Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.
MEGAWEIGHT JAN KOLBERG
FRESH OFF HIS FREAKSHOW '13 WIN
FRESH OFF HIS FREAKSHOW '13 WIN
Competitor name: Jan Kolberg
Home Country: Denmark
Competitive Weight Class: Megaweight
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 273 lbs. onseason, 310+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 15"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 27 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 19 out of 24 cumloads
IFNB Pro for: 7 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 21
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 7
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 2
Megaweights are known as musclebound monsters with frightening cocks and a tendency to assert their masculine dominance without hesitancy. Often, these beasts are so driven by male power that they become frighteningly powerful flex-and-fuck machines, nearly out of control with muscle rage and sexual intensity. Often these 270+ lb manfreaks release incredible quantities of sperm and live go flex their thick beef – however, can barely be controlled and operate primarily on raw male animal instincts,
Yet this year one Megaweight Pro Naked Bodybuilder broke the out-of-control stereotype: Jan Kolberg. Kolberg has delivered all the beef and all the loads one expects of a pro-level megaweight, but has exhibited an incredible degree of control over his flexing and cumming. There has not been a megaweight overall win at the Alpha, but many of Kolberg's fans think he could be the first to set the trend.
Yet this year one Megaweight Pro Naked Bodybuilder broke the out-of-control stereotype: Jan Kolberg. Kolberg has delivered all the beef and all the loads one expects of a pro-level megaweight, but has exhibited an incredible degree of control over his flexing and cumming. There has not been a megaweight overall win at the Alpha, but many of Kolberg's fans think he could be the first to set the trend.
In His Words: "When I touch my biceps, I want to cum. When I bounce my pecs, I want to cum. When I move any inch of my gorgeous body, I want to cum. I have a body that is so muscle perfect it forces me to cum. In other words: I am ready to show what a REAL man looks like, and what a REAL man does: dominate other men and win big!"
Current Gym: Kolberg Power (semi-private gym)
Occupation: Trainer; Private Performer; enhanced sperm supplier to 17 industry cum farms
Sponsors: Private investors; SpermMaxx®; Muscle Banger Supplements, Inc.
Contest Entourage: 5 Coaches, 7 Trainers, 6 Cock Trainers, 9 Assistants, 2 Photographers
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It's just possible that Kolberg's comments were drafted for him by one of his handlers. He's an older Pro, more mature, and his longtime experience with Naked Bodybuilding has taught him to be a little more personally circumspect. There are, after all, lots of young bodybuilding turks cumming up in the ranks behind his awesome ass, enough so that he personally feels a little humble about his longtime rise to fame and power.
ReplyDeleteOne thing that cannot be denied is that monster 15 inch cock. It's said that his cockveins are so thick and pulse so fiercely during his massive load onstage displays that they can, in effect, hypnotize the audience to stares of stunned disbelief. The massive bell-shaped head is perfectly formed, the shaft is like a semitruck axle, and his leathery ball sac hangs heavily and slaps audibly against his thighs when he walks. While all Pro Naked Bodybuilders require special clothing to safely encase the equipment for street and daily wear, Kolberg's clothing is a special blend of lycra, 100% cotton, and steel mesh. Nothing less works.
A demon for hardcore training and discipline, Kolberg prefers to receive oral throughout his long workouts, demanding that his cock be sucked with deep thoroughness by professional-grade muscle worshippers. He prefers handsome young amateurs during his off hours, true, but his tendency to coat face after face with cum during his deep plunging oral sessions has occasionally required the use of oxygen tanks to revive his crew during his early morning sessions. Hence the necessity of Kolberg Power, his restricted private gym where all cock trainers have to be scrupulously trained before being allowed on the gym floor, to avoid any accidental injuries.
Few know much about Kolberg's private life, as he prefers to keep to himself when resting and when taking meals. On occasion, he has upgraded a few of the more professional muscle worshippers he engages to full time cock assistants, but all but a few remain, as he is known to exhaust less dedicated and experienced trainers with his daily demands for ongoing deep throating.
Is Hollywood calling? His handsome face photographs well - he was a former model before he became a megaweight. Rumor has it that he gets regular calls from the powerbrokers, but so far he has resisted all efforts to go public. An Avenger-style script has been tossed back and forth between LA and Denmark for some time, but Kolberg is not quite ready to give up the iron game.
One personal idiosyncrasy - Kolberg enjoys playing with his nipples with his cockhead just after cumming. "I'm ticklish," he confesses.
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