Thursday, March 19, 2015

2014 MR. ALPHA, JR. ALPHA & ALPHAFEST EXPO 31

TEEN USE OF SPH LOWER THAN EXPECTED
HOWEVER, SOME UNFORTUNATE INCIDENTS
Over-excited: Teen Lightheavyweight Hendrik Dussen, hands on his cum-spurting cock, 
moments before he deteriorated into a muscular, cock-strokingspectacle. 

Hendrik Dussen, like so many teens, wanted to be remembered for taking the stage at the inaugural Jr. Alpha.  However, the way the young boy from Estonia will be remembered is not how he would have hoped.  

Dussen deteriorated on the second hight of finals to a babbling, cock stroking, cum spewing zombie on stage – at one point even dropping to his knees, as if unaware of where he was, who he was, or that he was furiously stroking his monster teen cock in front of thousands.  The boy had to be physically removed from stage, and seemed completely unaware of what was going on – all he wanted to do was stroke his sock and cum.

Those who have been around the game of naked muscle long enough know exactly what happened to the boy: a pre-competitive does of SPH that was a little too strong.  SPH (sperm production hyperdrive) was an experimental drug that entered the game 7 years ago, but was quickly abandoned by most pros dude to being nearly impossible to correctly does.  the drug causes massive erection swells and rapid cum firing, but also has a psychotropic effect, sending users into trance-like states of euphoric blindness and cock-obsessed jerk off rages like Dussen's.  

Because so many pros have screwed up using the drug (including one of the most famous contest-losing screw ups by Pierre Douton a few years back), most consider it not for contest use.  But teens eager to move ahead int he finals become obsessed with fame, and eager to show that their cocks are as potent as the men they admire.  Dussen's own meat is exceptional, and whole the boy was on the outside fringe of breaking top ten, his foolish choice during the second night of finals will definitely keep him out of top standings.  

Dussen was enrolled in Teen Pghenom Yann Perrod's Bodybuilding Programs in the months leading up tot he Jr. Alpha.  Perrod declined statement, and one of his financial sponsors went on record to say that Perrod "is a god of muscle who does;t rely on gimmicks, and certainly would not have recommended such recjkess behavior to a teen competitor."

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5 comments:

  1. Why do these teenage competitors all want to develop the longest cock ever? I thought that after early Perrod and Chris Garter we might have got over the 'length uber alles' concept. But evidently not, as here we are presented again with what has to be one of the longest pieces of man-meat ever. Is it attractive? Well not for me. And I am not surprised that he has had to grab it, for left to its own devices, the cantilever effect woud probably have tipped the guy over. I exaggerate. but you all know what I mean: the whole thing is totally unbalanced.. So, please you teenage. studs, could you try to develop your cocks so that they have some relationship to your body, otherwise you will need ot order a special pair of pants with a third leg in which to house your dicks ! Go back to the early short of Greg Corwin and take another look at him. He has the right idea, at least in my mind. He may not have the biggest cock ever, but what a beautiful tool this young man has developed. So, teenagers, cut down on excessive length - it just ain't attractive. - and strive for balance.

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  2. .... more about SPH

    “Also,” Doc went on, “I disagree about what SPH stands for. The letters SPH appear prominently on Cock-Rock-It packaging. However, it says SPH stands for Sperm Producing Hormones. Many folks, even many well-informed folks, say SPH stands for Sperm Production Hyper-Drive. The difference between production and producing may not be significant, but the ill-defined or misunderstood word hyper-drive allows manufacturers to include whatever ingredients they want. Some may be innocuous, but the vaguely understood word is the reason that street drugs which induce highs and crashes get included. The Cock-Rock-It includes only pure SPH and inert emollients. Everything is made in our lab. Our SPH is formulated as time-release granules. These are dispersed in a gel-stick which is lubed, then foil wrapped.”

    “Strength of dose is important, as is frequency. Athletes training with SPH need a regimen. They start with strength 7 three times per week, and after a year or two dose with strength 12 or 13. Strength 15 is for pros, who can handle it daily. Acclimated to a training regimen, SPH establishes high male energy levels in an athlete and maintains his peak performance condition.”

    “On a training regimen, a competitive amateur dosing strength 12 three times a week can produce eighteen cum blasts per event round. Pros on daily training with strength 15 produce thirty. These are the kind of cum drenched performances IFNB fans want.”

    (posted by Jockstrap Butch)

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  3. ... SPH part three

    “Occasional users of the Cock-Rock-It have a different experience. Not in training with SPH, they don’t have established levels, so SPH spikes a desire to express virility. Your typical man on the street, dosing strength 7 or 8, can carry an erection for six hours and ejaculate at least as many times. A well-built stud who works out three times a week and doses once or twice a month with strength 10 turns himself into a man-goat. He can make this part of his lifestyle.”

    Doc Joseph wrapped up this way: “SPH isn’t a problem. Bad SPH is. Knowing how to dose is important. SPH can be part of a training regimen, or it can be used occasionally. Either way, it can be a significant asset for men who want to feel and express the maximum virility in penis, testicles, prostate, anus, sphincter, scrotum, pubes, taint, nipples, armpits and feet.”

    (posted by Jockstrap Butch)

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    1. Why do you have to post your stuff in two different places? One place would be quite enough
      We do not need to read your pieces twice.

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    2. Sorry to annoy you. I guess I get too excited about what I write,

      (Jockstrap Butch)

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