BEEFBOY CLASSIC 32

JUNIOR MIDDLEWEIGHTS CONTINUE THE FANTASTIC CUM GAME

ALL STAR LINE-UP: The 6 top Junior Middleweights.  From left, Peru’s Hernan Bunto, U.S.A.’s Rhett Hardy, Serbia’s Maksim Belsac, the Winner, France’s Alexandre Veloute, Canadian Tom Basher and Brazil’s Gilberto Cabeca.  Several boys continue to dribble cum during the awards presentation, an indicator of how horny the entire round was. 

The BeefBoy continues to set records this year.  Mirroring their Collegiate level contemporaries, the Middleweights of the Junior division were record setters for their division and class.  Unlike the Collegiates, who came in as underdogs due to pre-contest reviews that suggested their condition and cocks weren’t up to par, the Junior division came with plenty of good buzz. 

The middleweight competitors especially showed their overt horniness according to many critics. The self-lusting was on display from the get-go with almost all the boys dripping with pre-cum from the start of the compulsory rounds, and showcasing a sexual intensity the made several in the audience wonder if this class wouldn’t also end up in prohibited on-stage sex acts, as it had in an earlier round with Italy’s Pietro Laganni and Austria’s Roland Schwartln.  Yet in a field where posing and physique are also factors, these hyper cum-spewing dongs are only one asset to the overall aesthetic.  But composure was maintained, and many speculated that as a group, this was the best round of competition they had seen. 

Amongst the star performers was Rhett Hardy of the United States, who’s combined total was an astounding 35 cum shots, though timing was sloppy with judges generously giving him 9 timed with poses. “I am disappointed with myself.  I got out there with the lights and the other guys and I just couldn’t control the testosterone coursing through my veins.  So many of the guys were leaking pre-cum all over the place, it was tough to focus without slipping.”  Peruvian Hernan Bunto and Serbia’s Maksim Belsac also broke the 30 cum shot marks, making another record to have 3 boys cum over 100 combined shots in a single round (without SPH).  Along with Hardy, they all received special awards for their prodigiousness.

Adding even more excitement was the second tie-breaker of SHOW, the first time there had to be two tie-breaker pose-offs in BeefBoy history.  As they had to earlier in the week with Teen Heavyweights Bamboo and Rico Bandeas, the judges were forced to call a pose-off between the two top contenders, 22 year-old Frenchman Alexandre Veloute, and 20 year-old Canadian Tom Basher.  Basher posted a perfect 6/6 timed cum game during the pose-off, though in the end Veloute’s outstanding physique and the sheer volume of his 7 perfect shots (of 9) got him the win. 

DO YOU THINK VELOUTE WILL DO WELL IN THE OVERALLS?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHEER AMOUNT OF CUMMING THE BOYS ARE DOING THIS YEAR?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 31

WALHELM IS READY TO TAKE THE FINALS STAGE

ENJOYING HIS FAME: Infamously thick dicked sensation, Swante Walhelm of Norway, gives a young fan an “autograph” cum shot to the face.

The wild and boisterous atmosphere of the BeefBoy is especially heightened this year.  Mired in operational challenges and overcrowded facilities, somehow the excitement of youth and energy generated by acres of naked alpha flesh has made up for those failures by the organizers.  Plenty of the boys have tapped into that dynamic energy, and one of the most surprising to attendees is Norway’s Swante Walhelm.

Noted for his almost misanthropic attitude during the pre-show, Walhelm has seemingly done a 180 degree turn from his standoffish and isolated pre-contest training mode.  His initial avoidance of appreciation of his record-settingly monstrous cock seems to have evaporated too.  The thick dong was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock-hard in front of him and swinging dramatically with every step as he entered the exhibition center this morning.

“I feel no stress.  I’m ready to get on stage and blow them all away,” Swante says.  Swante easily dominated the Super-Heavyweight division of the collegiate class, and is ready to start the finals, where he can meet up with the competitor he is most frequently compared to, Gerard Bouchelle of Canada.

