Monday, September 23, 2013

FREAK SHOW 2013 7

PRO UMBERTO BARI POSES FOR FANS
IN THE NAKED GYM AT THE FREAXPO
Superheavyweight pro Umberto Bari pumps up in the FreaxPo naked gym.  We asked about the mouthfull of cum 
he was savoring as he flexed, but the secretive show-off explained that he does not give away his training secrets. 
 Suffice to say it is clearly an enhanced cum load.  No wonder his famously giant cock is rock hard!

Pro Superheavyweight Umberto Bari has not been seen on a pro naked bodybuilding stage in over a year.  Much ciriticized for over-enhancing his cock, the beef monster has come tot he Freak Show bigger than ever, to balance out what judges claim is imbalanced proportions.  

"I do not caqre if I win the event," Bari told us.  "I just want the world to look upon my perfect cock and muscle in awe, and know that a true freak came to the Freak Show – even if the judges can not see how amazing I am!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BARI'S CHANCES OF WINNING THE FREAK SHOW?
DO YOU THINK HE IS DISPROPORTIONED AS HE HAS BEEN DOWN-SCORED IN THE PAST?

9 comments:

  1. I wonder if Bari is drinking his own cum, or if he has another source??? Is he teaching any seminars at this years Freak? I'd love to hear his secrets, if he's giving any of them up.

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    1. I am certain he does. Look at his development? That's clearly the type of muscular growth that comes from eagerly slurping down as much chem-enhanced muscle sperm as possible.

      Not all sperm is equal. The chemical technology behind extreme hyper-enhancement alters the genetics of sperm. Sperm from these enhanced men causes huge growth. The kind of growth naked bodybuilding demands at the top levels means these men do EVERYTHING they can to get jacked and grow their cocks. That means learning to take cum load after cum load in order to support their growth.

      While all pros usually rely on labs to help farm black market enhanced cum, men like Bari are the ones who PRODUCE such intensely effective loads. It is usual for pros to take in their own loads – the more the better. So I am certain Bari must do the same!

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    2. True muscle beasts are DEDICATED to their sport. So their consumption is jus as regulated as their training or dieting. The big dudes HAVE TO eat cum ON A STRICT SCHEDULE! Or have it inserted anally (more effective for growth). So using their own cum is typical.

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  2. Despite the Expo being less focused on the competition itself this year, I hope that these muscle freaks still get their due, and get to celebrate their HUGE achievements. Bari's cock may be too oversized for the regular pro events, but I'm sure he'll have plenty of fans screaming their heads off for him during this one! I can't wait to see how much of that super cum he can produce at the show.

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    1. I agree. The IFNB Freak Show was always a top contest, and while the FreaXpo is awesome, it will be exciting to see these freaks go at it!!!

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  3. I hope Bari is preparing from something big this year. He is one of my favorite performers and always plays to the audience. With the Freak going so extreme this year, I can only imaging what Bari might to do shock and amaze us.

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    1. I agree! Bari is a SERIOUS competitor in that he stays close to the ideals of naked bodybuilding – ultimate masculinity. However, he has always loved pushing the limits of what that can mean. I remember his performance at the 2011 IFNB Dick Show, and how he came out for a round without the cum rubbed into his oil, so you could see the dozens of loads all over his body. White globs of muscle sperm were drooling down his thick biceps and pecs and lats, spattering to the floor. At first people thought he made a mistake and forgot to rub the cum onto his body oil, but it became clear he was making a statement about his dominance as a man. He wanted to show how men worship his muscle, and thought the badge of honor of dozens of cum shots shows this. I know the judges scored him down because the cum was distracting, but I think his statement was SO admirable!!!

      I love how Bari maintains his own principles of heightened manhood even at the expense of a trophy. I am eager to see him in competition at the Freak!!!!

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    2. I remember Bari at the Dick Show very well. It was a great performance of what naked bodybuilding is all about – showing off the ultimate in Alpha muscle dominance. That Bari could force so many men to spill the essence of their maleness all over him, and he could go out and arrogantly show to the assembled audience why he should and could demand it was inspiring. The judges were definitely biased in scoring him so low.

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    3. You're right – the judges were biased. While the IFNB must maintain that true alpha maleness is about BALANCE, I think that they too heavily fail Bari's presentations and cock.

      I think his choice to NOT rub the muscle cum in to his oil shine is NOT something he should have been criticized for in the judging. It was a statement, and it did not pull away from his posing and flexing one bit.

      Meanwhile, even though his cock is getting disproportionately huge, I think he is no more disproportionate than other winning pros. Likewise, Bari has a set of truly manly bull balls to match his ferocious arm-sized fuck rod – a quality the should judge him HIGHER.

      Bari is one of the under-rated stars in the IFNB for sure.

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