Monday, April 25, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 9

RUBENEZ WINS LIGHTHEAVY CLASS IN 3RD PRELIM;
CAN'T TAKE OVERALL FOR THE ROUND
RUBBING IT IN: Raul Rubenez finally makes the final posing round in the 3rd Preliminary Round,
where he showed off by rubbing his cum load into the thick leg of opponent super heavyweight Yori Korzoev.

When a muscled dude strips down and flexes, his muscles swell up.  Keep flexing, and he gets a pump, and is bigger than he was before.  Finding a way to capitalize on this system is one of the main themes of the laboratories which help evolve the super men of the IFNB.  Rapid muscle swelling chemicals are not perfected, and typically have mild affects, yet have made improvements over the years to where you occasionally see a pro able to swell in size during the course of a competition.  And this year, it looks like we have one such competitor: Raul Rubenez.

The former 2015 Anaconda Champion entered the contest in he light heavyweight class, far smaller than what might be needed to retain his championship.  Yet many noticed how he seemed larger during the second preliminary round than he did in the first.  Well, in the 3rd he had swelled larger still, leading us to inquire whether Rubenez is taking a risk on rapid-swell chems.  Fortunately, Rubenez is known for his blunt candor and made no bones about sharing:

"Sperm-activated growth-burst chem-balls are totally an edge I am bringing into his contest," he told us.  "You will finally see a truly huge Rubenez!  I am gunning to keep my title!"  The dense, solid chemical balls he is referring to are a type of slow-dissolving system that uses sperm to activate inside the rectum.  The balls, ranging in diameter from 1" to 3" usually, are inserted and left inside, while repetitive courses of sperm are injected anally to slowly dissolve the chemicals for delivery.  The upside?  A bodybuilder who seems to grow in size right before your eyes!  The downside?  They are slow to dissolve, and because it is illegal in the IFNB rules to have any insertions while on stage, competitors risk poor timing.  (Who can forget the frustrating disqualification of the amazing Carlos Monza, why used chem-ball delivery to surge forward in the placings at the 2013 Mr. Alpha, yet was disqualified due to undissolved balls still inside his ass.)

"My dose is small, so I have no worries about timing," Rubenez said.  And indeed, the effects have helped him in this contest, which has been race of muscle-to-cock balance in these early rounds.  Rubenez finally took first in the light heavyweights, yet was shut out of the overall win for the round by new sensation Yori Korzoev.

DO YOU THINK RUBENEZ IS SMAERT TO UP HIS ENHANCEMENT GAME?
DO YOU THINK IT IS SMART TO RUN THE RISK OF SLOW-DISSOLVING ASS INSERTIONS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE POTENT RAPID MUSCLE-GROWERS?

Friday, April 22, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 8

RUBENEZ RAPID MUSCLE SWELL HELPS IN
SECOND PRELIM BUT STILL FAR FROM TOP SPOTS
ROLLIN' SWOLLEN: Long-shot former Anaconda Overall Champ Raul Rubenez (right) hits a 
side triceps dick-forward pose in the second round of preliminaries  Hugo Cortes from Argentina.
Cortes won the LightHeavweight in the second prelim, with Rubenex in a respectable third.

A thickly muscled man is always interested in being started and and admired.  But strip a muscle bull naked and something comes over him like an obsessed tyrant, aggressively shoving flexed muscle into the eyes of those dazzled with so much manhood and reminding admirers of the respect he deserves for his superior form.  This instinct its honed to a skill in the world of naked bodybuilding, where a man's ability to understand the biological fact of his innate superiority lies in his lust of his own excessively developed muscle mass.

It is this instinct that many lower-ranked pros capitalize on when they get a chance to compete in an Elite Ranked IFNB competition.  While their physiques may not be on part with top pros in the game, their egos are no less primed for the thrill of attention and adoration.

And that's the ego of Hugo Cortes from Argentina, who's posing and flexing in the LightHeavyweight division of the second preliminaries was the admirable image of a man who looks down on other men as pathetic worms before his majestic perfection.  Cortes, who is as eager to reach Elite ranking like so many lower pros in the game, pulled out every stop to make his performance a gluttony of self-lusting mass.  His front shots were outstanding, spreading lats so thick and wide that it was hard not to be mesmerized.  The smug, domineering leer in his eyes was merited, as every biceps-and-boner pose and most-muscular dick-front shot was lit up with the intensity of a man who gets aroused by how much his muscle intimidates his onlookers.

Cortes was 6th in the Overalls for the second prelims, which was bad news for returning Anaconda Overall Champion, the smaller-framed Raul Rubenez, who took third in the LightHeayweight for this prelim, and didn't break top 15 in the final rankings for this round. While still in very good shape to make it into the finals, the inability for Rubenez to advance in the prelims may shut him out prematurely before the Finals start.

However, while many think Rubenez will not repeat an Overall win in the newly-Elite ranked Anaconda,  most are willing to see that he brought a strong game.  Clearly dosed with some sort of strong enhancement growth cycle, Rubenez took the stage on the second night much thicker than the previous preliminary.  Rapid growth is a very rare thing, and few have mastered the chemistry to get even a mild effect.  But as we all know, the vast majority of cycles used for rapid muscle growth serums involve anal injection, and Rubenez's training history shows the smaller naked stud is no stranger to the inclusion of ass stim in his prep.

The swollen growth helped Rubenez elevate from his 6th place spot in the first preliminary to a solid third in the second prelim.  The advance was due to muscle, not cock.  The Rubenez dick game has always been to pose dick-forwafrd in as many set-ups as possible and his rigidity plays well against his lean cuts.  However, while he lacked the muscle thickness to match his terrifying dick, and so the added muscle scale played into balancing his physique, and moving him up the ranks.  Yet, even in spite of the growth, he still did not break the top 15 spots in the Overall, landing on the bubble at 17th place Overall for the second prelim.

The Anaconda judging seems very focused on the muscle of these naked studs, as that seems to be the most contentious point of discerning the athletes at this early stage in the game.  While cum sprays will inevitably begin to become more relevant, this year's Anaconda is starting out as a muscle mass battle, which is good news for athletes like Cortes and Rubenez, who's strategy is to advance using scale and balance, rather than primarily dick skills and sexualized aggression scores.

DO YOU THINK RUBENEZ CAN USE MASS TO STAY IN THE RUNNING FOR THE FINALS?
ARE YOU LIKING THAT COCK-MUSCLE BALANCE SEEMS TO BE DOMINATING THESE EARLY PRELIMS?  OR ARE YOU EAGER TO SEE CUM FLEXING SKILLS BECOME VITAL TO THE ANACONDA GAME?

Thursday, April 21, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 7

DOUTON OWNS FIRST PRELIMINARY ROUND 
WITH STUNNING MUSCLE POSING
AN ALPHA OWNS THE CROWD: Douton's size and thickness was on amazing display in the First Preliminary 
posing round, setting the bar high on muscle for this year's Anaconda.

The Preliminary Rounds of any pro naked bodybuilding contest are not a solid predicted of the outcome in the Final rounds, as we all know.  However, often the action int these early rounds sets a pace for what criteria are in hottest contest, and what the judges will be on the watch for.

Only a full package can win a pro naked bodybuilding competition – massive muscle, dangerously oversized dick and excessive cum-sprays whole flexing is thew only recipe for the real man image that naked bodybuilding defines for the world.  However, some contests that balance is fought on cock, others on cum shots – and some, like this year's Anaconda, seem to be hinging on a game of muscle.  And this was what pro SuperHeavyweight veteran of the sport Pierre Douton brought to the stage.

