PROGRAMMING NOTE

TAKING A SMALL BREAK

A LITTLE DOWN TIME: Like BeefBoy MVNB Bamboo, we’re taking a little down time.

We appreciate all our readers and commenters at the IFNB Report.  We’ll be taking a week off and starting up again on Monday, May 7th with a new series. 

In the meantime, please check out the archive posts.  ALL archived posts have been added back to the blog (so no need to go to the archive site anymore), so please check out the “Archive” label or go back to August 2012 and back to check it out. 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 43

BAMBOO ALIGNS WITH HUGO HACKELBERG

GETTING RIGHT INTO THE SWING: Bamboo settles immediately into the Spring Break reverie at Buster’s Beach Resort by connecting with “bro-down” leader, college Football player Steve R. Tadger.

There is usually a rush after shows, especially shows where younger or amateur naked bodybuilders perform well or garner significant attention, for those young men to parlay their momentary fame into contracts and endorsement deals.

Fresh off his 2nd place finish in the BeefBoy, and his first major international competition, Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore wasted no time in attaching himself to a one of the biggest names in naked bodybuilding.  Buster's Beach Resort, part of the Hackelberg Group’s Compound Male Resorts company, announced that Bamboo would be headlining the final week of their annual Spring Break Bacchanal.  Buster’s is famed for hosting the largest all-nude, muscle-only spring break in the world.

Buster’s Spring Breaks are well known for two events, their sober “Drunk on Muscle” event, which is geared towards in-training collegiate athletes and attracts the under-21 crowd, and their SPH (sperm-production hyperdrive) fueled “Bro-downs.”  Buster’s Bro-downs are famous for the liberal use of recreational SPH, which turns even hardcore heterosexual athletes into aggressive, single-minded, sex-crazed muscle monsters who are unstoppable from forcing sex on any man within their grasp.  The Buster’s resort includes dedicated “Bro-down Pits” on the pool deck and in the open shower rooms staffed by highly trained employees that let groups of up-to-18 young, SPH-frenzied, large-cocked muscle studs shoot loads in faces, up asses and into mouths without stopping, sometimes for hours on end.

“I don’t need alcohol or SPH to party – I’m horny enough already.  But I’m happy to come out and party with a bunch of likeminded muscle nuts like myself,” says Bamboo. “But my cock is ready to take on any challenge these straight studs put up to it!  I’m really happy Hugo invited me to come down to do this.”

Hugo Hackelberg himself published the following statement:
I have been incredibly impressed in my private meetings with Jevaun over the past few days with his incredible charisma and undeniable charm.  At just 17 years old, he already has the bearing of a much older pro Bodybuilder.  I’m sure that with his phenomenal physique, aggressive cock, and nearly unlimited quantities of cum, his star will just continue to rise and be an inspiration to all men, even those elder than himself.  I am beyond proud to now have “Bamboo” as part of the Hackelberg Group and the Buster’s Beach Resort communities. 

Hugo Hackelberg, the Swedish millionaire famed for his endless promotion of naked bodybuilding and liberal support of a cadre of naked bodybuilders, has been a controversial figure both in the NB circuit and in the greater world.  Accusations that he has influenced and shaped the current sport of Naked Bodybuilding to his own tastes by the use of his limitless personal assets and the number of NB servicing companies under his Hackelberg Group conglomerate (including businesses related to resorts and tourism, gyms, chemical enhancement laboratories, supplement companies and cum-based beverages) are not unfounded.

DO YOU THINK IT IS WISE FOR BAMBOO TO ALIGN HIMSELF WITH THE CONTROVERSIAL HACKELBERG?

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OTHER STORIES FROM BUSTER’S SPRING BREAK THAT ARE WORTH SHARING?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 39

THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED!

THE WINNER'S CIRCLE: Exhausted and cum-covered, runner-up Bamboo and winner Gerard Bouchelle pose together after the Overall Final trophy presentation.  The teenagers playfully grabbed each others cocks as they posed for photographers.

