BEEFBOY CLASSIC 45

BOUCHELLE CLAIMS HIS PRIZE FROM DOUTON

ABSORBING EVERYTHING: Reigning Mr. Alpha, Pierre Douton, and Gerard Bouchelle, pose together after spending several days training. As the winner of the BeefBoy, Bouchelle gets to spend an entire week living with Douton. 

Always known for his ability to relentlessly self-promote and proclaim his superiority, Pierre Douton has reveled in his year as the reigning Mr. Alpha.  His proclamation on the last day of BeefBoy registration that the winner would spend a week living and training with “the most perfect human being in the world” set the organizers on their head with an overwhelming number of additional entrants. Coincidentally or not, one of those last-minute entrants was eventual winner, young Canadian superstar Gerard Bouchelle.  Already an internationally ranked pro-level naked bodybuilder with the PowerDong title under his belt, Bouchelle’s rush to enter the BeefBoy (usually for young unknowns and amateurs) surprised many.

Douton has had a long reputation of using his muscle strength and incredible hubris to force-fuck almost any man he meets, and on several occasions has taken down unsuspecting competitors backstage with his terrifying, yet astonishing, cock-pounding prowess.  And for Bouchelle, despite his cool demeanor on stage, he is known to be very aggressive both on- and off-stage when dominating men larger than himself, hence his nickname “The Giant Killer”.

At last year’s Mr. Alpha, knowing their personal traits to be loners and standoffish while dominating perceived adversaries, it was assumed that the two would fall into an intense rivalry.  However, onlookers were genuinely shocked when the two seemed to fall into a unique “bromance”.  The larger and elder Douton’s penchant for force-fucking seemed to indicate that despite his posturing and “no anal” training stance, that Bouchelle might have fallen for the seductive charms of Douton’s black monster.  However, there was never any documented proof that Bouchelle’s virgin hole became a dumping ground for Douton’s enhanced cum loads.  Douton’s subsequent post-win coolness to Bouchelle was noted as well – as if now that he had his title, he no longer needed the young upstart’s attentions.

Well, the two were reunited this week and Bouchelle seemed excited with the experience so far, “We are both members of an international fraternity of men who want huge muscles, large cocks, to be feared, and to be complete Alphas among men.  And there are few who I would say are equal or better at those Alpha characteristics than me.  But Pierre is one of those men, and I am making sure to maximize every minute and absorbing as much as I can from him during this week to make me the best Alpha I can be.”

Despite Bouchelle’s own successes and Pro-level profile in the bodybuilding world, he has so far found his time with Douton to be an eye opener.  "I am young and obviously can learn more from someone with his years and years of experience.  His dedication is beyond compare.  Even at 19, I find it hard to keep going when we are constantly in the gym and pumping nonstop," Bouchelle revealed. 

When asked what were the best parts and worst parts of training with Douton, Bouchelle told us with a weak smile, "Even in the offseason his everyday level of lust and need for constant stimulus is phenomenal.  Let's just say I’ve had to worked hard to keep up.  But Pierre tells me only pussies give up, and I just have to look at him and remember that if I wanted to be the next Mr. A, I am going to keep taking the hard lessons he’s giving me."

DOES DOUTON’S WILLINGNESS TO SHARE HIS TRAINING SECRETS WITH BOUCHELLE SURPRISE YOU? 

WHAT KIND OF TRAINING DO YOU THINK THESE TWO ALPHAS HAVE BEEN DOING?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 44

SWANTE WALHELM HAS THE CONFIDENCE OF SEASONED PRO

PRO-LEVEL ATTITUDE: Most Impressive Endowment winner Swante Walhelm checks out of the BeefBoy dorms completely nude, confidently strolling out into the streets of Lisbon with his monstrous cock clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans.

As more and more time passes, people around the globe are coming to fully recognize that Naked Bodybuilding is not just a fad or a fetish, but actually the true sport of men everywhere.  As the truest demonstration of dominate masculinity, naked bodybuilders are finally being acknowledged by a society that used to penalize them for their well-deserved right to put their completely nude bodies on display.

