BEEFBOY CLASSIC 23

LAST MINUTE CHANGES SURPRISE COMPETITORS

TEENAGE DREAMS?: The first day of the preliminaries for the teen division included only the bantam and middleweight classes.  Middleweight competitors Gustavo Chaparro of Venezuela and the Gwialen twins from Australia (Aeron and Wren) led their class in the first round.

Due to the huge number of entrants for this year’s BeefBoy, show organizers announced a last-minute change just this morning to the official schedule.  After the collegiate preliminary rounds went late into the evening due to the sheer number of bodybuilders and the repeated breaks to clean the drenching amount of cum, it was announced that the Teen preliminaries starting today would be broken into 2 days.  The Junior division, scheduled to start tomorrow, would also push out and be split into at least 2 days.

“We learned our lesson last night, and it was not fair to keep the collegiate boys up and performing after midnight.  It wasn’t fair to them and it wasn’t fair to the judges, as everyone was tired and irritable by the end.” Says lead organizer Paulo Busek.  When asked about a report that he was accosted by an angry super-heavyweight who confronted Busek in an elevator and left Busek stripped nude and gagging on the college sophomore’s fat dong, he scoffed. “That is not an accurate representation of what happened.  I spent all day nude from being so heavily coated with muscle cum during the preliminary rounds, and anyone who says they saw me left “gagging” on any cock obviously does not know me.”

The new schedule had the lower weight classes performing today, disappointing those who came to see super-heavyweight teen stars-in-the making Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  There were also mixed reactions from the competitors. “I have been completely focused on starting today at the top of my game, pumped with adrenaline and testosterone.  This is total bullshit to have to cool down for a day and try again tomorrow!” said feisty Argentinian Rico Bandeas, stalking through the exhibition center lobby.  Bamboo, however, was nowhere to be found but word was he was still at the dorm gym and seemed relaxed by all reports.  We will see tomorrow if both boys bring their A++ game to the preliminaries.

ARE THERE ANY EYEWITNESS STORIES TO THE “ATTACK” ON PAULO BUSEK?  DID HE “GAG” ON THE TEENAGER’S DICK? 

DO YOU THINK SPLITTENG UP THE COMPETITORS WILL HURT THE LARGER WEIGHT CLASSES WHO WERE PREPARED TO PERFORM TODAY?