MASTERS GRAND PRIX 5

TEDI BALLO WORKS OUT WITH LOCALS, BUT HAS NOT OFFICIALLY REGISTERED

WILL HE OR WON'T HE?: Chad Galvin (2nd from left) prepares to demonstrate his deep oral-stim technique on superstar bodybuilder and BFF Tedi Ballo (left) for local naked bodybuilders.  Ballo would not confirm if he plans to compete in the Masters' this year.

The long list of well-known names in town for the Master’s is really a who’s-who of naked bodybuilding stars. The most recent to pop up is the legendary Tedi Ballo.  The 39-year-old has been in the game for 20 years, but his last professional competition was the 2014 Pan-Africas.  Since then, he has maintained a low profile, working out with his partner Chad Galvin and training his star nephew, Joff Ballo.  Ballo and Galvin were spotted at a local naked gym, but would not say whether Ballo was actually in town to compete.

His nephew Joff continues to impress, especially with his recent win at the 2017 Pan-Africas.  And his closeness and inspirational upbringing with his uncle are well known.  Ever since Tedi reached SubMaster’s age, there’s been speculation that uncle and nephew might show for a Master’s Boy pairing, however it never came to fruition.  Now that Joff is a winning IFNB elite-pro in his own right, the chances are slim he would show for a Junior division usually reserved for amateurs. 

“I do have other nephews besides Joff,” an annoyed Ballo comments, when asked. “As a family, we really are inherently perfect.  My nephew Jabari just turned 19 and he spent last summer with Chad and I, working out, pumping alpha dick, and preparing before he left for college.  But for myself, I don’t know if I’m ready to have a Master’s trophy before I’m 40.”

Tedi’s 32-year-old naked bodybuilding BFF Chad Galvin agrees that Jabari has great prospects, “All the Ballos are blessed with great genetic bases.  Plenty of muscle, naturally huge cocks, and the most delicious cum.  Jabari’s got a way to go to get as good as his brother, but he is on the right track.” 

“Right now, I am just happy to hang out at this gym with these local guys and get a feel for this town.  Chad and I have been to a lot of places, but I like the vibe here,” says Ballo, cum dripping from his cock after a chest-press-and-fuck stim session with Galvin and two local naked bodybuilders.  “There are a few days left to register.  We’ll see what happens,” he coyly adds.

DO YOU THINK TEDI BALLO SHOULD ENTER THE MASTERS?

HOW MANY OTHER BODYBUILDING BALLO’S DO YOU THINK ARE OUT THERE? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 34

SNAESSON PREPARES FOR THE OVERALL FINALS BY LETTING OFF STEAM

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY? Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson gets oiled by an aspiring Naked Bodybuilding assistant at a party held by a local bodybuilding club, Sociedade de Galos Flexionados.

With the divisional competitions complete, the next stop for the winners in each class is the overall Finals where they will compete against each other for the title of best BeefBoy, and the coveted BeefBoy Golden Phallus trophy.  The trophy is molded from the perfect fuck tool of 2012 winner, and youngest Mister Alpha ever, J.K. Roher. 

Now that regular competition is over and the vast majority of the horny young men taking part no longer have commitment to the competition, as is tradition, the organizers finally opened the proverbial gates and let the boys roam the host city of Lisbon.  One of the most exciting opportunities for locals and events attendees during these post-competition periods is the events hosted by local naked bodybuilding clubs.  It is a wonderful space for local aspirants to interact with competition level bodybuilders, and also a great place for different cultures to interact and learn from each other. 

Having been cooped up for days on end, many of the boys are exceedingly horny and hormonal, and despite best efforts by the organizers and authorities, there are usually a few reports of incidents and confrontations between roving bands of aggressively erect nude musclemen and locals.  This year, the Sociedade de Galos Flexionados, the largest Portuguese naked bodybuilding amateur association, opened their doors for a 6-day open house.  Sociedade director Armando Corriea gladly welcomes any and all boys who want to visit the clubhouse. “We are leaving our gym and pump facilities open for the remainder of the time of the BeefBoy.  We will be hosting workout events, classes, social hours and all-night flex parties.  Our full set of naked-bodybuilding-assistants in-training are making themselves available since we know there will be many swollen cocks, and we are supplementing them for round-the-clock use by many of our regular local bodybuilders looking to interact with this set of international competitors.  We want them to understand how welcoming the Portuguese can be.”

One of those taking advantage of the open door at the Sociedade is Sigurdur Snaesson.  He will be representing his class as the overall winner of the Teen Heavyweights, but has been at the clubhouse for at least 24 hours.  “I was about ready to burst, so when they opened the doors I was literally the first one out and on the streets, my cock super-hard and ready for some action.  Rico and a bunch of the other guys haven’t been out because they’re focused on the Finals, but I couldn’t make it all the way here and not experience the local culture.  All the locals have been so cool and really happy to have us here.  I may never leave!”

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY INCIDENTS WITH THE TEENAGE COMPETITORS NOW THAT THEY ARE FREE TO EXPLORE LISBON?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON PREPARING FOR THE FINALS, OR OUT SOCIALIZING?