MEGAWEIGHT JAN KOLBERG
WINS THIRD ROUND OF COMPETITION!
Megaweight Jan Kolberg backstage after his narrow win in the third round of the IFNB Freak Show.
With his back-to-back wins the first two rounds of the Freak Show competition, everyone figured Umberto Bari would make a clean sweep at the Freaks. However, a surprise win by megaweight Jan Kolberg had the crowds excited that the Freak may indeed be a battle this year!
Kolberg showed up at a tight 289 lbs and his monstrous 17" fuckpole has some fresh thickness, with the head measuring 14" circumference.
But mass and cock were not the only edge Kolberg brought. Like a true megaweight, Kolberg delivered the sperm like a pro, popping out 14 loads during his posing. 10 were solidly timed, with his most memorable being double biceps cumloads and a couple of breathtaking abs and cum shots.
The loads have been uncharacteristically humble so far for a contest named the Freak Show, but the third round brought the spunk back in thick form. Matt Boyer hit a one-round best with a gorgeous perfect 11 cumshaws all remarkably timed with poses. This landed him third place for the round. Umberto Bari, who won on meager loads, only delivered 8 loads, yet also came a perfect game.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KOLBERG'S SURPRISE WIN OVER BARI?
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WOW!! Jan is not only mega-built, but he sports a mega-cock, and is mega-handsome. I would love to see some video of the competition...especially of Jan pumping out a huge load as he displays his ripped abs.
ReplyDeleteAbout time we saw a megaweight win. This is the FREAK Show. Bari is a great naked bodybuilder, but it's time for the muscle FREAKS to throw down and show what a real man can do!
ReplyDeleteAgreed that the Freak Show needs to be about the megaweights. Overall, I think Bari has the best balance over oversized muscle and cock, while still showing off impressive control and relative balance. Kolberg is even a bit “oversized” for my taste – not balanced. But very impressive cum from him in this round – great production so that enormous horse cock of his lives up to its promise.
ReplyDeleteToo bad about Bari – he is a great performer and I wish he’d shown better this round. And as usual, Boyer is consistent and I think underrated when it comes to judge’s scoring. It sounds like he’s “cumming” for lost time to those wasted years in clothed bodybuilding!
Great points.
DeleteI agree that Kolberg gave us the cock and muscle show we look for at a pro-level event. It's one thing to show off a swollen horsecock and pose some freak muscle, but quite another to blow your hot cum all over the pace while flexing like a beast. I think he deserved this round for sure.
But I disagree with you on balance. He is a MEGAWEIGHT - and his mass is his asset. He is freakish all over, and that wins shows. More muscle = MORE OF A MAN, and that is in line with the "ultimate male ideal" the judges favor.
But I would love to hear more where you see Kolberg imbalanced? His lat-to-cock ratio is slightly off, but even that is picky. Share more on your opinion, please?
I agree about Bari - too bad. He is playing incredibly conservative with his loads while posing. Only 8 loads this round? Only 6 loads in the first? Those numbers are way below Bari's studly abilities. a muscle beast like that should cum and cum - load after hot load fired off into the faces of his fans. My guess is he is trying to keep his timing prefect - which he is doing. But judges look for overall sheer stodginess, not just timing. He's got to ct loose and give us the Bari we have come to adore.
A lot of people are thinking Bari's glut-cock and leg-cock ratios are off. I think he is top form, and I love the bigger cock he is bringing to this show to mach his incredible ams.
I feel like Boyer is not getting enough credit by judges. He is a monstrous muscle stud with a horny cock - the stuff of male ideals! The guy can cum like a pro and flex like a god - I am not sure where they are being picky?
Boyer's my man for this show, even though he's lagging behind. Apart from him, I would pick Kolberg over Bari> Agree/disagree?
I find Kolberg to be reaching almost cartoonish dimensions – the size of his cock and quads verses his narrow waist look overblown. This may be the way things are going, but I believe Bari has found a way to reach very extreme dimensions and but still look elegant and very sleek. Anyway, just my personal preference, and as I say, this may be the way things are going to go anyway.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, all three are masters of cum and glad to see them hitting their poses and shooting their loads – all the huge muscle is great, but they have to have the hot, warm man seed to back it up!
YOU ARE BLIND, dude, if you think it's Bari over Kolberg. This is about ULTIMATE MALE MUSCLE! (and cock.) Kolberg is a muscle brute with a horse-weapon of a cock. BIGGER IS BETTER.
DeleteI see your point, but still think Kolberg has an edge. While I think the sport is pushing it's athletes to give us even more beef and cock (as it SHOULD), I still think Kolberg presents more of a total package.
DeleteI agree though that it is good to see the man loads to back up the poses.