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24 HOUR FACILITIES NEW FOR THE BEEFBOY

TAKING ADVANTAGE: Jamaican teen competitor “Bamboo” has been taking full advantage of the 24 hour offerings at this year’s BeefBoy, including this personalized stim workout with an IFNB sponsored educator in the host hotel gym.

A single hormonal teenager left to his own devices can need plenty of distraction to stay out of trouble.  Now imagine amplifying this by several hundred boys. And then make these the most active, demanding, muscular and horny boys on the planet.  Now you can understand the infamous reputation the BeefBoy Classic show has had for its entire run.

“As this is the largest BeefBoy we have ever hosted, we want to make sure it runs cleanly and smoothly this year,” says IFNB Vice President of International Competition, and the show’s executive chairman, Paulo Busek. “We cannot avoid the past reputation for mischief and shenanigans during prior years, but this year we want to make sure we are channeling the youthful and vibrant energy here into a unforgettable display of professional Alpha Male sporting.”

Intrinsic to this plan seems to be a commitment by the IFNB to keep the boys busy and distracted.  For the first year ever, the contest facilities will have their facilities open 24 hours a day, meaning the three gymnasiums, pump rooms, pools, cafeterias, lounges and game room will be available to the young competitors at all hours of the day whenever they are looking to engage in activities physical or social.  There is also a full schedule of IFNB sponsored classes, training sessions, a small exposition and select live performances to occupy more of young men’s time.

Says Paulo Busek, “These young Alphas are the future of Naked Bodybuilding, and the IFNB has done its best to create the finest experience possible for these boys, and we expect this year will be the most impressive BeefBoy Classic yet.”

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ANY FUTURE OR PAST BEEFBOY STORIES THAT ARE WORTH REPORTING?

WHO DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE RECRUITED TO PERFORM FOR THESE HORNY YOUNG MEN? 

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THE CROWDS TAKE NOTE OF A QUIET COMPETITOR. 

A VERY TIGHT PACKAGE: Norwegian competitor Swante Walhelm poses backstage after the Teen Auction. His incredibly thick cock was noticed by many.

Just as often that there are boys that arrive with infamous reputations and competitive buzz, there are also unassuming boys who capture attention not because of their bravado and publicity, but because they are just great specimens and competitors.  This year’s quiet standout is 19-year-old Swante Walhelm from Norway.

Though he is a top champion in his home country and a competitor for over 4 years, Walhelm has flown under the international radar and this is shockingly his first international competition.  Despite only being 165cm tall (5’5”), Walhelm is an impressive 255 lbs of muscle.  His thick and dense muscle is well matched by the impressively thick log of dick he sports.  His cockhead was easily the largest at the Teen Auction, and stories of sponsors choking on its impressive 30cm circumference spread through the room quickly.

“I have been training for some time, and I am looking forward to battling with the other young men here,” Walhelm says. “I come from a family of competitors, mostly the Viking Strongmen tradition, so I look forward to bringing the same spirit to this contest.”

Due to his similar height and build, as well as reticence with reporters, Walhelm has been compared most favorably to surprise Canadian entrant, Gerard “Giant Killer” Bouchelle.  Both young men are people of few words, but they definitely let the muscle and cock speak for themselves.

HOW DO YOU THINK SWANTE WALHELM STACKS UP AGAINST GERARD BOUCHELLE?

ARE YOU IMPRESSED BY WALHELM’S PROPORTIONS AT AGE 19? 

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HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR ONE-NAME WONDER “BAMBOO”

EXCITED TO BE SHOWING OFF: Early favorite Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore blows a thick load of cum simply from doing sit ups. “When I flex, I cum. As should everyone else,” the teenager says.

Despite the young age and often unknown status of most of the competitors at the BeefBoy, there are usually a few that come each year with some buzz.  So far one of the most prominent stand-outs is Jamaica’s Jevaun “Bamboo” Glenmore. Despite registering with his given name, the incredibly well-built teen insists on only being referred to by his nickname, Bamboo.

