BEEFBOY CLASSIC 28

BANDEAS AND BAMBOO FACE OFF: IT’S A DRAW!

TWO BULLS LOCK HORNS: Teen front runners Rico Bandeas and Bamboo faced off in a second “sudden death” posing round after falling into a unbreakable tie during their first routines.

Statistically rare, the teen super-heavyweight competition boiled down to not just one, but two ties between front runners Rico Bandeas and Bamboo.  Judges score on a ranked system, placing the competitors in a ranking of numbers 1 through 10 on the 10 factors they judge for.  The total scores lead to the final placements.

Both boys posed magnificently, and though both are still teenagers it was noted that they carried themselves with the gravitas of truly seasoned heavy-weights.  They each stood apart from the rest of the contestants, and both seemed to focus solely on the other one – tracking their moves, matching their poses, and even seeming to go for a cum-for-cum shoot off; each shot 18 times, though Bandeas admittedly showed more control and near perfect flex-timing. Bandeas also exhibited superior definition, symmetry and form, as well as a smoother and more professional routine.  But Bamboo arrived with a stunning physique, bulging and almost bursting with size and mass, and a cock of stunning beauty and volatility – spraying absolutely massive loads over judges and competitors alike.  Worries that his extensive social activities leading into the competition might deplete his performance were roundly rebuffed by a stellar showing.  However Bamboo’s posing was sometimes stiff and sometimes sloppy, so the final judge’s placements left the boys in a tie for first!

It was decided after the judges could not come to a decision to break the tie, to request the boys execute a second free pose routine together.  The two posed and sweated, and cummed for almost 25 minutes as the judges continued to deliberate.  Bamboo continued to impressively drop 11 additional thick and full loads of man juice, however he only perfectly timed 5, whereas Bandeas landed an impressive 8/8 timed shots.  The two were both called down off the stage to pose directly in front of the judges table, where the judges felt both of their bodies and tasted both of their fat, cum-slicked fuck-sticks.  After additional deliberation and a huddle with show organizer and IFNB VP Paulo Busek, it was announced that each boy was a winner and it was another tie – both would advance as the super-heavyweight teen to the overall finals.

“Although very rare, it does happen’” says Busek. “Both of these young men performed magnificently, and we went over every score several times.  We went down to even comparing the taste of their seamen.  It was a complete draw.  Both of these men are meant to be Alphas, and we could not narrow the field to just one.”

DO YOU THINK IT WAS FAIR TO CALL IT A TIE, OR SHOULD THEY HAVE SELECTED ONE WINNER?

WHEN THEY GET TO THE OVERALL, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL FAIR BETTER? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 27

TEEN DIVISION STARTS OUT STRONG

HEAD OF THE HEAVIES: At just 16-year-old, Sigurdur Snaesson of Iceland dominated the teen heavyweights today.  There is speculation that his connection to “best bro” Rico Bandeas may have given him a slight leg up on the competition. 

Despite sloppy execution by the show organizers, attendees and competitors alike have been pleasantly surprised with the generally high level of pumped muscle and throbbing man-meat presented by the boys attending this year’s BeefBoy.  The long lead-in and extensive delays may have given some boys a leg up with plenty of time to focus on working out and fucking with other boys before finally taking the stage. 

Despite being the youngest group, the teen division has impressed with their massive bodies and thick cocks.  So far, the front runner for the teenagers has been from today’s heavyweights, although we have yet to see the super-heavyweights, including up-and-coming stars Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson was a shooting machine and presented top-notch performances during the compulsory and free posing sessions.  He did an impressive 21 cum shots total, with 11 during compulsory poses, and 10 excellently timed shots during free pose.  

Asked about his stellar performance today, Snaesson attributes his success to his own training and dedication – he has been working out since he was 12 years old.  But he also admits he feels he did gain this week from spending significant time working out with his new best-bud, Argentine Rico Bandeas, over the last week.  “We met the first day at the teen auction and I knew we were simpatico.  He and I are really the same in so many ways.  Plus he’s a great training partner – I came with a few friends to help me out, since I am the only guy here from Iceland so they didn’t supply anybody.  He shared his team and trainers with me this week, but we also bunked together and spent plenty of the past days working out.  We ate together, laughed together, pumped together, slept next to each other.  Even showered together. He’s a super-heavy, so there were times he would hold me down and I couldn’t stop him from pumping his huge dick into me.  But I think we’re both better for it, and I think I’ve made a friend for life.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE TEEN DIVISION SO FAR?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON WILL HOLD IS TOP PLACING IN THE TEENS AFTER WE SEE BAMBOO AND HIS BESTIE, BANDEAS TAKE THE STAGE?  

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 26

FURTHER DELAY FOR THE JUNIOR DIVISION DOES NOT BOTHER BOUCHELLE

EXPERIENCE IS KEY: A nonchalant Gerard "Giant Killer" Bouchelle is seen backstage after a further delay to the Junior division preliminaries.  

So far, this year's BeefBoy has been marred by issue after issue.  The already-delayed Junior preliminaries were delayed yet again after the first group of competitor’s free pose devolved into a 10-man daisy chain, strictly against IFNB stage rules.

The first round of required poses had been noted for the extreme horniness of the competitors, in which their cum shots were not just high in number, but also a very high volume of semen.  The real trouble started when Lightweight Czech competitor Petr Prdelka seemed overtaken by a burst of extreme lust as Dominican Ronaldo Dondo struck a lat-spread-cum-combo pose in front of him.  Prdelka slammed his uncut pole into Dondo’s ass on-stage mid-pose, and despite the initial surprise, Dondo immediately let off a huge eruption of cum.  In a euphoric state, Dondo grabbed the nearby John Blum of the USA and pulled him on to his cum-slicked cock.  After this, boy after boy jumped in until all 10 competitors on stage were interlocked in a groaning and moaning chain of young muscle flesh.  It took well over an hour to break apart the group of aggressive junior competitors after audience intervention stopped security from making it into the auditorium.

Ultimately, security was able to clear the auditorium and separate the boys, and the decision was made by the judging panel to disqualify the entire round of contestants.  The organizers stopped the show for the day to spend time with the remaining contestants reinforcing the rules.  Show organizer and IFNB VP Paulo Busek said afterward, "On-stage sexual interaction between competitors is distinctly not allowed by IFNB posing rules in official competition, no matter what. We understand that the delays have caused pent-up sexual aggression, but there is no excuse for this unprofessional behavior on the international stage. We would have some understanding for a round of teen preliminaries, but we expect more of our Junior level competitors."

“Really this wasn’t at all fair,” said Junior competitor Ahmet Yildam afterwards. “They left us waiting for hours after we were already pumped and ready to get on stage and blow our cocks all over.  We were crammed backstage for 4 hours after they had initially told us we were to go on stage, so by the time we reached the free pose, everyone was so ready to blow.  It probably is right to find fault with Petr for doing what he did, but I think it’s totally unfair for the IFNB to disqualify us all. The judges should know that we are going to be uncontrollable fuck monsters after all that, and it’s a bummer that they screwed the rest of the guys over like that.”

