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SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT UMBERTO BARI

WINS THE OVERALL TITLE AT IFNB FREAK SHOW!

Superheavyweight Umberto Bari (right) receives his Golden Phallus trophy for winning the overall title at the 

2013 IFNB Freak Show! His monstrous cock, exhausted from an incredible final round, begins to soften yet was still plump 

during the late trophy presentation.  Megaweight Jan Kolberg (left), still had cum spurts to spare, 

and while he gave an epic show, there was just no beating Bari this final round.

The fans and critics called it early on, but most thought the long-ignored super heavyweight pro Umberto Bari could ever win a major contest like the Freak Show – especially not during a year that brought as intense competition as this!  But in the end, they were right: Umberto Bari is back on top as he was 4 years ago with his solid final-round win, taking home the Golden Phallus as the #1 Overall Champion Freak.

Bari started the preliminaries frustratingly reserved.  The beast turned pro as a light heavyweight, and his obsession with growing size left many judges feeling he was not balanced enough.  The Freak was his chance to prove he is a better naked muscle beast at 265 lbs than he ever was at 200 lbs.  Yet he did not shine until the final rounds of competition – most specifically the last round of finals!

Bari had swollen up so large that many wondered if he was actually at the weight of a megaweight.  (Competitors are only weighed the first day of competition, but if they know special methods to swell bigger during the many days of competition it is not against IFNB rules.)  The thick, dense beef on this monster was a perfect accompaniment to his cocky, self-assured attitude on stage.

But where Bari really brought the game was his monstrous cock.  He had clearly trained it hard in the final hours prior to taking stage, and the monstrous tool was an intimidating piece of male fuck-weaponry!  Longer than in previous rounds, and the thickness rivaled that of any adult fist.

Bari gave the cum-show of his naked bodybuilding career this night setting a new personal record.  His cum-cannon blazed off 18 hot, thick loads and every one was plentiful!  More amazing was Bari's flex-cum timing.  Always a showman and known for timing his cumblasts with cocky, arrogant flexing, Bari held to form and timed 16 (technical count) loads with poses, having only two stray loads the entire round!

It was what Bari needed to best Megaweight Jan Kolberg, who has been taking he Freak Show by storm with his dense monster muscle and frightening fuckpole.  Many thought Kolberg would win the overall, as the two competitors entered the final round numerically neck-and-neck.  Kolberg came like a true megaweight, showering the judges and audience with 19 gooey loads of muscle cum.  But unlike Bari, Kolberg only controlled 13 of those loads.  A 13/19 split is excellent among megaweights, who are known for their incredible cumloads but lack of control, yet Kolberg has been one of the more controlled megas we've seen in a while.

The top ten included, with their controlled-cum/total-cumloads for the final round:

1. Umberto Bari (16/18)
2. Jan Kolberg (13/19)
3. Matt Boyer (12/14)
4. JK Roher (8/15)
5. Stump Derrio (Randall Derrio) (6/15)
6. Buck "The Club" Paulette (5/21)
7. Pierre Douton (7/13)
8. Andy Baylor (6/9)
9. Snake Assombo (John Assombo) (6/14)
10. Chad Galvin (5/19)

Almost all the top ten at the Freak Show have qualified for the Mr. Alpha Contest, with the exception of Any Baylor.

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KOLBERG SECOND TO BARI IN FINAL ROUND 1

BUT THE MEGAWEIGHT IS STILL CONFIDENT

Jan Kolberg still showing off for cameras even after his grueling round in the finals.

"I am in this for the admiration of my naked body," Kolberg says. "And winning is just proof

that my muscle and dick are what people want to see most.

Megaweight Jan Kolberg pulled ahead in the Freak Show Prelims with an astounding show of musclecock control – uncharacteristic of his class.  While the biggest brutes in the naked muscle game always pump out aggressive loads of man spunk, usually these beasts just fire off at random.  Kolberg has shown more control from a megaweight than fans have seen in a while!

Critics were guessing super heavyweight Umberto Bari would dominate the Freaks, but Kolberg's ruthless cum flexing caused Bari's more reserved game some issues.  Going into the finals, fans began worrying if Bari would once again lose his fitting.  Kolberg stood poised to win.

However, BARI CAME IN FIRST IN THE FIRST ROUND OF HE FINALS!  Bari gave a freakish cm flexing game that was mind-blowing to watch.  The super heavyweight blasted 16 thick loads of man cum and 15 of them he synchronized perfectly with aggressive flexing!  A 16/15 round is amazing in any competition, but it was what Bari needed to regain ground.  Kolberg shot 15 loads and controlled only 9, and looked a little flatter than his previous rounds.  Matt Boyer's muscle also looked a little less full this first round, and he blasted a 14 load game with 12 controlled.  In the end, the beefy Bari was the clear winner.