The word on the 17-year-old is all the more outstanding because he seemed to come out of nowhere over the past year to dominate the amateur teen leagues with his outstanding physique, dominating fuck-stick and supremely cocky attitude. His charm and exotic looks haven’t hurt either.

“I have always been a very headstrong kid,” says Bamboo.  “After lower school I ended up at the Hill Top Juvenile Correctional Centre in the town of Bamboo after a few run ins with the local constables. From the age of 11 I was already very well-muscled and had a really large dick.  I was so horny as a kid that I would whip out my cock at any occasion to show how hard it would get and how much cum I could shoot.  But when I got to Bamboo, that is where I learned about discipline and I devoted time to growing my body and dominating all the weaker boys there – both with my physical strength and making them respect my huge manhood.  I loved showing off and making smaller guys watch me flexing naked and cumming. By the time I left, I did not wear any clothes at all as it wasn’t right to cover all of this.  Even the guards knew to respect my alpha-ness.  Everyone called me “Bamboo” because I so dominated that town.”

Despite his apparent arrogance, Bamboo’s natural charm and looks have left him popular with the other boys.  “Naked bodybuilding is an international sport.  I already have dominated all the other Caribbean boys at amateur competition, so I’m eager to meet all the other guys here.  I am going to be an international superstar so I need to make sure I know who I’ll be seeing at all the pro level competitions in the future!” he says with a wink.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BAMBOO’S CHANCES IN THE COMPETITION SO FAR?

DOES HIS POPULARITY AMONG HIS PEERS SURPRISE YOU?

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RICO BANDEAS IS READY TO COMPETE

TOO EXCITED TO CONTAIN: Argentinean teen bodybuilder Rico Bandeas cannot contain his excitement as he practices his posing routine in his dorm room. 

“I can be very impatient.  I always want what I want right when I want it,” so says teen competitor Rico Bandeas.  "And so does my dick."

Bandeas has been competing at the amateur level since the age of 14, but has had a focus on bodybuilding since he was much younger.  “I remember I was about 10 or 11 years-old when I first became aware of the sport. I was walking down the street with my family and heard a commotion up ahead.  Down the street came 3 huge naked men. There were so many new things to me that I had never seen and they fascinated me; their ripped bodies, their thick semi-soft dicks, but most of all I remember how shamelessly they strode down the street while the shocked crowd parted in front of them. My parents tried to shield my eyes, but those 3 alphas were vividly burned into my mind and I wanted to be like them.  I knew that I was meant to shock and astound the world with my body and attitude.”

Rico’s thick cock oozes pre-cum as he tells his story. “From that day forward I demanded that my parents let me start working out. I was always into sports; football, wrestling and volleyball, so I already had strength and stamina to get right into the amateur leagues.  My father paid for me to start working with the top coaches in South America, and I started winning competitions right off the bat. The first years I was very focused on growing my muscles, and I didn’t have to do much to my cock.  But the last year or so, I’ve been really focused on growing my dick with lots of stim work.  My father paid to have Carlos Monza work with me for 6 weeks this summer, and now I think it now really matches my body.  Thick and dangerous – that’s what I aspire to.

After seeing the other competitors at the Auction, Bandeas feels bold, “Unlike some of the other boys people are talking about, I have spent years practicing and refining my routine and making sure I have the best posing performance – I will be Mr. BeefBoy for sure!”

IS RICO BANDEAS’ COCKINESS WELL FOUNDED?

DO YOU THINK RICO WAS REFERRING TO JAMAICAN TEEN BAMBOO? 

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TEEN AUCTION AN OPPORTUNITY FOR COMPETITORS TO CONNECT

FAST FRIENDS: Argentina’s Rico Bandas shows a Most Muscular pose in anticipation of cumming on the face of a seated sponsor. He was working the Teen Auction with his new “hermano”, Iceland’s Sigurdur Snaesson.  Despite their bond, the boys just met that morning.

