Showing posts with label Golden Phallus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golden Phallus. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 31

RICO BANDEAS EASILY WINS THE MASTER’S BOY
AT LAST: Looking every inch a pro, Rico Bandeas poses after winning the Juniors' division of the Master's Grand Prix

In a stunning rebound from his 3rd place finish at the BeefBoy Classic, Argentinian teenager Rico Bandeas easily sailed to the top spot at this 15th annual Master’s Boy competition. Openly the favorite from his arrival with his sponsor, world renowned muscle beast Carlos Monza, Bandeas’ level of finesse belies his 18 years. In a field populated with first-timers and overly horny boys, his level of professional precision, balance and form during his posing and presentation catapulted him to the top of heap from the second he stepped on stage for the prelims.

Known for being exceedingly deliberate and planful, Bandeas (and Monza) left nothing to chance, and despite both having incredibly high profiles and loads of adoring fans, they spent all downtime training and stimming each other to perform at their peak. In comparison to the youthful (and admittedly wild) energy of the rest of the young men in the Juniors division, Bandeas impressed all with his smooth and professional routines. The perfect Pairs round with Monza in the first finals presentation sealed the deal (with the highest scores on record for a single round during the Master’s Boy). 

Asked what he thought of continuing a 15-year long tradition of muscular young men, Bandeas still had a sense of humor.  “I was a toddler the first time they declared a Juniors winner, so no, I hadn’t really thought about it. But I said coming out of the BeefBoy I would have a national title this year, and here we are,” he said, brandishing his Phallus trophy.

With Bandeas a lock, the fight for runner-up kept the rest of the boys busy and in the final round there were some shifts in the placement of the ultimate lineup.  In the final round the boys posed solo for a final time, and without the assistance of their sponsors on stage, a few cracked under the pressure. Ultimately Jamison Packer held his position for the runner-up spot, with his impressive dick and cool demeanor making up for a few posing issues. Jumping into 3rd was Pietro Laggani, with an impressive 14/17 cum presentation. “I was thinking of my father the whole time; how proud he would be with each shot of muscle cum I sprayed onto the men in front of me,” said the young Italian.

1) Rico Bandeas, Argentina (with Carlos Monza)
2) Jamison Packer, USA (with Derrick Packer)
3) Pietro Laggani, Italy (with Umberto Laggani)
4) Tom Basher, Canada (with Peter Babcock)
5) Alvars Pipalyzga, Latvia (with Juris Vdaikts)

With their sponsors facing off shortly in the final rounds of the Master’s and Sub-Master’s divisions, most of the boys elected to just stay backstage nude and ready. “I know that my uncle will need some stim work before he heads onstage,” said Jabari Ballo, who disappointingly fell into the 7th position after a disappointing solo round. “I know he’ll have his own sexual rage going, but probably is also going to want to teach me lesson,” he adds sheepishly.

DO YOU THINK RICO BANDEAS IS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS?

WERE THERE ANY SURPRISES OR DID YOU HEAR OTHER STORIES FROM THE MASTER’S BOY YOU WANT TO SHARE? 

Thursday, December 7, 2017

PRO PAN AFRICA 2017 24

THE WINNER OF THE 
2017 IFNB PAN-AFRICA REVEALED!

ALL HAIL: The winner of this year’s Mr. Pan-Africa 2017, Joff Ballo, poses with the 1st place golden phallus trophy, an honor his long-time pro-bodybuilder uncle, Tedi Ballo, trained him for. 


The final all-around stage performance at this year’s Pan Africa was a close one. After an embarrassing round of cock failure for “Snake” Assombo in earlier rounds, he was on fire for this last go.  His muscles were pumped to the extreme, and horny as hell.  He made an astounding 18/19 cum showing, some of his best work, and stayed completely hard. “I recovered and did some of my best work on stage today. But is wasn’t enough to take the top spot.”

The overall win is about the compilation of all the previous performances, and the incredible dedication and consistency of young Joff Ballo has shown throughout the entire Africa, and put him right where he needed to be for the win. His cum game was on point, and he seemed to glide through the final show with a smooth, brash assurance.  Spied backstage taking a last load of spunk direct from Pierre Douton’s thick cock, Ballo was pumped and magnificent.