There are now many metropolitan areas with naked bodybuilding communities where unnecessary and outdated “morality” laws against aggressive nudity are being abolished, and these men are being allowed to rightfully live nude-and-hard 24/7.  Some are even passing laws that allow these muscle monsters the right to fuck and cum in public wherever and whenever they please, acknowledging their correct place at the top of the sexual “food chain”, and their right and need to satisfy themselves whenever their overwhelming horniness demands it.

However not every place is fully enlightened to the proper respect that should be shown to a huge-cocked bodybuilder, so when moving around most bodybuilders will make some effort to cover their enormous bulk, despite how wrong it feels.  But there is a new generation of millennial bodybuilders, who feel even less encumbered.

“I grew up idolizing J.K. Roher.  I am at the BeefBoy because he won it, then went right on to win the Alpha.  He is my number one inspiration for all I do,” said Norwegian 4th place finisher Swante Walhelm as he checked out of the dorms completely nude, his muscles swollen from the testosterone thick environment of the BeefBoy and his throbbing cock rock hard in front of him, swinging dramatically with every step.  “One thing that J.K. always demanded was that he had the right to live nude at all times, wherever he went.  And I have decided to demand the same – let them try to stop me!  It is not fair to the world to cover up this award-winningly thick dong.  I plan to keep it perpetually hard.  I mean, I’m leaking pre-cum just thinking about all the people who are going to be inspired by being allowed to see my perfection.  I will require several cum milkings on our way back to Oslo just to keep my explosive horniness in check.  Thank goodness I’ll be traveling with my brothers, who are joining me in staying 100% nude from here on out.”

DO YOU SUPPORT THE RIGHTS OF NAKED BODYBUILDERS TO BE NUDE AT ALL TIMES?

WHAT ARE LAWS LIKE IN YOUR LOCALITIES? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BODYBUILDER COMPLETELY NAKED IN PUBLIC THERE? 

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BAMBOO ALIGNS WITH HUGO HACKELBERG

GETTING RIGHT INTO THE SWING: Bamboo settles immediately into the Spring Break reverie at Buster’s Beach Resort by connecting with “bro-down” leader, college Football player Steve R. Tadger.

There is usually a rush after shows, especially shows where younger or amateur naked bodybuilders perform well or garner significant attention, for those young men to parlay their momentary fame into contracts and endorsement deals.

Fresh off his 2nd place finish in the BeefBoy, and his first major international competition, Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore wasted no time in attaching himself to a one of the biggest names in naked bodybuilding.  Buster's Beach Resort, part of the Hackelberg Group’s Compound Male Resorts company, announced that Bamboo would be headlining the final week of their annual Spring Break Bacchanal.  Buster’s is famed for hosting the largest all-nude, muscle-only spring break in the world.

Buster’s Spring Breaks are well known for two events, their sober “Drunk on Muscle” event, which is geared towards in-training collegiate athletes and attracts the under-21 crowd, and their SPH (sperm-production hyperdrive) fueled “Bro-downs.”  Buster’s Bro-downs are famous for the liberal use of recreational SPH, which turns even hardcore heterosexual athletes into aggressive, single-minded, sex-crazed muscle monsters who are unstoppable from forcing sex on any man within their grasp.  The Buster’s resort includes dedicated “Bro-down Pits” on the pool deck and in the open shower rooms staffed by highly trained employees that let groups of up-to-18 young, SPH-frenzied, large-cocked muscle studs shoot loads in faces, up asses and into mouths without stopping, sometimes for hours on end.

“I don’t need alcohol or SPH to party – I’m horny enough already.  But I’m happy to come out and party with a bunch of likeminded muscle nuts like myself,” says Bamboo. “But my cock is ready to take on any challenge these straight studs put up to it!  I’m really happy Hugo invited me to come down to do this.”

Hugo Hackelberg himself published the following statement:
I have been incredibly impressed in my private meetings with Jevaun over the past few days with his incredible charisma and undeniable charm.  At just 17 years old, he already has the bearing of a much older pro Bodybuilder.  I’m sure that with his phenomenal physique, aggressive cock, and nearly unlimited quantities of cum, his star will just continue to rise and be an inspiration to all men, even those elder than himself.  I am beyond proud to now have “Bamboo” as part of the Hackelberg Group and the Buster’s Beach Resort communities. 