DO YOU SIDE WITH THE COMPETITORS OR THE OFFICIALS IN THIS SITUATION?

DID ANYONE HEAR OF OTHER INCIDENTS EITHER ON-STAGE OR BACKSTAGE? 

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BAMBOO TAKES DELAY IN STRIDE

MORE TIME TO TRAIN: Super heavyweight Bamboo took the delay in the start of the teen competition as an opportunity to spend some extra time back in the 24 hour gyms training. 

In contrast to the explosive reaction by some competitors, notably his fellow super-heavy teenager Rico Bandeas, Jamaican phenomenon Bamboo seems exceedingly relaxed.  He returned to the dorms and went back to what he had been doing in the days before; spending his time prepping with his fellow competitors. 

"Why would I worry about one day delay?" asked Bamboo, plunging his ebony pole into the ass of a Russian middleweight. "I just went back to training so I can make sure I'm stimmed and ready to dominate tomorrow. I already know I am going to be the best competitor up there. Everywhere I go, men are falling to their feet so they can fully take in mt greatness. Even pro bodybuilders. So why wouldn't the judges be the same?"

Striking a double bicep as he shoots a huge load into the moaning Russian, he sneers, "I'm a natural - I don't need my daddy to pay my way into being a success."

WILL BAMBOO'S PLAN HELP OR HURT HIS CHANCES?

WHO DO YOU THINK BAMBOO WAS REFERRING TO? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 24

BANDEAS IMPATIENT TO GET COMPETING

LEFT WAITING: Argentinian Super-Heavyweight teen Rico Bandeas calm shows off his competitive form shortly after very publicly rage-fucking his trainer after hearing of the disappointing delay in the start of the preliminaries.

The unanticipated delay in the start of the heavyweight and super-heavy Teens, as well as all Junior categories after the semi-disaster of the opening day with the Collegiate competition left many competitors and fans upset.  One of the most notable and vocal about their unhappiness was Teenage super-heavyweight Rico Bandeas.  After the announcement was made, an enraged Bandeas came roaring out from the backstage prep area into the exhibition center lobby and spent 45 minutes roughly fucking his stim coach and muscle trainer in front of hundreds of spectators and fellow competitors. 

Generally known for his control and deliberateness, Bandeas was so animalistic and the beating the coach's hole was taking was so ferocious, some worried about the stability of the table and the well being of the trainer.  Initially BeefBoy security attempted to step in, but were turned away by Rico's team of handlers, coaches and trainers.  The resulting show captured quite an audience though, with an estimated crowd of 100 or more by the time the Argentinian stallion had shot his last load of muscle cum into the grunting trainer's open hole. 

"He was fine - he's a professional NBA so I don't understand why anybody cared how hard I was fucking him." said Bandeas afterwards.  "But I was really ready to go and really pumped to get on stage this morning, so I was pretty enraged that they would insult us like that.  So I needed to work through some of that energy.  Anyway, I find this delay so annoying.  Look at me - I was prepared to get on stage and dominate every last one of those boys.  Now I am just waiting around."

DID BANDEAS OVERREACTED OR WAS JUSTIFIED IN HIS ANGER?

DO YOU THINK THE DELAY WILL CHANGE ANY PERFORMANCES OR STANDINGS? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 23

LAST MINUTE CHANGES SURPRISE COMPETITORS

TEENAGE DREAMS?: The first day of the preliminaries for the teen division included only the bantam and middleweight classes.  Middleweight competitors Gustavo Chaparro of Venezuela and the Gwialen twins from Australia (Aeron and Wren) led their class in the first round.

Due to the huge number of entrants for this year’s BeefBoy, show organizers announced a last-minute change just this morning to the official schedule.  After the collegiate preliminary rounds went late into the evening due to the sheer number of bodybuilders and the repeated breaks to clean the drenching amount of cum, it was announced that the Teen preliminaries starting today would be broken into 2 days.  The Junior division, scheduled to start tomorrow, would also push out and be split into at least 2 days.

“We learned our lesson last night, and it was not fair to keep the collegiate boys up and performing after midnight.  It wasn’t fair to them and it wasn’t fair to the judges, as everyone was tired and irritable by the end.” Says lead organizer Paulo Busek.  When asked about a report that he was accosted by an angry super-heavyweight who confronted Busek in an elevator and left Busek stripped nude and gagging on the college sophomore’s fat dong, he scoffed. “That is not an accurate representation of what happened.  I spent all day nude from being so heavily coated with muscle cum during the preliminary rounds, and anyone who says they saw me left “gagging” on any cock obviously does not know me.”

The new schedule had the lower weight classes performing today, disappointing those who came to see super-heavyweight teen stars-in-the making Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  There were also mixed reactions from the competitors. “I have been completely focused on starting today at the top of my game, pumped with adrenaline and testosterone.  This is total bullshit to have to cool down for a day and try again tomorrow!” said feisty Argentinian Rico Bandeas, stalking through the exhibition center lobby.  Bamboo, however, was nowhere to be found but word was he was still at the dorm gym and seemed relaxed by all reports.  We will see tomorrow if both boys bring their A++ game to the preliminaries.

ARE THERE ANY EYEWITNESS STORIES TO THE “ATTACK” ON PAULO BUSEK?  DID HE “GAG” ON THE TEENAGER’S DICK? 

DO YOU THINK SPLITTENG UP THE COMPETITORS WILL HURT THE LARGER WEIGHT CLASSES WHO WERE PREPARED TO PERFORM TODAY?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 22

THE STAGE COMPETITION STARTS!

A WAVE OF CUM: The opening preliminary round of the Collegiate Middleweight division set a BeefBoy record for the sheer amount of seamen produced by the competitive young men. 

There are so many reasons that he BeefBoy is a different competition than other internationally sanctioned shows.  Because of the age of the bodybuilders, the pre-competition period is the longest in the IFNB, and lasts for many days before the actual competition gets underway.  The organizers want to give the young men plenty of time to adjust and be ready to present at a professional level of competition.  However sometimes the extended time together can make that plan go awry, in good and bad ways.

This year one of the noted side effects right on this first day is a noted excess of cum from the collegiate division. During pre-contest reviews, it was noted that the collegiate boys, on the whole, had overall good musculature but conditioning and the cockmeat on display wasn’t exciting.  Many blamed this on the last-minute rush to enter, meaning that many college boys hadn’t really been solidly focused on training.  However having so many boys crammed together with huge amounts of testosterone coursing through their veins can lead to exceedingly horny results.  This is often the case for the Teen division, where the boys are younger, less experienced, and may naturally have higher spikes in testosterone as they are still working through the end of puberty.  However, this year the collegiate competitors actually set records for their overall horniness.

