Friday, August 17, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 21


KENNY JEUNG SHOCKINGLY QUITS COMPETITION MID-ROUND

LI FINDS A WAY TO RECOVER: After sponsor Kenny Jeung’s scandalous exit from the Master’s stage, his Master’s Boy sponsee Tommy Li surprisingly chose 60-year-old Dajon Johnson as his new sponsor. Johnson is not well known as a bodybuilder except for his profuse amounts of cum.

Always known for his stoic behavior, the most shocking moment of the Master’s Grand Prix this year was not from any of the usual suspects who traditionally court controversy, like Benjamin “Bang” Bain. No, this year the audience, judges and competitors were all left speechless by the abrupt departure of Asian superstar, Kenny Jeung. 

Famously the most refined of competitors, who’s dedication and fine-tuning are legendary, the semi-retired JEung arrived at the Master’s this year looking remarkably (for him), well, flabby. His famously stand-offish attitude towards strangers and the press seemed to spike into open aggression as questions about his level of fitness seemed to swell around the 44 year-old.

His performance during the Pre-judging only reinforced this perception, as the huge pool of Super-Heavyweights was whittled down, and there were questions about whether the he would even progress to the first Round due to his conditioning and sluggish posing. His dick however continued to exhibit his star-power, keeping rock-hard and executing an admirable 9/10 cum-timing of his famously copious muscle seed , which seemed to save him in the eyes of the judges. 

However, it was clear from the beginning of Round 1 competition, that Jeung was in trouble. His sluggish posing seemed to be even worse, and his legendary cum-control seemed to fail him as well. None of his 3 initial shot attempts seemed to land as planned, being mostly an exaggerated steam of semen at ill-placed times. The final straw seemed to be the point as which his feet visibly slipped beneath him as he moved into the mandatory Side-Chest-Erection pose. Leung caught himself and completed the pose, but after a second of thought, he ignored the judge’s call to move to the next pose and walked to Matt Boyer. Bowing to the front-runner, he let loose a large cum shot that coated Boyer’s abs and swollen fuckpole, and murmured “Na meonjeo ga,” (‘I will go first’, in Korean), before walking directly off stage via the front stairs. He bowed once more to the judging panel and walked through the auditorium and out of the event center, still oiled and completely nude.

“Well, I have never had that happen before! This is some good stuff though,” said a surprised Matt Boyer as he stepped off stage, rubbing Jeung’s massive cumshot over his hard abs and up-and-down his arm-thick cock. “I can feel the hum of all that testosterone through my skin.”

Backstage, a visibly shocked Tommy Li said he had no idea Jeung would take this drastic of a step. “I could very much sense his frustration the past few day,” says Li about Jeung’s mindset, “but I thought he was channeling that anger into getting better. I mean, he was pounding me and chocking me on his dick like never before in our two years together. But this step is way extreme. Believe me, I’m as stunned as anyone.”

The organizers and judges were quick to assure Li that he could continue to compete in the Master’s Boy competition. “In my 14 years of organizing and running bodybuilding competition, I have never seen this before at this Elite level,” says IFNB Chairman and VP of Competition, Paulo Busek. “But we wanted to let Tommy Li know that his position in our Junior’s division is safe. He has made a name for himself already, and we had a crush of Master’s and Sub-Master’s looking to be his new sponsor.”

Li has proven to be very popular with the Master’s because of his wide-eyed wonder, enthusiasm to learn, and very good and willing ass. He ultimately made a surprise selection for his new sponsor; 60-year-old Heavyweight Dajon Johnson of the USA was his final choice. Long known for his bountiful cum abilities, Johnson has otherwise been a solid if unremarkable competitor. “I can see why Leung was bogarting the kid. He has the one of the best holes I’ve experienced in years, and I’ve been in the game for 40 years,” says Johnson. “I practically came with the first strokes of my cock inside him. I have been cumming like a 19-year-old all week. This is my first official Master’s Boy, so I’m excited to see what the kid and I can do.”

“Dajon has been really nice all week, and I’ve been really impressed with the amount of cum he can produce. Now that he’s not here, I can say that it even exceeds Kenny!” says Li. “I hope that I’ll do well with him by my side in the pairs.”

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT DAJON JOHNSON AND HIS HUGE CUM SHOTS BEFORE?

DO YOU THINK TOMMY LI WILL BE ABLE TO STILL PERFORM WELL IN THE MASTER’S BOY AFTER THIS DRAMATIC CHANGE?

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 20

BOYER AND MONZA DEMONSTRATE THAT BEING RIVALS DOESN’T EXCLUDE BEING FRIENDS
BEST MUSCLE BESTIES: Matt Boyer and Carlos Monza show off their dominant bodies after their top ranked placements in their respective classes. Boyer and Monza have been in dozens of competitions against each other, yet maintain a friendship as well.

Matt Boyer and Carlos Monza are among the best Elite Pros in the field, with numerous victories and respected stature in the ranks.  Despite coming from differing backgrounds and from opposite ends of the globe, like many professional naked bodybuilders they are competitors and also friends. But like any friendship their relationship has had ups and downs. The two were notably on the outs after Boyer gave an interview critical of Monza for his controversial use of an “ass ball” during the 2013 Mr. Alpha where they both were contending. But the two seemed to repair the breech by the time they competed in the 2016 Powerdong, where each supported each other against upstart (and eventual winner) Gerard Bouchelle.

And though Boyer notably and publicly shoved his fat meat down runner-up Monza’s throat during his humiliating 3-hour “bitchmaker” victory fuck by Bouchelle, Monza took it all in stride. “He was just trying to shut me up,” Monza says with a chuckle. “He was tired of my bitching and moaning. It also actually really helped because the two huge loads he dumped down my throat gave me another bump of stamina to endure the next hour of that punk’s jackhammering.”

“Yeah,” Boyer says with a smile and a wink, “It was all to help you out. It wasn’t because you did the same thing to me after the 2015 Freak Show when I lost to Buck (Paulette)!” He adds, “Do you know what it is like to get stuffed at both ends by two of the most massive Megaweight dicks in the world? I do. I had to get my revenge!”

Unsurprisingly, both scored highly in their respective classes during prejudging, easily moving on to the next rounds of Master’s judging. Not that prejudging has any standing on the finals, but both easily surpassed their expected rivals by double digits (for Boyer, Kenny Leung in the Super-Heavyweights by 24 points, and Monza passed Tory Zak by 10 points among the Megaweights). Monza especially impressed with 22 cum shots, showing that he came to dominate from the start.

In the Master’s Heavyweight class, veteran contestant Derrick Packer narrowly edged out formerly-clothed legend Umberto Laggani for the top score, but it was by a numerically insignificant 2 points. The audience obviously showed a lot of favor to the Italian, and most observers noted that Laggani out-performed Packer on an artistic and physique level, but Packer smartly played up his incredibly density and his cum shots came easily and frequently, giving him the slight advantage to pull ahead.

In the Sub-Master’s division, Africans were well represented with Bang Bain, Tedi Ballo and Charles Assombo taking the top scores in the Mega-, Super-, and Heavyweight divisions, respectively. And in the solo prejudging of the Junior’s division, all agreed that Rico Bandeas dominated the scene. He so easily out-flexed and out-cummed the other boys that there was only talk amongst the other teens about who could come in second. Several also were overheard saying they needed to start working with the largest size dildos in the competition gym to prepare for the victory fuck to come, as they are all anticipating the dominance to continue when the Master’s Boy pairs round start with the dominate South American re-pairing with his mentor Monza.  All are excited to see what happens next!

WERE YOU SURPISED OF UMBERTO LAGGANI’S PLACING?

ANY BETS ON WHO WILL SHINE IN THE NEXT ROUNDS OF COMPETITION? 

Monday, August 13, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 19

LAGGANI BRINGS GRACE AND EXPERIENCE TO NAKED POSING
IMPRESSING THE AUDIENCE:Umberto Laggani dramatically works the audience after his prejudging routine. A star-struck audience member uses the opportunity to taste the Italian stallion's cum.

Umberto Laggani is famous for his striking and graceful posing. Spending 20 years in the professional clothed arena, from his first days Laggani was know for his artistry. The sinuous way that he moved his impressive bulk on stage earned him accolades as not just a bodybuilder, but as a creative and engaging performer.

