MASTERS GRAND PRIX 30

JUDGES IMPRESSED WITH MANHOOD PRESENTED BY JUNIORS

THICK YOUNG MEAT: The final posedown of penultimate round of the Master's Boy put on a display of the mouth-watering level of dick that has been presented by the Juniors at this year's event

Imagine you are a young man, maybe still a teenager. You have spent years training, weeks preparing, and now stripped completely bare, your tan body coated with a  sheen of oil and semen, you get to mount a stage in front of your peers and hundreds of enthusiastic men waiting to see your rippling muscles and throbbing dick. The excitement is palpable, and fills the room with hoots, hollers and moans as the audience reacts to the display of extreme manliness in front of them – until finally in a display of the ultimate masculine power, one of the pulsing dongs on stage bursts forth a spray of beautiful white cum. Soon, dick after dick begins to let that rich muscle jizz fly, including your own. Imagine the sense of power and purpose that young man must feel.

Inspiring young men to excel and tap into their dominant Alpha-ness is the reason the Junior’s division exists at the Master’s Boy. Passing along the tradition from one man to the next, naked bodybuilding’s celebration of the importance of overt virility and sexual aggression as the measure of a man is timeless. The next generation gets to take from the prior, and push themselves just that much further.

This year, the young men who competed at this year’s Master’s Boy exceeded all previous records. With a record 213 participants, the young muscle bucks filled the halls, gyms and pump rooms with a fantastic energy.

“I have judged the last 8 Master’s Boy competitions, and I can say unequivocally that this is the best looking, most developed and horniest collection of juniors I have ever seen,” says Head Judge and IFNB Vice President of International Competition and Operations, Paulo Busek, wiping a huge dollop of cum from his face into his mouth. “Historically we have seen some Juniors attain very impressive rankings on Physique and Manly-power scores, but this year the Manhood Completeness scores were off the charts! Completeness covers cock size and scale, girth and thickness, and hardness. And overall, the impressive and thick fucksticks I’ve seen this week were truly at an international caliber.”

With just the final round of poses to go, Rico Bandeas continues to be heavily favored after his perfect score in the pairs round with his mentor Carlos Monza. Standings after the pairs are:

Rico Bandeas, Argentina, 13/13 (with Carlos Monza, 13/13)
Jamison Packer, USA, 10/13 (with Derrick Packer, 11/12)
Tom Basher, Canada, 9/15 (with Peter Babcock 10/14)
Jabari Ballo, Ghana, 10/14 (with Tedi Ballo, 11/11)
Pietro Laggani, Italy, 11/16 (with Umberto Laggani, 11/12)

DO YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITES THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN THE WINNER’S CIRCLE?

WHY DO YOU THINK THE YOUNG MEN OF TODAY HAVE SUCH IMPRESSIVE COCKS? 

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 26

BAIN DISRUPTS MASTER’S BOY WITH EXCEPTIONALLY AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR

NO ONE WAS SPARED: “Bang” Bain lived up to his nickname as he burst unexpectedly on stage during the first final round of the Master’s Boy and went on a sex rage. Demanding that the impressionable young musclemen “properly” service his mega-sized dick, he seemingly lost control and disrupted the official showing for 35 minutes as the boys serviced him.

Because of the unpredictable nature of hundreds of pumped, naked, hormone-enhanced men congregating in a single space, paired with the logistics of putting on a massive public event, no IFNB occasion is without it’s issues and controversies. And there are a few men for whom controversy is never far away. One such unique individual is massive megaweight Ben “Bang” Bain. Known for his eccentricities and alpha demands, he “surprised” again during the first round of the Master’s Boy finals. 

Bain had just minutes before won his class (Sub-Masters, Megaweight) during the first rounds of finals. He was backstage in the pump room, winding down from his euphoric high by roughly powerfucking his monster dong into yelping NBAs, when his sexual fever reached a peak. He unexpectedly returned to the stage and burst on to the mainstage in the middle of the Junior’s division compulsories, and began demanding that the assembled young competitors on stage needed to pay respects to his superior cock. Stunned, the stage was left in disarray, but a more than a dozen young bodybuilders complied, to the roaring approval of the audience. Most made efforts to accommodate Bain orally, but his nearly 16” circumference log of black dick overwhelmed several, and they were left yelling as he bent them over and tore into their asses instead.

