BEEFBOY CLASSIC 22

THE STAGE COMPETITION STARTS!

A WAVE OF CUM: The opening preliminary round of the Collegiate Middleweight division set a BeefBoy record for the sheer amount of seamen produced by the competitive young men. 

There are so many reasons that he BeefBoy is a different competition than other internationally sanctioned shows.  Because of the age of the bodybuilders, the pre-competition period is the longest in the IFNB, and lasts for many days before the actual competition gets underway.  The organizers want to give the young men plenty of time to adjust and be ready to present at a professional level of competition.  However sometimes the extended time together can make that plan go awry, in good and bad ways.

This year one of the noted side effects right on this first day is a noted excess of cum from the collegiate division. During pre-contest reviews, it was noted that the collegiate boys, on the whole, had overall good musculature but conditioning and the cockmeat on display wasn’t exciting.  Many blamed this on the last-minute rush to enter, meaning that many college boys hadn’t really been solidly focused on training.  However having so many boys crammed together with huge amounts of testosterone coursing through their veins can lead to exceedingly horny results.  This is often the case for the Teen division, where the boys are younger, less experienced, and may naturally have higher spikes in testosterone as they are still working through the end of puberty.  However, this year the collegiate competitors actually set records for their overall horniness.

To those critics and may other’s surprise, the collegiate boys not only performed but they broke records!  The first preliminary round of Middleweight boys had cocks that were dangerously on fire, and there was a noted excitement in the auditorium by the sheer amount of ejaculation coming from the stage, and the audience during the competitive view.  In total, despite some noted poor timing, every single middleweight competitors shot at least 9 cum shots each during compulsories – a record for competitors in the first round at any past BeefBoy. There was so much cum blasted that it required a break after each round of boys to clean the stage, as well as the juror’s table and the two front rows.  It got to be so much that after the second round, the professional judges, IFNB officials, and audience elected to stay completely nude to allow for easy clean up of the liberal and constant splashing of man juice over them.

Despite a somewhat dis-organized start, there are hopes that the level of horniness on display today is a harbinger that the competition will be a good one.  The initial coolness to the collegiate competitors brings the hope that the Teen and Juniors divisions, which start tomorrow and the day after respectively, will bring even great performances of bulging young muscle and extraordinary sexual excitement.

ARE YOU EXCITED THAT THE COMPETITION IS FINALLY UNDERWAY?

DO YOU THINK THE TEENAGE AND JUNIOR DIVISIONS WILL PREFORM AT THE SAME LEVEL OF HORNINESS? 

PRO PAN AFRICA 2017 9

LIGHTWEIGHT ROB SWAZILA SETS PRO LEVEL
SINGLE-ROUND CUM-FLEX RECORD FOR HIS WEIGHTCLASS

STILL HARD AND FLEXING: IFNB Pro Lightheavyweight competitor Rob Swazila moments after realizing he broke a
league-wide cum-flexing record for the lightheavyweight class during the preliminary rounds.

When you deal with men who are, literally, the masculine ideal, almost every act they make seems amazing to us.  Their ideal physiques swollen with muscle fascinate us.  Their relentless sexual domination subdues us.  And their cocks – those majestic, ideal, hyper-enhanced monsters with which they exert their masculine dominance – utterly hypnotize us.  With so many assets, it is rare that you can pull just one single moment out from a naked bodybuilding competition to spotlight.

Yet every once in a while, a moment so majestic occurs that it literally defines an aspect of true masculinity for the world.  Lucky for fans, one of those moments happened during the Fifth preliminary Round of the Pan-Africa, where previously little-known lightwheavyweight Rob Swazila set a new cum-flexing record for the lightheavyweight class.