“When I first started, posing wasn’t as important then as it is now,” says the Italian. “But I saw it as an overall part of being a performer. I always had an amazing physique, but from the start where I really impressed the judges was that I knew how to show it off. To use my body almost like a dancer would, to tell a story of hard-work and masculine pride. Now incorporating my hard cock into my poses is an exciting new opportunity to finally tell that story of virile dominance in full.”

Laggani’s fabled prowess brought a focus across the entire world of bodybuilding, which encouraged another dimension to the artform of bodybuilding. It brought a new purpose, a thoughtfulness and the value of self-expression to the stage. And ultimately it celebrated not just the competition and the trophies, but the incredible entertainment for the eager audiences who crave ever more dominating masculine displays.

“My son and I have spent the last year making sure my dick is as ready to perform as I am. I’m 47 and I am hornier than I’ve been in my entire life. I'm excited to be showing it off on stage finally. All week I've been surrounded by groupies from the clothed world. There are plenty of guys looking to suck this famous cock now that it is in the open. I used to let them when I training, but never before in the show environment. It is really exciting." he says, "But I always made posing a third of my preparation, right in there with pumping and cock work, and I challenge myself to come up with new and better posing routines every time I step on stage. Making the effort to create my own original posing display was a way to gift the audience with a reflection of my personality. You can manipulate your body to showcase it as either elegant or aggressive depending on your selection and your mood. I tell these young guys to take time to close your eyes and visualize your time in the spotlight. Imagine your trip to the contest, the weigh-in, and your time backstage. Feel your cock swelling with excitement and anticipation. See yourself walk on stage, hear your music begin and feel the crowd react to the pulsing beat. It's showtime!”

ARE YOU ANTICIPATING UMBERTO LAGGANI WILL PERFORM WELL IN HIS FIRST NAKED CONTEST?

DO YOU PREFER ARTISTRY OR STOIC MUSCLE DISPLAYS FROM BODYBUILDERS?

Friday, August 10, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 18

TOMMY LI IS A NATURAL PERFORMER
IMPRESSIVE MEAT: The Juniors participating in this year’s Master’s Boy are impressing onlookers with their impressive cock displays. In the first round, Tommy Li (center) was notably extra hard and had very well controlled cum game.

Tommy Li soaking up the experience of being at this year’s Masters’. For the past two years he has been living a dream, travelling with his idol and veteran superstar Kenny Leung.  But Leung’s noted preference for a quiet, cloistered existence totally focused on naked muscle and satisfying his massive cock has meant Li has had little life outside of Leung’s orbit. But now the wide-eyed 20-year-old is enjoying meeting new faces, getting new experiences, and learning new techniques. Kenny Leung has been notedly disengaged from the proceedings, and especially private and notably standoffish so far, possibly in reaction to the veteran champ arriving at the show looking very much below his former shape.

But Li’s history as a young naked bodybuilder doesn’t start with Leung. “I was in Tokyo on a wrestling trip, and there was a Naked Bodybuilding gymnasium on the first floor of our hotel. In China, they do not have windows, but in Tokyo they had huge windows onto the road. Kin Kuse was giving a demonstration of his cum abilities, and our coach let us go down to check it out. I was entranced watching the muscular, large-dicked athletes on their hands and knees taking his huge cock up their asses in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows. It was so bold, so decadent, and so alpha at the same time.”

“My teammates were laughing nervously and making fun of the guys getting their holes plowed by a monster cock for the world to see, but for me I knew this was the next step as a man and an athlete. It turned my cock rock hard and I knew I had to join right then and there. I took off my clothes right in the street and went in. My teammates were shocked, and I could clearly see their surprise I their faces as I first took Kin’s massive dick up my ass. But by the end they were cheering me on. Even my coach, who had come down to investigate why we had not come back upstairs, was agape watching me receiving massive amounts of jizz up my ass and down my throat.”

“Afterwards, Kin told me I was a natural; that he’d never seen a newbie absorb all of his explosive cum shots like that, and I would be an amazing Assistant. But seeing him, his huge dong and the pump I got from his alpha cum inside me, I knew that I was meant to be an actual full bodybuilder. It was just two months later, after I’d graduated from school and was taking a vacation at a muscle resort in Borocay that I ran into Kenny. He was already an idol of mine, and he took notice of me the first day by the hotel pool where I was playing the Ring of Excitement game, practicing with a dozen guys and betting how many cum shots it would take before I was filled up. He played it cool, but I could tell he was quietly impressed with my abilities.”

“The next day, he sent a note that I should come visit him in his room, and I was there in a minute! We spent all afternoon with him wordlessly shoving his huge dick down my throat and repeatedly roughly pounding my hole. After 4 hours, he asked me, could I take more? And when I hungrily said ‘Yes’, he told me, okay, you should stay with me for a while longer. And that was 2 years ago!”

WAS IT JUST LUCK OR SKILL THAT GOT TOMMY LI TO THE MASTER’S BOY?

TELL US ABOUT “RING OF EXCITEMENT” OR ANY OTHER NAKED BODYBUILDING GAMES YOU HAVE HEARD OF BEFORE. 

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 17

RICO BANDEAS MAKES A GREAT FIRST IMPRESSION
CUMMING ON STRONG: At only 19, the massive display the young Argentinian Rico Bandeas is making is already being compared to another impressive 19-year-old phenomenon, Yann Perrod.

Dense, round muscles. Inspiring control and artistic posing. Smooth, lean skin. And an impressive, frighteningly large and aggressive cock. All this in a single package? Among the competitors most the crowds are finding more impressive this year, it is not someone from the more experienced 45+ group, but a young man that has blown onlookers and judges away in the preliminaries.

With less than a year as a competitor, the international audience is taking note of the incredible gains by Rico Bandeas. He entered the scene just a few months ago with an impressive turn at the BeefBoy and at the time, he still showed an incredibly impressive total package. But he left stung by his 3rd place finish in the Overall. That seemed to light an even more intense fire in the already dedicated young man, and he arrived at this year’s Master’s looking absolutely stunning. Even for a young man noted for his rigor and discipline, Bandeas has pushed himself harder to leave nothing to chance. His appearance on stage is bringing comparisons to Yann Perrod’s meteoric rise to the top ranks of naked bodybuilders at age 18 in 2012.

However, his Master’s Megaweight sponsor and training coach, Carlos Monza, takes offence at the comparison of his 19-year old protegee to Yann “the Lab Rat” Perrod. “I competed against that kid several times, and Rico is leaps and bounds ahead of where The Rat was at 19. Yann had amazing genetics to start with, of course, but then he got too focused on the enhancements and the supplements. He messed up his proportions, and he got sloppy. He stopped working hard on himself, and let the labs do the work. It was a mistake and now you don’t see him competing anymore because he lost it. But Rico is dedicated – he eats, breaths and sleeps the hard work it takes to get to the top. He is going to be the name on everyone’s lips after this show. Right after mine, of course.”

Rico Bandeas himself doesn’t see the comparisons. “Yes, Yann is definitely a talent, but we are really different.  I do nothing but work to get bigger. And get bigger the right way; through hard work, non-stop pumping, and as much Alpha cum as possible. I don’t do chemical experiments or stimulants. That’s just too much fakery.  This. . . .” he says, gesturing to his incredibly hard and incredibly lean torso and full, pre-cum leaking fuckstick, “. . . . . is because I have been totally focused on growing since I was 13.”

Outside of a quick appearance at the Expo, Bandeas has indeed been absolutely dedicated to preparation.  He’s notably been in the gym with Monza non-stop. “Carlos says I’m lean enough when he can clearly see his dick head in my gut when he is power-fucking me. This morning he said he could see the veins! “he says with a laugh. “I will not stop until I am number 1!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RICO BANDEAS’ CHANCES AT THIS YEAR’S MASTER’S BOY?

DO YOU THINK HARD PHYSICAL WORK OR CHEMICAL STIMULANTS ARE THE BEST WAY TO GROW YOUR BODY? 

Monday, August 6, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 16

THE COMPETITION BEGINS
FINDING THE TOP OF THE TOP: The preliminary rounds begin for the Master’s competition. A new show format may or may not go over well with the audiences and competitors.