"We have been tolerant, even supportive of the extreme Alpha behavior by Mr. Bain over the course of this event. He is after all a superior to most men here. However, this last outburst was excessively disruptive,” Paulo Busek, show organizer and IFNB VP of Operations told the press. “If Bang had kept this behavior backstage, we could have overlooked it. But we have been forced to file an official complaint.”

Bang’s manager Richard Opoku scoffed at the complaint however. “There is no reason to penalize a megaweight for a sexual rage. That is the nature of the hyper-enhanced mega-muscle men of his class to go on self-entitled fuck sprees.  The fact that Bang's may have disrupted the boys onstage should not concern officials. They should understand his sexual conquest as rightfully his to take because of his status."

Opoku was eventually able to lure Bain off stage and back into the pumproom, and after a 20-minute break the Master’s Boys resumed. Worries that the young men would perform poorly after the break were unfounded, and in fact it was noted that of the men that were held down and powerfucked by the brute performed exceptionally well, riding the testosterone high from Bain’s enhanced sperm up their holes. 

Busek however warned that further infractions by Bain might disqualify him from the subsequent rounds of the finals, and even the Overall should he win his class, “We do not want to see Bang be disqualified, so I hope he will follow the rules and regulations of the IFNB. . . . . or as least as much as we can expect from him.”

DO YOU THINK BANG BAIN SHOULD HAVE BEEN CITED FOR HIS BEHAVIOR, OR WAS HE WITHIN HIS RIGHTS?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY OTHER OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR BY BAIN OR OTHER IFNB PROS?

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 20

BOYER AND MONZA DEMONSTRATE THAT BEING RIVALS DOESN’T EXCLUDE BEING FRIENDS

BEST MUSCLE BESTIES: Matt Boyer and Carlos Monza show off their dominant bodies after their top ranked placements in their respective classes. Boyer and Monza have been in dozens of competitions against each other, yet maintain a friendship as well.

Matt Boyer and Carlos Monza are among the best Elite Pros in the field, with numerous victories and respected stature in the ranks.  Despite coming from differing backgrounds and from opposite ends of the globe, like many professional naked bodybuilders they are competitors and also friends. But like any friendship their relationship has had ups and downs. The two were notably on the outs after Boyer gave an interview critical of Monza for his controversial use of an “ass ball” during the 2013 Mr. Alpha where they both were contending. But the two seemed to repair the breech by the time they competed in the 2016 Powerdong, where each supported each other against upstart (and eventual winner) Gerard Bouchelle.

And though Boyer notably and publicly shoved his fat meat down runner-up Monza’s throat during his humiliating 3-hour “bitchmaker” victory fuck by Bouchelle, Monza took it all in stride. “He was just trying to shut me up,” Monza says with a chuckle. “He was tired of my bitching and moaning. It also actually really helped because the two huge loads he dumped down my throat gave me another bump of stamina to endure the next hour of that punk’s jackhammering.”

“Yeah,” Boyer says with a smile and a wink, “It was all to help you out. It wasn’t because you did the same thing to me after the 2015 Freak Show when I lost to Buck (Paulette)!” He adds, “Do you know what it is like to get stuffed at both ends by two of the most massive Megaweight dicks in the world? I do. I had to get my revenge!”

Unsurprisingly, both scored highly in their respective classes during prejudging, easily moving on to the next rounds of Master’s judging. Not that prejudging has any standing on the finals, but both easily surpassed their expected rivals by double digits (for Boyer, Kenny Leung in the Super-Heavyweights by 24 points, and Monza passed Tory Zak by 10 points among the Megaweights). Monza especially impressed with 22 cum shots, showing that he came to dominate from the start.

In the Master’s Heavyweight class, veteran contestant Derrick Packer narrowly edged out formerly-clothed legend Umberto Laggani for the top score, but it was by a numerically insignificant 2 points. The audience obviously showed a lot of favor to the Italian, and most observers noted that Laggani out-performed Packer on an artistic and physique level, but Packer smartly played up his incredibly density and his cum shots came easily and frequently, giving him the slight advantage to pull ahead.

