Wednesday, April 4, 2018

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 34

SNAESSON PREPARES FOR THE OVERALL FINALS BY LETTING OFF STEAM
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY? Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson gets oiled by an aspiring Naked Bodybuilding assistant at a party held by a local bodybuilding club, Sociedade de Galos Flexionados.

With the divisional competitions complete, the next stop for the winners in each class is the overall Finals where they will compete against each other for the title of best BeefBoy, and the coveted BeefBoy Golden Phallus trophy.  The trophy is molded from the perfect fuck tool of 2012 winner, and youngest Mister Alpha ever, J.K. Roher. 

Now that regular competition is over and the vast majority of the horny young men taking part no longer have commitment to the competition, as is tradition, the organizers finally opened the proverbial gates and let the boys roam the host city of Lisbon.  One of the most exciting opportunities for locals and events attendees during these post-competition periods is the events hosted by local naked bodybuilding clubs.  It is a wonderful space for local aspirants to interact with competition level bodybuilders, and also a great place for different cultures to interact and learn from each other. 

Having been cooped up for days on end, many of the boys are exceedingly horny and hormonal, and despite best efforts by the organizers and authorities, there are usually a few reports of incidents and confrontations between roving bands of aggressively erect nude musclemen and locals.  This year, the Sociedade de Galos Flexionados, the largest Portuguese naked bodybuilding amateur association, opened their doors for a 6-day open house.  Sociedade director Armando Corriea gladly welcomes any and all boys who want to visit the clubhouse. “We are leaving our gym and pump facilities open for the remainder of the time of the BeefBoy.  We will be hosting workout events, classes, social hours and all-night flex parties.  Our full set of naked-bodybuilding-assistants in-training are making themselves available since we know there will be many swollen cocks, and we are supplementing them for round-the-clock use by many of our regular local bodybuilders looking to interact with this set of international competitors.  We want them to understand how welcoming the Portuguese can be.”

One of those taking advantage of the open door at the Sociedade is Sigurdur Snaesson.  He will be representing his class as the overall winner of the Teen Heavyweights, but has been at the clubhouse for at least 24 hours.  “I was about ready to burst, so when they opened the doors I was literally the first one out and on the streets, my cock super-hard and ready for some action.  Rico and a bunch of the other guys haven’t been out because they’re focused on the Finals, but I couldn’t make it all the way here and not experience the local culture.  All the locals have been so cool and really happy to have us here.  I may never leave!”

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY INCIDENTS WITH THE TEENAGE COMPETITORS NOW THAT THEY ARE FREE TO EXPLORE LISBON?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON PREPARING FOR THE FINALS, OR OUT SOCIALIZING? 

2 comments:

  1. Truth to tell, Sigurdur Snaesson is probably focused on a slightly bigger prize than the Beefboy! So no worries about his lack of focus, or the possible repercussions of a so-called Night on the Town. For as it happens, Correia and his impressive squadron of NBAs have teamed with Snaesson and his manager Chris Marsden to create something of a smokescreen while Snaesson is out scouting for the best cocksuckers and testicle oilers in Western Europe.

    We think part of the goal here is to keep Bandeas, Bouchelle, and Bamboo appeased and with a steady rollcall of the best oral stim talent available. For back at the venue hotel, where the and the other superheavyweights and megaweights have been sequestered pending the finals showdown, the Beefboy supply of oral stim talent is all too often distracted by the parties and the sheer abundance of available, oversized teen and Collegiate muscle cock. By the time the on-the-clock stim boys made it as far as the penthouse, where Bandeas and buddies are engaged in round-the-clock disciplined fast pump up sets, carb loading, rest, tanning, flex and pose practice, and alpha strutting, their jaw muscles were too weary (and the caked cream of multiple facials too thick) to be able to apply their talents to the thick cocks of the superboys. In the final hours before showtime, the challenge is to apply oral stim up to the point of AND NOT INCLUDING ejaculation. Oral stim is a delicate art - suck, lick, release, squeeze balls, prevent cumming, return member to flaccid state, rinse, repeat. It takes a special talent to do all this - and the sloppily (if exuberantly) managed Beefboy simply in its final days threw eager cocksuckers at the bodybuilders without regard to special skills.

    Snaesson, with his uncommonly beautiful face masking his deep devilish ambition, anticipated both Bandeas (et cie's) needs, and with his own beautiful cock a lure for the best talent, partnered with Correia and the "party-scene" to weed out the best of the best. The plan was simple. Posters were slapped up all along the streets between the venue and the Sociedade de Galos Flexionados main offices, promising Snaesson's personal appearance in the final round of parties. Once he arrived, the mighty (and mightily handsome) Sigurdur strolled with alpha male determination through the frenized mob, almost preternaturally able to spot the best cocksucking talent on the floor. Once identified, he sampled the goods, commanding each prospect to STOP just before he ejaculated down their throats - and for added tension, threw a potential double Bi-cum pose into the mix. The boys who were able to control their passion and return Snaesson to his natural state of 14 inches (flaccid) suddenly found the handsome boy's cock plucked from their lips by the beefiest of NBAs, and hustled tenderly into a waiting van to be whisked off to the impatiently waiting teen champs back at the hotel. No less than 8 lucky young oral stimmers were discovered in the crowd, although Snaesson, it must be said, may have sacrificed his final placing. He was brought to ejaculation 157 times over the course of the day and night just to find the 8 who knew how to stop the flow and still keep Snaesson happy.

    Snaesson shot about 13 gallons of semen during the testing process, coating faces, walls and floor. However, he anticipates a generous payday, and a grateful Bandeas after the show. Marsden walked away with a hefty private purse to share with the handsome young muscle monster, and Correia, his NBAs, and the Sociedade de Galos Flexionados received not a little street cred from the whole gambit.

    And who can say? Snaesson, a remarkable young cum monster, found time to rest and reload. Perhaps his onstage pose-and-shoot performance won't be hampered after all - even if he won't be able to replicate the probably legendary loads the top muscle boys will no doubt produce after their final sequestration is over, and the explode onto the stage.

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  2. Photo above: a candid shot of a clearly determined Snaesson sampling a potential oral stim candidate for immediate penthouse use. As it happened, the young boy at left, a mere 14 years of age and from a small village in Andorra, had prodigious, almost natural-genius cocksucking and ball-stimming abilities, and had hitchhiked across Spain and into Portugal to reach Lisbon in time.

    On the essay part of the questionnaire (de rigueur) at the Penthouse, the boy (Carlos Gran Chupapollas, already a future oral stim star in the making) acknowledged he lived quietly with his father, six brothers, and 13 uncles, all rather significantly older, and all packed with prodigious "mountain talent" of their own. His household duties had been clearly laid out to him since the age of 10, and the benevolent men of the family, realizing early on that their boy presented very special gifts, sacrificed all they had for Carlos's bus trip, hoping for just such a lucky break!

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