As expected, with the magnitude of this anniversary year for the Master’s, the Grand Prix is off to a noteworthy start with a record number of entrants. 554 men have stripped down and agreed to stay completely nude for the next several days as the athletes vie to exhibit their pumped bodies and fat cocks for the judging panels and roaring crowds. In total, a record 238 Masters, 133 Sub-Masters, and 213 Juniors are ready to cum for each other on stage.

As has happened during other recent shows, the IFNB continues to be overwhelmed by the turnout for naked athletes, and seems to continue to underestimate how many musclemen have been inspired by the surging popularity of the one true sport of Alpha men.  Officials are hoping that a major switch in the traditional scheduling will add a bit of excitement and also hopefully mitigate some of the wait time and overcrowding for the athletes backstage. Due to the large number of preliminary rounds needed to work their way through the nude men, they will be reviewing all weight classes in turn, alternating the divisions. So they will start with the Lightweight Master’s, then Sub-Master’s, and finally Juniors, 30 contestants at a time, and progress through the weight classes that way. The hope is this will help stagger the gym use and backstage needs more than bringing the entire block of a single division up and through. They also hope it will be more exciting for the audience to be able to see intergenerational groupings throughout the day, instead of a single division each day.

Even with this accommodation, the backstage will be brimming with naked muscle of all ages and levels of experience. Also, as there have been as most recent international level IFNB events, the organizers are warning of a potential shortage of professional assistants, so they have created a ranking system that reserves the best ANBs for the elite pros, newer ANBs for the other Master’s and Sub-Master’s contestants, and amateurs (including a recent flood of local boys) for the Juniors. Of course, they are also strongly encouraging contestants to support each other and make themselves available to other registered bodybuilders if their class isn’t competing at that time. They are also betting on the Master’s tradition of Juniors who will be working backstage with their sponsors to make sure they are properly stage-ready.

MASTERS (45+) CLASSES:
Lightweight (below 169 lbs): 29 competitors
Middleweight (170 - 189 lbs): 32 competitors
Light-Heavyweight (190 - 209 lbs): 35 competitors
Heavyweight (210 - 229 lbs): 49 competitors
Super-Heavyweight (230 - 259 lbs): 64 competitors
Megaweight (260 lbs +): 29 competitors

SUB-MASTERS (35+) CLASSES:
Lightweight (below 169 lbs): 17 competitors
Middleweight (170 - 189 lbs): 26 competitors
Light-Heavyweight (190 - 209 lbs): 30 competitors
Heavyweight (210 - 229 lbs): 28 competitors
Super-Heavyweight (230 - 259 lbs): 41 competitors
Megaweight (260 lbs +): 18 competitors

JUNIORS “MASTER’S BOY” (18-23) CLASSES:
Lightweight (below 169 lbs): 42 competitors
Middleweight (170 - 189 lbs): 56 competitors
Light-Heavyweight (190 - 209 lbs): 63 competitors
Heavyweight (210 - 229 lbs): 38 competitors
Super-Heavyweight (230 - 259 lbs): 14 competitors

DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS YEAR’S RESULTS? ANY FAVORITES SO FAR?

WHY DO YOU THINK THE IFNB CANNOT SEEM TO GET AN APPROPRIATE NUMBER OF ASSISTANTS TO SUPPORT THE BODYBUILDERS?

Friday, August 3, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 15

CLOTHED BODYBUILDER REUNION
FRIENEMIES? Former clothed bodybuilders Matt Boyer and Umberto Laggani meet up backstage prior to the official start of competition. Although this is Laggani's first naked competition, he and Boyer have been friends and competitors for many years.
Although he is new the naked bodybuilding scene, Umberto Laggani’s anything but new to bodybuilding. An 8-time National champ and 2-time European overall winner, Laggani is a name well known among bodybuilding aficionados. So his decision to shift to the naked sport after a life competing in trunks has been big news.

The athletes of bodybuilding often are able to find a bridge between being fierce competitors and also supporting each other because of their shared Alpha experiences. One huge booster of Laggani’s at this year’s show (besides his son, of course) is fellow clothed-turned-naked bodybuilder Matt Boyer.

“Of course I know Umberto. We rarely vied against each other in direct competition, but we saw each other backstage and at expo events. I was a relatively good clothed bodybuilder when I was competing, but Umberto is a star to the clothed guys, especially in Europe. It is big news that he has made the switch and is letting the world see his big Italian dick in all its glory. I’m hoping this accelerates the education of those clothed guys that the naked sport is the true space for Alphas,” says Boyer.

“Matt and I have known each other for years – more than I’d like to say,” says Laggani with a laugh. “I remember seeing him at an Expo right after my ‘accident’ at the 2005 Coppa, and we had a long conversation about our cocks and feeling unappreciated. We realized we were both hard and pulled out our dicks to compare. Even back then, Matt’s was so thick and I really had to handle it to get my mind around just how big it was. And what a commotion that caused!” Laggani says with more laughter. “My manager at the time was real pissed, but all the other guys around us were paying real close attention. After that, whenever he was in Europe or I was in the US, we’d try to get together for a good nude workout and stim session.”

Asked if he plans to be as vocal a proponent of the naked sport as Boyer has been, Laggani demures. “Let us see how I do at my first naked competition before I become a spokesman. I’ve always tried to lead by example anyway.”

ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT COMPETITORS CAN ALSO BE FRIENDS? 

DO YOU THINK BOYER AND LAGGANI’S EXAMPLE WILL HAVE A BIG IMPACT ON THE CLOTHED BODYBUILDERS?

Monday, July 30, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 14

ZAK CAN’T HELP BUT EDUCATE 
FORM IS EVERYTHING: Megaweight champ Tory Zak teaches proper form to a Junior entrant to this year’s Masters. His 14” cock oozes cum as he shows the proper back-lat spread to the 19 year-old

The mixture of inexperienced but cocky youth and skilled but often volatile Alpha veterans can be an explosive one. But so far this year’s contest – the 45th Masters – has been notable for the collaborative feelings among the inter-generational groups. One of the famed “old guard” competing this year is prior winner Tory Zak. Though he is not competing with a Master’s Boy Junior, he has been spending plenty of time with the young competitors in the gyms and at events leading up to the official launch of the show.  “There wasn’t the support there is now for (the sport) back when I started,” says Zak. “These kids have it way easier. But I’m glad it’s that way.”

That shift to acceptance is in no small part to Zak himself. At 48-years-old, Zak has been a professional bodybuilder for more than 25 years and has aggressively and publicly advocated for the rights of naked bodybuilders since he made the decision to live nude 24/7 in an all-male communal environment 20 years ago. His years as an advocate and well-known naked trainer and motivational coach have prepared him for his public role as Director of Stim Athletics Programming for the eXpose Studios.

As the man for whom the megaweight division was essentially created, he was the perfect choice as the public face of eXpose. Zak was personally recruited by Hugo Hackleberg himself after his 2013 Master’s Overall win. “He was literally crawling to get me to sign on,” he says with a laugh. “I had a really good business as a trainer and coach and really didn’t want to be locked down. But Hugo worked every angle he had to show me how many people I could influence in this role.”

Photos of Zak’s 12-inch monster cock continue to plaster the walls of eXpose Studio gyms and are included on all official communication. “I got to get them to re-shoot,” he says, grabbing his hard, hose-thick dick, oozing pre-cum. “I’m up to 14 inches now.”

Although Zak is not competing in the Master’s Boy competition this year, he’s spent plenty of time since he arrived with the young men preparing to step up on that stage. “These guys are the next generation, and they look great. A lot of these 19 years-olds are where I was at 25. So in a lot of ways, I feel like they are all my Boys when they come up and ask me advice at the gym or when they come knock on my hotel room door at midnight looking for “guidance”. Three of my current roommates are all under 25, so I get where they’re coming from, even though I’m old enough to be their father!”

WHAT ADVICE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET FROM TORY ZAK?

WITH ALL THAT ALPHA ENERGY, ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT ALL THE YOUNG AND OLD BODYBUIDLERS ARE GETTING ALONG SO WELL? 