In the Sub-Master’s division, Africans were well represented with Bang Bain, Tedi Ballo and Charles Assombo taking the top scores in the Mega-, Super-, and Heavyweight divisions, respectively. And in the solo prejudging of the Junior’s division, all agreed that Rico Bandeas dominated the scene. He so easily out-flexed and out-cummed the other boys that there was only talk amongst the other teens about who could come in second. Several also were overheard saying they needed to start working with the largest size dildos in the competition gym to prepare for the victory fuck to come, as they are all anticipating the dominance to continue when the Master’s Boy pairs round start with the dominate South American re-pairing with his mentor Monza.  All are excited to see what happens next!

WERE YOU SURPISED OF UMBERTO LAGGANI’S PLACING?

ANY BETS ON WHO WILL SHINE IN THE NEXT ROUNDS OF COMPETITION? 

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 12

KENNY JEUNG DOUBLY SHOCKS FANS WITH HIS APPEARANCE AT MASTER’S

PREPARING FOR THE SUPERSTAR: Fresh from registering for the Master’s Boy, Junior competitor Tommy Li (right) holds open his ass to accept the oversized dong of veteran naked bodybuilding star Kenny Jeung. Though notably not in his best form, Jeung has not competed since 2014 so his appearance at the Master’s is big news.

The drawing power of this year’s 45th Anniversary Master’s Grand Prix is surprising even the most jaded Naked Bodybuilding fans. There was a huge commotion when the registration crowd realized that semi-retired superstar Kenny Jeung had quietly arrived and registered for the 45+ division.  Jeung is probably the most famous naked bodybuilder in Asia despite not competing at the pro level since 2014. Fans love the super-heavyweight for his relentless adherence to a hyper-masculine obsession with male power. He continues to have a plethora of high-profile endorsement deals and a healthy schedule of paid events, rumored to make him the highest paid bodybuilder in the world. “They are paying me what they should to have access to my body.” Jeung has said, “Anything less would be an affront to men everywhere for me to not be treated as the ideal of ultimate masculinity.”

Known during his career for his methodical approach to training and unexpectedly for his incredibly large and full cum shots, one thing that Kenny Jeung is NOT known for his attachment to training youth. He has traditionally described himself as more of an athlete than a role model.  His one previous public outing as a mentor ended in the generally taciturn Jeung notably expressing his disappointment with his protégée Chan Somki’s performance at the 2015 DragonCock, and repeatedly committing to never training another young bodybuilder. 

So there was further shock and surprise when Jeung also registered for the Master’s Boy competition with 20-year-old Tommy Li. Li met Jeung at a naked bodybuilding resort in Boracay two years ago. “He impressed me almost immediately,” says Jeung, “He already had great form and way more discipline than your standard eighteen-year-old. And as we started training together, he never said ‘no’ to anything I told him to do. Ever. I liked that,” the Korean says with a simile. “And everyone knows my cum shots are so large that even the top tier of NBAs have disappointed me in their abilities to contain them. But Tommy has literally never spilled a drop, no matter which hole I have used and how many hours I spent filling him. He has treated every droplet with the respect is deserves.” 

Some of that dedication and controlled approach seems to have rubbed off on Li during their training. “I have only lived to train with Kenny for the past two years. Wherever he when, I went. Whatever he told me to do, I did. And look at me. I am now at the international level of competition,” Li says. “When he insists on forcing his perfect cock inside me, flexing over me and showing me that he is my superior, I know that I have to absorb what I can from him if I am to become even close to his greatness."

ARE YOU SHOCKED THAT KENNY JEUNG IS PLANNING TO SHOW AT THE MASTER’S AFTER SO LONG AWAY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMMY LI’S SECRET IS TO CONTAIN JEUNG’S FAMOUSLY PRODIGIOUS CUM? 

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 10

TED KENNEY BREAKS THE MOLD OF STANDOFFISH BODYBUILDERS

 

SHOW WHAT IT TAKES: Ted Kenney shows off his vascularity to an interested Junior competitor. His cock throbbed with excitement over the young man’s interest.