To those critics and may other’s surprise, the collegiate boys not only performed but they broke records!  The first preliminary round of Middleweight boys had cocks that were dangerously on fire, and there was a noted excitement in the auditorium by the sheer amount of ejaculation coming from the stage, and the audience during the competitive view.  In total, despite some noted poor timing, every single middleweight competitors shot at least 9 cum shots each during compulsories – a record for competitors in the first round at any past BeefBoy. There was so much cum blasted that it required a break after each round of boys to clean the stage, as well as the juror’s table and the two front rows.  It got to be so much that after the second round, the professional judges, IFNB officials, and audience elected to stay completely nude to allow for easy clean up of the liberal and constant splashing of man juice over them.

Despite a somewhat dis-organized start, there are hopes that the level of horniness on display today is a harbinger that the competition will be a good one.  The initial coolness to the collegiate competitors brings the hope that the Teen and Juniors divisions, which start tomorrow and the day after respectively, will bring even great performances of bulging young muscle and extraordinary sexual excitement.

ARE YOU EXCITED THAT THE COMPETITION IS FINALLY UNDERWAY?

DO YOU THINK THE TEENAGE AND JUNIOR DIVISIONS WILL PREFORM AT THE SAME LEVEL OF HORNINESS? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 21

LAST MINUTE ARRIVAL

READY TO ROLL?: Bamboo arrives at the check in desk for BeefBoy backstage.  Some noted that he seemed tired and distracted, though his body still looked amazing. 

True Alpha-male bodybuilders have sometimes been accused of being dramatic.  But the truth is that the mindset of these men who are the epitome of masculinity are rightly focused on themselves.  They understand that they are exemplary specimens of what a man should be physically, and that their own level of self-absorption and self-adulation should only be equaled, and exceeded, by the members of the public that they allow to interact with them.

At this year’s BeefBoy, there have been many comparisons of young buck Bamboo to reigning Mr. Alpha Pierre Douton, and it goes beyond just the thick black cock. Their shared extreme self-assurance bordering on risky impudence, combined with a demandingly cocky and aggressive attitude to force lesser men to submit to their demands  – have been noted.  The big difference between the two is that Douton’s insolence is replaced in Bamboo by a disarming charming.

“I am sure they would have waited for me.  I am worth that.” He says with a wink, not a bellow, like Douton would. Bamboo was testing the limits for the final competitive sign in – arriving backstage with just 2 minutes before sign in finished and stage competition started.  “I was training up until the last minute, and had to rush down,” he says, a dollop of cum splattering off his lengthy dick.  So far his experiences in the pre-contest have been noted for the extreme amount of time spent fraternizing with the other contestants, and the joyfulness that he has taken in dominating boy after boy that he’s met.  That seems to have been his overriding focus so far, to the exclusion of sleep, muscle training and posing prep.  Like Douton, some have been left wondering if all Bamboo’s time spent obsessing over himself has left him unprepared to compete at the level required of a champ.  Only time will tell.

DO YOU THINK BAMBOO HAS SPENT ENOUGH TIME PREPARING FOR THE CONTEST?

DO YOU SEE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN BAMBOO AND MR. ALPHA PIERRE DOUTON? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 20

FAMILY OFTEN ARE THE BEST HELP FOR A NAKED BODYBUILDER

IN THE FAMILY: After blowing a fresh load of muscle jizz, Norway’s Swante Walhelm poses backstage with his older brother Svein.  All three of his older brother’s have taken part in Swante’s training for the show. 

No matter how much chemical or training a man does, the baseline of a good naked bodybuilder comes down to genetics.  A true Alpha must not only put in the effort to grow, but also has to have the body to build upon, with the musculature for a phenomenal physique, an impressive and responsive cock, and the natural talent to perform at the highest levels.  This is one reason naked bodybuilding often seems to run in families – genetics count.  Related fathers, sons, cousins, uncles and brothers have all been an important part of the tradition of naked bodybuilding.  It helps that studies have shown genetically similar alpha cum is best absorbed by those with similar genetics.

In prior years there have been brothers and cousins competing against each other at the BeefBoy, but this year there is only one set.  The Gwialen twins from Australia are competing as teen middleweights, but at just 14 years old and at their first International competition, they are not seen at front runners.  However siblings are well represented backstage.  Besides the Kalophallis brothers (both bodybuilders, though Yannis is the competitor this year), Norwegian phenomenon Swante Walhelm arrived with not just one, but all three of his older brothers!

All the older brothers are well known in Scandinavia for their exploits as competitive strongmen, but to assist their youngest brother, they have all taken a backseat to Swante’s training.  “It is not my way to let anyone best me.  Even, or especially, my brothers,” says second youngest brother Håkon.  “But we all want to support our little bro as he makes a name for the Walhelm’s in another sport.” 

Oldest brother Knut has been functioning as Swante’s muscle trainer, and has kept up a crushing routine schedule that has been the talk of the 24 hours gyms.  Håkon, and second oldest Svein, have taken turns helping their younger brother with his cock training.  “Both Svein and I have done plenty of grueling work to become strong men, but this has really tested our endurance!  No one enjoys a physical challenge like my brothers and I, but the demands on a naked bodybuilders performance and that of their trainers is beyond!  But I can see that for Swante to excel, constant sexual stimulation is a MUST.  For sure all three of us did not think coming into this world we would end up as fascinated with naked bodybuilding as we have.  Who knows, you may see us up on stage soon.” 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SWANTE WALHEM AND HIS BROTHERS?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER UPSIDES OF FAMILY MEMBERS COMPETING AND TRAINING TOGETHER?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 19

THE QUESTION OF UNSHAVED MUSCLE COMES UP AGAIN

HAIR OR NO?: Spanish heavyweight Juan-Miguel Gallo prepares backstage before the BeefBoy stage competition starts. Although he plans to compete hairless, the question of body hair has come up again this year.

One of the more divisive issues that has been around practically since the advent of bodybuilding is the presence of a man’s body hair. Of course, we know that in its natural state a man’s body is covered in hair, and especially an alpha beast with excessive testosterone running through their pumped bodies will be covered in a coating of body hair.  However International Federation of Naked Bodybuilding posing rules and long standing naked bodybuilding customs have dictated competitors to be completely hairless.  The only hair allowed is on the head or face.

The topic of these rules and traditions come up in a somewhat regular cycle, and the most recent serious challenge came in 2015, from a petition filed by the fans of Japanese pro Kin Kuse.  At the time, the petition was actually reviewed by the full IFNB Board Of Regulations, but ended up being dismissed anyway (as a note, Kuse himself did not participate in the petition and competed at that year’s Dragoncock fully shaved, per the rules).  In their dismissal, the board solidly affirmed that hairless competition is an important part of the tradition of naked bodybuilding, and further that it is required for the proper judging of the musculature of the male body without obscuration or shading from hair.  However there is chatter that issue may be raised again at this year’s BeefBoy.