His notedly more relaxed demeanor is such a change that fellow competitors didn’t recognize him this morning.  “Of course, I am enjoying it.  All these guys are falling at their feet because they recognize that I’m superior: the top dick at this event.  I am sure that the judges will also recognize it when I get on that finals stage,” he says as he allows two eager fans the opportunity to take turns attempting to orally stimulate his hugely thick fuck stick.  “Here we go!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK CHANGED WALHELM’S OUTLOOK?

WALHELM AND BOUCHELLE ARE BOTH COMPETING AS SUPER HEAVYWEIGHTS.  WHO DO YOU PREFER? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 30

EXTREME HORNINESS NOTED BY ALL COMPETITORS AT THIS YEAR’S SHOW

UNUSUAL GAINS: Junior Middleweight Rhett Hardy of the United States waits backstage.  His dick has swelled after his time during the pre-show and has been rock hard for almost a week.

The heated atmosphere of hundreds of pumped and sexually stimulated teenage and young men penned up for days has boiled over during the stage performances.  Several incidents of on-stage sexual contact have gone beyond the usual, even for a historically loose show like the BeefBoy.  These violations of the rules have been indicative of the exceeding horniness of this group of young men, and have been easily seen in the exceedingly aggressive performances happening on stage by the rule abiding boys too.

The volatile and thrilling libidos have been a welcome surprise for competitors and fans alike.  Speculation on the trigger of the extreme horniness can be traced to the extended exposure to high levels of testosterone and Alpha pheromones amongst the fellow competitors from the hothouse atmosphere of naked muscle flesh for the past weeks. Although many of these boys are “natural” or near natural (in that they are not dosing on heavy enhancements), the hormone levels put out by boys in their mid- and late teens is such that it has raised the overall pheromonal effect, causing many reactions as these young studs have spent so much time packed in together. 

“Man, I have been so horny this entire time,” says 20-year-old Junior middleweight Rhett Hardy. “And in just a week, my cock has added a whole inch in length and ¾” in diameter.  I do plenty of stim work at home, but I’ve never had gains like this in such a short time.  And the cum just keeps coming! Not having any Assistants, my buddies and I have been aggressively working our dicks with each other to prep for having control on stage but nothing seems to get them to calm down!  I got so crazed that I caused Diego to pass out because I face fucked him so hard.  But he got me good the next day in the gym when he held me down and forced a 12” dildo in my ass while he was also power fucking me. My hole was really worked over after that stretching, but I came four times when he was jack-hammering me so that was worth it.  Seeing those eruptions, now we’re all double fucking to see if we can get the edge off.”

It is clear Hardy and his friends aren’t the only ones leaving their horniness to chance, as the 24-hour gyms and backstage areas have been jam packed with cock stroking, oral and anal stim, and massive cum shots coating floors, walls and even ceilings.  The excessive man-sex prep is working though, and so far outside of their operational issues, the show has been a smashing success. 

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OTHER STORIES OF EXCESSIVE HORNINESS AMONGST THE COMPETITORS?

DO YOU THINK THAT RHETT HARDY AND HIS FRIEND’S TRAINING WILL REALLY HELP THEM CONTROL THEIR COCKS? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 29

TEAM ITALY'S HOPES DASHED AFTER LAGGANI DISQUALIFIED

FAIR OR NOT? We catch the moment Austrian Junior middleweight drops to his knees to suck off Italian Pietro Laggani during the middle of the free pose off. Laggani's response is at question as part of the official appeal of his disqualification.

Team Italy's star competitor at this year's BEEFBOY was controversially disqualified during the Junior middleweight free posing round. Similar to the early disturbance during the teen lightweight competition, unauthorized on- stage sexual contact between Laggani and Austrian competitor Roland Schwartln had them both disqualified.

However many fans and fellow competitors were left questioning why Laggani was being penalized at all. The incident happened in the middle of the free pose routine. Laggani had been dominating the other competitors, and was at the front of the stage cycling through compulsories. Schwartln had been running near the bottom of the pack. Maybe because he had nothing to loose, or maybe because he was overcome by lust, Schwartln came around Laggani, dropped to his knees, and began deep-throating the Italian's pumped cock.

