Monday, March 28, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 2

NEWLY-TURNED PRO EMMANUEL NEUVILLE
MAKES THE ANACONDA HIS FIRST PRO COMPETITION
THE SWAGGER OF A PRO: Sensational new pro IFNB naked bodybuilder Emmenuel Neuville
arrives at the  pre-contest registration for the IFNB Anaconda South American Championships
with no cloths, and no bag – the way the true alphas arrive!  Self-assuming he has permission to be 
nude simply because of how beautiful his body and cock are.  


Sliding into the role of pro-level alpha muscle, Emmanuel Neuville arrived at the competition hall for registration into the 2016 IFNB Anaconda completely nude, confidently strolling in and through the building to the registration tables.  His monstrous cock was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock hard in front of him, swinging dramatically with every step of his thick torso.

Neuville has never competed yet in the pro circuit, having recently qualified as a pro-level naked bodybuilding in the AFNB Amateur Mr. France.  Having caught the eye of many wealthy sponsors, the young competitor has fast-tracked himself into the Anaconda to be sure to get some pro-level competitive experience.  But with the admirably arrogant overconfidence he exhibited, one is left to wonder if he even needs the experience to keep the spotlight on him!

Insiders are not surprised that the native French muscle god decided to fly to South America fort his first international pro naked event.  His recent clandestine meeting with multi-trillionnaire naked bodybuilding mogul Hugo Hackelberg tipped off fan followers that he would be in the next event that Hackelberg bankrolled.  And as Hackelberg has invested quit a sum of money into this year's Anaconda, it's no surprise Neuville has chosen this as his first pro competition.  However, to be under Hackelberg's sponsorship and competing at a Hackelberg-funded event may raise suspicion of favoritism.  Did the superheavyuweight muscle beast sell out on his first foray into pro competition?

We could not ascertain exactly who is bankrolling this amazing stud's first pro event, but we saw no clear signs of Hackelberg's usual high-profile branding among the Neuville coaching entourage.  While he played coy when we asked, Neuville did playfully explain how he is affording such an expensive first pro outing.

"I have this contest bankrolled by several wealthy bitches who believe as I do," Neuville grinned.  "That they owe me their money as tribute for the privilege of my presence.  And so I take it from them to do as I want; to do the thing I love: flex and cum for the world.  You see, there are two types of men in the world: alphas, and the bitches who beg for their attention.  Bitches have the money, but men deserve it.  I am amazing enough of an alpha to not worry about where the next check will come from, because let's face it: everyone wants to be associated with a man like me!"

As for Hackelberg?  "That dude is the biggest bitch for muscle I have ever met," Neuville laughed.  "He was begging to give me so much funding. I took what I want, yes, but I signed nothing with him.  He is the type of muscle slut who begs men like me to fuck him, but can barely handle the punishment he begged for,  He deserves to have his money taken, but does not deserve to be named as a sponsor if he can't even show respect to an alpha cock by not passing out while being ass-pounded!"

Which we presume means he did get funded, but is not an official Hackelberg sponsor.  That level of power play is typical of a far more seasoned pro, and if that is the level at which he dominates, all signs point to an amazing career for this new pro stud, and a great outing at the Anaconda!

HOW DO YOU THINK NEVILLE WILL DO IN HIS FIRST PRO-LEVEL COMPETITION?
DO YOU THINK HE IS SECRETLY FUNDED BY CONTEST SPONSOR, HUGO HACKELBERG?  WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE REAL STORY?

Thursday, March 24, 2016

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 1

IT'S COMING!
THE ANACONDA 2016
The IFNB Report is excited to bring you the action from the 
2016 Anaconda South America Professional Naked Bodybuilding Championships!


One of the fastest growing professional naked bodybuilding events is one we at the IFNB Report have not yet covered.  Yet this year we have shifted our spring schedule and flown our photographers and reporters to brazil to bring you, for the first time, The Anaconda, South American Pro Naked Bodybuilding Championships.

True fans of the sport know the Anaconda has been host to some of the biggest names in the international pro naked bodybuilding circuit.  Super Heavyweight Pro Carlos Monza, a/k/a "the True Alpha," won the overall at the Anaconda in 2011 and 2013.  In 2010 pro Middleweight Lukas Carin set the international single-round cum record for middleweights, spewing 21 rounds!  Carin has retired from pro naked bodybuilding, but still holds the cum record for a single posing round in the Middleweight pro class.  

But perhaps the most notable name to emerge from the Anaconda is the Eduardo Bedone, who took the overall in 2014 to qualify for the Mr. Alpha.  Begone's previous long career as a naked bodybuilding assistant often found him backstage at the Anaconda, being held down and repetitively fucked in the ass and throat without any say in the matter as the pros prepared their cocks for the stage.  It makes sense, then, that the muscle stud who used to be seen as little more than cock training equipment should emerge victorious at the same contest where he took so much monster cock.

This year the contest has taken on sponsorship from the Hackelberg Muscle Devotion Group, owned by incredibly rich Hugo Hackelberg, a man obsessively devoted as a worshipper of male muscle and cock.  Hackelberg has been trying to break into the contest promotion game, but his profit-driven corporate interests usually have conflicts of interest with the purity of the sport.  This is where the HMD Group comes in.  The HMD Group provides non competitive hosting sponsorship, including show promotion, hotel accommodations, celebrations, vendors, and more.  

Fans worry if Hackelberg's influence will be seen in how the contest unfolds.  However, the HMD Group has no direct sponsorship or sway over official proceedings.

Many pros have already flown to the event for the pre-contest preparations, and rumors have it that this will be an interesting and competitive event, with many lesser-recognized faces on the pro circuit trying to reach elite pro status.  

ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ANACONDA?
ARE ANY FANS PLANNING ON ATTENDING?  HAS ANYONE BEEN TO THIS CONTEST BEFORE?

Thursday, March 17, 2016

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 7

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
EDUARDO BEDONE COLLUDES TRAINING
WITH HIS SOCIAL LIFE BUDDIES.
BULKED BONER BUDDIES:  Anal stim pro trainer Edgar Bettles used to be hired by 
IFNB pro Eduardo Bedone for intense anale stim.  While Bettles still regularly ruins Bedone's 
gaping fuck hole during training, the two are now just training buddies.

When your life centers around giant hard cock, swollen monster muscle and raw alpha power, it can be surprisingly hard to make friends.  Fans just want you to fuck them, sponsors want you to bully them for money, and fellow competitors often become casual enemies.  Meanwhile, the lifestyle of training, fucking, eating, stroking, posing, cumming and rest leaves very little time for a social life.  No wonder we admire these gods of muscle and cock so much – they are truly, passionately dedicated to their male power in every minute of life!

However, that is not to say the top pros don't have any social life at all.  It's just to say that friends and buddies usually emerge from the sport of naked bodybuilding.  It's very common for naked bodybuilders to have social lives comprised entirely of fellow muscle brutes with relentlessly horny giant dicks.

Recently the IFNB Report caught up with Bedone while he was traveling with a few of his buddies on a very rare, short vacation.  In his small entourage was a name you will instantly recognize if you are familiar with the naked bodybuilding pro circuit in the USA: Edgar Bettles.  Bettles is a stim coach who differentiated his young career by specializing in training competitors' holes with intensive ass stimulation training programs.  While the majority of stim coaches stay with the tried and true cock stim methods, a few like Bettles have focused on cock performance via anal stim, following the trend among pros to ensure better cock performance on stage.

