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SNAESSON PREPARES FOR THE OVERALL FINALS BY LETTING OFF STEAM

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY? Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson gets oiled by an aspiring Naked Bodybuilding assistant at a party held by a local bodybuilding club, Sociedade de Galos Flexionados.

With the divisional competitions complete, the next stop for the winners in each class is the overall Finals where they will compete against each other for the title of best BeefBoy, and the coveted BeefBoy Golden Phallus trophy.  The trophy is molded from the perfect fuck tool of 2012 winner, and youngest Mister Alpha ever, J.K. Roher. 

Now that regular competition is over and the vast majority of the horny young men taking part no longer have commitment to the competition, as is tradition, the organizers finally opened the proverbial gates and let the boys roam the host city of Lisbon.  One of the most exciting opportunities for locals and events attendees during these post-competition periods is the events hosted by local naked bodybuilding clubs.  It is a wonderful space for local aspirants to interact with competition level bodybuilders, and also a great place for different cultures to interact and learn from each other. 

Having been cooped up for days on end, many of the boys are exceedingly horny and hormonal, and despite best efforts by the organizers and authorities, there are usually a few reports of incidents and confrontations between roving bands of aggressively erect nude musclemen and locals.  This year, the Sociedade de Galos Flexionados, the largest Portuguese naked bodybuilding amateur association, opened their doors for a 6-day open house.  Sociedade director Armando Corriea gladly welcomes any and all boys who want to visit the clubhouse. “We are leaving our gym and pump facilities open for the remainder of the time of the BeefBoy.  We will be hosting workout events, classes, social hours and all-night flex parties.  Our full set of naked-bodybuilding-assistants in-training are making themselves available since we know there will be many swollen cocks, and we are supplementing them for round-the-clock use by many of our regular local bodybuilders looking to interact with this set of international competitors.  We want them to understand how welcoming the Portuguese can be.”

One of those taking advantage of the open door at the Sociedade is Sigurdur Snaesson.  He will be representing his class as the overall winner of the Teen Heavyweights, but has been at the clubhouse for at least 24 hours.  “I was about ready to burst, so when they opened the doors I was literally the first one out and on the streets, my cock super-hard and ready for some action.  Rico and a bunch of the other guys haven’t been out because they’re focused on the Finals, but I couldn’t make it all the way here and not experience the local culture.  All the locals have been so cool and really happy to have us here.  I may never leave!”

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY INCIDENTS WITH THE TEENAGE COMPETITORS NOW THAT THEY ARE FREE TO EXPLORE LISBON?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON PREPARING FOR THE FINALS, OR OUT SOCIALIZING? 

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COMPETITORS FINALLY ABLE TO ENJOY DOWN TIME

FINALLY TIME TO RELAX: Now that competition is over, 3rd place finisher Snake Assombo and 1st place Joff Ballo can go back to being "bros" and not hardcore rivals. Here they spend some time in the VIP room with a few fans at the Cumblast™ sponsored after party. 

The focus and dedication it takes to be a pro Naked Bodybuilder are second to none. After months, or even years of practice, preparation and training, a few short days of competition become the time that an Alpha male can prove his status and show that he is truly worthy of world-wide praise. It can be an intense and lonely process right up to the final performance.

IFNB professional shows though have plenty of other action going on around them besides the on stage competition, including Expos, promotional events, classes and parties.  For the most part, however, these secondary happenings  have nothing to do with the competitors who are completely focused on their performance, and are meant for the attendees, corporate sponsors, local hosts and general NBB hanger-on-ers. However once the competition finally wraps the bodybuilders are often ready to party and finally let off some steam.

The final official wrap party for the Pan-Africa, held by show sponsor Cumblast™, was attended by many of the competitors who were finally ready to let loose and have some fun. "I have been so focused on the Pan-Africa that I haven't been out in months," says overall winner Joff Ballo. "It feels so good to just go out and relax with friends after these grueling past few days."

