IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 2

NEWLY-TURNED PRO EMMANUEL NEUVILLE
MAKES THE ANACONDA HIS FIRST PRO COMPETITION

THE SWAGGER OF A PRO: Sensational new pro IFNB naked bodybuilder Emmenuel Neuville
arrives at the  pre-contest registration for the IFNB Anaconda South American Championships
with no cloths, and no bag – the way the true alphas arrive!  Self-assuming he has permission to be 
nude simply because of how beautiful his body and cock are.  

Sliding into the role of pro-level alpha muscle, Emmanuel Neuville arrived at the competition hall for registration into the 2016 IFNB Anaconda completely nude, confidently strolling in and through the building to the registration tables.  His monstrous cock was clearly excited by the gazing attention of fans, throbbing rock hard in front of him, swinging dramatically with every step of his thick torso.

Neuville has never competed yet in the pro circuit, having recently qualified as a pro-level naked bodybuilding in the AFNB Amateur Mr. France.  Having caught the eye of many wealthy sponsors, the young competitor has fast-tracked himself into the Anaconda to be sure to get some pro-level competitive experience.  But with the admirably arrogant overconfidence he exhibited, one is left to wonder if he even needs the experience to keep the spotlight on him!

Insiders are not surprised that the native French muscle god decided to fly to South America fort his first international pro naked event.  His recent clandestine meeting with multi-trillionnaire naked bodybuilding mogul Hugo Hackelberg tipped off fan followers that he would be in the next event that Hackelberg bankrolled.  And as Hackelberg has invested quit a sum of money into this year's Anaconda, it's no surprise Neuville has chosen this as his first pro competition.  However, to be under Hackelberg's sponsorship and competing at a Hackelberg-funded event may raise suspicion of favoritism.  Did the superheavyuweight muscle beast sell out on his first foray into pro competition?

We could not ascertain exactly who is bankrolling this amazing stud's first pro event, but we saw no clear signs of Hackelberg's usual high-profile branding among the Neuville coaching entourage.  While he played coy when we asked, Neuville did playfully explain how he is affording such an expensive first pro outing.

"I have this contest bankrolled by several wealthy bitches who believe as I do," Neuville grinned.  "That they owe me their money as tribute for the privilege of my presence.  And so I take it from them to do as I want; to do the thing I love: flex and cum for the world.  You see, there are two types of men in the world: alphas, and the bitches who beg for their attention.  Bitches have the money, but men deserve it.  I am amazing enough of an alpha to not worry about where the next check will come from, because let's face it: everyone wants to be associated with a man like me!"

As for Hackelberg?  "That dude is the biggest bitch for muscle I have ever met," Neuville laughed.  "He was begging to give me so much funding. I took what I want, yes, but I signed nothing with him.  He is the type of muscle slut who begs men like me to fuck him, but can barely handle the punishment he begged for,  He deserves to have his money taken, but does not deserve to be named as a sponsor if he can't even show respect to an alpha cock by not passing out while being ass-pounded!"

Which we presume means he did get funded, but is not an official Hackelberg sponsor.  That level of power play is typical of a far more seasoned pro, and if that is the level at which he dominates, all signs point to an amazing career for this new pro stud, and a great outing at the Anaconda!

HOW DO YOU THINK NEVILLE WILL DO IN HIS FIRST PRO-LEVEL COMPETITION?

DO YOU THINK HE IS SECRETLY FUNDED BY CONTEST SPONSOR, HUGO HACKELBERG?  WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE REAL STORY?

IFNB 2016 ANACONDA SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 1

IT'S COMING!

THE ANACONDA 2016

The IFNB Report is excited to bring you the action from the 

2016 Anaconda South America Professional Naked Bodybuilding Championships!

One of the fastest growing professional naked bodybuilding events is one we at the IFNB Report have not yet covered.  Yet this year we have shifted our spring schedule and flown our photographers and reporters to brazil to bring you, for the first time, The Anaconda, South American Pro Naked Bodybuilding Championships.

