FREAK SHOW 2013 18

FREAK SHOW COMPETITION OPENS WITH

UNIQUE FREAK-FAN AWARDS POSEDOWN

True freaks: winners of the special "Freak Fan Prizes" show off why they are considered naked muscle athletes who "keep the 
spirit of ultra-masculinity alive in the sport of naked bodybuilding."  From left to right: teenage Chris Garter (largest dick on
a teen), pro Mladen Dreslin (largest cock head in the IFNB), pro JK Roher (uniform thickness), Yann Perrod (fastest improvement).

Most IFNB Pro Contests open with some sort of competitor review.  At this year's Freak Show, co-head-promoter Eric Ward decided to use the traditional opening preview to promote his own agenda.  "The Freak Show has come to represent the best of the extreme pursuit of ultra-masculinity.  While the standards of judging remain consistent with IFNB sanctions, we want to aggressively encourage the type of extreme pursuit of true masculinity that the most muscle-obsessed are known for.  We want to encourage the true freaks of masculinity as well as the ultimate representation of masculinity upheld by the IFNB."

So Ward and fellow promoters created a unique opening night.  Instead of just having competitors come out and preview to the audience, there were recognition awards given to those men who "represent what it truly is to keep freakishly obsessed with ultra-masculine ideals."  Called the "Fan Freak Awards," Ward assembled a team of "interested professionals who began watching the IFNB ranks for over 8 months to single out the bodybuilders they felt are pushing the agenda of freakishness."

What is that agenda?  "Too much is never too much!" Ward tells us.

Some of the winners even included non-professional bodybuilders.  Young Chris Garter, who burst onto the scene at age 16, shredded and sporting a pole-hard 20"+ monster dick, was on hand to receive an award "recognizing his contribution to encouraging teens to seek higher ideals of masculine image." Garter turned 17 this past year.   Likewise, the 19 year old "Teen Phenom" Yann Perrod was given an award to recognize that "true rapid advance of a male body means lifestyle commitment."  PErrod has been working with private labs for many years in pursuit of being the youngest IFNB Pro ever and maybe one day Mr. Alpha.

Others were more expected.  You can't mention "naked muscle fan" without recognizing the amazing JK Roher, who was recognized this night.  Mladen Dreslin was awarded, praised for having the biggest cock head in the IFNB – and it looked even bigger this night!  Franco Sorbo was recognized for reaching 360 lbs at 5'10", Alvin Bisson was praised for his remarkable bull nuts and even "Snake" Assombo was given a prize for his freakish fuckpole.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS CHANGE IN OPENING NIGT FORMAT, PROMOTING FREAKISHNESS?
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FREAK SHOW 2013 17

FREAKSHOW NUDE MUSCLE POLICIES

ALLOW AMATEURS TO FEEL PRO TREATMENT

Hard to believe this beast showing off naked to the crowds of musclecock fans has actually never competed! Terry 

Belmoore came to the FreaXpo "hoping a sponsor will open their wallet and help me live out my ultimate body dream."

  The FreaXpo is helping a lot of top quality amateur naked muscle like Terry make their stud dreams come true!

Imagine a young man fascinated with bodybuilding, who realizes his growth is exceptional. Imagine him working hard in the gym to grow huge.  And imagine him one day having a buddy tell him about the REAL muscle game: naked bodybuilding.

Now imagine that man seeing the TRUTH of pro-level naked muscle: that these men represent the ULTIMATE male form, and make non-naked bodybuilders lesser in comparison.  This young guy knows his gym will not allow naked bodybuilding, but he starts training his cock at home; in his basement, in his garage, maybe with his fellow muscle buddies.  All he wants is to strip naked in front of adoring fans and flex and show how awesome he looks!

This dream is secretly held by countless young muscle bulls, yet they rarely make it to the naked stage.  Yet the FreaXpo is an opportunity for these untested muscle studs to finally gain some recognition.  Most IFNB shows have nudity policies for those who may be well built, but the FreaXpo's is the strictest around.

"If you look muscular at all, expect to be frisked," said door staff manager Ted Groper.  "muscular guys are pulled out of line and up to three staff members will feel them up to see if they fall under the Forced Nudity Mandate of the event.  And, yes, we have the authority to reach our hands down your pants to see what kind of cock you have.  If a dude seems built and hung, he is not allowed into the event under any circumstances unless he is fully nude at all times."

This policy has allowed many young muscle hopefuls to get instant attention for their hard work.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FRISK AND MANDATORY NUDITY POLICY ENFORCEMENT?
POST YOUR THOUGHTS ON FORCED NUDITY FOR MUSCLE STUDS BELOW!

FREAK SHOW 2013 16

NO SURPRISE: PRO JK ROHER'S BOOTH

AMONG MOST POPULAR AT FREAXPO '13

Think you can out pose and cum pro naked bodybuilder champion JK Roher?  He sure doesn't think so – and so far he has been right!  Many fans have stepped up, but few have out flexed or out shot the muscle stud.

While many booths at the FreaXpo promote products and services, JK Roher took a gamble on a boith that just promotes how awesome a naked bodybuilder he is – and his gamble has so far paid off!  The JK Roher Fan Booth is among the most popular at this year's Freak Show Expo!

"I know there is no average man who can compare with my masculine abilities,' ROher explained of his booth.  "And I need to keep my testosterone high, my posing sharp and my cock as stimulated as possible in the days leading up to the contest.  So I figured I could use those needs to give my fans a thrill."

The centerpiece of Roher's booth has been his twice-daily JK Roher Flex & Cum Challenge.  He allows fans to pay $50 to strip down and pose with him in front of the fans of the FreaXpo and try to shoot more cum while posing than JK can himself.  As yet, no fan has been able to out match the champion muscle poser and cock master.  The closest was amateur bodybuilder and cock-stim enthusiast Ferdinand Badell, who came four times to Roher's five.  

"I knew I wouldn't beat him," Badell told us.  "I am a huge Roher fan and know how much of a true man he is.  But my hobby is cock stim, and so I also knew I could at least get a chance to pose and shoot side by side with him – which is a once in a lifetime thrill!"

WOULD YOU STEP UP TO THE JK ROHER CHALLENGE?

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FREAK SHOW 2013 15

MEN'S PRE-CONTEST STIM LOUNGE

A USEFUL ADDITION FOR COMPETITORS

Competitors are kept at the height of their masculine power in the pre-prep lounge, where Competition Assistants pitch in 

nearly around he clock to ensure competitors can maintain near-constant hyper-stimulation so that they are ready for the prep 

and pump rooms of the contest.  Competitors can practice what they enjoy most – flexing their massive muscle – 

with the assurance that their man cocks will be held at the height of impressive hardness.

Pro naked bodybuilders possess muscular dimensions that define the idea of "perfect man."  Likewise, their cocks are symbols of masculinity – long, thick and of course rock hard, just the way we imagine a REAL man should be.  