With the intense level of self-obsession and the herculean proportions of their bodies, naked bodybuilders have a reputation for being intimidating, mean or just plain selfish. These men obviously have reached the masculine ideal so their attitudes shouldn’t be criticized. But it is unfair to group all competitors into these generalizations. 

36 year-old amateur heavyweight Ted Kenney has broken the mold by being aggressively friendly at his first Master’s Grand Prix.  Kenney partly attributes his outgoing demeanor to his midwestern roots. But he also says his outreach to young men has to do with his want to educate and support young bodybuilders because of his experiences. 

“I had always lifted weights since I was a teenager and even competed in a few clothed bodybuilding contests in my college years,” says Kenney, “But after college I started down the road to being some boring suburban husband with an office job. But that all changed when I first discovered naked bodybuilding at age 28. I couldn’t believe the massive bodies and astounding dicks these guys had, and from that moment on I was obsessed.  Soon enough, that life I was living with my wife and my corporate job in the ‘burbs was history.  And for the past 8 years I have done nothing but constantly work to grow my body and my cock.”

Since we last checked in with Kenney in 2014 at an amateur event, his gains have been apparent.  “I have added 85 pounds of muscle since my first contest, and 5 inches of circumference to my cock,” he says proudly. “I’m not here with a protégé, but I’m happy to share my experiences with all the young men so they don’t waste their time not living up to their alpha potential.” His overall look has changed too, “I have totally shed all that suburban zombie shit I used to fall for – the preppy haircut and golf on the weekends.  I live in a bodybuilding community now with about 25 other guys and we focus 100% on muscle and cock all the time. It is completely hardcore, and my attitude and look reflect the real me now.”

ARE THERE ANY OTHER STORIES YOU HAVE HEARD FROM LATE COMMER NAKED BODYBUILDERS?

DO YOU THINK ALL EXPERIENCED BODYBUILDERS SHOULD WORK WITH A YOUNGER, LESS EXPERIENCED MAN TO SHOW HIM THE ALPAH WAY OF LIFE?

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 6

THE MASTER'S CONTINUES TO BRING UNIQUE FACES 

SOOTHING THE BEAST: Ben "Bang" Bain (center) is soothed by his manager Richard Opoku (left) as he is accosted by a fan while registering for the Master's Grand Prix.  Bain did end up removing the amateur bodybuilder's clothing, but the young man's spontaneous cum shot as his pants were ripped from his body saved his cock from a rough jack-off session by the eccentric pro bodybuilder. 

The anniversaries at this year’s Master’s have brought out many well known pros that have for various reasons not been on the scene lately.  Of the surprising entrants so far, one that garnered a lot of buzz was the appearance of the hulking form of Ben “Bang” Bain of Ghana.  “Bang” Bain has always exemplified the extremity of African naked competitors, with his huge Megaweight size, truly heroic log of cock, and famously eccentric behavior.

Among followers of the largest dongs in bodybuilding, Bang’s home show of the ANFB Mr. Ghana is famed for the mammoth size of the cocks.  Local competitors are famously cock obsessed and have been accused of going as far as growing cocks to the exclusion of muscle.  But Bain has always had both in the extreme, which should have elevated him to the tops of the international ranks.  But Bang’s well known eccentricities have kept him from gaining that level of fame, though he was not looking for it anyway.  His nickname comes from his constant demand that any, and all, men he comes into contact with must “bang out” an honorific cum shot in front of him.  If the man doesn’t immediately grab his own cock and start shooting, Bang will aggressively grab the cock and work it to ejaculation.  His reasoning is that he is the largest, and therefore the most superior of men, and his dominance must be paid homage to.

