FREAK SHOW COMPETITION OPENS WITH
UNIQUE FREAK-FAN AWARDS POSEDOWN
spirit of ultra-masculinity alive in the sport of naked bodybuilding." From left to right: teenage Chris Garter (largest dick on
a teen), pro Mladen Dreslin (largest cock head in the IFNB), pro JK Roher (uniform thickness), Yann Perrod (fastest improvement).
Most IFNB Pro Contests open with some sort of competitor review. At this year's Freak Show, co-head-promoter Eric Ward decided to use the traditional opening preview to promote his own agenda. "The Freak Show has come to represent the best of the extreme pursuit of ultra-masculinity. While the standards of judging remain consistent with IFNB sanctions, we want to aggressively encourage the type of extreme pursuit of true masculinity that the most muscle-obsessed are known for. We want to encourage the true freaks of masculinity as well as the ultimate representation of masculinity upheld by the IFNB."
So Ward and fellow promoters created a unique opening night. Instead of just having competitors come out and preview to the audience, there were recognition awards given to those men who "represent what it truly is to keep freakishly obsessed with ultra-masculine ideals." Called the "Fan Freak Awards," Ward assembled a team of "interested professionals who began watching the IFNB ranks for over 8 months to single out the bodybuilders they felt are pushing the agenda of freakishness."
What is that agenda? "Too much is never too much!" Ward tells us.
Some of the winners even included non-professional bodybuilders. Young Chris Garter, who burst onto the scene at age 16, shredded and sporting a pole-hard 20"+ monster dick, was on hand to receive an award "recognizing his contribution to encouraging teens to seek higher ideals of masculine image." Garter turned 17 this past year. Likewise, the 19 year old "Teen Phenom" Yann Perrod was given an award to recognize that "true rapid advance of a male body means lifestyle commitment." PErrod has been working with private labs for many years in pursuit of being the youngest IFNB Pro ever and maybe one day Mr. Alpha.
Others were more expected. You can't mention "naked muscle fan" without recognizing the amazing JK Roher, who was recognized this night. Mladen Dreslin was awarded, praised for having the biggest cock head in the IFNB – and it looked even bigger this night! Franco Sorbo was recognized for reaching 360 lbs at 5'10", Alvin Bisson was praised for his remarkable bull nuts and even "Snake" Assombo was given a prize for his freakish fuckpole.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS CHANGE IN OPENING NIGT FORMAT, PROMOTING FREAKISHNESS?
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Well good for Chris Garter, he's putting on some weight & growing up. It's terrific to see. By the time he's 20, he should be a real beast. Good for you, kiddo!
ReplyDeleteWhat a good idea by Ward and the promoters to get people excited on the first night! Celebrating the best of the Freaks shows what the Expo is about – aspiring to the most extreme masculinity possible! And they chose a great slate of honorees. As long as Garter continues to pack on the muscle, he’s got a great start with an attitude and cock that will make him a superstar. At age 17, he’s already a cock champ! Perrod, Roher and Assombo all deserve the callouts, but I’m also glad they focused on lesser known Freaks who have also made huge strides towards Alpha ideals. Dreslin’s cockhead is amazing, and I can only imagine how many assistants and appreciative audience members he’s choked with it during this show. Some have called Bisson’s monster testicles distracting, but I think they are right to be recognized – a truly masculine bull package will have both a great cock AND impressive balls. And lastly, Sorbo needs to balance, but his massive and impressive growth are the next steps in naked bodybuilding. Can’t wait to see what’s next for these amazing studs.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it was smart to not just praise the celebs like Roher, Snake and Perrod but also call out the lesser known pros. Dreslin's cock growth is impressive and gives his cock a seriousness which matches his onstage presence. He deserved recognition. I agree that Sorbo needs more balance, but being 360 lbs in competitive shape is amazing so he deserved to be recognized!
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