Hugo Hackelberg, the Swedish millionaire famed for his endless promotion of naked bodybuilding and liberal support of a cadre of naked bodybuilders, has been a controversial figure both in the NB circuit and in the greater world.  Accusations that he has influenced and shaped the current sport of Naked Bodybuilding to his own tastes by the use of his limitless personal assets and the number of NB servicing companies under his Hackelberg Group conglomerate (including businesses related to resorts and tourism, gyms, chemical enhancement laboratories, supplement companies and cum-based beverages) are not unfounded.

DO YOU THINK IT IS WISE FOR BAMBOO TO ALIGN HIMSELF WITH THE CONTROVERSIAL HACKELBERG?

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY OTHER STORIES FROM BUSTER’S SPRING BREAK THAT ARE WORTH SHARING?

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SWANTE WALHELM PARTICIPATES IN CAMP GRIT CHARITY EVENT

CUM FOR A CAUSE: Fresh off his 4th place finish and prestigious Most Impressive Endowment award, Norwegian new comer Swante Walhelm is parlaying his new fame towards a good cause.  Dietmar Walch, a BeefBoy competitor-turned-Camp-Grit-enrollee is attempting to earn money for every load he manages to swallow.

Not every young athlete who dreams of flexing his big muscles and hard cock in front of thousands of men will get their chance to make it to the big leagues.  Breaking into the world of naked bodybuilding is hard – and expensive!  Even among the young men who made the effort and were able to compete in this year’s BeefBoy, this could be the only time they will be able to appear on an IFNB stage.  So what can those young men do if they still have an passion to participate in the naked bodybuilding lifestyle, but not the financial means or are yet at the level to further compete?

Along with the overall rise over the past few years in the profile of naked bodybuilding, the one true sport of men, there have been more and more ways for young men to join up.  Probably the first of these organizations was Camp Grit, founded over 10 years ago.  The program’s intent has been to give young men an intensive experience that will make them ready to be used by naked bodybuilders for sexual chores, and thus gain network in the sport.  The great success of naked-bodybuilding-assistant-turned-Alpha pro Eduardo Bedone has emboldened a new generation of men to realize the stigma that letting their holes get roughly fucked by enflamed Alpha bros doesn’t mean you cannot ascend to pro status.

Camp Grit offers a 6-month intensive program that produces many, many NBAs and cock-stim assistants for the world of competitive muscle cock.  The young attendees are trained to be obedient and accommodating for any level of muscle aggression and any size of bodybuilder cock, making their holes more desirable to the top pros.  These opportunities for use often open the door to the sport, allowing young men access where they would otherwise be stuck.  Camp Grit had a booth in the lobby of the event center for the duration of the BeefBoy Classic, and reported over 300 sign-ups amongst competitors and fans present at the show.

As they have at other shows, a number of naked bodybuilders donated time, and lots of cum, to raise money for Camp Grit at one of their traditional Cum Milking demonstrations.  Camp graduates are paired with NBs while an auditorium of rowdy benefactors cheer on the action and bid-up a series of progressively more intensive oral and anal stunts.  The boys managed to raise $43,500 for the camp, helping ensure another generation of fuck holes for the top alpha men of the naked bodybuilding world.

“My older brother Håkon has signed up for the new class, so I’m am happy to support this wonderful organization,” says featured bodybuilder Swante Walhelm.  “If there can be a whole new generation of muscle holes who can satisfy this thick fuck pole,” he says, pointing to his cum-slicked dong, “then I fully and completely support what they are doing at Camp Grit.”

DO YOU SUPPORT ORGANIZATIONS THAT TRAIN MEN TO BECOME 24/7 MUSCLE HOLES?

CAN YOU DESCRIBE ANY OF THE ORAL AND ANAL STUNTS YOU SAW AT THIS YEAR’S CHARITY EVENT?