Given Bedone's prior career as a fuck hole back stage to the pros, it is no wonder he hired Bettles eatery on in the transition from naked bodybuilding equipment to competitive naked bodybuilder.  Battles was already known in the game, and many of his controversially brutal techniques seemed a perfect fit for a man who had worked several years being passed around by muscled monster picked beasts fucking ruthlessly with no concern for his hole's comfort.  As we all know, Bedone's on stage cock performance began dazzling judges, and he has risen in the ranks in spite of being seen by many fellow competitors as merely a fuck bitch trying to put on airs.

However, over the years the two men became friends and even training partners, and the official role of fuck coach and athlete hole were shed a while ago.

"I tend to prefer to only hang with other alphas, the way most pro naked bodybuilders do," Bedone told us.  "And Ed is pure alpha.  It shows in his attitude, and especially with the ruthless manner he ruins muscle hole in training.  We had a connection from the start, and friendship was inevitable."

But even though  the two men now share a relationship more casual then professional, that is not to say Bettles does not still abuse the monstrous pros gaping fuck hole regularly.

"I was hired originally to push [Eduardo's] performance to a new height," Bettles explained.  "While the chemicals these men use increase cock growth and performance, in the end we all know it is how you train a dick that makes the difference.  And with his past in being so anally abused, I knew I had to step up my game in an assault of programs and exercises for his hole that would make a normal man pass out in agony.  But he held strong and not only followed my training, but is one of the top pros in the world now, with a cock that any man would envy.  It was his attitude that made me realize that not only do I want a hand in his training – and maybe a couple hands in his ass – but also to chill as buddies after training."

Battles was sparse with details on what programs he still runs with Eduardo, which makes sense as Bedone is seeking to compete later in the year, and protecting their strategy is key.  But it's clear the level of training these two men put Bedone's ass through as buddies is just as intense as when Bettles was a hired coach of Bedone.

WHAT TECHNIQUES OR EXERCISES IN ASS PUNISHMENT DO YOU THINK BETTLES USSES TO HELP BEDONE'S COCK STAY HARDER LONGER AND CONTEST-READY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ANAL STIM COACHES?  OVERKILL OR A COMPETITIVE EDGE FOR ON STAGE COCK PERFORMANCE?

Monday, March 14, 2016

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 6

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
IFNB REIGNING MR. ALPHA JK ROHER'S LECTURE TOUR BELEAGURED BY CLOTHING. 
CAN'T KEEP A GOOD COCK COVERED:  While the reigning Mr. Alpha JK Roher shows great patience
 tolerating the need to wear clothed in certain places, he nonetheless refuses to cover the official top cock on the planet
while crossing the tarmac towards his latest flight on his Perfect Man Lecture Tour.

The common rules of body exposure are an everyday life are a problem for all top professional naked bodybuilders in the game, but perhaps no one has a harder time with it than a reigning Mr. Alpha.  While the average pro naked bodybuilder can commend financial sponsors to create living spaces where they can exist nude nearly all the time, the Mr. A's are often traveling out of their personal freedom zones.  And it is in this travel that any naked bodybuilder struggles with being suddenly dressed, let alone the angst caused by covering up what is considered the ultimate alpha male body in the world!

Recently, the fan-savvy reigning two-time Mr. Alpha, JK Roher, held one of this traveling tours.  Eight cities, small audiences and high price seating are a theme he has used before in his many, many publicity junkets, so fans were not surprised to learn that each leg of the tour would allow only 100 fans attendance for exorbitantly high pricing.  (Recently a ticket was resold for $12,000!  While that is NOT the selling price, it shows how desperate fans are to experience the perfect make power of Roher in the flesh.)

Sponsored by Kneel Cock Training Systems, the brand responsible for many popular pieces of cock training stim equipment you'd see in any cock training session, The Perfect Man Tour is hitting smaller cities and venues which means Roher has had to deal with local pushback on his ability to be naked during travel.  While all his flights are in private jets, his problems have not been in the air but on the ground: at airports he has been requested to get dressed – and as we all know it is deeply disrespectful to request a perfect alpha to do something agains their will, certainly not cover their perfect male bodies!

But Roher, always a man friendly to his public, has taken it all in stride with a sense of humor.  "It's their loss," he quips.  "Gazing at my perfection is a favor to anyone who sees me.  If an idiotic moron requests not to see how amazing I look, they are only harming themselves!"

Roher has been stubborn about his willingness to cover up one piece of anatomy, however: his monster cock.  He has frequently let his thick fuck pole wave proud and hard as he crosses the tarmac, refusing to be pressured to cover his frightening-yet-hypnotizing dong.

"What makes me better than all of you is not just my amazing body or my amazing cock," he smiles.  "What makes me your superior is that I have the best combination of muscle and cock.  Either one alone is amazing, but my combination is why you all love me.  So in a sense, my dick is my edge, and I refuse to hide the thing that brought me to the point of superiority that I am.!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MR. ALPHA JK ROHER'S ATTITUDE ABOUT NUDITY IN PUBLIC?
ANY WORD OR TALES YOU HEARD ABOUT ROHER ON THE KNEEL PERFECT MAN LECTURE TOUR?

Thursday, March 10, 2016

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 5

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
TEEN PRO YANN PERROD TRIES YET 
AGAIN TO EXPAND HIS "BRAND" 
A TASTE OF SUCCESS?  The youngest-ever IFNB Pro, Yann Perrod, in a promo shot for the new party service
enterprise he is signed on with.  Period has a short history with pro naked bodybuilding, but a long history 
with attempts at  creating instant fame.

One of the longest cocks in the IFNB game belongs to a naked bodybuilder with one of the shortest careers, the young Yann Perrod, who made history being the first teen naked bodybuilders to turn pro.  Yet before he became a pro, Perrod was growing in fame due to his enormous cock and huge size for such a young man.  But much of his career has been colluded with privatized labs and industry sponsors who have funded the young star's rapidly rising career.  When he was still very young, Perrod was at one point signed by seven labs and 6 corporate sponsors, earning him the dismissive nickname of "Lab Rat" by fans not won over by the excitement of the idea of a teenage pro.

While Perrod's disparaging nickname is not as frequently used and his fan base grows, his lust for attention and fame continues to lure him into more and more enterprises, some of which succeed but many of which falls far short of winning him respect on the circuit.

For example, last year his ads for the ThrottleBench, a bench press with a motorized "anal stim" machine saw the hapless young muscle in the ad video trying to bench press 430 lbs while a fuck machine with a 20" dildo throttled his ass.  ThrottleBench failed as a company, but the videos of him being machine fucked remained out there, which many felt were an embarrassment to a man trying to represent himself as a muscle alpha.

Then there was his misfire working in a cum bar in 2015.  on the open market, enhanced sperm like Perrod's is so potent as to sells for roughly $1,200 per ounce, but price was not regulated in his contract and the pro semen was often sold at an embarrassingly low price of $150 per ounce.  Stuck in his contract, Perrod's high value spunk was undersold for three months before he was able to get out of the deal.