"We understand that Laggani was not the initiator of this encounter," says organizer Paulo Busek,  "However official rules state that anyone engaging in behavior on stage during the official rounds will be disqualified. We understand that on stage, sometimes the raging atmosphere can lead to spontaneous acts.  So we allow a 30 second window for competitors to recover and move on.  However we did note that Pietro not only did NOT pull his cock out of Roland's mouth, we also noted a distinct stiffening of the penis, and him rolling his hips several times to plunge his dick deeper into Roland's throat. Because of that obvious engagement and the load of cum he shot down Roland's throat, we had to disqualify them both."

The Italian team director, Benedetto Montedello, who is also chairman of the IFNB in Italy, filed an official complaint. "This is outrageous! Pietro did nothing wrong. It was the Austrian boy who broke the rules. Pietro's response was absolutely the most natural and understandable to finding another bodybuilder's mouth around your cock. If he delayed removing the Austrian' s mouth it was only because he was overtaken by those natural urges. I have appealed to the IFNB governing disciplinary board, and I am sure he will be reinstated."

DO YOU THINK THAT LAGGANI SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED?

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE PROHIBITION OF ON-STAGE SEXUAL CONTACT?

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BANDEAS AND BAMBOO FACE OFF: IT’S A DRAW!

TWO BULLS LOCK HORNS: Teen front runners Rico Bandeas and Bamboo faced off in a second “sudden death” posing round after falling into a unbreakable tie during their first routines.

Statistically rare, the teen super-heavyweight competition boiled down to not just one, but two ties between front runners Rico Bandeas and Bamboo.  Judges score on a ranked system, placing the competitors in a ranking of numbers 1 through 10 on the 10 factors they judge for.  The total scores lead to the final placements.

Both boys posed magnificently, and though both are still teenagers it was noted that they carried themselves with the gravitas of truly seasoned heavy-weights.  They each stood apart from the rest of the contestants, and both seemed to focus solely on the other one – tracking their moves, matching their poses, and even seeming to go for a cum-for-cum shoot off; each shot 18 times, though Bandeas admittedly showed more control and near perfect flex-timing. Bandeas also exhibited superior definition, symmetry and form, as well as a smoother and more professional routine.  But Bamboo arrived with a stunning physique, bulging and almost bursting with size and mass, and a cock of stunning beauty and volatility – spraying absolutely massive loads over judges and competitors alike.  Worries that his extensive social activities leading into the competition might deplete his performance were roundly rebuffed by a stellar showing.  However Bamboo’s posing was sometimes stiff and sometimes sloppy, so the final judge’s placements left the boys in a tie for first!

It was decided after the judges could not come to a decision to break the tie, to request the boys execute a second free pose routine together.  The two posed and sweated, and cummed for almost 25 minutes as the judges continued to deliberate.  Bamboo continued to impressively drop 11 additional thick and full loads of man juice, however he only perfectly timed 5, whereas Bandeas landed an impressive 8/8 timed shots.  The two were both called down off the stage to pose directly in front of the judges table, where the judges felt both of their bodies and tasted both of their fat, cum-slicked fuck-sticks.  After additional deliberation and a huddle with show organizer and IFNB VP Paulo Busek, it was announced that each boy was a winner and it was another tie – both would advance as the super-heavyweight teen to the overall finals.

“Although very rare, it does happen’” says Busek. “Both of these young men performed magnificently, and we went over every score several times.  We went down to even comparing the taste of their seamen.  It was a complete draw.  Both of these men are meant to be Alphas, and we could not narrow the field to just one.”

DO YOU THINK IT WAS FAIR TO CALL IT A TIE, OR SHOULD THEY HAVE SELECTED ONE WINNER?

WHEN THEY GET TO THE OVERALL, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL FAIR BETTER? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 27

TEEN DIVISION STARTS OUT STRONG

HEAD OF THE HEAVIES: At just 16-year-old, Sigurdur Snaesson of Iceland dominated the teen heavyweights today.  There is speculation that his connection to “best bro” Rico Bandeas may have given him a slight leg up on the competition. 

Despite sloppy execution by the show organizers, attendees and competitors alike have been pleasantly surprised with the generally high level of pumped muscle and throbbing man-meat presented by the boys attending this year’s BeefBoy.  The long lead-in and extensive delays may have given some boys a leg up with plenty of time to focus on working out and fucking with other boys before finally taking the stage. 