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 41

BOUCHELLE OPENS THE OFFICIAL VICTORY PARTY TO THE PUBLIC 

PUBLIC FEAST: Bouchelle and several of the other bodybuilders spent plenty of time circulating in the auditorium at the Victory Banquet, allowing the fans to get close and personal with them, and experience their bodies and cocks up-close and personal. 

With the rise of large scale corporate sponsorship amongst bodybuilding events in recent years, a new tradition has arisen at all IFNB events.  The main sponsors will host a Victory Banquet to celebrate the winner and all the top competitors the night after the event.  This gives an opportunity to delay the end of the reverie, and also lets the bodybuilders who have been focused heavily on the competition, relax and let off steam while also connecting with important potential benefactors.  The mandatory-nude party features speeches and presentation of informal awards, and is traditionally an invite-only VIP party, open only to competitors, their trainers and entourage, select NBAs, private sponsors, and sometimes a small crowd of lucky fans. 

This year’s BeefBoy Victory Banquet was different.  Overall winner and pro-superstar Gerard Bouchelle insisted that the event be opened to the public, and be held in the full auditorium instead of a private room.  CumBlast™ CEO Tommy Hoover and Show Organizer Paulo Busek quickly acquiesced when Bouchelle made clear that he was expecting – not requesting – for his decision to be implemented.  Having the party in the theater setting allowed the number of attendees to go from a few hundred to a few thousand, though the traditional attendees still got VIP treatment; the stage was set for them with low tables and cushioned seating, as if in a lounge, with a podium at the center back of the stage for the speakers. 

Among the superlatives awarded during the presentations were Most Impressive Endowment to thick-dicked Norwegian new comer, Swante Walhelm.  In his comments during the presentation, Busek told the crowd, “Despite still being a teenager, Swante has a cock that is the envy of all who see it. It’s 30-centimeter circumference sets a bar for overwhelming masculinity.  And I can tell you from experience, it is no easy task to deep throat that monster!”

The final award of the night was Most Valuable Naked Bodybuilder (MVNB), voted by fellow competitors for the one among their ranks that they can agree most represents “the aggression, hyper-confidence and masculinity of the sport."  An obviously excided Bouchelle said he was pleased to represent the rest of the competitors and to present the award himself to his runner-up, Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore.  "We are all alphas here, and are all superior to the rest of the men of this world.  We deserve honor and worship, but also need to show our brothers respect.  I am a pro, but I consider this man a peer.”

Bouchelle’s proclaimed camaraderie came after reports of a 2 hour long post-contest victory fuck session between the two teens.  “The Giant Killer’s” reputation as an aggressive and angry fucker in the Release Room (see his domination of Carlos Monza after the Anaconda) seems blunted by reports that Bamboo ended up leveraging his irresistible charm to flip-flop and ended the fuck session with his big black cock buried in the Canadian’s ass! 

That same level of sportsmanship permeated the entire evening, with many rivalries seeming to melt away as the party full of naked, hyper-masculine, muscle boys carried on into the night.  As the contest was completed this night was just a show of brotherhood and fun, with any sexual outbreaks being marked more as a celebratory and buddy-buddy attitude than any sort of need to dominate.

DO YOU THINK ALL VICTORY BANQUETS SHOULD BE OPENNED TO THE PUBLIC?

DID YOU HEAR OF ANY OTHER STORIES AT THE BANQUET, OR FROM THE RELEASE ROOM? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 40

TWO TOP WINNERS

TOP OF THE HEAP: Top Cum winner Yannis "Thunderbolt" Kalophallis and BeefBoy Overall champion Gerard "Giant Killer" Bouchelle pose together at a CumBlast press conference. 

Despite his fifth place finish, Yannis Kalophallis gets to walk away with another top spot, as the winner of the Top Cum award, sponsored by show backer CumBlast™.  This means Kalophalllis will gets a one year supply of CumBlast™ products, in addition to his prize money, and will spend the year traveling the globe promoting and advertising the CumBlast™ brand. 

Posing on stage right after the trophy presentation at a hastily organized press conference with BeefBoy winner Gerard Bouchelle (who’s $200,000 prize purse is supplied by CumBlast™), Kalophallis said he was happy with his placement and ready to represent the brand as a global ambassador. “CumBlast™ helped me become a naked bodybuilder, and I am happy that I will have a year to promote their amazing products.”

