Friday, May 31, 2013

AMATEUR RUMBLE 6

IFNB AMATEUR RUMBLE OPENING EVENT 
SHOWCASES TOP AMATEUR TALENT
Opening Night Presentations were filled with eager amateur naked bodybuilders all hoping to one day turn pro.  
Frantically working his meat on the left with an aggressive most-muscular power-stroke is Alrik Haraldson of Team Norway.  
Beside him, showing the superior control of his coach JK Roher while he shoots a stunning load of cum on the audience, 
is Bayle Norman from Team JKR (nicknamed "Team Jacker).  Just in back of him is Peter Kuziack from Team Perrod,
 who's cock was drooling man-spunk all night.

The IFNB Amateur Rumble hosts invited winners from the three top amateur naked bodybuilding leagues to compete in the largest international amateur-level event for nude, hard-cocked muscle.

The opening night event consists of a free-posed presentation of all the athletes participating.  Fans get a preview of the excited athletes while media and judges can begin to spot the new talent who may rise to pro some day.

The three amateur leagues which feed athletes into the pro ranks of the IFNB are the CEPB (Conference of Erect Penis Bodybuilders), the ANFB (Amateur Naked Federation of Bodybuilders) and PECS (Physique and Erection Competitive Society).  Athletes in the IFNB Rumble have won at events in one or more of those three leagues to earn their invites to the Rumble.  Winning at the Rumble is a big step towards turning pro naked muscle.

Often amateurs need to share costs for the event, as they are rarely if ever sponsored by the deep-pocketed private investors and muscle-and-cock-enhancement laboratories which fund the pros.  One traditional way of helping amateurs compete at the Rumble is on sponsored teams.  And this year there are more team-based competitors than ever before.

Yann Perrod – the hyper-cocky teen who declares his muscle and cock "among the most perfect in the world" – still hasn't gone pro and has thus brought with him several of his trainees and buddies to form Team Perrod.  (Having my name behind a bodybuilder should get him hard and cumming unto itself," Yann told us.  "But on top of that I train better than anyone else and these amateurs will be flexing thick muscle and shooting so hard they will embarrass these puny worms who are lucky enough to take the stage with us."

One of team Perrod's better competitors – behind Perrod himself – is 21 year old Peter Kuziack, who possesses the equally self-absorbed arrogant swagger of his mentor.

Young pro JK Roher's team – nicknamed Team Jacker – has caused a lot of buzz, and team member 19 year old Bayle Norman seems to be the one to watch.  The boy timed four perfect cum shots and did not break or wince as he sent his thick hot wads of delicious stud sperm flinging into the audience.  Most amateurs deliver one to three loads a round, so to send four hearty loads flying during what was not a competitive round makes fans and judges pay close attention – especially considering how focused his poses were as he blew his loads!

Team Norway's 18 year old Alrik Haroldson caused the most entertaining amateur blunder of the night.  Finding himself beside the incredible Bayle Norman, Haroldson desperately started jacking his massive muscle cock.  He was not posing fully, just eagerly beating off his meat to bust a second powerful cumshot in an attempt to rival Norman.  Just jerking off on stage can lose points in competition, but it sees Haroldson wanted to make an impression.  He possesses remarkably cum-full low hanging balls and a thick weapon cock that may help his thick teen muscle do well in the contests – IF HE CAN KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HIS COCK!!!

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

AMATEUR RUMBLE 5

RUSSIAN TEAM BOASTS MUSCLE AND COCK
ACHIEVED "WITHOUT "ENHANCEMENT"
The Russian Team of amateurs lines up with it's usual militaristic discipline.  In back is head coach Bogdan Silvestrov, 
known more commonly to his athletes as "Papa Byk," or "Daddy Bull." Silvestrov is strict in using no enhancements 
for his athletes, but believes in prolonged and forced work to create incredible muscle and cock development.

The world of naked bodybuilding is full of fantastical enhancements which create incredible male development.  Yet occasionally there are those who think the human body can be forced through brute grit to develop incredible muscle and cock proportions.  The Russian amateur team coach, Bogdan Silvestrov, is one of those men.

Known by his athletes as "Papa Byk" (loosely translated as "The Daddy Bull"), he is a coach who has succeeded in some incredible physique development through intense work regiments.  "Boys with this dream must start early in age," Papa Byk told us.  "As soon as I can get my hands on their cocks and young bodies is as soon as I can begin developing them into true muscle heroes." But he is strict, militant and overbearing.  "To do such great work without enhancement means you must be working your body twice as hard.  The boy who does not surrender to my intense work does not become the man who wins contests."