We all fascinate with how these monster muscle studs manage to keep their powerful hard-ons for such amazing stretches of time.  For months and years prior to competition, these men subject their bodies to intense heavy training and their cocks to the most aggressive stimulation possible as training for the big day.  But keeping the cock hard during a contest means a competitor must be kept at a height of sexual arousal and stimulation that most of us can not imagine.  

The cock prep and stimulation which takes place in a competition prep room and pump room is well known among fans.  Yet this year the Freak Show's competitive rounds start several days after the FreaXpo Expo, which means pro competitors must keep their cocks stimulated for a few days prior to competing, unlike other contests.

The solution?  The Freak Show promoters created a private "Stim Lounge" where competitors can get a helping hand – or a mouth or an ass – with keeping their cock stimulation at maximum as they await the contest's start.

The Stim Lounge has been used far more than promoters expected, with the original staff of 15 assistants being nearly constantly cock-occupied.  Dozens of flexing bull muscle studs banging out biceps and clenching their pecs have been barking demands for cock work while they flex, causing the promoters to have to re-assign many under-experienced Teen Ambassadors from the Expo floor up to the Stim Lounge just to meet the aggressive demands of muscle men blind with sexual rage and aggressive with testosterone intensity!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE ADDITION OF A STIM LOUNGE PRIOR TO CONTEST?

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FREAK SHOW 2013 14

PRO MATT BOYER'S PRIVATE MOTIVATIONAL TALKS

SHOWCASE SELF-LUSTING FLEX SHOWS FOR FANS!

IFNB Pro Matt Boyer smugly struts the room in one of his private motivational talks at the 2013 Freak Show FreaXpo.  

He just finished reminding a fan of his place beneath Boyer by unexpectedly shooting a thick wad into his face.  In the 

foreground an amateur bodybuilder – forced to strip naked at Boyer's demand – practices one of Boyer's self-lust techniques.

Matt Boyer is relatively new to naked bodybuilding, but not to bodybuilding in general.  The 38 year old muscle stud spent years in frustration competing in non-naked bodybuilding before switching over to the naked game, where he has risen to star status in a short time.  Yet while more and more fans are learning about this amazing bull, few know what is behind the beef and cock.

Matt Boyer shares his take on his body, his muscle and how "being the best means knowing you can't get enough of me" at a series of motivational talks in a closed room setting.  Most of his "talk" involves Boyer getting in close with fans and flexing aggressively in their face.  "You can't help but see me as superior," he tells them.  "If this room represents the whole world, I am pretty much your god."

Boyer's confidence is overwhelming, and he explained to fans how his awareness of his physical superiority is what drove him to keep competing.  "When I see myself in the mirror," he explained. "I get so excited by my perfection that my stud cock springs at attention.  I figure if a stud like me reacts that way to my looks, then you lesser men probably are driven crazy by me.  I'm doing the world a favor by staying in the competitive arena."

Boyer calls his fans "lesser men," a term adopted by his adoring followers.  "If you don't know I'm superior," he explains. "Then you don't know male perfection.  Only dudes who pay me proper honor by acknowledging my superiority can consider themselves true fans."

Many "lesser men" fans have emerged from Boyer's private talks, often with renewed excitement for the sport of naked bodybuilding.  "Matt Boyer is bringing back the good old days of when cocky arrogance came right at you and put you in your place," one fan said.  "Having a stud like Boyer bounce his pecs at me and tell me he knew my natural instinct was to beat off my dick in his honor – and then make me do it in front of the whole room – is what I love about the power of these men!"

Boyer's sessions involve a lot of fans being cummed on and humbled, yet no one has been mounted by the giant-cocked musclefucker.  "This is how I motivate," Boyer said.  "By leaving fans with the dream that one day I will force my cock into them without permission, and destroy their ruined asses in the name of my sport, for my own competitive self-gain.  The dream of that honor is my gift to them."

ARE YOU A FAN OF MATT BOYER?  
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FREAK SHOW 2013 13

PERFECT GLISTENING MUSCLES A PRIORITY

FOR FREAK SHOW COMPETITORS.

A Lightweight Class competitor shows off a perfect glistening shine, the result of rubbing oil and a number of hot, fresh 

cum loads all over his hard, defined muscle.  This competitor was helped by the Teen Ambassador on the right, who has

 been so over-stimulated by the demanding muscle men around him he has a surplus of cum to use on his own muscle.

Presenting the perfect male image takes attention to details.  Huge, eye-popping muscle requires just the right amount of shine to really make a difference on a competitive stage.  And while the wimps of non-naked bodybuilding continue to use only oil to get their bodies glistening. most naked bodybuilders use a combination of oil and good old fashioned man spunk to deliver a truly manly muscle sheen.

Specialized oil products allow naked bodybuilders to literally coat themselves in their own masculinity, allowing the hot cock juice to stay fresh when smeared into the oil and spread across mountainous arms, thick pecs and wide lats.

Most competitors need between five and seven cumshots to coat their body.  Larger competitors will use upwards of 12 to 14!  And more is always better; having man after man blow his hot load appreciatively across your abs and quads is a proven strategy for perfect oil cum shine.  And getting loads is never had for the alphas of naked bodybuilding.  A few arrogant flexes and just about any man is eager to show appreciation with a hot load of gratitude!

"That's why I like that the Freak Show has Teen Ambassadors," said lightweight competitor Andy Baylor.  "These young ones are easy to excite.  They always go a load or two ready to go, and in a pinch you can always grab one of these boys and force a cumshot out of him by jamming a few fingers into their tight little holes.  Teens are always easiest for muscle bulls to bully into blowing their load on you so you can finish getting your coat of shine on."

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CUM SHINE ON MUSCLE STUDS?

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FREAK SHOW 2013 12

CUMBLAST'S® CUM-FOUNTAIN FOR GYMS

IS A TOP PRESENTATON AT FREAXPO '13

Flexing his massive, monster biceps, this volunteer muscle beast sprays sticky wads of cum across the 

FreaXpo Freak's Dream Gym Exhibit as part of the CumBlast® company's promotional Sperm Fountain.

Imagine a top pro muscle beast naked on a bench press.  Perhaps he reps out a 405 lb. set, swelling his melon pecs and monster triceps to an engorged and sweaty perfection.  Now imagine that beast of a muscle man rising from the weight bench, strolling nude and sweaty across the gym floor over to a shining bodybuilder on a platform.  The lifter packs the cock of the platform bodybuilder into his mouth, and then the stud on the platform flexes his massive biceps, causing a heavy pump of hot muscle cum to jam down the bodybuilder's throat.  Powered up by his hot muscle cum drink, the bodybuilder returns to the bench and blasts out a set at 425 lbs!