True fans of the sport know the Anaconda has been host to some of the biggest names in the international pro naked bodybuilding circuit.  Super Heavyweight Pro Carlos Monza, a/k/a "the True Alpha," won the overall at the Anaconda in 2011 and 2013.  In 2010 pro Middleweight Lukas Carin set the international single-round cum record for middleweights, spewing 21 rounds!  Carin has retired from pro naked bodybuilding, but still holds the cum record for a single posing round in the Middleweight pro class.  

But perhaps the most notable name to emerge from the Anaconda is the Eduardo Bedone, who took the overall in 2014 to qualify for the Mr. Alpha.  Begone's previous long career as a naked bodybuilding assistant often found him backstage at the Anaconda, being held down and repetitively fucked in the ass and throat without any say in the matter as the pros prepared their cocks for the stage.  It makes sense, then, that the muscle stud who used to be seen as little more than cock training equipment should emerge victorious at the same contest where he took so much monster cock.

This year the contest has taken on sponsorship from the Hackelberg Muscle Devotion Group, owned by incredibly rich Hugo Hackelberg, a man obsessively devoted as a worshipper of male muscle and cock.  Hackelberg has been trying to break into the contest promotion game, but his profit-driven corporate interests usually have conflicts of interest with the purity of the sport.  This is where the HMD Group comes in.  The HMD Group provides non competitive hosting sponsorship, including show promotion, hotel accommodations, celebrations, vendors, and more.  

Fans worry if Hackelberg's influence will be seen in how the contest unfolds.  However, the HMD Group has no direct sponsorship or sway over official proceedings.

Many pros have already flown to the event for the pre-contest preparations, and rumors have it that this will be an interesting and competitive event, with many lesser-recognized faces on the pro circuit trying to reach elite pro status.  

ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ANACONDA?

ARE ANY FANS PLANNING ON ATTENDING?  HAS ANYONE BEEN TO THIS CONTEST BEFORE?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 7

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

EDUARDO BEDONE COLLUDES TRAINING
WITH HIS SOCIAL LIFE BUDDIES.

BULKED BONER BUDDIES:  Anal stim pro trainer Edgar Bettles used to be hired by 
IFNB pro Eduardo Bedone for intense anale stim.  While Bettles still regularly ruins Bedone's 
gaping fuck hole during training, the two are now just training buddies.

When your life centers around giant hard cock, swollen monster muscle and raw alpha power, it can be surprisingly hard to make friends.  Fans just want you to fuck them, sponsors want you to bully them for money, and fellow competitors often become casual enemies.  Meanwhile, the lifestyle of training, fucking, eating, stroking, posing, cumming and rest leaves very little time for a social life.  No wonder we admire these gods of muscle and cock so much – they are truly, passionately dedicated to their male power in every minute of life!

However, that is not to say the top pros don't have any social life at all.  It's just to say that friends and buddies usually emerge from the sport of naked bodybuilding.  It's very common for naked bodybuilders to have social lives comprised entirely of fellow muscle brutes with relentlessly horny giant dicks.

Recently the IFNB Report caught up with Bedone while he was traveling with a few of his buddies on a very rare, short vacation.  In his small entourage was a name you will instantly recognize if you are familiar with the naked bodybuilding pro circuit in the USA: Edgar Bettles.  Bettles is a stim coach who differentiated his young career by specializing in training competitors' holes with intensive ass stimulation training programs.  While the majority of stim coaches stay with the tried and true cock stim methods, a few like Bettles have focused on cock performance via anal stim, following the trend among pros to ensure better cock performance on stage.

Given Bedone's prior career as a fuck hole back stage to the pros, it is no wonder he hired Bettles eatery on in the transition from naked bodybuilding equipment to competitive naked bodybuilder.  Battles was already known in the game, and many of his controversially brutal techniques seemed a perfect fit for a man who had worked several years being passed around by muscled monster picked beasts fucking ruthlessly with no concern for his hole's comfort.  As we all know, Bedone's on stage cock performance began dazzling judges, and he has risen in the ranks in spite of being seen by many fellow competitors as merely a fuck bitch trying to put on airs.

