CUMBLAST'S® CUM-FOUNTAIN FOR GYMS
IS A TOP PRESENTATON AT FREAXPO '13
Flexing his massive, monster biceps, this volunteer muscle beast sprays sticky wads of cum across the
FreaXpo Freak's Dream Gym Exhibit as part of the CumBlast® company's promotional Sperm Fountain.
Imagine a top pro muscle beast naked on a bench press. Perhaps he reps out a 405 lb. set, swelling his melon pecs and monster triceps to an engorged and sweaty perfection. Now imagine that beast of a muscle man rising from the weight bench, strolling nude and sweaty across the gym floor over to a shining bodybuilder on a platform. The lifter packs the cock of the platform bodybuilder into his mouth, and then the stud on the platform flexes his massive biceps, causing a heavy pump of hot muscle cum to jam down the bodybuilder's throat. Powered up by his hot muscle cum drink, the bodybuilder returns to the bench and blasts out a set at 425 lbs!
Visions like his one become reality at the largest exhibit at FreaXpo '12, the Freak's Dream Gym Exhibit Hall. Staged like a regular naked bodybuilding gym, the exhibit allows both innovations and fun ideas to be presented right int he environment for which they were intended.
And dead center of the Freak's Dream Gym Exhibit is the Sperm Fountain; a promotional concept dreamed up by the muscle cum innovators of the popular naked muscle sports drink CumBlast®. The Sperm Fountain has a muscle stud spraying his loads on – or into the mouths – of gym attendees, and providing huge motivation with intermittent sex shows.
"We wanted to do something fun at this Expo," said a CumBlast marketing rep. "Attendees of the FreaXpo already know our products CumBlast, SpermBlast, PumpHard and the rest, so they don't need yet another demo. Our brand is elite supplementation for the biggest muscle men to train their dicks to be the ultimate male force, so we thought it would be fun to really get the crowd excited for that kind of male power."
Over 20 young muscle studs have volunteered to take shifts on the Sperm Fountain. Their job is simple; flex a lot and cum a lot more! Most of the volunteers admit to dosing with SPH cycles, and the CumBlast company is not ashamed of that help: "This is for show – for fun," said that marketing rep. "Our supplements are potent, but the fountain needs to produce muscle cum at an unusual and explosive rate. Our volunteer muscle studs are merely ensuring a good show by using outside temporary enhancements."
The Sperm Fountain is a popular exhibit, and while it is not intended to be anything but marketing, some folks are already asking if they can have one installed in their own gyms.
"I feel bad for the dudes who'd have to work it," said Edgar Moril. "I lost control a few times on my SPH cycles, and got the euphoric blindness they warn you about. Took me hours to regain control of my dick. I'm beat! I can't imagine doing this every week!"
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SPERM FOUNTAIN? ARE YOU A FAN OF CUMBLAST?
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What a fun idea! As great as all the CumBlast products are, there’s nothing like fresh, hot cum in your mouth and churning in your stomach to get you up and pumping away. SPH definitely isn’t for competition where you need control and poise to time those ropes of sticky man juice, but exhibits like this are the perfect place for those horse-hung muscle dudes who do take it! And it may be tiring for those virile studs that have volunteered to work as fountains, but I imagine the exposure they will get working at what promises to be one of the most popular exhibits at the Expo means they will get to see and have their cocks sucked on by the top Pros, sponsors and company reps there.
ReplyDeleteI imagine all gyms would want a Sperm Fountain on their floor – maybe Davey Malden’s ProLoads should look into creating these in-gym installations in the future?
Sounds like they weren't intending it to be a consumer gym thing, just a publicity stunt. But I agree: a Sperm Fountain wold be an amazing addition to a gym.
DeleteAnd I think you're right that this is PERFECT exposure for the lesser-known studs of naked bodybuilding. So much of the game is getting sponsorship for the VERY expensive lab-grade enhancements. Thus getting exposure in a high profile setting like an IFNB Expo is a smart move for these young bulls.
Most people forget that before Malden was a big name he was actually a sponsored athlete for SpermBlast. He has always had high grade sperm, and I can only imagine the potency of a Malden hyped on SPH!
I would be concerned for the EB effect on these guys, though (euphoric blindness). Lots of hyper-enhancement cycles cause EB effects, and while they FEEL fun on the inside, they make you a bit of an animal on the OUTSIDE. EB symptoms are uncontrollable, as we all know, and the EB from SPH is notoriously debilitating. Most guys turn into delusional, babbling freaks who rapidly and uncontrollably beat their engorged cocks, desperate to relieve the repetitively building cum pressure in their nuts. The worst cases of EB's have turned bigger muscle bulls into all out uncontrollable fuck machines, literally pinning down men left and right and ruthlessly pounding their loads into their shocked holes! It seems a risk to have so many dudes hyped up on SPH right in the middle of the room.
Malden would never work with CumBlast again because the company is currently sponsoring Stump Derrio. (http://ifnb.blogspot.com/2013/09/freak-show-2013-5.html#comment-form) Derrio and Malden have always been rivals. Remember the backstage brawl between Malden and Stump at the 2010 IFNB Europa? Malden tasted Stumps's cm and started trash talking it; he said Stump's load tasted like shit and was the lowest grade ever. Stump went blind with rage! If there's one thing you NEVER do it's piss off a naked pro bodybuilder when they are at the height of pre-contest stimulation! Stump went nuts and tackled and pinned Malden to the floor and shoving his fat dick into Malden's ass. Took five muscle dudes to finally pull Stump off of Malden and get his monster dick out of Malden's sore ass! The two have never gotten along since.
DeleteIf this becomes such a hot idea, maybe Malden’s ProLoads and CumBlast can try and vie for dominance in developing and implementing the Sperm Fountain idea. Some healthy competition can be good! And I can only imagine how popular these would be in naked gyms if they roll out with professionals and amateurs alike!
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