Visions like his one become reality at the largest exhibit at FreaXpo '12, the Freak's Dream Gym Exhibit Hall.  Staged like a regular naked bodybuilding gym, the exhibit allows both innovations and fun ideas to be presented right int he environment for which they were intended.

And dead center of the Freak's Dream Gym Exhibit is the Sperm Fountain; a promotional concept dreamed up by the muscle cum innovators of the popular naked muscle sports drink CumBlast®.  The Sperm Fountain has a muscle stud spraying his loads on – or into the mouths – of gym attendees, and providing huge motivation with intermittent sex shows.

"We wanted to do something fun at this Expo," said a CumBlast marketing rep.  "Attendees of the FreaXpo already know our products CumBlast, SpermBlast, PumpHard and the rest, so they don't need yet another demo.  Our brand is elite supplementation for the biggest muscle men to train their dicks to be the ultimate male force, so we thought it would be fun to really get the crowd excited for that kind of male power."

Over 20 young muscle studs have volunteered to take shifts on the Sperm Fountain.  Their job is simple; flex a lot and cum a lot more!  Most of the volunteers admit to dosing with SPH cycles, and the CumBlast company is not ashamed of that help: "This is for show – for fun," said that marketing rep.  "Our supplements are potent, but the fountain needs to produce muscle cum at an unusual and explosive rate.  Our volunteer muscle studs are merely ensuring a good show by using outside temporary enhancements."

The Sperm Fountain is a popular exhibit, and while it is not intended to be anything but marketing, some folks are already asking if they can have one installed in their own gyms.  

"I feel bad for the dudes who'd have to work it," said Edgar Moril.  "I lost control a few times on my SPH cycles, and got the euphoric blindness they warn you about.  Took me hours to regain control of my dick.  I'm beat!  I can't imagine doing this every week!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SPERM FOUNTAIN?  ARE YOU A FAN OF CUMBLAST?

POST YOUR OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS BELOW!!

FREAK SHOW 2013 11

SEMINAR HELPS NON-NAKED BODYBUILDERS

SWITCH OVER TO NAKED BODYBUILDING

Scott Weimer brought his buddy Alex Kaliastos to the FreaXpo to try and convince the huge stud to switch over to the naked sport.  

Judging by Alex's excited bone and cum-covered smile, he won't be going back to non-naked bodybuilding any time soon!

Scott Weimer has never competed, but has followed naked bodybuilding since college.  "I started lifting in high school, and got heavily into bodybuilding throughout college," he told us.  "My roommate Alex loved bodybuilding, and we pushed each other hard."

But after graduation, Alex joined a gym where a few competitive naked bodybuilders trained.  "I would see these massive dudes step into the gang showers with gigantic cocks.  They seemed so confident and in-control that I had to know what it was they did.  I now believe naked bodybuilding is the superior version of the sport!"

But what of his old college lifting buddy, Alex?  The two men split ways because Alex was leery of naked bodybuilding's authenticity.  "I thought it was just a bunch of gay guys jerking off on their muscles," Alex told us.  "I never realized it was a real sport the way non-naked bodybuilding was."

Alex never thought more of it until the FreaXpo, that is.  There are a few seminars held at the FreaXpo where non-naked bodybuilders can learn what goes into switching over to naked bodybuilding and "losing the trunks."  Scott got in touch with his old buddy and convinced him to go.

"I was surprised at how naked muscle bros conduct themselves," Alex said.  "hey get off and fuck and all that, but because it is a sport.  It's not about having sex, it's about pursuing a masculine ideal.  These guys who normally wouldn't fuck around with dudes have sex three four and fives times a day with guys just to be ready for contests!  If they go against their "natural instincts" then clearly they are way more committed to winning than I thought – even more committed than the non-naked bodybuilders I admire!"

And seeing Scott's massive tool helped a lot too.  "I hadn't seen Scott in a couple years, " Alex said.  "When we first got together I noticed he as a lot moe jacked than when we were younger.  But then I saw his freak of a fuck stick and was like, 'If THAT is what you get from this sport, count me in!' His cock is fucking incredible!"

Looks like Alex will be joining Scott's quest to begin competing soon – but naked this time around!

DO YOU FIND ALEX'S TRANSFORMATION VIA SCOTT INSPIRING?
TALK ABOUT THE TRANSITION TO NAKED MUSCLE SPORTS FROM NON NAKED BODYBUILDING!

FREAK SHOW 2013 10

DEMO OFFERS NAKED BODYBUILDERS 

NEW TOP GRADE COMPETITIVE CUM SHINE 

A marketing rep demonstrates proper competitive stage oil & cum shine by rubbing fresh loads of hot muscle-stud cum 

all over a naked bodybuilder.  The naked muscle stud in the demo is actually part of a special framing group of bodybuilders 

whose cocks – and especially balls – have been hyper-enhanced to allow them to toss plentiful hot loads frequently.

The FreaXpo is not just a showcase expo of the most freaky male dimensions.  Like any good IFNB Expo, it also caters to the specific needs and desires of naked bodybuilders.  And while we fans may marvel at these superior men of muscle, there is actually a lot of prep that goes into their abilities to appear as perfect examples of the male ideal.

One such detail is the shine they use on their muscles to make sure they glisten and dazzle judges and fans as they flex and pose for us.  The vast majority of naked bodybuilders utilize the fact that everyone around them tends to jerk-off in their presence by using the cum for a professional stage shine.  Most if not all naked bodybuilders coat themselves in a mixture of posing oil and fresh cum to get that perfect stage shine.

At a side stage at the FreaXpo a demo was presented by sales reps of popular stage color products such as CumShine, Jizz'n'Glisten and Load Sheen where they demonstrated how their oil products work with cum to produce glistening stage muscle.  The most popular product among bodybuilders is CumShine because of it's odorlessness; when mixed with cum the bodybuilder will wreak of the odor of fresh cum for at least an hour.  All the products preserve the live quality of sperm, but CumShine has proven to retain the live cum affects longer.

The men in the demo were something of a spectacle themselves.  At least 40 demo subjects had gigantically enhanced cocks and balls, specially engineered to produce huge loads frequently.  Many fans were there just to see the incredible display of monster cock on such jacked physiques – many of the dicks were thicker than an arm, and balls were often larger than human fists!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CUM & OIL SHINE PRODUCTS AND METHODS?
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FREAK SHOW 2013 9

WORKSHOP ON HANDSFREE MUSCLE CUMMING

BOTH EXCITING AND CHALLENGING FOR FANS!

Fans try to learn the techniques of "casual cum shooting" as instructed by the self-proclaimed "professional cum stud" 

monster-hung muscleman Davey Malden, co-founder of ProLoads Muscle Juice Bar.

Learning the masculine and manly art of hands-free cum shooting is essential for naked bodybuilding success.  A pose without a rock had cock looks terrible – but a round of poses where a bodybuilder can't prove he is a potent factory of manpower by shooting loads while flexing is inexcusable.  Yet naked bodybuilding fans underestimate the incredible ability of the pros to pop off award-winning cum loads on command.  It takes years of practice and incredible mental focus.