Mouton was thick and monstrous, with arms very swollen up since his last competitive outing.  The density in his shoulders and back stood out as he posed and flexed with a clearly smug sense of superiority – which drove fans wild!  But the pro left nothing to chance on his presentation, taking the stage with a cock far more swollen and engorged than what we typically see from Douton.  The meat he swung around while throwing up his biceps was so inhumanly thick that it complemented his godlike arms and lats perfectly.

In the Overall awayd prefer this first preliminary, it was massive size and cock-to-muscle balance that set the pace for judging, and many of the top spots in this first, early round went to SuperHeavy, Heavyweight and Megaweight competitors. While competitors are always more sexually aroused the first night of a contest, eager to be naked and hard in front of so many people, the cum flying did not seem central tot he best placements of the night.  Douton himself only blasted 9 cum shots, the competitive average for the round.  The heaviest shooter was Russian favorite, megaweight Yori Korzoev, whose flexing got him so aroused be gushed 17 shots of spunk on stage.

While there are many more rounds yet to go, if this opening is any indication of the competitive focus, this year's Anaconda will be tilted towards mass and cock-balance in the judging.

ARE YOU GLAD A VETERAN PRO WON THE VERY FIRST ROUND FO POSING?
ARE YOU HOPING CUM SHOOTING BECOMES MORE CRUCIAL IN UPCOMING ROUNDS?

Thursday, April 14, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 6

RUBENEZ OUT OF HIS LEAGUE?
CONCERNS ABOUT RUBENEZ DEFENDING TITLE
A CHAMP REFLECTS: The 2015 Overall Champion of the IFNB Anaconda, Raul Rubenez, quietly nurses out a thick load while awaiting registration.  Rubenez, who has been encouraged 
to step down from competing in the Anaconda, has been noticeably contemplative during registration.

There is something primal and amazing about watching a muscled brute flex his muscles so arrogantly that his cock spontaneously erupts in a flood of self-lusting cum.  The only thing more masculine is a bigger man with bigger muscles and an even bigger cock.  And when a pro-level naked bodybuilding contest receives "Elite Ranking" in the IFNB, bigger cock and muscle is exactly what shows up.  A contest that contained lesser pros and little fanfare can quickly explode into a majestic and epic battle of muscle and cock.  This has been the fate of the ever-expanding IFNB Anaconda, who has this year earned ranking as an Elite Pro competition and thus attracting big names like Douton, Neuville, and other mass and cock beasts to it's main stage.

Yet what does this sudden advance mean for the lesser pros?  Often they are forgotten quickly and must suffice with "Base Ranking" pro-level events. Rarely does a mid-range pro do well in Elite level events, which is why you so rarely hear these names until they achieve Elite status as a pro.

Which is why it is such a high risk that Raul Rubenez is competing in the 2016 Anaconda.  When he won the contest last year, the Anaconda was not yet an Elite event, and the level of competition, while pro-level, was not nearly as intense as the roster is growing this year.  Rubenez won and competes as a light-heavyweight, which also puts him at an added disadvantage against the larger competitors.

Many pro level trainers think Rubenez is only going to embarrass himself, and should instead stay content with having been the overall champion of 2015.  Early assessments suggest he couldn't break into the top 10 of the overall this year, considering the quality and size of the men competing.  Such a blow would be a humiliating defeat for a defending champion.  In fact, his primary competitive sponsor, Hackelberg's Domination Securities, Inc., is reportedly NOT funding Rubenez for the Anaconda  (Rubenez remains securely under contract with DSI, and does not lose his sponsorship package overall, however receives no specific funding for this competition.) Rubenez does have other sponsors, but the lack of Hackleberg funding will undoubtedly hamper an already shaky standing in the ranks.

Rubenez is known for working hard, and often uses his overwhelmingly potent sex drive to compensate for lack in size.  Under best conditions he has been known to time up to 14 cumshots perfectly at the peak of flexing (at the 2014 IFNB Cock Show), yet also very recently gave a lackluster showing with only 4 blasts in a final round (last year's Banho De Esperma, where he had a strong showing the previous year).  Even with a horny personality, Rubenez's competitive history as a pro shows that, with solid backing, he makes consistent improvements to his muscle and dick.  However, there is a reasonable argument to be made that that progress is uneven, and he can't represent a dominant position consistently.
  • 2010 Beef Boy Classic, Middleweight Teen 14th place; earns first sponsorship
  • 2012 Beef Boy Classic, Middleweight Teen 8th place
  • 2013: earns IFNB pro card at the PECS Sao Paolo Naked Bodybuilding Competition
  • 2013 Anaconda, 4th place Light Heavyweight 
  • 2014 IFNB Banho De Esperma, 2nd place Light Heavyweight
  • 2014 Anaconda, 2nd place Lighheavyweight and 4th Overall
  • 2014 IFNB CockFest Expo, Winner Rapid Reload event at the CumGames
  • 2014 IFNB Cock Show 1st place Lightheavyweight
  • 2015 IFNB Anaconda Overall Champion
  • 2015 IFNB Freakshow, 11th place Lightheavyweight
  • 2015 IFNB Grande Mexico, 1st place Lightheavyweight
  • 2015 IFNB Banho De Esperma, 9th place Light Heavyweight
Rubenez seemed completely positive when we spoke with him, yet when on his own during Anaconda registration seemed visibly reflective. This is truly a far reach for the young competitor, and his choice to defend his title may be a massive dent in his ability processing the pos-level sport.

"I love to fuck any hole," he smiled to us. "I will fuck anything, and the only thing I love more than fucking is when people admire me fucking. That is what got me started in this sport as a boy, and it still helps me improve. The muscle comes easy for me, and so I use my special gift of a cock to keep aheads. And I have wins to prove it."

But there no matter how potent a cock, his size may be a problem, We asked if he would use any new, rapid-growth chemicals in competition.

"RG [rapid-growth] cycles are unpredictable and I have never used them to win," he told us. "The require your best research and labs money can buy. I would never rule out an edge like that because some of the top elites have shown high grade RG dosing can be a huge advantage. So you never know with a man like me. I could rely on the amazing gifts I have, or you may see something totally surprising. But either way, I will not be defeated easily. You can believe what the critics say, but I am as Elite as any of these pros, even if I don't yet have Elite pro status. And that is all I have to show out there!"

ARE YOU ROOTING FOR LAST YEAR'S ANACONDA CHAMPION?
OR DO YOU THINK RUBENEZ IS OUTCLASSED AND HEADED FOR A HUGE FAILURE – OR SHOULD DROP OUT WHILE HE STILL HAS THE CHANCE?

Thursday, April 7, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 5

2015's ANACONDA CHAMPION RETURNS
TO DEFEND TITLE: RAUL RUBENEZ
CHAMP ON A MISSION: The 2015 Overall Champion of the IFNB Anaconda, Raul Rubenez 
(here pictured after winning last year's contest) is back to defend his title in 2016.
Rubenez has gained approval to compete in the Anaconda in spite of missing
the original deadline for entry.

Imagine waking up in the morning with your dong throbbing, it's head slapping against your abs, drooling precum against your thickly muscled torso.  Now imagine knowing that hundreds of thousands of men are obsessively thinking about your beast muscle and monster cock, desperate for the honor of even a moment of your attention.  This was how young Brazilian naked bodybuilder Raul Rubenez awoke one morning early in 2015.  The night before he had won the IFNB Anaconda, declaring him the winner for the South American championship.