Despite being the youngest group, the teen division has impressed with their massive bodies and thick cocks.  So far, the front runner for the teenagers has been from today’s heavyweights, although we have yet to see the super-heavyweights, including up-and-coming stars Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson was a shooting machine and presented top-notch performances during the compulsory and free posing sessions.  He did an impressive 21 cum shots total, with 11 during compulsory poses, and 10 excellently timed shots during free pose.  

Asked about his stellar performance today, Snaesson attributes his success to his own training and dedication – he has been working out since he was 12 years old.  But he also admits he feels he did gain this week from spending significant time working out with his new best-bud, Argentine Rico Bandeas, over the last week.  “We met the first day at the teen auction and I knew we were simpatico.  He and I are really the same in so many ways.  Plus he’s a great training partner – I came with a few friends to help me out, since I am the only guy here from Iceland so they didn’t supply anybody.  He shared his team and trainers with me this week, but we also bunked together and spent plenty of the past days working out.  We ate together, laughed together, pumped together, slept next to each other.  Even showered together. He’s a super-heavy, so there were times he would hold me down and I couldn’t stop him from pumping his huge dick into me.  But I think we’re both better for it, and I think I’ve made a friend for life.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE TEEN DIVISION SO FAR?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON WILL HOLD IS TOP PLACING IN THE TEENS AFTER WE SEE BAMBOO AND HIS BESTIE, BANDEAS TAKE THE STAGE?  

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 26

FURTHER DELAY FOR THE JUNIOR DIVISION DOES NOT BOTHER BOUCHELLE

EXPERIENCE IS KEY: A nonchalant Gerard "Giant Killer" Bouchelle is seen backstage after a further delay to the Junior division preliminaries.  

So far, this year's BeefBoy has been marred by issue after issue.  The already-delayed Junior preliminaries were delayed yet again after the first group of competitor’s free pose devolved into a 10-man daisy chain, strictly against IFNB stage rules.

The first round of required poses had been noted for the extreme horniness of the competitors, in which their cum shots were not just high in number, but also a very high volume of semen.  The real trouble started when Lightweight Czech competitor Petr Prdelka seemed overtaken by a burst of extreme lust as Dominican Ronaldo Dondo struck a lat-spread-cum-combo pose in front of him.  Prdelka slammed his uncut pole into Dondo’s ass on-stage mid-pose, and despite the initial surprise, Dondo immediately let off a huge eruption of cum.  In a euphoric state, Dondo grabbed the nearby John Blum of the USA and pulled him on to his cum-slicked cock.  After this, boy after boy jumped in until all 10 competitors on stage were interlocked in a groaning and moaning chain of young muscle flesh.  It took well over an hour to break apart the group of aggressive junior competitors after audience intervention stopped security from making it into the auditorium.

Ultimately, security was able to clear the auditorium and separate the boys, and the decision was made by the judging panel to disqualify the entire round of contestants.  The organizers stopped the show for the day to spend time with the remaining contestants reinforcing the rules.  Show organizer and IFNB VP Paulo Busek said afterward, "On-stage sexual interaction between competitors is distinctly not allowed by IFNB posing rules in official competition, no matter what. We understand that the delays have caused pent-up sexual aggression, but there is no excuse for this unprofessional behavior on the international stage. We would have some understanding for a round of teen preliminaries, but we expect more of our Junior level competitors."

“Really this wasn’t at all fair,” said Junior competitor Ahmet Yildam afterwards. “They left us waiting for hours after we were already pumped and ready to get on stage and blow our cocks all over.  We were crammed backstage for 4 hours after they had initially told us we were to go on stage, so by the time we reached the free pose, everyone was so ready to blow.  It probably is right to find fault with Petr for doing what he did, but I think it’s totally unfair for the IFNB to disqualify us all. The judges should know that we are going to be uncontrollable fuck monsters after all that, and it’s a bummer that they screwed the rest of the guys over like that.”

DO YOU SIDE WITH THE COMPETITORS OR THE OFFICIALS IN THIS SITUATION?