However, over the years the two men became friends and even training partners, and the official role of fuck coach and athlete hole were shed a while ago.

"I tend to prefer to only hang with other alphas, the way most pro naked bodybuilders do," Bedone told us.  "And Ed is pure alpha.  It shows in his attitude, and especially with the ruthless manner he ruins muscle hole in training.  We had a connection from the start, and friendship was inevitable."

But even though  the two men now share a relationship more casual then professional, that is not to say Bettles does not still abuse the monstrous pros gaping fuck hole regularly.

"I was hired originally to push [Eduardo's] performance to a new height," Bettles explained.  "While the chemicals these men use increase cock growth and performance, in the end we all know it is how you train a dick that makes the difference.  And with his past in being so anally abused, I knew I had to step up my game in an assault of programs and exercises for his hole that would make a normal man pass out in agony.  But he held strong and not only followed my training, but is one of the top pros in the world now, with a cock that any man would envy.  It was his attitude that made me realize that not only do I want a hand in his training – and maybe a couple hands in his ass – but also to chill as buddies after training."

Battles was sparse with details on what programs he still runs with Eduardo, which makes sense as Bedone is seeking to compete later in the year, and protecting their strategy is key.  But it's clear the level of training these two men put Bedone's ass through as buddies is just as intense as when Bettles was a hired coach of Bedone.

WHAT TECHNIQUES OR EXERCISES IN ASS PUNISHMENT DO YOU THINK BETTLES USSES TO HELP BEDONE'S COCK STAY HARDER LONGER AND CONTEST-READY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ANAL STIM COACHES?  OVERKILL OR A COMPETITIVE EDGE FOR ON STAGE COCK PERFORMANCE?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 6

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

IFNB REIGNING MR. ALPHA JK ROHER'S LECTURE TOUR BELEAGURED BY CLOTHING. 

CAN'T KEEP A GOOD COCK COVERED:  While the reigning Mr. Alpha JK Roher shows great patience
 tolerating the need to wear clothed in certain places, he nonetheless refuses to cover the official top cock on the planet
while crossing the tarmac towards his latest flight on his Perfect Man Lecture Tour.

The common rules of body exposure are an everyday life are a problem for all top professional naked bodybuilders in the game, but perhaps no one has a harder time with it than a reigning Mr. Alpha.  While the average pro naked bodybuilder can commend financial sponsors to create living spaces where they can exist nude nearly all the time, the Mr. A's are often traveling out of their personal freedom zones.  And it is in this travel that any naked bodybuilder struggles with being suddenly dressed, let alone the angst caused by covering up what is considered the ultimate alpha male body in the world!

Recently, the fan-savvy reigning two-time Mr. Alpha, JK Roher, held one of this traveling tours.  Eight cities, small audiences and high price seating are a theme he has used before in his many, many publicity junkets, so fans were not surprised to learn that each leg of the tour would allow only 100 fans attendance for exorbitantly high pricing.  (Recently a ticket was resold for $12,000!  While that is NOT the selling price, it shows how desperate fans are to experience the perfect make power of Roher in the flesh.)

Sponsored by Kneel Cock Training Systems, the brand responsible for many popular pieces of cock training stim equipment you'd see in any cock training session, The Perfect Man Tour is hitting smaller cities and venues which means Roher has had to deal with local pushback on his ability to be naked during travel.  While all his flights are in private jets, his problems have not been in the air but on the ground: at airports he has been requested to get dressed – and as we all know it is deeply disrespectful to request a perfect alpha to do something agains their will, certainly not cover their perfect male bodies!

But Roher, always a man friendly to his public, has taken it all in stride with a sense of humor.  "It's their loss," he quips.  "Gazing at my perfection is a favor to anyone who sees me.  If an idiotic moron requests not to see how amazing I look, they are only harming themselves!"

