he needs no qualification for the Mr. Alpha. Yet, being a competition, we would have predicted seeing the more stoic, aggressive and self-assertive JK Roher we have seen at so many high-level competitions.  However, Roher seems to have brought his playful attitude to the PowerDong, and has been noted over and over as having a strangely laid-back approach to this competition.

"Look, I know I am the best looking man in the world right now, and you do too," he explained.  "And while I will continue to always improve in ways that little men like you can not even understand, I still know that I am the most incredible stud to walk into a room – any room.  And that includes this contest.  I dominate over my peers without the need for a trophy, obviously.  So I am here just to enjoy being so incredibly perfect, and have fun flexing nude and spraying my alpha loads on lessers who adore me.  This contest has always been a fun one for me and other pros, and so I am going to just ride this one for it's fun, and put aside the concerns about qualifications. That's my entitlement as Mr. Alpha, right?"

Showing, as always, that this is a young man of competent and confident mindset.  Clearly, he is here fot the love of the sport, and without an agenda of qualification or advancing to distract his joy in being a nude muscle stud flexing and posing in front of thousands of male-power-adoring fans.

Yet there are some heavy hitters showing up this year, and particularly in Roher's weight class.  While Ballo is a far way from being Mr. Alpha, many feel the young stud stands a chance to advance and pose a threat to the higher pros like Douton and even Roher.  And meanwhile, the man who has put the most heat on JK Roher at the Mr. Alpha andother competitions, Carlos Monza, is here and looking better than ever.  So while this contest has no bearing on Roher's status in the league, this could be an event that sees someone knock Roher down unless Roher is on his game.

"You guys always make a big deal about Monza versus me," Roher said, coolly.  "I can see why you'd be obsessed with ideal men like us, but the rivalry is just not there, guys.  I am buddies with Monza, and think that dude has one of the most frightening fuck sticks in the game, with some serious male muscle to match it.  I've watched him ruin the asses of dudes and seen him put weight up in the gym, and have total respect for Monza as a fellow alpha.  Far as I'm concerned for this contest, I'm just gonna enjoy being backstage and on stage with him again – finally compared to someone worth sharing the nude stage with me!"

Roher cleverly avoided any answer to speculation that he may not be a certain bet for first place – an occurence that has not happened to him for a few years.  However, somehow our Mr. Alpha seems unconcerned entirely with the placings, and very aware that the outcome of this ine contest has no effect on his status or progress.

DO YOU THINK ROHER SHOULD BE LESS CASUAL ABOUT THE POWERDONG?  OR DO YOU ADMIRE HIS CHILLED OUT ATTITUDE ABOUT THIS EVENT?

DO YOU THINK ROHER WILL LAND IN FIRST, AS HE SO OFTEN DOES?  OR DO YOU THINK WE MAY SEE THE A RARE CONTEST WHERE ROHER IS NOT THE FINAL OVERALL?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 7

YANN PERROD ENTERS COMPETITION WITH 
TYPICAL CONTROVERSY AROUND SPONSORSHIP 

CUMMING INTO HIS OWN: The youngst IFNB pro, Yann Perrod, with wealthy sponsor Gerard Schweinz
take a momnt to pose on the expo floor suring the set up.  In between competing, Perrod will be presenting 
at the Expo with four different companies, and is financially tied to a total of nine, arousing skepticism among purists.

One of the most fascinated competitors in revent nude bodybuilding is the ever-evolving Yann Perrod.  In competitiom this long-cocked stud is known for incredible posing and making himself shoot via an arrogant swagger that wins him devited fans – and for good reason.  Long time fans of the sport know him as the brash and self-worshiping teenager wwho threw himself into the sponsorship game at a very young age, getting the enhancement boosts he needed to earn the goal he wanted: to becom the youngest IFNB pro, and the first – and still only – teenage pro nude bodybuilder in the world.

His charisma is contagious, and his non-stop self-adoring arrogance is somehow intoxicating to fans, which has helped this young stud learn how to promote himself not only as an amazing competitor, but also as a worthwhile investment for companies and wealthy individuals alike to sponsor.  Atthe IFNB Report we speculate that the boy makes between $250,000 and $300,000 anually off his monster cock and swollen muscle promoting, and is currently under contract with over 12 different businesses, all eager to milk his top-grade cum or use his fan-beloved image.

