Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.
SIX-TIME MR. A CHAMPION
SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT DAN OTTER
SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT DAN OTTER
Nickname(s): "The Ultimate", "True Alpha"
Age: 32
Home Country: Austria
Competitive Weight Class: Super Heavyweight
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 244 lbs. onseason, 270+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 15.5"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 27 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 19 out of 19 cumloads
IFNB Pro for: 9 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 28
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 21
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 13
There is no fan of naked bodybuilding that does not know the current global leader in naked muscle and cock, pro Dan Otter. Otter has won the IFNB Mr. Alpha six times, four of them back to back. he is what most would consider the ultimate man, with giant muscles, a tremendous and ever-cumming cock and a domineering arrogance that make him alpha regardless of his numerous titles.
Few who have seen Otter in action can forget how controlled and powerful he is. His flexing is always superb, and his cock control baffles the mind. His personality is equally intimidating, and he is famous for whipping out his monster cock in public places and somehow winning admiration and attention regardless of law or limitation.
Otter is often elusive, favoring his time in the gym and cock training over most other pursuits. For a man who's giant cock is always in the spotlight and whose muscles are the most requested on the planet, it is amazing how well he retreats to focus on improving his amazing naked bodybuilding game. But when he does turn up, he is always most comfortable demanding central attention – as most feel is his due, anyway. This veteran of the sport has turned out flexing and cum shows that have become legendary tales, both in contests as well as at exhibitions and private functions. His body and attitude sets a new bar for what it means to be a "real man."
Otter has been clear leading up to the Mr. A that he is not aiming for the overall. "I love to show off," he reminds us. "I was designed to make men understand what male perfection looks like, and to humble any dude who thinks he is jacked or hung."
In His Words: "No matter what I say, you're gonna end up frantically beating off to my words. So it doesn't matter what amazing shit I say. And it's all fucking incredible. Everything I do, everything I attempt, every inch of me is all anyone needs to see or experience to feel good. I know this; I have accepted it, and I enjoy it. So go ahead and quote me – again! I know that it's one more small bright joy in your little lives. You're welcome."
Current Gym: OtterPower (private facility)
Occupation: Owner, "The Otter Foundation For Dan Otter Exultation,"; private coach; owner, TrueMan Sports Supplements
Sponsors: Private investors; TrueMan Labs, Inc.; TrueMan Sports Supplements
Contest Entourage: 4 Trainers, 7 Cock Trainers, 18 Assistants, 4 Photographers, 3 Masseurs
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I've heard Dan Otter personally interviews new team assistants. With his longtime cock trainer Sergio Cadenhead, Otter makes time (usually it's well after midnight) for a private session.
ReplyDeleteOtter doesn't like to interview also-ran assistants. The job description includes the proper oiling of the shaft and balls, and shaving errant strands of pubic hair, which can obscure the view of truly massive cock. He's also known to favor vigorous scrotal manipulation.
Otter gets straight to the point. "My muscles are huge, yes. But so are Kolberg's. So why do you want to work for me? Why not Kolberg?" he demands to know. To make his point, he flexes his biceps and watches the assistant's reaction with keen interest.
The wise candidate will answer the giant muscleman respectfully. "Sir" (he must begin with 'sir'), "it's a documented fact that your cock is larger than Kolberg's. I would like to be one of the favored few allowed to service you. It is my dream to oil up your cock before competition. Sir."
"Cock oiling is an art. Did you bring oil?" It's known that Otter prefers 10W40 Lubextra from TrueMan Labs, with the oil properly heated to exactly 107 degrees Fahrenheit. The smart candidate will have a supply of several quarts available in 3 TrueMan manufactured aluminum bottles with a built-in heating coils.
Otter hates to waste oil. He stands before the assistant, legs firmly apart, who drops to his knees. He's required to smooth oil onto his balls with firm up-and-down strokes. Since Otter's testicles are unusually leathery and coarse, his assistants often end up with blistered palms. But Otter is keen for deep-tissue sac massage. He's watchful as the candidate carefully pours the hot liquid into his palms and works it onto Otter's ball sac. If the oil properly applied, it glistens enough so that Otter can make out the reflection of his face when cupping his balls in his hand.
Next he orders the assistant to oil up his biceps while Otter flexes. The assistant stands on a stepladder slightly above Otter while he pours the oil and works it onto the bulging peaks. The muscles slurp it up. 3 or 4 full coatings are necessary for a proper sheen.
If the candidate has been successful, Otter will order that he lick his nipples while performing a front lat spread. He likes warm spit as a base coat, and after each nipple has been properly licked, Otter will direct the oil to be applied. He'll then order the systematic oiling of traps, abs, lats, quads and calves and his triple-headed delts.
Only then does he direct the oiling of the cockshaft, fully expecting the assistant to this bring him to full erection. When the mammoth cock has achieved its full power (usually within a few seconds), he turns around and demands the oil to be applied to his glutes and hamstrings. The assistant needs to bring a reserve tank of oil to make sure he doesn't run out.
Proper oiling of full physique, balls, cock, and glutes takes 30 minutes. If satisfied, Otter bends over, grabs the assistant by the nape of the neck, and forces his face into his muscle ass. He's looking for control at this point, and he wants to be certain that the assistant knows how to properly and deeply rim superb musclebutt.
"Can't breathe? Too bad. Next time suck in more oxygen."
The rimming will proceed for about 10 minutes, after which, if Otter is satisfied, he'll powerfully fuck butt for another 20 minutes and shoot about a pint of hot cum on the assistant's face. If all went to his satisfaction, he caps it off by ordering the assistant to clean the cum off his penis with his tongue.
"He'll do," Otter will say to Cadenhead. "Give him a schedule." Then he walks out of the room, off to bed. The grateful assistant, his butthole smarting and his palms covered in callouses, is now on the payroll.
Or so I'm told.
The man is a demi-god! His huge mass, perfect cock, bold maleness and absolute cum control make him the perfect Alpha, and arguably the most worthy man on the planet. You only need to look at those stats – the huge heft of muscle on his frame, the almost half yard of rock-hard fuck pole, and the perfect cum record, and know that his cocky attitude has nothing to do with bravado, and everything to do with assuming his rightful spot above us all. But he carries himself with such amazing dignity – a rightful air – and it fits him like a glove. He’s almost nonchalant about his dominance of all the lesser men around him.
ReplyDeleteI’ve heard that his hometown has rallied around him, and he walks the streets completely naked most days (which violates Austrian law) – with his huge, hot, erect cock leading the way wherever he goes. I’ve heard the test scores at the local high school have gone way down in the past 5 years (Otter Power gym is across the street), but that the level of arrogant sportsmanship, hardcore wrestling, and young clothed and naked bodybuilding competitors coming out of the town far exceed its size, per capita (as well as producing a huge number of accomplished cock assistants straight out of their teens).