Lifting weights three times a day, intensive diets and near constant sexual stimulation has helped Silvestrov prove amazing male development can happen.  Most notably is Silvestrov's extreme anal stimulation for all his athletes.  "This is not a question of manhood integrity," he explains.  "The real men are those who take first on contest day, not those who are afraid of my fingers in their assholes."  Silvestrov finds prostate stimulation the key to non-enhanced male cock development.  "In bodybuilding, taking fingers and dildos and large penises in your ass is a strategy to win.  It is a sign you will go to any lengths to be the best.  Without giving me full access to an ass and allowing me to do whatever I need to do I can not turn a man into a bodybuilding champion."

The Russian athletes regularly win at amateur contests, which proves Papa Byk's military style aggression does work.  He proved his athlete's obedience when he had Androv Beznik (pictured above) hit a front lat spread for us.  Then Silvestrov ordered the man to hold, and aggressively shoved two fingers in the bodybuilders asshole.  The athlete did not flinch, but allowed Silvestrov to dig arond in his muscled ass for a minute.  Soon, Beznik's cock began shooting cum, yet the boy held the pose perfectly.  "You see," Silvestrov said. "True champions allow their bodies to become the ultimate male machines.  No enhancement necessary!"

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Friday, May 24, 2013

AMATEUR RUMBLE 4

AMATEUR TEAM NORWAY
The Norwegian Team of amateurs pose at the ANFB contest 
where they won their invitations to the IFNB Amateur Rumble.

Four naked muscle men from Norway all received their invites tot he IFNB Amateur Rumble, yet may be in over their heads.  While these golden beauties possess some incredible physiques, the amateur-level naked bodybuilding contests in Northern Europe rarely have big cummers.

The team's top performing cock is young Olaf Heunke, who managed to pop 3 loads at the contest where he won his invite to the Rumble.  While amateurs typically do not cum nearly as freqwuently as pro-level bodybuilders, having a team's top cock be only three loads is not the most impressive statistic.

Yet the Norwegian team remains optimistic as the contest approaches.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

AMATEUR RUMBLE 3

YANN PERROD TO COMPETE AS AMATEUR
ON HIS OWN TEAM, CAUSING UPSET!
Members of the amateur-level Team Perrod, including 19 year old naked bodybuilding phenomenon 
Yann Perrod (far right).  Perrod is both coach and trainer for the team, but has recently announced 
his intention to compete as an amateur in the IFNB Amateur Rumble – a decision many consider unfair.

The rising star of Yann Perrod has become a very popular one for fans of naked bodybuilding.  Bursting on the scene with a body so far advanced for a teenager many thought this boy would be the next great pro in the IFNB.  His physique has been so intensely chemically enhanced that few found him stoppable, and his cock has been developed so gigantic that he won sponsorship by a series of well-funded private labs.  He has been so secretly enhanced he has sometimes been called "the guinea pig" by his opponents.  But his results continue to amaze fans and thrill audiences.  And Perrod is still only 19!

Yet for all the hype, it is easy to forget that Perrod is not actually yet an IFNB professional.  Which means, in spite of his advanced accomplishment, he is eligible for amateur level competition.  And when he announced that he will be bringing his own competitive team to the IFNB Amateur Rumble, he brought some shock when he announced that he may himself also be competing!


Perrod is known for his arrogance and his self-worship.  Often referring to other men as his "lessors," he is known for his radically self-elevating competitive philosophy: "Seeing my perfect muscle and godlike cock is a favor to all men.  When I compete, I do so out of kindness to those who are lucky enough to see me, and feel good about myself for being so gracious."

While he was startled by not winning the Overall at last year's IFNB Beef Boy Classic (which is also, remember, not a professional-level event), he seems no humbler.  "It was a mistake," he said.  "The judges are assholes and clearly unqualified.  I am walking perfection and there is no excuse for not putting me in first place."

While his application has not been received for the Amateur Rumble, his announcement shocked many.  The boy regularly won amateur bodybuilding contests growing up, being most known for his wins in the PECS (Physique and Erection Competitive Society) amateur league.  With his pro-level experience, this non-pro would truly bring upset to the Amateur Rumble if he truly shows up to compete!

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Sunday, May 19, 2013

AMATEUR RUMBLE 2

PRO HEAVYWEIGHT PIERRE DOUTON
BRINGS EXCITED AMATEURS TO THE RUMBLE!
IFNB pro naked heavyweight bodybuilder Pierre Douton (center) poses with four of the men he will be coaching
 in the IFNB Amateur Rumble.  These four men all won invites to the Rumble via the ANFB, Amateur Nude Federation of Bodybuilders.

Pro Pierre Douton has won many pro-level events.  But his embarassing and humbling mistakes and loss at the IFNB Africa left many wondering if he has lost his expertise.  But Douton has always been an aggressive naked bodybuilder, and has taken much of his off season time to work with amateur level naked bodybuilders eager to compete one day as pros.

Douton has created a team of 9 men, 6 of which have earned their invites into the largest non-professional naked bodybuilding event in the world: the IFNB Amateur Rumble.