So it comes as no surprise that Perrod would be showing up at the Powerdong, and with all manner of business interests behind him.  However, as much as Perrod is a fixture in the sport and has a hugely loyal fan base, he is also well known for being a figure of conroversy, often regarded as foolishly deluded and even oppotunistic.  Controversy follows the young boy of nude muscle everywhere, fromhis early years as a body-for-hire for experimental enahncements, to the way he earned his pro status, to the one criticism that still plagues him in cometition: his cock is too long and doesnt match his physique in spite of fans being obsessively addicted to it's power.

But the young man somehow seems obtuse to the critics and controversies, continuing to lavish the worship of endless muscle and cock lovers who seek hi out because he is so eager to be employed – so long as it is to his own self-centered gain.  And his appearance in the PowerDong is true to form with controversy.  The heavuily-endosed young man is in the pockets of nine companies associated with the PowerDong – several of which underwrite the event itself.   This financial overlapleads many to wonder about potential biases towards the megastar, who has been often accused of "buying his way in" to the upper echelon of alpha male nude sports.

Perrod was very impatient when we spoke with him regarding these topics: "Look, I can not help that I am so amazing and make you feel intimidatd," he explained to us.  "I am sure right now my presence is making you all want to jerk your puny little pathetic cocks and beg me to flex.  So of course you try to fight that to report your silly news.  But you can write that I am one of the best, and always have been, and my cock is one o the most dangerous fuck sticks in the world.  I have dominatd many sponsors with it, which is where my money comes from, and so these little poducts I endorse are just lucky to have me, and not th other way around.  You have to learn to accept my status, and that I am on of the most perfect men in the game.  You need to spend more time worshipping me and getting your head right, and less time trying to create drama where there is none."

Yet in spite of his chastising, there still seems the monster-cocked "Teen Phenom" of nude muscle sport is always in the mix of complex dealings behind the scenes.  Yet he does maintain an impressive competitive progress, even if big wins still elude him in the pro ranks.  His 3rd place win in the superheavyweighs at this year's Freak Showwas his greatest achievement so far as a pro, and his recent participation in the Ravage Games won him acclaim as a true nude muscle athlete and not just a bodybuilder, due to his shocking stamina as a power ass fucker.  So we will see if his participating in the PowerDong is merely a pro entering a contest, or yet another curious bit of mischief from the younf nude muscle pro.

ARE YOU A FAN OF YANN PERROD?  DO YOU THINK THERE IS TRULY CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING HIM, OR THAT HE GETS UNFIRLY OVER-SCRUTINIZED?

ARE YOU EAGER TO SEE HIM HAVE  A BIG WIN IN THE POWERDONG?  WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HIS BEST ASSETS?

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 2

REIGNING IFNB 2X MR. ALPHA JK ROHER 
COMPETING IN THE 2016 POWERDONG! 

WORLD CHAMPION STILL A MAN OF THE PEOPLE:  A fan gets a selfie with the world's current top naked
bodybuilder, weighing Mr. Alpha JK Roher.  Roher's entrance was both completely nude and completely unexpected!

The first day of registrations for the 2016 PowerDong kicked off with a surprise that took excited fans by storm.  Unless you've been under a rock, you have already heard the social media buzz: reigning two-time IFNB Mr. Alpha, JK Roher has entered the SuperHeavyweight class!

Roher, the youngest Mr. Alpha in IFNB history, has always been beloved by fans for the way he makes himself so accessible.  Known for regular marketing stunts that bring him directly in contact with fans in exciting ways.  "It's all part of his mission," his publicist told us in an email.  "Mr. Roher seeks to promote the sport of nude bodybuilding by allowing fans to admire his perfect, dominant shape up close, and allow them to appreciate the shape of a real man and flatter him in person."

Roher's most recent fan junket was the summer-long self-promotion that kept him out of competition for several months.  The promotion, as you probably already know, was the "JKR: Hard At The Gym Tour," where Roher showed up at local gyms naked and hard unannounced.  "I know a chance to be in my awesome presence would make any dude get to the gym as much as possible," Roher said of his stunt. "So I both get the attention my perfect body and cock deserve, but also encourage men to dedicate to the gym more!"

