JAN KOLBERG SIGNED ON AS SUPPLIER
TO YANN PERROD'S CUM BAR ENTERPRISE
TO YANN PERROD'S CUM BAR ENTERPRISE
Jan Kolberg signed on as a supplier of cum loads for the "high end muscle cum bar" concept Spunxx.
Yann Perrod (right) was the first pro to sign on to supply high grade man sperm to the bar.
Orin Dwayne is one of the few men in the world who has been ass fucked by over 20 pro IFNB bodybuilders. The wealthy lover of muscle once even had aspirations of becoming a competitive NBA. "But what I really wanted was to feel the majesty and power of the world's most perfect men without any distractions," he told us. "There is nothing more rewarding than finding yourself pinned down and power fucked by a muscular beast so blind with sexual rage that he just tears itno your hole like you're nothing compared to his might."
Mr. Dwaye has sponsored many pro level athletes anonymously, but at the AlphaFest has become a minor celebrity as he presented a concept "cum bar" featuring high-grade, pro muscle cock cum. The idea is called Spunxx, and the first big name to sign on and provide hot, creamy loads is the young, attention-seeking pro, Yann Perrod.
But Dwayne's eager hole must be an amazing negotiator because he recently signed a deal to have one of the top jazz-producing muscle behemoths of the IFNB also provide delicious man-juice to his endeavor. On the MainStage at AlphaFest Jan Kolberg announced that he will be milked fresh for the bar. While Kolberg's only relationship to young Perrod has been to force fuck him in the Release Room, the two pros seemed genuinely friendly during the announcement.
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Below, I'll post a multi-part report from the Expo. I hope IFNB athletes and fans will enjoy it.
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At its exhibit space, Big Dawg Labs gave a Cock-Rock-It to anyone who showed up naked or stripped on the spot. The Cock-Rock-It is an IAIV (Intra Anal Insertion Vehicle) for Big Dawg’s special formulation of SPH. It comes in strengths of 7, 9 and 10 units and is individually foil-wrapped and pre-lubed. The 7 unit strength was the freebee. Staff at the booth provided complimentary insertion so that fans could test the effectiveness of the Cock-Rock-It while at the Expo. For maximum benefit, Big Dawg recommends a live sperm boost one hour after dosing with a Cock-rock-It. Fans who didn’t hook up for a live sperm boost on the Expo floor were invited to come back to the booth a crew of NB amateurs was on-hand to provide the service. Big Dawg Labs also markets Cock-Rock-It Pro which comes in strength of 12, 13 and 15 units.
ReplyDeleteTim Weber, an independent contractor and entrepreneur, was at the Expo to promote the Glory Door. Tim is well-known as the creator of the Glory Wall, which is a feature at all Hackelberg naked muscle resorts. The Glory Wall is a free-standing wall, 10ft-by-12ft, with 6 evenly spaced 10-inch diameter circles 3-ft above floor level. The Glory Door is scaled for home use. It has one hole and fits easily into a door frame. Tim had three Glory Doors at his booth to show several of the colors and finishes available. Even though those doors were not fitted into frames, Tim enlisted eager NB amateurs to give on-going demonstrations showing their use. Elsewhere on the Expo floor, Tim had set up a Glory Wall, which became a must-visit iem for horned-up IFNB fans.
Veteran promoter Kip Kinsler has the notion that older Naked Bodybuilding and Aroused Performance athletes don’t get enough attention. So he is busy getting more of it for them. His idea is “Grads” a group for NB and AP athletes over 55. At Expo15, Kip was announcing his latest enthusiasm with the help of former NB and AP champions Nelson “Black Mamba” Mamadou and Stash “Polish Pipe” Urbanski. Mamadou’s age is given as 60, but he is an African whose birth was recorded 2 or 3 years after it occurred, so some folks want to add some years to the figure. Urbanski, having turned 55 just a month ago, newly qualifies for the group.
Fully erect and standing next to Kinsler, the Black Mamba and the Polish Pipe certainly looked impressive. Neither their muscles nor their throbbing cocks showed diminished power. Both Mamba and Pipe bragged that they have plenty of spunk to unload. To prove it, they asked me to service them on the spot, which I eagerly did. I didn’t know which athlete take first, but the Pipe deferred to Black Mamba, so the decision was made for me. After I had guzzled their man juice, I asked how often they were being serviced. Both said they are good to go every fifteen minutes. I also asked whether they preferred service from younger or older men. Again, both agreed. All servicing is good, but experience has its advantages. I realized that Kinsler had coached his two spokes-Grads to stay on topic for the 55+ demographic.
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Before I left Kinsler’s promotion area, Mamba and the Pipe asked me how I liked the taste of their cum. After a reflecting a moment, I said that Mamba’s jizz had bite; it assaulted my palate. Pipe’s I described as meaty. The Grads encouraged me to check-out the Man Drinkxxx promotion area for juices that enhance the taste of semen.
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At Man Drinkxxx, the emphasis was on single-serving, energy boosting shots that the company is promoting. The team of six stud hunks manning the booth, all with exquisitely trimmed facial hair and equally exquisitely trimmed pubes, did not, at first, want to talk about semen-flavor-enhancing beverages.
ReplyDeleteAfter I persisted, one of the hunks took me aside and told me that the company’s three juices were still in beta-testing. He wondered how I had heard about them. Not wanting to admit my personal tasting experience, I simply him told there was a lot of buzz about the juices on the Expo floor. This excited his interest – something I presumed because his cock began to throb. He told me that Man Drinkxxx is test-marketing its beverages in six cities and that the beta-testing has to do not only with the taste -- salty, sweet and spicy are important -- but also with naming and branding. So far, “Man Juice” is the general name for the product. Man Drinkxxx thinks this name plays two ways; it suggests both the source of the product and what the product enhances.
Naming individual flavors is more complicated. The spokes-hunk said that, in general, Man Drinkxxx has had success with “Hot Sausage” but less favorable results for “Polish Sausage” or “Kielbasa” and that “Brats” has drawing power only in the upper Midwest. He says “Chorizo” has increasing potential. The hunk also said that “Black Mamba” seems to be a winner. It far surpasses “Anaconda” and “Cobra” which are two other names proposed for this palate assaulting flavor.
Presuming that I had already taste-tested results produced by these two juices at the Grads’ promo area and aced them, I was primed to know about Man Juice’s third beta-testing flavor.
The stud hunk explained that, with two flavor names focusing on ethnic or racial identity, Man Drinkxxx’s third flavor and its name were difficult to put in a niche, yet still have wide appeal. He said that “Cream of Daddy” stirs a lot of interest, but that Man Drinkxxx wants to reserve that name for future product development, possibly with Kip Kinsler of Grad groups. Some proposals such as “Never Too Old” and “Forever Young” emphasize age and do not describe the juice’s flavor, nor does “Autumn Fever” but “Harvest” looks promising. It’s not ageist, yet it suggests fruition and abundance.
I asked the spokes-hunk what Man Juice flavor he was drinking. He said that he – and all the staff at the Man Drinkxxx booth – had been drinking “Harvest” for a month. He was happy to oblige me with a taste-test.