As the only pro-level IFNB show solely focused on teenage competitors, the BeefBoy Classic gets a well-deserved reputation for its wild atmosphere.  The opening “Teen Auction” allows the energetic young men the opportunity to strip-off and show-off with hundreds of their aspiring Alpha peers, and during these times teen hormones run high and the animated atmosphere at the BeefBoy is tinged with the boldness of youth.  

For many of these boys, they have been the dominant teenager in their area and being faced with an international set of competitors of equal talents and development can lead to either an immediate camaraderie or a sense of competition – or both.  Teen competitors can remain playful and childlike despite having the highly developed muscular bodies and raging dicks of alpha adult men.  They are more playful than an adult but more powerful than a child – these boys are open to almost anything, wide-eyed and daring.

At this year’s Teen Auction, the uninhibited and loyal atmosphere was personified by 17 year-old Argentine Rico Bandeas and 16 year-old Icelander Sigurdur Snaesson.  Though the boys had just met and grew up literally on opposite sides of the globe, their roars of pleasure and unselfconscious exuberance stood out amongst the group as they worked the room together, flexing, waving their hard cocks, cumming, and generally showing off for the assembled sponsors as a duo.   Bandeas and Snaesson’s bond conveyed the essence of what it is to be a teenage naked bodybuilder: boisterous, uninhibited and preoccupied with having fun.

“We met this morning in line for the dorms, but I knew right off we would be friends,” says Bandeas. “Despite different languages, we speak the same language; grande muscle and big dick.  I knew this was mi hermano who was cara rota tabmien. . . . also shameless.”

DO YOU THINK THAT BANDEAS AND SNAESSON’S IMMEDIATE FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST? 

DID YOU HEAR OF ANY OTHER EXUHERANT ACTIVITY AT THIS YEAR’S TEEN AUCTION?

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SURPRISE ENTRY; GERARD BOUCHELLE

THE GIANT FUCKER: Gerard Bouchelle poses for an official portrait at the weight-in of the BeefBoy Classic. His appearance at the Teen Auction was so brief, it was hardly noticed. 

This year's competition is already full of surprises.  The 2016 PowerDong champ and Mr. Alpha 4th place finisher, 19 year-old Gerard "Giant Fucker" Bouchelle, surprised organizers and attendees when he arrived at the BeefBoy Auction unannounced. He was immediately, symbolically, signed by his 27 year-old muscle trainer, Chad Benner, and left as quickly as he arrived.

"I decided only this week to enter the competition. This is the last year I can compete as a teen, and I decided that this was the show that launched JK Roher to Monsieur Alpha, so I would take the same path." Bouchelle said.

"I also heard about Douton's offer to the winner of the BeefBoy," he adds somewhat hesitantly. "Pierre and I had a connection at the Alpha competition, but I have not seen him since. If given the opportunity, I of course would jump to spend time with the Mr. Alpha. But I had made up my mind already to enter."

Bouchelle looked to have worked on further refining his physique, showing more lean and cut than at Mr. Alpha. "I am young and do not stop conditioning in the off-season. I live as a naked bodybuilder all year, so entering last minute will not be an issue."

DO YOU THINK BOUCHELLE'S LEANER PHYSIQUE WILL HURT OR HELP HIM AT THE BEEFBOY?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF OTHER WELL KNOWN TEENS THAT MIGHT COMPETE? 

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FIRST DAY OF THE BEEFBOY LETS TEENS SHOW OFF

READY TO SHOW: An aspiring teen competitor makes sure he is ready to showcase his body for participants at the first day of the BeefBoy Sponsorship Auction. His cock must be ready to cum repeatedly to showcase his muscles and dick for any of the wealthy sponsors and company representatives present before he can officially compete.   

One of the most arcane traditions in teen competitions is the IFNB BeefBoy Classic Teen Naked Bodybuilding Sponsorship Auction.  The official IFNB rule book still includes the clause that “In order to be qualified to compete in an IFNB event, all teen competitors must be sponsored by an individual for the duration of the event.” 