And fans got to learn first-hand just how challenging hands-free cumming at a seminar run by pro naked bodybuilder Davey Malden.  Davey is a master of "casual shooting," and allowed fans to pull out their own average-sized cocks to go head to head – and load to load – withe the monstrously-hung Malden.

Davey Malden turned pro in 2010, and hasn't competed much since.  Yet he has been VERY active in the IFNB, working with two other naked pros and several sponsors to soon open the first ProLoads Muscle Juice Bar.

"After we train, pros often need to supplement protein drinks with cum loads," Davey explained.  "Generally, pros turn the gym floor into a gooey mess desperately trying to pump as much cum into each other immediately after weight training.  I always wanted to just go to a gym juice bar and order up my pro cum loads fresh without the hassle.  So we decided to make our dream a reality."

Malden is a master of the "casual cum shot."  He can stand before you as you stare at him, smirk in your face, and through sheer will cause his baseball-bat of a monster cock to grow rock hard and hen – without flinching – spray a load at you as proof of his alpha masculine control.  "My cum has always been top quality," he told us.  "Guys always want to supplement with my loads in them, so I've had a lot of training in on-demand delivery.  I've spent the past few years enhancing my cock and bull nuts to deliver the most potent, most frequent and most delicious loads of pure man cum you can find anywhere.  We are training our muscled staff at ProLoads to be the same."

A hugs muscle monster will be able to walk in to ProLoads, order from the bar and have a muscle stud – which Malden calls "Bar Bulls" – pop his fresh, potent load of cum into the drink of their choice – or straight up!  That kind of readiness takes tons of enhancement and training.

Malden's company title?  He's not the president, he's the "Professional Cum Stud Alpha."  This man knows how to deliver a cocky, arrogant load of delicious and potent man cum!  He will be holding 6 handsfree cum workshops for fans at the FreaXpo.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DAVEY MALDEN'S HANDSFREE CUM ABILITY?

TELL US ABOUT WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT THE POWER OF HANDSFREE MUSCLE CUM PROS!!!

FREAK SHOW 2013 8

FREAKS OF ALL SIZES ATTEND THE FREAXPO!

4'7" John Fesden may be one of the smallest naked bodybuilders around, 

but that just means it's easier to grow a monster cock that hangs to his knees!

The FreaXpo at the IFNB Freak Show brings the widest variety of huge muscle and monster man cock of any major IFNB event.  We even met a young bodybuilder who has been getting a lot of attention in the amateur contests.  Not because of his massive dick or thick muscle development – both of which he has – but rather because of his height!  John Fesden is 4'7", but does not allow his little stature to stop him from his dream.  Rock on, little big guy!

WHAT SORTS OF UNCOMMON DEVELOPMENT DO YOU WISH YOU SAW AT THE FREAXPO?
POST YOUR IDEAS BELOW!

FREAK SHOW 2013 7

PRO UMBERTO BARI POSES FOR FANS

IN THE NAKED GYM AT THE FREAXPO

Superheavyweight pro Umberto Bari pumps up in the FreaxPo naked gym.  We asked about the mouthfull of cum 

he was savoring as he flexed, but the secretive show-off explained that he does not give away his training secrets. 

 Suffice to say it is clearly an enhanced cum load.  No wonder his famously giant cock is rock hard!

Pro Superheavyweight Umberto Bari has not been seen on a pro naked bodybuilding stage in over a year.  Much ciriticized for over-enhancing his cock, the beef monster has come tot he Freak Show bigger than ever, to balance out what judges claim is imbalanced proportions.  

"I do not caqre if I win the event," Bari told us.  "I just want the world to look upon my perfect cock and muscle in awe, and know that a true freak came to the Freak Show – even if the judges can not see how amazing I am!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BARI'S CHANCES OF WINNING THE FREAK SHOW?

DO YOU THINK HE IS DISPROPORTIONED AS HE HAS BEEN DOWN-SCORED IN THE PAST?

FREAK SHOW 2013 6

LABS' CORPORATE REPS EXHIBIT LIVE TESTS

ON COCK & MUSCLE ENHANCEMENT RESEARCH

Representatives from Evo-Virility Labs, Inc., show reporters their research in extreme cock development 

by taking a powerful series of hot muscle loads to the face from a test subject's newly massive cock.

Patrick Poirier is not a name IFNB fans would know.  He has never competed in naked bodybuilding, but is an avid fan of the sport.  But he recently had a room full of musclecock fans eager to look at his fat, fist-sized cock.

Patrick volunteered for a demonstration put on by Evo-Virility Labs, Inc. at the FreaXpo.  Evo-Virility Labs is a privately funded lab that has worked with several top=placing muscle freaks in the IFNB, including Teen Phenom Yann Perrod.  This coming year, E-V Labs hopes to market it's first line of public workout supplements, and so used the opportunity of the FreaXpo to demonstrate their male-enhancement expertise to a live audience.

Seeking volunteers from the crowds at the FreaXpo, E-V Lab Reps administered some of their fastest-acting compounds to produce incredible, yet temporary results.  While they had several muscle-swelling samples, they had the crowds most excited for their cock-enhancements, of which Patrick Poirier was fortunate enough to be chosen.

"I came to the FreaXpo with my 7" dick already hard," Patrick said.  "I always attend IFNB shows naked, and love when I get a little bit of attention from naked muscle fans.  But to be chosen for a cock and muscle enhancement promo was nothing I imagined!"

Poirier's cock swole to 11.5" at it's longest, but fattened to the extent that his cock head was as big as his fist!  "Now I know what the pros feel like," he said, excited.  The effects will wear off over 8 to 10 days, but in the meantime Patrick "gets to walk around the expo with a fat monstercock and get all kinds of awesome attention!"

His cock also produces far more cum, and Patrick has needed to blow loads upwards of 8 times per day since the treatment.

"The products we gave Patrick are for promotion only," the E-V Labs rep told us.  "Our supplements will obviously have far milder effects.  We mainly wanted to show how we are ready to grow the average naked bodybuilder."

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF EVO-VIRILITY LABS WORK WITH VOLUNTEERS?
WHAT WOULD YOU HOPE TO GAON FROM THEIR NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS?

FREAK SHOW 2013 5

FREAXPO SEMINAR SESSION ABOUT PRO-LEVEL

CUMLOAD-SHOOTING FASCINATING TO FANS

IFNB Pro Superheavyweight Randall "Stump" Derrio runs a workshop cum skills.  

One lucky fan is covered due to the pro's impressive spunk-shoting ability.

The FreaXpo is not just a festival of muscle; this year the promoters have included many closed-room seminars and workshops so fans can learn more about freak cock and muscle up close.