The Snake though still had to settle further.  Newby megaweight Matt Ogunkue came in a very close second.  His thick muscle was dense as expected, but his double-fist sized cock was the real star, showcasing an unusually consistent cum round for a mega of 15/21.  “I am happy the judges recognized my superiority in my first Pan-Africa,” a volatile Ogunkue said backstage as he immediately forced his huge fuck tool into an NBA in the pump room. “Next year I will make it to the top spot, and they will all call me the new Douton, as it should have been this time.” 

Assombo had to ultimately take the 3rd spot.  “I came with my best muscle ever, but my dick wasn’t ready to cooperate.  I didn’t have Pierre Douton egging me on the entire time,” he says with a sigh, referring to Ballo. Looking over at Okungue’s aggressive raping of the NBA with his extra thick tool, he lets out another sigh, “The victory fucks are going to be fun.”

Heavyweight Jalil Mhoulai came in 4th during his first time competing at the heavyweight class, and number 5 was a somewhat surprising Chris Nzwanga. “I couldn’t believe it when they called my name.  But then I looked down at my cock and I immediately shot cum, and I knew why!” he says excitedly.  Despite his 2nd place finish in the middleweight class, his big brother Joe Nzwanga did not place in the overall finals. “It can be tough to get this level of exposure as a middleweight in the overalls, so I’m not taking for granted my placements,” says Chris. “I’m sure Joe is already backstage getting releasing steam with the NBAs and maybe taking a few loads of his own. I can’t wait to see him!”

Congratulations to our IFNB Pro-Africa 2017 winners!

DO YOU THINK DOUTON UNFAIRLY HELPED BALLO WIN?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SNAKE’S PLACEMENT?

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

POWERDONG MUSCLE CLASSIC 2016 21

BOUCHELLE IN CLOSE RACE WITH MONZA
BUT PULLS HEAD TO WIN OVERALL!
DEFEATED GIANT: Disappointed superheavyweights Joff Ballo (3rd overall) and Carlos Monza (2nd overall)
pose with trophies alongside the overall winner middleweight Gerard Bouchelle, whose first place 

Golden Phallus trophy is nearly up to his waist!

If we were to describe a competitor who looks like he was born to flex, and whose cock was rock hard and throbbing with self-lusting excitement with each masterful pose, most fans would think we were describing the amazing Carlos Monza.  When fans think of a frighteningly stoic yet sexually threatening display of masculinity, Monza is the beast who fits the bill.  His sense of controlling an overwhelming degree of masculine prowess is his hallmark; he is a man who can dominate any man he meets, and has the threatening and thrilling intensity etched into his massive shape.

yet as much as Monza's monster dong is now throbbing in your head along with his rock solid beef, these descriptions were not being used to describe him as the winner.   Many fans saw it coming, but history was made at this year's PowerDong Muscle Classic as the Overall Winner was Middleweight Gerard Bouchelle.

The win was a shock to many fans who saw the PowerDong as Carlos Monza's contest to dominate.  Indeed, Monza was undeniably the horniest and most alpha he has ever been in his career. The monstrous superheavyweight was so on point in his prep that his cock-prep fucking overwhelmed many of the hole she was using – a true sign of a man on the top of his masculine powers.  There was even audible boos from fans when Monza was given the second place, indicating that the smaller Bouchelle was to be the Overall.

"Trust me, the panel was pulling for Monza since the third round of prelims," commented Judge panelist Raymond Tonin.  ""Often in the Superheavies, we were unable to call a pose where Monza didn't represent an intimidating degree of masculinity.  Even in the rounds where he did not win his division, it was clear he was a judge favorite.

"But there was no denying Bouchelle was a man in control.  You could see that this was a muscled brute who wanted to terrorize his peers with a frightening strength that gives him rightful permission to hard fuck anyone without the need for permission.  Yet he maintained a stoic air that made his flexing seemed natural and fluid, nd his throbbing cock seem dangerously poised. Control over raw power is usually Monza's strategy, but Bouchelle played the same game.  And in the end, Bouchelle's  cm flexing represented a degree of confidence that as undeniably potent.  It was always close between Bouchelle and Monza, but Bouchelle's cool demeanor gave his flexing a quiet air of arrogance that nudged him ahead."

Monza was gracious on stage during the trophies, however was visibly disappointed in the outcome.  Backstage in the Release Room, it required 9 attendants to separate him from terror fucking an NBA who had fainted due to the sheer brute force of the monster tool being rammed ruthlessly in his slutty fuck hole.  While there is no expectation to respect NBAs because of their role as fuck equipment for the real men, it was startyling how Monza's rage channeled directly through his oversized hole-ruining fuck pole.