One aspect of the IFNB league organization that is rarely discussed yet highly relevant is their thorough records-keeping.  For nearly 50 years (longer when you look at the reports of the earliest days of American naked bodybuilding), the IFNB has kept track of numerous records of competitors pushing the limits of what true, glorious masculine dominance can mean for the world.  Most pro competitors who have been in the sport for a long time will know several records and the names of past stars who achieved feats of male prowess, but ironically most fans only know scant records.  So it was a surprise thrill when the audience in attendance at the Pan-Africa learned they had witnessed a moment of naked bodybuilding history take place.

The record for cum-flexing in the pro lightheavyweight division was most previously set by Argentinian pro Jaime Retalgo in 2002.  Retalgo, who traveled to Australia for the  IFNB Throbbing Aussie Pro Invitational that year,  blasted a glorious 27 cumshots total and timed 19 of those delicious spunkloads perfectly with his poses.  The average cum loads of lighheavyweights trends at around 10 to 12 cum shots total, so even just cumming more than 15 times in a lightheavyweight division is impressive enough, let alone over 20, because lightheavyweights rarely have enhanced cocks at the same degree as their far more muscular counterparts.  Meanwhile, the more excessive a cock is trained to cum, the harder it is to time such a relentlessly horny beast, and thus makes the timing with poses a skill challenging to master.

But during the Fifth Prelims of this year's Pan-Africa, a little-known lightheavyweight clobbered Retalgo's amazing feat with 22 perfectly timed cum shots!  Swazila's skill in timing that much sperm was incredible, as he seemed guided by his cock as he flexed, only having spontaneously uncontrolled cum loads 7 times of his 29 on stage shots. Seeing a muscular stud flex himself to ejaculating so many times sent the crowd into an uproar, and it was clear Swazila knew that he was approaching the record.

"When I turned pro a couple year ago, I knew my body was most competitive as a lightheavy, but my cock needed to show my dominance better," Swazila told us.  "I started working hard cock training and heavy enhancement cycles. I was always mainly into the muscular training, but when I took my dick to the next level, I got hooked immediately!  Then again, I had the best naked bodybuilding trainer."  Swazila is referring to current Mr. Alpha himself, Pierre Douton, who had trained Swazila for several months back in 2015.

"Douton was one of the most inrense cock trainers I had ever worked with, and it was his brutal style that reallyhelped me reach a new level in this sport," Swazila told us.  "Such intense training!  Things like, I don't know.  Like, dtainingdrills where I was forced to keep my cock inside an NBA's ass for 8 to 10 hours straight, while Douton and other cocks fucked my ass to stim my dick into responding more frequently.  it was gruwling, being sandwiched between so much muscle, having my prostate hammered for hours to force my body to get harder more often.  Of course the chemical enhancement cycles I was on also made my cock insanely responsive – there were weeks in trainign where I was like a fuck zombie, literally going insane unless my cock was being worked, or sucked, or used to fuck hole!"

One thing Swazila also mentioned was that he thinks the controversial cock and spern enhancing drug SPH is given a bad reputation. "I never tried SPH until Douton trained me.  At first I was frustrated at the response – literally blacking out and learning I had fucked 15 or 20 dudes and couldn't be stopped but not remembering – just feeling awesome inside.  That lack of cock control messed with my head.  But while you can never quite predict how SPH will hit you, I've gotten pretty intuitive at it.  And yes, it was a risk to dose before the Fifth Prelim, but everything seemed on point, and clearly I made the right call with a mild dose.  I mean, my cock was on fire, and every time I flexed I could feel my nuts wanting to explode.  It feels amazing when it doesn't take you down, so while I agree it is not for everyone, you're looking at a man for whom SPH dosing worked perfectly!"

Of course, this was all told 12 hours later. Swazila's dose seemed to kick in more heavily right after the class was out, while he was in the Release Room.  he glazed over and was chronically jacking off, and anyone who approached the drooling, obsessive, babbling horny stud was almost immediately and forcibly mounted and fucked.  "Look, I am not saying SPH is always prettuy," Swazila laughed.  "But most of those affects you don;t fully remember anyway, so as they happend out of the competition, who cares?"