IFNB Superheavyweight pro Randall "Stum" Derrio led a workshop on cum skills.  Derrio has spent the past two years fattening his monster cock and is a strong advocate of SPH (sperm-production hyperdrive) cycling.  Because judges find his thick log of a fuck pole "out of balance" and because his fondness for SPH cycles often renders him without control in contests, Derrio has not been in the top winner's circle in a few years.  However he is still committed to freakish size and proportions.

"Currently the sport is not focused correctly, in my opinion," Derrio told the attendees.  "It's the greatest sport in the world, but it claims to uphold masculinity.  A lot of us think that the cock is the most masculine part of a dude's physique.  That's why I am committed to a cock that is beyond belief.  And if you want to really be a solid naked bodybuilder, you got to do the same."

Derrio demonstrated to guests his amazing aim and showed how much hot spunk a "properly enhanced cock" (as he referred to it) can produce.  Derrio was clearly under the influence of SPH as he frequently rambled on and often started cumming prior to warning the guests.

"I didn't know much about Stump," one attendee said.  "I have always followed the big names.  But seeing this dude's monster cock in action made me begin to think he might be right.  a cock that amazing on a body that big needs way more attention!"

Derrio is scheduled for 10 more group workshops during the FreaXpo.  He is not competing, but will have his monster cock out for fans during the event.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DERRIO'S PHILOSOPHY ON FAT COCK BEING BEST?  HOW ABOUT HIS SESSIONS?

POST YOUR OPINIONS AND IDEAS BELOW!

FREAK SHOW 2013 4

PRO BOYER GIVES "CUM AUTOGRAPHS"

TO THRILLED TEEN AMBASSADORS 

16 year old Alex Sublewski shows off his fresh, hot "cumload autograph" from his hero IFNB pro Matt Boyer.

Alex is one of the Teen Ambassadors at the Freak Show, an honor he won at the Beef Boy Classic.

The Freak Show may be where the freakiest muscle and cock comes out to show off, but the contest that has given it's start to hopeful young musclecock s the annual Beef Boy Classic.  And while winning the Beef Boy draws the media attention to a young man's muscle and cock, there is another, quieter contest that happened at the Beef Boy this year that was of particular interest to several young muscle studs: to become a Teen Ambassador at this year's FreaXpo!

Teen Ambassadors assist the pros backstage and act as guides for the needs of the pro-level heavy hung muscle brutes of the event.  In exchange the boys get up front experience and learn directly from pros about the muscle enhancing and cock growth game.  And because the Teen Ambassadors are kept naked the entire time, they are obliged to be amazing looking young men.

"We actually look more at the size of the meat the boy is swinging when choosing the Teen Ambassadors," said Mark Frey, one of the organizers at the FreaXpo.  "We want to pick boys blindly enthusiastic for the sport, so usually the ones who have begun dabbling in cock growth have the best shot at becoming Ambassadors."

Alex Sublewski has never even competed before, but his buddies all told him to enter submission because of his love of cock growth.  "Of all the other dudes I work out with, I have gotten the most amazing cock gains this past year.  But I honestly didn't think I would b lucky enough to get to be back stage with pro naked bodybuilders!  This is fucking incredible!"

But it isn't all games for the Teen Ambassadors.  Often they will be requested as backstage assistants to the heavy-hung pro muscle beasts who are blind with testosterone and sexual aggression.  "I am really scared if they bring me into the prep room," Alex said.  "But mostly excited.  It's a chance of my lifetime, so whatever happens back there I'm not gonna back out!"

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TOP PRO NAKED BODYBUILDER NAMES

ARRIVE AT THE IFNB FREAK SHOW & FREAXPO

Old meets new: IFNB Pro naked bodybuilder Umberto Bari, pro for 5 years, introduces his 

massive muscle beef and monstrous meat, to new IFNB Pros Matt Boyer and JK Roher.  

These were not the only big names in naked bodybuilding to be seen milling around the FreaXpo!

The first day of the FreaXpo was a veritable who's-who of the naked bodybuilding world.  While many pro-level beef boys of the musclecock game arrived to compete in the Freak Show, many others came as part of an expo promotion, or even just to enjoy the event itself.

Pro Umberto Bari will be competing in the Freak Show, but hasn't been on a pro stage in over a year.  The amazing superheavyweight muscle stud has been criticized for growing his thick log of a cock too big, and came in fourth and seventh in his last two contests.  "But I do this because I am a man first," Bari told us. "I am a stud at heart, so I'll never stop growing my dick so big that it scares lesser men around me.  I don't care what the judges say; I turned pro because they know I am amazing, but as a pro I want to show the world what a real man's cock looks like!"  Seems the Freak Show is the perfect venue for this monster-cocked muscle hero.

Masters-level Pro Matt Boyer also arrived, much to the excitement of fans.  Boyer has made quite a name for himself on the naked muscle fan circuit this past year, and as an older guy late to the naked bodybuilding game, he is making up for lost time.  With over a decade of competing in non-naked bodybuilding, he represents the ultimate dream of bodybuilding fans: that the studs of the gam will all lose their trunks and show cock as the sport was intended!  Boyer is looking amazing as always, and looks like he has made good on his promise he made during the IFNB Masters earlier this year to swell up his cock to match his monster arms.

It was no surprise to see young pro JK Roher arrive with Matt Boyer.  Roher has become one of the top young stars in the naked musclecock arena; he is both the man to watch and the man to beat!  Not to mention, the man to beat off; Roher is scheduled for several flex-and-come presentations a the FreaXpo to show what his incredible fuck-log can really do.  Apparently he and Boyer have become fast friends and have been seen working out together.  "The kid can cum and the kid can lift," Boyer said.  "That's all I need in a training buddy!"  Boyer and Roher are sharing a suite at the host hotel, which s allowing full nudity during the FreaXpo.  How do you fit so much beef into one hotel room?  "If you got arms like mine and a schlong that hangs to your knees," Boyer laughed, "We can always make some room for ya!"

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FREAK SHOW 2013 2

IFNB FREAXPO '13 OPENS TO SHOWERS OF HOT

MUSCLE CUM AND TONS OF THICK MAN BEEF!

Our cum-covered IFNB Report reporters can barely keep up with the muscle and cock action!

The FreaXpo has opened and already lived up to it's hype!  This year the popular Freak Show contest truly will take a back seat to one of the most incredible-looking muscle and cock festival ever!

Early reports indicate that the Expo has a lot more extreme muscle, cock and cum than what is found at a "typical" IFNB event.  "While the pro naked bodybuilders represent the highest level of male perfection, we know that the world of intense masculine imagery has a lot more facets than just the ideal image," said co-promoter Erick Ward.  "While the competitions will strive for muscle and cock perfection, we wanted an event that focused on hyper-masculine extremes."

