FREAK SHOW 2013 10

DEMO OFFERS NAKED BODYBUILDERS 

NEW TOP GRADE COMPETITIVE CUM SHINE 

A marketing rep demonstrates proper competitive stage oil & cum shine by rubbing fresh loads of hot muscle-stud cum 

all over a naked bodybuilder.  The naked muscle stud in the demo is actually part of a special framing group of bodybuilders 

whose cocks – and especially balls – have been hyper-enhanced to allow them to toss plentiful hot loads frequently.

The FreaXpo is not just a showcase expo of the most freaky male dimensions.  Like any good IFNB Expo, it also caters to the specific needs and desires of naked bodybuilders.  And while we fans may marvel at these superior men of muscle, there is actually a lot of prep that goes into their abilities to appear as perfect examples of the male ideal.

One such detail is the shine they use on their muscles to make sure they glisten and dazzle judges and fans as they flex and pose for us.  The vast majority of naked bodybuilders utilize the fact that everyone around them tends to jerk-off in their presence by using the cum for a professional stage shine.  Most if not all naked bodybuilders coat themselves in a mixture of posing oil and fresh cum to get that perfect stage shine.

At a side stage at the FreaXpo a demo was presented by sales reps of popular stage color products such as CumShine, Jizz'n'Glisten and Load Sheen where they demonstrated how their oil products work with cum to produce glistening stage muscle.  The most popular product among bodybuilders is CumShine because of it's odorlessness; when mixed with cum the bodybuilder will wreak of the odor of fresh cum for at least an hour.  All the products preserve the live quality of sperm, but CumShine has proven to retain the live cum affects longer.

The men in the demo were something of a spectacle themselves.  At least 40 demo subjects had gigantically enhanced cocks and balls, specially engineered to produce huge loads frequently.  Many fans were there just to see the incredible display of monster cock on such jacked physiques – many of the dicks were thicker than an arm, and balls were often larger than human fists!

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FREAK SHOW 2013 9

WORKSHOP ON HANDSFREE MUSCLE CUMMING

BOTH EXCITING AND CHALLENGING FOR FANS!

Fans try to learn the techniques of "casual cum shooting" as instructed by the self-proclaimed "professional cum stud" 

monster-hung muscleman Davey Malden, co-founder of ProLoads Muscle Juice Bar.

Learning the masculine and manly art of hands-free cum shooting is essential for naked bodybuilding success.  A pose without a rock had cock looks terrible – but a round of poses where a bodybuilder can't prove he is a potent factory of manpower by shooting loads while flexing is inexcusable.  Yet naked bodybuilding fans underestimate the incredible ability of the pros to pop off award-winning cum loads on command.  It takes years of practice and incredible mental focus.

And fans got to learn first-hand just how challenging hands-free cumming at a seminar run by pro naked bodybuilder Davey Malden.  Davey is a master of "casual shooting," and allowed fans to pull out their own average-sized cocks to go head to head – and load to load – withe the monstrously-hung Malden.

Davey Malden turned pro in 2010, and hasn't competed much since.  Yet he has been VERY active in the IFNB, working with two other naked pros and several sponsors to soon open the first ProLoads Muscle Juice Bar.

"After we train, pros often need to supplement protein drinks with cum loads," Davey explained.  "Generally, pros turn the gym floor into a gooey mess desperately trying to pump as much cum into each other immediately after weight training.  I always wanted to just go to a gym juice bar and order up my pro cum loads fresh without the hassle.  So we decided to make our dream a reality."

Malden is a master of the "casual cum shot."  He can stand before you as you stare at him, smirk in your face, and through sheer will cause his baseball-bat of a monster cock to grow rock hard and hen – without flinching – spray a load at you as proof of his alpha masculine control.  "My cum has always been top quality," he told us.  "Guys always want to supplement with my loads in them, so I've had a lot of training in on-demand delivery.  I've spent the past few years enhancing my cock and bull nuts to deliver the most potent, most frequent and most delicious loads of pure man cum you can find anywhere.  We are training our muscled staff at ProLoads to be the same."

A hugs muscle monster will be able to walk in to ProLoads, order from the bar and have a muscle stud – which Malden calls "Bar Bulls" – pop his fresh, potent load of cum into the drink of their choice – or straight up!  That kind of readiness takes tons of enhancement and training.