Roher has been stubborn about his willingness to cover up one piece of anatomy, however: his monster cock.  He has frequently let his thick fuck pole wave proud and hard as he crosses the tarmac, refusing to be pressured to cover his frightening-yet-hypnotizing dong.

"What makes me better than all of you is not just my amazing body or my amazing cock," he smiles.  "What makes me your superior is that I have the best combination of muscle and cock.  Either one alone is amazing, but my combination is why you all love me.  So in a sense, my dick is my edge, and I refuse to hide the thing that brought me to the point of superiority that I am.!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MR. ALPHA JK ROHER'S ATTITUDE ABOUT NUDITY IN PUBLIC?

ANY WORD OR TALES YOU HEARD ABOUT ROHER ON THE KNEEL PERFECT MAN LECTURE TOUR?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 5

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

TEEN PRO YANN PERROD TRIES YET 
AGAIN TO EXPAND HIS "BRAND" 

A TASTE OF SUCCESS?  The youngest-ever IFNB Pro, Yann Perrod, in a promo shot for the new party service
enterprise he is signed on with.  Period has a short history with pro naked bodybuilding, but a long history 
with attempts at  creating instant fame.

One of the longest cocks in the IFNB game belongs to a naked bodybuilder with one of the shortest careers, the young Yann Perrod, who made history being the first teen naked bodybuilders to turn pro.  Yet before he became a pro, Perrod was growing in fame due to his enormous cock and huge size for such a young man.  But much of his career has been colluded with privatized labs and industry sponsors who have funded the young star's rapidly rising career.  When he was still very young, Perrod was at one point signed by seven labs and 6 corporate sponsors, earning him the dismissive nickname of "Lab Rat" by fans not won over by the excitement of the idea of a teenage pro.

While Perrod's disparaging nickname is not as frequently used and his fan base grows, his lust for attention and fame continues to lure him into more and more enterprises, some of which succeed but many of which falls far short of winning him respect on the circuit.

For example, last year his ads for the ThrottleBench, a bench press with a motorized "anal stim" machine saw the hapless young muscle in the ad video trying to bench press 430 lbs while a fuck machine with a 20" dildo throttled his ass.  ThrottleBench failed as a company, but the videos of him being machine fucked remained out there, which many felt were an embarrassment to a man trying to represent himself as a muscle alpha.

Then there was his misfire working in a cum bar in 2015.  on the open market, enhanced sperm like Perrod's is so potent as to sells for roughly $1,200 per ounce, but price was not regulated in his contract and the pro semen was often sold at an embarrassingly low price of $150 per ounce.  Stuck in his contract, Perrod's high value spunk was undersold for three months before he was able to get out of the deal.

But in spite of these blunders, he has had successes as well.  And he is hoping being hired as the newest naked bodybuilder spokesperson for SpunkParties, LLC will be one of those golden opportunities.  SpunkParties is a high-price catering service that provides "cum-based cocktails and naked muscle entertainers" for high priced party-throwers.

"We are so exited to have young Mr. Perrod as the first ever IFNB pro naked bodybuilder to work for our premium service," the SpunkParties press release stated.  But why is Perrod the first?  Mainly due to the frequency of times SpunkParties wealthy patrons hire muscled studs to be used as fuckholes at group parties.  Most pro bodybuilders, eager to secure their perception as male alphas, try to tear clear of reputations that maker them seem less than dominant.

"I't amazing serving my cum to dozens of hungry men at these events," Perrod told us.  "I am one of the most perfect men in the world, and my perfect cock deserves that level of attention.  I think it's a great company."

When asked if he had yet been one of the aforementioned pass-around fuck bitches at a private party , Perrod dodged the question: "No matter what, I am an alpha," he said.  "SpunkParties is a great sponsor, and they bring muscle directly to the clientele in a real way."