The spokes-hunk’s cum had a luscious, herbal richness and tang. Of course, the cum of young hunks is expected to be luscious and rich, so Man Juice might have enhanced just 50% of the hunk’s natural flavors.
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After I serviced the first Man Drinkxxx stud-hunk, he directed me to another member of the crew for information about the company’s much-hyped new product. It’s a power shot, energy booster called Ur-In-Charge. It comes in single-serving, mini-bottles and is meant to be chugged.
ReplyDeleteThe product name suggests that urine is a primary ingredient, but might simply mean You Are In Charge. Chemical names on Ur-In-Charge’s label are not helpful for nonscientists, and the stud-hunks at Man Drinkxxx were evasive about its ingredients. Ur-In-Charge has the strong order of a man’s piss the day after he has eaten asparagus, which has a centuries old reputation for strengthening erections. Asparagus is also said to be a cum sweetener, which is something I can confirm by my own experience.
The second stud-hunk encouraged me to service him and taste his jizz. I was eager to accept his offer, not least because his cockhead was dripping with tantalizing precum. Also, three other IFNB fans in the booth were chowing down members of the Man Drinkxxx crew and getting me in the mood to be on my knees again. I knew that the first stud-hunk I had talked to and serviced told me that all staff at the Man Drinkxxx crew had been drinking Man Juice “Harvest” daily for a month prior to the Expo, so I couldn’t compute what seemed to be a contradiction. The second stud-hunk must have sensed my quandary. He said that Ur-In-Charge is foremost an erection strengthener. He challenged me to feel the hardness of his wood. His cock was as swollen and firm as any as I have ever held in my fist. “Now put it in your mouth,” he commanded, so I got down on my knees. Unfortunately, I could not suck him off and taste his cum. In six strokes, he face-fucked me so forcefully that his jizz went straight down my throat. I never got to taste it.
By 11am, the Expo was going strong, booths and show spaces open, aisles getting crowded. With naked fans in the majority 60/40, the prospect for future Expos as nude events looked good.
ReplyDeleteEven among fans who didn’t get naked, clothing was minimal. One humorous sight was the men who stripped to their boxers. Their hard cocks kept poking out of the piss opening. Some kept stuffing their hard-on back in. Others thought what-the-hell, so they left it out. The other funny sight was the socks. Not socks on feet, but one sock on a cock. This required a lot of maintenance, that is holding in place or pulling back on. Some dudes mastered wearing a sock with the ankle part covering their man-pole and the foot part hanging from the cockhead like a droopy flag.
The stylishly trimmed facial hair and pubes of the stud-hunks at Mann Drinkxxx motivated me to check out Shaves-R-Us next. I headed there by way of the Glory Wall. My nuts were aching to bust. The four loads I’d swallowed, especially the potent pro-grade man-juice from Black Mamba and Pipe, plus the SPH in the Cock-Rock-It had totally pumped me up. I wanted to release before I got my live sperm boost.
The Glory Wall was busy. Each hole was in use and had a queue of 4 or 5 behind it. The wait time seemed to long for a quick release. The NB Assistants had a space where they were putting applicants through stage two of the screening process. Potential newbies had to spend each day at the Expo providing any service any Expo attendee required. This was a test of their endurance and stamina. I decided to check it out.
On my way there, I saw Tedi Ballo coming along a side aisle. I didn’t know him, but I decided to greet him in a way I’d heard is appropriate to African chiefs. I gave his hard-on a hearty yank. Ballo let out a deep, chesty grunt that sounded like “Hug.” I didn’t know what that meant, but his face lit up with a smile, the universal sign of friendship.
“Sup, bro? What brings you to the Expo?” Pumped and horny as I was, I told him I’d had an IAIV earlier and was due for a live sperm boost, but I wanted oral release first.
“Maybe I can help you? Do you know Doc Joseph? Are you dosing with Cock-Rock-It? Look around at these muscles and cocks.” His hand and arm made a broad sweep as if the entire Expo was his to command. “Is there something you fancy?”
I nodded toward a dude with the build of a power lifter, who stood across the aisle from us. “Let me see if he accepts our offer.” Ballo went up to the stocky bull and talked to him quietly. In a minute, they were back, and the lifter got on his knees in front of me. In a gulp, he had my shaft in his mouth and my cockhead down his throat. He worked on me like a suction pump. Ballo stood, admiringly, beside me, his right arm over my shoulders. When he sensed I was about to pop, Ballo steadied the lifter’s head against my crotch. It was total brain. “Thank you, sir,” the lifter said as he stood. “I humbly worship you and am grateful to give you oral service.” Then he went back to his mates.
“Now, about the live sperm boost, let me give you that. Nothing fancy, but I will be efficient, and since I’ve been dosing with Doc’s special formula SPH for several years, you know my boost will be especially potent and beneficial. Get down on the floor, on all fours, doggie-style. No sooner was I in position than he mounted me. He reamed my asshole, drilling the full 15 inches of his piston in and out with each stroke. As he made the deposit, he pulled me back by my shoulders. My ass cheeks pressed tight to his crotch. His balls slapped my taint.
I asked Tedi Ballo how he persuaded the power lifter. “My mojo. I told him if he sucked you off, I’d fuck him and his mates later at my booth.”
“You should come by my booth, too. I want to tell you about my NB lifestyle camps. And I want you to meet my nephew.”
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Shaves-R-Us had a doublewide exhibition space at a corner of the convention hall. One part was for shaves and the other for trims.
ReplyDeleteThe shaves were demonstrations only. What looked like a massage table was set-up next to a portable sink and a glass cabinet filled with foams, gels, creams, and many sorts of razors. Shaves-R-Us had an appointment book. Any alpha competitor, amateur or pro, could schedule a time for free clean-up, touch-up, if they allowed fans to watch. Most NB fans don’t get to see athletes get shaved, so the demonstrations drew a lot of interest, especially when star-power talent was booked.
The trims were for fans. Shaves-R-Us had a two chair trimming stand. It looked like a shoe shine stand, but the chairs were wider apart and the foot brackets were even wider apart. It was old-fashioned wood and brass, not sleek modern padded leather and chrome.
At the Expo, Shaves-R-Us offered only “Junk Quick Trims” as Harry Cooper called them. “It’s not about quality. Simplement, we are not sculpting facial hair or giving full crotch service with a range of design options and finish work using straight razors, taping, or waxing to get the sharp, crisp edges. The Junk Quick Trim uses electric shavers and clippers and has a choice of two designs, la Cale ou la Couronne. Imagine an equilateral triangle balanced on one point. Cut it in half and throw away the bottom. C’est la Cale; the Wedge is the shape your pubic hair is trimmed to. Pour la Couronne, balance a six-pointed star on one point. Cut it in half, then tilt the left and right points a little toward the center one. C’est la Couronne, the Crown. Here at Expo, we’re including trimming the nut sac, taint, and anus in our offer,” Harry said. “At our shops, those areas are extra. We’re not junky. Here at Expo we’re just trimming a man’s junk in an introductory way.”
Harry Cooper is enthusiastic. “For a few bucks, a young fan – or a fan or any age – can get a Junk Quick Trim. Most young men have never shaved or trimmed their pubes. Even men entering competition as amateurs have probably never had a full body shave. Maybe they’ve heard about it, maybe they’ve seen pictures, but they haven’t done it or seen it done. We’re here to give them the experience.”