"I look at Bari's naked body a lot back stage," Kolberg told us.  "I like his thickness and I have handled his cock a lot – Bert [Bari] always has a nice, hard dick and whenever I've grabbed it is responsive and precums.  He trains it hard; as hard as his muscle.  But as solid a muscle competitors as he is, I am just better than him.  And while I respect Bari a lot for the size gains he has made, I have no fear telling him to his face: 'My loads are going to be all over your pecs when this is over, and you will be my bitch.'"

Aggressive and exciting words from Kolberg!  

But there is one more round to go, and with Bari back in top form, it is hard to say if Kolberg will make good on his studly promise!

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JAN KOLBERG TAKES FIFTH ROUND!

JK ROHER FINALLY TURNS UP HEAT!

Megaweight Jan Kolberg in complete control of his muscle and cock in a fifth-round posedown with the amazing JK Roher.

The race into the finals of the IFNB Freak Show has heated up with Jan Kolberg once again destroying the competition in the fifth round of the competition.  Kolberg came in first place int he fifth round, With Umberto Bari a close second and Matt Boyer in third.

Kolberg delivered a freakishness fans come to the Freak Show to see, with thickness and intensity unrivaled in his class.  His cock was a virtual cum machine, with the monstrous beefstick blasting a megaweight-worthy 18 cumshots!  12 of those cumshaws were perfectly timed with poses, showing that Kolberg has an unusual amount of control for a megaweight.  The highest summer in how class nailed 22 cumshots, yet only 5 were controlled.  Megaweights are a class known for huge muscle and bountiful cum, yet rarely do fans get to see one of these monsters with the control Kolberg brought.

Umberto Bari finally pulled up his cum game delivering 14 cumshots, 13 of which were timed perfectly with his poses.  The extra loads were what Bari needed to level the playing field with an aggressive Matt Boyer.  Boyer unloaded 16 hot, sticky loads of man juice during the round, with 12 pose-timed.  Because the two Superheavies were neck-and-neck, it came down to a battle of muscle and showiness. Boyer is a showman, but Bari's electrifying flexing narrowly bumped the Boyer beast into third.

In fourth was the first impressive showing from JK Roher.  Roher had been electrifying fans at the FreaXpo Expo, but had not been delivering his usual quality in the competition.  But in the fifth round, Roher finally gave fans what they expect: 14 juicy cumloads with 9 timed to his posing.  Roher is now out of the running for the Overall at the Freak Show, but as he is already able to compete in the 2013 Mr. Alpha, he is not concerned with his placing at this IFNB contest.

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SURPRISE WIN FOR PRO MATT BOYER

IN THE FOURTH ROUND OF COMPETITION!

Former non-naked bodybuilder Matt Boyer (left) has been coming up strong in the pro naked game, 

and took home his first Freak Show win in the fourth round of competition!

Matt Boyer showed up at the Freak Show in his best condition ever.  Yet up against veteran pros like Umberto Bari and Jan Kolberg, he has yet to impress judges.

"I look at myself in the mirror while stroking my horse cock," Boyer told us after coming in third place in the third round of competition. "And I think how amazing and perfect I look.  I have no idea how to improve on such a studly package of male excellence.  So, I figured I better up my cum game and bring in a show that proves I can flex out a load better than any dude out there."

And prove that Boyer did!  He hit a personal best cum round with 15 hot, juicy cum loads, timing 12 of them perfect with poses!  That was only three random shooters of spunk – a true proof of male control over his muscle and fucktool!

Jan Kolberg came in second place in the fourth round, shooting 11 times (9 timed with poses) and Umberto Bari – originally the frontrunner of the Freak and whom many thought would run away with the title – only blasted 7 times, yet once again gave a perfect cum game with all 7 being timed with poses.

Boyer's unexpected win shifts the numbers dramatically, and the Freak Show is anyone's game, now!

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MEGAWEIGHT JAN KOLBERG 

WINS THIRD ROUND OF COMPETITION!

Megaweight Jan Kolberg backstage after his narrow win in the third round of the IFNB Freak Show.

With his back-to-back wins the first two rounds of the Freak Show competition, everyone figured Umberto Bari would make a clean sweep at the Freaks.  However, a surprise win by megaweight Jan Kolberg had the crowds excited that the Freak may indeed be a battle this year!

Kolberg showed up at a tight 289 lbs and his monstrous 17" fuckpole has some fresh thickness, with the head measuring 14" circumference.