But in spite of these blunders, he has had successes as well.  And he is hoping being hired as the newest naked bodybuilder spokesperson for SpunkParties, LLC will be one of those golden opportunities.  SpunkParties is a high-price catering service that provides "cum-based cocktails and naked muscle entertainers" for high priced party-throwers.

"We are so exited to have young Mr. Perrod as the first ever IFNB pro naked bodybuilder to work for our premium service," the SpunkParties press release stated.  But why is Perrod the first?  Mainly due to the frequency of times SpunkParties wealthy patrons hire muscled studs to be used as fuckholes at group parties.  Most pro bodybuilders, eager to secure their perception as male alphas, try to tear clear of reputations that maker them seem less than dominant.

"I't amazing serving my cum to dozens of hungry men at these events," Perrod told us.  "I am one of the most perfect men in the world, and my perfect cock deserves that level of attention.  I think it's a great company."

When asked if he had yet been one of the aforementioned pass-around fuck bitches at a private party , Perrod dodged the question: "No matter what, I am an alpha," he said.  "SpunkParties is a great sponsor, and they bring muscle directly to the clientele in a real way."

As always, it's hard to tell if Perrod is a savvy self-marketer or a naked bodybuilding sell-out.

DO YOU THINK YANN PERROD IS A SELL OUT, OR JUST A YOUNG, SAVVY SELF-PROMOTER?
ARE YOU A PERROD FAN, OR THINK HE IS STILL OUT OF PLACE ON THE PRO CIRCUIT?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 4

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
THE CLUB'S LONGEST CAR RIDE 
POWER DRIVE:  IFNB Pro Jeff Paulette, a/k/a "The Club", could only stay covered so long!

When you are a top pro naked bodybuilder, you train your cock so intensely that it begins to take over.  The demands for sexual release a pro level enhanced cock places on the body are literally overwhelming.  And this is the most true of the biggest muscle brutes of the IFNB game, the megaweights.  These men are so dedicated to the sport they spend every day focused on lifting weights, flexing, eating and fucking with their monster dicks. For this reason, many top pro megaweights set up lifestyle where they can be naked all the time.

So what happens when these hyper sexual muscle brutes is forced to operate in real life?  Well, recently on a travel posing trip, Jeff "Buck" Paulette – known by fans as "The Club" – was forced to drive himself around in a rental car, and apparently a trip that should have taken only 20 minutes to drive took almost 2 hours due to the fact that Paulette had to pull over and jerk his monster cock several times on the way.

Paullette is used to living his life naked, with access to getting off whenever he likes.  Being unfairly forced into a "real world" scenario where he had to cover up was apparently too foreign to the muscle cock stud!

DO YOU THINK TOP PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE NAKED IN PUBLIC?
WOULD YOU BE OKAY TO SEE A STUD LIKE PAULETTE NUDE AND GETTING OFF IN PUBLIC?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 2

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
PRO EDUARDO BEDONE'S BUSY DAYS
OF MUSCLE, COCK AND ASS TRAINING!
GOOD TRAINING SHOWS:  IFNB Pro Eduardo redone riding back from one of his ass trainers
Shows how intensified anal stim keeps his champion muscle cock hard and throbbing even post-training.

Top naked bodybuilding pros literally live a life centered entirely on giant muscle and hard cocks 24/7.  And while us fans often marvel at their training methods, we forget just how many hours ever day they spend lifting weights and working their cocks.

In recent years, anal stim has lost a lot of the stigma it used to have for prepping a champion cock.  Hardcore ass fucking has become the norm for many top pros to stimulate more dick activity and increase load size and duration.  While it used to be that the naked bodybuilding assistants would offer their asses to brutal power fucks from pros, now it is more common for the pros themselves to need a solid ass ramming to get an edge on their cock stim game.

One of the top pros known for his amazing anal capacities is IFNB pro heavyweight Eduardo Bedone, who started out as a naked bodybuilding assistant.  The result of years of prolonged ass rape by muscular brutes with massive, beast-sized fuckpoles resulted in what is known as "ambient growth" for Eduardo.  Ambient growth is the result of being injected with the thick loads of sperm enhanced by the extreme growth chemicals these athletes use.  It is not uncommon for the receivers to experience steroid like effects from theses hot loads pumped up their ass and down their throats, and Bedone made the switch to competitor in 2012, leaving behind his time as a "backstage fuck bitch" and eventually qualifying to compete on the Mr. Alpha stage.

However, the method Bedone favors continues to be anal stim, as that is what got him huge to begin with.  Currently, Bedone has two intensified fuck sessions every day as part of his off season routine. The size and power of his dick at his last outing was proof that staying true to his roots is improving his game on stage.

While many fans have a hard time seeing a prior NBA as able to ever become a true alpha, Bedone continues to help popularize muscular dudes eagerly getting power fucked in order to get an edge in the sport they love.  While many top pros use no anal stim and achieve far more than Bedone, there is no doubt Bedone's example is proof that a top pro can use his ass to get ahead in the training.

ARE YOU A BEDONE FAN?  DID YOU KNOW HE TRAINS ASS TWICE DAILY INT HE OFF SEASON?
ARE YOU IN FAVOR OF PROS WHO USE ANAL STIM?  OR DO YOU TEND TO FAVOR THE PROS WHO MANAGE HUGE DICK AND MUSCLE THROUGH NON-ANAL STIM TECHNIQUES?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 3

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
DOUTON USES ALPHA STATUS:
CHARTERS FLIGHTS TO TRAVEL NUDE 
IN FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT:  IFNB Pro Pierre Douton, nude and hard 
during one of his privately
chartered flights

Few top IFNB pros have such commanding alpha ego as the remarkable Pierre Douton.  Aggressive and self-lusting, Douton is known on the competitive circuit as always "being the boss" in naked bodybuilding circles, often demanding those around him show respect and admiration – or else he will "show them" why they should be intimidated!

With such a dominating reputation it should be no surprise that Douton is the same way in real life. And his attitude of authoritative alpha is how he subjugates his financial sponsors as well as his fans, Currently, Douton is bankrolled by seven financial sponsors, all of which afford Douton an extravagant life or else face the wrath of his famously powerful cock.  Who here did not read the recent announcement Douton made about his new fleet of cars:

"I wanted a new ride, but my money bitch said he was broke.  That's no excuse in my book; you want to sponsor the best then you have to find a way to afford the best.  I find it disrespectful.  So I held him down and fucked him until he begged me to stop.  Screaming and crying like a little bitch, he knew how to make the ass punishment end.  Finally I got him to agree to buy me three new cars.  Took the bitch 5 hours of ass rape to come to his senses and realize that giving an alpha what he wants is the right way to be if you want to be a sponsor."
Mouton frequently uses his cock and strength as a weapon to get ahead.  And recently he forced his financial sponsors to charter a series of flights just so that he could travel naked.  Buying out entire planes, and only selling tickets to fans of Douton, just so that the muscle alpha could travel with his throbbing dong out.

WOULD YOU ENJOY HAVING THE POWER OF AN ALPHA LIKE DOUTON?
WOULD YOU LOVE TO BE ON ONE OF HIS PRIVATE FLIGHTS?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 1

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS
JEFF "BUCK" PAULETTE'S RECENT
$80,000 AIRPLANE FLIGHT
UPRIGHT AND COCKED POSITION:  IFNB Pro Megaweight Jeff "Buck" Paulette, a/k/a "The Club," 
sprays his contest winning man juice during a recent flight to South America.