Like many pros to win a contest, Raul's first plan was to take a couple years off to grow even bigger.  Rubenez won the Anaconda as a Light Heavyweight, which is a challenge unto itself in a sport which so strongly favors massive size.  So his next goal was to bump up a weight class after a long break.  The process was facilitated by signing a lucrative sponsorship contract with Domination Securities, Inc., a company which coordinates huge sponsorships – and is owned by muscle and cock-obsessed megatrillionaire, Hugo Hackelberg.  Once a pro gets in the purse of a wealthy investor, growing monster muscle and terrifying cock becomes easy.

Rubenez originally had no plans to compete in the 2016 Anaconda, and was going to instead focus on his training.  However, it was the surprise announcement that Pierre Douton would be entering the contest that suddenly made Rubenez change his plan and enter again this year.  "I admired Douton when I was just coming up in the sport," Rubenez explained.  "But I was also there at his major cock fails in 2013 and 2015.  I think he is one of the best naked muscle athletes on the planet, but my home pride got the better of me.  I can't let a man who can't control his cock represent South America.  I am entering to try to keep the title here at home."

Yet Rubenez missed the original deadline to enter the Anaconda.  Fortunately, the IFNB has policies for late entries, and hears petitions to allow last minute entries.  Between Rubenez's 2015 championship and his connection with the Hackelberg dynasty (which is helping fund the Anaconda this year to much fanfare), it is no surprise that Rubenez was granted permission to bring his thick cock and shredded mass to the Anaconda stage.

No word yet as to whether he is remaining alight-heavyweight or if he is a Heavyweight.  yet either way, he will not go head-to-head with Douton until the overall rounds.  Which means he will have to win his classes just to have a chance to face off with his SuperHeavyweight nemesis.

What does the ever confident fan favorite Douton have to say?

"When a little turd like that boy mouths off, he soon learns what a true superior man will do to him," Pierre said.  "When I win – and I am now more determined to win just to teach him a lesson – when I win he will be the first ass I punish in the Release Room.  I will use my perfect dick to make that little boy wish he had never even heard the name Douton!"

Is Rubenez scared?

"Looks we all know Douton's reputation for being a very dangerous fucker," Rubenez said.  "Anyone who isn't a little nervous at the thought of a punishing ass rape by that champion is crazy!  However, he has to get the title first.  So until the Finals, I have no worries at all."

Two cocky and confident alphas.  One new rivalry.  The fires are getting stoked.

DO YOU WANT RUBENEZ TO WIN?  OR DO YOU THINK HE HAS NO CHNCE AGAINST THE AMAZING DOUTON?
CONSIDERING RUBENS IS NOT YET AN ELITE PRO AND IS STILL MUCH LIGHER<,IS HE ON A COMPETITIVE SUICIDE MISSION OR DOES HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 4

RUSSIA'S YORI KORZOEV RUMORED 
AS THE COMPETITOR TO BEAT
THE NAME TO WATCH: Russian pro Yori Korzoev checks in to the Anaconda,very self-assured that his perfect muscle and cock are rumored to be the front-runner
for a good reason!
 


Casual fans of the sport of naked bodybuilding who only pay attention to the mainstream coverage probably have never heard the name Yori Korzoev.  However, everyone  interested in naked bodybuilding has heard of the controversial Papa Byk Methods of training, founded by Russia's premier amateur naked bodybuilder super trainer Bogdna Silvestrov.

In the late 00's, Silvestrov was hired by a private lab to explore the limits of chemical-free physique and cock potentials.  Nicknamed by his athletes as "Papa Byk," his aggressive (and sexually brutal) training styles pushed the young, naked muscle athletes in his program to ruthless sexual and muscular intensity.  While controversial for it's ruthless assault on a young man's muscle and sexuality (once criticized as "little more than a muscle sex slave camp for men desperate to become alphas)  the real fact of the matter is that Silvestrov's incredible training methods have helped create many of the methods used worldwide for men to grow their muscle and cock and sexual performance.  Likewise, it is undeniable his methods have created some of the winningest Russian amateurs to ascend into the pro ranks.

And one of those pros is the powerhouse brute Yori Korzoev, who turned pro in early 2013 and has rocked the heavier weight classes in the past few years in smaller pro outings.  Korzoev was in the Papa Byk training camp from 2007 to 2111, after which he began chemical enhancing and shortly after achieved pro status.  His insane uniform thickness on chem enhancements many say comes from the many, many years he was making muscle and cock gains without chemicals.

The Anacona is Korzoev's attempt to elevate to "Elite Pro" status in the professional Naked Bodybuilding ranks.  (Elite Pro, as you know, is the cumulative number of athletes you beat in succession over consistent time frames.)  While he has carved his own name in the lower pro ranks, he still credits his early days under Silvestrov as a foundation for his impressive success.

"This dick that you are admiring, it got its start under Papa Byk's torture," Korzoev laughed.  "It was not really torture, of course, because it was so much sex!  I will never forget how often was drochil (jerked off) for 2 or 3 days forced without stop!  This was normal when I was boy in bodybuilding with Papa Byk, and it taught me to be ruthless cock warrior.  I fear nothing with my dick weapon!"

And what of the aspects of Papa Byk training that involve heavy anal stim?  Many argue these methods undermine the athlete's innate alpha mentality.  "You will say nothing bad of Papa Byk," the normally playful Korzoev told us, growing stoic.  "That holes are forced open with weights training only proves dedication to sport! You could not handle these things, lesser men!"

However he was quick to return to his laughing persona to add: "However, because I am perfect man, this dick is only one ruining holes these days!"

DO YOU THINK THE PLAYFUL AND CHARISMATIC RUSSIAN KORZOEV IS THE ONE TO WATCH, LIKE THE PUNDITS ARE SAYING?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KORZOEV'S YOUNG PAST UNDER SUPER TRAINER PAPA BYK SILVESTROV?

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 3

FANS THRILL TO LEARN SUPER PRO
 PIERRE DOUTON ENTERS ANACONDA!
TOP NAME, TOP FORM: Fans were excited to learn that Pierre Douton 
has registered to compete in this year's IFNB Anaconda,
bringing one of his best overall packages to date.  


When you see the thick muscle of super pro naked bodybuilder Pierre Douton, all men are stricken with envy and intimidation.  yet when you add to it the hole-ruining super cock, you can see why he aggressively insists all men pay him tribute.  Known to literally slap fans in the face with his seemingly perpetually-hard dong, Douton is deeply compelled by the power his perfection holds over men.

How does Douton get away with such unyielding – and sexually humiliating – exertion over his fans yet remain so popular?  His body chemistry is so altered due to years of chemical enhancements that he emits levels of male pheromone that literally renders those within a short distance of him sexually docile and intensely – even frantically – hyper aroused.  That's right: his very body chemistry as a beast-muscled, beast-cocked mega man incites automatic arousal and submission, undermining even the most ardent of resisters.

It is a common side effect experienced by man top pros, resulting from the mega-cycles of secret experimental chemistry they use to become our physical superiors.  And Douton has built his impressive winning career using on this power to assert his superiority over men.  The results are a system of training and competition prep that have kept him among the most elite ranks for the IFNB pro circuit.

It is understandable, then, that Douton remains one of the most unpredictable competitors on the professional naked bodybuilding circuit.  Drunk on his own physicality and possessing a libido that seems inexhaustible, he represents a true alpha in body, in dick power, and in attitude.  And this predisposes him to be one of the biggest opportunists in the sport, often experimenting and surprising peers with his aggressive and intense methods.  Sometimes they have worked against him, yet clearly they mostly work in his favor.  Douton knows this sport.

Which is why when the brute appeared unannounced at and registered in the Anaconda, fans were simultaneously shocked and ecstatic.  Mouton traditionally reserves his best competition form for latter in the year, but apparently has decided on an early-season pro event – and he is coming in looking amazing!