Cooper guided me toward the trimming stand. “What shall I say?” he queried, without expecting an answer. “Here you have deux jeunes hommes avec dis-sept ans. They are eager for new experiences, for new life. Most likely they have not been naked in public before or shown their hard young dicks for all to see. Yet, ils sont impatients de tous à admirer leurs coqs juteuses. »
There seems no denying that we all like to admire juicy cocks. I joined the crowd watching the two teens having their Junk Quick Trim. The dudes taunted and teased each other. They were especially amused and vocal when a jizz gob hit a barber in the eye. They seemed a little anxious when the barbers trimmed their nut sacs, but they slunk low in the chairs and raised their butts forward when the barbers buzzed their assholes with the electric shavers.
My fun -- and theirs – sèemed to end too fast, but two more young fans were stripped off and ready to step into the chairs. The barbers handed back boxers to les deux jeunes hommes avec dis-sept ans, but les jeunes hommes left without them.
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Harry Cooper had left me at the edge of the crowd, so as some fans left and others shifted, I moved to the center for a better view of the next two teens. I enjoyed the slapping of hard cocks on butts and thighs as I jostled for a good place. I found one behind a stocky dude.
ReplyDeleteThe trimming chairs are raised on a four-foot high platform, so the barbers can work conveniently. Climbing onto the platform was no problem for the teens, and they were amused by figuring out how to sit slouched in the chairs with their feet planted firmly on the brackets and their pubes, cocks, balls, taints, and assholes well displayed. One of the teens had left his cock sock on, and once he was settled on his position, he pulled the sock off like he was doing a slow striptease. He held it up and pointed toward its open end. Ten he tossed it gently toward the crowd.
The dude in front of me caught it. He took a sniff and a couple more. Then, he turned the sock partly inside-out and stuck his face in it. He moaned a satisfying, “Whoa!” He turned a little toward me. “Check this out.” he said, offering me the sock. It was loaded with gobs of cum. Pressing it to my face, I inhaled deeply and got the rush. The stocky dude whispered, “Boost me, man. Gimme a boost.” He shifted his weight and widened his stance so that my dick slid into his butt crack. He reached behind and guided it into his asshole. We fucked like that and watched as the teens got their trims.
I’d boosted him, and the teens were almost finished with their trims, when he said, “Let’s get up there. Let’s get trims.” I’d never shaved or trimmed my pubic hair. My body is not very hairy, fine fur on my legs and arms, a naturally hairless chest and back. But I do have a full bush. When I used to compete in clothed events, I was notorious for the curls of pubic hair above the waistband and around the leg openings of my posers. Also, I came to the NB and AP scene as an athlete and fan, but not to compete, so I continued to be Mr Natural.
The stocky dude grabbed one of the barbers and said he and I were up next. In the chair, I felt both vulnerable and powerful. The thrill of display is natural, it’s the power that the exhibitionist has over the voyeur. The fear of getting a shave or trim is natural too, especially if it’s your first. The sharp clippers and razors come in contact with the most sensitive and prized parts of a man’s anatomy. The barbers at Shaves-R-Us are professionals who can be trusted. The one giving me a trim started with scissors. First, he cut away the long, thick hair. Next, he used electric clippers, making sweeps across my pubes and the insides of my thighs. When he used the clippers on my nut sac and balls, I busted a load. For my taint and asshole, he used an electric shaver. The vibration was stimulating. I busted another load. Finally, the barber used both shaver and clippers to style la Couronne, the Crown design I requested. When he finished, some of me looked nude, and my pubic Crown looked like a three-day growth of beard.
I’d been so interested in watching my barber work and in watching the crowd watching him and me, I hadn’t paid attention to the stocky dude. His barber had finished his trim first, but the dude was still in his chair, stroking his dick. He had chosen the Wedge. As I stood up, he did too, and he jacked a load on me.
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An announcement came over the PA system that Worship Circles were now forming in the Performance Square. “All your favorite pros will be on the platform to accept your Glutes Salutes. Don’t miss this opportunity.” I headed there to check out the action and show off my Junk Quick Trim.
ReplyDeleteThe Performance Square is in the center of the convention hall where the two main aisles of the Expo cross. It’s a big area because there are no exhibit spaces at the corners of the aisles. Worship Circles, where NB pros and amateurs appear for fans to jerk their dicks in respect, are favorite events in the P-Sque. The PA announced a new kind of Worship Circle. These jerks were gonna be Glutes Salutes.
At last year’s Alpha, competitors in the Junior Division caused a sensation during the freestyle posing. In addition to hip-hop dance moves, which became popular several years ago, teens and collegiates performed “Moon Beams” in their routines. Basically, this meant that young athletes showed off their asses and assholes. Turning his back to the audience, the competitor took a wide stance, then bent forward and grabbed his ankles or ass cheeks, showing off his sphincter. Fans were enthusiastic, and during later rounds in the competition, signs saying “Moon Power” and “The Sphincter Is a Muscle” were held up in the audience.
Anticipating adding these new poses to their freestyle routines, pros trained their sphincters during the off-season. Some used a Hole Buddy, a plug that stretches the anus. A Hole Buddy is a cone, blunt point at its top, widening to a circular base. It comes in one color, orange, but several lengths and diameters. The smallest is Big Boy, 6” long, 3” diameter; hard trainers scoff at it, “sissy toy” is what they call it. SuperPro and ProMaxx top out the Hole Buddy line. They are 12” long and 5” and 6” in diameter.
IFNB honchos were hot follow where the juniors and pros led, so they came up with the idea of Glutes Salutes as an Expo event.
When I reached the P-Sque, leading pros had already lined up. Monza was first, followed by Roher, based on their current rankings, but Hackelberg pouted on the sidelines. As an amateur he did not qualify. He caused a stink, but not even his dad’s money could buy him a place. The P-Sque was set up with a circular posing platform raised about 6” off the floor. Fans milled around it, ready to jack their salutes. But they first waited for members of the fan group Aces to perform.
Aces is a club of jizz experts acclaimed for their skills at striking targets with their cum spurts and sperm gobs. An Ace can point to, then hit a man’s left tit, right tit, left nut, right nut, the way a pool shark calls shots and taps in balls. Last year at Expo, fifteen Aces faced a line of pros at 10ft. They aimed, then jacked a volley of loads. Each Ace nailed his target, the piss slit of the pro’s hard cock standing opposite him.
This year, Aces had a bigger challenge. They had to hit a moving target. The posing platform revolved slowly. That way fans in the Worship Circle got an equal view of the pro’s pose and a shot at making a good Glute Salute. When Monza stepped up and posed, six Aces placed themselves strategically around the platform. Their goal was to cream the pro’s asshole with their cum load as he passed. The Aces got one chance each as the revolving platform made it first turn. After that, the next three turns were for fans. All six Aces nailed Monza’s asshole with their jizz. During the fans’ turn, I jacked my own Glute Salute on the pro. It hit him where his right ass cheek met his thigh, just near his taint.
The Aces changed up their pitchers as Roher got in position. He had a different pose, on his knees, widespread, with his forehead touching the platform. I stayed to watch him, then Pierre Douton get their Glutes Salutes.