Most top pros have earned enough money and received huge financial sponsorships to create lifestyles where they can conveniently live 100% naked nearly all the time.  However, there are many incidents where the top physiques in the world still have to go out in "regular' public.  And when you are a top name in the sport, the chances are you'll have to engage the limitations of the world in travel.

Typically, IFNB Megaweight Pro Buck Paulette flies in private jets, as many top pros do.  The wealthy sponsors of the sport spare no expense on these physique gods.  However, recently The Club had to hustle to a pre-competition meeting for the upcoming IFNB Anaconda South American Championships.  Because of the rush, Paulette was forced to fly business class – and the results were insane.

While the sponsor of theatric purchased three seats ion one aisle for Paulette, being dressed has never been easy for the dominant muscle stud.  But the real challenge came in the form of the long flight.

Currently Paulette's training requires his cock release 15 to 20 times per day.  The 7 hour flight proved a challenge to his training regiment.  So what did the alpha stud do?  He released his monstrous dong and blew his nut.  SEVEN TIMES!

The airline proceeded to fine Mr. Paulette too the tune of $80,000.00.  Three of Paulette's sponsors begged to take care of the fines.

WOULD YOU BE OKAY ON A PLANE WHILE JEFF PAULETTE SHOT MASSIVE LOADS?
SHOULD IFNB PROS BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL NUDE?

Monday, February 8, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 20

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
CEPB OK COCK BECOMES NEWEST AMATEUR
NAKED BODYBUILDING CONTEST IN USA
HUMBLE BEGINNINGS:  Amateurs give their best during a posedown at the newly created
CEPB OK Cock Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Competition.

In a small auditorium 11 naked muscled men stood by a table, casually stroking their lubed cocks.  They were glancing around, waiting for the contest to start.  The audience had maybe 25 people dotted throughout the seats, much less than the images of rowdy naked bodybuilding contests these men saw in the media.  They were hoping to come and experience a taste of power and prowess, and were met with a humble start-up contest.

It was the first ever CEPB OK Cock Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Competition, held in the state of Oklahoma, USA, and it is officially the newest contest created on the amateur circuit.  The contest had been advertised for a mere 4 months, and only drew 11 competitors.  The whole vent lasted just under 4 hours, and a total of only 14 cumshots total were released by these amateur naked bodybuilders, 7 of which were first-time naked competitors.

This may sound measly to you fans of the pro sport, but this is actually very common for a new amateur contest.  When contest starts out, it is often very small, humble and even seems anticlimactic.  But all contests have to start somehow, and it is by maintaining the contest year after year that it can grow into a larger event.

But even though it started with an anticlimax of low attendance and few competitors, the contest itself was exciting.  "I wasn't really into the whole idea  of flexing with a hard on in front of dudes to begin with," said young amateur Jeff Mullen (pictured above).   "My buddies pressured me for months, and I went through the prep dedicated, but was still not into it.  Then when I got there and the place was basically empty I was like, I'm outta here!"  But Mullen and the other ten entrants did;t leave, and ended up having a great small competition.

"I was actually surprised how much fun it was backstage," Mullen went on.  "Like, no offense, but I am not into gay shit.  But the prep was actually really interesting and felt fucking awesome!  That's what started the change for me.  Then when I actually went out and posed, it was like a high I didn't expect!  Even with like almost no one there, it was like a rush of power!  All I thought afterwards was, like, if this is a small amateur contest, how awesome it must feel in the big leagues!"

Mullen placed second overall, and the consensus form these amateurs was that the day was a success, even if it was one of the tiniest naked bodybuilding contests ever.

It is from the magic found in a small group of men getting together  under humble conditions simply to appreciate and celebrate the undeniable superiority and power  of their muscles and cocks that is at the heart of naked bodybuilding competition.  Contests like the OK Cock represent the truest essence of this spirit.  Every contest you know – from the quirky IFNB Dick Show to the fanfare of the Mr. Alpha – started in a similar humble and even doubtful way.

But judging by the small crowd of cum-splattered muscle men, all smiling and proud, the sport is unstoppable and will persist.  As will the OK Cock, which announced it's next year's date already.

And will we see the same competitors back?  Just about all told our reporters that, yes, they will be returning.  "And next year the top spot is mine," Mullen promised.  Not only is another competitor born, but another contest as well!

DID YOU KNOW THAT CONTESTS OFTEN START SO SMALL AND HUMBLE?
WAS IT SURPRISING TO LEARN THAT THEY ARE NOT AS FANCY AND FLASHY AS THE PRO SHOWS YOU LOVE TO FOLLOW?

Sunday, January 31, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 19

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB AMATEUR CONGO FLEX & CUM LAUNCHED
SEVERAL TOP PROS WHILE THEY WERE AMATEUR
THE NEXT HORNY HOPEFULS?:  Thick-donged amateur naked bodybuilders at the ANFB Amateur Congo Flex & Cum
hope to follow in the footsteps of some of the biggest names on the African naked bodybuilding circuit. 

Unlike it's non-naked counterpart, naked bodybuilding is very popular in many African nations.  The annual IFNB Pan-Afrique Pro has become one of the top pro contests anticipated every year, and attracts many non-African pros because it's competition is so intense.

With such a strong pro naked muscle game, Africa's amateur circuit is equally vibrant, even if perhaps not as well funded as other parts of the world.  The AFNB (Amateur Federation of Naked Bodybuilding) runs most of the amateur contests, along with a few small independent, locally-run leagues.  But the near monopoly of AFNB-based events makes the African amateur game far more professional than many other regions, which results in a more challenging competitive landscape for amateurs.  This heightened competition is why so many of the pros who originated in the African pro arena dominate the international pro circuit.

Snake Assombo beside
older brother and fellow pro
Charles Assombo in 2013
One of the biggest amateur naked bodybuilding events is the AFNB Congo Flex & Cum, where an overall win there can earn a competitor their pro-card ticket into the IFNB pro ranks.  The contest has actually become known for launching several pro careers, and almost every big name pro of African descent competed in the Congo F&C at some point early in their career.

Snake Assombo in 2012
Recently the Congolese event became the launching point for one of the most amazing cocks to ever step on a pro stage, John "Snake" Assombo.  Assombo's lesser-known older brother Charles Assombo had turned pro in 2007, and Snake was eager to follow in his older brother's footsteps. Assombo was spotted in 2009 as a young man competing in the Congo Flex & Cum by the mega-wealthy naked bodybuilding mogul Hugo Hackelberg.  Assombo's super-long enhanced cock immediately captured Hackelberg's insatiable appetite for alpha dick, and he knew all Snake needed as funding too develop the muscle to match.

Hackelberg's intuition about investing in Snake Assombo panned out, as so many Hackelberh intuitions often do.  As we all know, Snake earned his pro status in 2012 at the Congo Flex & Cum (all be it via what many thought controversial favoritism).  While heightened pro success has eluded him on the pro circuit, he remains wildly popular as a pro naked bodybuilder for possessing one of the largest freak cocks in the pro game.