Malden's company title?  He's not the president, he's the "Professional Cum Stud Alpha."  This man knows how to deliver a cocky, arrogant load of delicious and potent man cum!  He will be holding 6 handsfree cum workshops for fans at the FreaXpo.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DAVEY MALDEN'S HANDSFREE CUM ABILITY?

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FREAK SHOW 2013 8

FREAKS OF ALL SIZES ATTEND THE FREAXPO!

4'7" John Fesden may be one of the smallest naked bodybuilders around, 

but that just means it's easier to grow a monster cock that hangs to his knees!

The FreaXpo at the IFNB Freak Show brings the widest variety of huge muscle and monster man cock of any major IFNB event.  We even met a young bodybuilder who has been getting a lot of attention in the amateur contests.  Not because of his massive dick or thick muscle development – both of which he has – but rather because of his height!  John Fesden is 4'7", but does not allow his little stature to stop him from his dream.  Rock on, little big guy!

WHAT SORTS OF UNCOMMON DEVELOPMENT DO YOU WISH YOU SAW AT THE FREAXPO?
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FREAK SHOW 2013 7

PRO UMBERTO BARI POSES FOR FANS

IN THE NAKED GYM AT THE FREAXPO

Superheavyweight pro Umberto Bari pumps up in the FreaxPo naked gym.  We asked about the mouthfull of cum 

he was savoring as he flexed, but the secretive show-off explained that he does not give away his training secrets. 

 Suffice to say it is clearly an enhanced cum load.  No wonder his famously giant cock is rock hard!

Pro Superheavyweight Umberto Bari has not been seen on a pro naked bodybuilding stage in over a year.  Much ciriticized for over-enhancing his cock, the beef monster has come tot he Freak Show bigger than ever, to balance out what judges claim is imbalanced proportions.  

"I do not caqre if I win the event," Bari told us.  "I just want the world to look upon my perfect cock and muscle in awe, and know that a true freak came to the Freak Show – even if the judges can not see how amazing I am!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BARI'S CHANCES OF WINNING THE FREAK SHOW?

DO YOU THINK HE IS DISPROPORTIONED AS HE HAS BEEN DOWN-SCORED IN THE PAST?

FREAK SHOW 2013 6

LABS' CORPORATE REPS EXHIBIT LIVE TESTS

ON COCK & MUSCLE ENHANCEMENT RESEARCH

Representatives from Evo-Virility Labs, Inc., show reporters their research in extreme cock development 

by taking a powerful series of hot muscle loads to the face from a test subject's newly massive cock.

Patrick Poirier is not a name IFNB fans would know.  He has never competed in naked bodybuilding, but is an avid fan of the sport.  But he recently had a room full of musclecock fans eager to look at his fat, fist-sized cock.

Patrick volunteered for a demonstration put on by Evo-Virility Labs, Inc. at the FreaXpo.  Evo-Virility Labs is a privately funded lab that has worked with several top=placing muscle freaks in the IFNB, including Teen Phenom Yann Perrod.  This coming year, E-V Labs hopes to market it's first line of public workout supplements, and so used the opportunity of the FreaXpo to demonstrate their male-enhancement expertise to a live audience.

Seeking volunteers from the crowds at the FreaXpo, E-V Lab Reps administered some of their fastest-acting compounds to produce incredible, yet temporary results.  While they had several muscle-swelling samples, they had the crowds most excited for their cock-enhancements, of which Patrick Poirier was fortunate enough to be chosen.

"I came to the FreaXpo with my 7" dick already hard," Patrick said.  "I always attend IFNB shows naked, and love when I get a little bit of attention from naked muscle fans.  But to be chosen for a cock and muscle enhancement promo was nothing I imagined!"

Poirier's cock swole to 11.5" at it's longest, but fattened to the extent that his cock head was as big as his fist!  "Now I know what the pros feel like," he said, excited.  The effects will wear off over 8 to 10 days, but in the meantime Patrick "gets to walk around the expo with a fat monstercock and get all kinds of awesome attention!"

His cock also produces far more cum, and Patrick has needed to blow loads upwards of 8 times per day since the treatment.

"The products we gave Patrick are for promotion only," the E-V Labs rep told us.  "Our supplements will obviously have far milder effects.  We mainly wanted to show how we are ready to grow the average naked bodybuilder."

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF EVO-VIRILITY LABS WORK WITH VOLUNTEERS?
WHAT WOULD YOU HOPE TO GAON FROM THEIR NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS?