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Blow Hards is another popular fan group. Their space was nearby, so I decided to check it out. Besides, I hadn’t received oral service yet at the Expo, and I wanted to take the edge off before meeting up with Tedi and Joff Ballo.
ReplyDelete“Blow Hards are respected for their powerful oral service skills,” Dante Brogno, chairman of the club, explained. “They develop their talents in three areas. First is mouth muscle vacuum pump action. Blow Hards give oral so intense and thorough that an average man might not be able to cum again for a week. Second is flexibility. Blow Hards stretch their jaws wide and open their throated deep. No cock, no matter how long and thick, chokes them. Third is speed. Blow Hards can get oral service done in under three minutes. They are the speed demons among oral service providers.”
“Mostly, Blow Hards develop and hone their oral service skills among themselves, for fun. So we’re here at Expo to attract new members. But any IFNB fan can hook-up with a Blow Hard. Membership is not required. Plus, we provide on-demand services for Aroused Performance pros and amateur athletes.”
“Blow Hards benefit pros in several significant ways. Sometimes, a pro with a competition quality cock doesn’t want to choke his oral service provider. For sure, he doesn’t want any teeth marks and scratches that might cause him to lose points. The flexible jaw and deep throat of a Blow Hard can expand to accommodate the most enormous male equipment, balls included. A massively hung pro can face-fuck a Blow Hard in comfort without worry about gagging his oral service provider or getting injured.”
“Other times, pros need quick release. They have short time before a competition or between rounds, and they need to get a load off to ease the pressure that might make them ejaculate randomly. Blow Hards train for providing pros cum-and-run oral service. Blow Hards can release a tense pro in under sixty seconds.”
“However, pros like the mouth muscle vacuum pump action the best. That’s because most pros now favor a training treatment called Complete Gonad Cleansing. “Com-Gon” has become their mantra, and they want the cleansing treatment once a week or more. CGC is the total emptying of the testicles, prostate and all genitalia of any trace of sperm and semen. Advocates of CGC say that just before bedtime is the best time for a treatment. They say Complete Gonad Cleansing before sleep eliminates wasteful nocturnal emissions (wet dreams). Athletes awake with stronger, harder morning wood. Their man juice is 100% fresh and thus more potent. It’s the best quality to give a training partner as a pre-workout stimulus, or to receive. And the sturdier morning wood makes delivery robust.”
“For pros in need of pre-bedtime CGC, Blow Hards make house calls. Pros in heavy duty training are super-factories of sperm production whose man-parts are vast reservoirs of man juice. Even with the powerful suction that Blow Hard’s mouth has, an NB or AP athlete in peak competitive condition may need two Blow Hards in succession to have himself fully and completely emptied, so when making house calls for pros Blow Hards usually travel in pairs.”
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I looked over the Blow Hards in the Expo space, working with each other to develop their skills, offering oral services, and encouraging Expo visitors to join their club. Sizewise, bodies and cocks, they looked like average guys, except that they had the extra glow that comes from swallowing a lot of pro-grade man juice. Dante asked what I was interested in: deep suction, mouth stretching, or speed. I told him I was mostly interested in emptying my man-parts as completely as possible, but that I also wanted my cock and balls worked together,
ReplyDelete“Blow Hards like to provide one oral service at a time, not combos.” he said. “You’re really pumped from your day here at Expo. I recommend you try cock and balls service followed by cleansing. Sunil can work his talents on you first.” The Blow Hard named Sunil knelt in front of me and took my hard cock completely into his mouth in one smooth motion. Then, he inhaled my nuts in too. His tongue massaged my testicles, and the back of his throat rubbed against my sensitive cockhead. Soon, I exploded my load right into his gullet. As Sunil eased my cock and balls out of his mouth, Pavel was in place ready to take over. The CGC was way better than any ordinary blowjob. Not just my nuts were emptied. Every man fluid in me from toes to finger tips to eyeballs seemed to vacate my body through my dick-slit.
Totally drained, I needed a top-up to get ready to meet up with Tedi and Joff Ballo.
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To top myself up before going to see Tedi and Joff Ballo, I stopped at the Juice-N-Jizz Bar. The Compete Gonad Cleansing had depleted me of man juice, but I still had a good cock-stand. A top-up would get my ‘nads pumping fresh juice and max out my hard-on to its 11” potential.
ReplyDeleteTeens and collegiates competing in the Alpha Junior Division had set up the Juice-N-Jizz Bar and were its baristas. They served natural, organic beverages, spiked on request. I ordered a Green Horny-It with a triple shot. A G-Hit combines garlic, ginger and herbs with asparagus nectar. The shots are fresh cum loads jacked on top by the bar staff. Topped-up with a Green Horny-It, I was ready for Tedi and Joff Ballo.
At their Expo space, the Ballos were promoting a new chain of naked bodybuilding lifestyle camps. Tedi was eager to talk about them, but before he did, he introduced me to his nephew. “Here, meet Joff. He already knows you, in a way. You see, after I gave you the live sperm boost earlier, I brought my cock to Joff to clean. By the way, you look sharp with your pubic hair trim. Joff is a connoisseur of asshole flavored cock. He said the tang your asshole added to my man-meat was as fine as any he ever tasted. He wants to eat right from the source.”
“Yes.” Joff said. “Let’s not waste time. Get up on the table. I’ll get to work. The benefit of anal goo for manly development is well-known, but too few athletes make it part of their nutritional regimen. Anal goo gives me an edge.”
When I was on the table, on my back, Joff climbed up, brought his shoulders under my knees and buried his face between my butt cheeks. First, he licked around my anus; then, he probed deeper. Soon, he was tongue-fucking me full-bore. My man-pussy got wet and hot.
“Now that you’re prepped, let me give you a live sperm boost. I bet I’ll do you better than my uncle.”
Joff moved off the table and positioned me so that my ass was near one end. As he tapped his dick against my anus, I placed my feet on the sides of his pecs and my toes in his armpits. I put my hands behind my head, interlacing my fingers. Joff poked his cockhead into my manhole, then drove his entire shaft in deep. He rode me that way, sliding his cock forward and back, but keeping his cockhead behind the double muscle rings of my sphincter. Grabbing my ankles and spreading my legs wider, he fucked me hard, grinding his shaved pubes against my freshly shaved taint. I reached for my dick and started jacking it. Beside the table on my left, Tedi stood jacking his ramrod hard-on. Fans in the aisle had a full view of our display of manly power. Joff said he was ready to insemenate me. As he blasted his potent sperm into my man-pussy, I jacked my jizz onto my chest and Tedi splashed his cum on my balls.
(posted by JockJacker)
“Now, let me tell you about my project, my dream come true.” Tedi said. “Here is Udugu Apejo Ibi, Brotherhood Gathering Place.” He pointed to the map and photos under the plexi-top of the table where his nephew Joff had serviced me. Tedi talked enthusiastically about his naked bodybuilding lifestyle camp, describing the gym, dorms and cabins, dining hall and food, even the outdoor gang shower and latrine. To signal my desire to leave, I grabbed Tedi’s stiff cock and yanked it firmly like I had when we met earlier. I yanked Joff’s hard-on too.