As always, it's hard to tell if Perrod is a savvy self-marketer or a naked bodybuilding sell-out.

DO YOU THINK YANN PERROD IS A SELL OUT, OR JUST A YOUNG, SAVVY SELF-PROMOTER?

ARE YOU A PERROD FAN, OR THINK HE IS STILL OUT OF PLACE ON THE PRO CIRCUIT?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 4

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

THE CLUB'S LONGEST CAR RIDE 

POWER DRIVE:  IFNB Pro Jeff Paulette, a/k/a "The Club", could only stay covered so long!

When you are a top pro naked bodybuilder, you train your cock so intensely that it begins to take over.  The demands for sexual release a pro level enhanced cock places on the body are literally overwhelming.  And this is the most true of the biggest muscle brutes of the IFNB game, the megaweights.  These men are so dedicated to the sport they spend every day focused on lifting weights, flexing, eating and fucking with their monster dicks. For this reason, many top pro megaweights set up lifestyle where they can be naked all the time.

So what happens when these hyper sexual muscle brutes is forced to operate in real life?  Well, recently on a travel posing trip, Jeff "Buck" Paulette – known by fans as "The Club" – was forced to drive himself around in a rental car, and apparently a trip that should have taken only 20 minutes to drive took almost 2 hours due to the fact that Paulette had to pull over and jerk his monster cock several times on the way.

Paullette is used to living his life naked, with access to getting off whenever he likes.  Being unfairly forced into a "real world" scenario where he had to cover up was apparently too foreign to the muscle cock stud!

DO YOU THINK TOP PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE NAKED IN PUBLIC?

WOULD YOU BE OKAY TO SEE A STUD LIKE PAULETTE NUDE AND GETTING OFF IN PUBLIC?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 2

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

PRO EDUARDO BEDONE'S BUSY DAYS
OF MUSCLE, COCK AND ASS TRAINING!

GOOD TRAINING SHOWS:  IFNB Pro Eduardo redone riding back from one of his ass trainers
Shows how intensified anal stim keeps his champion muscle cock hard and throbbing even post-training.

Top naked bodybuilding pros literally live a life centered entirely on giant muscle and hard cocks 24/7.  And while us fans often marvel at their training methods, we forget just how many hours ever day they spend lifting weights and working their cocks.

In recent years, anal stim has lost a lot of the stigma it used to have for prepping a champion cock.  Hardcore ass fucking has become the norm for many top pros to stimulate more dick activity and increase load size and duration.  While it used to be that the naked bodybuilding assistants would offer their asses to brutal power fucks from pros, now it is more common for the pros themselves to need a solid ass ramming to get an edge on their cock stim game.

One of the top pros known for his amazing anal capacities is IFNB pro heavyweight Eduardo Bedone, who started out as a naked bodybuilding assistant.  The result of years of prolonged ass rape by muscular brutes with massive, beast-sized fuckpoles resulted in what is known as "ambient growth" for Eduardo.  Ambient growth is the result of being injected with the thick loads of sperm enhanced by the extreme growth chemicals these athletes use.  It is not uncommon for the receivers to experience steroid like effects from theses hot loads pumped up their ass and down their throats, and Bedone made the switch to competitor in 2012, leaving behind his time as a "backstage fuck bitch" and eventually qualifying to compete on the Mr. Alpha stage.

However, the method Bedone favors continues to be anal stim, as that is what got him huge to begin with.  Currently, Bedone has two intensified fuck sessions every day as part of his off season routine. The size and power of his dick at his last outing was proof that staying true to his roots is improving his game on stage.

While many fans have a hard time seeing a prior NBA as able to ever become a true alpha, Bedone continues to help popularize muscular dudes eagerly getting power fucked in order to get an edge in the sport they love.  While many top pros use no anal stim and achieve far more than Bedone, there is no doubt Bedone's example is proof that a top pro can use his ass to get ahead in the training.

ARE YOU A BEDONE FAN?  DID YOU KNOW HE TRAINS ASS TWICE DAILY INT HE OFF SEASON?