“CumBlast™ is great,” a seemingly distracted Gerard Bouchelle told the assembled press. “I, uh, use their stuff pretty regularly.  And I will say Yannis’ does have some really clean tasting cum.”  Bouchelle could then be loudly overheard asking CumBlast CEO Tommy Hoover when he could leave and head backstage.

Kalophallis was happy to keep sharing his story though, “My brother Dimitris won this award in 2015, and after a year taking CumBlast Cum-N-Flex supplements and drinking nothing but CumBlast real-cum protein drink, we both noticed a huge difference in our progress and cum game. Dimitris’ cum was already amazing, but after that year his shots were way larger, thicker and actually unbelievably delicious to taste.  I wouldn’t be where I am without Dimitris’ experiences with CumBlast™.”

DO YOU THINK THERE IS TOO MUCH CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP IN NAKED BODYBUILDING?

WHAT DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE IS LOOKING TO DO BACKSTAGE?

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THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED!

THE WINNER'S CIRCLE: Exhausted and cum-covered, runner-up Bamboo and winner Gerard Bouchelle pose together after the Overall Final trophy presentation.  The teenagers playfully grabbed each others cocks as they posed for photographers.

This marks the 12th year of the iconic BeefBoy Classic, the only international show devoted solely to teen and young adult muscle cock.  It has long been the launching point for many of the new crop of naked bodybuilders these days, most notably the youngest-ever Mr. Alpha, J.K. Roher.  The excitement of youthful energy and stiff competition is usually enough to make it an event worth tuning in to for many, despite the show’s notorious organizational issues.

This year was the largest ever, and the roster of top grade teenage beef was such that many young men rose up as stars.  There are too many variables in the sport of naked bodybuilding to consider ever pegging any one competitor a lock. Conditioning, performance and timing of a competitor's peak can all be about that exact time of that exact day. There are even freak surprise dark horses who bring their game up a notch. And let's not forget the odd competitor that - by luck or happenstance - brings the best showing of his career; a freaky-pumped physique and powerful cum-cannon that can't be denied.

In the end this year, after an unprecedented final posedown where the three front-running competitors squared off in a no-holds-barred pose-off, the finalists all stood close to each other on stage as IFNB Vice President of International Competition and the show’s executive chairman, Paulo Busek came out to announce the winner.  Busek stretched out his announcement and raised the tension level higher.  And though there are no sure things, at the end of the night the judge's scorecards went with experience and precision over sheer size – 5’6” Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle was the ruler of teen naked bodybuilding. Noted for his mass and sexual posing, novice teen super-heavyweight Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore was announced runner up.

With no megaweights at this level, the top spots were dominated by the Super-Heavies.  The final overall standings were:
1) Gerard Bouchelle – Junior, Super-Heavyweight
2) Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore – Teen, Super-Heavyweight
3) Rico Bandeas – Teen, Super-Heavyweight
4) Swante Walhelm – Junior, Heavyweight
5) Yannis Kalophallis – Collegiate, Heavyweight

An unusually emotional Bouchelle punched the air in exultation, shook hands and playfully grabbed the cum drooling cocks of Bamboo and 2nd runner-up, Argentine Rico Bandeas, before coming to the podium to accept the BeefBoy Golden Phallus trophy.   In his brief remarks, Bouchelle noted that he was glad the judges recognized his superiority and that his success was the product of hard work and dedication. "Since the age of 12, good day or bad day, I was always in the gym working my body and pumping my fat dick, and that's how I was able to find my way in this sport."

Despite an earlier incident of rage fucking, Rico Bandeas was calm backstage after his 3rd place standing.  “I’m only 17.  I will be back, and I will earn my first international title next year. I’m not upset about loosing to a pro level bodybuilder like Bouchelle.  My mentor, Carlos Monza, lost to Bouchelle at the PowerDong, so I don’t feel any shame in that.  But I wish the judges would have recognized my hard work over Bamboo’s laziness.  Oh well.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BEEFBOY FINALS?