Thicker and fuller than even his impressive appearance at the last Mr. Alpha, Douton's dangerous fuck stick looks even more terrifying than every.  Clearly his cock training has shifted to girth, and his pain-inducing hole-raper is the kind of truly male con the judges will undoubtedly favor.  Considering Douton's posing and cum work is typically his best asset, it is exciting to see him in the ranks of the South American contest.

ARE YOU THRILLED THAT PIERRE DOUTON WILL BE IN THE ANACONDA?
ARE YOU A FAN OF THIS SUPER PRO?  WHAT ASSETS OF HIS DO YOU ADMIRE?  IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SEE HIM ADJUST? 

Monday, March 28, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 2

NEWLY-TURNED PRO EMMANUEL NEUVILLE
MAKES THE ANACONDA HIS FIRST PRO COMPETITION
THE SWAGGER OF A PRO: Sensational new pro IFNB naked bodybuilder Emmenuel Neuville
arrives at the  pre-contest registration for the IFNB Anaconda South American Championships
with no cloths, and no bag – the way the true alphas arrive!  Self-assuming he has permission to be 
nude simply because of how beautiful his body and cock are.  


Sliding into the role of pro-level alpha muscle, Emmanuel Neuville arrived at the competition hall for registration into the 2016 IFNB Anaconda completely nude, confidently strolling in and through the building to the registration tables.  His monstrous cock was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock hard in front of him, swinging dramatically with every step of his thick torso.

Neuville has never competed yet in the pro circuit, having recently qualified as a pro-level naked bodybuilding in the AFNB Amateur Mr. France.  Having caught the eye of many wealthy sponsors, the young competitor has fast-tracked himself into the Anaconda to be sure to get some pro-level competitive experience.  But with the admirably arrogant overconfidence he exhibited, one is left to wonder if he even needs the experience to keep the spotlight on him!

Insiders are not surprised that the native French muscle god decided to fly to South America fort his first international pro naked event.  His recent clandestine meeting with multi-trillionnaire naked bodybuilding mogul Hugo Hackelberg tipped off fan followers that he would be in the next event that Hackelberg bankrolled.  And as Hackelberg has invested quit a sum of money into this year's Anaconda, it's no surprise Neuville has chosen this as his first pro competition.  However, to be under Hackelberg's sponsorship and competing at a Hackelberg-funded event may raise suspicion of favoritism.  Did the superheavyuweight muscle beast sell out on his first foray into pro competition?

We could not ascertain exactly who is bankrolling this amazing stud's first pro event, but we saw no clear signs of Hackelberg's usual high-profile branding among the Neuville coaching entourage.  While he played coy when we asked, Neuville did playfully explain how he is affording such an expensive first pro outing.

"I have this contest bankrolled by several wealthy bitches who believe as I do," Neuville grinned.  "That they owe me their money as tribute for the privilege of my presence.  And so I take it from them to do as I want; to do the thing I love: flex and cum for the world.  You see, there are two types of men in the world: alphas, and the bitches who beg for their attention.  Bitches have the money, but men deserve it.  I am amazing enough of an alpha to not worry about where the next check will come from, because let's face it: everyone wants to be associated with a man like me!"

As for Hackelberg?  "That dude is the biggest bitch for muscle I have ever met," Neuville laughed.  "He was begging to give me so much funding. I took what I want, yes, but I signed nothing with him.  He is the type of muscle slut who begs men like me to fuck him, but can barely handle the punishment he begged for,  He deserves to have his money taken, but does not deserve to be named as a sponsor if he can't even show respect to an alpha cock by not passing out while being ass-pounded!"

Which we presume means he did get funded, but is not an official Hackelberg sponsor.  That level of power play is typical of a far more seasoned pro, and if that is the level at which he dominates, all signs point to an amazing career for this new pro stud, and a great outing at the Anaconda!

HOW DO YOU THINK NEVILLE WILL DO IN HIS FIRST PRO-LEVEL COMPETITION?
DO YOU THINK HE IS SECRETLY FUNDED BY CONTEST SPONSOR, HUGO HACKELBERG?  WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE REAL STORY?

Thursday, March 24, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 1

IT'S COMING!
THE ANACONDA 2016
The IFNB Report is excited to bring you the action from the 
2016 Anaconda South America Professional Naked Bodybuilding Championships!


One of the fastest growing professional naked bodybuilding events is one we at the IFNB Report have not yet covered.  Yet this year we have shifted our spring schedule and flown our photographers and reporters to brazil to bring you, for the first time, The Anaconda, South American Pro Naked Bodybuilding Championships.

True fans of the sport know the Anaconda has been host to some of the biggest names in the international pro naked bodybuilding circuit.  Super Heavyweight Pro Carlos Monza, a/k/a "the True Alpha," won the overall at the Anaconda in 2011 and 2013.  In 2010 pro Middleweight Lukas Carin set the international single-round cum record for middleweights, spewing 21 rounds!  Carin has retired from pro naked bodybuilding, but still holds the cum record for a single posing round in the Middleweight pro class.  

But perhaps the most notable name to emerge from the Anaconda is the Eduardo Bedone, who took the overall in 2014 to qualify for the Mr. Alpha.  Begone's previous long career as a naked bodybuilding assistant often found him backstage at the Anaconda, being held down and repetitively fucked in the ass and throat without any say in the matter as the pros prepared their cocks for the stage.  It makes sense, then, that the muscle stud who used to be seen as little more than cock training equipment should emerge victorious at the same contest where he took so much monster cock.

This year the contest has taken on sponsorship from the Hackelberg Muscle Devotion Group, owned by incredibly rich Hugo Hackelberg, a man obsessively devoted as a worshipper of male muscle and cock.  Hackelberg has been trying to break into the contest promotion game, but his profit-driven corporate interests usually have conflicts of interest with the purity of the sport.  This is where the HMD Group comes in.  The HMD Group provides non competitive hosting sponsorship, including show promotion, hotel accommodations, celebrations, vendors, and more.  

Fans worry if Hackelberg's influence will be seen in how the contest unfolds.  However, the HMD Group has no direct sponsorship or sway over official proceedings.

Many pros have already flown to the event for the pre-contest preparations, and rumors have it that this will be an interesting and competitive event, with many lesser-recognized faces on the pro circuit trying to reach elite pro status.  

ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ANACONDA?
ARE ANY FANS PLANNING ON ATTENDING?  HAS ANYONE BEEN TO THIS CONTEST BEFORE?

Thursday, March 17, 2016

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 7

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
EDUARDO BEDONE COLLUDES TRAINING
WITH HIS SOCIAL LIFE BUDDIES.
BULKED BONER BUDDIES:  Anal stim pro trainer Edgar Bettles used to be hired by 
IFNB pro Eduardo Bedone for intense anale stim.  While Bettles still regularly ruins Bedone's 
gaping fuck hole during training, the two are now just training buddies.

When your life centers around giant hard cock, swollen monster muscle and raw alpha power, it can be surprisingly hard to make friends.  Fans just want you to fuck them, sponsors want you to bully them for money, and fellow competitors often become casual enemies.  Meanwhile, the lifestyle of training, fucking, eating, stroking, posing, cumming and rest leaves very little time for a social life.  No wonder we admire these gods of muscle and cock so much – they are truly, passionately dedicated to their male power in every minute of life!

However, that is not to say the top pros don't have any social life at all.  It's just to say that friends and buddies usually emerge from the sport of naked bodybuilding.  It's very common for naked bodybuilders to have social lives comprised entirely of fellow muscle brutes with relentlessly horny giant dicks.