DID ANYONE HEAR OF OTHER INCIDENTS EITHER ON-STAGE OR BACKSTAGE? 

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BAMBOO TAKES DELAY IN STRIDE

MORE TIME TO TRAIN: Super heavyweight Bamboo took the delay in the start of the teen competition as an opportunity to spend some extra time back in the 24 hour gyms training. 

In contrast to the explosive reaction by some competitors, notably his fellow super-heavy teenager Rico Bandeas, Jamaican phenomenon Bamboo seems exceedingly relaxed.  He returned to the dorms and went back to what he had been doing in the days before; spending his time prepping with his fellow competitors. 

"Why would I worry about one day delay?" asked Bamboo, plunging his ebony pole into the ass of a Russian middleweight. "I just went back to training so I can make sure I'm stimmed and ready to dominate tomorrow. I already know I am going to be the best competitor up there. Everywhere I go, men are falling to their feet so they can fully take in mt greatness. Even pro bodybuilders. So why wouldn't the judges be the same?"

Striking a double bicep as he shoots a huge load into the moaning Russian, he sneers, "I'm a natural - I don't need my daddy to pay my way into being a success."

WILL BAMBOO'S PLAN HELP OR HURT HIS CHANCES?

WHO DO YOU THINK BAMBOO WAS REFERRING TO? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 24

BANDEAS IMPATIENT TO GET COMPETING

LEFT WAITING: Argentinian Super-Heavyweight teen Rico Bandeas calm shows off his competitive form shortly after very publicly rage-fucking his trainer after hearing of the disappointing delay in the start of the preliminaries.

The unanticipated delay in the start of the heavyweight and super-heavy Teens, as well as all Junior categories after the semi-disaster of the opening day with the Collegiate competition left many competitors and fans upset.  One of the most notable and vocal about their unhappiness was Teenage super-heavyweight Rico Bandeas.  After the announcement was made, an enraged Bandeas came roaring out from the backstage prep area into the exhibition center lobby and spent 45 minutes roughly fucking his stim coach and muscle trainer in front of hundreds of spectators and fellow competitors. 

Generally known for his control and deliberateness, Bandeas was so animalistic and the beating the coach's hole was taking was so ferocious, some worried about the stability of the table and the well being of the trainer.  Initially BeefBoy security attempted to step in, but were turned away by Rico's team of handlers, coaches and trainers.  The resulting show captured quite an audience though, with an estimated crowd of 100 or more by the time the Argentinian stallion had shot his last load of muscle cum into the grunting trainer's open hole. 

"He was fine - he's a professional NBA so I don't understand why anybody cared how hard I was fucking him." said Bandeas afterwards.  "But I was really ready to go and really pumped to get on stage this morning, so I was pretty enraged that they would insult us like that.  So I needed to work through some of that energy.  Anyway, I find this delay so annoying.  Look at me - I was prepared to get on stage and dominate every last one of those boys.  Now I am just waiting around."

DID BANDEAS OVERREACTED OR WAS JUSTIFIED IN HIS ANGER?

DO YOU THINK THE DELAY WILL CHANGE ANY PERFORMANCES OR STANDINGS? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 23

LAST MINUTE CHANGES SURPRISE COMPETITORS

TEENAGE DREAMS?: The first day of the preliminaries for the teen division included only the bantam and middleweight classes.  Middleweight competitors Gustavo Chaparro of Venezuela and the Gwialen twins from Australia (Aeron and Wren) led their class in the first round.

Due to the huge number of entrants for this year’s BeefBoy, show organizers announced a last-minute change just this morning to the official schedule.  After the collegiate preliminary rounds went late into the evening due to the sheer number of bodybuilders and the repeated breaks to clean the drenching amount of cum, it was announced that the Teen preliminaries starting today would be broken into 2 days.  The Junior division, scheduled to start tomorrow, would also push out and be split into at least 2 days.

“We learned our lesson last night, and it was not fair to keep the collegiate boys up and performing after midnight.  It wasn’t fair to them and it wasn’t fair to the judges, as everyone was tired and irritable by the end.” Says lead organizer Paulo Busek.  When asked about a report that he was accosted by an angry super-heavyweight who confronted Busek in an elevator and left Busek stripped nude and gagging on the college sophomore’s fat dong, he scoffed. “That is not an accurate representation of what happened.  I spent all day nude from being so heavily coated with muscle cum during the preliminary rounds, and anyone who says they saw me left “gagging” on any cock obviously does not know me.”