FREAK SHOW 2013 5

FREAXPO SEMINAR SESSION ABOUT PRO-LEVEL

CUMLOAD-SHOOTING FASCINATING TO FANS

IFNB Pro Superheavyweight Randall "Stump" Derrio runs a workshop cum skills.  

One lucky fan is covered due to the pro's impressive spunk-shoting ability.

The FreaXpo is not just a festival of muscle; this year the promoters have included many closed-room seminars and workshops so fans can learn more about freak cock and muscle up close.

IFNB Superheavyweight pro Randall "Stum" Derrio led a workshop on cum skills.  Derrio has spent the past two years fattening his monster cock and is a strong advocate of SPH (sperm-production hyperdrive) cycling.  Because judges find his thick log of a fuck pole "out of balance" and because his fondness for SPH cycles often renders him without control in contests, Derrio has not been in the top winner's circle in a few years.  However he is still committed to freakish size and proportions.

"Currently the sport is not focused correctly, in my opinion," Derrio told the attendees.  "It's the greatest sport in the world, but it claims to uphold masculinity.  A lot of us think that the cock is the most masculine part of a dude's physique.  That's why I am committed to a cock that is beyond belief.  And if you want to really be a solid naked bodybuilder, you got to do the same."

Derrio demonstrated to guests his amazing aim and showed how much hot spunk a "properly enhanced cock" (as he referred to it) can produce.  Derrio was clearly under the influence of SPH as he frequently rambled on and often started cumming prior to warning the guests.

"I didn't know much about Stump," one attendee said.  "I have always followed the big names.  But seeing this dude's monster cock in action made me begin to think he might be right.  a cock that amazing on a body that big needs way more attention!"

Derrio is scheduled for 10 more group workshops during the FreaXpo.  He is not competing, but will have his monster cock out for fans during the event.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DERRIO'S PHILOSOPHY ON FAT COCK BEING BEST?  HOW ABOUT HIS SESSIONS?

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FREAK SHOW 2013 4

PRO BOYER GIVES "CUM AUTOGRAPHS"

TO THRILLED TEEN AMBASSADORS 

16 year old Alex Sublewski shows off his fresh, hot "cumload autograph" from his hero IFNB pro Matt Boyer.

Alex is one of the Teen Ambassadors at the Freak Show, an honor he won at the Beef Boy Classic.

The Freak Show may be where the freakiest muscle and cock comes out to show off, but the contest that has given it's start to hopeful young musclecock s the annual Beef Boy Classic.  And while winning the Beef Boy draws the media attention to a young man's muscle and cock, there is another, quieter contest that happened at the Beef Boy this year that was of particular interest to several young muscle studs: to become a Teen Ambassador at this year's FreaXpo!

Teen Ambassadors assist the pros backstage and act as guides for the needs of the pro-level heavy hung muscle brutes of the event.  In exchange the boys get up front experience and learn directly from pros about the muscle enhancing and cock growth game.  And because the Teen Ambassadors are kept naked the entire time, they are obliged to be amazing looking young men.

"We actually look more at the size of the meat the boy is swinging when choosing the Teen Ambassadors," said Mark Frey, one of the organizers at the FreaXpo.  "We want to pick boys blindly enthusiastic for the sport, so usually the ones who have begun dabbling in cock growth have the best shot at becoming Ambassadors."

Alex Sublewski has never even competed before, but his buddies all told him to enter submission because of his love of cock growth.  "Of all the other dudes I work out with, I have gotten the most amazing cock gains this past year.  But I honestly didn't think I would b lucky enough to get to be back stage with pro naked bodybuilders!  This is fucking incredible!"

But it isn't all games for the Teen Ambassadors.  Often they will be requested as backstage assistants to the heavy-hung pro muscle beasts who are blind with testosterone and sexual aggression.  "I am really scared if they bring me into the prep room," Alex said.  "But mostly excited.  It's a chance of my lifetime, so whatever happens back there I'm not gonna back out!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE TEEN AMBASSADOR PROGRAM AT THE FREAK SHOW?
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FREAK SHOW 2013 3

TOP PRO NAKED BODYBUILDER NAMES

ARRIVE AT THE IFNB FREAK SHOW & FREAXPO

Old meets new: IFNB Pro naked bodybuilder Umberto Bari, pro for 5 years, introduces his 

massive muscle beef and monstrous meat, to new IFNB Pros Matt Boyer and JK Roher.  

These were not the only big names in naked bodybuilding to be seen milling around the FreaXpo!