Recently the IFNB Report caught up with Bedone while he was traveling with a few of his buddies on a very rare, short vacation.  In his small entourage was a name you will instantly recognize if you are familiar with the naked bodybuilding pro circuit in the USA: Edgar Bettles.  Bettles is a stim coach who differentiated his young career by specializing in training competitors' holes with intensive ass stimulation training programs.  While the majority of stim coaches stay with the tried and true cock stim methods, a few like Bettles have focused on cock performance via anal stim, following the trend among pros to ensure better cock performance on stage.

Given Bedone's prior career as a fuck hole back stage to the pros, it is no wonder he hired Bettles eatery on in the transition from naked bodybuilding equipment to competitive naked bodybuilder.  Battles was already known in the game, and many of his controversially brutal techniques seemed a perfect fit for a man who had worked several years being passed around by muscled monster picked beasts fucking ruthlessly with no concern for his hole's comfort.  As we all know, Bedone's on stage cock performance began dazzling judges, and he has risen in the ranks in spite of being seen by many fellow competitors as merely a fuck bitch trying to put on airs.

However, over the years the two men became friends and even training partners, and the official role of fuck coach and athlete hole were shed a while ago.

"I tend to prefer to only hang with other alphas, the way most pro naked bodybuilders do," Bedone told us.  "And Ed is pure alpha.  It shows in his attitude, and especially with the ruthless manner he ruins muscle hole in training.  We had a connection from the start, and friendship was inevitable."

But even though  the two men now share a relationship more casual then professional, that is not to say Bettles does not still abuse the monstrous pros gaping fuck hole regularly.

"I was hired originally to push [Eduardo's] performance to a new height," Bettles explained.  "While the chemicals these men use increase cock growth and performance, in the end we all know it is how you train a dick that makes the difference.  And with his past in being so anally abused, I knew I had to step up my game in an assault of programs and exercises for his hole that would make a normal man pass out in agony.  But he held strong and not only followed my training, but is one of the top pros in the world now, with a cock that any man would envy.  It was his attitude that made me realize that not only do I want a hand in his training – and maybe a couple hands in his ass – but also to chill as buddies after training."

Battles was sparse with details on what programs he still runs with Eduardo, which makes sense as Bedone is seeking to compete later in the year, and protecting their strategy is key.  But it's clear the level of training these two men put Bedone's ass through as buddies is just as intense as when Bettles was a hired coach of Bedone.

WHAT TECHNIQUES OR EXERCISES IN ASS PUNISHMENT DO YOU THINK BETTLES USSES TO HELP BEDONE'S COCK STAY HARDER LONGER AND CONTEST-READY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ANAL STIM COACHES?  OVERKILL OR A COMPETITIVE EDGE FOR ON STAGE COCK PERFORMANCE?

Monday, March 14, 2016

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 6

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
IFNB REIGNING MR. ALPHA JK ROHER'S LECTURE TOUR BELEAGURED BY CLOTHING. 
CAN'T KEEP A GOOD COCK COVERED:  While the reigning Mr. Alpha JK Roher shows great patience
 tolerating the need to wear clothed in certain places, he nonetheless refuses to cover the official top cock on the planet
while crossing the tarmac towards his latest flight on his Perfect Man Lecture Tour.

The common rules of body exposure are an everyday life are a problem for all top professional naked bodybuilders in the game, but perhaps no one has a harder time with it than a reigning Mr. Alpha.  While the average pro naked bodybuilder can commend financial sponsors to create living spaces where they can exist nude nearly all the time, the Mr. A's are often traveling out of their personal freedom zones.  And it is in this travel that any naked bodybuilder struggles with being suddenly dressed, let alone the angst caused by covering up what is considered the ultimate alpha male body in the world!

Recently, the fan-savvy reigning two-time Mr. Alpha, JK Roher, held one of this traveling tours.  Eight cities, small audiences and high price seating are a theme he has used before in his many, many publicity junkets, so fans were not surprised to learn that each leg of the tour would allow only 100 fans attendance for exorbitantly high pricing.  (Recently a ticket was resold for $12,000!  While that is NOT the selling price, it shows how desperate fans are to experience the perfect make power of Roher in the flesh.)

Sponsored by Kneel Cock Training Systems, the brand responsible for many popular pieces of cock training stim equipment you'd see in any cock training session, The Perfect Man Tour is hitting smaller cities and venues which means Roher has had to deal with local pushback on his ability to be naked during travel.  While all his flights are in private jets, his problems have not been in the air but on the ground: at airports he has been requested to get dressed – and as we all know it is deeply disrespectful to request a perfect alpha to do something agains their will, certainly not cover their perfect male bodies!

But Roher, always a man friendly to his public, has taken it all in stride with a sense of humor.  "It's their loss," he quips.  "Gazing at my perfection is a favor to anyone who sees me.  If an idiotic moron requests not to see how amazing I look, they are only harming themselves!"

Roher has been stubborn about his willingness to cover up one piece of anatomy, however: his monster cock.  He has frequently let his thick fuck pole wave proud and hard as he crosses the tarmac, refusing to be pressured to cover his frightening-yet-hypnotizing dong.

"What makes me better than all of you is not just my amazing body or my amazing cock," he smiles.  "What makes me your superior is that I have the best combination of muscle and cock.  Either one alone is amazing, but my combination is why you all love me.  So in a sense, my dick is my edge, and I refuse to hide the thing that brought me to the point of superiority that I am.!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MR. ALPHA JK ROHER'S ATTITUDE ABOUT NUDITY IN PUBLIC?
ANY WORD OR TALES YOU HEARD ABOUT ROHER ON THE KNEEL PERFECT MAN LECTURE TOUR?

Thursday, March 10, 2016

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 5

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
TEEN PRO YANN PERROD TRIES YET 
AGAIN TO EXPAND HIS "BRAND" 
A TASTE OF SUCCESS?  The youngest-ever IFNB Pro, Yann Perrod, in a promo shot for the new party service
enterprise he is signed on with.  Period has a short history with pro naked bodybuilding, but a long history 
with attempts at  creating instant fame.

One of the longest cocks in the IFNB game belongs to a naked bodybuilder with one of the shortest careers, the young Yann Perrod, who made history being the first teen naked bodybuilders to turn pro.  Yet before he became a pro, Perrod was growing in fame due to his enormous cock and huge size for such a young man.  But much of his career has been colluded with privatized labs and industry sponsors who have funded the young star's rapidly rising career.  When he was still very young, Perrod was at one point signed by seven labs and 6 corporate sponsors, earning him the dismissive nickname of "Lab Rat" by fans not won over by the excitement of the idea of a teenage pro.

While Perrod's disparaging nickname is not as frequently used and his fan base grows, his lust for attention and fame continues to lure him into more and more enterprises, some of which succeed but many of which falls far short of winning him respect on the circuit.

For example, last year his ads for the ThrottleBench, a bench press with a motorized "anal stim" machine saw the hapless young muscle in the ad video trying to bench press 430 lbs while a fuck machine with a 20" dildo throttled his ass.  ThrottleBench failed as a company, but the videos of him being machine fucked remained out there, which many felt were an embarrassment to a man trying to represent himself as a muscle alpha.

Then there was his misfire working in a cum bar in 2015.  on the open market, enhanced sperm like Perrod's is so potent as to sells for roughly $1,200 per ounce, but price was not regulated in his contract and the pro semen was often sold at an embarrassingly low price of $150 per ounce.  Stuck in his contract, Perrod's high value spunk was undersold for three months before he was able to get out of the deal.

But in spite of these blunders, he has had successes as well.  And he is hoping being hired as the newest naked bodybuilder spokesperson for SpunkParties, LLC will be one of those golden opportunities.  SpunkParties is a high-price catering service that provides "cum-based cocktails and naked muscle entertainers" for high priced party-throwers.

