BEEFBOY CLASSIC 40

TWO TOP WINNERS

TOP OF THE HEAP: Top Cum winner Yannis "Thunderbolt" Kalophallis and BeefBoy Overall champion Gerard "Giant Killer" Bouchelle pose together at a CumBlast press conference. 

Despite his fifth place finish, Yannis Kalophallis gets to walk away with another top spot, as the winner of the Top Cum award, sponsored by show backer CumBlast™.  This means Kalophalllis will gets a one year supply of CumBlast™ products, in addition to his prize money, and will spend the year traveling the globe promoting and advertising the CumBlast™ brand. 

Posing on stage right after the trophy presentation at a hastily organized press conference with BeefBoy winner Gerard Bouchelle (who’s $200,000 prize purse is supplied by CumBlast™), Kalophallis said he was happy with his placement and ready to represent the brand as a global ambassador. “CumBlast™ helped me become a naked bodybuilder, and I am happy that I will have a year to promote their amazing products.”

“CumBlast™ is great,” a seemingly distracted Gerard Bouchelle told the assembled press. “I, uh, use their stuff pretty regularly.  And I will say Yannis’ does have some really clean tasting cum.”  Bouchelle could then be loudly overheard asking CumBlast CEO Tommy Hoover when he could leave and head backstage.

Kalophallis was happy to keep sharing his story though, “My brother Dimitris won this award in 2015, and after a year taking CumBlast Cum-N-Flex supplements and drinking nothing but CumBlast real-cum protein drink, we both noticed a huge difference in our progress and cum game. Dimitris’ cum was already amazing, but after that year his shots were way larger, thicker and actually unbelievably delicious to taste.  I wouldn’t be where I am without Dimitris’ experiences with CumBlast™.”

DO YOU THINK THERE IS TOO MUCH CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP IN NAKED BODYBUILDING?

WHAT DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE IS LOOKING TO DO BACKSTAGE?