The first day of the FreaXpo was a veritable who's-who of the naked bodybuilding world.  While many pro-level beef boys of the musclecock game arrived to compete in the Freak Show, many others came as part of an expo promotion, or even just to enjoy the event itself.

Pro Umberto Bari will be competing in the Freak Show, but hasn't been on a pro stage in over a year.  The amazing superheavyweight muscle stud has been criticized for growing his thick log of a cock too big, and came in fourth and seventh in his last two contests.  "But I do this because I am a man first," Bari told us. "I am a stud at heart, so I'll never stop growing my dick so big that it scares lesser men around me.  I don't care what the judges say; I turned pro because they know I am amazing, but as a pro I want to show the world what a real man's cock looks like!"  Seems the Freak Show is the perfect venue for this monster-cocked muscle hero.

Masters-level Pro Matt Boyer also arrived, much to the excitement of fans.  Boyer has made quite a name for himself on the naked muscle fan circuit this past year, and as an older guy late to the naked bodybuilding game, he is making up for lost time.  With over a decade of competing in non-naked bodybuilding, he represents the ultimate dream of bodybuilding fans: that the studs of the gam will all lose their trunks and show cock as the sport was intended!  Boyer is looking amazing as always, and looks like he has made good on his promise he made during the IFNB Masters earlier this year to swell up his cock to match his monster arms.

It was no surprise to see young pro JK Roher arrive with Matt Boyer.  Roher has become one of the top young stars in the naked musclecock arena; he is both the man to watch and the man to beat!  Not to mention, the man to beat off; Roher is scheduled for several flex-and-come presentations a the FreaXpo to show what his incredible fuck-log can really do.  Apparently he and Boyer have become fast friends and have been seen working out together.  "The kid can cum and the kid can lift," Boyer said.  "That's all I need in a training buddy!"  Boyer and Roher are sharing a suite at the host hotel, which s allowing full nudity during the FreaXpo.  How do you fit so much beef into one hotel room?  "If you got arms like mine and a schlong that hangs to your knees," Boyer laughed, "We can always make some room for ya!"

ARE THERE OTHER COMPETITORS FROM IFNB CONTESTS THAT YOU HOPE SHOW UP AT THE FREAXPO AND FREAK SHOW?
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FREAK SHOW 2013 2

IFNB FREAXPO '13 OPENS TO SHOWERS OF HOT

MUSCLE CUM AND TONS OF THICK MAN BEEF!

Our cum-covered IFNB Report reporters can barely keep up with the muscle and cock action!

The FreaXpo has opened and already lived up to it's hype!  This year the popular Freak Show contest truly will take a back seat to one of the most incredible-looking muscle and cock festival ever!

Early reports indicate that the Expo has a lot more extreme muscle, cock and cum than what is found at a "typical" IFNB event.  "While the pro naked bodybuilders represent the highest level of male perfection, we know that the world of intense masculine imagery has a lot more facets than just the ideal image," said co-promoter Erick Ward.  "While the competitions will strive for muscle and cock perfection, we wanted an event that focused on hyper-masculine extremes."

What does "hyper-masculine extremes" mean? "It means gigantic monster dicks and muscle so swollen that dudes can barely fit in clothes," Ward chuckled.  "It also means a place where the muscle and cock obsessed can experience the most intense and extreme cock, cum and muscle presentations around."

Sounds like a naked bodybuilding fan's dream!  "We're going for more of a festival feel, rather than an industry expo or contest vibe," Ward told us.  "On second though, not so much a festival as an all out cock and muscle circus!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS DEPARTURE FROM TRADITIONAL IFNB FOCUSES?

POST YOUR THOUGHTS ON EXTREME COCK AND MUSCLE BELOW!!

FREAK SHOW 2013 1

BIGGEST NAKED MUSCLE AND COCK FREAKS

CONVERGE FOR ANNUAL IFNB FREAK SHOW!

The poster for the 2013 IFNB Freak Show and FreaXpo.

Five years ago a new IFNB sanctioned contest was held, claiming to becme one of the biggest IFNB contests of the year.  Half a year later, the IFNB Freak Show is exactly that: the BIGGEST.  But not just large in numbers - large in meaty cocks and massive muscle!

The Freak Show follows all IFNB judging rules, but has special prizes for the "hyper-enhanced."  This gimmick has attracted the pros who have so pushed their mass and cock size as to no longer win regular contests, but still allows them to show off their amazing wok to adoring fans.  The Freak Show fills a niche that is much appreciated in musclecock sports.