Bang’s unique behavior has left him somewhat isolated, and he lives in a beach-side compound outside of Accra with an assortment of assistants and younger naked bodybuilders.  Samuel Bulla, one of his most promising protégés, was famously disqualified at the recent BeefBoy for his illegal grabbing of Gerard Bouchelle’s perfect cock in competition.  The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

We inquired with Bain’s manager/wrangler Richard Opoku (as we do not dare approach Bang directly) why he chose this year to appear at the Masters, and with his aggressive 24/7 all-nude lifestyle how he made it to the event? “Ben felt like this was the perfect show to do before turning 40.  He’s the largest he’s ever been for competition – 304 lbs. – and wants to show the world that he is still one to bet on.  And we know that to travel with Ben, especially internationally, we have to have private transportation – either a jet or the entire first class section of a plane – with a dozen assistants for him to work his way through to keep his cock occupied the entire time.  He recently found a new mega sponsor, so it’s made these special travel needs possible.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BEN “BANG” BAIN’S ECCENTRIC BEHAVIORS – SHOULD HE FEEL FREE TO JACK OFF WHOMEVER HE PLEASES?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER INTERESTING BEHAVIOR BY NAKED BODYBUILDING PROS? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 44

SWANTE WALHELM HAS THE CONFIDENCE OF SEASONED PRO

PRO-LEVEL ATTITUDE: Most Impressive Endowment winner Swante Walhelm checks out of the BeefBoy dorms completely nude, confidently strolling out into the streets of Lisbon with his monstrous cock clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans.

As more and more time passes, people around the globe are coming to fully recognize that Naked Bodybuilding is not just a fad or a fetish, but actually the true sport of men everywhere.  As the truest demonstration of dominate masculinity, naked bodybuilders are finally being acknowledged by a society that used to penalize them for their well-deserved right to put their completely nude bodies on display.

There are now many metropolitan areas with naked bodybuilding communities where unnecessary and outdated “morality” laws against aggressive nudity are being abolished, and these men are being allowed to rightfully live nude-and-hard 24/7.  Some are even passing laws that allow these muscle monsters the right to fuck and cum in public wherever and whenever they please, acknowledging their correct place at the top of the sexual “food chain”, and their right and need to satisfy themselves whenever their overwhelming horniness demands it.

However not every place is fully enlightened to the proper respect that should be shown to a huge-cocked bodybuilder, so when moving around most bodybuilders will make some effort to cover their enormous bulk, despite how wrong it feels.  But there is a new generation of millennial bodybuilders, who feel even less encumbered.

“I grew up idolizing J.K. Roher.  I am at the BeefBoy because he won it, then went right on to win the Alpha.  He is my number one inspiration for all I do,” said Norwegian 4th place finisher Swante Walhelm as he checked out of the dorms completely nude, his muscles swollen from the testosterone thick environment of the BeefBoy and his throbbing cock rock hard in front of him, swinging dramatically with every step.  “One thing that J.K. always demanded was that he had the right to live nude at all times, wherever he went.  And I have decided to demand the same – let them try to stop me!  It is not fair to the world to cover up this award-winningly thick dong.  I plan to keep it perpetually hard.  I mean, I’m leaking pre-cum just thinking about all the people who are going to be inspired by being allowed to see my perfection.  I will require several cum milkings on our way back to Oslo just to keep my explosive horniness in check.  Thank goodness I’ll be traveling with my brothers, who are joining me in staying 100% nude from here on out.”

DO YOU SUPPORT THE RIGHTS OF NAKED BODYBUILDERS TO BE NUDE AT ALL TIMES?

WHAT ARE LAWS LIKE IN YOUR LOCALITIES? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BODYBUILDER COMPLETELY NAKED IN PUBLIC THERE? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 43

BAMBOO ALIGNS WITH HUGO HACKELBERG

GETTING RIGHT INTO THE SWING: Bamboo settles immediately into the Spring Break reverie at Buster’s Beach Resort by connecting with “bro-down” leader, college Football player Steve R. Tadger.

There is usually a rush after shows, especially shows where younger or amateur naked bodybuilders perform well or garner significant attention, for those young men to parlay their momentary fame into contracts and endorsement deals.

Fresh off his 2nd place finish in the BeefBoy, and his first major international competition, Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore wasted no time in attaching himself to a one of the biggest names in naked bodybuilding.  Buster's Beach Resort, part of the Hackelberg Group’s Compound Male Resorts company, announced that Bamboo would be headlining the final week of their annual Spring Break Bacchanal.  Buster’s is famed for hosting the largest all-nude, muscle-only spring break in the world.

