MEGAWEIGHT FACE OFF!
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| STUNNING DISPLAY: Megaweights Tory Zak and Carlos Monza easily dominated the field in the first round of the Finals. They however sparred repeatedly for dominance against each other, including multiple cum shots to the face during their free pose. |
There was great excitement in the auditorium as the first round of the Finals kicked off. In a further break with the traditional scheduling, organizers chose to kick off with the Megaweight class and work their way backwards. Starting with the 45+ Master’s division also mean they started out with a bang with two of the biggest Megaweight superstars competing head-to-head: 48-year-old Tory Zak, who inaugurated the megaweight class in 2004, and 46-year-old Carlos Monza, who is South America’s most famous naked athlete.
Both put on aggressive and deliberately sexual displays, full of antagonistic stances and dangerously directed cock displays. They repeatedly showcased their dominant attitudes by cumming on each other, especially on the face. Although forbidden by official IFNB rules, competitors have long found ways to “accidentally” blast their opponents with cum during stage competition. Generally, judges have looked the other way on the practice except in the most blatant cases, and the posturing between the two leading muscle bulls became so obvious that Zak was warned twice and Monza three times from the head judge to stop directing shots at each other.
As Megeweights, cum timing was not great for the first round of finals but it was copious! In the final tally, Zak hit 28 cum shots and Monza 33, however Zak had an impressive 69% timing rate, while Monza only reached 55%. That impressive rate (for a Mega) put Zak in 1st and Monza in 2nd. In 3rd was the 6’6” strongman-turned-naked-bodybuilder, Swede Olle Ljungberg. He topped the cum count with an astounding 46 shots of sperm, though the exact count was a bit disputed because at times a constant stream of rich white man juice poured from his 15” log of a cock. His score was briefly suspended while he was tested for banned stimulants, but he checked out and his placement was restored after he came back with only hugely elevated testosterone levels standard for a Megaweight coursing through his veins.
Zak’s placement was also unofficially questioned by Monza’s more rabid fans as he was accused of a softening of his cock during the compulsory posing rounds. Zak however claimed that his fuckpole was just “too heavy”, and that causes it to sag in certain poses. The judges seemed to agree, as Zak’s Cock-Hardness score was not affected. For his part, Monza did not seem worried, “He got this round just barely. And I wasn’t even looking at his dick – my body is perfections so why would I care about anyone else? I’ll be back in the final round and take it all.”
DO YOU THINK SHOOTING CUM ON OTHER COMPETITORS SHOULD BE BANNED IN STAGE COMPETITON OR NOT?
DO YOU THINK ZAK SHOULD HAVE WON THIS ROUND, OR WAS MONZA NOT JUDGED FAIRLY?
Shooting mancum should be compulsory in my opinion, and shooting on your opponents should be mandatory as well. Isn’t this what it’s all about? Dominating and humiliating your opponent while you drop as many loads as possible? Ljungberg should have won the tournament just because he shot the most loads.
ReplyDeleteThere has been a lot of discussion over time about how much weight cum volume should count towards overall score. In the early days before intense training and chemical enhancements blew cum scores into double digits, the actual number of shots was vitally important to overall scoring.
DeleteBut with the advances in training and sperm production enhancement, the IFNB altered the scoring rules to somewhat downplay the number of shots and start scoring cum timing more heavily, i.e. the ability to execute hands- free shots in conjunction with the standard poses. As naked bodybuilding is a sport, the athletes have to be scored on both their natural abilities (cum volume) as their training and skill (cum timing).
In the end, the relative importance of each in scoring seems to be driven by the preferences of the organizers and the head judge. There are some shows, like the FreakShow, that celebrate masculine extremes so volume has historically been more important. But "academic" shows, like Mr. Alpha, have a tighter focus on skill, so timing seems to take precedence.
As far as face-shooting cum, that has also been very controversial. Those who think that cum is the ultimate symbol of a man have argued that shooting it on your opponent is really a compliment. Whereas, others argue that jizzing on an opponent's face is an ultimate symbol of masculine domination. In the end, the official position is that having a bodybuilder coated in thick globs of white man cum obstructs the judge's ability to view their bodies in full, so "directed" cum shots are against the rules. However, "splash back" and "exuberant spray" are not to be penalized, though what constitutes those definitions is left vague and at the discretion of the head judge at each competition. Competitors have historically toed the line on this, and warnings for intentional spray are the most frequently issued call by IFNB judging panels, athough disqualifications are almost unheard of.
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DeleteI would like the privilege of “meating” you.
I would think that a bodybuilder directing his cum shots at his opponent and having his cum dripping off his opponen's face would be a major mark of a man's masculinity and strength and should be a critical part of the judges scoring rules and the ultimate sign of a guys superiority in a competition.
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