What does "hyper-masculine extremes" mean? "It means gigantic monster dicks and muscle so swollen that dudes can barely fit in clothes," Ward chuckled.  "It also means a place where the muscle and cock obsessed can experience the most intense and extreme cock, cum and muscle presentations around."

Sounds like a naked bodybuilding fan's dream!  "We're going for more of a festival feel, rather than an industry expo or contest vibe," Ward told us.  "On second though, not so much a festival as an all out cock and muscle circus!"

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FREAK SHOW 2013 1

BIGGEST NAKED MUSCLE AND COCK FREAKS

CONVERGE FOR ANNUAL IFNB FREAK SHOW!

The poster for the 2013 IFNB Freak Show and FreaXpo.

Five years ago a new IFNB sanctioned contest was held, claiming to becme one of the biggest IFNB contests of the year.  Half a year later, the IFNB Freak Show is exactly that: the BIGGEST.  But not just large in numbers - large in meaty cocks and massive muscle!

The Freak Show follows all IFNB judging rules, but has special prizes for the "hyper-enhanced."  This gimmick has attracted the pros who have so pushed their mass and cock size as to no longer win regular contests, but still allows them to show off their amazing wok to adoring fans.  The Freak Show fills a niche that is much appreciated in musclecock sports.

But what made the Freak Show work was the amazing Expo they held.  Called "FreaXpo," the Freak Show Expo is one of the largest and most exciting expos held in the IFNB year.  

Well, this year the promoters are actually focusing more n the expo than the contest.  "We realize that fans of freakish cock and muscle are loyal and want an event that they can celebrate the biggest in male forms," said co-promoter Erick Ward.  "The contest will be as professionally run as any IFNB pro event, but this year the event centers more on massive cock and incredible beef than on trophies and prizes."

What does this mean?  It means the contest will take a back seat to the incredible FreaXpo events.  Should be an amazing time!  We're excited to bring you reports as the contest gets underway!!

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 21

TEEN PHENOM YANN PERROD

WINS OVERALL AT AMATEUR RUMBLE!

The unstoppable muscle teen with the freak cock, Yann Perrod (center) with his Golden Phallus, 

flanked by second place surprise Peter Kupfer (right) and third place overall Diego Pene (left).

Fans saw it coming from the start of this year's Amateur Rumble, but now it is official: 19 year old Yann Perrod has taken the overall title at the largest amateur naked bodybuilding contest in the world.  This grants Perrod a spot at any pro-level IFNB event that is invitational – and grants the horse-hung teen one more step towards going pro.

"I knew I would win because when you look at me, it is impossible to not see my perfection," Yann said in the Release Room after the Trophy Ceremony.  "I am pro quality and will be the youngest man to ever turn pro in the IFNB.  It is a matter of time."

Perrod won the finals with a terrific showing of 8 cumshots during the round, 6 of them times perfectly with poses.  This number is far below his top capacity, but far beyond the abilities of most amateurs, and so more than enough to win the round.

The big surprise came from the announcement that Peter Kupfer won second.  Kupfer had been called on two rules breaches, and fell victim to one himself at the start of the event.  Even though head judge Merrill kept Kupfer in the game, many thought this would hold him back from placing well.  But his thick, chiseled body and meaty cock were what carried him through to a surprise victory.  Kupfer released 5 times on stage, with only one being untimed with a pose.

Diego Pene looked frustrated with his third place.  Pene gave a solid showing, with a thick, dense cock and a remarkable V-tapered muscle body, but it was just not enough.  Coached by top pro Pierre Douton, it is no surprise that Diego gave 5 cumshots all perfectly timed with poses, all flawless.

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 20

FINALS BOIL DOWN TO PERROD, PENE & KUPFER!

Taking stage for the final series of posedowns are the top three finalists for the IFNB Amateur Rumble: 

Diego Pene, Peter Kupfer and teen freak phenom Yann Perrod.

While everyone knew Yann Perrod would be in the Finals at the Amateur Rumble, few thought the beleagured Peter Kupfer would make it.

Perrod has been a #1 fan sensation for the past three years for being a teenager so enhanced that this boy's body rivals the older pros of he IFNB.  Known for his incredible dense muscle and a gigantic horse cock, he has captured the adoration of fans of naked bodybuilding with his arrogant swagger and amazing flex-and-cum prowess.  First spotted in the AFNB (Amateur Federation Of Naked Bodybuilders) at 16 years old for his gigantic fuck-pole, Perrod – now barely 19 – is a teenager dominating contests unlike anyone has seen before.  His hyper-enhanced body won him the negative nickname of "The Lab Rat" by critics, but he is showing once again that an awesome male form rises above even the naysayers.

Diego Pene was trained by top pro naked bodybuilder Pierre Douton, and was an early favorite to rival the unstoppable Perrod.  Pene has given disciplined posing and reliable cumshots throughout.  He gave the second-best cum-flexes of he show: a perfect 6 out of 6 cumshots timed with poses in the third round trailing only Perrod's 7 timed cumshots out of 10 total in the fifth.

But the name few thought would make it to the finals is Peter Kupfer.  Trained by young pro JK Roher, Kupfer was involved with three on-stage fouls during the contest that would have had him disqualified from a true, sanctioned IFNB event.  The amateur status of he Rumble kept him afloat, along with a near perfect muscle and cock package.  Showing discipline and posing skill beyond his years, most agree that Kupfer is Perrod's nearest rival, only held back by the unprofessional displays he was part of on stage.

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 19

PETER KUPFER RISKS OWN PLACING
TO HELP TEAMMATE!

Peter Kupfer, coached by young pro JK Roher, after waking onstage during a light-heavyweight class posedown, uses 

his powerfully muscled arms to pump fingers into his teammate Ed Jarmon's oiled asshole to induce a hard on and 

cumshots.  Jarmon had severe cock failure during this round, inspiring Kupfer to provide the illegal assistance.

As if there hadn't been enough rule-breaking at this year's mess of an Amateur Rumble, JK Roher's top stud Peter Kupfer risked elimination after barging onstage during a lightheavyweight posedown.

Teammate Ed Jarmon from Team JKR experienced consistent cock failure during the round.  As things were wrapping up, Kupfer emerged from backstage, grabbed his teammate and reached between his thickly muscled quads.  Kupfer squirmed his thick digits aggressively into Jarmon's hole as the audience broke into cheers and applause.  Kupfer's thick biceps could be seen flexing intensely as he forcible finger fucked his teammate in front of the capacity-packed auditorium.  Soon Jarmon's cock was rock hard and firing hot, gooey blasts into Kupfer's face.

As all fans of naked bodybuilding know, assistance of any kind on stage is against the rules – and certainly not from another person.  

"He was going to lose the round anyway," Kupfer told us.  "He is my teammate, and I know from training how well his cock can shoot.  Being his last time on stage in this competition, I felt bad that he would be remembered as the guy who's dick failed him.  Coach Roher used to hard-fuck Ed during our training and I knew all Ed needed was some intense hole work to show what he's capable of.  Since he was already in last place, I figured it didn't matter."