The AFNB remains humble about it's launching of both Assombo brothers, as well as  of starting the professional careers of other top naked bodybuilding names like Heavyweight Chadon Ulowe, Middleweight Bernie Tavo, and Heavyweight Alonne Bas.

Megastar Pierre Douton, one of the top IFNB pros who's start was in the African amateur circuit, also competed as a very young man in the Congo Flex & Cum.  However, he did not turn pro at this event, and in fact ironically placed very poorly all four times he competed. It just goes to show how much it takes to become a pro when one of the very top naked bodybuilders in the world struggled at the start of his career. 

ISN'T IT AWESOME THAT SOME AMATEUR CONTESTS HAVE SUCH A STRONG HISTORY WITH HELPING PROS EARN THEIR PRO STATUS?
DID YOU KNOW THE CONGO FLEX & CUM HAD SUCH A REPUTATION?

Friday, January 29, 2016

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 18

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
MUSCLE-ENHANCING CUM FARMING DISTRIBUTOR
CITED FOR FALSE CLAIMS, USING NON-PRO LOADS
TRUE STUD, FALSE CLAIMS: AN exceptionally well hung young bodybuilder's monster enhanced cock
is inspected at an unregistered backroom cum farming company.  The bodybuilder is not a pro, even though 
the cum farm claims all it's stud juice is top grade registered pro-level cum.  

It is widely known that the intricate chemistry which alters a bodybuilder's physique to make their muscle monstrous AND cause superhuman cock growth also alters the delicious cum those bodybuilders produce.  One shot of enhanced bodybuilder cum is more potent for muscle growth than the vast majority of steroids and drugs out here.  Which is why the enhanced cum farming industry has grown rapidly in the past 15 years.  Muscle-cum based supplements have grown in popularity for both their potency and flavor, making the demand for this hot enhanced seed very high.

But regulating the cum farming is a recent development, which means a lot of cum farms are merely distributing normal grade musclecock juice.  The Institute For Reverance of Alpha Power (IRAP) Reverence is a private regulatory agency that began ranking and testing cum farms for potency in 2011, allowing supplement companies to know the potency of the sperm they are adding to their products and the public too better gauge the effects of muscle spunk.   The IRAP grading system rates cum loads five tiers, from "Affective" on the lowest rating through to "Volatile" at the most potent.  To give an idea of these levels, keep in mind the lowest is still enhanced, while the top – produced by supercocks like Pierre Douton and Carlos Monza – causes quite literally instantaneous growth affects.

But while stringency has been on the rise, there are still underhanded cum farms that distribute loads with false IRAP ratings.  Recently, IRAP released a report about one such cum farm, Authentic Arousal Labs.  Apparently Authentic not only falsely labels it's cum shipments, it also lies about their sources.  According to the report:

"Upwards of 65% of the samples labeled for shipping [from Authentic Arousal Labs] was milked from non-competitive enhanced penises, yet labeled falsely as IRAP Pro-Grade.  Consumer believing they are swelling pro naked bodybuilder sperm were often drinking cum from non competitive muscled men.  Even though the cum is genuinely from bodybuilders, these are hardly IRAP Pro-Grade loads."
IRAP's report about Authentic Arousal Labs also went on to explain that while all samples tested were within potency scale standards (i.e., were definitely muscle enhancing loads), they were often labeled at higher potencies than was the actual  case:

"The majority of gallons of sperm which was labeled as Level 4 ("Excessive Grade") cum loads actually tested at Level 2 ("Heightened Grade") or lower.  None of the barrels of Level 5 ("Volatile Grade") cum was tested above Level 3 Grade ("Intensified")."
The only loads correctly labeled by Authentic Arousal were the lowest grade loads.  Which means that all the companies which took sperm supply from Authentic's cum farm were using sub-grade sperm.  

Authentic Arousal Labs refused to respond to our contact, but sent an email which explained that they stood by their cum loads.  "While it is true we do farm from non-competitive amateur muscle cock, these are exceptional muscle men with highly enhanced penis sizes, " the email explains.  "While we feel bad that IRAP fails to agree that our muscled amateurs are of equivalent grades as competitive pro level cock, we are certain our cum is ethically distributed and that much of the IRAP report is skewed misinterpretation."

While a strong denial of the IRAP findings, several muscle cum supplements companies have hustled to pull products made from the mislabeled cum shipments.  Some of the most popular affected cum supplements affected are:

  • Thik'N'Joocy Pre Workout Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • Wadz Cum Protein by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • Shlurp Post Cock Training Recovery Drink by Powerful Bull, Inc.
  • SpermXtreme Protein Drink from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Hard Terror Pre-Cock-Training Formula from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Loaded Brand Cum-Filled Capsules from BullyForce Nutrition
  • DickBreath Alpha Cum Flavored Chews from BullyForce Nutrition
  • Pro Wads Protein Mix from Exellor, Inc.
  • Jizz Burst Pre Workout from Exellor, Inc.
  • SukItDown! Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • DubbleDik'd! Max Strength Pre Workout from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • ThrobbinDong! Pre-Cock-Training Forumla from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • BellyFul! Overnight Cum Absorption Formula from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
  • GagOnIt! Maximum Cum Enhancer from CockStar Supplements, Inc.
There are many other products potentially impacted by the mislabeled amateur cum loads beyond this list you see here, but most companies quick to distance themselves from the mistakes made by Authentic Arousal Labs are offering consumer replacements for recently purchased products made with lesser-grade sperm than advertised.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AMATEUR MUSCLE CUM BEING USED IN SUPPLEMENTS?  DO YOU THINM IRAP IS TOO STRICT?
HAVE YOU SUED ANY OF THE ABOVE SUPPLEMENTS?  IF SO, DID THEY SEEM LESS POTENT THAN OTHER CUYM SUPPLEMENTS YOU'VE TAKEN?

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 17

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB POWERDONG AMATEUR CLASSIC 
SEEKS IFNB PRO-LEVEL  STATUS
HORNY AND EAGER: Some amazing amateur-level Middleweight class muscle asses
hitting rear double biceps poses at this year's ANFB PowerDong Amateur Classic.  
The stage was crowded in every class due to incredible entry numbers, motivating
the promoters of the PowerDong to petition for IFNB pro-level status.

When you have over 160 naked muscle men trying to show off their beef and wave their cocks in your face, you know you have an amazing event.  And for the past 16 years, the AFNB PowerDong has grown it's amateur-level contest to be one of the biggest amateur-level naked bodybuilding events in the world.  And this is why it was big news when the IFNB announced that the PowerDong is in the final running to be granted IFNB pro-contest status.

"It's been the lifelong dream of mine [and the other two promoters of the AFNB PowerDong] to one day be crammed into a room full of nude horny athletes all trying to show off how much more aggressively sexual and well built they are," said the PowerDong's long-time head promoter Perry Arlon.  "Now knowing that our efforts might become a world-class pro-level event make the years of work worth it!"

The PowerDong got it's start in 1982 as the NANEC Southern States.  The NANEC (North American Naked Exhibition Conference) was an small, USA-based amateur naked bodybuilding league that went under in 1994, being absorbed into he AFNB.  The NANEC Southern States was one of the struggling league's bigger events, which was why Perry Arlon was attracted to the contest in 1990.