But mass and cock were not the only edge Kolberg brought.  Like a true megaweight, Kolberg delivered the sperm like a pro, popping out 14 loads during his posing.  10 were solidly timed, with his most memorable being double biceps cumloads and a couple of breathtaking abs and cum shots. 

The loads have been uncharacteristically humble so far for a contest named the Freak Show, but the third round brought the spunk back in thick form.  Matt Boyer hit a one-round best with a gorgeous perfect 11 cumshaws all remarkably timed with poses.  This landed him third place for the round.  Umberto Bari, who won on meager loads, only delivered 8 loads, yet also came a perfect game.

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UMBERTO BARI WINS FIRST TWO ROUNDS

OF COMPETITION!

The naked muscle star that has too often been overlooked by judges is now having "his cum-back!"  

Pro Superheavyweight Umberto Bari, seen here after winning the second round of competition, 

cum still freshly dripping off his near perfectly oversized muscles and cock.

Superheavyweight Pro Umberto Bari has come up short in the past couple years. The giant-armed behemoth turned pro in 2009 as a light heavyweight with a fat cock and streamlined V-taper.

Yet Bari loves mass, mass, mass, and as the muscle-obsessed man grew larger, his scores dropped lower and lower.  Bari's last overall win was in early 2011 as a heavyweight.  Judges began claiming that he had lost his balanced physique, and his thick cock was growing too thick to match his waist.  Likewise, judges did not like the added inches to Bari's monstrous arms - nor onto his ever-growing fuckpole!

Yet Bari loves the sport of naked bodybuilding more than anything.  "The judges do not know true male perfection," he told us.  "I hear hundreds of men - thousands! - begging me to flex and desperate for me to shoot my perfect cum onto them.  I know I am perfect.  I do not need jealous judges telling me!"

However, now the judges are telling Bari he is perfect.  Bari has won the overall in the first two rounds of competition at the Freak Show.   Bari is a lean, shredded 246 lbs, and his fat man tool stands proud at a competitive 12".  Yet his cock girth is what has helped him balance his physique, with the fat assrammer matching his thick quad size better than ever.

Bari is also a showman, and he has cum perfect rounds both nights.  He has had a perfect timing ration in both competitions, his first night shooting five times in sync with poses and the second night eight times, all in sync.  His signature timed pose is his front lat spread and cumshot, which he dazzled the crowds with most the second contest.  He spunked out 11 high-flying squirts while holding wide his beefy lats, and the crowd went wild at the sight of a giant monster with such aggressive control of his cock.

Bari is now the Freak Show's frontrunner.  But "I don't care if I win," he told us.  "I am only here to show everyone how amazing I am, how amazing I think I am, and to spray my perfect fuckseed onto as many lesser men as possible so that I can give them a small thrill in their puny lives."

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FREAXPO MUSCLECOCK EXPO 

CONTINUES TO DRAW RECORD CROWDS

Naked bodybuilders show off at a supplement company's exhibitors booth, wowing crowds with their oversized mancocks.  

Exhibitor booths have drawn massive crowds of men to witness the ultimate in muscle and manhood development and products.

Many of the IFNB events have musclecock expositions.  These expos are usually just as popular as the main competitions themselves.  However, this year's Freak Show has been the first to feature an Expo which sold out the contest!  The FreaXpo has hit record numbers of attendance, and is poised to be the largest musclecock expo of this past year.  Looks like the IFNB Mr. Alpha cotest & Expo better step up it's game!

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IFNB FREAK SHOW CHAIRMAN'S PICK WINNERS 

Freak Show 2013 Chairman's Pick winners: lightheavyweight pro Julian Graff, heavyweight pro JK Roher, 

heavyweight pro Matt Boyer, heavyweight amateur Yann Perrod and Megaweight Wade "Destroyer" Troy. 

The Chairman's Committee of the International Federation of Naked Bodybuilding is the recognized authority on "determination of the ultimate male physique." And while their standards are strict, they are also always evolving.  Which is why many of the larger IFNB contests often have a "Chairman's Pick" prize, given to naked bodybuilders who the IFNB recognizes as men who can help shape these standards for judges in he future.

Co-chair of the IFNB Mel Arroyo presented the prizes at the contest saying "I am certain these men will play important roles in helping us keep our admiration of the perfect male shape."  The winners will meet in a private conference with Arroyo where they will "provide examples of their prowess as alpha men" to help discuss any necessary changes in judging procedures.

Some of the winners were (as announced by Arroyo):

Lightheavyweight pro Julian Graff: "The man is a master of anal stim prep, often generously allowing even his opponents to mount him aggressively, mutually benefitting boy competitors.  His insights as a pro who prefers anal stim yet presents with such masculine prowess will be helpful for he committee to explore."

