IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 9

RUBENEZ WINS LIGHTHEAVY CLASS IN 3RD PRELIM;
CAN'T TAKE OVERALL FOR THE ROUND

RUBBING IT IN: Raul Rubenez finally makes the final posing round in the 3rd Preliminary Round,
where he showed off by rubbing his cum load into the thick leg of opponent super heavyweight Yori Korzoev.

When a muscled dude strips down and flexes, his muscles swell up.  Keep flexing, and he gets a pump, and is bigger than he was before.  Finding a way to capitalize on this system is one of the main themes of the laboratories which help evolve the super men of the IFNB.  Rapid muscle swelling chemicals are not perfected, and typically have mild affects, yet have made improvements over the years to where you occasionally see a pro able to swell in size during the course of a competition.  And this year, it looks like we have one such competitor: Raul Rubenez.

The former 2015 Anaconda Champion entered the contest in he light heavyweight class, far smaller than what might be needed to retain his championship.  Yet many noticed how he seemed larger during the second preliminary round than he did in the first.  Well, in the 3rd he had swelled larger still, leading us to inquire whether Rubenez is taking a risk on rapid-swell chems.  Fortunately, Rubenez is known for his blunt candor and made no bones about sharing:

"Sperm-activated growth-burst chem-balls are totally an edge I am bringing into his contest," he told us.  "You will finally see a truly huge Rubenez!  I am gunning to keep my title!"  The dense, solid chemical balls he is referring to are a type of slow-dissolving system that uses sperm to activate inside the rectum.  The balls, ranging in diameter from 1" to 3" usually, are inserted and left inside, while repetitive courses of sperm are injected anally to slowly dissolve the chemicals for delivery.  The upside?  A bodybuilder who seems to grow in size right before your eyes!  The downside?  They are slow to dissolve, and because it is illegal in the IFNB rules to have any insertions while on stage, competitors risk poor timing.  (Who can forget the frustrating disqualification of the amazing Carlos Monza, why used chem-ball delivery to surge forward in the placings at the 2013 Mr. Alpha, yet was disqualified due to undissolved balls still inside his ass.)

"My dose is small, so I have no worries about timing," Rubenez said.  And indeed, the effects have helped him in this contest, which has been race of muscle-to-cock balance in these early rounds.  Rubenez finally took first in the light heavyweights, yet was shut out of the overall win for the round by new sensation Yori Korzoev.

DO YOU THINK RUBENEZ IS SMAERT TO UP HIS ENHANCEMENT GAME?

DO YOU THINK IT IS SMART TO RUN THE RISK OF SLOW-DISSOLVING ASS INSERTIONS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE POTENT RAPID MUSCLE-GROWERS?

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 18

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015

MUSCLE-ENHANCING CUM FARMING DISTRIBUTOR
CITED FOR FALSE CLAIMS, USING NON-PRO LOADS

TRUE STUD, FALSE CLAIMS: AN exceptionally well hung young bodybuilder's monster enhanced cock
is inspected at an unregistered backroom cum farming company.  The bodybuilder is not a pro, even though 
the cum farm claims all it's stud juice is top grade registered pro-level cum.  

It is widely known that the intricate chemistry which alters a bodybuilder's physique to make their muscle monstrous AND cause superhuman cock growth also alters the delicious cum those bodybuilders produce.  One shot of enhanced bodybuilder cum is more potent for muscle growth than the vast majority of steroids and drugs out here.  Which is why the enhanced cum farming industry has grown rapidly in the past 15 years.  Muscle-cum based supplements have grown in popularity for both their potency and flavor, making the demand for this hot enhanced seed very high.

But regulating the cum farming is a recent development, which means a lot of cum farms are merely distributing normal grade musclecock juice.  The Institute For Reverance of Alpha Power (IRAP) Reverence is a private regulatory agency that began ranking and testing cum farms for potency in 2011, allowing supplement companies to know the potency of the sperm they are adding to their products and the public too better gauge the effects of muscle spunk.   The IRAP grading system rates cum loads five tiers, from "Affective" on the lowest rating through to "Volatile" at the most potent.  To give an idea of these levels, keep in mind the lowest is still enhanced, while the top – produced by supercocks like Pierre Douton and Carlos Monza – causes quite literally instantaneous growth affects.

But while stringency has been on the rise, there are still underhanded cum farms that distribute loads with false IRAP ratings.  Recently, IRAP released a report about one such cum farm, Authentic Arousal Labs.  Apparently Authentic not only falsely labels it's cum shipments, it also lies about their sources.  According to the report:

"Upwards of 65% of the samples labeled for shipping [from Authentic Arousal Labs] was milked from non-competitive enhanced penises, yet labeled falsely as IRAP Pro-Grade.  Consumer believing they are swelling pro naked bodybuilder sperm were often drinking cum from non competitive muscled men.  Even though the cum is genuinely from bodybuilders, these are hardly IRAP Pro-Grade loads."

IRAP's report about Authentic Arousal Labs also went on to explain that while all samples tested were within potency scale standards (i.e., were definitely muscle enhancing loads), they were often labeled at higher potencies than was the actual  case:

"The majority of gallons of sperm which was labeled as Level 4 ("Excessive Grade") cum loads actually tested at Level 2 ("Heightened Grade") or lower.  None of the barrels of Level 5 ("Volatile Grade") cum was tested above Level 3 Grade ("Intensified")."