"I had just competed for my fourth time at the Southern States in 1989," Arlon recalled.  My coach Edward "Jack" Vetter approached me a week after the event and asked me if I wanted to switch from being a competitor to a promoter and try to take over the contest.  I jumped at the opportunity!"  Arlon and Vetter pulled in wealthy friend Chris Orit, and switched sanctions from the NANEC to the AFNB, along with changing the contests's name to the PowerDong Amateur Naked Bodybuilding Classic.

"We knew the NANED was struggling," Arlon explained.  "The NANEC was one of the few leagues that had mandatory onstage jerk off round, which was fun but not necessarily as focused on bodybuilding.  I remember frantically yanking my meat on stage with 12-15 other guys, trying to get off as many times as possible.  It was exciting, but not really about bodybuilding, which is why the NANEC was not going to make it as a league overall."

Arlon, Vetter and Orit worked hard to bring in private sponsors to the event, even though it was an amateur-level contest.  in 2008 the PowerDong was recognized as a pro-qualifying event, which means a win at the PowerDong earns a competitor a chance to turn pro in the IFNB.  "You have to have that kind of clout if you want a contest to grow," Orit told us.  "While you want to stay accessible to amateurs new to the sport, you really need to up the stakes of competition.  Becoming a pro-qualifying amateur event attracted a stronger batch of amateur naked competitors, and it has improved ever since."

Which is why the PowerDong began petitioning for pro status in 2013.  And this year the IFNB chairs put the growing contest on the short list of potential new IFNB pro events.  "While we will always keep an amateur division at the PowerDong, the chance to host pro-level competitors is too amazing to turn up," Arlon said.

And where did the name PowerDong come from?  Arlon laughs: "Oh, that's from the days when Jack Vetter was still coaching naked bodybuilding.  He used to train hands-free cumming agility by power fucking his athletes for hours.  You weren't allowed to touch your dick, and he wouldn't let top unless you shot your wad hands free.  Sometimes he'd pound you for hours, and we were amazed at his stamina.  He was nicknamed "Coach Power Dong" among his trainees, and so when its was time to rename the contest, we decided to commemorate the aggressive tactics he used to get dozens of young naked men on stage with strong handsfree cum posing skills."

DO YOU HOPE THE POWERING TURNS PRO, AND GET TAKEN OVER BY THE IFNB?
WIUYLD YOU WANT TO SEE THE NAME CHANGED WHEN THE CONTEST TURNS OPRO, IOR REMAIN THE POWERDONG?

Monday, December 21, 2015

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 16

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
CMCS FRATWHACK HOLDS FIRST 
"OFFICIAL" AMATEUR COLLEGIATE COMP
WHACK PACK: A room packed full of horny college men jerks off while watching the CMCS's first 
"official" amateur collegiate naked bodybuilding competition as part of their annual FratWhack Festival.

The Collegiate Muscle & Cock Sports League (CMCS) is one of the newest organizations for amateur college-age bodybuilders.  Their format is unique in the naked bodybuilding game, as competitors must belong to teams in order to compete.  While the CMCS is not sanctioned by the IFNB, it is nonetheless one of the most important independent organizations in naked muscle sports because of how it has ignited college-aged men to partake in naked muscle sports.

"College bros are way more into muscle than ever before," said the CMCS student chairman Sean Donnell.   The handsome and well built college Junior is known for his casual attitude and cockiness far beyond his years.   "Like, you go into any men's dorm on any college campus and you got bros horsing around naked, running around with hard ons and general totally chill about admiring each other's awesome shape.  SO we don;t feel so much like we're creating this attitude so much as setting it loose!"

Just as with the attitude of Donnell and the rest of his USA-based committee of student leaders, the majority of CMCS events are casual contests;  while they resemble the format of naked bodybuilding, their aim is more to excite and encourage participation rather than focus on high-stakes competition.   That focus on celebration more than competition was shown at last year's IFNB AlphaFest, where the CMCS did a series of posing demos for packed and enthusiastic crowds. And it was this spirit of fun that created the annual CMCS FratWhack a few short years ago; an annual festival weekend of naked muscle sports and bodybuilding for college aged men.  Promoted as "72 testosterone-driven hours that will pump your muscle, stroke your ego and blow your wad," FratWhack's mission is to encourage young college men to get involved with naked muscle sports through partying and participation presentations.

The only thing FratWhack didn't have was a competition.  And that changed this year as the Physique & Erection Competitive Society (PECS) agreed to manage a central contest at FratWhack '15, which is the first ever CMCS competitive event that links CMCS to the IFNB, even if indirectly through he PECS.

"Tell a college bro he can spend a weekend doing nothing but drinking beers with his bros, lifting, chilling and getting off, and of course he's gonna want to join in," Donnell laughed.  "But now tell him he can do all that and win a trophy because he also has a fat cock?  Well, let's just say FratWhack has the biggest turnout yet.  We're psyched that the PECS chose to put the contest on at our event."

Incidentally, the PECS was not the first choice of the CMCS.  They had petitioned the ANFB when they started FratWhack a few years ago, but they declined to participate.  A rep told our reporters the reason was "a concern that the festival environment would challenge our ability to manage competitor behavior."  And considering how rowdy CMCS events become, that rational makes sense.

So why did the CMCS not solicit the CEPB, who is always looking for new opportunity? "Oh fuck no," Donnell told us.  "Dude, we have enough of a problem keeping the sexual insanity in check at this thing.  And most college guys know the CEPB is a shitty league that just wants to make naked bodybuilding into a fuck orgy.  We knew that involving them would not show what real naked bodybuilding is like.  I mean, we want to have a good time, but at the heart of it we want people to respect the sport.  Because it's the best sport in the fucking world, bro!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PECS SPONSORING AN AMATEUR CONTEST AT CMCS FRATWHACK '15?
WHAT OTHER ACTIVITIES HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT HAPPEN AT THE FRATWHACK FESTIVAL FOR NAKED COLLEGE MUSCLE ?

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 15

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
EMMANUEL NEUVILLE FLOWN IN TO MEET 
NAKED BODYBUILDING SPONSOR HACKELBERG
COCKED AND READY: Recently-turned-pro Emmanuel Neuville posted this pic on a social media feed
of himself in a hotel room paid for by the Hackelberg Group.  It was shot just before Neuville left the room
fr his first "authorized permission" to wander a public area (the hotel) completely nude. 

When you area monster muscle stud with a freakishly hole-destroying megacock, you can rest assured that you will be popular.  Yet when you turn pro and enter the IFNB from the amateur naked bodybuilding ranks, that popularity will suddenly skyrocket!

This is what Mr. France Emmanuel Neuville is fast learning.  And he is wise to take advantage of the new fame; it is in this period of heightened interest that a naked bodybuilder can demand payment and sponsorship from worshipping millionaires, and thus secure a future in the sport.

And the buzz around this new pro has reached the ears of one of the most public billionaire naked bodybuilding funders, Hugo Hackelberg.  Hackelberg and his companies are estimated to fully or partially bankroll approximately 120 pro naked bodybuilders, and while many worry about Hackelberg's potential to "own the whole sport," most see the benefactor as a hero helping the sport thrive.  And the one thing Hackelberg has a nose for, it's new meat!