Ballo attended with close friend and heavyweight competition John "Snake" Assombo. "It's great to finally get to be out and getting the respect we deserve," says Assombo. "After spending all our time backstage jockeying with other Alphas and dominating the NBA bitches, it's cool to hangout with regular fans and just unwind.  Sure they all want a piece of this, but who wouldn't?" he asks, gesturing to his hard log of a cock.

"Everyone wants an 'autograph' shot from my dick!" Ballo says with a laugh.  "I guess I should enjoy it while I can, since the next competition will come up soon enough."

WERE THERE ANY OTHER PARTIES YOU HEARD ABOUT AT THE PAN AFRICA THIS YEAR?

WHAT OTHER WAYS DO YOU THINK PROS MIGHT RELAX AFTER COMPETING?

OVERLOOKED MOMENTS IN 2016 1

OVERLOOKED COMPETITIVE HIGHLIGHTS FROM 2016

A special report looking back at contests we were unable to cover in real-time from the 2016 season

A YEAR OF SURPRISING VICTORIES!

ALPHA MALES POST ALPHA: The attendees of a post-competition victory party after the 2016 Mr. Alpha
prove that 2016 was a year of surprise wins in the IFNB pro ranks.  Long-time legedary pro Pierre Douton (far left) 
had some incredible improvements to a package many had thought had peaked several seasons ago.  
Yori Korzoev (center left) became one of the first NON-Brazilian pros to win the Anaconda. 
Eduardo Bedone (center), continues to blaze trails as a formr NBA-turned-high-status pro naked bodybuilder.
New pro Gerard Bouchelle (center right) proved that smaller competitors can reach top pro status.  
And Rick Ardutt of the CMCS team the Cockhawks was among the young nudemuscle athletes who 
showed that this student league of young muscle may be the future of the sport. 

We love our job at the IFNB Report.  Flying the world to see the most perfect ideals of masculinity and the male form never gets tiring!  However covering all the hundreds of competitions annually can be exhausting!  Which is why we try only to cover a small handful of the many, many contests each year.  We'd rather immerse you in the highlights of the naked bodybuilding world than over-extend ourselves with shoddy coverage.

However, that means we do not get to report on a lot of goings-on in the IFNB roster, and much less coverage of the non-pro amateur leagues, the PECS, the ANFB and the CEFB.  Which is a shame, because that doesn;t mean incredible things aren't happening there.

So, the editors pulled together a small batch of what we would consider overlooked highlights of competitions from last year that we were unfortunately unable to cover in full.

Above, we caught a picture from the Mr. Alpha victory party.  But while you're probably not surprised by seeing Bedone return to his NBA fuckbitch roots in order to cram as much massive cock up his well-stretched chute, you may be more curious to know who won the 2016 Mr. Alpha?!

We'll reveal the winner in a few posts. But for now here's our pick of the best overlooked contest moments of 2016.

WHO DO YOU THINK WON THE 2016 MR. ALPHA?
SOMEONE IN THIS PHOTO – OR SOMEONE ELSE NOT HERE PICTURED?

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ANACONDA CLOSING VICTORY PARTY: KOROZOEV 
SPORTSMANSHIP SETS TONE; RUBENEZ AWARDED MVNB

A CHAMPION HONORED BY AN ALPHA:  Pro megaweight Yuri Korozoev (aka, "Hard Red", kneeling)
poses for our cameras during the private post-competition Anaconda Victory Banquet.  Korozoev publicly
recognized the excellent work of newly-turned-Elite-level-pro Raul Rubenez by sucking the lightweight's cum
on stage (here, re-enacted after the fact) as a symbol of brotherly congratulations to Rubenez.  

It took 9 hours to clear the Release Room at the Anaconda, but indeed the overstimulated muscle brutes have had their cocks milked to the point of being semi-rational and ready to return to lives as nude alpha studs preparing for their next competitions.  But of course, not after one last hurrah: the Anaconda Victory Banquet, sponsored by contest promotional sponsor Hugo Hackelberg.