The rumble features amateur naked bodybuilders from three amateur leagues, including the ANFB (Amateur Naked Federation of Bodybuilders) where most of Douton's amateurs compete.

"These men have been pushed very hard," Douton tells us.  "I want the best cocks, the hardest muscles and the most aggressive show-offs representing my mighty name.  I will not let an amateur on my team who can not work as hard on his cock and muscle as myself!"

With that domineering coaching style, we're excited to see the amateurs Douton brings to the Rumble!!

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AMATEUR RUMBLE 1

"TEAM JACKER," PRO JK ROHER'S AMATEUR 
NAKED BODYBUILDING TEAM, 
BRINGS THICK COCKS TO COMPETITION!
IFNB Pro naked heavyweight bodybuilder, JK Roher (fourth from left) poses proudly with four of his best amateurs 
who all placed at the amateur-level CEPB Hung Houston Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Competition.  
Roher's training focuses strongly on cock girth along with muscle development, and the thickness 
of these amateur dicks proves Roher not only competes well, but knows naked muscle training!

After his amazing win at last year's IFNB Beef Boy Classic, junior heavyweight JK Roher's naked muscle training work exploded with new clients.  Scores of men obsessed with building muscle and cock to rival Roher's perfection have hired the 23 year old naked bodybuilding superstar to coach their amateur efforts.

Yet only the elite of Roher's clientele can get onto Team JKR, Roher's competitive team of naked bodybuilding hopefuls.  Team JKR – now nicknamed "Team Jacker" – has gone to 12 amateur contests in various amateur, local naked bodybuilding to help their team qualify for the biggest name in amateur competition: the IFNB Amateur Rumble.  Getting an invite to the Amateur Rumble requires a naked bodybuilder to win his class at a qualifying contest.

Team Jacker has mostly competed in CEPB (Conference of Erect Penis Bodybuilders) events.  Under Roher's training and secret chemical enhancements, 11 of the 18 men on Team Jacker earned invites to the Amateur Rumble.

"I competed in 7 amateur contests," said Tom Arlon from Team Jacker.  "But I could only cum on stage 2 times at most, and was never shredded enough.  Since I hired JK Roher, I am popping 4 to 5 loads on stage, and am the biggest and leanest I have ever been!  I feel like he's prepared me the way the pros prep!"

"He's been very strict with my cock work," said Bayle Norman, another from Team Jacker.  "He jerked me so hard I used to think he was going to tear my cock off my body!  At first I used to beg him to stop, but he just had other teammates hold me down and tell me that if I wanted to win, this was he price.  And it was worth it!  Now I can handle the intensity of pro-level cock work!  Roher is strict, but he is amazing!"

We're excited to see how members of Team Jacker do at this year's Amateur Rumble!

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Saturday, May 11, 2013

IFNB REPORT FLASHBACK: Joakim Plath in 2012


SOMETIMES WINNING MEANS GETTING FUNDED FOR MORE MEGA-GROWTH!
NON-PRO LEVEL NAKED BODYBUILDER WON 
THE 2012 SPERMBLAST® SPONSORSHIP PRIZE!
From the archives of The IFNB Report's old site: http://ifnb-archives.blogspot.fr
Still tossing ropes of hot cum, even after taking the prize, 
Joakim Plath receiving the SpermBlast Sponsorship at the 2012 IFNB Roma.

The largest IFNB contests have extensive Naked Muscle Expositions as well.  And one of the biggest Expos held by the IFNB is at the Roma.  The biggest names in extreme muscle growth technology all display their latest products, and there are often bodybuilding competitions held where the prize is being sponsored.

One of the most popular naked muscle sports supplements out there is SpermBlast®, which no doubt most of you have eagerly guzzled down before an intense muscle and cock training session.  One of SpermBlast's most potent ingredients is cum harvested from enhanced muscle studs on the laboratory's training compound.  "Combined with several other potent ingredients," their marketers claim, "SpermBlast delivers a huge muscle rush and an intense cock throb to help you train harder."

With such claims, SpermBlast seeks spokesmen whose muscle and cum is exemplary of the product.  And so they held a contest at the 2012 Roma to find just such a spokesman.  While many pro-level naked bodybuilders flexed it out and shot their hot cum wads onto the impressed faces of judges, in the end the prize was awarded to a NON-pro level bodybuilder, Joakim Plath!


Plath has competed for many years in the amateur ranks, most notably rising through the CEPB (Conference of Erect Penis Bodybuilding), an amateur league who's top winners enter the IFNB.  Plath had not yet won his pro-card, yet as this was a company-sponsored contest, he entered – and to most people's surprise, he won!

Joakim Plath had also worked as the prep assistant for several pro IFNB competitors, including the 17" cocked Terrell Potts.  Potts' prep often included several HOURS of ass fucking in the days leading up to a contest. Apparently, Plath's ability to take deep, large dicks helped him learn about contest-winning cock strategies!!!

