Thursday, January 2, 2014

2013 MR. ALPHA Pre-Show Preview 1

Profiles for top stars of naked musclecock sports who have registered for the 2013 Mr. Alpha.
MEGAHEAVYWEIGHT CARLOS MONZA

Competitor name: Carlos Monza
Home Country: Brazil
Competitive Weight Class: Megaweight
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 286 lbs. onseason, 330+ lbs. offseason
Cock: 11.5"
Best Single-round Competitive Shooting: 25 loads
Best Flex-and-Cum Timing: 10 out of 18 cumloads

IFNB Pro for: 4 years
IFNB Pro Competitions Entered: 17
IFNB Pro Classes Won: 8
IFNB Pro Overall Contests Won: 2

Monza has long dominated the naked muscle scene in his home country of Brazil.  Known for his diet of 10-14 power fucks a day when prepping for a contest, Monza is quite literally a muscle and fuck machine.

Monza has always been a muscle beast, and comes tot he 2013 Alpha at least 10 lbs heavier than his last Mr. A outing.  This will be his third showing at the Alpha.

In His Words: "Men are lucky to see my muscle naked.  I believe it is a man's honor to have me mount him – and even more so to prep for my contests.  I am mighty enough to hold any man down who I wish to use for fucking with my beautiful cock.  I plan on cumming more than anyone in my class while I flex!"

Current Gym: Private facility
Occupation: Private Shows; Cum provider for BeefCock Sports Supplements
Sponsors: Private investors; GrowthTest Labs; BeefCock Sports Supplements
Contest Entourage: Coach, Trainer, Cock Trainer, 6 Assistants (bottoms)

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7 comments:

  1. Monza has always been an inspiration, or so I read in the industry trades. But weren't there some problems in his home state in Brazil? Perhaps it's just an urban legend, but I read that during a wild weekend in Rio he caused the bust up of a few bars when he ventured out incognito. Of course he doesn't drink, but he was thought to be seeking a new cock assistant NOT connected to the industry....and his sponsors didn't much care for it. He was followed and discovered in some back room with a line of eager, sloppy oral fans...though sloppiness has never been to his taste. Sponsors intervened, a fight ensued, and Monza wound up punching the lights out of more than a few unlucky souls. I think hospitalization was required, and Monza was whisked away in a black car to avoid publicity. Of course, that's just what I heard....who knows? I hope the future shows him to be more discreet...and more respectful of his fans and sponsors alike.

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    1. Monza has always been volatile, so I am sure what you read is accurate. He has the ability to pay for as many assistants as his training programs require, yet he tends to seek out so much service that he often causes problems for the wealthy men who support him.

      It is a tough call. He is a muscle alpha, and so what he says MUST be seen as RIGHT. Yet he does cause headaches for those around him.

      He is also a Megaweight, and we all know those monsters turn into blind rage fuck beasts when you get them going! Impossible to hold back!!!

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    2. I do know for a fact that he lies about his cock size. It is not 11.5", it's a lot closer to 12.5". The reason he lies? Believe it or not, he's had a hard time finding oral cock assistants! You would think a mega-weight wouldn't have those problems, but he's forceful and unrelenting...and let's just say Brazil doesn't have the greatest dental plans. He'd do well to invest in a professional throat massage.

      When he was just coming up in the ranks he had some little blond teen from Sweden who could take it all quite easily - not troubled by a gag reflex - but Monza's sponsors caught him stealing from the private cum stocks slated for his supplement providers, and Monza went wild and busted the kid's jaw. After that it was never the same. He could have replaced the missing stock inside of an afternoon, but there was no going back. That's why they say he visits the bar neighborhoods...trying in vain to replace what he once had. You'd think he'd learn.

      Those who do service him regularly are sometimes troubled by the size of his shaft veins. They say they're like pylons. With this kind of equipment, Monza needs to go a little easier, training or no.

      In any event, no doubt about it, he's the bad boy of the up-and-cummers.

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  2. Monza has definitely gone for girth over just length with his horse cock, and it helps to even out his proportions as a megaweight. There's nothing worse than a huge, thick megaweight with a long dick with no girth to it!

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    1. I agree! A megaweight's cock should really resemble an arm in thickness, as if it would rip apart a hole, in order to match the power of a megaweight physique. Monza is bringing a tool that we can all agree is what defines a powerful man: a cock from which there is no possible mercy to engage. It's a great look on his massive beef!

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  3. The only real problem, of course, is the proper sucking of such cocks.