ARE YOU IN FAVOR OF PROS WHO USE ANAL STIM?  OR DO YOU TEND TO FAVOR THE PROS WHO MANAGE HUGE DICK AND MUSCLE THROUGH NON-ANAL STIM TECHNIQUES?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 3

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

DOUTON USES ALPHA STATUS:
CHARTERS FLIGHTS TO TRAVEL NUDE 

IN FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT:  IFNB Pro Pierre Douton, nude and hard 
during one of his privately
chartered flights

Few top IFNB pros have such commanding alpha ego as the remarkable Pierre Douton.  Aggressive and self-lusting, Douton is known on the competitive circuit as always "being the boss" in naked bodybuilding circles, often demanding those around him show respect and admiration – or else he will "show them" why they should be intimidated!

With such a dominating reputation it should be no surprise that Douton is the same way in real life. And his attitude of authoritative alpha is how he subjugates his financial sponsors as well as his fans, Currently, Douton is bankrolled by seven financial sponsors, all of which afford Douton an extravagant life or else face the wrath of his famously powerful cock.  Who here did not read the recent announcement Douton made about his new fleet of cars:

"I wanted a new ride, but my money bitch said he was broke.  That's no excuse in my book; you want to sponsor the best then you have to find a way to afford the best.  I find it disrespectful.  So I held him down and fucked him until he begged me to stop.  Screaming and crying like a little bitch, he knew how to make the ass punishment end.  Finally I got him to agree to buy me three new cars.  Took the bitch 5 hours of ass rape to come to his senses and realize that giving an alpha what he wants is the right way to be if you want to be a sponsor."

Mouton frequently uses his cock and strength as a weapon to get ahead.  And recently he forced his financial sponsors to charter a series of flights just so that he could travel naked.  Buying out entire planes, and only selling tickets to fans of Douton, just so that the muscle alpha could travel with his throbbing dong out.

WOULD YOU ENJOY HAVING THE POWER OF AN ALPHA LIKE DOUTON?

WOULD YOU LOVE TO BE ON ONE OF HIS PRIVATE FLIGHTS?

IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDERS LIFESTYLE 1

SPECIAL FEATURE: THE LIFE OF IFNB PRO NAKED BODYBUILDING STARS

JEFF "BUCK" PAULETTE'S RECENT
$80,000 AIRPLANE FLIGHT

UPRIGHT AND COCKED POSITION:  IFNB Pro Megaweight Jeff "Buck" Paulette, a/k/a "The Club," 
sprays his contest winning man juice during a recent flight to South America.

Most top pros have earned enough money and received huge financial sponsorships to create lifestyles where they can conveniently live 100% naked nearly all the time.  However, there are many incidents where the top physiques in the world still have to go out in "regular' public.  And when you are a top name in the sport, the chances are you'll have to engage the limitations of the world in travel.

Typically, IFNB Megaweight Pro Buck Paulette flies in private jets, as many top pros do.  The wealthy sponsors of the sport spare no expense on these physique gods.  However, recently The Club had to hustle to a pre-competition meeting for the upcoming IFNB Anaconda South American Championships.  Because of the rush, Paulette was forced to fly business class – and the results were insane.

While the sponsor of theatric purchased three seats ion one aisle for Paulette, being dressed has never been easy for the dominant muscle stud.  But the real challenge came in the form of the long flight.

Currently Paulette's training requires his cock release 15 to 20 times per day.  The 7 hour flight proved a challenge to his training regiment.  So what did the alpha stud do?  He released his monstrous dong and blew his nut.  SEVEN TIMES!

The airline proceeded to fine Mr. Paulette too the tune of $80,000.00.  Three of Paulette's sponsors begged to take care of the fines.

WOULD YOU BE OKAY ON A PLANE WHILE JEFF PAULETTE SHOT MASSIVE LOADS?

SHOULD IFNB PROS BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL NUDE?