Heavyweight pro JK Roher: "It is rare someone so young remains so traditional, carving a name for himself internationally.  His is a body and a giant man cock that we feel it is important for the chairmen of the IFNB experience first hand."

Heavyweight pro Matt Boyer: "His extensive years in non-naked bodybuilding make Mr. Boyer incredibly useful for us to understand the mindset of the muscle obsessed."

Heavyweight amateur Yann Perrod: "While not yet a pro, this teenager's unusually superior development gives chairmen a chance to evaluate our standards of judging on a younger boy."

Megaweight Wade Troy, "The Destroyer": "Like so many megaweights, the Destroyer [Wade Troy] will often attack 7, 8 even 10 assistants backstage to prep for his impressively monstrous presentations in contests.  As the trend towards megaweights grows, we need to keep an eye on these out-of-control muscle monsters, and feel that Mr. Troy's unyielding aggression will be useful to experience."

The Chairman's meeting with the athletes is scheduled for mid-contest.  

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RARE SHOT OF "SNAKE" ASSOMBO 

WHILE HALF-HARD!

It's a prize-winning cock you will rarely see in any other state but rock hard – but our IFNB Report photographers managed 

to snap this rare pic of pro "Snake" Assombo's monstrous python cock before it was worked up to it's hardened 24"+ state!

At this year's IFNB Pro Pan-Africa, one competitor blew everyone's mind: young John "Snake" Assombo showed on stage with a frighteningly long and hard man cock with unheard of dimensions!  Also possessing an incredible muscle body, he took the judges by storm.

Immediately, "Snake" Assombo generated a fan base as massive as his tool.  Yet he is rarely seen without a full hard-on, leaving many of his fans wondering "Just how big is Snake's snake when it's soft?"  Assombo is careful to not be photographed n any other way than frighteningly hard, so shots of his beast soft are next to impossible.

Well, we had the opportunity to get a pic of Snake's monster dick half hard back stage in prep for the Freak Show's competitions.  It is almost as frightening soft as it is hard!  And you can really see how his bull nuts are massive when his dong isn't stealing the show!

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FREAK SHOW COMPETITION OPENS WITH

UNIQUE FREAK-FAN AWARDS POSEDOWN

True freaks: winners of the special "Freak Fan Prizes" show off why they are considered naked muscle athletes who "keep the 
spirit of ultra-masculinity alive in the sport of naked bodybuilding."  From left to right: teenage Chris Garter (largest dick on
a teen), pro Mladen Dreslin (largest cock head in the IFNB), pro JK Roher (uniform thickness), Yann Perrod (fastest improvement).

Most IFNB Pro Contests open with some sort of competitor review.  At this year's Freak Show, co-head-promoter Eric Ward decided to use the traditional opening preview to promote his own agenda.  "The Freak Show has come to represent the best of the extreme pursuit of ultra-masculinity.  While the standards of judging remain consistent with IFNB sanctions, we want to aggressively encourage the type of extreme pursuit of true masculinity that the most muscle-obsessed are known for.  We want to encourage the true freaks of masculinity as well as the ultimate representation of masculinity upheld by the IFNB."

So Ward and fellow promoters created a unique opening night.  Instead of just having competitors come out and preview to the audience, there were recognition awards given to those men who "represent what it truly is to keep freakishly obsessed with ultra-masculine ideals."  Called the "Fan Freak Awards," Ward assembled a team of "interested professionals who began watching the IFNB ranks for over 8 months to single out the bodybuilders they felt are pushing the agenda of freakishness."

What is that agenda?  "Too much is never too much!" Ward tells us.

Some of the winners even included non-professional bodybuilders.  Young Chris Garter, who burst onto the scene at age 16, shredded and sporting a pole-hard 20"+ monster dick, was on hand to receive an award "recognizing his contribution to encouraging teens to seek higher ideals of masculine image." Garter turned 17 this past year.   Likewise, the 19 year old "Teen Phenom" Yann Perrod was given an award to recognize that "true rapid advance of a male body means lifestyle commitment."  PErrod has been working with private labs for many years in pursuit of being the youngest IFNB Pro ever and maybe one day Mr. Alpha.

Others were more expected.  You can't mention "naked muscle fan" without recognizing the amazing JK Roher, who was recognized this night.  Mladen Dreslin was awarded, praised for having the biggest cock head in the IFNB – and it looked even bigger this night!  Franco Sorbo was recognized for reaching 360 lbs at 5'10", Alvin Bisson was praised for his remarkable bull nuts and even "Snake" Assombo was given a prize for his freakish fuckpole.

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