The private event was open only to competitors, their trainers and entourage, select NBAs, sponsors, and a small crowd of lucky (and well-networked) fans.  The mandatory nude party featured a speech and presentation of informal awards put together by Hackelberg.

The most notable award was given to Raul Rubenez, who was named Most valuable Naked Bodybuilder of the contest.  Hackelberg told the crowd that "the MVNB is the naked bodybuilder who fellow naked bodybuilders agree represents the aggression, hyper-confidence and masculinity of the sport."  Rubenez held his own throughout a very touch contest, and landed in 6th place to earn his Elite status.  More important was his rapid growth muscle cycles and intensely horny cum rounds – one of which set a personal on stage record for himself!  There is no doubt Rubenez deserved this honor.

The Anaconda Overall winner, Yuri Korozoev, requested to give Rubenez the award himself.  In an unexpected moment, Korozoev quickly popped the light heavyweight's cock down his throat, and within 5 minutes was gurgling the Brazilian competitor's sperm, as a symbol of congratulations.  "I know I am the alpha of this game," Korozoev smiled, swallowing the hot load from the surprised Rubenez.  "But we are all alphas here, and are all superior to the rest of the men of this world.  We deserve honor and worship, but also need to show our brotherhood and respect.  I consider this man a peer, which is why I was eager to taste his load.  We should all see him this way, because he truly proved himself alpha in this tournament!"

Korozoev, known for his wit, also added: "And let me tell you, I can taste that this dude's load is top quality!  I want to go to the gym now!"

That keynote of camaraderie and sportsmanship that Korozoev set up permeated the entire evening, with many rivalries seeming to melt away as the party full of naked, hyper-masculine, thickly-muscled, horny brutes carried on into the night.  As most of the post-contest victory fucks had already been completed in the Release Room after the Final round, this night was just a show of brotherhood and fun, with any sexual outbreaks being marked more with a jovial, buddy0-buddy attitude than any sort of need to dominate.

Hackelberg, however, had a harder time maintaining his own dignity.  Surprised by Korozoev's remarkable sportsmanship, the mega-wealthy sponsor was taken to masturbating frantically during most parts of the night, and several times was hard-mounted by one of the several young aspiring bodybuilders he brought to the contest.  Many felt that Hackelberg's awarding Rubenez the MVNB award was a gesture to bring the pro back under his sponsorship, and certainly the way Hackelberg was encouraging as many men to use him as possible but was hard not to see how he was using his money and influence to satisfy his personal, non-sport-related fantasies.

But for the most part the night was a celebration.  The cum drinking toasts were many, the new alliances and bonds were frequent, and the night was deemed overall a success.  It was an exciting and casual closing to an intense and action-filled pro contest.

WHAT STORIES HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FINBAL VICTORY PARTY OR POST-CONTEST RELEASE ROOM? 

DO YOU THINK HACKELBERG IS USING FINANCIAL INFLUENCE, OR IS HE JUST HONORING THE BEST OF THE SPORT?

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SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

TEEN PRO YANN PERROD TRIES YET 
AGAIN TO EXPAND HIS "BRAND" 

A TASTE OF SUCCESS?  The youngest-ever IFNB Pro, Yann Perrod, in a promo shot for the new party service
enterprise he is signed on with.  Period has a short history with pro naked bodybuilding, but a long history 
with attempts at  creating instant fame.

One of the longest cocks in the IFNB game belongs to a naked bodybuilder with one of the shortest careers, the young Yann Perrod, who made history being the first teen naked bodybuilders to turn pro.  Yet before he became a pro, Perrod was growing in fame due to his enormous cock and huge size for such a young man.  But much of his career has been colluded with privatized labs and industry sponsors who have funded the young star's rapidly rising career.  When he was still very young, Perrod was at one point signed by seven labs and 6 corporate sponsors, earning him the dismissive nickname of "Lab Rat" by fans not won over by the excitement of the idea of a teenage pro.