Apparently, the entire Hard At The Gym promotion was a long set-up for this very-surprise entry into the PowerDong.   No one knew Roher would be competing, and while pros have to pre-register, Elite pros are allowed day-of entry.

Many competitors are obviously intimidated by the idea of being in a contest with the known-best.  However, Roher is usually known for improving over the run of contest rounds, giving some of the lower-ranked pros at least a chance to shine a little in the Super heavyweights.

ARE YOU EXCITED THAT MR. ALPHA JK ROHER WILL BE COMPETING AFTER SUCH A LONG BREAK?

HAVE YOU SEEN ROHER COMPETE BEFORE NOW?

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 28

RAUL RUBENEZ AND PIERRE DOUTON SHARE MUTUAL ADMIRATION AT FAN BANQUET.

OLD GUARD, NEW DREAMER:  Raul Rubenez, still with a load of Pierre Douton's spunk on his face,
takes a moment during the Post-Contest Fan Banquet to pose with one of his long-time idols in the sport.

IFNB pro Raul Tubenez has made no secret about his admiration of long time veteran of the pro naked bodybuilding ranks, Superheavyweight Pierre Douton.  Indeed, it was Douton's early pro years that were partly responsible for inspiring Rubenez to take up naked bodybuilding:

"I remember the first time I saw a photo of his naked muscle and being fascinated by the size and power of his throbbing hard dong.  I was always obsessed with muscle as a kid, but when I saw how he f;exes with his herd on proudly declaring his masculinity, I was amazed!  The sight of that giant fuck stick shot through me and made my own big dick get rock hard.  Not because it made me horny – it was something deeper and more manly.  

"It was like a raw, pure male connection; it was like a pure testosterone rush came over me, and while it was a horny feeling, it was not like the way you want sex.  It was like a pure male animal inside me was being poked awake, and my own cock responding to the sight of Douton was telling me that there is more power to a man's physique than just the strength and size I loved to build.

"If a man's cock and muscle could mesmerize me like that, and even cause my body to respond, I knew that I want to achieve that power myself one day.  I wanted what Douton had; what all the IFNB pros had: a power of male sexuality and might that not only forced people to worship me, but also literally caused them to uncontrollably get desperately horny in my presence.  That is real male power!"

And indeed it is.  What the young Rubenez was reacting to has been scientifically proven: that the years of extreme, experimental chemical enhancements of most naked bodybuilding pros actually causes a pheromonal reaction to those nearby, literally causing a hyper-activity of sexual impulsivity. In other words; you can't consciously prevent getting blind with lust in the presence of these men.  Rubenez was merely identifying that idea in a photo at a young age.  More importantly, he was getting in touch with his own ability to become that way.

And, as we all know become that way he has.  He has been frank during the Anaconda about how thrilled he has been to share a competitive stage with Douton, but he discovered at the Closing Fan Banquet that the admiration actually was mutual.

"I know how much men admire me," Douton told us at the banquet.  "I hear all the time about how I inspire men to attempt to achieve my kind of true masculinity.  So it is nothing new to me that a young pro should admire me.  But Raul represents a level of fight and aggression I don't see often in the newer pros.  He is hungry for it; all he wants is the world to worship his muscle and men to be powerless to his dick.  He reminds me of my own early years, when I knew one day you would all beg to be in my presence.  He will go far if he remains as certain of his superiority as I am."

As close to a complement as you might get from the admirably self-worshipping ego of the amazing Pierre Douton.  The two sat with each other for much of the banquet, and seemed almost like old friends at moments.  The banquet is designed to give fans willing to afford the exorbitantly high ticket price a chance to get one last handshake with a pro before the contest shuts down, and many of the fan photos with either Rubenez or Douton had the other in the frame.

Both competitors are notoriously independent in their training, and known for doing it on their own – the result of both competence and their unwavering macho egos.  So it was thrilling for fans to see the two pros hit it off so well.  Who knows/  Maybe the stoic Douton and the excitable Rubenez may work together in the off season?

ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT RUBENEZ AND DOUTON HIT IT OFF SO WELL?

DO YOU SUSPECT THAT THEY MIGHT BECOME ALLIES IN THE SPORT BEYOND JUST CASUAL BUDDIES?

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 7

DOUTON OWNS FIRST PRELIMINARY ROUND 
WITH STUNNING MUSCLE POSING

AN ALPHA OWNS THE CROWD: Douton's size and thickness was on amazing display in the First Preliminary 
posing round, setting the bar high on muscle for this year's Anaconda.

The Preliminary Rounds of any pro naked bodybuilding contest are not a solid predicted of the outcome in the Final rounds, as we all know.  However, often the action int these early rounds sets a pace for what criteria are in hottest contest, and what the judges will be on the watch for.

Only a full package can win a pro naked bodybuilding competition – massive muscle, dangerously oversized dick and excessive cum-sprays whole flexing is thew only recipe for the real man image that naked bodybuilding defines for the world.  However, some contests that balance is fought on cock, others on cum shots – and some, like this year's Anaconda, seem to be hinging on a game of muscle.  And this was what pro SuperHeavyweight veteran of the sport Pierre Douton brought to the stage.

Mouton was thick and monstrous, with arms very swollen up since his last competitive outing.  The density in his shoulders and back stood out as he posed and flexed with a clearly smug sense of superiority – which drove fans wild!  But the pro left nothing to chance on his presentation, taking the stage with a cock far more swollen and engorged than what we typically see from Douton.  The meat he swung around while throwing up his biceps was so inhumanly thick that it complemented his godlike arms and lats perfectly.

In the Overall awayd prefer this first preliminary, it was massive size and cock-to-muscle balance that set the pace for judging, and many of the top spots in this first, early round went to SuperHeavy, Heavyweight and Megaweight competitors. While competitors are always more sexually aroused the first night of a contest, eager to be naked and hard in front of so many people, the cum flying did not seem central tot he best placements of the night.  Douton himself only blasted 9 cum shots, the competitive average for the round.  The heaviest shooter was Russian favorite, megaweight Yori Korzoev, whose flexing got him so aroused be gushed 17 shots of spunk on stage.

While there are many more rounds yet to go, if this opening is any indication of the competitive focus, this year's Anaconda will be tilted towards mass and cock-balance in the judging.

ARE YOU GLAD A VETERAN PRO WON THE VERY FIRST ROUND FO POSING?

ARE YOU HOPING CUM SHOOTING BECOMES MORE CRUCIAL IN UPCOMING ROUNDS?

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 2

NEWLY-TURNED PRO EMMANUEL NEUVILLE
MAKES THE ANACONDA HIS FIRST PRO COMPETITION

THE SWAGGER OF A PRO: Sensational new pro IFNB naked bodybuilder Emmenuel Neuville
arrives at the  pre-contest registration for the IFNB Anaconda South American Championships
with no cloths, and no bag – the way the true alphas arrive!  Self-assuming he has permission to be 
nude simply because of how beautiful his body and cock are.  

Sliding into the role of pro-level alpha muscle, Emmanuel Neuville arrived at the competition hall for registration into the 2016 IFNB Anaconda completely nude, confidently strolling in and through the building to the registration tables.  His monstrous cock was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock hard in front of him, swinging dramatically with every step of his thick torso.

Neuville has never competed yet in the pro circuit, having recently qualified as a pro-level naked bodybuilding in the AFNB Amateur Mr. France.  Having caught the eye of many wealthy sponsors, the young competitor has fast-tracked himself into the Anaconda to be sure to get some pro-level competitive experience.  But with the admirably arrogant overconfidence he exhibited, one is left to wonder if he even needs the experience to keep the spotlight on him!

Insiders are not surprised that the native French muscle god decided to fly to South America fort his first international pro naked event.  His recent clandestine meeting with multi-trillionnaire naked bodybuilding mogul Hugo Hackelberg tipped off fan followers that he would be in the next event that Hackelberg bankrolled.  And as Hackelberg has invested quit a sum of money into this year's Anaconda, it's no surprise Neuville has chosen this as his first pro competition.  However, to be under Hackelberg's sponsorship and competing at a Hackelberg-funded event may raise suspicion of favoritism.  Did the superheavyuweight muscle beast sell out on his first foray into pro competition?

