MEGAWEIGHT FACE OFF!
There was great excitement in the auditorium as the first round of the Finals kicked off. In a further break with the traditional scheduling, organizers chose to kick off with the Megaweight class and work their way backwards. Starting with the 45+ Master’s division also mean they started out with a bang with two of the biggest Megaweight superstars competing head-to-head: 48-year-old Tory Zak, who inaugurated the megaweight class in 2004, and 46-year-old Carlos Monza, who is South America’s most famous naked athlete.
Both put on aggressive and deliberately sexual displays, full of antagonistic stances and dangerously directed cock displays. They repeatedly showcased their dominant attitudes by cumming on each other, especially on the face. Although forbidden by official IFNB rules, competitors have long found ways to “accidentally” blast their opponents with cum during stage competition. Generally, judges have looked the other way on the practice except in the most blatant cases, and the posturing between the two leading muscle bulls became so obvious that Zak was warned twice and Monza three times from the head judge to stop directing shots at each other.
As Megeweights, cum timing was not great for the first round of finals but it was copious! In the final tally, Zak hit 28 cum shots and Monza 33, however Zak had an impressive 69% timing rate, while Monza only reached 55%. That impressive rate (for a Mega) put Zak in 1st and Monza in 2nd. In 3rd was the 6’6” strongman-turned-naked-bodybuilder, Swede Olle Ljungberg. He topped the cum count with an astounding 46 shots of sperm, though the exact count was a bit disputed because at times a constant stream of rich white man juice poured from his 15” log of a cock. His score was briefly suspended while he was tested for banned stimulants, but he checked out and his placement was restored after he came back with only hugely elevated testosterone levels standard for a Megaweight coursing through his veins.
Zak’s placement was also unofficially questioned by Monza’s more rabid fans as he was accused of a softening of his cock during the compulsory posing rounds. Zak however claimed that his fuckpole was just “too heavy”, and that causes it to sag in certain poses. The judges seemed to agree, as Zak’s Cock-Hardness score was not affected. For his part, Monza did not seem worried, “He got this round just barely. And I wasn’t even looking at his dick – my body is perfections so why would I care about anyone else? I’ll be back in the final round and take it all.”
DO YOU THINK SHOOTING CUM ON OTHER COMPETITORS SHOULD BE BANNED IN STAGE COMPETITON OR NOT?
DO YOU THINK ZAK SHOULD HAVE WON THIS ROUND, OR WAS MONZA NOT JUDGED FAIRLY?



