While Perrod's disparaging nickname is not as frequently used and his fan base grows, his lust for attention and fame continues to lure him into more and more enterprises, some of which succeed but many of which falls far short of winning him respect on the circuit.

For example, last year his ads for the ThrottleBench, a bench press with a motorized "anal stim" machine saw the hapless young muscle in the ad video trying to bench press 430 lbs while a fuck machine with a 20" dildo throttled his ass.  ThrottleBench failed as a company, but the videos of him being machine fucked remained out there, which many felt were an embarrassment to a man trying to represent himself as a muscle alpha.

Then there was his misfire working in a cum bar in 2015.  on the open market, enhanced sperm like Perrod's is so potent as to sells for roughly $1,200 per ounce, but price was not regulated in his contract and the pro semen was often sold at an embarrassingly low price of $150 per ounce.  Stuck in his contract, Perrod's high value spunk was undersold for three months before he was able to get out of the deal.

But in spite of these blunders, he has had successes as well.  And he is hoping being hired as the newest naked bodybuilder spokesperson for SpunkParties, LLC will be one of those golden opportunities.  SpunkParties is a high-price catering service that provides "cum-based cocktails and naked muscle entertainers" for high priced party-throwers.

"We are so exited to have young Mr. Perrod as the first ever IFNB pro naked bodybuilder to work for our premium service," the SpunkParties press release stated.  But why is Perrod the first?  Mainly due to the frequency of times SpunkParties wealthy patrons hire muscled studs to be used as fuckholes at group parties.  Most pro bodybuilders, eager to secure their perception as male alphas, try to tear clear of reputations that maker them seem less than dominant.

"I't amazing serving my cum to dozens of hungry men at these events," Perrod told us.  "I am one of the most perfect men in the world, and my perfect cock deserves that level of attention.  I think it's a great company."

When asked if he had yet been one of the aforementioned pass-around fuck bitches at a private party , Perrod dodged the question: "No matter what, I am an alpha," he said.  "SpunkParties is a great sponsor, and they bring muscle directly to the clientele in a real way."

As always, it's hard to tell if Perrod is a savvy self-marketer or a naked bodybuilding sell-out.

DO YOU THINK YANN PERROD IS A SELL OUT, OR JUST A YOUNG, SAVVY SELF-PROMOTER?

ARE YOU A PERROD FAN, OR THINK HE IS STILL OUT OF PLACE ON THE PRO CIRCUIT?

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SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015

CMCS FRATWHACK HOLDS FIRST 
"OFFICIAL" AMATEUR COLLEGIATE COMP

WHACK PACK: A room packed full of horny college men jerks off while watching the CMCS's first 
"official" amateur collegiate naked bodybuilding competition as part of their annual FratWhack Festival.

The Collegiate Muscle & Cock Sports League (CMCS) is one of the newest organizations for amateur college-age bodybuilders.  Their format is unique in the naked bodybuilding game, as competitors must belong to teams in order to compete.  While the CMCS is not sanctioned by the IFNB, it is nonetheless one of the most important independent organizations in naked muscle sports because of how it has ignited college-aged men to partake in naked muscle sports.

"College bros are way more into muscle than ever before," said the CMCS student chairman Sean Donnell.   The handsome and well built college Junior is known for his casual attitude and cockiness far beyond his years.   "Like, you go into any men's dorm on any college campus and you got bros horsing around naked, running around with hard ons and general totally chill about admiring each other's awesome shape.  SO we don;t feel so much like we're creating this attitude so much as setting it loose!"

Just as with the attitude of Donnell and the rest of his USA-based committee of student leaders, the majority of CMCS events are casual contests;  while they resemble the format of naked bodybuilding, their aim is more to excite and encourage participation rather than focus on high-stakes competition.   That focus on celebration more than competition was shown at last year's IFNB AlphaFest, where the CMCS did a series of posing demos for packed and enthusiastic crowds. And it was this spirit of fun that created the annual CMCS FratWhack a few short years ago; an annual festival weekend of naked muscle sports and bodybuilding for college aged men.  Promoted as "72 testosterone-driven hours that will pump your muscle, stroke your ego and blow your wad," FratWhack's mission is to encourage young college men to get involved with naked muscle sports through partying and participation presentations.