ReplyDelete“Don’t shake my dick. I’m not a chief,” Joff said. “Just say goodbye, and let me thank you. You have tasty and potent anal goo. If you hang with young bucks, you will find many who want to savor it. Come to see us at Udugu Apejo Ibi.”
Nude day was a success. Hundreds of naked men strutted around the convention hall. Lost or abandoned socks, formerly providing cock cover, as well as boxers, briefs and jockstraps littered the floor. Fans who had begun the day cautiously joined the horny spirit of the Expo. In the aisles and exhibit spaces, muscles and testosterone were on parade. My eyes bugged out as I admired men worshipping and servicing men.
In his space on aisle 3, Chuck McGrath, an up and coming NB athlete who rose into the pro ranks last year, displayed himself on a Barcalounger, tilted way back, his feet high up on a footrest. McGrath invited foot worship. Fans could rub their dicks on his soles and arches and poke between his toes. Some enthusiasts got so stimulated that his feet were coated with cum. “Yeah, I like having my feet slimed,” McGrath said. “In fact, I’m into jacking guys off with my feet, but here at the Expo, I’m kicking back and letting the fans do their thing. What’s good is I’m going to go home with high quality toe jam. It’s going to be tasty on my toast tomorrow morning.”
In the next space, Ozgur Urgulu was sitting on a 4-ft stepladder. If anybody on the NB circuit can challenge Carlos Monza for monster cock champ status, it’s Urgulu. Posed on the ladder, he invited fans to lick his dick. “Not suck me off, just lick,” he said. I asked if he’d had oral service from a Blow Hard. “Yeah, I call up or visit one regular. I got big balls, too, not just a big dick. I like stuffing all my junk into a guy’s mouth. Most can’t take all I got. Today, I like having two or three fans lick my stick at the same time. Another fan on my balls, that’s good too. But it’s taking a lot of control for me not to let my spunk out, especially if I got a fan working my piss-slit. That really drives me wild. I wish I could just bust loose, but I’m saving up for my training buddy. He’s going to have a cum-feast to night. I guarantee you that.”
Big Dawg Labs had run out of Cock-Rock-Its and was closed until tomorrow. But at Grads, Black Mamba and Polish Pipe were still going hot and heavy. They were on the floor in missionary position. I watched, eager to see how the old guys took anal service from the stud hunks on top of them. Pretty quick, the hunks finished their work, and Mamba and Pipe got up and introduced their service providers. The young men were both Junior Division competitors: Jamal Nkata for Pipe and Nils Nielsen for Mamba. Both were members of Grads-and-Lads, a group for former pros to mentor teen and collegiate amateurs. As Mamba said, Grads had learned to value insemenation as part of their training. Although they were retired and not in training any more, insemenation still enhanced their stamina and muscle tone. Also, they could still put their man-chutes to good use.
Over at Juce-n-Jizz Bar, the baristas were announcing last call for happy hour. The special was a Boner Brew, a shot of cum with a piss chaser. No glass, direct from the tap. I chose one of the baristas, a pumped up dude with an uncut spigot, to serve me. His Boner Brew was tasty and invigorating. I enjoyed it and then went home.
(posted by JockJacker)
A great account of your visit to the expo, which seems to have consisted of non-stop fucking and sucking or being fucked and sucked, punctuated by the odd 'beverage' to keep up your strength. However, could you elaborate on the 'glory door' as I am not at all clear what the hell it is for, Or pehaps I have missed the explanation in your very long narrative.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to know you like my account. Thanks.
DeleteA Glory Door is essentially a piece of blueboard, but indtead of being coated with plaster it has a wood grain finish or metallic finish to simulate a men’s room stall. It fits into the doorframe of any interior house or apartment door; quick-clip brackets hold it in place. Tim Weber, its designer, promotes it as part of a home entertainment system. For example, a host can easily put the Glory Door in place during a party, perhaps in a bedroom or bathroom doorframe. He or another man gets behind the Glory Door before it’s installed. Then he gives blowjobs to the other guests. The Glory Door can be used for a guessing game. Host and guests, wearing blindfolds, take turns behind it and try to guess the name of who they suck off by how the cocks feel in their mouths and how the cum tastes.
(JockJacker)
My dad bought a Glory Door. He sets it up with me behind it when his buddies come over to watch football. I get to suck all their man juice. On my birthday, dad set up the Glory Door with him behind. Then he gave blowjobs to me and my friends. Being horny teens, we got head 3 or 4 times that day. It was the best birthday party I ever had. My dad was real happy too.
DeleteHi JockJacker, I have just now read our long account of your time at the Expo, My god, you really do have stamina if you did all you say you did. I take my hat off to you. Where did it all happen, by the way? And what apart from tending to your cock, balls arse and other anatomical bits and pieces, do you do to earn a livng?
DeleteYo, Anon ... I appreciate your interest. My tour of Expo took about 7 hours, so I paced myself. Also I was in top condition. Most of the year, I workout 2 hours a day, 6 days a week. For the month prior to Expo, I increase to 3 hours a day, 7 days a week. I always eat healthy, and I take supplements and enhancers. I have a regular job as a sales rep, so my job is active, not at a desk, and I can make a schedule that permits me to combine work and my hobby.
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Hi again JockJacker. Thanks for your reply. I really do not know how you manage to keep up such a gruelling schedule. You must be really keen, which I guess I had already divined from your account of your interesting and varied exploits at the Expo.
DeleteOne question to a guy who is clearly deeply into cock culture. In your training programme, do you have any routines specifically designed to help you develop your own cock. Let's face it, cock size is a subject which is of paramount interest to all of us and I just wondered if you made any special effort to develop your own man-meat and if so, what type of training you use.
Also, do you train solo or in a group and how much anal sex do you get and give a week.? You sound so dedicated to the sport that you must have a schedule which ensures that you get and give an adequate amount of fucking each week. It has to be one of the joys of the sport, other than admiring ones own development and that of others. Anyway, that is my own personal view. Life without a regular fuck would be totally inacceptable.
Hey, Anon … Thanks for your interest. Probably all men, not just NB athletes and fans, want a bigger dick. I do things to make my dick longer, thicker and stronger.
DeleteFirst, I don’t wear underwear. I free-ball. Free-balling lets my junk hang loose. My cock and balls aren’t packed tight and my boner can poke around in my pants. The only time I wear undies is to the doctor or to visit my mom. In the gym I wear a lightweight jockstrap with a loose mesh pouch and a narrow waistband. I wear a jock in the gym because working-out gets me hard, Many gyms are co-ed and even have childcare. A guy has to use common sense. My worry is that I’ll see someone hot and not be able to think myself down from instant climax, which has happened. The mesh jock and my shorts ain’t enough to cover a load like that, so I keep a towel handy.
Second, I frot. Since I free-ball, I got one layer of cloth between my hand and my junk. I rub my dick a lot. Also, I reach in and move my junk around, especially since my boner is always poking one way or another. I make it comfortable, not cramped. It always wants to bust out, which I can’t let it do unless I’m in driving. Then I open my fly or slip my pants down. Otherwise, moving my junk around means it gets rubbed different ways and angles all day.