Meanwhile Bouchelle's enthusiasm was clearly evident, and was equally channeled through sexual release.  When asked if he would be following the unofficial tradition of humiliation fucking the athletes he beat, he smiled enthusiastically: "When you're;re the shorter guy among alphas, you have to deal with bullshit all the time.  I plan on making these pulls pay for every short joke I have had to deal with over the years.  I could give a fuck how bad I hurt their holes  and in fact intend to make it as ruthless as possible.  I am the king in this game tonight; I plan o making the big mouthed big boys my pathetic bitches!"

AREYOU GLAD BOUCHELLE WON?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE RELEASE ROOM WILL LOOK LIKE?

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 27

NEWLY ELITE LEVEL PROS de ALMEIDA AND RUBENEZ 
PRIDE OF BRAZILIAN NUDE MUSCLESPORTS
BRANDISHING BRAZILIAN BRASS AND BONERS:  Proudly displaying their IFNB Phallus trophies backstage
immediately after the winners were announced during the Final Round of the Anaconda are
Superheavyweight Paulo de Almeida (Fifth Overall) and Lightheavyweight
 Raul Rubenez (Sixth Overall).
No matter where an IFNB Pro Level naked bodybuilding competition is held, it is open to all pro-level naked bodybuilders worldwide.  However, many pros do not travel to Standard Pro Level contests simply because they favor Elite Level pro shows, which have more prestige.  Therefore Standard Level Pro events tend to remain very regional in their competitor ranks.  And for 14 years the Anaconda was precisely that way; drawing primarily regional naked bodybuilders from South America.

Yet now Anaconda's Elite Pro Level status entices competitors from much further away than South America.  Indeed, the top four in this year's Anaconda were foreign: Korozoev (Russia), Douton (Africa), Paulette (USA) and Neuville (France).  This meant no South Americans held the top spots this year.

But while you might imagine upset from South American fans, the lack of top South American placements only made the top competitors more hungry, not more embittered.  And Brazil gave us the fifth and sixth place champions in Paulo de Almeida and Raul Rubenez, which shows that South American naked muscle sports are not that far out of the elite pro game.

"When you possess a cock that everyone envies, and a body that fascinates anyone you meet, you begin to crave bigger conquests," Paulo de Almeida told us.  "Because I am so physically perfect, I can walk around knowing everyone adores me, and is likewise terrified into respecting me.  But what makes a man an alpha is not just his prowess, but his ability to truly show his dominance.  And without a thing to conquer, it is hard to get the fire in the belly.  So placing fifth only makes me want to lift more weight and fuck harder for the next year and come back in the kind of muscle brute fuck machine that Korozoev brought to the stage this year."

"I am only more passionate to expand my male dominance," de Almeida smiled.  "Brazil has the most beautiful people int he world, and some of the best cock you have ever seen.  I will one day be the single man who is known world wide as having the most intimidating dick and perfect muscle ever to come from my home country."

De Almeida was not alone in praising those who placed before him.  Rubenez likewise had kind things to say of those who placed ahead of him:

"I was just starting competing when Pierre Douton began winning as an Elite Pro," he told us.  "Douton's arrogance and dominant attitude is an example to us all and something that insured so much of my own work.  The way he takes what he wants based on the authority of his looks and strength is what a real man should be, and it comes so natural to him.  I admire what he does with his posing and rock-hard hole-wrecker so much that I have no problem being a few places behind a hero in the sport."

"But to be among terrifying muscle cock like Paulette and Korozoev is truly a dream come true," Rubenez continued.  "Being a smaller naked bodybuilder, it is always a dream to get into overall posing rounds with the big beasts and their throbbing cocks.  So to get in the mix with pros who brought so much male perfection was as gratifying as earning my Elite Pro status.  Their muscle is even more insanely huge up close, and their dicks, well, even an alpha like me can see why those non-stop dongs are intimidating.  Getting a chance to show that a Lightheavyweight can hold his own against that level of masculine power was a thrill."

If there was any doubt that this year's Anaconda was marked with a mood of brotherly sportsmanship, the attitudes of these two Brazilian champions would confirm the man-to-man appreciation that set the tone.  There's no doubt we will see these two remarkable pros hit the Elite circuit as they seek to advance in the game.