WERE THE JUDGES CORRECT IN CHOOSING BAMBOO OVER BANDEAS AS RUNNER UP? 

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YANNIS KALOPHALLIS NAMED TOP CUM BY CUMBLAST™ 

BEST IN THE GAME? Yannis Kalophallis celebrates his naming as having the Top Cum at this year's BeefBoy.  His elder brother won the award in 2015. 

Just prior to the Overall Finals trophy presentation, another non-competitive award ceremony was held to present the Top Cum trophy.  Although non-competitive, and in fact paid for and chosen solely by BeefBoy corporate sponsor CumBlast™ , the award is highly sought after.  This year’s winner was an ecstatic Yannis Kalophallis of Greece.

The annual award for Top Cum is judged by a panel of CumBlast™ executives, who sit front row next to the judging panel.  As the official sponsors of this year’s show, they decide who among the teens in the overall finals exhibited superior cum abilities.  Their unofficial judging criteria include volume, frequency, opacity, color and taste of the semen of the competitors.  The winner is awarded a cash prize of $100,000, a promotional contract with CumBlast™ for a full year, and the bragging rights to claim the best tasting cum in town.

Kalophallis was very excited to have been chosen, “It is an honor to have been chosen.  I know about the superiority of my cum, but now the rest of the world can know how amazingly rich and satisfying a shot of my man juice can be.  My brother won this award as well, so I am happy to be able to carry on the family tradition.”

Caught backstage as he waited for the Golden Phallus presentation, Bamboo was less impressed, “Everyone knows that award is just corporate BS.  By all rights I should have had it – boys from every end of the globe can’t get enough of my amazing cum.  But Yannis is a “legacy”, and more acceptable to travel the globe promoting their overpriced cum drink.  Whatever.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE TOP CUM AWARD?

DOES THE NON-COMPETITIVE NATURE OF THE AWARD TAINT IT?

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THE FINAL POSEDOWN

SO MUCH MUSCLE: Three top stars during tonight’s free posing routine at this year’s BeefBoy.  Bamboo of Jamaica, Rico Bandeas of Argentina and Gerard Bouchelle of Canada were all called out especially by the judges for the final posedown.

The third and final set of Overall finals contained a surprise.  After viewing the contestants’ compulsory and free poses, the judges called forward Teen Super-Heavyweight co-winners Bamboo and Rico Bandeas for a pose-off.  But the judges shocked the audience when they requested that Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle join the boys on stage as well.

Bouchelle had posed in the first set, but was still backstage in the pump room, keeping his muscles flexed and ready for the trophy presentation, and his cock primed by slamming it into an assortment of assistants.  He happily climbed the stage, and the resulting pose off was the most energetic of the entire show. 

Radiating an intensely aggressive sexual energy, all three posed, and strutted and cummed for over 20 minutes.  Bamboo surprised many - the pressure of this final pose seemed to make him drop the casual attitude he had been exhibiting and he was as intense and focused as the other two boys as he strutted and came. Bandeas showed how his dedication to practice and perfection served him well, and he was near flawless, though maybe a bit wooden.  And despite his last minute call up, Bouchelle was his usual consummate pro. 

The pure Alpha energy and hardcore posing was so intense that there were unverified accounts of audience members spontaneously hands-free ejaculating in the aisles.  The same excitement seemed to effect the final lineup as well, with Bamboo at 15/19, Bandeas at 12/13 and Bouchelle at 16/18 cum shots a piece - none perfect, but all so close.

The judges have been sequestered as they make their final decisions, but have requested that each of the top teens visit them in turn.  No word on what these secret meetings were about, but we hope to know soon who the newest BeefBoy champion will be.

ANY GUESSES ABOUT WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE TOP PRIZE?

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE JUDGES MIGHT HAVE BEEN MEETING WITH THE COMPETITORS ABOUT?

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KALOPHALLIS AND WALHELM OFFER STIFF COMPETITION

COULD ONLY FOCUS ON THE OTHER: The second round of finals contestants included fellow Heavyweights, Swante Walhelm and Yannis Kalophallis.  The two fell into an intense on-stage rhythm with each other that ended in a 15-minute duo posing session.