We could not ascertain exactly who is bankrolling this amazing stud's first pro event, but we saw no clear signs of Hackelberg's usual high-profile branding among the Neuville coaching entourage.  While he played coy when we asked, Neuville did playfully explain how he is affording such an expensive first pro outing.

"I have this contest bankrolled by several wealthy bitches who believe as I do," Neuville grinned.  "That they owe me their money as tribute for the privilege of my presence.  And so I take it from them to do as I want; to do the thing I love: flex and cum for the world.  You see, there are two types of men in the world: alphas, and the bitches who beg for their attention.  Bitches have the money, but men deserve it.  I am amazing enough of an alpha to not worry about where the next check will come from, because let's face it: everyone wants to be associated with a man like me!"

As for Hackelberg?  "That dude is the biggest bitch for muscle I have ever met," Neuville laughed.  "He was begging to give me so much funding. I took what I want, yes, but I signed nothing with him.  He is the type of muscle slut who begs men like me to fuck him, but can barely handle the punishment he begged for,  He deserves to have his money taken, but does not deserve to be named as a sponsor if he can't even show respect to an alpha cock by not passing out while being ass-pounded!"

Which we presume means he did get funded, but is not an official Hackelberg sponsor.  That level of power play is typical of a far more seasoned pro, and if that is the level at which he dominates, all signs point to an amazing career for this new pro stud, and a great outing at the Anaconda!

HOW DO YOU THINK NEVILLE WILL DO IN HIS FIRST PRO-LEVEL COMPETITION?

DO YOU THINK HE IS SECRETLY FUNDED BY CONTEST SPONSOR, HUGO HACKELBERG?  WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE REAL STORY?

DRAGONCOCK '15 PAN-ASIA PRO 27

PAULETTE PRESS CONFERENCE: DENIES SCANDAL,
ANNOUNCES HE SHOULD BE DECLARED WINNER!

A CHAMPION UNPHASED: The Club holds a rare press conference, flexing and gloating in his superiority 
while shooting cum dominantly on reporters.  it is rare for Paulette to seek out the press, and his announcements
and confidence thrilled the audience.

Pro Megaweight Jeff "Buck" Paulette ius elusive from he press, and typically you hear more from his handlers and trainers then from the beast himself.  But with the recent pseudo-scandal of his sex rage he took it upon himself to address the questions coming into his camp.  Paulette's staff announced a press conference before the Fourth Round of Finals, assuring us that Paulette would answer questions himself – a rare occurrence!

The IFNB Report, committed to bringing you the highlights of pro level naked bodybuilding, was granted access to the press junket. Some of the highlights we have transcribed below.

Q: Buck, what happened with your sex rage the other night?

PAULETTE:  Wasn't a rage, you puny fuck.  That is my normal appetite.  I am a real man, unlike you punks, and a real dick like mine needs a lot of attention.  I should be on it now, so consider yourself lucky I am even talking to you worms.  

Q: But you didn't seem to be able to respond or hear the people trying to stop you.  You seemed completely incapable of stopping.  Even though you're a megaweight, surely that can't be normal?

PAULETTE:  Who is this disrespectful loser?  Where do you even get off talking to me like that?  Get him out of here and tell him I will find him later and power fuck his ass until he passes out. [chuckles]

Q: Didn't mean to be disrespectful–

PAULETTE:  [shouting] I said get the fuck out of here!  And you can kiss your sphincter goodbye when I teach you some respect!

At this point the reporter was removed, and Paulette sprayed cum from his cock, apparently due to getting his aggression up.

Q: Mr. Paulette, you're doing amazing in this contest.  Your sexual attacks the other night don;t seem have slowed you down.  What can the fans expect of your magnificence in the upcoming rounds?

PAULETTE:  See, not this fucker knows how to address his superiors!  I know I am amazing, and frankly when I flex I get so fucking horny because my body is huge.  You seen my pec shots last round?  I don't know how the whole room wasn't passing out with euphoria from how good I looked! I am so fucking hot, dude!  And my club here is one of the scariest cocks on earth!