The only thing FratWhack didn't have was a competition.  And that changed this year as the Physique & Erection Competitive Society (PECS) agreed to manage a central contest at FratWhack '15, which is the first ever CMCS competitive event that links CMCS to the IFNB, even if indirectly through he PECS.

"Tell a college bro he can spend a weekend doing nothing but drinking beers with his bros, lifting, chilling and getting off, and of course he's gonna want to join in," Donnell laughed.  "But now tell him he can do all that and win a trophy because he also has a fat cock?  Well, let's just say FratWhack has the biggest turnout yet.  We're psyched that the PECS chose to put the contest on at our event."

Incidentally, the PECS was not the first choice of the CMCS.  They had petitioned the ANFB when they started FratWhack a few years ago, but they declined to participate.  A rep told our reporters the reason was "a concern that the festival environment would challenge our ability to manage competitor behavior."  And considering how rowdy CMCS events become, that rational makes sense.

So why did the CMCS not solicit the CEPB, who is always looking for new opportunity? "Oh fuck no," Donnell told us.  "Dude, we have enough of a problem keeping the sexual insanity in check at this thing.  And most college guys know the CEPB is a shitty league that just wants to make naked bodybuilding into a fuck orgy.  We knew that involving them would not show what real naked bodybuilding is like.  I mean, we want to have a good time, but at the heart of it we want people to respect the sport.  Because it's the best sport in the fucking world, bro!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PECS SPONSORING AN AMATEUR CONTEST AT CMCS FRATWHACK '15?

WHAT OTHER ACTIVITIES HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT HAPPEN AT THE FRATWHACK FESTIVAL FOR NAKED COLLEGE MUSCLE ?

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PRO JK ROHER'S ROHERFEST WEEKEND
A HUGE SUCCESS FOR ICONZ RESORT

A young bodybuilder is given the privilege of sucking a huge load out of the asshole of the most perfect man alive,

IFNB Mr. Alpha two years running, JK Roher.  Roherfest was a vacation week where JK Roher demanded worship from attendees

who all paid thousands of dollars for the honor of  beinge treated as a subordinate up close and person with the amazing superstar.

Icon Resort played host to the first ever Roherfest, a week long event organized by Roher so that he can have "the ultimate vacation of being admired by the top muscled bodybuilders in the game."  Only a man of Roher's profound influence over the minds and lusts of other men could coordinate such a feat of ego worship.  But it was not only a great time for Roher and guests, it was also one of the best weeks ever for Iconz.

"While we are premium priced, we are still not among the most luxurious muscle cock resorts," said Iconz general manager Mike Weller.  "yet this week our profits were sky high because of the premium event surrounding the worship of the greatest physique currently in the sport of naked bodybuilding."

Guests paid excessive fees for various privileges, including tastes of the world-famous cumloads of JK Roher – which have higher and more immediate muscle growth capacities than most extreme steroid cycles – starting at $500 a load!  But getting your ass ring destroyed by the dominant alpha fuck pole of Roher was free.  "I am the one man who has permission to fuck any hole I want," Roher bragged.  

"It is understood that I am allowed to fuck whatever, whoever, wherever and however I want.  It is just my right as a superior alpha.  So with that much muscle hole around, I figured the price these dudes have to pay for being put through such amazing ass torture for my pleasure is price enough!"

And fuck Roher did.  Weller estimates the mighty alpha's cock was used to ram ass over 100 times during Roherfest – which doesn't even account for all the other ways that mighty dong was aroused and engaged.  