Friday, July 27, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 13

BANG BAIN CONFOUNDS SHOW ORGANIZERS EVEN BEFORE COMPETITION
NON-STOP DOMINANCE: Ben “Bang” Bain exhibits his famed cocks’ considerable cum ability for two local teens. The young men were “attacked” by a naked and hard Bain the night after a collegiate football game, but have now decided to volunteer to work as amateur Naked Bodybuilding Assistants for the show after their encounter. 

Even before the official start of the show Bang Bain is already exhibiting eccentric behavior that is causing problems for show organizers.

As a VIP with a reputation, Bain was initially placed on the top floor of the sponsoring hotel.  However, after multiple incidents of Bain roaming the halls and using fellow bodybuilders to satiate his enormous black fuck-stick, he was moved to a nearby rental compound.  Organizers and his trainers tried creating special barriers to contain him (both physical barricades and with a multitude of 24-hours assistants to tempt his insatiable sexual needs).  But still Bain has been able to make it out and there have been repeated incidents of an inflamed Bain roving the streets as night, completely nude and forcing his ever-hard monster dong on unsuspecting male citizens.

City officials have been accommodating, especially because none of the locals have pressed charged afterwards. But they noted that the resources used by the police to corral Bain (including the replacement uniforms required for the officers) is a strain. They have issued a warning that further disruptions might require action against the show, although noted that they cannot arrest Bain because they do not believe it would be safe to have him in the city jail.

His manager Richard Opoku has placed the blame on new enhancement cycles for Bain and says that they have been working to adjust his levels heading into the competition. “Ben is always unpredictable, but we’ve all been surprised at the level of energy he has had.  He’s been somewhat non-stop cumming since we arrived. But I think in the coming days we will have it all figured out and he will be ready to perform.”

DO YOU THINK BAIN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PARICITIPATE IN THE EVENT, OR IS HE TOO UNPREDICTIBLE?  

WOULD YOU BE PREPARED TO HAVE BANG BAIN FORCE HIS MEGAWEIGHT COCK INTO YOU? 

Monday, July 23, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 12

KENNY JEUNG DOUBLY SHOCKS FANS WITH HIS APPEARANCE AT MASTER’S
PREPARING FOR THE SUPERSTAR: Fresh from registering for the Master’s Boy, Junior competitor Tommy Li (right) holds open his ass to accept the oversized dong of veteran naked bodybuilding star Kenny Jeung. Though notably not in his best form, Jeung has not competed since 2014 so his appearance at the Master’s is big news.

The drawing power of this year’s 45th Anniversary Master’s Grand Prix is surprising even the most jaded Naked Bodybuilding fans. There was a huge commotion when the registration crowd realized that semi-retired superstar Kenny Jeung had quietly arrived and registered for the 45+ division.  Jeung is probably the most famous naked bodybuilder in Asia despite not competing at the pro level since 2014. Fans love the super-heavyweight for his relentless adherence to a hyper-masculine obsession with male power. He continues to have a plethora of high-profile endorsement deals and a healthy schedule of paid events, rumored to make him the highest paid bodybuilder in the world. “They are paying me what they should to have access to my body.” Jeung has said, “Anything less would be an affront to men everywhere for me to not be treated as the ideal of ultimate masculinity.”

Known during his career for his methodical approach to training and unexpectedly for his incredibly large and full cum shots, one thing that Kenny Jeung is NOT known for his attachment to training youth. He has traditionally described himself as more of an athlete than a role model.  His one previous public outing as a mentor ended in the generally taciturn Jeung notably expressing his disappointment with his protégée Chan Somki’s performance at the 2015 DragonCock, and repeatedly committing to never training another young bodybuilder. 

So there was further shock and surprise when Jeung also registered for the Master’s Boy competition with 20-year-old Tommy Li. Li met Jeung at a naked bodybuilding resort in Boracay two years ago. “He impressed me almost immediately,” says Jeung, “He already had great form and way more discipline than your standard eighteen-year-old. And as we started training together, he never said ‘no’ to anything I told him to do. Ever. I liked that,” the Korean says with a simile. “And everyone knows my cum shots are so large that even the top tier of NBAs have disappointed me in their abilities to contain them. But Tommy has literally never spilled a drop, no matter which hole I have used and how many hours I spent filling him. He has treated every droplet with the respect is deserves.” 

Some of that dedication and controlled approach seems to have rubbed off on Li during their training. “I have only lived to train with Kenny for the past two years. Wherever he when, I went. Whatever he told me to do, I did. And look at me. I am now at the international level of competition,” Li says. “When he insists on forcing his perfect cock inside me, flexing over me and showing me that he is my superior, I know that I have to absorb what I can from him if I am to become even close to his greatness."

ARE YOU SHOCKED THAT KENNY JEUNG IS PLANNING TO SHOW AT THE MASTER’S AFTER SO LONG AWAY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK TOMMY LI’S SECRET IS TO CONTAIN JEUNG’S FAMOUSLY PRODIGIOUS CUM? 

Friday, July 20, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 11

THE LAGGANI FAMILY BRINGS A UNIQUE DYNAMIC TO THE MASTER'S BOY
LIKE SON, LIKE FATHER? Pietro (left) and his father, first time pro Umberto Laggani (right), get some prep work done after registering for the Master's. Unlike most Master's Boy pairs, Pietro is the more experienced of the naked bodybuilders.

As much as we have been hearing about the famous names arriving for this year’s Master’s Grand Prix, there are still plenty of alpha’s who are new to the pro scene and are making their debut here.  One such new bodybuilder is 47-year-old Master’s Heavyweight Umberto “L’Incidente” Laggani from Italy. 

But “new” is the wrong word really for this Italian beast. If “L’Incidente” Laggani sounds familiar, there is definitely a reason.  For nearly 20 years, Laggani was one of the top clothed bodybuilders in Europe. He took the overall title a record 8 times at the Italian National Pro Cup (Coppa Nazionale Italiana), and twice took home the European Grand Cup. But his time as a clothed bodybuilder was controversial, as his nickname (aka “The Accident”) implies. Laggani was well known during his entire career for his persistent and prominent erection straining at his posing suit when on stage.  The nickname came about after Laggani was disqualified from the 2005 Coppa after his spandex suit failed to contain his throbbing cock during a Side Chest pose during his first round compulsories. It popped out and proudly into view, and rather than stop Laggani continued through his poses with his large erect penis proudly jutting out ahead of him to an overwhelming roar from the crowd.

After the incident Laggani claimed that it was all an accident and that he wasn’t aware that his cock had burst out.  He said he continued through his routine unaware that his cock was visibly throbbing and proudly leaking pre-cum with every move on the already-slick stage. However, he can now admit he was well aware of what happened. “Listen, it is not something you do not notice. My cock is amazing and I felt such power when it burst forth and the world was able to see my masculine glory.  But at the time I was very well known as a clothed bodybuilder, with high profile contracts and endorsements in Italy. Ashamedly, I lied and downplayed my alpha rights to show off my amazing body. It was a constant struggle to suppress my dominating masculinity and I was not happy and never felt fully fulfilled as a performer and as a man. I would go watch naked competitions and see these men displaying their perfect physiques IN FULL, and I knew that was what I really wanted”

You may also know the name Laggani from young Pietro Laggani’s performance at this year’s BeefBoy.  Pietro is Umberto’s 20-year-old son, and like his father he also suffered an on-stage disqualification: It must run in the family! Pietro was ultimately cleared of charges of illegal contact after the event, with the governing board of the IFNB ultimately ruling that the Pietro was not at fault and that the Austrian competitor who began sucking Laggani’s cock in front of the assembled audience was rightfully disqualified. “Youthful commitment and enthusiasm are to be expected, and should only be punished when they very obviously and consciously violate the rules. Mr. Laggani’s enthused response was normal for a teenager whom in a heightened sense of arousal found another young man orally stimulating his endowment. We find that the show organizers were overzealous in their enforcement of the on-stage interaction rule, and reinstate Mr. Laggani’s clean record of competition.”

The two are happy to be competing together at the Master’s this year, with Umberto performing in his first pro level event.  “I’m more than happy to be here with my father,” says the younger Laggani. “He’s always been an inspiration for me since I was a child. I could see even from a young age how frustrated he was when he had to cover his manhood for competition. But when we were home and working out he would proudly train naked with a full erection. I would sit and silently watch as he and my uncle would train and stim together. I remember so clearly wonder I had at the force of his cum shots as he did the chest presses. As soon as I was old enough to participate, I was there right alongside them working every muscle of my body to perfection.” 