"We are so exited to have young Mr. Perrod as the first ever IFNB pro naked bodybuilder to work for our premium service," the SpunkParties press release stated.  But why is Perrod the first?  Mainly due to the frequency of times SpunkParties wealthy patrons hire muscled studs to be used as fuckholes at group parties.  Most pro bodybuilders, eager to secure their perception as male alphas, try to tear clear of reputations that maker them seem less than dominant.

"I't amazing serving my cum to dozens of hungry men at these events," Perrod told us.  "I am one of the most perfect men in the world, and my perfect cock deserves that level of attention.  I think it's a great company."

When asked if he had yet been one of the aforementioned pass-around fuck bitches at a private party , Perrod dodged the question: "No matter what, I am an alpha," he said.  "SpunkParties is a great sponsor, and they bring muscle directly to the clientele in a real way."

As always, it's hard to tell if Perrod is a savvy self-marketer or a naked bodybuilding sell-out.

DO YOU THINK YANN PERROD IS A SELL OUT, OR JUST A YOUNG, SAVVY SELF-PROMOTER?
ARE YOU A PERROD FAN, OR THINK HE IS STILL OUT OF PLACE ON THE PRO CIRCUIT?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 4

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
THE CLUB'S LONGEST CAR RIDE 
POWER DRIVE:  IFNB Pro Jeff Paulette, a/k/a "The Club", could only stay covered so long!

When you are a top pro naked bodybuilder, you train your cock so intensely that it begins to take over.  The demands for sexual release a pro level enhanced cock places on the body are literally overwhelming.  And this is the most true of the biggest muscle brutes of the IFNB game, the megaweights.  These men are so dedicated to the sport they spend every day focused on lifting weights, flexing, eating and fucking with their monster dicks. For this reason, many top pro megaweights set up lifestyle where they can be naked all the time.

So what happens when these hyper sexual muscle brutes is forced to operate in real life?  Well, recently on a travel posing trip, Jeff "Buck" Paulette – known by fans as "The Club" – was forced to drive himself around in a rental car, and apparently a trip that should have taken only 20 minutes to drive took almost 2 hours due to the fact that Paulette had to pull over and jerk his monster cock several times on the way.

Paullette is used to living his life naked, with access to getting off whenever he likes.  Being unfairly forced into a "real world" scenario where he had to cover up was apparently too foreign to the muscle cock stud!

DO YOU THINK TOP PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE NAKED IN PUBLIC?
WOULD YOU BE OKAY TO SEE A STUD LIKE PAULETTE NUDE AND GETTING OFF IN PUBLIC?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 2

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
PRO EDUARDO BEDONE'S BUSY DAYS
OF MUSCLE, COCK AND ASS TRAINING!
GOOD TRAINING SHOWS:  IFNB Pro Eduardo redone riding back from one of his ass trainers
Shows how intensified anal stim keeps his champion muscle cock hard and throbbing even post-training.

Top naked bodybuilding pros literally live a life centered entirely on giant muscle and hard cocks 24/7.  And while us fans often marvel at their training methods, we forget just how many hours ever day they spend lifting weights and working their cocks.

In recent years, anal stim has lost a lot of the stigma it used to have for prepping a champion cock.  Hardcore ass fucking has become the norm for many top pros to stimulate more dick activity and increase load size and duration.  While it used to be that the naked bodybuilding assistants would offer their asses to brutal power fucks from pros, now it is more common for the pros themselves to need a solid ass ramming to get an edge on their cock stim game.

One of the top pros known for his amazing anal capacities is IFNB pro heavyweight Eduardo Bedone, who started out as a naked bodybuilding assistant.  The result of years of prolonged ass rape by muscular brutes with massive, beast-sized fuckpoles resulted in what is known as "ambient growth" for Eduardo.  Ambient growth is the result of being injected with the thick loads of sperm enhanced by the extreme growth chemicals these athletes use.  It is not uncommon for the receivers to experience steroid like effects from theses hot loads pumped up their ass and down their throats, and Bedone made the switch to competitor in 2012, leaving behind his time as a "backstage fuck bitch" and eventually qualifying to compete on the Mr. Alpha stage.

However, the method Bedone favors continues to be anal stim, as that is what got him huge to begin with.  Currently, Bedone has two intensified fuck sessions every day as part of his off season routine. The size and power of his dick at his last outing was proof that staying true to his roots is improving his game on stage.

While many fans have a hard time seeing a prior NBA as able to ever become a true alpha, Bedone continues to help popularize muscular dudes eagerly getting power fucked in order to get an edge in the sport they love.  While many top pros use no anal stim and achieve far more than Bedone, there is no doubt Bedone's example is proof that a top pro can use his ass to get ahead in the training.

ARE YOU A BEDONE FAN?  DID YOU KNOW HE TRAINS ASS TWICE DAILY INT HE OFF SEASON?
ARE YOU IN FAVOR OF PROS WHO USE ANAL STIM?  OR DO YOU TEND TO FAVOR THE PROS WHO MANAGE HUGE DICK AND MUSCLE THROUGH NON-ANAL STIM TECHNIQUES?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 3

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
DOUTON USES ALPHA STATUS:
CHARTERS FLIGHTS TO TRAVEL NUDE 
IN FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT:  IFNB Pro Pierre Douton, nude and hard 
during one of his privately
chartered flights

Few top IFNB pros have such commanding alpha ego as the remarkable Pierre Douton.  Aggressive and self-lusting, Douton is known on the competitive circuit as always "being the boss" in naked bodybuilding circles, often demanding those around him show respect and admiration – or else he will "show them" why they should be intimidated!

With such a dominating reputation it should be no surprise that Douton is the same way in real life. And his attitude of authoritative alpha is how he subjugates his financial sponsors as well as his fans, Currently, Douton is bankrolled by seven financial sponsors, all of which afford Douton an extravagant life or else face the wrath of his famously powerful cock.  Who here did not read the recent announcement Douton made about his new fleet of cars:

"I wanted a new ride, but my money bitch said he was broke.  That's no excuse in my book; you want to sponsor the best then you have to find a way to afford the best.  I find it disrespectful.  So I held him down and fucked him until he begged me to stop.  Screaming and crying like a little bitch, he knew how to make the ass punishment end.  Finally I got him to agree to buy me three new cars.  Took the bitch 5 hours of ass rape to come to his senses and realize that giving an alpha what he wants is the right way to be if you want to be a sponsor."
Mouton frequently uses his cock and strength as a weapon to get ahead.  And recently he forced his financial sponsors to charter a series of flights just so that he could travel naked.  Buying out entire planes, and only selling tickets to fans of Douton, just so that the muscle alpha could travel with his throbbing dong out.

WOULD YOU ENJOY HAVING THE POWER OF AN ALPHA LIKE DOUTON?
WOULD YOU LOVE TO BE ON ONE OF HIS PRIVATE FLIGHTS?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 1

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
JEFF "BUCK" PAULETTE'S RECENT
$80,000 AIRPLANE FLIGHT
UPRIGHT AND COCKED POSITION:  IFNB Pro Megaweight Jeff "Buck" Paulette, a/k/a "The Club," 
sprays his contest winning man juice during a recent flight to South America.

Most top pros have earned enough money and received huge financial sponsorships to create lifestyles where they can conveniently live 100% naked nearly all the time.  However, there are many incidents where the top physiques in the world still have to go out in "regular' public.  And when you are a top name in the sport, the chances are you'll have to engage the limitations of the world in travel.