Hackelberg clearly wants Neuville in his stable of pros.  The billionaire recently flew Neuvelle to meet him paying for all expenses, including a per diem spending allowance for the week.  Meanwhile, the powerful wealth of Hackelberg allowed him to arrange the permission for Neuville to be free to remain completely naked in the hotel and it's restaurants.  For Neuville, this was the first time the general public was forced to accept his nudity without question, and he eagerly posted on social media:
"Not sure if I will sign with Hackelberg, but I will say he did the right thing.  I deserve to be allowed be naked in my glory all the time – and frankly this is how the whole world should have to deal with me!  Naked, indoor face and rock hard!"
 There was no deal signed as of yet, but Hackelberg was thrilled with what he saw.  In his own media release, Hackelberg said that he "could not believe the quality of this young bull!  And his stamina was remarkable!  I can say from direct experience that this young pro's hard on is not only big enough to damage any hole it takes on, but never goes soft and never stops pounding greedily!  Men like this are an honor to the sport of bodybuilding, and deserve all of our reverence, respect and honor!  I do hoe Mr. Neuville honors me by taking my generous sponsorship offerings.  I would be truly humbled to be his financial servant!"

While Hackelberg is often one to sing praises, there is no doubt the meetings impressed the deep-pocketed mogul.  Now we have to see if Neuville signs with him, or if he uses the sudden clout to secure an even sweeter deal form a more private sponsorship.  

SHOULD NEVILLE SIGN WITH HACKELBERG?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HACKELBERG GOT TO EXPERIENCE WITH NEUVILLE?

Sunday, December 20, 2015

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 14

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
CEPB AMATEUR MEXICO'S APPLICATION
TO BECOME IFNB PRO SHOW STALLED
SIZE AND CONTROVERSY:  2014 Heavyweight Class winner in the amateur CEPB Mexico Grande
Jaime Pintero (left) becomes the first snag int he CEPB's bid to transform the contest into an IFNB pro event.

The impression a giant muscle alpha makes on your mind is indelible.  Especially if he is flexing his massive beef indoor face, demanding you show him awe and admiration, swinging a monster cock around that is ready to spew hot cum in your face at any second.  It is next to impossible to not see such a man as the ultimate form of perfection.  Yet in the game of judging for naked bodybuilding, pushing that instinctive lust aside is essential to remain impartial.  And that is even harder to do at the pro level, when the bodies and cocks taking the stage are mega-stars whom the judges are already familiar with.

This is why biases are far easier to control on the amateur level of the sport of naked bodybuilding. Judges are rarely familiar with the amateurs, allowing their impressions to be better baed on the work done, rather than upon familiarity.  And this level of solid judging is what an amateur event will promote as they appeal to the IFNB to transform their contest in a pro-level event.

This is exactly what the CEPB is doing with their annual national-level amateur event, The Mexico Grande.  However, barely has the appeal begun before a glaring snag has tripped up the assessment.  Seems the judging may not have been so impartial after all for the past few years, even in spite of the unknown level of competitors.

The 2013 and 2014 Heavyweight winner in the contest was a young, shredded muscle stud named Jamie Pintero.  While Pintero has never won the overall (and in fact only landed second-place in the Heavies this past 2015 outing at the Grande), his wins have been suddenly under scrutiny but the IFNB board for a very compelling suspicion of Bias.

Seems one of the judges who has sat on the Mexico CEPB judging panels is in close professional relations with Pintero.  The judge is not only a sponsor of the young Pintero, but also has employed Pintero as what was listed as a "promotional entertainer" for a series of naked muscle training camps.

The conflict is obvious.  How can a judge remain impartial when one of the competitors is a favored employee?  Even though this sort of thing is typically dismissible at the amateur level, where stakes are often low, this now raises a strong question in the eyes of the IFNB – and may sink the CEPB's chances to have the Mexico show taken over by the IFNB.

However, the application process is still early, and as Pintero neither won the overall nor qualified for a pro card, there is a strong chance the infringement will be immaterial on the final decision.  After all, judges would be replaced should the contest become a pro-level event.   However, this doesn't help the beleaguered reputation of the CEPB as the amateur league most often caught in scandal.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF PINTERO PRIOR TO THIS?  ANY WORD ON WHAT EXACTLY HE WAS HIRED TO DO FOR THE JUDGE?
DO YOU THINK THE IFNB SHOULD MAKE THE MEXICO GRANDE A PRO LEVEL EVENT, AND CLEAN UP THE MANAGEMENT?  OR SHOULD THEY SINK THE APPLICATION AND LEAVE IT AS AMATEUR?

Saturday, December 19, 2015

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 13

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
CEPB AMATEUR MEXICO APPLIES FOR 
IFNB PRO CONTEST STATUS
THICK, HARD AND JACKED: The CEPB's Mexico Grande Amateur Bodybuilding Championships has 
become one of the most amazing contests for non-professional muscle and cock competition,
prompting the contest's promoters to solicit for IFNB pro-level sanctioning.

You don't just set up a contest and expect monstrously muscled studs to whip out their frighteningly monstrous dongs and start posing.  It takes years of credible reputation for an IFNB pro-level event to evolve into a show worthy of muscle cock superiority.  And that evolution often begins among the amateur contests among the three amateur level leagues that qualify competitors for the IFNB: the ANFB, the PECS and the CEPB.

While these amateur leagues often have more casual contests with less fantastically proportioned nude muscle, they nonetheless strive to grow in popularity, hoping one day they will be sanctioned as a pro-level event.  Once a contest transfers from the amateur leagues into the control of the all-pro INFB, that contest has a chance to welcome some of the most amazing muscle and cock on the planet.

The larger regional amateur championships are often first to receive sanctioning, and popular pro-level naked bodybuilding events like the Pan-Africa, DragonCock and Freak Show all had their roots as amateur competitions.  And the most recent amateur contest hoping to allow in their footsteps is the CEPB Mexico Grande Amateur Nationals.

The Grande (as it is often simply referred to) started in the ANFB in the 1990's, but rarely amounted to much,  After a year hiatus ion 2007, it was helmed by the CEPB.  The CEPB,  with t's constant shifting standards and frequent sexual scandals, is often derided for it's less-then-professional operations, and thus is always on the lookout to run new contests and solidify their reputation among skeptical naked bodybuilders.  Their acquisition of the Mexico Grande was their first national-level event, and to their credit has helped them prove that they do possess the ability to run a very professional amateur competition.

In the past few years, the Mexico Grande has managed to become one of the most revered of the amateur circuit, attracting astounding muscle and dick quality.  Pro greats such as Italy's Carlo Emanti and Australia's Jeffers Nabb both travelled to the Mexico Grande while they were still amateur and trying to earn heir pro cards.  It has become one of the most competitive amateur contests in the wold.

Which is why this year there CEPB submitted it's official application for assessment as a pro-level show.  Approval is not a quick affair, and there are many, many standards the IFNB holds for a contest to be brought up tot he pro level.  The first of which was the attendance at this year's Mexico Grande of many IFNB board members to assess the show's quality.  Early reports are that the IFNB board members were impressed and have green lighted the contest as one to assess for pro status.