This marks the 12th year of the iconic BeefBoy Classic, the only international show devoted solely to teen and young adult muscle cock.  It has long been the launching point for many of the new crop of naked bodybuilders these days, most notably the youngest-ever Mr. Alpha, J.K. Roher.  The excitement of youthful energy and stiff competition is usually enough to make it an event worth tuning in to for many, despite the show’s notorious organizational issues.

This year was the largest ever, and the roster of top grade teenage beef was such that many young men rose up as stars.  There are too many variables in the sport of naked bodybuilding to consider ever pegging any one competitor a lock. Conditioning, performance and timing of a competitor's peak can all be about that exact time of that exact day. There are even freak surprise dark horses who bring their game up a notch. And let's not forget the odd competitor that - by luck or happenstance - brings the best showing of his career; a freaky-pumped physique and powerful cum-cannon that can't be denied.

In the end this year, after an unprecedented final posedown where the three front-running competitors squared off in a no-holds-barred pose-off, the finalists all stood close to each other on stage as IFNB Vice President of International Competition and the show’s executive chairman, Paulo Busek came out to announce the winner.  Busek stretched out his announcement and raised the tension level higher.  And though there are no sure things, at the end of the night the judge's scorecards went with experience and precision over sheer size – 5’6” Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle was the ruler of teen naked bodybuilding. Noted for his mass and sexual posing, novice teen super-heavyweight Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore was announced runner up.

With no megaweights at this level, the top spots were dominated by the Super-Heavies.  The final overall standings were:
1) Gerard Bouchelle – Junior, Super-Heavyweight
2) Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore – Teen, Super-Heavyweight
3) Rico Bandeas – Teen, Super-Heavyweight
4) Swante Walhelm – Junior, Heavyweight
5) Yannis Kalophallis – Collegiate, Heavyweight

An unusually emotional Bouchelle punched the air in exultation, shook hands and playfully grabbed the cum drooling cocks of Bamboo and 2nd runner-up, Argentine Rico Bandeas, before coming to the podium to accept the BeefBoy Golden Phallus trophy.   In his brief remarks, Bouchelle noted that he was glad the judges recognized his superiority and that his success was the product of hard work and dedication. "Since the age of 12, good day or bad day, I was always in the gym working my body and pumping my fat dick, and that's how I was able to find my way in this sport."

Despite an earlier incident of rage fucking, Rico Bandeas was calm backstage after his 3rd place standing.  “I’m only 17.  I will be back, and I will earn my first international title next year. I’m not upset about loosing to a pro level bodybuilder like Bouchelle.  My mentor, Carlos Monza, lost to Bouchelle at the PowerDong, so I don’t feel any shame in that.  But I wish the judges would have recognized my hard work over Bamboo’s laziness.  Oh well.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BEEFBOY FINALS?

WERE THE JUDGES CORRECT IN CHOOSING BAMBOO OVER BANDEAS AS RUNNER UP? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 37

THE FINAL POSEDOWN

SO MUCH MUSCLE: Three top stars during tonight’s free posing routine at this year’s BeefBoy.  Bamboo of Jamaica, Rico Bandeas of Argentina and Gerard Bouchelle of Canada were all called out especially by the judges for the final posedown.

The third and final set of Overall finals contained a surprise.  After viewing the contestants’ compulsory and free poses, the judges called forward Teen Super-Heavyweight co-winners Bamboo and Rico Bandeas for a pose-off.  But the judges shocked the audience when they requested that Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle join the boys on stage as well.

Bouchelle had posed in the first set, but was still backstage in the pump room, keeping his muscles flexed and ready for the trophy presentation, and his cock primed by slamming it into an assortment of assistants.  He happily climbed the stage, and the resulting pose off was the most energetic of the entire show. 

Radiating an intensely aggressive sexual energy, all three posed, and strutted and cummed for over 20 minutes.  Bamboo surprised many - the pressure of this final pose seemed to make him drop the casual attitude he had been exhibiting and he was as intense and focused as the other two boys as he strutted and came. Bandeas showed how his dedication to practice and perfection served him well, and he was near flawless, though maybe a bit wooden.  And despite his last minute call up, Bouchelle was his usual consummate pro. 