20 year-old Collegiate heavyweight Juan-Miguel Gallo is a protégé of Kuse, via their mutual connections to Buck Perfection International, Ltd., a world-wide group which sponsors high-end nude posing performances, lectures and events.  The organization promotes naked bodybuilding through private experiences with top bodybuilders which are noted for being significantly more sexual and sensual than an IFNB competition.  Like Kuse, many of the performers at Buck events will appear with body hair, supposing that the hair is more masculine.

This is Gallo’s first IFNB sponsored competition, but he comes with a built-in fan base from his 3 years performing with Buck Perfection.  “I was on a vacation in Bangkok with my family and some family friends.  Me and a couple of my high school buddies were at that phase with our training that, even on a family vacation, we HAD TO go to a gym. We begged our parents to let us go to a local gym called Rong Yim Helk. We had no idea it was whwere Kim Kuse trained, or ven who Kim Kuse was.  Well, we pretty quickly noticed something was up when some dudes who showed up were lifting naked.  At fiorst we thought it was just some wird local custom, but it was the rock hard coks that confused us.  But what was so cool is how everyone was just so chill about it!  We were teenagers – we had never seen dudes being so cock positive!"

"I was fascinated, obviously, and that is where I approached Kin Kuse, who is super friendly to fans.  He blew our mind trying to explain what naked bodybuilding was – which we had obviously never heard of.  He gave us passes to see his flex show that night, and we snuck away from our hotel to go see it."

"Well, it was like I got the calling right then and there.  I had never seen anything like it, and it was like everything I had ever wanted to be as a man.  The flexing and strutting and hearing the audience go crazy was like a rush I wanted more than anything!  And while, at first, I was werided out by these dudes flexing and cumming, it looked SOOO awesome that I quickly started cheering myself!  I had never seen anything so masculine, and it shifted what I thought about lifting weights forever!"

"Catching up with Kin after the show and seeing him laughing and showing off how much his body was covered in his cum and the other bodybuilders was like the final dose of mascukinity that convinced me.  I'll just never forget standing there and he's all just casually chatting while these huge globs of cum are just like rolling of his nipples and pecs and down his abs.  And the fact that his cock was still locked and loaded for another show!  It was the type of man I wanted ot be – free, in control and totally hyper masculine!"

"I knew I was meant to join those men and be a part of that level of in-your-face masculinity on display by the most powerful men in the world.  I needed to get the same adulation from crowdsfor my cock aI was lucky to have met Kin the way I did, because this is the life I want and love!  So being a competitor is just the next step in my progression.  Kin taught me how to be a performer at Buck, and now he’s spent the last 6 months prepping me for this competition.  I know that I will need to shave before I head out there on stage – I’m not here to rock any boats.  But who knows what my fan’s will get up to!”

DO YOU THINK GALLO’S TIME AS A BUCK PERFECTION PERFORMER WILL HELP OR HURT HIS STAGE PERFORMANCE?  

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BODY HAIR ON NAKED BODYBUILDERS?

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BEEFBOY FACILITIES CONTINUE TO BE OVERWHELMED BY THE HUGE NUMBER OF COMPETITORS

AT CAPACITY: Several Teen competitors use the Stroke Lounge to rest. Although intended to be a space to allow the young muscle bulls to practice their jacking technique among others equally focused boys without distraction, the overcrowded dorms situation has left many nude young men no place else to rest.

Despite the best efforts of the IFNB organizing committee, reports from this year’s BeefBoy have been rather bleak about the state of the facilities for the young muscle bucks preparing to take part in the competition.  Although having use of the facilities for 24 hours a day was initially nice, it soon became obvious that the hosting site was overwhelmed by the sheer number of naked muscle bucks crammed into every corner of the dorms and public spaces.  In past BeefBoys, the mandatory-nude dorm rooms were already at capacity, with four to six naked, muscular young men crammed into each room, most sharing beds for the duration of their stay.  This year there are reports of up to 10 per room, which has made just sleeping difficult as it is hard to unwind when constantly aroused by so much horny muscle.

There have been reports of hallways stuffed with sleeping nude flesh and overly hot rooms from air conditioning overwhelmed by all the young, hot bodies.  The gym and shower rooms have been closed multiple times from being clogged with seamen, and the spa has been closed permanently for the same reason. The lobbies, lounges, and hallways have all seen many young men forced to practice their stimming in public spaces because gyms and the stim lounges are overfull or closed.

 “Due to the overwhelming last-minute registrations, we have almost 200 hundred more horny young musclemen competing this year than we had planned for even at our maximum capacity." says IFNB VP and the show’s executive chairman Paulo Busek.  "But we have done what we can to accommodate by adding additional beds to rooms and looking for additional dorm capacity nearby.  These young men dream of turning pro one day and allowing them the full experience of intense connection with their fellow naked bodybuilder will help them learn the pressures professional naked bodybuilders face during competition.  These young men need to understand that their bodies incite other men to unexpected lust.  Letting them experience that in its uncontrolled state will only improve their ability to one day ascend to be an alpha in control lesser men.”

However, many of the young men, especially the first timers, report making the best of it.  Junior middleweight competitor Rhett Hardy did have some positives, “I have formed some tight bonds with my roomies.  We’ve become real bros living through this experience.  But man, there’s so much testosterone in the air I can hardly sleep.  We’re already 3 or 4 to a bed in my room, and this morning I woke up with my buddy Phil’s dick inside me.  He is sound asleep but just pumping away. I only woke up because I had cum a load from the stim, and he dropped a load in my ass right after. But I wasn’t mad because I did the same thing to my boy Diego yesterday.  You just can’t avoid it.”

DO YOU THINK THE SHOW PLANNERS COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER PREPARED FOR THE NUMBER OF HOT YOUNG TEENS?

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OTHER STORIES FROM THE OVER PACKED AND OVER HEATED DORMS? 

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COLLEGIATE COMPETITION MOSTLY UNDERWHELMS

HEROIC NUDITY: Yannis Kalophallis (center) from team Greece is shown backstage with his cum coach and brother, pro bodybuilder Dimitris Kalophallis (left). A helper oils Yannis with a mixture of olive oil and cum. 

The BeefBoy Classic continues to be a huge fan favorite, as this is where you can see the future of naked bodybuilding in live competition.  And the young men also love it as being pumped, nude and aroused on stage while thousands of adults gaze on in excitement is often the first taste of what being an alpha male is all about.

This year there have been solid favorites in the Teen and Junior categories, from experienced competitors like Gerard Bouchelle, to first-timers like Bamboo.  However unlike in past years, there is a noted lack of buzz about the Collegiate bodybuilders.  Some have blamed this on the rise of the Collegiate Muscle & Cock Sports League (CMCS), which critics have recently blamed for lowering the standards of collegiate competitors with its focus on fraternization and “fun” over truly disciplined naked bodybuilding and competition.

One of the few stand outs at this show in pre-competition has been Greek heavyweight Yannis “Thunderbolt” Kalophallis.  Kalophallis is the 3-time winner and current reigning Mr. Greece Teen, a title he took over from his brother Dimitris when he aged out.  Both brothers are known for their excellent form and prodigious cum game.