Third, I fantasize. I think about sucking and fucking, or acting in a porn film, or being on stage in a sex show club like I seen in Barcelona. Plus I got photos, videos and tapes on my phone, so I can look at porn or listen to dirty talk if I want. But mostly I rely on my brain – my thoughts – the brain is the most important sex organ a guy has. At least until they happen, the “brain tapes” are more stimulating than the videos or sex stories. I had a buddy I wanted to insemenate, short dude like I like. We stood chest pressed to chest and I just grazed my chin on top his head. Thinking about servicing his asshole fed my fantasies for two years, but he had a partner, and asshole work was something they just did together. Anyway, one evening, his butt-fucker was out of town, so Gene came to my place. My cock and his sphincter got a really goud workout that night. It never happened again, but memories gave me hard-on for a couple more months.
Free-balling and frotting and fantasizing keep my juices flowing. Pumped, hot and hard, stiff, rubbing, stretching, pulling, massaging, all that stuff, a guy has to keep his man-parts active. Maximizing flow develops cock tissue and blood vessels and primes the pipe. I like edging all day, but I don’t bust my nuts. I do that once a day, hands-free, in the afternoon. When I get home, I strip off. I’m so horny, pent-up and excited to be naked that my freed-up cock just spurts out cum like it’s celebrating.
Fourth, I use stimulants and enhancers. I tried herbs like goat weed and jojoba, and I take a prescription ED medication, the daily use kind, not because I need it, but for its extra boost.
Fifth, a cock-ring. I like a rubbery one that’s a splitter. You put your cock and balls through the big ring and make sure it fits tight. Then, guide your dick thru the upper ring of the splitter which circles the base of your shaft and drop your balls thru the lower ring and bring it snug to the top of your nut-sac. The best kind of cock-ring has a taint stimulator, an extension that goes from behind your junk to your anus. That gives you skeet work too. According to what I read, a cock-ring doesn’t restrict flow in, it restricts flow out. This holding back, keeping your dick hot and hard longer, stretches and strengthens cock tissue. I wear a cock-ring all the time, except sleeping or to the doctor.
So that’s what a guy can do by himself – no partner required – for cock development. Sorry I didn’t answer all your questions. Maybe I can post more if you’re still interested.
(posted by JockJacker)
Well, JockJacker, that was quite a revealing account you have just given of yourself. Not to put too fine a point on things, I reckon you are somewhere between a rock and a hard place. I am neither a psychologist nor a social worker, but, boy, I think you ought to take a good look at yourself and ask yourself where the hell you are going with your sex life.
DeleteAs I see it, you are mad keen on BB and cock training activities, which seem to occupy pretty well all your free time. You train like it is going out of style, but the end result is that you spend one day at the Expo where you manage to fuck and get fucked, but apart from that you see to lead a celibate life. Your training sound totally unrewarding for you, as you say you take care in the gym not to offend members of the other sex and minors – quite rightly so. And you train alone so you have no company or support from another guy with interests similar to yours. So, at the gym, you cannot really show yourself off to anyone but you would really like to lead a naked life style as the first thing you do when you get home is to strip off. As for sex, well, apart from your adventures at the Expo, you seem to have had sex just once and that with a guy whose regular partner just happened not to be there on that occasion. Not a very brilliant performance is it? Your cock must ache for some real action, skin to skin, rather than your own manual activities.
I think that you really need to stand in front of a mirror and ask yourself if this is really the life you want. Why don’t you try to find another gym frequented by gay Cock and Body Builders so that you can be in an environment which corresponds with what you do and where you d with a group of other gay guys? You need to find one guy, whom you like and who likes you with whom you can train on a regular basis and with whom you can have regular sex. You don’t necessarily have to shack up together, but if you can find someone you really like and feel you could live with, then all to the good.
I myself train with a group of five other guys at a naked facility at a private gym and the six of us form a small club, which apart from our gym work, meets every Friday night for an evening of free style sex. Believe me when I say that in three hours together, we usually manage to do everything can imagine and sometimes more!!! During the week, I usually manage to have some recreational sex with someone unknown as I find it adds spice to life. I think you really need to get yourself into the main stream as I see your life at present as being a shadow of what it might be. I wish you the best of luck with your future, but whatever you do, try to get some regular fucking into your routine. You will feel a lot better in yourself and your cock, will no longer suffer from deprivation of its natural activity.
Hey, Anon … Sorry to disappoint you. You make good points, I need more sex training with some buddies and a more active sex life. What about you and your buddies? What training goes on at your weekly sessions?
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Hi again JockJacker,
DeleteWhat you say above is, in fact, not a correct assessment of your present situation, for, if what you told us in your long exposé is correct, then at the present time, apart from the Expo outing, you have neither sex life (other than your five fingered friend) nor do you have any training, sex or otherwise with buddies, as you do not seem to have any close friends. Or have I got it totally wrong? In fact you are a lone wolf at present. But looking at your various activities at the Expo, you clearly like both to fuck and to be fucked, for you managed to indulge in both during your visit. And, moreover as you were totally naked all the time, it is clear that you are not ashamed of your body or your cock or for that matter of having sex in public.
I think that your problem might just be the fact the you are a salesman, foot loose and fancy free, which means that you see lots of clients, but never really meet anyone for a long enough period to allow you to establish a true relationship. Most of us have more sedentary occupations so that we see the same people a lot of the time and from that group we finally make our friends and partners.
My suggestion to you is that you try to deal with the question of your lack of sex-life first as this strikes me as being the most important. You really need to have at least one guy, whom you like and who likes you, with whom you can have regular sex. What you are doing at the moment amounts to nothing more than masturbation, both physical and mental, which is not very satisfactory long term. Therefore you must try to find a regular partner to fuck and who will, in return, fuck you and this, on a regular basis. Fucking is the fundamental basis of it all. Just look at these guys in the blog whom we ogle, and about whom we read the the comments. OK, so they are all professional, fulltime naked body builders, but just look at how much time they spend fucking or being fucked. They all exercise their cocks on anyone and everyone as often as possible.
So, why not try putting a small ad. in a men’s magazine along the lines that you are looking for a sex and training partner and see what happens. You may be surprise how many replies you get as there may well be lots of other guys out there who are just as lonely as you clearly are and would welcome moving closer to a warm body! Or, even try one of those pin board ads, which many stores have in their foyers. Or, open your eyes at your present gym. Surely you are not the only gay guy there. Alternatively try out a few other local gyms and see what gives. You need to make contacts and the gyms may well be your best point of departure as at least they represent a permanent place where you can find the same guys most of the time. In other words they offer you a point of stability and permanence which your job does not. Also, try to look around and see if in your area there is not a naked body-builder club or gym which you could join. What you need it to start making contact with some other guys and stop being such a loner.
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Once you have got your sex life settled, then you may find that you have found a readymade training partner. But you have to go out there and make it happen and not just continue alone as you are doing at present.
DeleteYou are clearly proud of your cock as you wear a cock ring, but I think that you can do better than a double rubber job. Just go back to Pan Asia 12, which is quite a while ago now, where a young stud called Greg Stone caused a sensation and an avalanche of comments by wearing a three component metal ring. Take a look at him. It is an iconic pose and I find it hard to imagine a better presentation of cock and balls than in that shot. Why not upgrade to that type of cock ornamentation? It will sure make people look at you, not to mention the boost it will give your own morale. I understand that these rings come in different sizes and are very comfortable and can be worn permanently.
