Showing posts with label scandals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scandals. Show all posts

Monday, November 2, 2015

DRAGONCOCK '15 PAN-ASIA PRO 26

SCANDAL! PAULETTE GOES ON UNCONTROLLED 
SEX RAGE; BLAMES HYUN'S PHEROMONES
NO ONE WAS SPARED: The Club lived up to his nickname as Paulette went on a major and unstoppable
sex rage after the Third Finals.  The behemoth is already known for his ruthless sexual usage of 
whomever he pleases, but he seemingly lost control and was unstoppably tearing through 
a series of bystanders, including this unfortunate backstage assistant, whose attempt to 
get out of Paulette's iron holds caused them to tumble onto the stage.

"The IFNB can see no reason to penalize a megaweight for a sexual rage that did not disrupt judging," Brad Mengier told the press last night.  "We see it as the nature of the hyper-enhanced megamuscle men of his class to go on self-entitled fuck sprees, and the fact that Jeff Paulette's may have disrupted the backstage does not somehow bring any concern for officials to see his sexual conquest as cause for reprimand."

Most agree with Mengier's sane adherence to policy positions, but those who were in the line of Paulette's 6 hour sex rage may feel differently.  Over 30 men were held down and powerfucked by the brute, and at one point upwards of four other bodybuilders had tried to pry him away from a screaming bottom he was pounding but could not.  When "The Club" gets started, he is like a robot of sexual rage and can not be stopped – and is stronger than just about any force that tries!

While Paulette has always been known for a volatile and extreme libido, his rage was out of color even for him.  His own managers explained that it was the enhanced pheromone state of fellow competitor Han Hyun that triggered the extreme burst in horniness form Paulette.  Hyun's recent enhancements have raised his already extreme pheromonal effect, causing many, many reactions in those near his presence.  While some skeptics think Hyun is not the correct scapegoat, there is a lot of evidence that his state of pheromones have, indeed, raised the libidos of many competitors in the Finals.  

DO YOU AGREE THAT PAULETTE'S SEX RAGE SHOULD NOT HAVE REPERCUSSIONS?
DO YOU AGREE WITH THE EXPLANATION THAT HE WAS UNDER A HEIGHTENED PHEROMONAL REACTION?

Sunday, September 20, 2015

DRAGONCOCK '15 PAN ASIA PRO 14

SCANDALOUS FLAW IN THE HEAVYWEIGHT 
CLASS RESULTS IN UNLIKELY ENTRANT!
OUT OF PLACE YET MONSTER COCKED: Wai Jeffries (center) was clearly underweight when he took stage in the
Heavyweight Class in the first round of Preliminaries.  While he possesses the cock of a heavyweight, fans  and 
competitors alike were baffled at how this competitor could have been entered in this class.  
Yet judges remained professional and scored the round appropriately.
The round was won by the horny, monster-cocked stud to the right, Iko Tamo.

For the average fan it is hard to imagine a cycle of enhancements that cause such muscle engorgement as to literally add 20, 30 or 50 lbs of muscle in literally days or even hours of time.  This sort of science is challenging, and often relies on untested experiments to have such rapid and exciting muscle growth.  

Yet when rapid muscle growth is done right, it is amazing.  (Who can forget the incredible on stage muscle growth of top Superheavyweight Carlos Monza at the 2013 Mr. Alpha, whose high-tech anally-delivered chemicals resulted in one of the most memorable competitive "swells" ever in IFNB history!)  The problem seems to be that not all men are genetically responsive to these super cycles.  Add that on top of the far-from-perfected science and you can get a surprisingly opposite effect – which is what fans saw during the very first night of the Preliminary Rounds of competition at the DragonCock!

Heavyweight pro competitor Wai Jeffries has competed in Heavyweight classes several times since becoming a pro, often topping scales at 208 and 211 lbs!  Considering his shorter height, it is startling to see that kind of heft.  Yet Jeffries has specific genetic traits that make him very receptive to the outrageously expensive and specific science of rapid growth, allowing him to swell to insane proportions over short periods.  Yet through  miscalculation (or simply due to the randomness of the science behind rapid-growth cycles), Jeffries took the stage at a far lesser weight than what is required of a Heavyweight.  The degree of reverse shrinking left fans wondering how a smaller guy could have been in this class.  Yet Jeffries indeed weighed in at the correct height 2 weeks ago during the start of the pre-event.  Clearly some lousy timing caused a major flaw between weigh in and the first Prelims.

The only hint of the monstrous Heavyweight that Jeffries is typically was seen in his fat and thick fuck rod, which performed excellently for him, and kept him out of looking too foolish.  The hole-destroyer performed well enough that it should have locked a win on a larger competitors, globbing 10 hot loads, timing 7 perfectly.  Phenomenally masculine cock performance like that is a shame to be wasted on a competitor who couldn't break the top 25 in his weight class!  

Ironically, though, the round was won by pro Iko Tamo, who is also a shorter heavyweight competitor.  Tamo's thickness was unstoppable among taller competitors, and his mighty 13" rod was a powerhouse of horny prowess, pumping 9 loads of juicy muscle cum, with 4 well-timed blasts.  

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RAPID-GROWTH CYCLING AND IT'S UNPREDICTABILITY?  
WERE YOU OKAY WITH WAI JEFFRIES BEING ALLOWED TO COMPETE IN SPITE OF THE ERROR IN HIS ENHANCEMENT TIMING?