Roher did allow his own as stop be filled by 8 guests at Roherfest, three times by world reknown Megaweight Buck Paulette.  "The dude has one of the most dangerous weapons int he game," Roher explained.  "And his mind is so gonzo on his extreme muscle and cock building chemicals that he is basically a violent fuck ogre.  With that kind of guaranteed quality, I knew the loads would be worth it, so of course I would want to get the edge of a Paulette load or two!"

WHAT OTHER ACTION TOOK PLACE AT ROHERFEST?

LEAVE SOME BRIEF DESCRIPTIONS OF WHAT WENT DOWN AT THIS AMAZING NAKED MUSCLE FRENZY!

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BUSTER'S BEACH RESORT STAFF OVERWHELMED
BY SPRING BREAKERS IN HORNY SPH ALPHA FRENZY

MUSCEFUCK FRENZY: this staff member at Buster's, who's job description is "to remain obediently spread legged for 

muscle alphas to do whatever they please, which is their right as superiors," typically has 4 hour shifts.  However, his slutty 

fuckboy ass cunt was perpetually ruined  for 13 hours straight by insatiable megadicks due to the overflow of horny,

 muscled, monster-cocked spring breakers who flooded into Buster's this year.

The potent drug SPH (sperm-production hyperdrive) was the result of the secret experiments of laboratories forever perfecting the ways to produce the perfect muscle cock alpha male.  The drug causes a perpetual horniness rage, and because it works via muscle cell, the bigger the muscles on the user, the more intense the hard cocked, cum-shooting affect.  Yet while this seems the perfect drug for competition, it's side effects are notorious; SPH is unpredictable in it's duration, and in 95% of cases causes an unbreakable psychosis in users, causing them to become incapable of any other act than obsessed sexual release.  And because it takes a while for it to subside, you basically have an aggressive, ass-raping, babbling, drooling, sex-crazed muscle monster who is essentially unstoppable from forcing sex on anyone and anything within it's grasp.  Clearly not a good strategy for the competitive arena.

Yet because of the thrill ride it causes, SPH has been on the steady rise among younger muscle studs over the past few years.  Because it affects larger muscles more powerfully, the sexual rages and euphoria – not to mention the rock hard erections and frequent, shooting cum loads – are a hit among the muscled spring breakers from colleges everywhere.  

Yet SPH "brodowns" (as the orgiastic sexual assault pits are playfully referred to by stud alphas everywhere) can be uncontrollable mobs of perfect muscle studs with freakishly large cocks blasting loads in faces, up asses and into mouths without stopping.  While those under the influence of SPH are part of the frenzy, those who are not under it's influence can get used for literally hours by these ultra strong, cum-crazed muscle beasts until their sex rages subside – which can last hours!

Buster's Beach Resort is the famous Spring Break destination for collegiate muscle cock athletes, and every year SPH browns have gotten more and more intense.  Yet this year was apparently a tsunami of SPH-fueled muscle fuck insanity, unlike any Buster's has had to deal with in the past.  Buster's staff of fuck boys usually work in shifts of 2 to 4 hours, legs and mouths open for the alpha's to enjoy their superiority without the need to request fuckholes.  Yet with over 180 muscled brutes in SPH sex frenzies, often the fuck staff of Buster's literally could not be extracted fro the brown fuck piles.  Many staff members were held in place by the unbreakable grips of strong muscle beasts while being non-stop power fucked by monster cock for 7, 8 and 9 hours straight, with a few incidents of perpetual, pass-around fucks lasting 12 to 14 hours!

"We will not stop hosting collegiate Alpha's at the resort for Spring Break each year," The overwhelmed manager told us.  "It is our job as inferiors to the muscle gods of this world to obey their whims and compensate for their needs.  They are the real men, and our job is to ensure they are properly respected.  We just have to prepare better if this is the trend for Spring Break in the future."

Stories of the sex frenzies of these muscled college studs have been leaking out all over the gossip vines of the world of muscle cock sports.  The Spring Break was legendary, and the stories of young muscle bucks brandishing their fuck power have become a sudden fad of fascination among fans like you!