“We Greeks invented the sport, so why would we not excel?  In the Ancient times, Olympic athletes were oiled and competed nude to be honored as the epitome of manhood.  Nothing is more natural for a Greek athlete than to be naked.  As you see, we invented naked bodybuilding,” says Yannis.  Despite both brothers competing at the collegiate level, neither is a member or even a fan of the CMCS.  “That is just for boys that want to take SPH, party and fuck.  For us, this is life.  We can do nothing but be naked bodybuilders,” says Dimitris. “It is our DNA.”

Asked about his nickname, Yannis says, “The way that Zeus, king of the gods and the most virile of all, struck down his opponents with his thunderbolt, so do I.  I will make my cock cum for an hour before I let another man do better than me, even my brother.  For the Kalophallis, dominance is a MUST – you are not allowed to NOT fuck all those around you!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE KALOPHALLIS BROTHERS?

WHY DO YOU THINK THE COLLEGE LEVEL COMPETITORS SEEM SUB-PAR?  DO YOU BLAME THE CMCS?

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BOUCHELLE KEEPS FOCUSED ON BRINGING HIS BEST

QUIET DEDICATION: Gerard Bouchelle has been keeping to a rigorous training schedule during the lead up to the BeefBoy competition, despite numerous possible distractions.

The whirl of the BeefBoy social scene has undone many a young competitor.  No matter how hard they have worked, or how focused they were at home to to make it to the competition, when faced with the excitement and energy of hundreds of other hormonal and pumped alpha boys, it can become difficult to stay on task.  There are a few who are able to avoid the theatrics.

Maybe because he has already competed at the international level, Canadian Junior competitor Gerard Bouchelle has kept laser focused on preparing for the BeefBoy.  Bouchelle has made few changes to his training routine since being forced to join the rest of the boys in the dorm.  He has been keeping up a hardcore routine of only eating, training, stimimg, and sleeping.  So far he has avoided all social and communal events entirely.

Due to his last-minute placement, Bouchelle was initially placed into a room with 7 lightweight teen competitors from Eastern Europe. After 3 were forced out of the competition due to injuries, Bouchelle was assigned a solo room on a judge’s floor. But the isolation seems to suit Bouchelle, “I always look to improve on my already perfect body, and it takes work to ensure it remains this hard. Distractions are avoided at all costs and my team knows to clear away anything or anyone who compromises my focus from being an unstoppable force of male power."

DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE COULD STAND TO BE MORE SOCIAL?

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED IN BOUCHELLE’S DORM ROOM TO FORCE THEM OUT OF THE COMPETITION? 

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COMPETITORS COME FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE TO COMPETE

BACKSTAGE GETS GOING: Team Italy competitor Pietro Laggani carries on a family tradition of bodybuilding. He is shown preparing backstage with his oral stim trainer Komachi "Komo" Moraki, who previously worked with Han Hyun.

One of the important parts of the BeefBoy for the IFNB is the ability to engage men at a very young age into the perfect sport of Naked Bodybuilding.  With the surging popularity of the naked sport ever increasing across the globe, the BeefBoy is that much more important to educate these boys that no matter their background or nationality, the one common thing above all is the ultimate dominating Alpha male.

Italian Junior middleweight competitor Pietro Laggani has been soaking up the experience.  Pietro comes from a family of competitive bodybuilders, but he is the first from his family to take up the Naked sport. 

“I saw both my father and uncle struggle with desire to show their full body to the appreciative audiences.  But for them at that time naked bodybuilding was not an option, at least on stage in Italy.  But it was hard for them to suppress their dominating masculinity.  More than once, each were fined for erections on stage. But during the summer I would always watch them work out nude together, and when I was old enough to I joined them. They are both my biggest supports and best training partners as I became a naked bodybuilder.”

“Now that I get to be here myself, I can hardly believe my luck.  I have spent the last week prepping in the dorms and meeting all these amazing guys from all over the world.  It has been an eye-opening experience to see so many dedicated and well hung other guys.  I think I have been hard this entire time!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LAGGANI’S CHANCES?

HOW IMPORTANT IS IT FOR THE COMPETITORS TO SPEND TIME WITH BOYS FROM OTHER CULTURES AND PLACES? 

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IN THE DORMS, BAMBOO IS ALREADY THE LEADER OF THE PACK

SOCIAL LEADER: Jamaican teen Bamboo takes full advantage of the fraternal atmosphere and his own magnetism to meet the hundreds of other competitors in the dorms

The BeefBoy dorms are renowned for their rather wild atmosphere and unpredictable encounters.  Unlike all other IFNB show, because of the age of the majority of the contestants, all competitors must stay in the dorms for the duration of the event, and must stay 100% nude at all times.  You can imagine the energy when hundreds of muscular and dominant teenagers converge for days in this kind of pressure cooker atmosphere.  Some of the more retiring or focused boys will shy away from the shenanigans, but other’s will revel in them.

One of the boys most taking advantage of the social atmosphere is Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore from Jamaica.  Despite it being his first ever BeefBoy at age 17, in just a few short days Bamboo has come to be the obvious social leader of the dorms.  His ubiquity around the common areas and popping up in the other boy’s dorm rooms have left more than one person asking if he is getting any sleep at all?

“I need to dominate wherever I go.  It happens naturally whenever I arrive somewhere, that these other boys can sense that I demand respect,” says Bamboo as he slides his lengthy cock into the ass of a collegiate competitor.  “I cannot rest until they all understand my superiority.  I got a lot of practice in correctional school making sure the other boys knew I was getting the respect I deserved.  Like then, all of these boys will all end up begging for it, I promise you.”

Still coated in a face full of Bamboo’s cum, Bolivian collegiate middleweight Hector Garcia says, “He is impressive for sure, but more so he has such charm and is so engaging. I rarely use anal stim in my regular workout schedule, and yet I have opened my hole to him 3 times this week alone.  He is so good natured and makes the point that we boys need to work with the other boys to we are all at the top of our game.  It really is quite extraordinary and we all seem to find it impossible to say ‘no’.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BAMBOO’S IDEA OF BOYS-HELPING-BOYS COOPERATION? 

DO YOU THINK BAMBOO IS SPENDING ENOUGH TIME PREPARING FOR COMPETITION OR IS HE JUST SOCIALIZING? 

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SWANTE WALHELM IS READY TO “DO BATTLE”

THICKNESS, PERSONIFIED: Swante Walhelm waits for his official photo call. Despite short stature, the crowds parted as he moved through them.

One of the most buzzed about competitors at this year’s event has been Norwegian collegiate level bodybuilder Swante Walhelm.  Though a champ naked bodybuilder in his home country for several years, this is his first international competition and word of his thick muscles and even thicker cock immediately spread throughout the show.

Walhelm himself has laid low, and does not appear to play into the hype.  Asked about the experience so far for his first international show, Walhelm was blunt, “It is annoying. I prefer to keep to myself, but there are so many boys everywhere. There are ten of us in my dorm room and when I sleep they will wake me by grabbing my cock and trying to fit their mouths around it.  But I have caught them a few times and held them down and raped them, and that is usually that.  I would just like to get to the competition.”