Typically, IFNB Megaweight Pro Buck Paulette flies in private jets, as many top pros do.  The wealthy sponsors of the sport spare no expense on these physique gods.  However, recently The Club had to hustle to a pre-competition meeting for the upcoming IFNB Anaconda South American Championships.  Because of the rush, Paulette was forced to fly business class – and the results were insane.

While the sponsor of theatric purchased three seats ion one aisle for Paulette, being dressed has never been easy for the dominant muscle stud.  But the real challenge came in the form of the long flight.

Currently Paulette's training requires his cock release 15 to 20 times per day.  The 7 hour flight proved a challenge to his training regiment.  So what did the alpha stud do?  He released his monstrous dong and blew his nut.  SEVEN TIMES!

The airline proceeded to fine Mr. Paulette too the tune of $80,000.00.  Three of Paulette's sponsors begged to take care of the fines.

WOULD YOU BE OKAY ON A PLANE WHILE JEFF PAULETTE SHOT MASSIVE LOADS?
SHOULD IFNB PROS BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL NUDE?

Monday, February 8, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 20

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
CEPB OK COCK BECOMES NEWEST AMATEUR
NAKED BODYBUILDING CONTEST IN USA
HUMBLE BEGINNINGS:  Amateurs give their best during a posedown at the newly created
CEPB OK Cock Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Competition.

In a small auditorium 11 naked muscled men stood by a table, casually stroking their lubed cocks.  They were glancing around, waiting for the contest to start.  The audience had maybe 25 people dotted throughout the seats, much less than the images of rowdy naked bodybuilding contests these men saw in the media.  They were hoping to come and experience a taste of power and prowess, and were met with a humble start-up contest.

It was the first ever CEPB OK Cock Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Competition, held in the state of Oklahoma, USA, and it is officially the newest contest created on the amateur circuit.  The contest had been advertised for a mere 4 months, and only drew 11 competitors.  The whole vent lasted just under 4 hours, and a total of only 14 cumshots total were released by these amateur naked bodybuilders, 7 of which were first-time naked competitors.

This may sound measly to you fans of the pro sport, but this is actually very common for a new amateur contest.  When contest starts out, it is often very small, humble and even seems anticlimactic.  But all contests have to start somehow, and it is by maintaining the contest year after year that it can grow into a larger event.

But even though it started with an anticlimax of low attendance and few competitors, the contest itself was exciting.  "I wasn't really into the whole idea  of flexing with a hard on in front of dudes to begin with," said young amateur Jeff Mullen (pictured above).   "My buddies pressured me for months, and I went through the prep dedicated, but was still not into it.  Then when I got there and the place was basically empty I was like, I'm outta here!"  But Mullen and the other ten entrants did;t leave, and ended up having a great small competition.

"I was actually surprised how much fun it was backstage," Mullen went on.  "Like, no offense, but I am not into gay shit.  But the prep was actually really interesting and felt fucking awesome!  That's what started the change for me.  Then when I actually went out and posed, it was like a high I didn't expect!  Even with like almost no one there, it was like a rush of power!  All I thought afterwards was, like, if this is a small amateur contest, how awesome it must feel in the big leagues!"

Mullen placed second overall, and the consensus form these amateurs was that the day was a success, even if it was one of the tiniest naked bodybuilding contests ever.

It is from the magic found in a small group of men getting together  under humble conditions simply to appreciate and celebrate the undeniable superiority and power  of their muscles and cocks that is at the heart of naked bodybuilding competition.  Contests like the OK Cock represent the truest essence of this spirit.  Every contest you know – from the quirky IFNB Dick Show to the fanfare of the Mr. Alpha – started in a similar humble and even doubtful way.

But judging by the small crowd of cum-splattered muscle men, all smiling and proud, the sport is unstoppable and will persist.  As will the OK Cock, which announced it's next year's date already.

And will we see the same competitors back?  Just about all told our reporters that, yes, they will be returning.  "And next year the top spot is mine," Mullen promised.  Not only is another competitor born, but another contest as well!

DID YOU KNOW THAT CONTESTS OFTEN START SO SMALL AND HUMBLE?
WAS IT SURPRISING TO LEARN THAT THEY ARE NOT AS FANCY AND FLASHY AS THE PRO SHOWS YOU LOVE TO FOLLOW?

Sunday, January 31, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 19

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB AMATEUR CONGO FLEX & CUM LAUNCHED
SEVERAL TOP PROS WHILE THEY WERE AMATEUR
THE NEXT HORNY HOPEFULS?:  Thick-donged amateur naked bodybuilders at the ANFB Amateur Congo Flex & Cum
hope to follow in the footsteps of some of the biggest names on the African naked bodybuilding circuit. 

Unlike it's non-naked counterpart, naked bodybuilding is very popular in many African nations.  The annual IFNB Pan-Afrique Pro has become one of the top pro contests anticipated every year, and attracts many non-African pros because it's competition is so intense.

With such a strong pro naked muscle game, Africa's amateur circuit is equally vibrant, even if perhaps not as well funded as other parts of the world.  The AFNB (Amateur Federation of Naked Bodybuilding) runs most of the amateur contests, along with a few small independent, locally-run leagues.  But the near monopoly of AFNB-based events makes the African amateur game far more professional than many other regions, which results in a more challenging competitive landscape for amateurs.  This heightened competition is why so many of the pros who originated in the African pro arena dominate the international pro circuit.

Snake Assombo beside
older brother and fellow pro
Charles Assombo in 2013
One of the biggest amateur naked bodybuilding events is the AFNB Congo Flex & Cum, where an overall win there can earn a competitor their pro-card ticket into the IFNB pro ranks.  The contest has actually become known for launching several pro careers, and almost every big name pro of African descent competed in the Congo F&C at some point early in their career.

Snake Assombo in 2012
Recently the Congolese event became the launching point for one of the most amazing cocks to ever step on a pro stage, John "Snake" Assombo.  Assombo's lesser-known older brother Charles Assombo had turned pro in 2007, and Snake was eager to follow in his older brother's footsteps. Assombo was spotted in 2009 as a young man competing in the Congo Flex & Cum by the mega-wealthy naked bodybuilding mogul Hugo Hackelberg.  Assombo's super-long enhanced cock immediately captured Hackelberg's insatiable appetite for alpha dick, and he knew all Snake needed as funding too develop the muscle to match.

Hackelberg's intuition about investing in Snake Assombo panned out, as so many Hackelberh intuitions often do.  As we all know, Snake earned his pro status in 2012 at the Congo Flex & Cum (all be it via what many thought controversial favoritism).  While heightened pro success has eluded him on the pro circuit, he remains wildly popular as a pro naked bodybuilder for possessing one of the largest freak cocks in the pro game.

The AFNB remains humble about it's launching of both Assombo brothers, as well as  of starting the professional careers of other top naked bodybuilding names like Heavyweight Chadon Ulowe, Middleweight Bernie Tavo, and Heavyweight Alonne Bas.

Megastar Pierre Douton, one of the top IFNB pros who's start was in the African amateur circuit, also competed as a very young man in the Congo Flex & Cum.  However, he did not turn pro at this event, and in fact ironically placed very poorly all four times he competed. It just goes to show how much it takes to become a pro when one of the very top naked bodybuilders in the world struggled at the start of his career. 

ISN'T IT AWESOME THAT SOME AMATEUR CONTESTS HAVE SUCH A STRONG HISTORY WITH HELPING PROS EARN THEIR PRO STATUS?
DID YOU KNOW THE CONGO FLEX & CUM HAD SUCH A REPUTATION?