The next grouping of overall competitors offered a surprise in energetic posing between Heavyweights Swante Walhem and Yannis Kalophallis.  Representing the Junior and Collegiate divisions respectively, the dominant heavies almost immediately fell into a rhythm with each other, matching each other pose-for-pose. 

The two were soon so heavily obsessed with each other, the judges cleared the stage and let the 19-year old stars go head to head. Despite their physical differences – Swante short and dense, with a thickly impressive cock, and Kalophallis tall and defined, with an impressively rigid fuck pole, the two seemed to feed off each other’s energy and easily mimicked each other position-for-position, even cumming in time with each other. 

The show was so intense that a hush fell over the audience, a rarity for any stage competition, let alone one as traditionally rowdy as the BeefBoy.  After 15 minutes of duo posing and 12 timed cum shots for each teen, the judges had them return to group.  Intense discussion between the judging panel left many questioning who came out on top.  Those who prefer mass gave Walhelm a leg up, while Kalophallis’ smooth presentation earned him point among that group.  Unfortunately, we will not know until the final scores are announced – stay tuned!

WHO DO YOU FAVOR – SWANTE WALHELM’S THICK MUSCLE AND COCK, OR YANNIS KALOPHALLIS’S BALANCED PHYSIQUE?

ANY PREDICTION ON THE FINALS? 

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THE FINALS START WITH A CONFIDENT BOUCHELLE

BAD BEHAVIOR: Collegiate Super-Heavy, Ghanaian Samuel Bulla was disqualified in the first seconds of the Overall Finals after illegally stroking the magnificent dick of Gerard Bouchelle. 

The BeefBoy overalls started out strong with an extremely confident and professional showing by Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle.  And an incident that might have thrown a less experienced pro off his game opened the show when Collegiate competitor Samuel Bulla reached out during the initial lineup and stroked Bouchelle’s well oiled cock for several seconds with his right hand. At first appearing to make it look like a part of his twisted bicep pose, Bulla was finally disqualified after it became clear he was not removing his hand from Bouchelle upright shaft.  Many interpreted the act as an attempt to coax an early and un-timed cum eruption from the front-runner, but reached backstage, a disappointed Bulla would only say he was “overcome by beauty.”

Bouchelle was completely unphased, and continued through the full routine without any hesitation.  He was the model of perfection, timing his strong sperm shots perfectly to each compulsory pose, and keeping his thick body flexed and rippling through each transition.  Only at the very end did Bouchelle show a bit of weakness, with a slightly mistimed spurt during the free pose, for a 17/18 total.

Just off stage after his near-perfect showing, Bouchelle was in his usual competitive mindset, “I did what I do best, dominate the lesser men around me.  And I don’t know what that Ghanaian was doing, but it didn’t bother me at all.  I am used to wannabes like that not being able to control themselves around my perfection. Besides, once I win I will happily show him what it can do during my Victory Fuck.”

DO YOU THINK SAMUEL BULLA INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY TOUCHED BOUCHELLE?

ANY PREDICTIONS IF BOUCHELLE WILL MAINTAIN HIS FAVORED STANDING IN THE FINALS?

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SNAESSON PREPARES FOR THE OVERALL FINALS BY LETTING OFF STEAM

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY? Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson gets oiled by an aspiring Naked Bodybuilding assistant at a party held by a local bodybuilding club, Sociedade de Galos Flexionados.

With the divisional competitions complete, the next stop for the winners in each class is the overall Finals where they will compete against each other for the title of best BeefBoy, and the coveted BeefBoy Golden Phallus trophy.  The trophy is molded from the perfect fuck tool of 2012 winner, and youngest Mister Alpha ever, J.K. Roher. 

Now that regular competition is over and the vast majority of the horny young men taking part no longer have commitment to the competition, as is tradition, the organizers finally opened the proverbial gates and let the boys roam the host city of Lisbon.  One of the most exciting opportunities for locals and events attendees during these post-competition periods is the events hosted by local naked bodybuilding clubs.  It is a wonderful space for local aspirants to interact with competition level bodybuilders, and also a great place for different cultures to interact and learn from each other. 