Walhelm says that in Norway things are different. “People do know me there and they know my families accomplishments, but are not so impolite or rude.  The Norse know to keep to themselves.  The men in my family have long been famous for their strength.  I am the shortest of my brothers however, and excelled in bodybuilding over strength trials.  My nickname is “Bred økse” back home.  It means the Broad Axe, and I am looking forward to doing battle soon against these other men.”

DOES SWANTE WALHELM HAVE THE THICKEST COCK AT THE COMPETITION?

HOW DO YOU THINK WALHELM GOT HIS NICKNAME, “THE BROAD AXE”? 

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NOT ALL BOYS HAVE THEIR EYES ON THE GOLDEN PHALLUS

ON THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE: Juan Fernando Perez shows off the lean definition and engaging posing that has kept him popular in his home country at a photo call for all competitors.

For many of the young men at the BeefBoy, reaching the top of their class is not realistic, let alone the overall rankings.  But hundreds of upstart bodybuilders still show up year after year because the drive to compete and perform is strong in these boys.  That drive, focused or not, can take them far even if it isn’t to the top of the competition.  

One young man who has a clear vision for what he wants, win-or-lose, is a middleweight from Colombia, Juan Fernando Perez. Perez is a 3-time winner of Mr. Teen Columbia FICD (Federación Internacional de Culturismo Desnudo – the local IFNB chapter) and is known for his conditioning and aesthetic over size. Already he has several sponsors and endorsement deals in his home country, but at this year’s BeefBoy, he wants more.

“I have worked hard to get here, and I know that when I get on that stage the judges will recognize me as the best middleweight out there.” Perez says as he waits to have his official BeefBoy Classic photo taken.  “But I also know that there are other great guys who are bigger than me who they will favor in the overalls.  So, I plan to make the most of my time here on the international stage to meet a worldwide set of sponsors and see if I cannot get the eye of an international supplement company as a spokesman for Colombia.  I have a huge following back home and my endorsement could be very valuable.”

Disappointed to hear that international billionaire and naked bodybuilding aficionado Hugo Hackelberg did not seem to be at this year’s show, Perez was nonetheless open to what may come.  “Oh well, his loss that he doesn’t get to see me perform.  This is my last year competing as a teenager, so I was hoping to catch his attention now, but I know I will find other opportunities in the future.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE PEREZ’S CHANCES OF GAINING INTERNATIONAL LEVEL SPONSORS OR ENDORSEMENT DEALS?

DO YOU THINK NAKED BODYBUILDING DEVOTEE HUGO HACKELBERG WILL SHOW AT THIS YEAR’S EVENT?  

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BANDEAS KEEPS THE EYES ON THE PRIZE

TRAINING HARD: Argentinian teen Rico Bandeas has spent his time pre-contest focused on preparing for the competition, not socializing. 

The BeefBoy is renowned for the wild atmosphere created by packing hundreds of muscular, horny teenagers and young men in cramped quarters for days.  Requiring them to be stripped completely nude at all times for the duration of the show is just the powder keg that can set it all off.  But one of this year’s young stars is not going to be distracted by the goings on.  “I don’t pay attention to those guys. My focus is all on me, as it should be,” says Rico.

Bandeas has a leg up in keeping himself focused.  As the only international level IFNB show to offer no NBAs (Naked Bodybuilding Assistants), the boys at the BeefBoy have to improvise with each other if they arrived without any assistants supplied by their home country team.  However, unlike most of the teenage competitors, Bandeas arrived with a contingent of his own trainers and assistants, although not all are professionals paid for by his parents. 

“I am totally invested in his success, so I don’t mind putting in the hours stimulating his cock,” says friend-turned-assistant Matias Bova. “The last year has made it pretty tough, as he’s grown his cock a lot and gotten way more aggressive when sticking it in my ass or choking my throat with it, but I know he is meant for great things.”

“Matias and I have been friends since middle school – we played sports together, so he has always known my competitive side. It is great to have a friend here to support and one who knows my cock like no one else. From all the professional stim coaches my father has hired for me, no one works my dick like Mat.”

DO YOU THINK BANDEAS’ TEAM OF TRAINERS AND ASSISTANTS GIVES HIM AN ADVANTAGE AT THE BEEFBOY?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS AT THIS YEAR’S BEEFBOY SUPPORTING COMPETITORS?

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BOUCHELLE REAPPEARS JUST AS THE COMPETITION IS ABOUT TO START

SHOWING HE’S READY: Bouchelle poses for the media and onlookers as he re-enters the dormitory complex.  He shot several loads as he posed, exhibiting great control and timing for the audience.

One of the mysteries of the pre-show so far at the BeefBoy has been where was Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle? After his last-minute entry and brief showing at the Teen Auction, Bouchelle had not been seen again.  The rising star of the naked bodybuilding world reappeared today and made a grand show of checking into the dormitory, with a large collection of media and fans trailing behind as he strode in naked and hard.

“I am happy to be here and competing, as I know I will dominate all these young men,” said Bouchelle, throwing ropes of cum on the assembled crowd as he posed for the cameras. “I was also absolutely ready to participate in the pre-show experience as well, but was told by the organizers that my presence in the dorms would be ‘disruptive’. Well, last night I was told that I now needed to be nude and present in the dorms or risk being disqualified.  So here I am.”

Reached for comment, show chairman Paulo Busek would only say, “Our review of the IFNB rules made it clear that Mr. Bouchelle needed to be present for the full show experience, and we notified him of that last night.  We look forward to a robust and organized competition.”

HOW DOES BOUCHELLE STACK UP AGAINST THE OTHER COMPETITORS SO FAR?

WHY DO YOU THINK ORGANIZERS THOUGHT BOUCHELLE WOULD “DISRUPT” THE DORMS?

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24 HOUR FACILITIES HELP KEEP BOYS FOCUSED

TRAINING NEVER STOPS: Christian Hoffer and Tomas Bauer of the Austrian contingent of teen bodybuilders take advantage of the 24 hour gym policy to continue stim training late into the evening.

Making it to the top ranks of naked bodybuilders means being fully committed to living the lifestyle 24/7. The teenage and collegiate men taking part in this year’s BeefBoy Classic are mostly just at the start of their amateur careers, but those who show great commitment, discipline and complete willingness at this stage are likely the Alphas you will see performing at pro level events in a few years.

The road can be a long one full of hard work and only a very select group will make it that far. This year’s BeefBoy seems ready more than ever to cater to that dedicated group.  The show has always been heavily attended, and facilities are taxed in the best years.  However due to the overwhelming number of last minute entrants in this year’s show, the dorms are beyond crowded, and many of the boys have been using the 3 24-hour nude gymnasiums as place to get some space.  The IFNB requirement that any of the teens using the gym must be using the gym (no loitering) means that plenty of workouts have been going on around the clock.