WHAT WILD ACCOUNTS OF MUSCLED COLLEGE BROS ON SPRING BREAK HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT?

POST YOUR BRIEF TALES OF SPH-DRIVEN MUSCLE SEX "BRODOWNS" BELOW!

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DEUS ESTATE RESORT PROMOTES TO NICHE 
NAKED MUSCLE DEMOGRAPHIC: TEEN MUSCLE 

Monster cocked alpha bodybuilders spend hours pleasuring their god like cocks inside the holes of 

a n overwhelmed and ass-ruined teen bodybuilding hopeful.  

Alpha Muscle Resorts are big money, and rely on the wealthy sponsors of naked bodybuilders to survive.  So it is unusual for a resort to cater to the teen naked bodybuilding market.  Yet the Deus Estate is a smaller resort, and thus can take risks in it's promotions.  Every year Deus holds two teen bodybuilding themed vacations that invite young hopeful muscle jocks in to mingle side by side with sex-ravenous muscle behemoths hell bent of fucking everything they can hold down during their vacation stay.

The Deus Estate was formerly a mansion that was converted into the resort it is now.  With accommodations for only 40 guests total and only 4 private rooms, the setting feels more like a vacation at a house filled with naked, super hung muscle studs.   because the overhead is lower then most resorts, Deus Estate is able to cater to one of the fastest – yet still smallest – demographics in the naked muscle world: the teen competitors.  

Deus Estate's annual Training Camp is a 10-day package which hosts 20 teen bodybuilders.  However, the name of the stay is misleading, as this is not training for teens but rather for the remaining muscled brutes staying at the resort that weekend.  Teens gain experience by being "dropped in to the intense and relentless pool of alpha muscle stars, whose sex drives will mow down anyone without apology or remorse," according to the brochure.  "Come see how the pros train muscle and train cock and experience their overwhelming authority first hand."

Deus also holds it's True Beef Prize Getaway, giving 12 lucky teenage competitors from the annual IFNB Beef Boy Challenge a FREE vacation for two weeks.  With pro muscle studs outnumbering the naked teen muscle jocks 3 to 1, teens are guaranteed to learn fast how real men of the sport condition their bodies and keep their dicks primed and horny.

Yet the big winners in the teen naked muscle market are the naked bodybuilding supplement companies, and while Deus Estate is certainly gracious in their opening the resort to an often-overlooked niche, there are several sponsors who also contribute to these weekends.  Most of the products come from the cum ingestion products out there, must notably the large representation at last year's True Beef getaway by CumDown XL and MuscleBreeder.  "We are eager to get new athletes obsessed with muscle more interested in having hot muscle cum down their throat and even from behind, so making a presence at these events helps spread the efficacy of our products."

KNOW ANY TALES OF WHAT GOES ON DURING THE TEEN-CENTERED VACATIONS AT DEUS ESTATE?

POST BRIEF TALES AND IDEAS BELOW!

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ICONZ RESORT'S OPEN RECEIVER POLICY
POPULAR AMONG TOP ANAL STIM TRAINERS

Third place Mr. Alpha runner up Eduardo Bedone vacations often at Canada's Iconz Muscle Alpha Private Resort.  

The former naked bodybuilding assistant, famous for having grown muscle due to years of being bred 

with potent muscle alpha sperm, appreciates the resort's "Open Receiver" policy.

Iconz Resort in Canada is a smaller alpha muscle resort that has grown in popularity over the past few years.  Since it opened ion 1992, it has held several stringent guest guidelines, including strict rules on muscle size and cock size.  If you are not big – REALLY big – and hung – REALLY hung – you can not book a room at Iconz.  Likewise, the vacation package prices ensure that only the big boys who have wealthy sponsors can afford to spend their days playing and relaxing at Iconz.