The new schedule had the lower weight classes performing today, disappointing those who came to see super-heavyweight teen stars-in-the making Bamboo and Rico Bandeas.  There were also mixed reactions from the competitors. “I have been completely focused on starting today at the top of my game, pumped with adrenaline and testosterone.  This is total bullshit to have to cool down for a day and try again tomorrow!” said feisty Argentinian Rico Bandeas, stalking through the exhibition center lobby.  Bamboo, however, was nowhere to be found but word was he was still at the dorm gym and seemed relaxed by all reports.  We will see tomorrow if both boys bring their A++ game to the preliminaries.

ARE THERE ANY EYEWITNESS STORIES TO THE “ATTACK” ON PAULO BUSEK?  DID HE “GAG” ON THE TEENAGER’S DICK? 

DO YOU THINK SPLITTENG UP THE COMPETITORS WILL HURT THE LARGER WEIGHT CLASSES WHO WERE PREPARED TO PERFORM TODAY?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 22

THE STAGE COMPETITION STARTS!

A WAVE OF CUM: The opening preliminary round of the Collegiate Middleweight division set a BeefBoy record for the sheer amount of seamen produced by the competitive young men. 

There are so many reasons that he BeefBoy is a different competition than other internationally sanctioned shows.  Because of the age of the bodybuilders, the pre-competition period is the longest in the IFNB, and lasts for many days before the actual competition gets underway.  The organizers want to give the young men plenty of time to adjust and be ready to present at a professional level of competition.  However sometimes the extended time together can make that plan go awry, in good and bad ways.

This year one of the noted side effects right on this first day is a noted excess of cum from the collegiate division. During pre-contest reviews, it was noted that the collegiate boys, on the whole, had overall good musculature but conditioning and the cockmeat on display wasn’t exciting.  Many blamed this on the last-minute rush to enter, meaning that many college boys hadn’t really been solidly focused on training.  However having so many boys crammed together with huge amounts of testosterone coursing through their veins can lead to exceedingly horny results.  This is often the case for the Teen division, where the boys are younger, less experienced, and may naturally have higher spikes in testosterone as they are still working through the end of puberty.  However, this year the collegiate competitors actually set records for their overall horniness.

To those critics and may other’s surprise, the collegiate boys not only performed but they broke records!  The first preliminary round of Middleweight boys had cocks that were dangerously on fire, and there was a noted excitement in the auditorium by the sheer amount of ejaculation coming from the stage, and the audience during the competitive view.  In total, despite some noted poor timing, every single middleweight competitors shot at least 9 cum shots each during compulsories – a record for competitors in the first round at any past BeefBoy. There was so much cum blasted that it required a break after each round of boys to clean the stage, as well as the juror’s table and the two front rows.  It got to be so much that after the second round, the professional judges, IFNB officials, and audience elected to stay completely nude to allow for easy clean up of the liberal and constant splashing of man juice over them.

Despite a somewhat dis-organized start, there are hopes that the level of horniness on display today is a harbinger that the competition will be a good one.  The initial coolness to the collegiate competitors brings the hope that the Teen and Juniors divisions, which start tomorrow and the day after respectively, will bring even great performances of bulging young muscle and extraordinary sexual excitement.

ARE YOU EXCITED THAT THE COMPETITION IS FINALLY UNDERWAY?

DO YOU THINK THE TEENAGE AND JUNIOR DIVISIONS WILL PREFORM AT THE SAME LEVEL OF HORNINESS? 

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LAST MINUTE ARRIVAL

READY TO ROLL?: Bamboo arrives at the check in desk for BeefBoy backstage.  Some noted that he seemed tired and distracted, though his body still looked amazing. 

True Alpha-male bodybuilders have sometimes been accused of being dramatic.  But the truth is that the mindset of these men who are the epitome of masculinity are rightly focused on themselves.  They understand that they are exemplary specimens of what a man should be physically, and that their own level of self-absorption and self-adulation should only be equaled, and exceeded, by the members of the public that they allow to interact with them.