    Megaweight Pro's naturally deserve to get their cocks sucked, regularly and with nothing less than total commitment. Musclemen such as Monza - and even Perrod - train their bodies daily with such ferocity, adding muscle girth and thickness daily to already bulging biceps, looming pecs with thick manhole cover nipples, batwing lats, bowling ball glutes, and massive traps and quads, lifting stupefying weights and ever challenging themselves to get as big as is inhumanly possible. For the agonizing torture that these men put themselves through, they can't be expected to have their pendulous penises gently licked as if they were ice cream cones.

    They're extreme body artists, yes. But the rare few who make it into the pro ranks, who have the both the muscle AND the massive girth and weight of priapic gods, also have greater needs than the everyday amateurs. A 10 inch member is just a starting point for these boys.

    Jan Kolberg, with his megatool topping 15 inches, may be at the top of the spectrum. It's always a concern amongst his overworked cock trainers and nervous investors to be able to find the men who are able to open up their eager mouths wide enough to take as much of his cock in as possible.

    Who can deepthroat such cocks? How many have trembled and panicked when even Mr. Nice Guy Felipe Hernandez is fully erect, dripping with pints of precum, and expecting service? It's been noted that the thick veins and violent throbbing of Mr. Kolberg's 15 inch penis have put cock trainers commanded to suck into deep comas, from which a few didn't revive for several weeks. (Parenthetically, once revived, these eager cocksuckers are back on their knees demanding more!)

    Yes, megaweight pro naked bodybuilders definitely deserve to get their cocks sucked, often and with something like effortless elan. Only the greatest and most committed oral craftsmen can handle the assignment.

    Kolberg has developed some stylistic distractions which generally hypnotize his cock trainers while they suck him. He stands still with his legs spread wide, flexes his 28 inch biceps and demands that the cocksucker pay attention only to his gargantuan peaks. Monza would do well to adopt such a strategy.

    However, Monza's secret tastes are well known. He prefers to get his cock sucked by the lightest weight twinky boy who can get his mouth open wide enough. Muscle paparazzi have collected rare clandestine images of Monza's secret oral sessions....a single original print of Monza being sucked by a particularly pretty blond boy just sold for $15,000 at Christie's London.

    Naked Pro Bodybuilder fans would love to see that picture here!

    Monza is learning, though, from all unlikely people as Yann Perrod. Perrod often mutters, "I am a Naked Pro Bodybuilder, and I deserve to get my cock sucked. Get to work, boy." How did he learn this? Naturally, from a weekend after training where he admittedly spent 12 hours straight sucking Perrod. "The Perrod penis is a thing of beauty," he told one of his investors.

    Still, it's a problem faced by all megaweights, second only to finding proper posing trunks for "clothed" exhibitions that don't immediately explode at the seams while flexing.

    As a public service, there should be a private foundation organized for unusually gifted musclecock suckers to be inducted and trained for entry into the pro cock trainer ranks. Anyone interested?

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    1. Phenomenal post! It's nice to see fellow TRUE fan and follower of this sport – the GREATEST sport in the world!

      Your writing was spot on (looking forward to more!)

      And I have heard about many megaweights needing excessive attention as part of their cock training. But yes, Kolberg is one of the most famous! His love of lesser men admiring his massive arms and wide lats is well known by fans like us – it is a HUGE component to his training requirements to grow his monster tool bigger and freakier!

      And as much as Hernandez plays the nice guy, I have NEVER heard of a pro naked bodybuilder be to kindly during cock training workouts. Even Hernandez will brutalize a hole! These men are driven to win and can't be expected to hold back at their important work! When Hernandez gets in the mode, I pity the throats, holes and hands that he employs!

      That is FASCINATING about Monza! I had no idea he worked with Perrod! That is one thing the boy has over others – a frighteningly huge cock! And thus Perrod does know solid cock gaining, even at his young age, so I know that, while they keep it quiet, many naked muscle sport vets do covertly work with Perrod's majestic man meat. I just didn't know Monza worked with Perrod! AWESOME!

      But what you forget to mention is why so many naked bodybuilders prefer hole abuse for their cock training over hand and oral. Destroying a hole to the point where a training assistant is being piston-fucked like a rag doll is far easier that sucking. Hole work is far more prevalent because it gets better results than oral, which is used primaily for warm-ups or maintenance by the pros.

      There is the IFNB Assistants Registry, which at least certifies top Assistants. It is only a certification by name, but it was started a few years ago because "celebrity" cock workers were in demand and needed a way to promote their talents.

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