But what made the Freak Show work was the amazing Expo they held.  Called "FreaXpo," the Freak Show Expo is one of the largest and most exciting expos held in the IFNB year.  

Well, this year the promoters are actually focusing more n the expo than the contest.  "We realize that fans of freakish cock and muscle are loyal and want an event that they can celebrate the biggest in male forms," said co-promoter Erick Ward.  "The contest will be as professionally run as any IFNB pro event, but this year the event centers more on massive cock and incredible beef than on trophies and prizes."

What does this mean?  It means the contest will take a back seat to the incredible FreaXpo events.  Should be an amazing time!  We're excited to bring you reports as the contest gets underway!!

ARE YOU EXCITED BY THE NEW FOCUS ON FREAKISH COCK AND MUSCLE AT THE FREAK SHOW THIS YEAR?

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 21

TEEN PHENOM YANN PERROD

WINS OVERALL AT AMATEUR RUMBLE!

The unstoppable muscle teen with the freak cock, Yann Perrod (center) with his Golden Phallus, 

flanked by second place surprise Peter Kupfer (right) and third place overall Diego Pene (left).

Fans saw it coming from the start of this year's Amateur Rumble, but now it is official: 19 year old Yann Perrod has taken the overall title at the largest amateur naked bodybuilding contest in the world.  This grants Perrod a spot at any pro-level IFNB event that is invitational – and grants the horse-hung teen one more step towards going pro.

"I knew I would win because when you look at me, it is impossible to not see my perfection," Yann said in the Release Room after the Trophy Ceremony.  "I am pro quality and will be the youngest man to ever turn pro in the IFNB.  It is a matter of time."

Perrod won the finals with a terrific showing of 8 cumshots during the round, 6 of them times perfectly with poses.  This number is far below his top capacity, but far beyond the abilities of most amateurs, and so more than enough to win the round.

The big surprise came from the announcement that Peter Kupfer won second.  Kupfer had been called on two rules breaches, and fell victim to one himself at the start of the event.  Even though head judge Merrill kept Kupfer in the game, many thought this would hold him back from placing well.  But his thick, chiseled body and meaty cock were what carried him through to a surprise victory.  Kupfer released 5 times on stage, with only one being untimed with a pose.

Diego Pene looked frustrated with his third place.  Pene gave a solid showing, with a thick, dense cock and a remarkable V-tapered muscle body, but it was just not enough.  Coached by top pro Pierre Douton, it is no surprise that Diego gave 5 cumshots all perfectly timed with poses, all flawless.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FINAL PLACINGS?
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AMATEUR RUMBLE 20

FINALS BOIL DOWN TO PERROD, PENE & KUPFER!

Taking stage for the final series of posedowns are the top three finalists for the IFNB Amateur Rumble: 

Diego Pene, Peter Kupfer and teen freak phenom Yann Perrod.

While everyone knew Yann Perrod would be in the Finals at the Amateur Rumble, few thought the beleagured Peter Kupfer would make it.

Perrod has been a #1 fan sensation for the past three years for being a teenager so enhanced that this boy's body rivals the older pros of he IFNB.  Known for his incredible dense muscle and a gigantic horse cock, he has captured the adoration of fans of naked bodybuilding with his arrogant swagger and amazing flex-and-cum prowess.  First spotted in the AFNB (Amateur Federation Of Naked Bodybuilders) at 16 years old for his gigantic fuck-pole, Perrod – now barely 19 – is a teenager dominating contests unlike anyone has seen before.  His hyper-enhanced body won him the negative nickname of "The Lab Rat" by critics, but he is showing once again that an awesome male form rises above even the naysayers.

Diego Pene was trained by top pro naked bodybuilder Pierre Douton, and was an early favorite to rival the unstoppable Perrod.  Pene has given disciplined posing and reliable cumshots throughout.  He gave the second-best cum-flexes of he show: a perfect 6 out of 6 cumshots timed with poses in the third round trailing only Perrod's 7 timed cumshots out of 10 total in the fifth.

But the name few thought would make it to the finals is Peter Kupfer.  Trained by young pro JK Roher, Kupfer was involved with three on-stage fouls during the contest that would have had him disqualified from a true, sanctioned IFNB event.  The amateur status of he Rumble kept him afloat, along with a near perfect muscle and cock package.  Showing discipline and posing skill beyond his years, most agree that Kupfer is Perrod's nearest rival, only held back by the unprofessional displays he was part of on stage.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL PLACE FIRST? SECOND? THIRD?
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