This puts them in a unique position amongst the Master’s Boy entrants as the Junior competitor is the one advising the Master on the ins-and-outs of naked competition!  Umberto says proudly, “I inspired my son to sculpt his body when he was young, and now he has inspired me to finally compete the right way. We always trained naked at home, Pietro, my brother Silvio and my nephew Domenico. But when Pietro announced that he was going to perform nude and only nude, I could not have been more proud. So on my 45th birthday I gave up the clothed bodybuilding lifestyle entirely to live the right way, all the time.”

Umberto new physique has made him feel even more confident and this has driven him to work harder. He says with a laugh, “Everyone asks us if we are brothers! When we say no we are father and son they are very surprised. Since he was a young boy, I have been teaching him how to train and work his body to its top potential but now that we are both naked competitors it has brought our training to a new level.  Everyone knows that family member’s testosterone is the very best for growth and absorption because of the similar genetics, and now that we are both fully committed to naked training we only share our muscle cum with each other. As soon as I started to see the change and feel my cock swelling in size, I could fully appreciate what I saw in the mirror and it made me feel so good.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE UMBERTO AND PIETRO'S FAMILIAL CONNECTION?

DO YOU THINK UMBERTO'S YEARS AS A CLOTHED BODYBUILDER WILL HELP OR HURT HIS PERFORMANCE? 

Monday, July 16, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 10


TED KENNEY BREAKS THE MOLD OF STANDOFFISH BODYBUILDERS
 
SHOW WHAT IT TAKES: Ted Kenney shows off his vascularity to an interested Junior competitor. His cock throbbed with excitement over the young man’s interest.
With the intense level of self-obsession and the herculean proportions of their bodies, naked bodybuilders have a reputation for being intimidating, mean or just plain selfish. These men obviously have reached the masculine ideal so their attitudes shouldn’t be criticized. But it is unfair to group all competitors into these generalizations. 

36 year-old amateur heavyweight Ted Kenney has broken the mold by being aggressively friendly at his first Master’s Grand Prix.  Kenney partly attributes his outgoing demeanor to his midwestern roots. But he also says his outreach to young men has to do with his want to educate and support young bodybuilders because of his experiences. 

“I had always lifted weights since I was a teenager and even competed in a few clothed bodybuilding contests in my college years,” says Kenney, “But after college I started down the road to being some boring suburban husband with an office job. But that all changed when I first discovered naked bodybuilding at age 28. I couldn’t believe the massive bodies and astounding dicks these guys had, and from that moment on I was obsessed.  Soon enough, that life I was living with my wife and my corporate job in the ‘burbs was history.  And for the past 8 years I have done nothing but constantly work to grow my body and my cock.”

Since we last checked in with Kenney in 2014 at an amateur event, his gains have been apparent.  “I have added 85 pounds of muscle since my first contest, and 5 inches of circumference to my cock,” he says proudly. “I’m not here with a protégé, but I’m happy to share my experiences with all the young men so they don’t waste their time not living up to their alpha potential.” His overall look has changed too, “I have totally shed all that suburban zombie shit I used to fall for – the preppy haircut and golf on the weekends.  I live in a bodybuilding community now with about 25 other guys and we focus 100% on muscle and cock all the time. It is completely hardcore, and my attitude and look reflect the real me now.”

ARE THERE ANY OTHER STORIES YOU HAVE HEARD FROM LATE COMMER NAKED BODYBUILDERS?

DO YOU THINK ALL EXPERIENCED BODYBUILDERS SHOULD WORK WITH A YOUNGER, LESS EXPERIENCED MAN TO SHOW HIM THE ALPAH WAY OF LIFE?

Friday, July 13, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 9

THE VETTER TECHNIQUE CLASS CONTINUES TO BE THE MOST POPULAR
DEMONSTRATING FOR THE MASSES: Three graduates of Jack Vetter’s PowerDong class demonstrate their hands-free cumming for the expo audience.  Each had spent the morning with the famed trainer roughly fucking them for up to an hour to reach perfect stimulation levels. 
There are few sights more majestic than a huge alpha muscleman. Stripped, hairless, and oiled, flexing on stage for an assembled mass and with each smooth transition to the next power pose, exemplifying his dominance over lesser men. At that moment, this embodiment of the masculine extreme shoots a rich, full shot of beautiful white cum out of his thick and rock-hard dick, literally coating his competitors and the audience with the spirit of his exceeding masculinity.  And he must make this look completely natural and perfectly timed for the most impressive show possible.  This is the true art of naked bodybuilding: making something so extreme look so effortless.  That ability to perform at that level is the hallmark of a truly seasoned and well-practiced bodybuilder.

This level of masculine performance comes from both an inherent Alpha-ness and from years of practice and hard work. A truly great competitor has to attain mastery in the three main elements of naked bodybuilders: muscle development, cock growth & erection stability and finally, cum control.  Many might have a natural talent for one or two, but reaching master-level in all three takes dedication.  And of the three, cum control has historically been the hardest to master.

Experienced naked bodybuilders have grown their capacities by synthesizing the three elements, often training two or all three all at once.  Beginners and intermediates often struggle with combining such intensive cock stimulation with hardcore weight work, but at the pro level, men of intensely swollen muscle can pump their bodies hard and full while banging out aggressive cock work at the exact same time. Seeing and learning these integrated techniques is why the teacher/protégé model of the Master’s/Master’s Boy is so important to help young men excel as future NBs.

That explains the incredible popularity every year of the class taught by the famed “Coach Power-Dong”, Edward “Jack” Vetter.  Vetter has always been a champion of the Expositions associated with pro shows, including being the main organizer for years of the exhibition that became the Freak Show. His classes in the Vetter Technique, also called the PowerDong Technique, to train men in hands-free-anal-stim cum presentations are legendary, with him nude and rock hard for 10, 12, 14 hours at a time, pounding muscle ass for appreciative young men. A natural educator, he always makes them exciting, fun and his personal passion for the sport is infectious.  Being a successful former bodybuilder and family man also helped remove a lot of the stigma some of the young guys saw associated with having their asses worked over until they shoot their load in front of a room full of other men.

“Mastering the hands-free and perfectly-timed cum shot is the hardest part of being a successful naked bodybuilder,” says Jack Vetter. “Before I started using my technique for anal/prostate edging, coaches always just directly stimulated the bodybuilder dick. But that heightened edging only lasts so long.  Using constant anal stimulation keeps the sexual energy at a fever pitch, and the body eventually becomes used to equating posing and deep stim.  The trainee isn't allowed to touch his dick, and I don't stop until he shoots a huge wad hands-free. I used to do all the power-fucking myself, and it could take hours to work through a room full of cocky musclemen. But I’m a bit older and the classes are so large, I have an assortment of instructors that help me train in all these young competitors eager to master the Vetter Technique.”

WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE PART IN A JACK VETTER TECHNIQUE CLASS?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY OTHER CLASSES OR DEMONSTRATIONS HAPPENING AT THIS YEAR’S EXPO?

Monday, July 9, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 8

RICO BANDEAS BASKS IN THE ADULATION OF HIS HUGE FAN BASE
WORLD WIDE PHENOMENON: At only 18, Rico Bandeas already has millions of followers and fans across the globe. Here he prepares to shoot a cum shot over his audience in appreciation of their dedication to him. 
One thing is clear from the Master’s Boy competition already: despite his disappointing 3rd place finish at the BeefBoy, Rico Bandeas is the odds-on favorite for the Teen division.  At least if the welcome he received upon his arrival at the Master’s Expo is to be believed.

Already known for his prominent social media following (1.1 million watch his daily naked flexing Snapchats), Rico Bandeas was immediately overrun by the appreciative crowd when he swaggered into  the expo.  Coming from a wealthy family, Bandeas does not need sponsors and sponsorships like other young naked bodybuilders. But he does look for them because he likes ability to display his superior form for the public.  Sponsors also like his good looks, cocky attitude and his huge social media following.  His thick dong grew extra rigid as he basked in the adulation of the crush of fervent fans.  “I don’t do this to make money. I do this so that my fans can see and experience my superior Alpha life on their own. They’ll never be as amazing as I am, but they can dream when they look at my body and see the way I live my life.”

