Wednesday, November 25, 2015

DRAGONCOCK '15 PAN-ASIA PRO 30

FINAL ROUND POSTPONED DUE TO HORNY POSEDOWN DISRUPTING EVENT. 
ENDLESS FLEXING AND CUMMING: The opening posedown for the Final Round of Finals became impossible 
to contain, with over 100 nude muscle studs with massive dicks flexing, shooting and laughing
for a total of over 5 hours.  

Imagine scores of muscle dudes flexing and cumming onto your face. Now imagine all their buddies joining in.  Now imagine what would happen if there were so many of them that they could not be stopped or contained!  This was the state of the Final Round of the DragionCock – and the result was the round had to be postponed!

Under Forced Elimination Rules, there is an Opening Posedown where the competitors to be removed are called out.  The posedown is a last ditch attempt to score enough points to stay in the round, which usually does not work out that way.  However, because o f this, naked bodybuilders on the cusp of being eliminated often pull out all stops and take to the posedown in a horny and more aggressive state than what we typically see.  With nothing to lose, competitors often get insanely horny and dominant for this last attempt to stay in the contest – and thus are often difficult to control!

So when the opening posedown took place, the competitors were flexing and shooting with such ferocity that the judges found it hard to call out eliminations.  Gradually, competitors who had been previously eliminated during the Finals came on stage as well.  Even though that is against the rules, they were already eliminated so risked no competitive penalty for sneaking in a few last flex-and-cums.

At one point the stage held upwards of 70 massive bodybuilders – that's 70 oversized fuckpoles attached to the world's top muscle, all aggressively showing off and posing until they shoot hot loads raining down onto the confused – yet visibly delighted – officials in the front row.  It was impossible to stop the madness, so the posedown was let to run it's course and the competition was set for the following night.  In the end, it took almost 6 hours to get these men to finally wear down and leave the stage, but fans were delighted with this impromptu show of muscle power unleashed.

Forced Elimination rules are rarely invoked, so typically contests do not have procedures in place to corral these outbursts should they happen.  And this is why the posedown was impossible to stop.  "I have seen sex rages from some of the world's most cock-horny megaweights that couldn't be stopped" said one backstage expediter.  "But I have never seen so many muscled men become even worse than those rages!  This was amazing!"

When asked if he was frustrated by the situation, Coordinator Brad Mengier seemed unphased.  "I have always stood for the traditional role of naked bodybuilding," he explained.  "And this outburst represents the very principles of the sport: perfect physicality, sexual dominance and overwhelming pride.  I could not call myself an advocate of this sport and then abbreviate something that represents the exact principles towards which these great pro competitors strive.  I think it was nothing short of miraculous!"

WHA DO YOUT HINJ OF THIS CUM FILLED POSEIDON?
DOI YOU AGREE WITH MENGIER ABOUT POSTPONING THE FINAL ROUND IN FAVOR OF THE INTERRUPTION?

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