The pure Alpha energy and hardcore posing was so intense that there were unverified accounts of audience members spontaneously hands-free ejaculating in the aisles.  The same excitement seemed to effect the final lineup as well, with Bamboo at 15/19, Bandeas at 12/13 and Bouchelle at 16/18 cum shots a piece - none perfect, but all so close.

The judges have been sequestered as they make their final decisions, but have requested that each of the top teens visit them in turn.  No word on what these secret meetings were about, but we hope to know soon who the newest BeefBoy champion will be.

ANY GUESSES ABOUT WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE TOP PRIZE?

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE JUDGES MIGHT HAVE BEEN MEETING WITH THE COMPETITORS ABOUT?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 28

BANDEAS AND BAMBOO FACE OFF: IT’S A DRAW!

TWO BULLS LOCK HORNS: Teen front runners Rico Bandeas and Bamboo faced off in a second “sudden death” posing round after falling into a unbreakable tie during their first routines.

Statistically rare, the teen super-heavyweight competition boiled down to not just one, but two ties between front runners Rico Bandeas and Bamboo.  Judges score on a ranked system, placing the competitors in a ranking of numbers 1 through 10 on the 10 factors they judge for.  The total scores lead to the final placements.

Both boys posed magnificently, and though both are still teenagers it was noted that they carried themselves with the gravitas of truly seasoned heavy-weights.  They each stood apart from the rest of the contestants, and both seemed to focus solely on the other one – tracking their moves, matching their poses, and even seeming to go for a cum-for-cum shoot off; each shot 18 times, though Bandeas admittedly showed more control and near perfect flex-timing. Bandeas also exhibited superior definition, symmetry and form, as well as a smoother and more professional routine.  But Bamboo arrived with a stunning physique, bulging and almost bursting with size and mass, and a cock of stunning beauty and volatility – spraying absolutely massive loads over judges and competitors alike.  Worries that his extensive social activities leading into the competition might deplete his performance were roundly rebuffed by a stellar showing.  However Bamboo’s posing was sometimes stiff and sometimes sloppy, so the final judge’s placements left the boys in a tie for first!

It was decided after the judges could not come to a decision to break the tie, to request the boys execute a second free pose routine together.  The two posed and sweated, and cummed for almost 25 minutes as the judges continued to deliberate.  Bamboo continued to impressively drop 11 additional thick and full loads of man juice, however he only perfectly timed 5, whereas Bandeas landed an impressive 8/8 timed shots.  The two were both called down off the stage to pose directly in front of the judges table, where the judges felt both of their bodies and tasted both of their fat, cum-slicked fuck-sticks.  After additional deliberation and a huddle with show organizer and IFNB VP Paulo Busek, it was announced that each boy was a winner and it was another tie – both would advance as the super-heavyweight teen to the overall finals.

“Although very rare, it does happen’” says Busek. “Both of these young men performed magnificently, and we went over every score several times.  We went down to even comparing the taste of their seamen.  It was a complete draw.  Both of these men are meant to be Alphas, and we could not narrow the field to just one.”

DO YOU THINK IT WAS FAIR TO CALL IT A TIE, OR SHOULD THEY HAVE SELECTED ONE WINNER?

WHEN THEY GET TO THE OVERALL, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL FAIR BETTER? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 25

BAMBOO TAKES DELAY IN STRIDE

MORE TIME TO TRAIN: Super heavyweight Bamboo took the delay in the start of the teen competition as an opportunity to spend some extra time back in the 24 hour gyms training. 

In contrast to the explosive reaction by some competitors, notably his fellow super-heavy teenager Rico Bandeas, Jamaican phenomenon Bamboo seems exceedingly relaxed.  He returned to the dorms and went back to what he had been doing in the days before; spending his time prepping with his fellow competitors. 

"Why would I worry about one day delay?" asked Bamboo, plunging his ebony pole into the ass of a Russian middleweight. "I just went back to training so I can make sure I'm stimmed and ready to dominate tomorrow. I already know I am going to be the best competitor up there. Everywhere I go, men are falling to their feet so they can fully take in mt greatness. Even pro bodybuilders. So why wouldn't the judges be the same?"