The only loads correctly labeled by Authentic Arousal were the lowest grade loads.  Which means that all the companies which took sperm supply from Authentic's cum farm were using sub-grade sperm.  

Authentic Arousal Labs refused to respond to our contact, but sent an email which explained that they stood by their cum loads.  "While it is true we do farm from non-competitive amateur muscle cock, these are exceptional muscle men with highly enhanced penis sizes, " the email explains.  "While we feel bad that IRAP fails to agree that our muscled amateurs are of equivalent grades as competitive pro level cock, we are certain our cum is ethically distributed and that much of the IRAP report is skewed misinterpretation."

While a strong denial of the IRAP findings, several muscle cum supplements companies have hustled to pull products made from the mislabeled cum shipments.  Some of the most popular affected cum supplements affected are:

• Thik'N'Joocy Pre Workout Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
• Wadz Cum Protein by Powerful Bull, Inc.
• Shlurp Post Cock Training Recovery Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
• SpermXtreme Protein Drink from BullyForce Nutrition
• Hard Terror Pre-Cock-Training Formula from BullyForce Nutrition
• Loaded Brand Cum-Filled Capsules from BullyForce Nutrition
• DickBreath Alpha Cum Flavored Chews from BullyForce Nutrition
• Pro Wads Protein Mix from Exellor, Inc.
• Jizz Burst Pre Workout from Exellor, Inc.
• SukItDown! Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• DubbleDik'd! Max Strength Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• ThrobbinDong! Pre-Cock-Training Forumla from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• BellyFul! Overnight Cum Absorption Formula from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
• GagOnIt! Maximum Cum Enhancer from CockStar Supplements, Inc.

There are many other products potentially impacted by the mislabeled amateur cum loads beyond this list you see here, but most companies quick to distance themselves from the mistakes made by Authentic Arousal Labs are offering consumer replacements for recently purchased products made with lesser-grade sperm than advertised.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AMATEUR MUSCLE CUM BEING USED IN SUPPLEMENTS?  DO YOU THINM IRAP IS TOO STRICT?

HAVE YOU SUED ANY OF THE ABOVE SUPPLEMENTS?  IF SO, DID THEY SEEM LESS POTENT THAN OTHER CUYM SUPPLEMENTS YOU'VE TAKEN?

DRAGONCOCK '15 PAN ASIA PRO 14

SCANDALOUS FLAW IN THE HEAVYWEIGHT 
CLASS RESULTS IN UNLIKELY ENTRANT!

OUT OF PLACE YET MONSTER COCKED: Wai Jeffries (center) was clearly underweight when he took stage in the

Heavyweight Class in the first round of Preliminaries.  While he possesses the cock of a heavyweight, fans  and 

competitors alike were baffled at how this competitor could have been entered in this class.  

Yet judges remained professional and scored the round appropriately.

The round was won by the horny, monster-cocked stud to the right, Iko Tamo.

For the average fan it is hard to imagine a cycle of enhancements that cause such muscle engorgement as to literally add 20, 30 or 50 lbs of muscle in literally days or even hours of time.  This sort of science is challenging, and often relies on untested experiments to have such rapid and exciting muscle growth.  

Yet when rapid muscle growth is done right, it is amazing.  (Who can forget the incredible on stage muscle growth of top Superheavyweight Carlos Monza at the 2013 Mr. Alpha, whose high-tech anally-delivered chemicals resulted in one of the most memorable competitive "swells" ever in IFNB history!)  The problem seems to be that not all men are genetically responsive to these super cycles.  Add that on top of the far-from-perfected science and you can get a surprisingly opposite effect – which is what fans saw during the very first night of the Preliminary Rounds of competition at the DragonCock!

Heavyweight pro competitor Wai Jeffries has competed in Heavyweight classes several times since becoming a pro, often topping scales at 208 and 211 lbs!  Considering his shorter height, it is startling to see that kind of heft.  Yet Jeffries has specific genetic traits that make him very receptive to the outrageously expensive and specific science of rapid growth, allowing him to swell to insane proportions over short periods.  Yet through  miscalculation (or simply due to the randomness of the science behind rapid-growth cycles), Jeffries took the stage at a far lesser weight than what is required of a Heavyweight.  The degree of reverse shrinking left fans wondering how a smaller guy could have been in this class.  Yet Jeffries indeed weighed in at the correct height 2 weeks ago during the start of the pre-event.  Clearly some lousy timing caused a major flaw between weigh in and the first Prelims.

The only hint of the monstrous Heavyweight that Jeffries is typically was seen in his fat and thick fuck rod, which performed excellently for him, and kept him out of looking too foolish.  The hole-destroyer performed well enough that it should have locked a win on a larger competitors, globbing 10 hot loads, timing 7 perfectly.  Phenomenally masculine cock performance like that is a shame to be wasted on a competitor who couldn't break the top 25 in his weight class!  

Ironically, though, the round was won by pro Iko Tamo, who is also a shorter heavyweight competitor.  Tamo's thickness was unstoppable among taller competitors, and his mighty 13" rod was a powerhouse of horny prowess, pumping 9 loads of juicy muscle cum, with 4 well-timed blasts.  

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RAPID-GROWTH CYCLING AND IT'S UNPREDICTABILITY?  

WERE YOU OKAY WITH WAI JEFFRIES BEING ALLOWED TO COMPETE IN SPITE OF THE ERROR IN HIS ENHANCEMENT TIMING?