FREAK SHOW 2013 27

SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT UMBERTO BARI

WINS THE OVERALL TITLE AT IFNB FREAK SHOW!

Superheavyweight Umberto Bari (right) receives his Golden Phallus trophy for winning the overall title at the 

2013 IFNB Freak Show! His monstrous cock, exhausted from an incredible final round, begins to soften yet was still plump 

during the late trophy presentation.  Megaweight Jan Kolberg (left), still had cum spurts to spare, 

and while he gave an epic show, there was just no beating Bari this final round.

The fans and critics called it early on, but most thought the long-ignored super heavyweight pro Umberto Bari could ever win a major contest like the Freak Show – especially not during a year that brought as intense competition as this!  But in the end, they were right: Umberto Bari is back on top as he was 4 years ago with his solid final-round win, taking home the Golden Phallus as the #1 Overall Champion Freak.

Bari started the preliminaries frustratingly reserved.  The beast turned pro as a light heavyweight, and his obsession with growing size left many judges feeling he was not balanced enough.  The Freak was his chance to prove he is a better naked muscle beast at 265 lbs than he ever was at 200 lbs.  Yet he did not shine until the final rounds of competition – most specifically the last round of finals!

Bari had swollen up so large that many wondered if he was actually at the weight of a megaweight.  (Competitors are only weighed the first day of competition, but if they know special methods to swell bigger during the many days of competition it is not against IFNB rules.)  The thick, dense beef on this monster was a perfect accompaniment to his cocky, self-assured attitude on stage.

But where Bari really brought the game was his monstrous cock.  He had clearly trained it hard in the final hours prior to taking stage, and the monstrous tool was an intimidating piece of male fuck-weaponry!  Longer than in previous rounds, and the thickness rivaled that of any adult fist.

Bari gave the cum-show of his naked bodybuilding career this night setting a new personal record.  His cum-cannon blazed off 18 hot, thick loads and every one was plentiful!  More amazing was Bari's flex-cum timing.  Always a showman and known for timing his cumblasts with cocky, arrogant flexing, Bari held to form and timed 16 (technical count) loads with poses, having only two stray loads the entire round!

It was what Bari needed to best Megaweight Jan Kolberg, who has been taking he Freak Show by storm with his dense monster muscle and frightening fuckpole.  Many thought Kolberg would win the overall, as the two competitors entered the final round numerically neck-and-neck.  Kolberg came like a true megaweight, showering the judges and audience with 19 gooey loads of muscle cum.  But unlike Bari, Kolberg only controlled 13 of those loads.  A 13/19 split is excellent among megaweights, who are known for their incredible cumloads but lack of control, yet Kolberg has been one of the more controlled megas we've seen in a while.

The top ten included, with their controlled-cum/total-cumloads for the final round:

1. Umberto Bari (16/18)
2. Jan Kolberg (13/19)
3. Matt Boyer (12/14)
4. JK Roher (8/15)
5. Stump Derrio (Randall Derrio) (6/15)
6. Buck "The Club" Paulette (5/21)
7. Pierre Douton (7/13)
8. Andy Baylor (6/9)
9. Snake Assombo (John Assombo) (6/14)
10. Chad Galvin (5/19)

Almost all the top ten at the Freak Show have qualified for the Mr. Alpha Contest, with the exception of Any Baylor.

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