Striking a double bicep as he shoots a huge load into the moaning Russian, he sneers, "I'm a natural - I don't need my daddy to pay my way into being a success."

WILL BAMBOO'S PLAN HELP OR HURT HIS CHANCES?

WHO DO YOU THINK BAMBOO WAS REFERRING TO? 

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LAST MINUTE ARRIVAL

READY TO ROLL?: Bamboo arrives at the check in desk for BeefBoy backstage.  Some noted that he seemed tired and distracted, though his body still looked amazing. 

True Alpha-male bodybuilders have sometimes been accused of being dramatic.  But the truth is that the mindset of these men who are the epitome of masculinity are rightly focused on themselves.  They understand that they are exemplary specimens of what a man should be physically, and that their own level of self-absorption and self-adulation should only be equaled, and exceeded, by the members of the public that they allow to interact with them.

At this year’s BeefBoy, there have been many comparisons of young buck Bamboo to reigning Mr. Alpha Pierre Douton, and it goes beyond just the thick black cock. Their shared extreme self-assurance bordering on risky impudence, combined with a demandingly cocky and aggressive attitude to force lesser men to submit to their demands  – have been noted.  The big difference between the two is that Douton’s insolence is replaced in Bamboo by a disarming charming.

“I am sure they would have waited for me.  I am worth that.” He says with a wink, not a bellow, like Douton would. Bamboo was testing the limits for the final competitive sign in – arriving backstage with just 2 minutes before sign in finished and stage competition started.  “I was training up until the last minute, and had to rush down,” he says, a dollop of cum splattering off his lengthy dick.  So far his experiences in the pre-contest have been noted for the extreme amount of time spent fraternizing with the other contestants, and the joyfulness that he has taken in dominating boy after boy that he’s met.  That seems to have been his overriding focus so far, to the exclusion of sleep, muscle training and posing prep.  Like Douton, some have been left wondering if all Bamboo’s time spent obsessing over himself has left him unprepared to compete at the level required of a champ.  Only time will tell.

DO YOU THINK BAMBOO HAS SPENT ENOUGH TIME PREPARING FOR THE CONTEST?

DO YOU SEE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN BAMBOO AND MR. ALPHA PIERRE DOUTON? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 14

IN THE DORMS, BAMBOO IS ALREADY THE LEADER OF THE PACK

SOCIAL LEADER: Jamaican teen Bamboo takes full advantage of the fraternal atmosphere and his own magnetism to meet the hundreds of other competitors in the dorms

The BeefBoy dorms are renowned for their rather wild atmosphere and unpredictable encounters.  Unlike all other IFNB show, because of the age of the majority of the contestants, all competitors must stay in the dorms for the duration of the event, and must stay 100% nude at all times.  You can imagine the energy when hundreds of muscular and dominant teenagers converge for days in this kind of pressure cooker atmosphere.  Some of the more retiring or focused boys will shy away from the shenanigans, but other’s will revel in them.

One of the boys most taking advantage of the social atmosphere is Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore from Jamaica.  Despite it being his first ever BeefBoy at age 17, in just a few short days Bamboo has come to be the obvious social leader of the dorms.  His ubiquity around the common areas and popping up in the other boy’s dorm rooms have left more than one person asking if he is getting any sleep at all?

“I need to dominate wherever I go.  It happens naturally whenever I arrive somewhere, that these other boys can sense that I demand respect,” says Bamboo as he slides his lengthy cock into the ass of a collegiate competitor.  “I cannot rest until they all understand my superiority.  I got a lot of practice in correctional school making sure the other boys knew I was getting the respect I deserved.  Like then, all of these boys will all end up begging for it, I promise you.”

Still coated in a face full of Bamboo’s cum, Bolivian collegiate middleweight Hector Garcia says, “He is impressive for sure, but more so he has such charm and is so engaging. I rarely use anal stim in my regular workout schedule, and yet I have opened my hole to him 3 times this week alone.  He is so good natured and makes the point that we boys need to work with the other boys to we are all at the top of our game.  It really is quite extraordinary and we all seem to find it impossible to say ‘no’.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BAMBOO’S IDEA OF BOYS-HELPING-BOYS COOPERATION? 