"Besides, think of the lucky NBAs who got mercilessly pounded by this amazing record-holding cock!!!"

ARE YOU AS IMPRESSED WITH SWAZILA AS MOST FANS WERE?
WHAT OTHER RECORDS ARE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT IN IFNB HISTORY?

PRO PAN-AFRICA 2017 6

SUPRHEAVY JOFF BALLO MAINTAINS CONSISTENCY,
YET CANT BREAK FIRST IN FIRST THREE PRELIM ROUNDS

REPEAT PERFORMER: IFNB Pro Superheavyweight Joff Ballo is the competitor fans have shown up

in droves to witness at his best. yet, as he so often does, he has maintained a consistent yet not perfect game

in the early rounds of preliminaries. 

Hands pressed to the waist, chest swung upwards, monstrous lats spread wide, hard on bounces slightly, then in the peak of a lat spread, starts smattering wads from it's swollen head.  It's what Joff Ballo does best; technically perfect posing with brilliant cum shots.  You would be able to hear that hot, delicious sperm spattering onto the judges table if not for a caucus crowd in the auditorium, thrilled at viewing what is the best of the technical side of the sport.

Yet this is what Joff Ballo has always brought.  In his short few years as a pro naked bodybuilder, he has evolved into one of the most reliable competitors to have on stage.  A young man clearly aware of his own superior masculinity, perfect body, and clear on how much men idolize him, he is truly in love with he sport of bodybuilding.  Yet many argue that love sometimes runs an obstacle to his ability to win big.

You see, Ballo enjoys the sport so much he sometimes just basks in it's glories without giving as much fight to the game. So his technical posing and cumming is often on point, yet it lacks the aggression needed to supersede other competitors to a big win.  This has always been his downfall, and what fans have been hoping to see a shift from in his outing at this year's Pan-Africa.

It has been no secret that he has enlisted the coaching of one of the most competitive and ruthless coaches in the game, reigning Mr. alpha Pierre Douton. Many are hoping mouton;s arrogance and aggression will rub off on Ballo, to produce a truly indomitable naked bodybuilding champion.  As Douton has been pumping countless loads into the young super heavyweight, it would seem reasonable to expect Ballo to evolve a hyper masculine aggression.

And yet for the first three rounds of Preliminaries, Ballo delivered his typical consistent game.  Now, that game is still mighty impressive – with his incredible lat spread being one of his classic crowd-pleasers.  yYet he has placed second in all of the first three Prelim rounds; once behind Megaweight Matt Ogenkue, and twice behind an amazingly well-equipped John "Snake" Assombo.

Fans who follow naked bodybuilding closely know, however, that Douton himself – in spite of his erratic competitive moves and hyper-aggressive dominance – is also typically a VERY consistent competitor. Just because his random moves stand out so much does not mean he is somehow erratic; Douton is actually known for his remarkably consistent posing and cumming most times. It is just the conservative nature of Ballo that Douton differs, and hopefully that Mr. Alpha will coach some of that aggression into Ballo before the Finals.

Now, in the Preliminary rounds, being consistent n any placing is actually not a bad strategy.  Remember, the goal in the Prelims is to earn your sport in the Finals, and so consistency is one way to do it.  And Ballo's posing, muscle fullness, tightness, and cock have been absolutely consistent.  With a physique that is swollen and thick and seemed to barely change from round to round, he is delivering muscle that judges favor.  Meanwhile, his cock scores are almost carbon copies of each other; his posing-timed-cumshots to overall shot ratios were 8/10 in the first round, 7/10 in the second, and 8/11 in the third.

Consistency will assure his spot in the Finals – which no one ever really doubted – but if this even-keeled game continues, Assombo may once again narrowly dodge his cane at an overall.

DO YOU THINK ASSOMBO WILL, AS HE USUALLY DOES, KEEP TO HIS CONSERVATIVE (IF AMAZING) GAME?
OR DO YOU THINK THERE IS STRATEGY BEHIND HIS CONSISTENCY?