Since many amateur boys arrive without professional trainers, or as part of a contingent without extra resources, most have buddies who come in handy for training, killing time and staying ready for the upcoming competition.  The most successful boys will push themselves and each other to work their muscles and cocks for hours.  “There is a part of me that would rather be playing xbox and chilling than having my bro work my ass like this, but I know I need to build up my sexual response time if I’m going to perform my best.  We have been at it for 3 hours or so.  It is not really restful up in the dorms anyways, so might as well stay busy,” says Austrian teen competitor Christian Hoffer.

DO YOU THINK LEAVING THE GYMS OPEN 24 HOURS WILL MAKE FOR THE BEST BEEFBOY EVER?

HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK THE BOYS KEEPING THEMSELVES BUSY?

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24 HOUR FACILITIES NEW FOR THE BEEFBOY

TAKING ADVANTAGE: Jamaican teen competitor “Bamboo” has been taking full advantage of the 24 hour offerings at this year’s BeefBoy, including this personalized stim workout with an IFNB sponsored educator in the host hotel gym.

A single hormonal teenager left to his own devices can need plenty of distraction to stay out of trouble.  Now imagine amplifying this by several hundred boys. And then make these the most active, demanding, muscular and horny boys on the planet.  Now you can understand the infamous reputation the BeefBoy Classic show has had for its entire run.

“As this is the largest BeefBoy we have ever hosted, we want to make sure it runs cleanly and smoothly this year,” says IFNB Vice President of International Competition, and the show’s executive chairman, Paulo Busek. “We cannot avoid the past reputation for mischief and shenanigans during prior years, but this year we want to make sure we are channeling the youthful and vibrant energy here into a unforgettable display of professional Alpha Male sporting.”

Intrinsic to this plan seems to be a commitment by the IFNB to keep the boys busy and distracted.  For the first year ever, the contest facilities will have their facilities open 24 hours a day, meaning the three gymnasiums, pump rooms, pools, cafeterias, lounges and game room will be available to the young competitors at all hours of the day whenever they are looking to engage in activities physical or social.  There is also a full schedule of IFNB sponsored classes, training sessions, a small exposition and select live performances to occupy more of young men’s time.

Says Paulo Busek, “These young Alphas are the future of Naked Bodybuilding, and the IFNB has done its best to create the finest experience possible for these boys, and we expect this year will be the most impressive BeefBoy Classic yet.”

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ANY FUTURE OR PAST BEEFBOY STORIES THAT ARE WORTH REPORTING?

WHO DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE RECRUITED TO PERFORM FOR THESE HORNY YOUNG MEN? 

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THE CROWDS TAKE NOTE OF A QUIET COMPETITOR. 

A VERY TIGHT PACKAGE: Norwegian competitor Swante Walhelm poses backstage after the Teen Auction. His incredibly thick cock was noticed by many.

Just as often that there are boys that arrive with infamous reputations and competitive buzz, there are also unassuming boys who capture attention not because of their bravado and publicity, but because they are just great specimens and competitors.  This year’s quiet standout is 19-year-old Swante Walhelm from Norway.

Though he is a top champion in his home country and a competitor for over 4 years, Walhelm has flown under the international radar and this is shockingly his first international competition.  Despite only being 165cm tall (5’5”), Walhelm is an impressive 255 lbs of muscle.  His thick and dense muscle is well matched by the impressively thick log of dick he sports.  His cockhead was easily the largest at the Teen Auction, and stories of sponsors choking on its impressive 30cm circumference spread through the room quickly.

“I have been training for some time, and I am looking forward to battling with the other young men here,” Walhelm says. “I come from a family of competitors, mostly the Viking Strongmen tradition, so I look forward to bringing the same spirit to this contest.”

Due to his similar height and build, as well as reticence with reporters, Walhelm has been compared most favorably to surprise Canadian entrant, Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle.  Both young men are people of few words, but they definitely let the muscle and cock speak for themselves.

HOW DO YOU THINK SWANTE WALHELM STACKS UP AGAINST GERARD BOUCHELLE?

ARE YOU IMPRESSED BY WALHELM’S PROPORTIONS AT AGE 19? 

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HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR ONE-NAME WONDER “BAMBOO”

EXCITED TO BE SHOWING OFF: Early favorite Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore blows a thick load of cum simply from doing sit ups. “When I flex, I cum. As should everyone else,” the teenager says.

Despite the young age and often unknown status of most of the competitors at the BeefBoy, there are usually a few that come each year with some buzz.  So far one of the most prominent stand-outs is Jamaica’s Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore. Despite registering with his given name, the incredibly well-built teen insists on only being referred to by his nickname, Bamboo.

The word on the 17-year-old is all the more outstanding because he seemed to come out of nowhere over the past year to dominate the amateur teen leagues with his outstanding physique, dominating fuck-stick and supremely cocky attitude. His charm and exotic looks haven’t hurt either.

“I have always been a very headstrong kid,” says Bamboo.  “After lower school I ended up at the Hill Top Juvenile Correctional Centre in the town of Bamboo after a few run ins with the local constables. From the age of 11 I was already very well-muscled and had a really large dick.  I was so horny as a kid that I would whip out my cock at any occasion to show how hard it would get and how much cum I could shoot.  But when I got to Bamboo, that is where I learned about discipline and I devoted time to growing my body and dominating all the weaker boys there – both with my physical strength and making them respect my huge manhood.  I loved showing off and making smaller guys watch me flexing naked and cumming. By the time I left, I did not wear any clothes at all as it wasn’t right to cover all of this.  Even the guards knew to respect my alpha-ness.  Everyone called me “Bamboo” because I so dominated that town.”

Despite his apparent arrogance, Bamboo’s natural charm and looks have left him popular with the other boys.  “Naked bodybuilding is an international sport.  I already have dominated all the other Caribbean boys at amateur competition, so I’m eager to meet all the other guys here.  I am going to be an international superstar so I need to make sure I know who I’ll be seeing at all the pro level competitions in the future!” he says with a wink.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BAMBOO’S CHANCES IN THE COMPETITION SO FAR?

DOES HIS POPULARITY AMONG HIS PEERS SURPRISE YOU?

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RICO BANDEAS IS READY TO COMPETE

TOO EXCITED TO CONTAIN: Argentinean teen bodybuilder Rico Bandeas cannot contain his excitement as he practices his posing routine in his dorm room. 

“I can be very impatient.  I always want what I want right when I want it,” so says teen competitor Rico Bandeas.  "And so does my dick."

Bandeas has been competing at the amateur level since the age of 14, but has had a focus on bodybuilding since he was much younger.  “I remember I was about 10 or 11 years-old when I first became aware of the sport. I was walking down the street with my family and heard a commotion up ahead.  Down the street came 3 huge naked men. There were so many new things to me that I had never seen and they fascinated me; their ripped bodies, their thick semi-soft dicks, but most of all I remember how shamelessly they strode down the street while the shocked crowd parted in front of them. My parents tried to shield my eyes, but those 3 alphas were vividly burned into my mind and I wanted to be like them.  I knew that I was meant to shock and astound the world with my body and attitude.”

