CHECK-INS COMPLETE; REVEAL MOSTLY RETURN
COMPETITORS, HIGH NUMBER OF NON-ELITE PROS
COMPETITORS, HIGH NUMBER OF NON-ELITE PROS
ONE OF THE BEST JOBS IN THE GAME: An official at the registration table checks the cock thickness and lengthof Canadian lightweight pro Craig Terly. Like many new pros in the IFNB, Terly had to be inspected carefully
to ensure his proportions are above regulation for the PowerDong (which of course they were).
Many newer pros are only slightly above regulations, which has mad check-in a slower process than usual.
to ensure his proportions are above regulation for the PowerDong (which of course they were).
Many newer pros are only slightly above regulations, which has mad check-in a slower process than usual.
Imagine having to get up at 5:00am, put on a suit, and then wait for nude, muscular men to shove their fat cocks into your hand. Imagine running your hands all over their thick, swollen pecs and quads, while you indulge measuring their proportions. While trying to get the size of the mindbogglingly girth dongs, they often start spurting their hot cum loads all over your face – and that nice suit you wore. Imagine this happening dozens of times, hour after hour, for three days straight.
"Over the years these alphas have ruined dozens of suits with their self-entitled cum blasts," smiled IFNB registration official Chris Warley. "While taking measurements and enforcing rules may seem boring to most, it is seriously one of the most exciting jobs out there."
And one of the most important; the IFNB is revered for it's remarkable (if complex) system of policies to maintain such high standards of the ultimate alpha male form. Ensuring that pros are up to caliber for entering a contest is obviously a key link in that chain of elements that bring to fans a competition between the most well-endowed, hyper confident and perfectly built men on the planet.
And the registration at the PDMC this year has been especially rigorous considering how many Base Level pro competitors have entered. There are a huge number of pros who do the PowerDong every year, and the vast majority are not Elite Level. Many of these lower-ranked pros have literally only earned that coveted pro designation via winning in amateur leagues very recently, putting them just barely into the category of professional nude bodybuilder. As such, ensuring that their cock size and girth is regulation with their weight class standards is essential to keep the field competitive at the pro level.
"We have had to deny 13 pros entry already," Warley told us. "Usually it is because their cock is just barely under-regulation, which is a shame because they are so close to the requirements.
"We're not being hard-asses about it; just dedicated to our jobs at upholding standards. Trust me, we try to help these young men even at the point of registration. One middleweight was just an eighth of an inch shy of regulation, and we took our time jerking him hard, and helping him out, trying to give him a shot at meeting the entry requirements. I sucked him hard for a long while, as did another official, really trying to help that cock swell to the necessary size. Unfortunately, some newer pros just don't enhance their cocks thoroughly, and get turned away during check in."
Obviously, with efforts like Warley's and the other registration officials, check-in is often slowed to a crawl. With so many competitors already hyper aggressive due to their intense testosterone levels, you might imagine it gets out of hand. However, while pros are notoriously competitive with each other, at registration there was a sense of encouragement. Often these newer, lesser pros would be rowdily encouraged to powerfuck the throats of the officials, with the nude muscle alphas encouraging them to swell their dick and get into this contest.
"I have rarely seen a pro not respect the registration process," said Warley. "Which is why I am not surprised when there is encouragement during check in. I get to see these sex-crazed nude muscle beasts at a rare moment of camaraderie and enthusiasm. It really is a great job!"
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE RIGOROUS CHECK IN PROCESS THE IFNB UPHOLDS?
WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON THE STANDARDS, AND OF THE JOB OFFICIALS DO DURING CHECK IN?
Given that this is a naked event and that spectators are expected to attend naked to watch their stars strut their stuff on stage why on earth don’t the registration officials perform their duties stripped naked. It would certainly save their suits, which anyway seem a totally incongruous frippery in what is essentially a display of massive male muscle and cock. They could then do their cock measuring which seems to involve massaging many contestants’ meat in order to scrape them into the minimum length category without worrying about their clothes. They would also have the pleasure of taking the contestants’ cum direct and even might arouse themselves sufficiently to give the contestants a dose of their own cream.
ReplyDeleteThe IFNB officials are professionals. Traditionally it was the contestants that were naked; the trend to allow attendees to join in the nude fun was something that arose later in the game, as a means of promoting the sport.
DeleteBut there are no contests that are 100% mandatory nude. All contests have areas and sections where mandatory nudity is required, but never 100% nude all the time. Which is why during registration you see people who are dressed.
I think the officials remain dressed to indicate themselves; it allows people to be able to see who they are. It also is the idea of deference to the alpha males who have earned the right to be naked without restriction.
It sounds like the PowerDong officials aren't using the official IFNB Cock Appraisal system? I know more and more people seem to be getting away from that subjective cock measuring technique (outlined in 2014 PRO PAN-AFRICA 11), and looks like they're using straight measuring to assess the contestant's cock worthiness.
ReplyDeleteYeah the Impact Assessment system is way outdated. (http://ifnb.blogspot.com/2014/10/2014-pro-pan-africa-11.html). But I think they are using it during registration at the PowerDong. The IFNB has not modified the system in decades, but still it is part of the registration process, so I am sure there are Assessment Officials getting brutally fucked and the cocks scored, even if the process bears little impact on the outcome of the contes.
DeleteThat official must have one of the best jobs in the IFNB. It looks as if he is milking Craig Terly.
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