"Although you may not see me in competition again for a little while," Rubenez smiled.  "I may finally take that long, mass-building break I was planning on taking before I jumped in to this contest!"

"You'll see more of me," de Almeida smiled. "Now that I am in the circle, I plan on getting my name out there.  Just watch for a lot of crying NBAs and terrified fans, and you'll know it's a contest I am hitting!"

WHAT DID YOU THINK FO THE TWO BRAZILIAN TOP PLACING STARS? 
DO YTOUY THINK NEXT YEAR'S ANACONDA WILL SEE MORE SOUTH AMERICAN'S AT THE ELITE LEVEL?

Friday, June 3, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 25

YURI KOROZOEV TAKES OVERALL USING STYLE 
AND STELLAR FINAL-ROUND CUM-FLEX BLITZ
ANACONDA OVERALL TOP THREE:  Pro megaweight Yuri Korozoev (aka, "Hard Red", center) cock still
drooling hot cum, is the official overall winner of the 2016 IFNB Anaconda.  An excellent appearance
by super heavyweight Pierre Douton (left) earned him a solid (if lackluster for him) second place.
In third was Jeff "Buck" Paulette (right), who was clearly disappointed with the placings. 

One of the biggest megaweight on-stage battles concluded with a small footnote of naked bodybuilding history being made at the IFNB 2016 Anaconda South American Championship.

For the first time ever in IFNB history two of the top three spots in an Elite level contest went to megweight class competitors!

Megaweights are known for their incredible heft and their uncontrollable sexual rage, which often keeps them in the running for top spots, but rarely breaks them into Overall positions, let alone multiple Overall spots.  But the contention between the two most notable megaweights in the game, Yori "Hard Red" Korozoev and Jeff "Buck" Paulette, aka "The Club," was so fevered that the two super men pressured each other's game.  Both delivered remarkable physique and cock work in an effort to out-do the other, creating a race for the overall in the megaweights not seen since, perhaps, the 2014 Mr. Alpha when the Megaweight class was stacked with top contenders.

Most experts in the sport and the majority of fans had Buck Paulette as a solid Megaweightr winner in the Anaconda, and many thought he would be this year's overall.  Fresh from his dominating and thrilling Overall win at the IFNB DragonCock, he seemed more unstoppable than usual.  And most fans who know the brute know his final move – to over-cum in the Final round – is often enough to lock him into a top spot.   The horny monster of muscle blew 21 wads hot juice during the Final round – a true signal of just how self-worshipping this idol of muscle perfection truly is!

However, what no one expected was Korozoev also playing a strong quantity game.  While timing of cum loads is always an edge, a competitor who is just distractingly horny represents a strong display of the masculine ideals judges go for, and megaweights play the excess game well.  Yet Korozoev has exhibited unusual and powerful control over his monstrous and dangerous muscle cock, favoring instead gorgeous poses and using his muscle to earn him favor among  the judges.  With his stylistic game, it would be impossible to overtake the closely-ranked veteran of flexing and cum, Paulette.

But Korozoev surprised judges and thrilled fans by turning his usual physique-focused game into an all out flex and cum rainstorm.  The pro seemed to put aside the tedious control he exhibited throughout each prior round, and instead let his cock respond to the thrill of flexing for adoring fans among.  With his cock controlling his show, it was clear this beast from Russia was gonna give a classic performance, using muscle to incite his male arousal.  The result was an excessively shot 27 loads throughout he day – far eclipsing Paulette.

The Club has spewed a 27 and even more in past shows, and so it was clear he was trying to match Korozoev's control from previous rounds.  Had Paulette unleashed his famous and dangerous sexual rage, he might have overtaken the rapacious Korosoev.  But as it stands top honors went to Hard Red, this year's Anaconda Overall champion.

The true blow to Paulette came when judges placed him third behind veteran star Pierre Douton.  Douton has had a solid game, being one of the best cum-posers in the Elite ranks  In the finals, Douton has stayed at the top of the Superheavyweights, and seemed an inevitable for the top three spots.  Many fans even thought he would sneak into he first place.  However, Douton's game was, while amazing in general, lacking the usual aggression we all admire in him.  Mouton is a dominating warrior of strength and cock authority; to seem him play by-the-numbers always feels a little less than his full potential.  Could he have won the Anaconda?  Definitely.  Why didn't he?  Perhaps because the judges know how much more this champion can deliver here at the top of his game.