Buster’s Spring Breaks are well known for two events, their sober “Drunk on Muscle” event, which is geared towards in-training collegiate athletes and attracts the under-21 crowd, and their SPH (sperm-production hyperdrive) fueled “Bro-downs.”  Buster’s Bro-downs are famous for the liberal use of recreational SPH, which turns even hardcore heterosexual athletes into aggressive, single-minded, sex-crazed muscle monsters who are unstoppable from forcing sex on any man within their grasp.  The Buster’s resort includes dedicated “Bro-down Pits” on the pool deck and in the open shower rooms staffed by highly trained employees that let groups of up-to-18 young, SPH-frenzied, large-cocked muscle studs shoot loads in faces, up asses and into mouths without stopping, sometimes for hours on end.

“I don’t need alcohol or SPH to party – I’m horny enough already.  But I’m happy to come out and party with a bunch of likeminded muscle nuts like myself,” says Bamboo. “But my cock is ready to take on any challenge these straight studs put up to it!  I’m really happy Hugo invited me to come down to do this.”

Hugo Hackelberg himself published the following statement:
I have been incredibly impressed in my private meetings with Jevaun over the past few days with his incredible charisma and undeniable charm.  At just 17 years old, he already has the bearing of a much older pro Bodybuilder.  I’m sure that with his phenomenal physique, aggressive cock, and nearly unlimited quantities of cum, his star will just continue to rise and be an inspiration to all men, even those elder than himself.  I am beyond proud to now have “Bamboo” as part of the Hackelberg Group and the Buster’s Beach Resort communities. 

Hugo Hackelberg, the Swedish millionaire famed for his endless promotion of naked bodybuilding and liberal support of a cadre of naked bodybuilders, has been a controversial figure both in the NB circuit and in the greater world.  Accusations that he has influenced and shaped the current sport of Naked Bodybuilding to his own tastes by the use of his limitless personal assets and the number of NB servicing companies under his Hackelberg Group conglomerate (including businesses related to resorts and tourism, gyms, chemical enhancement laboratories, supplement companies and cum-based beverages) are not unfounded.

DO YOU THINK IT IS WISE FOR BAMBOO TO ALIGN HIMSELF WITH THE CONTROVERSIAL HACKELBERG?

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OTHER STORIES FROM BUSTER’S SPRING BREAK THAT ARE WORTH SHARING?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 31

WALHELM IS READY TO TAKE THE FINALS STAGE

ENJOYING HIS FAME: Infamously thick dicked sensation, Swante Walhelm of Norway, gives a young fan an “autograph” cum shot to the face.

The wild and boisterous atmosphere of the BeefBoy is especially heightened this year.  Mired in operational challenges and overcrowded facilities, somehow the excitement of youth and energy generated by acres of naked alpha flesh has made up for those failures by the organizers.  Plenty of the boys have tapped into that dynamic energy, and one of the most surprising to attendees is Norway’s Swante Walhelm.

Noted for his almost misanthropic attitude during the pre-show, Walhelm has seemingly done a 180 degree turn from his standoffish and isolated pre-contest training mode.  His initial avoidance of appreciation of his record-settingly monstrous cock seems to have evaporated too.  The thick dong was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock-hard in front of him and swinging dramatically with every step as he entered the exhibition center this morning.

“I feel no stress.  I’m ready to get on stage and blow them all away,” Swante says.  Swante easily dominated the Super-Heavyweight division of the collegiate class, and is ready to start the finals, where he can meet up with the competitor he is most frequently compared to, Gerard Bouchelle of Canada.

His notedly more relaxed demeanor is such a change that fellow competitors didn’t recognize him this morning.  “Of course, I am enjoying it.  All these guys are falling at their feet because they recognize that I’m superior: the top dick at this event.  I am sure that the judges will also recognize it when I get on that finals stage,” he says as he allows two eager fans the opportunity to take turns attempting to orally stimulate his hugely thick fuck stick.  “Here we go!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK CHANGED WALHELM’S OUTLOOK?