He even stopped to answer a few questions, though seemed annoyed by queries about his relationship with Bamboo. “There’s no relationship. We were competitors during the BeefBoy, and that’s it.  He is a good bodybuilder and we got along fine. But I haven’t had any interactions with him since then.”

He was much more forth coming when asked about his mentor and lead trainer, Carlos Monza.  Asked if they have a plan for the Master’s he said, “We spent the entire plane ride creating a strategy for this show for the both of us.  Carlos has a lot of aggression over really wanting to win the overall in his first Masters.  And I want to win as badly as he does. I can tell you he definitely took that aggressive stance out on my ass at 30,000 feet!”

Monza did not appear at the Expo with Bandeas, though as potentially South America’s most famous competitive bodybuilder, he surely would have been similarly mobbed.  It was revealed that he went straight to his hotel after registering to settle in and continue hardcore working out, and left his protégé to bask in the adulation.

DO YOU THINK RICO BANDEAS’ POPULARITY WILL EQUATE TO A WIN FOR HIM?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RICH NAKED BODYBUILDERS WHO TAKE SPONSORSHIP'S AWAY FROM OTHER STRUGGLING YOUNG MEN?

Friday, July 6, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 7

THE MASTER’S EXPOS CONTINUES TO EXPAND 
BUT DOES IT REALLY WORK?: Kamal Al-Mustafa, the current Mr. Arab Pro, demonstrates the immediate stiffening effect of the Bro-Hard stimulant. As international spokesman, Al-Mustafa encouraged the audience to watch as he called up men to the stage from the audience and ferociously pumped their asses for over 2.5 hours without any softening of his dong.
Event Expos have become big business.  What initially started as a few booths in the lobby of an event has grown over time to be full-fledged multi-day undertakings.  The rise of the expo is tied to the increasing number of focused (and many somewhat more speculative), products aimed for the exploding naked athlete movement.  Outside of the Mr. Alpha Expo, the Master’s Grand Prix Exposition is the largest in the naked bodybuilding world, with over 600 vendors representing businesses across the spectrum of services.  Because the audience for the show tends to be older, international, and well established in the sport, they are the target demographic for a lot of NB entrepreneurs.

One of the most popular booths was for the new product Bro-Hard.  The stimulant promises to be the most fast-acting and longest-lasting supplement on the market and is designed to help naked bodybuilders keep their cocks aggressively hard and excessively stimulated. The product is marketed to all NBs, but specifically using targeted social media advertising to reach out to bodybuilders who are starting out and need to keep their dicks extra hard.  So straight bodybuilders who are just getting into fucking male asses and mouths, young guys with nerves, or just NBs looking to increase their overall stim training time.  They promise that Bro-Hard not only keeps the Alpha dick extra hard, like a standard stiffening medication, but it includes a simulated SPH component, which stimulates an intense need for immediate and constant cock pleasure from any available hole.

Bro-Hard’s spokesman is Mr. Arab Pro Cup winner, Kamal Al-Mustafa. Al_Mustafa explained to the crowd that he actually does use Bro-Hard. “Unlike a lot of those spokes-dudes you see, I really do use it. I travel around the world competing in naked bodybuilding events, so fatigue and jetlag are my reality. But I cannot let that stop me from maintaining my workout schedule, and Bro-Hard makes sure that I never miss a stim workout. In fact, I’ve seen great improvements in my cock’s performance in competition with the extra hours of training, and I’ve had to hire and additional cock trainer for my team to keep up with how much hole I need everyday!”

WOULD YOU USE BRO-HARD IN YOUR WORKOUTS? 

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY NEW OR EXCITING PRODUCTS AT THIS YEAR’S EXPO?

Monday, July 2, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 6

THE MASTER'S CONTINUES TO BRING UNIQUE FACES 
SOOTHING THE BEAST: Ben "Bang" Bain (center) is soothed by his manager Richard Opoku (left) as he is accosted by a fan while registering for the Master's Grand Prix.  Bain did end up removing the amateur bodybuilder's clothing, but the young man's spontaneous cum shot as his pants were ripped from his body saved his cock from a rough jack-off session by the eccentric pro bodybuilder. 


The anniversaries at this year’s Master’s have brought out many well known pros that have for various reasons not been on the scene lately.  Of the surprising entrants so far, one that garnered a lot of buzz was the appearance of the hulking form of Ben “Bang” Bain of Ghana.  “Bang” Bain has always exemplified the extremity of African naked competitors, with his huge Megaweight size, truly heroic log of cock, and famously eccentric behavior.

Among followers of the largest dongs in bodybuilding, Bang’s home show of the ANFB Mr. Ghana is famed for the mammoth size of the cocks.  Local competitors are famously cock obsessed and have been accused of going as far as growing cocks to the exclusion of muscle.  But Bain has always had both in the extreme, which should have elevated him to the tops of the international ranks.  But Bang’s well known eccentricities have kept him from gaining that level of fame, though he was not looking for it anyway.  His nickname comes from his constant demand that any, and all, men he comes into contact with must “bang out” an honorific cum shot in front of him.  If the man doesn’t immediately grab his own cock and start shooting, Bang will aggressively grab the cock and work it to ejaculation.  His reasoning is that he is the largest, and therefore the most superior of men, and his dominance must be paid homage to.

Bang’s unique behavior has left him somewhat isolated, and he lives in a beach-side compound outside of Accra with an assortment of assistants and younger naked bodybuilders.  Samuel Bulla, one of his most promising protégés, was famously disqualified at the recent BeefBoy for his illegal grabbing of Gerard Bouchelle’s perfect cock in competition.  The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

We inquired with Bain’s manager/wrangler Richard Opoku (as we do not dare approach Bang directly) why he chose this year to appear at the Masters, and with his aggressive 24/7 all-nude lifestyle how he made it to the event? “Ben felt like this was the perfect show to do before turning 40.  He’s the largest he’s ever been for competition – 304 lbs. – and wants to show the world that he is still one to bet on.  And we know that to travel with Ben, especially internationally, we have to have private transportation – either a jet or the entire first class section of a plane – with a dozen assistants for him to work his way through to keep his cock occupied the entire time.  He recently found a new mega sponsor, so it’s made these special travel needs possible.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BEN “BANG” BAIN’S ECCENTRIC BEHAVIORS – SHOULD HE FEEL FREE TO JACK OFF WHOMEVER HE PLEASES?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER INTERESTING BEHAVIOR BY NAKED BODYBUILDING PROS? 

Friday, June 15, 2018

GOING ON HIATUS

TAKING A SHORT BREAK


The editors are having to take an unforeseen break from our Master's Grand Prix coverage, but will return with more exciting updates in a bit.

As always we appreciate our regular readers and commenters at the IFNB Report.  Please feel free to share stories, observations, history and experiences in the comments sections.

TELL US ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PAST IFNB SHOWS, PERSONALITIES OR POSTS?!?!

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 5

TEDI BALLO WORKS OUT WITH LOCALS, BUT HAS NOT OFFICIALLY REGISTERED
WILL HE OR WON'T HE?: Chad Galvin (2nd from left) prepares to demonstrate his deep oral-stim technique on superstar bodybuilder and BFF Tedi Ballo (left) for local naked bodybuilders.  Ballo would not confirm if he plans to compete in the Masters' this year.

The long list of well-known names in town for the Master’s is really a who’s-who of naked bodybuilding stars. The most recent to pop up is the legendary Tedi Ballo.  The 39-year-old has been in the game for 20 years, but his last professional competition was the 2014 Pan-Africas.  Since then, he has maintained a low profile, working out with his partner Chad Galvin and training his star nephew, Joff Ballo.  Ballo and Galvin were spotted at a local naked gym, but would not say whether Ballo was actually in town to compete.

His nephew Joff continues to impress, especially with his recent win at the 2017 Pan-Africas.  And his closeness and inspirational upbringing with his uncle are well known.  Ever since Tedi reached SubMaster’s age, there’s been speculation that uncle and nephew might show for a Master’s Boy pairing, however it never came to fruition.  Now that Joff is a winning IFNB elite-pro in his own right, the chances are slim he would show for a Junior division usually reserved for amateurs. 