At this year’s BeefBoy, there have been many comparisons of young buck Bamboo to reigning Mr. Alpha Pierre Douton, and it goes beyond just the thick black cock. Their shared extreme self-assurance bordering on risky impudence, combined with a demandingly cocky and aggressive attitude to force lesser men to submit to their demands  – have been noted.  The big difference between the two is that Douton’s insolence is replaced in Bamboo by a disarming charming.

“I am sure they would have waited for me.  I am worth that.” He says with a wink, not a bellow, like Douton would. Bamboo was testing the limits for the final competitive sign in – arriving backstage with just 2 minutes before sign in finished and stage competition started.  “I was training up until the last minute, and had to rush down,” he says, a dollop of cum splattering off his lengthy dick.  So far his experiences in the pre-contest have been noted for the extreme amount of time spent fraternizing with the other contestants, and the joyfulness that he has taken in dominating boy after boy that he’s met.  That seems to have been his overriding focus so far, to the exclusion of sleep, muscle training and posing prep.  Like Douton, some have been left wondering if all Bamboo’s time spent obsessing over himself has left him unprepared to compete at the level required of a champ.  Only time will tell.

DO YOU THINK BAMBOO HAS SPENT ENOUGH TIME PREPARING FOR THE CONTEST?

DO YOU SEE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN BAMBOO AND MR. ALPHA PIERRE DOUTON? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 20

FAMILY OFTEN ARE THE BEST HELP FOR A NAKED BODYBUILDER

IN THE FAMILY: After blowing a fresh load of muscle jizz, Norway’s Swante Walhelm poses backstage with his older brother Svein.  All three of his older brother’s have taken part in Swante’s training for the show. 

No matter how much chemical or training a man does, the baseline of a good naked bodybuilder comes down to genetics.  A true Alpha must not only put in the effort to grow, but also has to have the body to build upon, with the musculature for a phenomenal physique, an impressive and responsive cock, and the natural talent to perform at the highest levels.  This is one reason naked bodybuilding often seems to run in families – genetics count.  Related fathers, sons, cousins, uncles and brothers have all been an important part of the tradition of naked bodybuilding.  It helps that studies have shown genetically similar alpha cum is best absorbed by those with similar genetics.

In prior years there have been brothers and cousins competing against each other at the BeefBoy, but this year there is only one set.  The Gwialen twins from Australia are competing as teen middleweights, but at just 14 years old and at their first International competition, they are not seen at front runners.  However siblings are well represented backstage.  Besides the Kalophallis brothers (both bodybuilders, though Yannis is the competitor this year), Norwegian phenomenon Swante Walhelm arrived with not just one, but all three of his older brothers!

All the older brothers are well known in Scandinavia for their exploits as competitive strongmen, but to assist their youngest brother, they have all taken a backseat to Swante’s training.  “It is not my way to let anyone best me.  Even, or especially, my brothers,” says second youngest brother Håkon.  “But we all want to support our little bro as he makes a name for the Walhelm’s in another sport.” 

Oldest brother Knut has been functioning as Swante’s muscle trainer, and has kept up a crushing routine schedule that has been the talk of the 24 hours gyms.  Håkon, and second oldest Svein, have taken turns helping their younger brother with his cock training.  “Both Svein and I have done plenty of grueling work to become strong men, but this has really tested our endurance!  No one enjoys a physical challenge like my brothers and I, but the demands on a naked bodybuilders performance and that of their trainers is beyond!  But I can see that for Swante to excel, constant sexual stimulation is a MUST.  For sure all three of us did not think coming into this world we would end up as fascinated with naked bodybuilding as we have.  Who knows, you may see us up on stage soon.” 

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SWANTE WALHEM AND HIS BROTHERS?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER UPSIDES OF FAMILY MEMBERS COMPETING AND TRAINING TOGETHER?

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THE QUESTION OF UNSHAVED MUSCLE COMES UP AGAIN

HAIR OR NO?: Spanish heavyweight Juan-Miguel Gallo prepares backstage before the BeefBoy stage competition starts. Although he plans to compete hairless, the question of body hair has come up again this year.