But matter it did, and finally officials began enforcing rules.  This year's head judge Greg Merrill has been under fire for allowing too many mistakes in the contest.  Merrill is the chairman of the amateur league CEPB (Conference of Erect Penis Bodybuilders), and it is the first time a CEPB official has been in charge of judging for he IFNB Amateur Rumble.  Merrill has let several amateur infractions slide, but spoke up against Kupfer's onstage assistance, suggesting that Kupfer may be disqualified.

After a two hour closed-door meeting with judges, Merrill requested that Kupfer be called in to the room to be "interviewed."  Kupfer was soon hear moaning then crying out amidst the sound of laughing and congratulations.  No one knows what occurred in the closed meeting, but the judges emerged naked and happy while Kupfer emerged looking shocked and covered in many, many loads of cum, especially dribbling from his tight ass cheeks.

"I am now convinced peter Kupfer is just a dedicated young naked bodybuilder," Merrill went on record reporting.  "He has shown this panel of judges to our complete satisfaction that his commitment to the sport of hard cock and muscle is genuine, and his mistake was an act of teammate passion, not subordination.  He has convinced us all that he understands who is in charge, and that subordination was not his intent.  We are therefore allowing him to complete the competition."

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 18

FINAL CALL-OUTS SHOW STRONG COCK TALENT,

BRIGHT FUTURES FOR MOST NOVICES

Lightweights showed incredible talent.  Except for a few flaccid cocks, the majority of the pack 

of these novices held their cocks high and proud, making judging a challenge.

The fifth round just completed and the winners will be announced soon, but the one thing that is certain is how much cock talent this year's novices all showed.  It takes a pro-level naked muscle stud to be able to flex and shoot while hard, but these newcomers held their own, with very few drooping dicks on stage.

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 17

PRO PIERRE DOUTON DEMANDS ALPHA TREATMENT

IN PUMPROOM, EVEN BY OPPONENTS' TEAMS

Pro Pierre Douton arrogantly flexes while aggressively demanded the undivided attention from amateur competitor 

Peter Kupfer in the pump room, even though it stole time from Kupfer's personal stage prep.  Kupfer was lucky enough 

to have the pro flex and spray him with his alpha stud cum, and seemed excited 

to get the chance to focus on the pro in spite of the disadvantage it caused.

Most high level IFNB Pro naked bodybuilders are accustomed to being powerful Alphas among men.  Many of them get used to that power, and some even grow aggressive with it, refusing to allow lesser men to miss opportunities to show their massively muscled bodies full respect.  

Few pros are as aggressive as Pierre Douton, who's arrogance and slightly hostile attitude seethes from him, causing many to recognize instantly that this perfectly built, monstrously hung superstud is truly the god in the room wherever he goes.  And if there is one thing that sets Douton off, it is not being treated like the center of muscle admiration!

As a coach for Team Douton, Pierre Douton has had to play a background role – and he is not doing a good job of it!  He is still at the height of his own pro-level game, and is not comfortable handing over the spotlight.  His presence in the pumproom has become more and more disruptive as the IFNB Amateur Rumble has continued, as he has frequently turned the amateur prep into an opportunity to reign as alpha among them.

At last night's round of competition, Douton crossed a line that left several of his opponents uneasy.  He demanded that contest leader Peter Kupfer drop to the ground and stroke his mighty cock while he arrogantly posed and showed off above him.  Kupfer – who has been doing very well at the Rumble in spite of being he victim recipient of an illegal on-stage assfuck – was stolen away from his stage prep to lay pussy-boy to the arrogance of Pierre Douton!

"I was nervous that it would leave me less ready for the contest," Kupfer told us.  "But let's face reality, guys: Douton is a pure alpha and a pro!  He is my superior, and I have no place refusing an alpha, even if he is coaching my opponents.  And to be honest, I was excited! I mean, naked bodybuilding is my life, and how often does someone get that kid of opportunity with a top pro!  Frankly, it was a dream come true!"

Kupfer's coach, IFNB Pro JK Roher, echoed the sentiment, yet with frustration.  "I am furious with Douton for messing with my athletes! But I will get my revenge on that asshole during a contest in the future," Roher told us.  "Meanwhile, as much as I was pissed off, Kupfer did the right thing by accepting his role before an alpha in this sport.  I am proud of the guy for knowing his place, and proving that I am coaching a true champion who understands how this sport works!"

And maybe it was to Kupfer's benefit!  While he has not beaten Yann Perrod (no one can) in his class, he still came in second, which is the best performance in his class he has yet given in any round.  Maybe these boys should worship their muscle and cock idols more often if they want to win?!

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 16

HEAVYWEIGHT MOCKS FELLOW AMATEURS

DURING FREESTYLE POSEDOWN

Heavyweight Olaf Heunke (Team Norway) broke form during a freestyle posedown by grabbing the cocks of fellow 

competitors Diego Pene (Team Douton) and Yann Perrod (Team Perrod).  The act was done to mock all the amateur

 mistakes happening during the contest.  Pene slipped into ecstacy under the mighty stroke of Heunke, 

yet Perrod – a seasoned competitor even at 19 – held perfect form while being milked.

Olaf Heunke from Team Norway took a risk in a recent round of Heavyweight competing during the final freestyle posedown.  Knowing the round is not judged, he suddenly grabbed the meaty cocks of Diego Pene from Team Douton and Yann Perrod of Team Perrod.  Smirking at the judges, he powerfully beat off the two muscle studs to completion.

Of course jerking off competitors is illegal in all naked bodybuilding rules, but the freestyle posedown was at the end of the class, and is not a judged portion.  "I am tired of all my fellow novices getting away with breaking rules," Heunke told us.  "So I decided to throw it in the judge's faces."

Indeed, Heunke was not penalized for his misbehavior.  He came in second, with Yann Perrod in first.  Diego Pene came in fourth in the round.  

"But I was surprised he got another load out of me," Pene told us.  "But Coach Douton has been force-milking me for weeks, and even wakes me up at night with other teammates to milk cum out of my sore cock.  I thought my cock was spent, but Olaf's thick stroke was just like my Coach's forced milkings.  I got a fourth load on stage, which I was proud of!"

But Douton had a different opinion: "No one messes with my athlete's cocks but me," he bellowed.  "I am their coach – their cocks are mine to dominate into champions!  If I get close to that boy I will show him how pro bodybuilders deal with punks who interfere with stage presentation.  The judges may be too pussy to discipline this bullshit, but I am an Alpha, so what I say goes.  And I say I want to line up my boys and powerfuck that bitch Heunke until all his cum is so drained he loses the contest!  He better watch his back!"