“I do have other nephews besides Joff,” an annoyed Ballo comments, when asked. “As a family, we really are inherently perfect.  My nephew Jabari just turned 19 and he spent last summer with Chad and I, working out, pumping alpha dick, and preparing before he left for college.  But for myself, I don’t know if I’m ready to have a Master’s trophy before I’m 40.”

Tedi’s 32-year-old naked bodybuilding BFF Chad Galvin agrees that Jabari has great prospects, “All the Ballos are blessed with great genetic bases.  Plenty of muscle, naturally huge cocks, and the most delicious cum.  Jabari’s got a way to go to get as good as his brother, but he is on the right track.” 

“Right now, I am just happy to hang out at this gym with these local guys and get a feel for this town.  Chad and I have been to a lot of places, but I like the vibe here,” says Ballo, cum dripping from his cock after a chest-press-and-fuck stim session with Galvin and two local naked bodybuilders.  “There are a few days left to register.  We’ll see what happens,” he coyly adds.

DO YOU THINK TEDI BALLO SHOULD ENTER THE MASTERS?

HOW MANY OTHER BODYBUILDING BALLO’S DO YOU THINK ARE OUT THERE? 

Monday, June 11, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 4

MATT BOYER HAS A “HOME-CUMMING” AT THIS YEAR’S MASTERS
CUMMING HOME: Superstar Matt Boyer (center) arrives at the Master’s Registration with stim assistant Chris Weigle (left) and his Master’s Boy sponsee, 18-year old Brian Dreas. Weigle’s presence is a tribute to Matt Boyer’s first Master’s competition – in fact his first professional Naked Bodybuilding competition -  when he was Boyer’s sponsee. 

Among the famous pros with deep connections arriving at registration is clothed-turned-naked bodybuilder Matt Boyer.  Despite never taking an overall win in pro level competition, Boyer continues to be one of the most popular and well-liked naked bodybuilders in the sport.  The 44-year old star travels with a large entourage, but unlike many pro level bodybuilders he doesn’t pay these people – they just like being around his energy.

Boyer is referring to this year’s visit to the Master’s as his “Home-Cumming.”  The 2012 Master’s Grand Prix was his first elite level event as a pro naked bodybuilder after making the switch from 15 years of clothed bodybuilding.  Boyer further enforced his “Home-Cumming” to the 2012 Masters by showing up with his Master’s Boy sponsee from that year, the now-23-year-old Chris Weigle.  Though his individual performance in the Master’s Junior division that year was not the start of a pro carrier, in the years since Weigle has become a well-known stim trainer.  His start with Boyer led him down that path, and he continues to credit those early experiences with Boyer to helping him find his talent for cock training. He continues to be close to Boyer as well, being part of his regular entourage and spending plenty of time working with Boyer in the off-season.

Boyer plans to enter as a Master’s Super-Heavyweight, and has been training to show at this class.  He is also entering the Master’s Boy this year with his sponsee, 18-year old Brian Dreas.  The young Dreas met Boyer less than a year ago at a “Boyer Bomb” session of local his gym.  The high school athlete immediately set about working directly with Boyer on becoming a naked bodybuilder.  Though they had just arrived for registration, young Dreas was already drenched in cum.

“Brian is a natural poser, and has a really impressive cock already, but he hasn’t been putting on quite as much mass as I had hoped heading into the competition,” said Boyer about his protégée, “So the whole team and I have been really making sure he has been getting non-stop attention from us to pump him up as much as we can in the next days.”

Already appearing exhausted, Dreas was nonetheless obviously excited.  Asked how that was doing, Dreas smiled through the thick coating of cum on his face, “It has not been easy. Honestly, I’m a little overwhelmed by the intensity of Matt’s cock, and the aggressiveness of it’s need for stimulation.  I have been training with Matt for months, but 48 hours straight of bodybuilder cocks coming at me has been tough. I lost count of the number of loads.  But Chris has been a great guide on how to make it through.”

Boyer merely laughs at this, and tells us, "Let's just say the kid was worked hard.  And I take a lot of pride in my investment to teach, train and foster a new generation of young naked bodybuilders.  I want these young guys to not spend years wasting their time with posing suits when they can be building and showing off real Alpha male bodies to the appreciative audience.  So I make sure that all of us here on Team Boyer work as a team, and we want Brian to succeed.  Even when he was tired and claimed he couldn’t take any more, we pushed him further so he knows what it takes to play with the big boys.  And he came out of in good spirits, right?"

ARE YOU A FAN OF MATT BOYER?

DO YOU THINK THAT TEAM BOYER’S NON-STOP TRAINING OF BRIAN DREAS WILL PAY OFF?

Friday, June 8, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 3

HIGH PROFILE REGISTRANTS ARE COMING FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE TO THIS YEAR’S MASTER’S
SOUTH AMERICA MAKES THEIR PRESENCE KNOWN: Caught before they even boarded their plane for the US, the completely nude Rico Bandeas and his mentor Carlos Monza were overheard telling an excited fan that they were headed for the Master’s. 

The high-profile entries continue for this year’s Master’s event.  Fresh off his 2nd runner-up BeefBoy performance, Argentine Rico Bandeas is set to arrive at this year’s Master’s Grand Prix with his mentor, Brazilian superstar bodybuilder Carlos Monza.  At 18-years old and 46 respectively, Bandeas and Monza just “aged in” to their respective divisions (Master’s Boy 18-22, and Masters 45+) and naturally Monza is also present to support Rico’s Master’s Boy performance.

Bandeas is a great example of how far young naked bodybuilders have come at younger and younger ages.  Just recently turned 18, he has an enviable physique and dominating cock that he uses to great effect during his thoughtful and well-choreographed routines.  Making the decision at a young age to live the bodybuilder lifestyle, he used his family’s wealth to train with great pro bodybuilders from a young age.  Of all his mentors, Monza has had the greatest effect, and the similarities in their physiques and posing has been noted by more than one commentator.

The two obviously hope this noted similarity will play to their advantage.  Despite the heavy majority of Master’s Boy entrants being related, there are cases where non-related pairs have entered and won.  These two are certainly amongst the most high-profile entrants this year.  Both will definitely intimidate the competition since they’ve performed well at international levels, though the fact that they have separately been recently bested by rising star Gerard Bouchelle (and Monza famously suffered a publicly humiliating Victory Fuck by the Canadian “Giant Killer” after the PowerDong) has been noted by some gossips.

Monza, for his part, seems to have steadied himself from his wild ways.  Mostly known for his rule-pushing (and even rule-breaking occasionally), the former wild-child of the famously bacchanalian Brazilian naked bodybuilding scene seems to have settled down. “I am really looking forward to seeing who I get to meet up with at the Master’s,” said Monza as he boarded his flight. “I have been at this a long time, and I am going to be proud to show off my mega muscles and award-winning cock, while supporting my protégé here.”

Bandeas is obviously excited as well, oozing pre-cum on the airport floors as he excitedly explained his strategy, “After a year of hard training, and a huge focus by Carlos to refine my muscles and aggressively grow my dick, I think the judges are going to be completely blown away.  I am completely thick and totally dangerous.  I can’t wait to get to the U.S. and make the all those guys see this package that I’m bringing.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RICO BANDEAS AND CARLOS MONZA’S CHANCES IN THEIR RESPECTIVE DIVISIONS?

DO YOU THINK NON-RELATED PAIRINGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN THE MASTER’S BOY? 

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 2

MASTER’S BOY COMPETITION CONTINUES TO BE UNIQUE AT THE PRO LEVEL

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON: Derrick Packer and his son Jamison, pose together after registering for the Master’s and Master’s Boy competitions, respectively. Jamison’s youthful excitement is evidenced by the remains of the spontaneous cum shot on his dick head. 

In addition to celebrating the 45th Master’s competition, there is also a celebration one of the most unique parts of the event.  The Junior division for 18-22 year olds, affectionately known as the “the Master’s Boy,” is celebrating its 15th anniversary.  Several have pointed out that the bodybuilders who competed in that inaugural event would now be able to enter as SubMasters (35+)!