Next is a series of assessments of the shows operations and standards, which may prove troublesome for the CEPB.  So often, CEPB contests have lost their focus, allowing competitive offenses such as on-stage sex acts and favoritism of allowing judges backstage access to horny competitors.  While the Mexico has not seemed to have had many of such scandals, the contest has also not been thoroughly investigated as yet.  There could very well be some less-then-professional occurrences that the CEPB has managed to downplay.

IFNB officials will be interviewing many past champions of the Mexico Grande in private sessions to ascertain ideas of the shows quality, as well as looking at past history of the show's results.  

DO YOU THINK THE MEXICO GRANDE WILL GAIN PRO-STATUS?  ANY GOSSIP ON SNAGS OR ASSETS THIS SHOW MAY HAVE IN IT'S QUEST TO TURN PRO LEVEL?
WHAT SORTS OF SCANDALS IN ORTHER CEPB CONTESTS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT PLAGUE THIS AMATEUR LEAGUE'S ADVANCE IN RESPECT AS A TRUE SPORT?

Friday, December 18, 2015

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 12

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB MR. GHANA FEATURES LARGEST DICKS
ON AMATEUR-LEVEL COMPETITORS!
FREAK AMATEUR MEAT: The amateur level Mr. Ghana delivered some of the scariest – and thus
most admirable – monster muscle dongs on the amateur circuit. 

When our traveling team of reporters decided to include the amateur level ANFB Mr. Ghana on the roster of contests we highlight in the Amateur Roundup Special Feature, they were shocked at what they found!  The physiques were definitely amateur level, but among the winners were some of the most monstrous horse dick ever seen on competitors at this lower level!

The way the ANFB Mr. Ghana is judged ushers the larger picked competitors higher in the finishing.  Final placement boils down to muscle, but among the top winners the dicks are often a foot long and as big around as a forearm!

Many worry, though, that this may lead new naked bodybuilders from the area as to what they will encounter on the pro circuit.  While it definitely keeps the sport focused on the full picture of male power, the pro ranks want to see big and lean muscle that matches a big cock, and not just a  big cock alone.  Many think hat the Mr. Ghana and shows like it actually do a disservice to those starting out in the sport because it misleads their expectations.

DO YOU THINK THE MR. GHANA SHOULD UPDATE IT'S JUDGING?
DO YOU THINK THEW RESULTS AT AMATEUR EVENTS LIKE THIS DETRACT FROM WHAT WIULL BE ENCOUNTERED AT THE PRO LEVELS?

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 11

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
ANFB MR. GHANA STILL USES OUTDATED
TWO-ROUND COMPETITION SYSTEM
MUSCLE AFTER MEAT: Top winners of the ANFB Amateur Mr. Ghana in the Musculature Round,
which is judged after the Symmetry Round, which evaluates the cock and muscle mix.

For a brief while in the late 1970s and early 1980s the IFNB reformatted the competition process to a two-round system.  The first round was called the Symmetry Round, where the competitors cock and muscle was judged.  Top scorers there then went on tot he Musculature Round, which de-emphasized cock in favor of physique.  

The two-round system was intended to de-emphasize the sport's cock-heavy emphasis, and was later evolved to the multi-round competition system we are familiar with today and has been used for nearly 30 years in professional naked bodybuilding.  But the two-round system was adopted by the ANFB amateur league (which feeds competitors into the pro ranks of the IFNB), and many places throughout the ANFB network still use this two-round system in competition.  As the system was IFNB ratified, a contest can employ it even though it is outmoded.

And while few still use this briefly employed system, the amateur Mr. Ghana is one of those local contests where you see the two round system in action.  The contest is generally smaller anyway, and thus seems to do fine with he two rounds instead of the current multi-round format.

it's one of the reasons is "seems" like the winners of these amateur events have bigger cocks.  You ee, the smaller cocks got weeded out in the first round, and thus the winners are the larger cocked bodybuilders.  The ultimate winner is the best body of course, but the two-round format tends to create more big-dicked champions overall.  Which is ironic as it was invented to have the opposite affect.

DO YOU PREFER THE TWO-ROUND SYSTEM OR THE CURRENTLY USED MULTI-ROUND SYSTEM?
WHICH FORMAT DO YOU THINK RESULTS IN THE BEST ASSESSMENT OF MUSCLE AND COCK, AS OPPOSED TO FAVORING ONE OVER THE OTHER?

Monday, December 14, 2015

AMATEUR LEAGUE 2015 ROUNDUP 10

SPECIAL FEATURE: AMATEUR LEAGUE ROUND-UP 2015
CEPB LEAGUE PROVIDES MOST SUPPORT
TO ATHLETES AT THE AMATEUR LEVEL
MASTERING THE MONSTER MEAT: A CEPB sponsored closed-door posing practice session in Vienna 
allows amateurs a chance to hone their posing and erection-maintaining skills while 
getting useful feedback from certified naked bodybuilding judges.

While most of what naked bodybuilding fans know of the sport comes from watching the pro-level game, in reality the sport is a lot less glamorous for a beginner amateur.  Imagine trying to figure out how to get in shape and also how to train your dick to stay hard, cum on command through sheer will and horniness, and pose in front of hundreds of men.  It's no small challenge!  Which is why even at the amateur level, this sport can be hard to enter.

Most amateur naked bodybuilders are left to go it alone, figuring out their own way on to the stage.  it is by trial and error in contest that they figure out what works best.  Trainers and coaches are expensive, and while easy to hire for the pros, amateurs rarely can afford these services.  

This is why the CEPB (Conference of Erect Penis Bodybuilders) is among the triad of leagues sanctioned by the IFNB.  The CEPB has, for many years, offered inexpensive and even free services for naked young men eager to learn what it takes to become a nude muscle competitor.  While every league will offer some services, the CEPB gets the most involved with competitors, which is how they have grown so fast in spite of being a smaller amateur league.

Founded little more than a decade ago, the CEPB otherwise has a bad eruption for being too focused on sexual interests and not really focused on the sport's quality.  Billionaire naked bodybuilder mogul Hugo Hackelberg was one of the original funders (although not directly involved with the league) which perhaps explains why the leagues is often plagued with less-than-professional sexual "side action" that often make it the ridicule of other leagues.

However, the CEPB is remarkable how it offers service to get young amateurs in the game.  They offer regular sessions in over 50 cities to learn cock tim techniques, and frequently have nude posing and handsfree flex-cumming classes throughout the regions they hold contests.  The CEPB is also the only amateur league that helps young men who want to work as naked bodybuilding assistants get into the system, using their holes to train them on amateurs – which in turn allows amateurs to learn how to ruthlessly fuck to stim prep their cocks for the competitive stage.

While the CEPB's frequent sloppiness and sexual breakdown keeps them the awkward third brother in the leagues which feed the IFNB, they maintain their respect by continuing to be the league which helps naked amateur bodybuilders behind the scenes more than any other.

DO YOU LIKE THAT THE CEPB IS SANCTIONED BY THE IFNB?  OR DO YOU WANT THE AMATEUR LEAGUES TO BE LESS SEXUALLY UNPROFESSIONAL?
WHAT PREP SERVICES FOR AMATEURS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT?  AND WHAT NON-COMPETITIVE SEXUAL ANTICS HAVE DISTRACTED CEPB AMATEUR EVENTS?