BEEFBOY CLASSIC 40

TWO TOP WINNERS

TOP OF THE HEAP: Top Cum winner Yannis "Thunderbolt" Kalophallis and BeefBoy Overall champion Gerard "Giant Killer" Bouchelle pose together at a CumBlast press conference. 

Despite his fifth place finish, Yannis Kalophallis gets to walk away with another top spot, as the winner of the Top Cum award, sponsored by show backer CumBlast™.  This means Kalophalllis will gets a one year supply of CumBlast™ products, in addition to his prize money, and will spend the year traveling the globe promoting and advertising the CumBlast™ brand. 

Posing on stage right after the trophy presentation at a hastily organized press conference with BeefBoy winner Gerard Bouchelle (who’s $200,000 prize purse is supplied by CumBlast™), Kalophallis said he was happy with his placement and ready to represent the brand as a global ambassador. “CumBlast™ helped me become a naked bodybuilder, and I am happy that I will have a year to promote their amazing products.”

“CumBlast™ is great,” a seemingly distracted Gerard Bouchelle told the assembled press. “I, uh, use their stuff pretty regularly.  And I will say Yannis’ does have some really clean tasting cum.”  Bouchelle could then be loudly overheard asking CumBlast CEO Tommy Hoover when he could leave and head backstage.

Kalophallis was happy to keep sharing his story though, “My brother Dimitris won this award in 2015, and after a year taking CumBlast Cum-N-Flex supplements and drinking nothing but CumBlast real-cum protein drink, we both noticed a huge difference in our progress and cum game. Dimitris’ cum was already amazing, but after that year his shots were way larger, thicker and actually unbelievably delicious to taste.  I wouldn’t be where I am without Dimitris’ experiences with CumBlast™.”

DO YOU THINK THERE IS TOO MUCH CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP IN NAKED BODYBUILDING?

WHAT DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE IS LOOKING TO DO BACKSTAGE?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 38

YANNIS KALOPHALLIS NAMED TOP CUM BY CUMBLAST™ 

BEST IN THE GAME? Yannis Kalophallis celebrates his naming as having the Top Cum at this year's BeefBoy.  His elder brother won the award in 2015. 

Just prior to the Overall Finals trophy presentation, another non-competitive award ceremony was held to present the Top Cum trophy.  Although non-competitive, and in fact paid for and chosen solely by BeefBoy corporate sponsor CumBlast™ , the award is highly sought after.  This year’s winner was an ecstatic Yannis Kalophallis of Greece.

The annual award for Top Cum is judged by a panel of CumBlast™ executives, who sit front row next to the judging panel.  As the official sponsors of this year’s show, they decide who among the teens in the overall finals exhibited superior cum abilities.  Their unofficial judging criteria include volume, frequency, opacity, color and taste of the semen of the competitors.  The winner is awarded a cash prize of $100,000, a promotional contract with CumBlast™ for a full year, and the bragging rights to claim the best tasting cum in town.

Kalophallis was very excited to have been chosen, “It is an honor to have been chosen.  I know about the superiority of my cum, but now the rest of the world can know how amazingly rich and satisfying a shot of my man juice can be.  My brother won this award as well, so I am happy to be able to carry on the family tradition.”

Caught backstage as he waited for the Golden Phallus presentation, Bamboo was less impressed, “Everyone knows that award is just corporate BS.  By all rights I should have had it – boys from every end of the globe can’t get enough of my amazing cum.  But Yannis is a “legacy”, and more acceptable to travel the globe promoting their overpriced cum drink.  Whatever.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE TOP CUM AWARD?

DOES THE NON-COMPETITIVE NATURE OF THE AWARD TAINT IT?