Monday, March 19, 2018

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 27

TEEN DIVISION STARTS OUT STRONG
HEAD OF THE HEAVIES: At just 16-year-old, Sigurdur Snaesson of Iceland dominated the teen heavyweights today.  There is speculation that his connection to “best bro” Rico Bandeas may have given him a slight leg up on the competition. 
Despite sloppy execution by the show organizers, attendees and competitors alike have been pleasantly surprised with the generally high level of pumped muscle and throbbing man-meat presented by the boys attending this year’s BeefBoy.  The long lead-in and extensive delays may have given some boys a leg up with plenty of time to focus on working out and fucking with other boys before finally taking the stage. 

Despite being the youngest group, the teen division has impressed with their massive bodies and thick cocks.  So far, the front runner for the teenagers has been from today’s heavyweights, although we have yet to see the super-heavyweights, including up-and-coming stars Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson was a shooting machine and presented top-notch performances during the compulsory and free posing sessions.  He did an impressive 21 cum shots total, with 11 during compulsory poses, and 10 excellently timed shots during free pose.  

Asked about his stellar performance today, Snaesson attributes his success to his own training and dedication – he has been working out since he was 12 years old.  But he also admits he feels he did gain this week from spending significant time working out with his new best-bud, Argentine Rico Bandeas, over the last week.  “We met the first day at the teen auction and I knew we were simpatico.  He and I are really the same in so many ways.  Plus he’s a great training partner – I came with a few friends to help me out, since I am the only guy here from Iceland so they didn’t supply anybody.  He shared his team and trainers with me this week, but we also bunked together and spent plenty of the past days working out.  We ate together, laughed together, pumped together, slept next to each other.  Even showered together. He’s a super-heavy, so there were times he would hold me down and I couldn’t stop him from pumping his huge dick into me.  But I think we’re both better for it, and I think I’ve made a friend for life.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE TEEN DIVISION SO FAR?


DO YOU THINK SNAESSON WILL HOLD IS TOP PLACING IN THE TEENS AFTER WE SEE BAMBOO AND HIS BESTIE, BANDEAS TAKE THE STAGE?  


1 comment:

  1. Of course the puppy love aspects in the Beefboy are catnip to the fans...and Snaesson's swoony boycrush on megateen musclemonster Bandeas tick off all the prequisite checkboxes for the fans. And the promise of a frisky future friend-for-life best pal-ever between the beautiful young blond muscleboy and the super thick superheavyweight Bandeas has the fans gleefully stroking manmeat in the aisles.

    But the realities may be somewhat more interesting. Bandeas' alliance with the pansexual Bamboo is already trade info fodder. And Snaesson isn't quite the innocent, love-crazed young musclepup portrayed in the fan mags.

    For instance, Snaesson's new manager is none other than Chris Marsden (http://ifnb.blogspot.com/2016/08/special-report-inside-cmcs-12.html#comment-form) who has long sought to create a team of muscle cocksuckers to enhance his own team status within the CMCS. Snaesson reportedly buddied up with the megadicked Bandeas to build both his rep and to practice his already prodigious deepthroat skills with the notoriously violent deepdick throat strokes rumored to be Bandeas' private trademark. Bandeas, ever quiet in person, is always on the prowl for the best cocksuckers in the league today. And Snaesson proved himself ready, willing, and able on that front.

    So why not add a little muscle puppylove tale to the story? And it's not entirely untrue....Snaesoon is said to prefer sucking Bandeas' monster pole to almost anything else in the weight room - except, of course, biceps curls. Young Sigurdur aims to build the biggest guns in the biz. He has a long way to go, true. But if his ambition is any guide - and his relative fearlessness (men twice his age and size have been hospitalized attempting to suck the monster pole of Bandeas, who is known to routinely hand out black eyes and broken noses and jaws to those who try and don't meet up to his strict standards of cocksucking) - Snaesson has a serious career ahead of him.

    And more to the point - not a mark on Snaesson's handsome face. We guess Bandeas is perfectly satisfied with the drill.

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