Having been cooped up for days on end, many of the boys are exceedingly horny and hormonal, and despite best efforts by the organizers and authorities, there are usually a few reports of incidents and confrontations between roving bands of aggressively erect nude musclemen and locals.  This year, the Sociedade de Galos Flexionados, the largest Portuguese naked bodybuilding amateur association, opened their doors for a 6-day open house.  Sociedade director Armando Corriea gladly welcomes any and all boys who want to visit the clubhouse. “We are leaving our gym and pump facilities open for the remainder of the time of the BeefBoy.  We will be hosting workout events, classes, social hours and all-night flex parties.  Our full set of naked-bodybuilding-assistants in-training are making themselves available since we know there will be many swollen cocks, and we are supplementing them for round-the-clock use by many of our regular local bodybuilders looking to interact with this set of international competitors.  We want them to understand how welcoming the Portuguese can be.”

One of those taking advantage of the open door at the Sociedade is Sigurdur Snaesson.  He will be representing his class as the overall winner of the Teen Heavyweights, but has been at the clubhouse for at least 24 hours.  “I was about ready to burst, so when they opened the doors I was literally the first one out and on the streets, my cock super-hard and ready for some action.  Rico and a bunch of the other guys haven’t been out because they’re focused on the Finals, but I couldn’t make it all the way here and not experience the local culture.  All the locals have been so cool and really happy to have us here.  I may never leave!”

HAVE YOU HEARD OF ANY INCIDENTS WITH THE TEENAGE COMPETITORS NOW THAT THEY ARE FREE TO EXPLORE LISBON?

DO YOU THINK SNAESSON SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON PREPARING FOR THE FINALS, OR OUT SOCIALIZING? 

BEEFBOY CLASSIC 33

BOUCHELLE DOMINATES THE JUNIOR SUPER-HEAVYWEIGHTS

SHOWING HOW IT IS DONE: Super-Heavyweight Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle easily dominated the stage during the final first round stage performance of the event.  Runner-up Gunter Schwanz is right, preparing to erupt a cum shot on his rival.

After the exciting match up between emerging superstar muscle-bulls Bamboo and Rico Bandeas, the second most anticipated performance of this year’s BeefBoy was seeing established elite pro bodybuilder Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle take the stage for the Junior Super-Heavyweights. 

Despite being a fully established and internationally recognized bodybuilder in his own right, Bouchelle’s appearance at this show surprised many because the BeefBoy is generally the one international IFNB show that exclusively features amateur competitors. Bouchelle’s last minute entry shocked many, but was especially noted coming directly after reigning Mr. Alpha, Pierre Douton’s commitment to tutor the winner of the BeefBoy.  Bouchelle and Douton appeared to form a bond at the Mr. Alpha competition, but have not been seen together since.

The expectation heading into the Super-heavyweight event was that Bouchelle would easily dominate the other young men with superior flexing and his refined sexual presentation.  Possibly due to his shorter stature, Bouchelle has always been known to contrast his cool stage presence and polished execution with his incredibly dense physical mass and threateningly aggressive cock display.  The Canadian “Giant Killer” could have easily “phoned in” a performance and still easily risen to the top spot, but instead Bouchelle delivered a full performance, similar to his PowerDong-winning routine.  On stage he was smooth and professional, yet obviously was executing as a true master of naked posing.  The audience and judges seemed mesmerized by him and he also seemed to feed off their energy, performing a perfect cum game of 18/18.

Runner-up Gunter Schwanz of Germany was philosophical about his placing, “If I had to come in second, at least it was to a naked bodybuilder who I respect and am so inspired by.  It was actually an honor to share a stage with him.  But wow, he really is the walking embodiment of Alpha swagger – none of us could keep up.  Afterwards, one judge let me see that I beat him for muscle definition, but in every other category he came in first.”

NOW THAT WE ARE IN THE FINALS, HOW DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE WILL DO AGAINST BAMBOO AND BANDEAS? 

ANY OTHER COMPETITORS THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING IN THE FINALS?