The addition of the Juniors division was to allow the veteran competitors to show what a profound influence they have had on the younger generation of naked bodybuilders.  In the years before social media and a wider acceptance of the true sport of men, many boys only learned about the sport by encountering and gaining knowledge of the ways of thick muscle and gigantic cock by finding an older Alpha who offered an inspiring example to their young eyes of what manhood should really look like.  And despite the current freer and more accepting younger generation of bodybuilders, the tradition of learning from a more experienced naked bodybuilder is still a huge part of many young men’s growth as naked bodybuilders.

Although there are now plenty of shows with Junior divisions and even those solely dedicated to them, the Master’s version continues to be completely unique in its structure.  Like other Junior events, all the young competitors must be sponsored.  However, unique to the Master’s is the sponsor must also be enrolled as an active competitor in the Sub- or Master’s divisions that year.  And the uniqueness does not end there.  During the first rounds, the young men pose solo, and earn their placements themselves.  But during the final round, the sponsee and sponsor bodybuilders pose together as a pair, in both the group compulsories and the “solo” free pose, and are judged as a unit.  The judges not only look for the physical aspects of musculature, cock and cum abilities, but also the combined performance and the synchronicity and complimentary physiques of the intergenerational pairing.  Both must perform well to make it work, and there needs to be a true connection between the bodybuilders for the performances to be successful.

Because connection is very important for a successful Master’s Boy stage performance, family members are often favored by the young competitors.  Genetics are important to bodybuilding, so the ability to perform at high levels often runs in families.  And though all cum intake from a pumped naked bodybuilder is beneficial to development, studies have shown that semen from genetically similar men – fathers, uncles, cousins, etc – is superior in effective absorption.  Because of this, many Master’s Boy pairings are from the same family.

Among the father and son duos registering this year are 52-year old Derrick and 19-year old Jamison Packer.  Known for his dedication to symmetry and density, Derrick has been a naked pro bodybuilder for over 25 years, and all 6 of his sons have taken up the sport as well.  In fact, Derrick has appeared in the Master’s Boy 9 times before, with his other sons, a nephew, and even 3 unrelated young local boys who were inspired by him.  The Packer’s hail from rural Missouri, and Derrick prides himself on the active all-male, all-nude cattle ranch he runs.  For them, nudity is a way of life whether they are roping cattle or pumping their cocks in the barn.  The Packers arrived at the event nude, and plan to stay that way for the duration – it is just their way.

“Jamison is my youngest, but he also has the biggest dick of all my boys,” Derrick says about his son, “He gets real excited showing off that monster, but we’ve done a helluva lot of training in the past few months.  The entire ranch banded together to make sure he was getting his dick and ass constantly worked so he could succeed with his shooting control.  We’re obviously going to keep it up right until we step up on stage.  But I am really excited to be here showing off with him.  And who knows, in a few year’s maybe I’ll get to be the grandpa up on that stage with one of my grandsons at the Master’s Boy!”

HAVE YOU SEEN OR HEARD OF THE PACKER FAMILY BEFORE?

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE UNIQUE STRUCTURE OF THE MASTER’S BOY COMPETITION?


Monday, June 4, 2018

MASTERS GRAND PRIX 1

THE MASTER’S GAINS MASTER’S STATUS
BACK TO WIN IT AGAIN: Prior Master’s winner Tory Zak (center) poses in the VIP lounge at the 45th Anniversary Master’s Grand Prix after registering.  He was joined by 3 of his naked bodybuilding roommates.  The VIP lounge was well staffed with trained Naked Bodybuilding Assistants to entertain the attendees.

You cannot be a fan of alpha masculinity and be unaware of the IFNB Masters Grand Prix.  If is famously one of the rare naked bodybuilding events that attracts bodybuilding fans from the lesser sport of non-nude bodybuilding.  The Master’s Grand Prix is one of the oldest and most well loved of the International Federation’s professional level competitions.

However few know the origin of the Masters Grand Prix, and it's history as a reaction to an incident at an amateur level non-naked bodybuilding contest in 1969.  Clothed bodybuilder Terry Garret was preparing for the San Francisco Master's at age 39, and when the competitors lined up for weigh ins, he insisted on being weighed nude. Standing  in-line buck naked, there was confusion among the other Masters class competitors.  Were they also supposed to be weighed nude?  Soon, there were 10 to 15 older competitors naked in-line. It was awkward, but as the general public was not yet in the auditorium, the event organizers just let the unusual behavior go.

The ruckus began when Terry sprang a hard on while waiting in line.  His massive 10-inch dong was drooling pre-cum, and many of the crowd began to get upset by Garrett's nonchalance. Garrett was told to leave by organizers, but several other men in his class – also naked in line – defended his right to compete. No one could figure out in that moment if the men were supposed to be weighed nude or not since everyone in the room was male, and many defended his right. But tempers ran high as one bodybuilder was singled out and kicked from the event.  In the end, fifteen competitors walked out of the contest in protest along with Garrett.

Later that year, Terry and six of those competitors had their own exhibition of naked bodybuilding.  While not a contest, the exhibition went on for three years, until word reached the FNB (Federation of Naked Bodybuilding - the precursor to the International organization, and originally focused on promoting naked workout regimens for health and wellness) of this small group of naked, older bodybuilders putting on a small event every year. The rest is history, and in 1972 the IFNB held the first Masters-oriented naked bodybuilding competition.  Originally called the Masters Full-Nude Championships, the name was changed in 1973 to the more austere Masters Grand Prix.

Terry competed up until he was 57, winning the overall in the Grand Prix when he was 46, 47, 50 and 56.  Terry held the most loads in the light heavyweight class record of 14 cumshots up until 2008, when sperm shooting, Masters-Class legend, Fred Batton spewed 16 loads in the heavyweights. Terry continued organizing the event until 2013, and still attends proudly in retirement.  The masters Grand Prix is now celebrating its 45th year, and the show now includes Masters (45+) and Submasters (35+) categories, as well as the Master’s Boy (for sponsored Juniors), as well as a multi-day fitness and stim Expo.  The organizers are expecting the largest turnout ever for this year.

The first to arrive at the opening of this year’s tournament was a returning winner, the 2013 overall champion and megaweight legend, 48-year old Tory Zak.  Zak is one of the monster naked bodybuilders whose presence pressured the IFNB to inaugurate the Megaweight class in 2004, and while Zak primarily competes in Masters divisions, he is still one of the most legendary megaweights in the pro game.  Since his 2013 win, he has been working as the Director of Stim Athletics Programming for the eXpose Studios, a chain of “lifestyle” naked gyms and cock training centers throughout the US, underwritten by NB mogul Hugo Hackelberg.

He arrived with his “posse”, a group of his roommates who are all also naked bodybuilders.  Though all of them were not old enough to compete in the Master's, they all came to support Zak as he undertook his second run at the trophy.  Zak has also been a longtime proponent of naked communal living, believing that living with other massive naked muscle men has been the key to keeping him focused on getting bigger.  Despite his great success meaning he could live alone if he so chose, Zak enjoys spending his days at home with his NB bros, working out hard and naked, fucking 24/7.

“We simultaneously support and inspire each other’s competitive nature,” say Zak about his living arrangement.  “Living with six like-minded Alpha men means there are no unnecessary distractions.  We keep the focus on growing our hard muscles and fat dicks.  Plus 7 total is the perfect number of guys because we can each take a day of the week to be the stim coach for the others.  Tuesday is my day for oral, and Thursdays are mine to assist with anal,” he says with a laugh.  “The only real problem with 7 huge and horny muscle beasts living together is how much muscle jizz gets splattered all over the house!”

Zak definitely has the look of a megaweight champ, with an frightening 14” long and 12” circumference monster cock, and an overwhelming 299 lbs packed on to his 6’1” frame.  Zak says, “In my everyday life I’m somewhere around 340-350. But I felt like I needed to be under 300 for the competition.  It wasn’t easy, but I’m in the best shape I’ve been in years, and I’m ready to win it!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TORY ZAK’S VIEW ON COMMUNAL LIVING FOR NAKED BODYBUILDERS?

DO YOU THINK WE WILL SEE ANY OTHER FAMILIAR FACES AT THIS YEAR’S 45TH ANNIVERSARY?