As for us, we do our cock training in pairs. None of us taken any kind of supplements and we rely upon one of us offering his hole for at least half an hour whilst the other partner sticks his cock hard in and at the same time performs training exercises. The secret is no lubrication and no real fucking. The cock remains hard all the time but does not cum. it is a slow process but it is what I am told tha pros do. You have to train yourself to hold an erection for at least thirty minutes, building up to a full hour as you get better at it. Try going well back in the blog to some of the posts about naked pro. gyms and you will see how the pros do it.
Anyway, the key to it all is to get your sex life up and going. You need to fuck and be fucked on a regular basis, otherwise you are going to go nuts.
The very best of luck to you.
Hi JockJack, Forsome reason the first part of my latest message has not been posted, What you are reading above is just the end of what I had to say. I will try to repeat the first half tomorrow. Sorry. Anonyme
DeleteHi again JockJack, herewith the first part of what I wanted to say to you, which somehow got lost in the electronics of the system.
DeleteYour short comments on my first posting, are full of wishful thinking, at leas if we take what you have told us about yourself are true, for as far as I can see, other than your ‘treat’ at the Expo, you do not have any sex life, other than that you give yourself by masturbating, both physically and mentally, and you do not train with any buddies at all. Shortly put, you are a lone wolf.
I think that your job might be the main reason for your present lone state, for, visiting clients as a sales rep. you do not belong to part of a regular group, as you flit from client to client so that you never truly get the chance to know people properly. Most of us have a more sedentary job than you and work in a fixed community where we know people, their foibles and, from which, we often find our friends. So, it seems to me that the first thing you need to do is to find yourself a regular sex partner, otherwise on your present trajectory, I think you will drive yourself nuts with frustration. You just have to find a guy whom you like and who like you enough to enable the pair of you to enjoy fucking each other on a regular basis. Believe me when I say that fucking a guy is infinitely more rewarding that tossing-off alone!
So, why not try putting as small ad. in a gay magazine and try to find a partner that way, or even advertising on one of those postcard boards which many large shops have in their foyer? Also, you seem very alone at your gym. Surely you are not the only gay guy whom uses the place and you should be able to make contact.. Also, why not go around and try out a few other gyms and see what gives? Also ask around and see if there are no naked body building gyms in your area. Some gyms even have special hours where NB’s can train together. The group to which I belong formed itself through meetings in just such a place.
I checked out the pic of Greg Stone at Pan Asia 12 that you recommended. That’s the kind of three circle cockring I said I wear, except, as I also wrote before, mine are soft rubber. From the pic, I can’t tell whether the cockring Scott wears has a taint stimulator like mine. Judging from the thin gauge of the metal, it probably doesn’t. Got to say I prefer rubber to metal, and I prefer taint stimulators. But I know thing one about metal that I like. Heavy gauge – emphasis heavy gauge not the skinny dink Stone wears – has weight, and that makes you feel like you’re really doing some work. But metal can be a problem. It can damage an eager, aggressive cocksucker’s teeth. A good cocksucker who gobbles all your meat right down to your pubes, then teeth meet metal, that’s danger. Also, if you got your entire nut-sac in the cocksucker’s mouth, not just getting polite little licks on your balls, you have teeth banging metal again. Another thing about metal, it gets too hot or too cold. It heats up in the sun and gets too cold if the AC cranked up in the car. Important to me because I like to drive naked, or at least pants-less whenever I can.
DeleteWant you wrote about keeping your buddy’s hard-on up your anus for 30-minutes or an hour confuses me. You say there’s “no real fucking” and no cum. That seems to mean you don’t get the benefits of insemenation and sperm boosting which I read on the blog are very effective, indeed necessary, for muscle growth and development of all manly parts and capabilities. So what do you get besides a sphincter stretch, and not much of that unless your buddy has a really thick dick? What I picture is you on your belly on the floor; your buddy lies on top of you and keeps his hard rod in your ass. That’s it. You might as well take a nap.
(posted by Jock Jacker)
A great shot of Kolberg and Perrod. Both guys look absolutely magnificent. For me they have equally great physiques, bordering on perfection. But when it comes to cock, Perrod rules the roost. Just look at his magnificent man-meat. This is the first shot I can recollect of him where we truly see what a superb cock this guy now has. He has lost all that earlier 'too thin' look and has bulked up his fuck stick to be one of the best and the biggest at the moment. It is just one of the best proportioned pieces of man-meat in the business at present. In my view he is now bigger than Monster Monza, and even more attractive. Just how long is it in this shot? It must be 15 inches at least. Kolberg's meat is also great- very well proportioned, but pride of place has to go to Perrod. It will be iknsteresting to see where they all finish up in the finals.
ReplyDeleteYou are right about Perrod's fuck stick, of course, but not to be picky, both studs have magnificent cocks which must be the envy of everyone. - fans and competitors alike. What I find especially great about both guys is the size of their knobs, which are magnificently profiled by the pronouced rims that each guy has, In terms of cock aesthetiques, there is nom doubt about it that these tow suds are the tops.
DeleteBut you know, the recent shot of Eduardo Bedone does quite put both these two guys intot the shade. In my view, neither Kolberg nor Perrod match up to the absolutely stupendous physique of Bedone. For me his pose is one of the highlights of the year so far. OK, so his cock is not quite so big, but overall, Bedone offers the best package as his physique is totally mind-blowing.
Would have like to see Perrod ram his fuck-stick into Kolberg's asspussy right there in the AlphaFest stage.
DeleteCan Perrod suck his dick? Will he show his skill on the AlphaFest stage?
DeleteThe main stage of AlphaFest seems to be the wrong place for Jan Kolberg, or any NB athlete, to announce his money-making sideline. The same goes for Orin Dwayne, Cum Bar, and Spunxx; except those aren’t just sidelines. They are a businessman and business enterprises.
ReplyDeleteThe AlphaFest stage is for athletes to show their prowess and to compete. It should not be sullied with commercialism. Self-promotions and business announcements belong in the convention hall at Expo.
Also, what about the free autographs (cum loads) pros used to bestow on fans? If pros sell their cum to entrepreneurs with fat wallets, what’s left for fans? It seems that fans won’t have the free cum splash autographs that used to make them feel excited and proud.
Is IFNB becoming too commercialized? Are fans being shafted, but not in a good way?
(posted by Jockstrap Butch)
Sup, dudes. Been a while since I've had a chance to post. My muscle hole and dick trap have been busy taking on a much heavier work load for several weeks, and I finally got a break in the action. By the way if anyone needs a professional cock trainer or access to some enhanced Beta splooge, my Thursday evenings at the exhibition hall just became available (had a client withdraw from the competition after an SPH overdose. Good times).
ReplyDeleteLove this shot of Kolberg and Perrod. Their abs and serratus are absolutely JACKED! The only thing that could make it better is seeing more of the cum that makes these two such elite icons.
As for Kolber's man-seed getting spread to a wider ranger of worshipers, I think it's cool that more athletes and fans will get to bask in his glorious masculinity. My concern, of course is that this could mean fewer opportunities for professional meat-eaters like me to take his loads for free, as part of the job. But, if that's what the Alphas want, I can't argue.