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Thursday, May 2, 2013

IFNB REPORT FLASHBACK: The IFNB Dick Show, 2011

A CUM RECORD BROKEN DUE TO A FAMOUS COCK FAILURE!
WHO COULD FORGET THE DRAMA
AT THE 2011 IFNB DICK SHOW?!
From the archives of The IFNB Report's old site: http://ifnb-archives.blogspot.fr

Middleweight IFNB pro Craig Frewer (left) has a slight cock failure during an abs pose.  Frewer's extreme cock prep 
included controversial (and completely unpredictable) pre-contest SPH treatments (sperm-production hyperdrive), 
which caused Frewer some of the most memorable cock posing failures – yet also caused him to set 
an IFNB record for cum shots in a single round for Middleweight professional naked bodybuilders.

Fans of naked bodybuilding love the Annual IFNB Muscle Dick Showcase Expo – more commonly referred to by fans as just "The Dick Show".  The Dick Show started almost two decades ago as an expo for muscle and cock, but within a year of their start-up they gained sanctioning from the IFNB to hold an official pro-level naked bodybuilding contest.  But what makes the Dick Show unique among IFNB shows is their emphasis on cock in the judging.  You still have to have a masculine, muscled body to win, but cock counts far more for winning at the Dick Show than it does in any other pro contest.

And 2011 had one of those famous moments all fans of muscle cock competition remember.  With his amazing 13.5" cock on a 5'5" frame, Craig Frewer was the middleweight who had the best chance of winning big at the Dick Show, but he made the error so many cock-obsessed muscle competitors do while under pressure: straying from their typical cock enhancements and experimenting with extreme and unpredictable treatments in the hopes of producing a supercock.

Frewer dabbled in SPH, an unpredictable and impossible-to-control series of treatments intended to cause temporarily exaggerated cum production.  But SPH s like the kiss of death for a competitor, and the vast majority who dabble in SPH lose their competitions due to having cocks out of control.  Craig also lost, but his loss was mitigated by an unexpected gain.

I the fourth round of competition, Frewer had been cumming frequently in the pump room.  Fearing his cock would exhaust itself, his trainer pulled him aside and administered yet another does of SPH on top of the already extreme amounts Frewer had been given.  Frewer stepped on stage and within a minute his cock started shooting geysers of sperm.  And for the next 40 minutes, that monster dick of his refused to stop!

Frewer broke a record among IFNB pro middleweights that day, shooting cum 25 times during that round.  Remarkably, Frewer was able to pose through over a dozen of those cumshaws, creating the illusion of timed cumshot control.  However, by the end of the round, Frewer was just cumming and moaning on stage, barely able to keep up his posing.  

The record did not go un-noticed.  Even though Frewer was 7th overall for the 2011 Dick Show, he was given a special Performance Award, and written into the IFNB record books.

"I probably won't ever go that extreme with cock prep again," Frewer said later.  "But the fact that I will now be a part of IFNB pro history made it worth it.  I went in to the Dick Show for a prize and came out as a legend!"

Frewer's amazing record is a flashback all IFNB fans can appreciate.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

AT THE GYM 22 • Pounder's Place Gym 5


THE PURSUIT OF ULTIMATE MASCULINTY
CONTINUES ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
THIS POST IS PART OF THE IFNB REPORT'S SPECIAL FEATURE ON A TYPICAL DAY INSIDE A NUDE BODYBUILDER GYM
Late at night at Pounder's Place Gym a young muscle stud trains hard, obsessed with crafting the ultimate male form 
and masculine performance.  The satisfaction of his muscled body glistening with sweat and glazed with hot muscle sperm 
after an arduous set of pec-pumping dumbbell pullovers with cumspray is his daily reward – proof he is among 
the most elite men on the planet.  And tomorrow he will be back again for more...

As we close our special superfeature on life at popular naked bodybuilding gyms we can say we barely covered these meccas of muscle and manly supremacy.  The IFNB Report is your main glimpse into the competitive world of alpha male perfection, but this glimpse at the daily routines and haunts of these muscle and cock beasts offers a view you can't get while they are on stage.

These men are nothing short of obsessed, blocking out everything from their lives that does not make them bigger, more masculine, and owners of he most potent sign of masculinity possible: the ultimate powercocks on the planet.  Their discipline, dedication and extreme attitudes make these gyms the most amazing factories of masculinity on the planet.  

We'd like to thank the gyms that let our reporters in to showcase these incredible facilities; Pounder's Place Gym, Raw Power Gym and Big Rod's Gym.  We know that, even though our cameras are gone for now, the muscle pumping, showing off and cock explosions will continue all day, every day as these behemoths prepare for the ultimate competition of naked bodybuilding.

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