Q: All incredibly true!  You're amazing!  And what can fans expect next?

PAULETTE:  My dick is so fucking awesome dudes!  I actually love whacking it and fucking with it whether it's for training or not!I have the dick every man wants!  And the body!  My arms are so giant everyone stares at me – and I fucking love it!  Goes right to my dick to be honest!  It's fucking amazing being me!

Q: Great to hear.  And I are.  So what of your upcoming strategy in the remaining rounds of Finals?

PAULETTE:  Have you ever been this close to someone who's shoulders are this big?  Amor lats this wide?  I am so thickly pumped that I am sure I must be like a god to you.  Seeing me flex is the perfect thing in the world.  And seeing my dong dick in action must be the best fucking thing in your life!

Paulette answered most of the questions by bragging about his perfect muscle – which most reporters are used to from the cocky stud of muscle.  He continued to evade most direct questions of his sex trade, but did address it in a roundabout way at one point:

PAULETTE:  You little, worthless bitches are so obsessed with my sexual power, aren't you?  I don't blame you, but wow – it's like my sex and cock is what you live for!  Well, I tell ya, I'm used to that from most people.  And I learned a long time ago that, unlike anyone else, I have the right to do whatever I want with my cock.  It's just natural law; I am a real man, so when I fuck I am doing the hole a favor.  It's my right because I am so perfect.  So when I get started it's not like I am thinking there is some other way to be. Like the other night; it didn't make sense to tell a perfect man that he is not allowed to do whatever he wants with his cock and muscle. 

He flexed his pecs, bouncing them arrogantly, and pumped out s quick load after that, smiling with pride.   Later in the conference he made this comment:

Q: Will we see history happen at the DragonCock this year, with he first non-Asian to take the overall prize?

PAULETTE:  Fuck yes you will.  In fact, I am the winner.  The rest of the contest is for show.  I won it.  This thing is over.  No one can beat me this year,.

Q: Mr. Paulette – do you mean the judges already named a winner prior to finishing the Finals?

PAULETTE:  They should!  Right?  Look at me!  If the judges had half a mind, they can see that they don't need the rest of the contest. I AM THE CHAMPION.  Period.  They should just announce it so we can all go home.  I am going to fuck over the competition like my monster dick ruins fuck holes, and if they keep going with the finals, I am just going to fuck over the competition harder!  I declare myself the winner because I am perfect and deserve it.  It is a fact in my mind.  And should be in yours!  

But of course, the contest is not over.  Yet it was remarkable having Buck Paulette declare himself the winner! The conference was an amazing moment in theirs year's intensely contested DragonCock. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALPHA MAN BUCK PAULETTE'S POWERFUL AND DOMINATING WORDS AND ATTITUDE?

DO YOU AGREE THAT HE IS BASICALLY THE WINNER?

ALPHA MUSCLE COCK RESORTS 9

ICONZ RESORT HOSTS JK ROHER ALPHA WORSHIP
WEEKEND CONFERENCE, HOSTED BY ROHER HIMSELF!

Reigning two-time Mr. Alpha JK Roher hosts a special weekend inviting alpha muscle studs to worship his perfection

and enjoy special sessions hosted by the world's current most perfect alpha muscle man.

Fans of reigning two time Mr. Alpha JK Roher know he is a master of self-promotion.  One of his greatest joys is showing off his muscle and cock relentlessly to fans who are driven into a state of complete sexual madness by his sheer presence.  So it is no surprise that Roher is hosting a week long conference at the world famous Iconz Resort dedicated to – what else? – pure adoration of the most perfect man on earth.

The week will be a casual program centered on Roher, and only the most lucky muscle studs will be able to get tickets. There will be many demonstrations of Roher's potent and ever-horny monster cock, as well as free form group cock and muscle training sessions.  All guests will be required to pound hole a minimum of 12 times each day or more.

Iconz was the lucky winner of 7 resorts all bidding to host the current Mr. Alpha's self-indulgent celebration, and was chosen because of it's well managed operation focused on muscle cock indulgence.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ROHER'S VACATION WEEK WILL INCLUDE?

POST BRIEF TALES AND IDEAS BELOW!