And I hear the worry about things becoming commercialized, and I'd be interested who got blown (or more likely pounded) to get this deal announced on the main stage. That's the sort of stuff best reserved for the dealer's room, or here in the report. Still, if I wanted to announce a new venture, there's no place with more asses in seats or cum-hungry mouths than the seats surrounding the posing stage. May not be true to the "purity" of the sport, but it was a brilliant stroke of business savvy.
More cum! More cum! More cum! I'd like see Perrod drench Roher with cum. Then I'd like to see fans on stage licking it off.
DeleteWho's been keeping your hole busy?
DeleteLately, I have been the favorite fuck-bitch of Gino Martonne, who has been tag-team tagging my ass with Alan "Bricks" Brixton, and Perrod. But with the recent gap in my schedule, since Fabian McGrath exhausted his balls, I have been working hard to slut myself out to Bram Gottig and Jan Kolberg. If I can get two megaweights bidding to pound my ass, there's no way I can lose.
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WOW! Tagged-teamed by Perrod, Brixton and Martonne. Do they fuck you once each or do they plow your ass three or four times per session?
DeleteThree or four times each, but it depends of if their pumping before the stage or releasing after. I have to admit, taking the three of them, while challenging, has been the highlight of this year so far. The tag-teaming gives each of them time to recover before coming back to reseed my ass so I am constantly satisfied with cock and cum. All that heavy muscle bearing down on me, thick deposits of splooge filling my sperm bank, and those powerful thrusts of behemoth dick feel so fucking good, I can't keep myself from cumming.
DeleteAlso, if anyone is still interested, I posted an old pic from my days as a non-naked bodybuilder on my photo blog. Ran across a blurb about my last stage performance in the IFBB.
Peace
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Oh, come on Donovan, please stop being so coy. For crying out loud post a pic. of yourself in full frontal pose, totally naked, like these two guys, or even better, like your buddy Bedone in his recent solo shot, which shows all of us what terrific guy he truly is. You seem to be the 'nec plus ultra' of NBA's and have taken every important cock of recent times up your arse and fucked quite a few yourslelf. So let's see the goods. I am sure I speak for dozens of your fans who know you only through uyour IFNB postings. So, please, let's be seeing the real you, in all your naked glory.
DeleteHey Donovan, any of those pros eat out your anus after they dump their cum loads? Or is that a secret you can't tell?
DeleteDonovan, here's another raunchy question.
DeleteDo you lick those pro cock rods clean after they unload in your man-chute?
Mostly I’m thinking they don’t want to go on stage with a slimy dick after they plowed your ass in the prep room. But maybe they always want a good “mouth wash” to keep their man-meat clean.
Teenage Alphas are CONSTANTLY trying to eat out my ass and get access to the reservoir of enhanced man-seed in my gut. They know I'm full of the most elite spunk on the planet and will frequently resort to force, trying to pry open my hole with their tongues and gain an edge on their competition. But, that's one of the few things I deny Alphas, and I've taken some serious heat for it. From my perspective, that's my cum, to use as a means of becoming a huge, hung muscle-freak and dominant he-bitch. Even ranking Alphas can't tongue me open. When I'm loaded up, my will and fuck-hole are so strong only a firm cock thrust can get in. But of course that just ends up seeding me even more. The end result is the frustrated Alpha gets angry and aggressive, which he needs for training and posing, and I get more sperm and a workout for my muscle-hole. Everybody wins!
DeleteI sure would like to have my ass eat out by teen Alphas. You got strong willpower, plus strength to resist those temptations.
DeleteBut I want to ask this: You got any techniques to tell about how you keep all the pro cum in your dude-pussy so none of it don’t ooze down your thigh or drip right on the floor?
I ask because when I get loaded up, especially by three or more of my buddies, I always got leakage, which seems very wasteful. In a training session, I can always count on round-robin ass eating, but sometimes I feel selfish like I want to keep it all for myself. What you you suggest?
How about if Perrod and Roher dick-slap each other and cum that way? I'd like to see that.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see any dick slapping in the IFNB. Perrod and Roher would be incredible, but I'm kind of leaning towards Bram Gottig and Tory Zak!
DeleteOne of the cool things about AlphaFest Expo was you got to see pro athletes up-close and personal. Chuck McGrath and Ozgur Urgulu are two Jock Jacker wrote about. You saw them enjoying sex play and having fun. You didn’t just see the macho posturing that turns the competition stage into a circus show like the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment). The WWE has primetime television programming and many fans, so they must be doing what appeals and sells. NB and AP athletes seem to be copying that model. But I hope it’s not the only model the IFNB can follow.
ReplyDelete(posted by Jockstrap Butch)
Jock Jacker’s report about his day at AlphaFest Expo was good reading, but one thing he didn’t write about was the performance by the musical group Cum and Gonads.
ReplyDeleteCum and Gonads is made up of five collegiate NB athletes and amateur competitors who are also into music and like to sing. They perform at frat parties and small indie clubs on the college circuit. They always perform nude, and according to what I heard they encourage their fans to get naked too. The Expo was their first time appearing at a national event and before such a large audience.
They have four singers up front, and a man on electronic keyboard plays all the music. The songs they perform are hard-driving party favorites. Many are suggestive and sexy anyway, but Cum and Gonads make the lyrics even dirtier and raunchier.
I didn’t catch the words to everything they sang, but even some words and phrases made you know this wasn’t your grandma’s music.
I pretty well to remember their words to “Louie Louie” which they sexed-up way more that The Kingsmen’s original hit. Here’s what I recall, but if I got anything wrong, blame me, not Cum and Gonads.
Louie Louie, oh, oh
Say we gotta cum, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say Louie Louie, oh man
Say we gotta cum
A big strong man, he’s hot for me
Worship his body all endlessly
Suck that man and ride his bone
Never let his dick alone
Louie Louie, oh, oh
Say we gotta cum, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say Louie Louie, oh man
Say we gotta cum
All nights and days, my hard-on aches
Think of that man, he’s prime beefsteak
In my bed, I dream he’s here
I want to lick him everywhere
Louie Louie, oh, oh
Say we gotta cum, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say Louie Louie, oh man
Say we gotta cum
Take him in my mouth again
Take him in my ass again
Fuck him in his ass again
Suck him, drain his nuts again
Louie Louie, oh, oh
Say we gotta cum, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Say Louie Louie, oh man
Say we gotta cum
Say we gotta cum now
Say we gotta cum now
Let’s cum !
Then the singers jacked off, huge blasts of cum, splashing sperm gobs on each other.
The collegiates at AlphaFest really knew how to live the NB lifestyle -- like Jock Jacker wrote about the Juice-n-Jizz Bar and volunteering to demonstrate how to use the Glory Door, and don’t forget how the young athlete Tom Nguyen got his cherry busted, in the P-Sque, plus simulcast via Jumbotrons so everyone on the Expo floor could watch. The young athletes seem to be totally into working out hard to train their bodies plus they have fun. Showmanship like that’s going to attract more teens and young men to the sport and it’s going to attract more fans too.
(posted by Jockstrap Butch)
Glad to find out about the group Cum and Gonads. Gonna keep an eye out for where they might be appearing at a college near me.
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