Friday, January 29, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 18

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
MUSCLE-ENHANCING CUM FARMING DISTRIBUTOR
CITED FOR FALSE CLAIMS, USING NON-PRO LOADS
TRUE STUD, FALSE CLAIMS: AN exceptionally well hung young bodybuilder's monster enhanced cock
is inspected at an unregistered backroom cum farming company.  The bodybuilder is not a pro, even though 
the cum farm claims all it's stud juice is top grade registered pro-level cum.  

It is widely known that the intricate chemistry which alters a bodybuilder's physique to make their muscle monstrous AND cause superhuman cock growth also alters the delicious cum those bodybuilders produce.  One shot of enhanced bodybuilder cum is more potent for muscle growth than the vast majority of steroids and drugs out here.  Which is why the enhanced cum farming industry has grown rapidly in the past 15 years.  Muscle-cum based supplements have grown in popularity for both their potency and flavor, making the demand for this hot enhanced seed very high.

But regulating the cum farming is a recent development, which means a lot of cum farms are merely distributing normal grade musclecock juice.  The Institute For Reverance of Alpha Power (IRAP) Reverence is a private regulatory agency that began ranking and testing cum farms for potency in 2011, allowing supplement companies to know the potency of the sperm they are adding to their products and the public too better gauge the effects of muscle spunk.   The IRAP grading system rates cum loads five tiers, from "Affective" on the lowest rating through to "Volatile" at the most potent.  To give an idea of these levels, keep in mind the lowest is still enhanced, while the top – produced by supercocks like Pierre Douton and Carlos Monza – causes quite literally instantaneous growth affects.

But while stringency has been on the rise, there are still underhanded cum farms that distribute loads with false IRAP ratings.  Recently, IRAP released a report about one such cum farm, Authentic Arousal Labs.  Apparently Authentic not only falsely labels it's cum shipments, it also lies about their sources.  According to the report:

"Upwards of 65% of the samples labeled for shipping [from Authentic Arousal Labs] was milked from non-competitive enhanced penises, yet labeled falsely as IRAP Pro-Grade.  Consumer believing they are swelling pro naked bodybuilder sperm were often drinking cum from non competitive muscled men.  Even though the cum is genuinely from bodybuilders, these are hardly IRAP Pro-Grade loads."
IRAP's report about Authentic Arousal Labs also went on to explain that while all samples tested were within potency scale standards (i.e., were definitely muscle enhancing loads), they were often labeled at higher potencies than was the actual  case:

"The majority of gallons of sperm which was labeled as Level 4 ("Excessive Grade") cum loads actually tested at Level 2 ("Heightened Grade") or lower.  None of the barrels of Level 5 ("Volatile Grade") cum was tested above Level 3 Grade ("Intensified")."
The only loads correctly labeled by Authentic Arousal were the lowest grade loads.  Which means that all the companies which took sperm supply from Authentic's cum farm were using sub-grade sperm.  

Authentic Arousal Labs refused to respond to our contact, but sent an email which explained that they stood by their cum loads.  "While it is true we do farm from non-competitive amateur muscle cock, these are exceptional muscle men with highly enhanced penis sizes, " the email explains.  "While we feel bad that IRAP fails to agree that our muscled amateurs are of equivalent grades as competitive pro level cock, we are certain our cum is ethically distributed and that much of the IRAP report is skewed misinterpretation."

While a strong denial of the IRAP findings, several muscle cum supplements companies have hustled to pull products made from the mislabeled cum shipments.  Some of the most popular affected cum supplements affected are:

  • Thik'N'Joocy Pre Workout Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • Wadz Cum Protein by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • Shlurp Post Cock Training Recovery Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • SpermXtreme Protein Drink from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Hard Terror Pre-Cock-Training Formula from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Loaded Brand Cum-Filled Capsules from BullyForce Nutrition
  • DickBreath Alpha Cum Flavored Chews from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Pro Wads Protein Mix from Exellor, Inc.
  • Jizz Burst Pre Workout from Exellor, Inc.
  • SukItDown! Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
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AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 17

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB POWERDONG AMATEUR CLASSIC 
SEEKS IFNB PRO-LEVEL  STATUS
HORNY AND EAGER: Some amazing amateur-level Middleweight class muscle asses
hitting rear double biceps poses at this year's ANFB PowerDong Amateur Classic.  
The stage was crowded in every class due to incredible entry numbers, motivating
the promoters of the PowerDong to petition for IFNB pro-level status.

When you have over 160 naked muscle men trying to show off their beef and wave their cocks in your face, you know you have an amazing event.  And for the past 16 years, the AFNB PowerDong has grown it's amateur-level contest to be one of the biggest amateur-level naked bodybuilding events in the world.  And this is why it was big news when the IFNB announced that the PowerDong is in the final running to be granted IFNB pro-contest status.

"It's been the lifelong dream of mine [and the other two promoters of the AFNB PowerDong] to one day be crammed into a room full of nude horny athletes all trying to show off how much more aggressively sexual and well built they are," said the PowerDong's long-time head promoter Perry Arlon.  "Now knowing that our efforts might become a world-class pro-level event make the years of work worth it!"

The PowerDong got it's start in 1982 as the NANEC Southern States.  The NANEC (North American Naked Exhibition Conference) was an small, USA-based amateur naked bodybuilding league that went under in 1994, being absorbed into he AFNB.  The NANEC Southern States was one of the struggling league's bigger events, which was why Perry Arlon was attracted to the contest in 1990.

"I had just competed for my fourth time at the Southern States in 1989," Arlon recalled.  My coach Edward "Jack" Vetter approached me a week after the event and asked me if I wanted to switch from being a competitor to a promoter and try to take over the contest.  I jumped at the opportunity!"  Arlon and Vetter pulled in wealthy friend Chris Orit, and switched sanctions from the NANEC to the AFNB, along with changing the contests's name to the PowerDong Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Classic.

"We knew the NANED was struggling," Arlon explained.  "The NANEC was one of the few leagues that had mandatory onstage jerk off round, which was fun but not necessarily as focused on bodybuilding.  I remember frantically yanking my meat on stage with 12-15 other guys, trying to get off as many times as possible.  It was exciting, but not really about bodybuilding, which is why the NANEC was not going to make it as a league overall."

Arlon, Vetter and Orit worked hard to bring in private sponsors to the event, even though it was an amateur-level contest.  in 2008 the PowerDong was recognized as a pro-qualifying event, which means a win at the PowerDong earns a competitor a chance to turn pro in the IFNB.  "You have to have that kind of clout if you want a contest to grow," Orit told us.  "While you want to stay accessible to amateurs new to the sport, you really need to up the stakes of competition.  Becoming a pro-qualifying amateur event attracted a stronger batch of amateur naked competitors, and it has improved ever since."

Which is why the PowerDong began petitioning for pro status in 2013.  And this year the IFNB chairs put the growing contest on the short list of potential new IFNB pro events.  "While we will always keep an amateur division at the PowerDong, the chance to host pro-level competitors is too amazing to turn up," Arlon said.

And where did the name PowerDong come from?  Arlon laughs: "Oh, that's from the days when Jack Vetter was still coaching naked bodybuilding.  He used to train hands-free cumming agility by power fucking his athletes for hours.  You weren't allowed to touch your dick, and he wouldn't let top unless you shot your wad hands free.  Sometimes he'd pound you for hours, and we were amazed at his stamina.  He was nicknamed "Coach Power Dong" among his trainees, and so when its was time to rename the contest, we decided to commemorate the aggressive tactics he used to get dozens of young naked men on stage with strong handsfree cum posing skills."

DO YOU HOPE THE POWERING TURNS PRO, AND GET TAKEN OVER BY THE IFNB?
WIUYLD YOU WANT TO SEE THE NAME CHANGED WHEN THE CONTEST TURNS OPRO, IOR REMAIN THE POWERDONG?