WALHELM AND BOUCHELLE ARE BOTH COMPETING AS SUPER HEAVYWEIGHTS.  WHO DO YOU PREFER? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 30

EXTREME HORNINESS NOTED BY ALL COMPETITORS AT THIS YEAR’S SHOW

UNUSUAL GAINS: Junior Middleweight Rhett Hardy of the United States waits backstage.  His dick has swelled after his time during the pre-show and has been rock hard for almost a week.

The heated atmosphere of hundreds of pumped and sexually stimulated teenage and young men penned up for days has boiled over during the stage performances.  Several incidents of on-stage sexual contact have gone beyond the usual, even for a historically loose show like the BeefBoy.  These violations of the rules have been indicative of the exceeding horniness of this group of young men, and have been easily seen in the exceedingly aggressive performances happening on stage by the rule abiding boys too.

The volatile and thrilling libidos have been a welcome surprise for competitors and fans alike.  Speculation on the trigger of the extreme horniness can be traced to the extended exposure to high levels of testosterone and Alpha pheromones amongst the fellow competitors from the hothouse atmosphere of naked muscle flesh for the past weeks. Although many of these boys are “natural” or near natural (in that they are not dosing on heavy enhancements), the hormone levels put out by boys in their mid- and late teens is such that it has raised the overall pheromonal effect, causing many reactions as these young studs have spent so much time packed in together. 

“Man, I have been so horny this entire time,” says 20-year-old Junior middleweight Rhett Hardy. “And in just a week, my cock has added a whole inch in length and ¾” in diameter.  I do plenty of stim work at home, but I’ve never had gains like this in such a short time.  And the cum just keeps coming! Not having any Assistants, my buddies and I have been aggressively working our dicks with each other to prep for having control on stage but nothing seems to get them to calm down!  I got so crazed that I caused Diego to pass out because I face fucked him so hard.  But he got me good the next day in the gym when he held me down and forced a 12” dildo in my ass while he was also power fucking me. My hole was really worked over after that stretching, but I came four times when he was jack-hammering me so that was worth it.  Seeing those eruptions, now we’re all double fucking to see if we can get the edge off.”

It is clear Hardy and his friends aren’t the only ones leaving their horniness to chance, as the 24-hour gyms and backstage areas have been jam packed with cock stroking, oral and anal stim, and massive cum shots coating floors, walls and even ceilings.  The excessive man-sex prep is working though, and so far outside of their operational issues, the show has been a smashing success. 

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OTHER STORIES OF EXCESSIVE HORNINESS AMONGST THE COMPETITORS?

DO YOU THINK THAT RHETT HARDY AND HIS FRIEND’S TRAINING WILL REALLY HELP THEM CONTROL THEIR COCKS? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 13

SWANTE WALHELM IS READY TO “DO BATTLE”

THICKNESS, PERSONIFIED: Swante Walhelm waits for his official photo call. Despite short stature, the crowds parted as he moved through them.

One of the most buzzed about competitors at this year’s event has been Norwegian collegiate level bodybuilder Swante Walhelm.  Though a champ naked bodybuilder in his home country for several years, this is his first international competition and word of his thick muscles and even thicker cock immediately spread throughout the show.

Walhelm himself has laid low, and does not appear to play into the hype.  Asked about the experience so far for his first international show, Walhelm was blunt, “It is annoying. I prefer to keep to myself, but there are so many boys everywhere. There are ten of us in my dorm room and when I sleep they will wake me by grabbing my cock and trying to fit their mouths around it.  But I have caught them a few times and held them down and raped them, and that is usually that.  I would just like to get to the competition.”

Walhelm says that in Norway things are different. “People do know me there and they know my families accomplishments, but are not so impolite or rude.  The Norse know to keep to themselves.  The men in my family have long been famous for their strength.  I am the shortest of my brothers however, and excelled in bodybuilding over strength trials.  My nickname is “Bred økse” back home.  It means the Broad Axe, and I am looking forward to doing battle soon against these other men.”

DOES SWANTE WALHELM HAVE THE THICKEST COCK AT THE COMPETITION?

HOW DO YOU THINK WALHELM GOT HIS NICKNAME, “THE BROAD AXE”?