Yet Douton's fuck pole spewed a solid 15/14 game – almost perfect and certainly plentiful for a super heavyweight.  His posing was gorgeous as always, nudging him ahead in the physique scores.  And all this spelled a very frustrating third place for the amazing Paulette.  While it is never a surprise when a megaweight gets placed below super heavyweights and heavyweights, in this particular contest it was especially frustrating, considering how much heat went into Paulette's otherwise-incredible showing.   No one wants to see a bull-on-the-loose Paulette bested by a phoned-in Douton, but the scores don't lie, and  The Club has to make due with his third place win.

Emmanuel Neuville, the newly-pro young buck in the super heavyweights, was originally seen as a threat to Douton early in the contest.  The beast from France landed a very respectable Fourth Place Overall.

Because of these twists in the final placings, the Release Room was put on double security.  With megaweights winning, there is no doubt the "dominance fucks" would be to dangerous for anyone to handle except seasoned pros and NBAs.  While dominance fucking is NOT an official practice, and often does not occur, it is a common tradition post-contest.  Megaweights, who need excessive cock release after a heavy contest, no doubt will be engaging the decades old naked bodybuilding camaraderie tradition.  Yet megaweights on the loose fucking is just too physically dangerous for fans, and security measures have been doubled for the safety of asses and mouths as the contest ends.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FINAL WRAP UP?  DO YOU LIKE THE PLACINGS?  
DO YOU THINK THE POST-CONTEST DOMINANCE BEHAVIOR WILL BE AS DANGEROUS AS PREDICTED IN THE RELEASE ROOM?  WHO WILL HAVE AXES TO GRIND, AND WHO WILL BE SIMPLY CELEBRATING?

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

DRAGONCOCK '15 PAN-ASIA PRO 32

CHAMP PAULETTE HEADS HOME AFTER 
8 HOURS OF POST-CONTEST FUCKING
CHAMP IN REPOSE: After his prolonged post-contest cock release, Jeff "Buck" Paulette (a/k/a, "The Club")
has a rare moment of calm as he contemplates his IFNB Golden Phallus prize for winning the DragonCock.

"When I heard it was the megaweight who won," laughed a backstage expediter at the DragonCock.  "I immediately gathered up the first 20 or so backstage assistants and told them to lube up their holes and pray to god for mercy!"

The expediter was right, as the self-obsessed musclesex machine Jeff Paulette is already capable of prolonged post-competitive releases, and with the addition of victory to his mood, he ended up fucking through almost 8 hours of hole to finally calm down.

In his path of anal and oral destruction were rivals Han Hyun and Chan Somki, among several others from the stage and dozens of NBAs (naked bodybuilding assistants).  Han Hyun was originally bitter about coming in third after prepping so hard for the DragonCock, but when Paulette called him for his "privilege fuck," Hyun seemed to have a change in attitude.

"I really thought it would be me this year.  My prep was on point and I had the right team backing me," Hyun told us.  "And I was bitter than the Club was going o torture my ass with his ruthless fucking to rub in my loss.  However, halfway throight he anal torture it dawned on me what a superior specimen of male power he was, dominating and ruining my ass like I have never felt in my life.  I thought: 'If he can do this to a perfect stud like me, he truly is something special and deserving off the prize.'  It only made me refocus on where I have to be next year."  Looks like he brash young punk of the DragonCock is finally growing up a little, put in line by a real alpha like Paulette.

The Club himself didn't offer us many words of response, but seemed very proud.  He was often seen contemplating his IFNB Golden Phallus trophy, and while not known for a man of deep thought, he seemed to have something in his head.  He did give his a small glimpse of his inner thinking, and it was, as expected, not nearly as deep as you might guess.

"I can't figure it out," the cocky muscle god muttered.  "I mean, i know this is the official champion trophy for the IFNBm and I am proud that it's mine because I deserve it.  But why would they give me a trophy of a dick when mine is bigger?  I man, my dick is bigger then the IFNB Golden Phallus.  Maybe they should start designing it after me?"

Maybe they should, you god among men.  Maybe they should.

WHAT ARE YOUR FINAL THOUGHTS ON THE DRAGONCOCK COMPETITION?
WHAT ARE YOUR REACTIONS TO THE PAULETTE WIN?