One of the more divisive issues that has been around practically since the advent of bodybuilding is the presence of a man’s body hair. Of course, we know that in its natural state a man’s body is covered in hair, and especially an alpha beast with excessive testosterone running through their pumped bodies will be covered in a coating of body hair.  However International Federation of Naked Bodybuilding posing rules and long standing naked bodybuilding customs have dictated competitors to be completely hairless.  The only hair allowed is on the head or face.

The topic of these rules and traditions come up in a somewhat regular cycle, and the most recent serious challenge came in 2015, from a petition filed by the fans of Japanese pro Kin Kuse.  At the time, the petition was actually reviewed by the full IFNB Board Of Regulations, but ended up being dismissed anyway (as a note, Kuse himself did not participate in the petition and competed at that year’s Dragoncock fully shaved, per the rules).  In their dismissal, the board solidly affirmed that hairless competition is an important part of the tradition of naked bodybuilding, and further that it is required for the proper judging of the musculature of the male body without obscuration or shading from hair.  However there is chatter that issue may be raised again at this year’s BeefBoy.

20 year-old Collegiate heavyweight Juan-Miguel Gallo is a protégé of Kuse, via their mutual connections to Buck Perfection International, Ltd., a world-wide group which sponsors high-end nude posing performances, lectures and events.  The organization promotes naked bodybuilding through private experiences with top bodybuilders which are noted for being significantly more sexual and sensual than an IFNB competition.  Like Kuse, many of the performers at Buck events will appear with body hair, supposing that the hair is more masculine.

This is Gallo’s first IFNB sponsored competition, but he comes with a built-in fan base from his 3 years performing with Buck Perfection.  “I was on a vacation in Bangkok with my family and some family friends.  Me and a couple of my high school buddies were at that phase with our training that, even on a family vacation, we HAD TO go to a gym. We begged our parents to let us go to a local gym called Rong Yim Helk. We had no idea it was whwere Kim Kuse trained, or ven who Kim Kuse was.  Well, we pretty quickly noticed something was up when some dudes who showed up were lifting naked.  At fiorst we thought it was just some wird local custom, but it was the rock hard coks that confused us.  But what was so cool is how everyone was just so chill about it!  We were teenagers – we had never seen dudes being so cock positive!"

"I was fascinated, obviously, and that is where I approached Kin Kuse, who is super friendly to fans.  He blew our mind trying to explain what naked bodybuilding was – which we had obviously never heard of.  He gave us passes to see his flex show that night, and we snuck away from our hotel to go see it."

"Well, it was like I got the calling right then and there.  I had never seen anything like it, and it was like everything I had ever wanted to be as a man.  The flexing and strutting and hearing the audience go crazy was like a rush I wanted more than anything!  And while, at first, I was werided out by these dudes flexing and cumming, it looked SOOO awesome that I quickly started cheering myself!  I had never seen anything so masculine, and it shifted what I thought about lifting weights forever!"

"Catching up with Kin after the show and seeing him laughing and showing off how much his body was covered in his cum and the other bodybuilders was like the final dose of mascukinity that convinced me.  I'll just never forget standing there and he's all just casually chatting while these huge globs of cum are just like rolling of his nipples and pecs and down his abs.  And the fact that his cock was still locked and loaded for another show!  It was the type of man I wanted ot be – free, in control and totally hyper masculine!"

"I knew I was meant to join those men and be a part of that level of in-your-face masculinity on display by the most powerful men in the world.  I needed to get the same adulation from crowdsfor my cock aI was lucky to have met Kin the way I did, because this is the life I want and love!  So being a competitor is just the next step in my progression.  Kin taught me how to be a performer at Buck, and now he’s spent the last 6 months prepping me for this competition.  I know that I will need to shave before I head out there on stage – I’m not here to rock any boats.  But who knows what my fan’s will get up to!”

DO YOU THINK GALLO’S TIME AS A BUCK PERFECTION PERFORMER WILL HELP OR HURT HIS STAGE PERFORMANCE?  

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BODY HAIR ON NAKED BODYBUILDERS?