The rule likely harkens back to earlier times, when legally a “minor” was required to be chaperoned for any event, so the young participants were required to have an adult individual who would watch over them and make sure they were being responsible.  However now the teenagers who register for the BeefBoy and other IFNB Teen level events are more independent and most will arrive with existing sponsors, trainers, competitive buddies, or CMCS (Collegiate Muscle & Cock Sports League) team members.  Some even already have corporate sponsorship, and will arrive with company reps as their sponsors. 

So the Teen Naked Bodybuilding Sponsorship Auction, or “Teen Auction” for short, has instead become more of a ritual and press event, which allows the young men to show off before the official competition begins to the assembled sponsors and show attendees.  All qualified teens must be present and naked, ready to show off for the group.  Those with preselected sponsors will pair up with the adult man and sign off, but there are still plenty that arrive without an official sponsor, and do use the Auction to garner sponsorship “votes”, or work to directly find a man to support them.  

This sponsor-less group often works hard to out-do each other and garner the attention of the assembled mass, and the large public hall can become quite rowdy with teens flexing and using their cocks, mouths and asses to exhibit just how very eager they are to compete and what lengths they will go to win.  Boys who end the auction without a sponsor are not allowed to compete, however this is a rare occurrence as just a single official vote can secure their spot. 

WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT TEENS DOING AT AUCTIONS TO GAIN VOTES? 

DO YOU THINK THE “TEEN AUCTION” IS OUTDATED OR A GOOD TRADITION TO KEEP ALIVE?

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PIERRE DOUTON OFFERS AN IRRESISTIBLE REWARD

MR. A SHOWS THE PRIZE: Reigning Mr. Alpha, Pierre Douton, included this shot in his press release announcing a special prize for the winner of the BeefBoy Classic, showing him with his protégé, Amateur Team Douton leader Diego  Pene.

Being Mr. Alpha means you are the most perfect man in the world, and can do, say or act however you please.  Few of the past winners have taken this credo to heart as deeply as the current champion, Pierre Douton.  Douton waited years to dominate the sport, and has shown an obvious glee in celebrating his win.

The relentless self-promotion is not what has been startling to people, more the tactic Douton has taken to keep himself front and center.  Unbeknownst to the show organizers, Douton issued a challenge to the competitors at the upcoming BeefBoy Classic on the final day for teens to register for the annual event.

“I am the most perfect human being in the world; there is no question about that," said Douton in a press release.  “However, as Mr. Alpha, I take seriously the idea that I am an inspiration to all those lesser men than me.  They will never surpass me, but they should all try. So I am offering an inspirational reward to this year’s competitors at the BeefBoy Classic.  The winner of this year’s event will get to spend a week with me: training the way I train, dominating the way I dominate, and learning directly from me what it takes to be the most Alpha man in the world.  I am looking forward to seeing how much better these young men perform with this once-in-a-lifetime incentive open to them.”

The surprise announcement left the show organizers scrambling, as they were swamped by a tidal wave of applications on the final day, and meant they had to not only extend registration for a week, but also look for additional facilities and hotels to meet the increase in expected youths.

“We did have had to scramble a bit, but this is a good problem to have.” IFNB Vice President Paulo Busek says, “The BeefBoy Classic continues to be our fastest growing competition in terms of number of competitors, in all Federation contests.  This shows the incredible growth among the young men of the world to devote themselves to the naked bodybuilding lifestyle at a young age, and the societal changes that allow these teenagers to unashamedly show off their muscle gains and horny cocks.  We are happy to see the crop of new faces and fresh cumshots at this year’s event.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DOUTON’S OFFER TO THE WINNER OF THE BEEFBOY CLASSIC?

IS THE SURGE IN TEENS READY TO SHOW OFF THEIR MUSCLES AND COCKS IN INTERNATIONAL COMPETITION SURPRISE YOU?