Rico’s thick cock oozes pre-cum as he tells his story. “From that day forward I demanded that my parents let me start working out. I was always into sports; football, wrestling and volleyball, so I already had strength and stamina to get right into the amateur leagues.  My father paid for me to start working with the top coaches in South America, and I started winning competitions right off the bat. The first years I was very focused on growing my muscles, and I didn’t have to do much to my cock.  But the last year or so, I’ve been really focused on growing my dick with lots of stim work.  My father paid to have Carlos Monza work with me for 6 weeks this summer, and now I think it now really matches my body.  Thick and dangerous – that’s what I aspire to.

After seeing the other competitors at the Auction, Bandeas feels bold, “Unlike some of the other boys people are talking about, I have spent years practicing and refining my routine and making sure I have the best posing performance – I will be Mr. BeefBoy for sure!”

IS RICO BANDEAS’ COCKINESS WELL FOUNDED?

DO YOU THINK RICO WAS REFERRING TO JAMAICAN TEEN BAMBOO? 

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TEEN AUCTION AN OPPORTUNITY FOR COMPETITORS TO CONNECT

FAST FRIENDS: Argentina’s Rico Bandas shows a Most Muscular pose in anticipation of cumming on the face of a seated sponsor. He was working the Teen Auction with his new “hermano”, Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson.  Despite their bond, the boys just met that morning.

As the only pro-level IFNB show solely focused on teenage competitors, the BeefBoy Classic gets a well-deserved reputation for its wild atmosphere.  The opening “Teen Auction” allows the energetic young men the opportunity to strip-off and show-off with hundreds of their aspiring Alpha peers, and during these times teen hormones run high and the animated atmosphere at the BeefBoy is tinged with the boldness of youth.  

For many of these boys, they have been the dominant teenager in their area and being faced with an international set of competitors of equal talents and development can lead to either an immediate camaraderie or a sense of competition – or both.  Teen competitors can remain playful and childlike despite having the highly developed muscular bodies and raging dicks of alpha adult men.  They are more playful than an adult but more powerful than a child – these boys are open to almost anything, wide-eyed and daring.

At this year’s Teen Auction, the uninhibited and loyal atmosphere was personified by 17 year-old Argentine Rico Bandeas and 16 year-old Icelander Sigurdur Snaesson.  Though the boys had just met and grew up literally on opposite sides of the globe, their roars of pleasure and unselfconscious exuberance stood out amongst the group as they worked the room together, flexing, waving their hard cocks, cumming, and generally showing off for the assembled sponsors as a duo.   Bandeas and Snaesson’s bond conveyed the essence of what it is to be a teenage naked bodybuilder: boisterous, uninhibited and preoccupied with having fun.

“We met this morning in line for the dorms, but I knew right off we would be friends,” says Bandeas. “Despite different languages, we speak the same language; grande muscle and big dick.  I knew this was mi hermano who was cara rota tabmien. . . . also shameless.”

DO YOU THINK THAT BANDEAS AND SNAESSON’S IMMEDIATE FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST? 

DID YOU HEAR OF ANY OTHER EXUHERANT ACTIVITY AT THIS YEAR’S TEEN AUCTION?

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SURPRISE ENTRY; GERARD BOUCHELLE

THE GIANT FUCKER: Gerard Bouchelle poses for an official portrait at the weight-in of the BeefBoy Classic. His appearance at the Teen Auction was so brief, it was hardly noticed. 

This year's competition is already full of surprises.  The 2016 PowerDong champ and Mr. Alpha 4th place finisher, 19 year-old Gerard "Giant Fucker" Bouchelle, surprised organizers and attendees when he arrived at the BeefBoy Auction unannounced. He was immediately, symbolically, signed by his 27 year-old muscle trainer, Chad Benner, and left as quickly as he arrived.

"I decided only this week to enter the competition. This is the last year I can compete as a teen, and I decided that this was the show that launched JK Roher to Monsieur Alpha, so I would take the same path." Bouchelle said.

"I also heard about Douton's offer to the winner of the BeefBoy," he adds somewhat hesitantly. "Pierre and I had a connection at the Alpha competition, but I have not seen him since. If given the opportunity, I of course would jump to spend time with the Mr. Alpha. But I had made up my mind already to enter."

Bouchelle looked to have worked on further refining his physique, showing more lean and cut than at Mr. Alpha. "I am young and do not stop conditioning in the off-season. I live as a naked bodybuilder all year, so entering last minute will not be an issue."

DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE'S LEANER PHYSIQUE WILL HURT OR HELP HIM AT THE BEEFBOY?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER WELL KNOWN TEENS THAT MIGHT COMPETE? 

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FIRST DAY OF THE BEEFBOY LETS TEENS SHOW OFF

READY TO SHOW: An aspiring teen competitor makes sure he is ready to showcase his body for participants at the first day of the BeefBoy Sponsorship Auction. His cock must be ready to cum repeatedly to showcase his muscles and dick for any of the wealthy sponsors and company representatives present before he can officially compete.   

One of the most arcane traditions in teen competitions is the IFNB BeefBoy Classic Teen Naked Bodybuilding Sponsorship Auction.  The official IFNB rule book still includes the clause that “In order to be qualified to compete in an IFNB event, all teen competitors must be sponsored by an individual for the duration of the event.” 

The rule likely harkens back to earlier times, when legally a “minor” was required to be chaperoned for any event, so the young participants were required to have an adult individual who would watch over them and make sure they were being responsible.  However now the teenagers who register for the BeefBoy and other IFNB Teen level events are more independent and most will arrive with existing sponsors, trainers, competitive buddies, or CMCS (Collegiate Muscle & Cock Sports League) team members.  Some even already have corporate sponsorship, and will arrive with company reps as their sponsors. 

So the Teen Naked Bodybuilding Sponsorship Auction, or “Teen Auction” for short, has instead become more of a ritual and press event, which allows the young men to show off before the official competition begins to the assembled sponsors and show attendees.  All qualified teens must be present and naked, ready to show off for the group.  Those with preselected sponsors will pair up with the adult man and sign off, but there are still plenty that arrive without an official sponsor, and do use the Auction to garner sponsorship “votes”, or work to directly find a man to support them.  

This sponsor-less group often works hard to out-do each other and garner the attention of the assembled mass, and the large public hall can become quite rowdy with teens flexing and using their cocks, mouths and asses to exhibit just how very eager they are to compete and what lengths they will go to win.  Boys who end the auction without a sponsor are not allowed to compete, however this is a rare occurrence as just a single official vote can secure their spot. 

WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT TEENS DOING AT AUCTIONS TO GAIN VOTES? 

DO YOU THINK THE “TEEN AUCTION” IS OUTDATED OR A GOOD TRADITION TO KEEP ALIVE?