Yann Perrod took the incident in stride, however.  "I am used to men being fascinated with my giant cock," he explained.  "My cock is so perfect that men idolize it.  I walk around knowing that every man I sees considers me his superior, and my cock's perfection is part of why I am so much better than all of you.  I used to get frustrated when men lost control and grabbed my meat.  But over the years I began to see the opportunity held within your inability to resist my perfection.  When a lesser man loses control and starts working my perfect cock, I now gladly let them have their thrill, and I use this to add to my cock training.  Random cock work allows me to expand my incredible load control, and also maintain my power as an Alpha over all of you below me.  So it does not surprise me that the little pussyboy Heunke grabbed my cock.  And it was easy for me to pose while he pumped a beautiful load from my perfect meat.  I consider him lucky to have had the honor of my amazing horseback in his hands, and I know the audience was grateful to see one more load dropped by the true champion of the contest."

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 15

LIGHTWEIGHT WEARS COCKRING, GETS WARNING:

"BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!" HE SAYS

Amateur Bobby Meuller (center) hits a front double biceps pose during the Lightweight Class.  

You can see he is wearing a cockring, which is against on-stage regulations in naked bodybuilding.  

Ed Fallon (right) won this Lightweight round with his impressively fat cock.

Amateurs are known for making mistakes, and this year's IFNB Amateur Rumble is seeing many errors made.  The most recent was in a Lightweight round, when amateur Bobby Meuller took tot he stage wearing a cock ring.

Cock assistance is against the rules in all naked bodybuilding leagues; competitors are expected to show their prowess without the need for assistance.  But Meuller eagerly ignored that long-standing policy and seemed proud to be wearing the studded cock ring on stage.

"I came to show off my body, but especially show off my cock," he said afterwards.  "And when I saw my competition backstage I knew I wouldn't place high in the class.  So I decided to just throw away the round and give an amazing cock show by wearing my training ring!"

Meuller's cock was fat and engorged, and he sprang three hefty loads during the round, leading him to declare: "It was totally worth it!  I know it meant I would be placed low, but it was the fattest my dong has ever been on stage! I am glad I got to show off my meat to a world audience while it was at it's fattest!"

Meuller was not disqualified from the round, but was given a warning.  The class was won by Ed Fallon, whose own cock was at a shocking thickness for an amateur, and rock hard the whole round.

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 14

PIERRE DOUTON TRAINS HIS AMATEURS

FOR SUCCESS, MULTIPLE LOADS

IFNB Pro Pierre Douton (right) coaxes yet one more load out of amateur naked bodybuilder Diego Pene, 

who obediently holds his pose while the coach milks his hot muscle sperm.

IFNB Pro Pierre Douton believes winning is more important than how you play the game.  And in naked bodybuilding, he stands by that philosophy.  "I am an alpha, and losing is unacceptable," he tells us.  "If anyone wants to learn from me, they should have only one goal in mind: winning muscle, winning cock, winning loads."

Douton nearly humiliated himself at this years IFNB Pan-Africa, by nearly overdosing on SPH cycles (sperm-production hyperdrive) and losing control of several cum loads.  The daring move cost him the win, but made him all the more hungry for vindication.  Thus, the team of amateurs he brought to the Amateur Rumble was pushed very hard, such that Douton can prove he is not only a top pro naked bodybuilder, but also a top naked bodybuilding coach.

"Every time I cum for him, he tells me there is not enough and to cum again," said Team Douton's top-performing Diego Pene.  "All Coach Douton wants is more and more cum from us, and to pose for longer and longer times.  If we do not cum enough, he force-jerks us until we cum more.  It is tough training, but now my body cums far more than it did when we started coaching, so I am so grateful to Coach Douton for forcing my cock to work so hard!"

Will Douton take kind of the risks with his amateur team that he took himself, and subject them to the volatile and unpredictable pharmaceuticals which make up SPH cycles?  "I will not reveal how I force my athletes to be the best muscle and cock," he told us, evasively.  "But while I can not push them at the pro-level, I will tell you this: I wll force them to do anything possible if it means winning!"

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 13

SCANDAL AMONG MIDDLEWEIGHTS

DURING THIRD ROUND OF COMPETITION!

Peter Kupfer (center) from Team JK Roher tries to continue posing during the Middleweight Class even while opponent

Michael Herford starts shoving his massive cock up Kupfer's ass.  Kupfer held as much composure as he could, 

yet the sudden, non-consensual cock up his muscle butt caused him to explode cum uncontrollably.

It's an on-stage scandal only amateur naked bodybuilders would be foolish enough to make.  During the third round of Middleweight Class competition at the IFNB Amateur Rumble an athlete began ass-fucking his opponent on stage!

Peter Kupfer, from Team JKR (aka "Team Jacker") has been a favorite to win among Middleweights.  And the third night he came out strong, with his thick muscles pumped and fat, Roher-trained cock throbbing to cum as he flexed.  Yet in the middle of a posedown his fellow competitor Michael Herford marched up behind Kupfer, gripped him in his strong arms, and shoved his fat cock up Kupfer's ass!

All naked bodybuilding restricts on stage assistance for cock and cumming.  "This includes sexual acts," said CEFB (Conference Of Erect Penis Bodybuilders) Chairman Greg Merrill.  "In the amateur shows of the CEPB, we often see beginners get overstimulated and start fucking on stage.  They learn the hard way that this scores them poorly.  This is a sport of presentation."

"I think they should disqualify that little fuck," JK Roher screamed after he saw what happened.  Roher coached the incredible Kupfer for the Rumble.  "If I see that little shithead in the pump room, I am going to muscle rape his cheating ass until he passes out!  I highly doubt a pussy like him could handle my massive cock – and if I need to use it as a weapon, I WILL!"

"Intercourse on stage is against judging rules," said Freeman Garrity, Judging Chairman of the IFNB.  "In the pros, this disqualifies an athlete from the contest.  Yet this is not a pro show; this is an amateur show sponsored by the IFNB.  The rules here are a little different."

Garrity explained that they will have to throw out the scores from this round and repeat it.  Meanwhile, Michael Herford is not disqualified; he will continue to be allowed to compete.

"I know it's against the rules," Herford told us, grinning smugly.  "But I am sick of Kupfer walking around like he is king shit!  I got worked up and couldn't take it any more, so I decided to fuck the guy while everyone was watching.  And as much as a tough guy as Kupfer claims to be, I'll tell you this: my fat cock slid up inside of him real easy.  That is a well-stretched piece of muscle hole right there.  I'd fuck him again if it meant it would mess with his game!"

Kupfer held amazing composure while being violated by Herford.  He continued trying to pose as best he could.  "Coach Roher taught us that showing off is the most important thing," Kupfer told us.  "I felt that massive cock being shoved inside me, but knew that the priority was to flex.  While he was slamming his thick cock inside me, all I could think was that flexing is the most important thing.  So I did."

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