DO YOU THINK BAMBOO IS SPENDING ENOUGH TIME PREPARING FOR COMPETITION OR IS HE JUST SOCIALIZING? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 08

24 HOUR FACILITIES NEW FOR THE BEEFBOY

TAKING ADVANTAGE: Jamaican teen competitor “Bamboo” has been taking full advantage of the 24 hour offerings at this year’s BeefBoy, including this personalized stim workout with an IFNB sponsored educator in the host hotel gym.

A single hormonal teenager left to his own devices can need plenty of distraction to stay out of trouble.  Now imagine amplifying this by several hundred boys. And then make these the most active, demanding, muscular and horny boys on the planet.  Now you can understand the infamous reputation the BeefBoy Classic show has had for its entire run.

“As this is the largest BeefBoy we have ever hosted, we want to make sure it runs cleanly and smoothly this year,” says IFNB Vice President of International Competition, and the show’s executive chairman, Paulo Busek. “We cannot avoid the past reputation for mischief and shenanigans during prior years, but this year we want to make sure we are channeling the youthful and vibrant energy here into a unforgettable display of professional Alpha Male sporting.”

Intrinsic to this plan seems to be a commitment by the IFNB to keep the boys busy and distracted.  For the first year ever, the contest facilities will have their facilities open 24 hours a day, meaning the three gymnasiums, pump rooms, pools, cafeterias, lounges and game room will be available to the young competitors at all hours of the day whenever they are looking to engage in activities physical or social.  There is also a full schedule of IFNB sponsored classes, training sessions, a small exposition and select live performances to occupy more of young men’s time.

Says Paulo Busek, “These young Alphas are the future of Naked Bodybuilding, and the IFNB has done its best to create the finest experience possible for these boys, and we expect this year will be the most impressive BeefBoy Classic yet.”

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ANY FUTURE OR PAST BEEFBOY STORIES THAT ARE WORTH REPORTING?

WHO DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE RECRUITED TO PERFORM FOR THESE HORNY YOUNG MEN? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 05

HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR ONE-NAME WONDER “BAMBOO”

EXCITED TO BE SHOWING OFF: Early favorite Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore blows a thick load of cum simply from doing sit ups. “When I flex, I cum. As should everyone else,” the teenager says.

Despite the young age and often unknown status of most of the competitors at the BeefBoy, there are usually a few that come each year with some buzz.  So far one of the most prominent stand-outs is Jamaica’s Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore. Despite registering with his given name, the incredibly well-built teen insists on only being referred to by his nickname, Bamboo.

The word on the 17-year-old is all the more outstanding because he seemed to come out of nowhere over the past year to dominate the amateur teen leagues with his outstanding physique, dominating fuck-stick and supremely cocky attitude. His charm and exotic looks haven’t hurt either.

“I have always been a very headstrong kid,” says Bamboo.  “After lower school I ended up at the Hill Top Juvenile Correctional Centre in the town of Bamboo after a few run ins with the local constables. From the age of 11 I was already very well-muscled and had a really large dick.  I was so horny as a kid that I would whip out my cock at any occasion to show how hard it would get and how much cum I could shoot.  But when I got to Bamboo, that is where I learned about discipline and I devoted time to growing my body and dominating all the weaker boys there – both with my physical strength and making them respect my huge manhood.  I loved showing off and making smaller guys watch me flexing naked and cumming. By the time I left, I did not wear any clothes at all as it wasn’t right to cover all of this.  Even the guards knew to respect my alpha-ness.  Everyone called me “Bamboo” because I so dominated that town.”

Despite his apparent arrogance, Bamboo’s natural charm and looks have left him popular with the other boys.  “Naked bodybuilding is an international sport.  I already have dominated all the other Caribbean boys at amateur competition, so I’m eager to meet all the other guys here.  I am going to be an international superstar so I need to make sure I know who I’ll be seeing at all the pro level competitions in the future!” he says with a wink.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BAMBOO’S CHANCES IN THE COMPETITION SO FAR?

DOES HIS POPULARITY AMONG HIS PEERS SURPRISE YOU?