But what Iconz is known for is it's rare and unique policy of "Open Receiving."  This means, when you stay at Iconz, you give pre-consent to other guests that your ass can get fucked by the muscle cocks on the premises.  This policy has traditionally kept many pro naked bodybuilders who are less prone to anal stim training away from Iconz, but as we all know the anal sim trend has been on the rise over the past decade, and Iconz unique guest policies has grown the resort's popularity.

"There are no fuck bitches at Iconz," said top pro naked bodybuilder Eduardo Bedone.  "or rather, everyone is a fuck bitch.  It is relaxing to be in an environment where the usual, appropriate and necessary hierarchy of alpha male fuck dominance is alleviated for a short while, and we can live the fantasy of "what if" all men took cock in their ass cunts.  While I am a firm advocate of the rigid structure of alphas being the fuckers because of how this upholds a better structure for muscle results, it has always been fun to come to Iconz and relax for a series of days and just be among monster muscle men with slutty asses like myself."

Icon luxurious space is remodeled every two years, and they feature both luxury dorms and private rooms, pool with two saunas, locker room lounge, three gym areas, posing theater and movie lounge. They also feature a high end cum bar and the unique "Open Gallery," which features comfortable benches with leg stirrups that allow a guest to have their asshole open, exposed and displayed, inviting anyone to casually stick their monster dick inside.  

ICONZ RESORT IS VERY PRIVATE ABOUT THEIR GUESTS – BUT WHICH PROS HAVE YOU HEARD SPENDING TIME AT ICONZ?

GOSSIP ABOUT WHICH AMAZING MUSCLE ALPHAS YOU HAVE HEARD SURRENDERED THEIR MONSTER ASSES AT ICONZ!

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CAZZO VILLA ASSALTO EXCELS AS "ZERO PRIVACY LUXURY" RESORT

ITALIAN DESIGN MEETS MUSCLE INDULGENCE: The check-in desk at the expensive (and expansive) 

Cazzo Villa Assalto in Italy Immediately immerses guess in a crowd of muscle and cock excitement 

with one of the largest staffs at a European alpha muscle cock resort.

Most resorts make guests pay top dollar for privacy.  Yet in the massive muscle world, heavy engagement with admirers and rivals is part of the thrill of belonging to such an exclusive set.  And the modern-designed Cazzo Villa Assalto in Italy excels at turning communal living into a titillating, muscle-immersion thrill!

If the name Cazzo Villa Assalto sounds familiar, it's because many American IFNB naked bodybuilding champions frequent the resort, among it's other international heavy-hung guests.  Megaweight Buck Paulette visits annually, along with many other big names from the American muscle cock ranks.  

One part group dorm and one part high end spa, the remarkably designed resort promises it's guests "near zero privacy" throughout their stay.  From the brochure: "Your muscles and impressive cock will be constantly watched and admired at Cazzo Villa Assalto.  Our luxurious dorm suites house 8 to 16 nude muscle men like yourself, and our gang showers allow 4 to 12 big beasts of muscle to lather up all at once.  With only 6 private toilets and 12 private Break Rooms to be shared among upwards of 130 guests, you are guaranteed to be constantly on display and watched by the admiring eyes of your fellow aroused muscle brutes!"

Low private resorts with mandatory nudity are among the most popular, and the Cazzo Villa Assalto has set the bar high with 4 separate gyms, 20 "bunk rooms", three pools, four hot tup and sauna lounges, two wrestling rooms, sun tanning garden, massage services, 7 restaurants, movie theater and more amenities for the muscle cock elite.

But where the Cazzo Villa Assalto gets its high marks is in staffing.  While the maintenance and concierge services are expansive, the villa has an entire staff dedicated to the cock needs of it's guests, including a staff of 40 to 60 "foro di uscita custodi" (release-hole custodians), a staff of exceptionally muscled young men who are on call 24 hours a day to surrender their eager holes to the needs of the cock-driven muscle guests.  Even world-famous former NBA and now Mr. Alpha competitor Eduardo Bedone worked at the villa for one summer where he "got yanked out of bed and power fucked by a herd of laughing muscle brutes at least three or four times a week."  

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