Saturday, September 28, 2013

FREAK SHOW 2013 9

WORKSHOP ON HANDSFREE MUSCLE CUMMING
BOTH EXCITING AND CHALLENGING FOR FANS!
Fans try to learn the techniques of "casual cum shooting" as instructed by the self-proclaimed "professional cum stud" 
monster-hung muscleman Davey Malden, co-founder of ProLoads Muscle Juice Bar.

Learning the masculine and manly art of hands-free cum shooting is essential for naked bodybuilding success.  A pose without a rock had cock looks terrible – but a round of poses where a bodybuilder can't prove he is a potent factory of manpower by shooting loads while flexing is inexcusable.  Yet naked bodybuilding fans underestimate the incredible ability of the pros to pop off award-winning cum loads on command.  It takes years of practice and incredible mental focus.

And fans got to learn first-hand just how challenging hands-free cumming at a seminar run by pro naked bodybuilder Davey Malden.  Davey is a master of "casual shooting," and allowed fans to pull out their own average-sized cocks to go head to head – and load to load – withe the monstrously-hung Malden.

Davey Malden turned pro in 2010, and hasn't competed much since.  Yet he has been VERY active in the IFNB, working with two other naked pros and several sponsors to soon open the first ProLoads Muscle Juice Bar.

"After we train, pros often need to supplement protein drinks with cum loads," Davey explained.  "Generally, pros turn the gym floor into a gooey mess desperately trying to pump as much cum into each other immediately after weight training.  I always wanted to just go to a gym juice bar and order up my pro cum loads fresh without the hassle.  So we decided to make our dream a reality."

Malden is a master of the "casual cum shot."  He can stand before you as you stare at him, smirk in your face, and through sheer will cause his baseball-bat of a monster cock to grow rock hard and hen – without flinching – spray a load at you as proof of his alpha masculine control.  "My cum has always been top quality," he told us.  "Guys always want to supplement with my loads in them, so I've had a lot of training in on-demand delivery.  I've spent the past few years enhancing my cock and bull nuts to deliver the most potent, most frequent and most delicious loads of pure man cum you can find anywhere.  We are training our muscled staff at ProLoads to be the same."

A hugs muscle monster will be able to walk in to ProLoads, order from the bar and have a muscle stud – which Malden calls "Bar Bulls" – pop his fresh, potent load of cum into the drink of their choice – or straight up!  That kind of readiness takes tons of enhancement and training.

Malden's company title?  He's not the president, he's the "Professional Cum Stud Alpha."  This man knows how to deliver a cocky, arrogant load of delicious and potent man cum!  He will be holding 6 handsfree cum workshops for fans at the FreaXpo.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DAVEY MALDEN'S HANDSFREE CUM ABILITY?
TELL US ABOUT WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT THE POWER OF HANDSFREE MUSCLE CUM PROS!!!

8 comments:

  1. The ability to shoot casually – to show your control over the epitome of masculine prowess – shows that as much as chemical enhancements can change and increase a physique, there is incredible skill and talent involved in becoming a truck naked muscle pro. Malden’s a title, “Professional Cum Stud Alpha” is a fitting one – it’s too bad he doesn’t compete more, but it is great that he’s been so focused on building the ProLoads brand of delicious fresh cum. I hope he is able to grow it to a national or international brand; assuming he can find enough amazing muscle bulls to milk for the fresh stuff. It’s amazing to finally have a place where you can have the best man juice, on demand and still fresh and warm. No more needing to work it out on the gym floor, as Malden mentions. I hope Malden will not just be teaching classes, but also showcasing the ProLoads product live during this week’s Expo!

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    1. Wow, bro – YOU SAID IT BEST!

      Too many young guys come into the sport thinking it's all about huge cock and enhanced loads. But you are right: Malden proves there is a skill to the game! A real man has the ability to milk and pop hot cum on whoever he chooses, whenever he chooses. That ability is a true alpha stud.

      And Malden showcases his pure manliness so well. He can just stand there, cocky and arrogantly looking down upon fans, while men driven to the point of frenzy beat off uncontrollably at the sight of his muscular intensity. Yet without barely flinching, his enormous donkey dick can spray down endless strings of hot man cum. TAHT is a REAL man!

      That skill is common among the top IFNB alpha studs. While I agree it would be great to see Malden return to competition, it's nice to see him use his incredible abilities to benefit the sport.

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    2. Agreed about Malden’s skill as a cummer, and his Alpha status. He always lets the audience and judges know he’s dominating them; staring them down and letting them know he’s entirely in control before dousing them with perfectly timed, copious spurts of hot man juice. Despite rarely competing these days, it’s a treat to see him at exhibitions and guest posing at other events. Untrained and untalented bulls usually feel ready to ejaculate and rush to the edge of the stage, obviously surprising themselves and the audience, but not in a good way. A badly timed cum can ruin a great routine, and be lost in a group posedown.

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    3. Malden knows he incites lust in those who admire masculinity. And he knows that lust is uncontrollable; his presence leaves lesser men with no option but to idolize him. While many young bulls in the game understand this muscle power, few focus on it as completely as naked bodybuilders like Malden.

      Where Malden has the edge is that his arrogance is not just reserved for contests. heis so convinced – and rightfully so – that his body, cock and cum are desired that he has started a business centered around his delicious and potent cum loads. He lives every day not just knowing that men lust his power, but going out of his way to make men want him. This attitude is what keeps him ahead of his peers.

      Too many young guys keep their ego's in check when they are not inside the world of naked bodybuilding. But the true alphas never stop seeking attention and showing their perfection off. It is what helps them master their cocks and be examples of ultimate maleness – and thus win naked bodybuilding at the pro level. Malden is one such stud; he has the timing of a top pro, but he also has the CONTROL. Not just control over his cock, but control over those who see him!

      You can see it in his smug, arrogant expression. He is looking down at these lesser men, knowing the mighty cock which he refuses to hide is all they can think about. He will all but humiliate them by cumming on them like a true man, making them feel deeply inferior to his might. Which is what we expect and WANT from a true pro. Malden has his game down!

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  2. I think the old school is the best school. When me and my buddies work out we finish by attacking each other's cocks and sucking down every drop of cum. We don't need a fancy protein bar! I wish Malden luck, but I prefer the original animal way to feed cum!

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    1. I disagree! getting TOP PRO QUALITY cum loads on tap is an AMAZING thing! Bring on the cum bars!!!

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  3. Being a bodybuilder myself, I think it would be really great to have such a cum bar where I live, where I could watch the huge muscle bulls shoot their loads of fresh sperm into my protein drink, or better still, I could drink it straight from their cocks.

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    1. I am also a bodybuilder and I agree. There needs to be more quality sperm supplementation out there. realbber@hushmail.com

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